@Surfbat45 That's cool you met her; did she tell you if she has any hobbies or something? I'd like to spend some time with her... doing... whatever. I wonder if she has heard of that Jim Rose thing.
She left GWAR of her own free will. She said something to the effect that she couldnt travel around filthy clubs listening to heavy metal all her life and wanted to try something new. Im sure the guys in GWAR were professional enough not to go around hitting on her like some teenager.
This show kinda out-GWARs GWAR. Did you see her cricket eating act? Walking on flaming glass with bare feet? Fire-pissing? That's a bit more extreme than paper mache costumes, phony blood and styrofoam weapons. I have yet to see Oderus Orungus conduct over 300 watts of electricity through his body to light pieces of paper on fire with his mouth. If GWAR is all about extreme violence, it seems Danielle had the lock on the most extreme shit out of the entire band.
@vcdaniels if you're honestly comparing this to gwars show you're infinitely retarded. I'm not saying you dont have a point, but gwar is satire, its an artistic band and its fun, they're both shows, gwar is obviously fantasy.
Wow . . . and to call someone "infinitely retarded" over what you yourself admit to as a valid point . . . because of something that's FANTASY ANYWAY?! Projection much?
@vcdaniels There are tricks to all of the things in this act that make them extremely safe to do with know-how. And training. And practice. Admittedly it is really amusing, but no more "extreme" then gwar.
I'm only replying cuz I got a notice that you were replying to me.
I dunno about the whole sucked thing. I mean, if she sucked that bad then let her go, sure. But why offer that she can "still do holiday shows"?
It's usually the same reason when you have a girl in an all-guy band. In-band romance. It goes bad and the girl gets nixed. Or the girl gets too much attention (ie Gwen Stefani and No Doubt) and the band breaks up.
One question: Before this "firing" were any of them trying to hit on her?
Seriously, I bet one of them tried to get with her and she shot 'im down. So, out of bitterness, they told her that she "could still do holiday shows, but they didn't need her anymore".
Think about it. If she were doing something that dragged the band down, why would they even offer her the holiday shows?
SUPER retarded... im skinner than these girls... id fire her too
wildboy789789 5 months ago
who fired her dave
JMS06723 6 months ago
i cant count how many times ive jerked off 2 slymenstra i love her.
lilton25 8 months ago
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN, SHE WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A BIG PART OF GWAR HISTORY
FuckFaceOblivion 8 months ago
Nooo... poor Sylmenstra. Sure, she was aging, but how could they fire her? I like Gwar little less after listening to her words :(
PsychoholicSlag83 9 months ago
@PsychoholicSlag83 Why was she fired
StyrbjornStarke 8 months ago
@StyrbjornStarke She talks about that in the video
PsychoholicSlag83 8 months ago
@PsychoholicSlag83 No one really knows what happened for her to be fired though, so you can't really pick a side.
cynicalblank 8 months ago
Now that be cool Show. wish I didn't live around a friggin Bible Belt.
kingkrab123 9 months ago
Lol at the fire queefs xD
DoomMaster307 1 year ago
i've eaten crickets before, had no taste whatsoever
TrenchcoatNinja3 1 year ago
I met her a few times after GWAR shows and she seemed really cool. I'm glad she got out and found her own "thing".
Surfbat45 1 year ago 2
@Surfbat45 That's cool you met her; did she tell you if she has any hobbies or something? I'd like to spend some time with her... doing... whatever. I wonder if she has heard of that Jim Rose thing.
YaWantTaters 10 months ago
Slymenstra is a goddess, and we pigs should be honored to be apart of watching this video. I am a scum dog, and I love Slymenstra!!
ilovegoldenjade 1 year ago
She is awesome :)
xCrimsonAngelfirex 1 year ago
damn i wish i could see this but them to come to South dakota prob impossible
imatuner 1 year ago
looks like these women are on their way to fame and fortune! Now all the need is a drunken hobo yelling @ everyone to complete the act
HorrorAngel666 1 year ago
She left GWAR of her own free will. She said something to the effect that she couldnt travel around filthy clubs listening to heavy metal all her life and wanted to try something new. Im sure the guys in GWAR were professional enough not to go around hitting on her like some teenager.
Besides, shes not even all that hot.
nikkivixen1 1 year ago
she told me to see gwar,but after this...id rather see her.......she didnt say she wasnt in gwar.damn.
kevil665 2 years ago 6
She sounds like a B-more gal ;)
ECSizemore 2 years ago
This show kinda out-GWARs GWAR. Did you see her cricket eating act? Walking on flaming glass with bare feet? Fire-pissing? That's a bit more extreme than paper mache costumes, phony blood and styrofoam weapons. I have yet to see Oderus Orungus conduct over 300 watts of electricity through his body to light pieces of paper on fire with his mouth. If GWAR is all about extreme violence, it seems Danielle had the lock on the most extreme shit out of the entire band.
vcdaniels 2 years ago 8
@vcdaniels if you're honestly comparing this to gwars show you're infinitely retarded. I'm not saying you dont have a point, but gwar is satire, its an artistic band and its fun, they're both shows, gwar is obviously fantasy.
InfiniteRhombus 10 months ago
@InfiniteRhombus
Wow . . . and to call someone "infinitely retarded" over what you yourself admit to as a valid point . . . because of something that's FANTASY ANYWAY?! Projection much?
vcdaniels 10 months ago
@vcdaniels who gives a fuck gwar still is fucking awsome
JERZEY555 10 months ago
@JERZEY555
No argument there. I'd still pay to check her out first, though.
vcdaniels 10 months ago
@JERZEY555
No argument there. I'd still pay to check her out first, though.
vcdaniels 10 months ago
@vcdaniels she didn't even actually EAT the crickets though, if you're going to show off how crazy you are... just DO IT!
cynicalblank 8 months ago
@vcdaniels There are tricks to all of the things in this act that make them extremely safe to do with know-how. And training. And practice. Admittedly it is really amusing, but no more "extreme" then gwar.
TheBoss502 5 months ago
@gojiguyver3
I'm only replying cuz I got a notice that you were replying to me.
I dunno about the whole sucked thing. I mean, if she sucked that bad then let her go, sure. But why offer that she can "still do holiday shows"?
It's usually the same reason when you have a girl in an all-guy band. In-band romance. It goes bad and the girl gets nixed. Or the girl gets too much attention (ie Gwen Stefani and No Doubt) and the band breaks up.
I'm tellin' ya man, Stampe shot somebody down.
vcdaniels 2 years ago
she's so hot id still make out with her if she had crickets in her mouth!
robokiwi37 2 years ago
HAWT!
slayride 2 years ago
symenstra was amazing though she didnt do much in gwar she was awesome poor techno destructo's wife is gone
nooloo3000 2 years ago
Danielle Stampe was . . . fired?
. . . . from GWAR?
mmmmyeah . . . .
One question: Before this "firing" were any of them trying to hit on her?
Seriously, I bet one of them tried to get with her and she shot 'im down. So, out of bitterness, they told her that she "could still do holiday shows, but they didn't need her anymore".
Think about it. If she were doing something that dragged the band down, why would they even offer her the holiday shows?
vcdaniels 2 years ago
Damn! So grabtastic!
eyeballboob 2 years ago
fucking amazing... i love Danielle stampe
cynicalblank 2 years ago
i men i like slymenstra alot, she's my favorite chick and super hot to me but she did push this girly thing a bit far
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