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Why can't everyone just get along?? I'm a Christian but have friends with all different beliefs. I hate when people start bashing eachother....its a waste of time. Honestly, if you don't believe in God....that is your choice. I'm glad we have the ability to choose. But please don't offend people over who's theological view is correct. I don't call atheists fools or idiots or worse. Personally I think its sad when people don't believe; but God has given everyone a CHOICE.
I love how he makes fun and minimalizes the violence that his monosyllabic father perpetrated on him in the name of "discipline". Sanctimonious christian morons.
@rockyonemambo why are you on this page? @loser33user you too... like seriously? you guys look retarded bein on this page hating on a comedian... you guys go be a comedian and tell me how that goes
@rockyonemambo Maybe you need to be disciplined yourself. Sentimental caricatures, labelling all Christians morons shows that the atheist dawkinite scum breed know no ends to lowly behaviour.
You do not belong in civilized society with that attitude, moron.
My thoughts: I'm not deeply religious but I am a believer in Jesus and the big G. I also believe in my American right to freedom of religion and I'm unreceptive to someone cramming religion down my throat (yes, I chose to visit this page). I have a dear friend who is atheist (DAMM GOOD KID) - he doesn't try to convert me and I don't try to convert him. I heard a Christian comedian years ago that was AWFUL and unfunny. This guy wasn't too bad. Peace and love to EVERYONE.
Many Christians want to believe so badly they will ignore scientific evidence, reason, common sense and their own better judgment. Religions have perverted the meaning of the word "truth." The Websters Dictionary definition says what the word means: truth: "being in accord with fact or reality" - Search for "Church of Innerspace" in Google and read what it says. It is not what you think it is.
For goodness sake, get a LIFE. Find something better to do than go from Christian video to video insulting us without knowing the facts.
Because you know what? Most of these atheists just make fun of Christianity never having experienced a one on one with God. They just look dumber. It's a shame. There ARE such atheists that respect people of faith but apparently the ones that don't respect are all on YouTube. Grow up, seriously.
I wonder if there are any clean and wholesome- "golly gee shucks"- christian comics who have legitimate careers in comedy... ya know, instead of performing in packed "mega churches". Sorry, but christians make shitty comedians... for a reason.
@martingomezism well your beliefs seem to rely on math, science, and facts. and studies show that we are actually going to grow as a population in the future. with no signs of religion disappearing. which seems to contradict what you say. na i know your not serious with the everyone is gonna die thing. but i mean, i can barely look up a video of my belief anymore without some atheist troll being somewhere near it.can you just go post on the discriminating biased videos of your beliefs please.
@falloutseriesftw UGH AMEN MAN! Seriously! I've had it. I can't go to ONE Christian video without finding some ignorant disrespectful comment on there made by some disgruntled atheist trying to sound "intellectual" when atheism and evolution have NOTHING to do with making anyone smarter. It just makes you hopeless.
Pick and choose? You made a categorical statement, and I found counterexamples. I don't need to list the ones that agree with what you said.
And I'm not bitter. I'd be 100% for a god that were actually good. Problem is, the god of the bible isn't, and I don't think we have a world where a good god is possible. If I were bitter, though, it'd be like being bitter against unicorns (if there were people that would torture and kill because they thought the unicorns told them to)
@hecdc I gave this a thumbs down because joking about whipping a child with a belt is not even remotely funny. The freaks laughing at that need their head examined.
Hmm, yes but you have to look at the discipline that was given out at the day and time. They didn't say,"Alright so now you cannot have your xbox for two weeks!".
What do you think it really meant when it said,"Spare the ROD, spoil the child."? lol And also, my mother truly would discipline me, and I was a good kid. I'm 15, and I hope you "parents" know, that at school, your perfect kids cuss just as much as I do. Mormons, Christians, Muslims, ALL OF US, are equally wrong. Learn to raise kids.
@Justinisinthebuildin uh, dude that verse means that if you don't spank and discipline your kids they will be ruined and die. I'm 15 too, my mom spanked me as a kid, and I never ever cuss! It really sickens me to hear all the crap kids say at school.
The brutal and stark reality about the statement starting at 5:05 is that its completely and utterly true. I won't give any details because, heh, my girlfriend knows what my youtube account name is.
It is much worse child abuse to NOT spank your kids (I'm talking mild spanking here).
My parents spanked me with calm, mild spanking (never more than 2 whacks on the rear) and they always hugged me and told me they loved me afterward. It was so mild that I sometimes thought to myself "that wasn't that bad" but it was enough to keep me in line.
If you don't spank, you always end up YELLING which leads to psychological scars much worse than a mild 2 whack spanking.
@TheNatealator in the verse it says "THE rod" not "A rod". "The rod" is always metaphorical. On the other hand, a rod is always with reference to a concrete object—a straight stick that might have been used as a tool of measurement (1Sa 17:7, Rev. 21:16), a symbol of authority (Is. 14:5), or a staff used in herding sheep (Lev. 27:32).
@NeverEndingPromises does that mean Prov 26:3 and 10:13 should be taken literally? I should hope not. Prov 29:15 definitely says "a rod" and talks about disciplining children. Is 10:15 interchanges a and the. Besides, the Bible was written by so many different authors, editors, and translators, I'm surprised anyone would make such a claim of stylistic consistency. It'd be nice if all the Bible preached were love, but from what I've read of it, I don't believe it does.
Getting a sore arse sitting on those fucking pews for a couple of hours listening to a shithouse comedian talking about god. Sounds like a fucking ripper way to spend a day!!
Christian rock, Christian rap, Christian stand up, Christian hip hop...there is nothing dorkier than a Christian trying to act cool. Is there a rule that the Christian performer must include a a God reference SOMEWHERE during the performance? It's like there is a God quota that needs to me met at least once every 10 minutes. It is like this Carmen/TBN dude wholikes to perform "hip hop" and now he's a "radically saved" 45 year old Christian Mel Gibson wannabee. "Christian side hug" anyone?
@HaleyMagic there is difference between disclipling and physically hurting a child. beating a child is a primitive and lazy way to show a child something is not right. its mostly used becuase parents lack the ability to actually explain to a child why something is wrong. for instance, a child says the word Fuck. the parent doesnt know how to explain to the child how the word is wrong, they simply wack the child in the face and that teaches them not to do it again. also spanking breeds rebelion.
I find all this child hitting material very offensive! I'm going to write a letter to the Parents Television Council. Surely they have a youtube branch. What if my child sees this and thinks it's cool and funny for me to hit him?! What trash this is. And, as I always say, "Trash in. Trash out." Clean it up, Rich Praytor. You call yourself a Christian? This is disgusting
@nickypeeps were you never spanked as a child? grow up and stop being such a panzy. It says in the Bible "If you spare the rod, you spoil the Child"....
@free2live8765 i certainly was not. when i did something wrong, my parents and I just prayed that God would will things to drop on my fanny in a spank-like fashion so that none of us were implicated in the violence of it all
the problem is that most "good" comedy (according to a majority) is on touchy subjects that a Christian can't get on stage and rant about. Gays, Sex, Drugs, Crime, those kind of themes. This guys comedy has a younger feel, something good for middle schoolers.
This guy is so funny that I have laughed for 3 days afterwards and did not even watch the video - I would just laugh thing about it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have - I have had a good laugh.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Sure, makes perfect sense.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to say that it takes alot of faith to believe in evelution, and that the univers was made because there was nothing and then something popped up from nothing. Chirstianity is faith and a relationship with God, it gives the people who want it something to live for, if you want it to make sense you have to have faith, other wise it will sound just the way you said it.
No, christianity takes a lot of blind faith - evolution is science and supported by facts and evidence - no faith needed. Its called science my primitive friend :)
@newfagscanttrif0rce A great many Scientific minds argued that the Big Bang couldn't be accepted as Science because it posits a beginning to the Universe. I love Science, but it no way destroys my Faith in Christ. Even Gould disagreed with a purely Darwinian model for evolution. The Cambrian explosion is something Science still wrestles with and how to tie that into a clean Darwinian model.
Nonsense. You are referring to Christian sources regarding Cambrian explosion who have an agenda. The Cambrian explosion occured over 50 million years. At the end of it there were still no reptiles, mammals or birds. Study the subject a bit harder buddy.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I appreciate you replying. I am not going to tell you I am a Scientist and I know everything about Evolutionary Biology, but I have read Stephen Gould. I know he is by no means supporting any sort of creationist idea, but even he recognized the issues that the Cambrian explosion presented for fossil evidence. BTW, it was only about 30 million years. Why such scant fossil evidence? For all of this talk of proof and evidence, show me some intermediate fossils.
We are lucky to have any fossils form at all! The 'show us your intermediate fossils' creationist argument has been demolished time and time again. Google or it youtube it.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
@newfagscanttrif0rce Do you agree that Scientists initially were hesitant to adopt the singularity of the Big Bang because it postulates a beginning and the implications of a beginning to the universe? Science is wonderful. I am by no means saying anything bad about Science. Are you a Science major or a Scientist by trade?
No, science is concerned only with observing and describing the universe as it appears to be. If I study the universe and there is evidence that Yahweh exists and he 'always' existed and created the universe then scientests would be the first to say we were wrong.
@newfagscanttrif0rce Appearance. Hasn't the appearance of things led to various discoveries sometimes even the opposite of what was once a solid idea. Isn't there the potential that "God" can be discovered through some Scientific method? It takes a radio to decipher radio signals. If God exists in some alternate dimension of space, couldn't Science potentially stumble on to that discovery?
I am curious as to your profession as it relates to Science. Do you work in the field?
@newfagscanttrif0rce Atheism: The belief there was nothing and then nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically re-arranged itself for no reason what so ever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
No it does not 'work both ways'. Once method is scientific and based on evidence and logic. Religion just goes by what is written in the supposedly holy book and its final - no evidence can change the mind of the faithful. The people who wrote the bible believed the earth was flat and only 6000 years old.... Not hard to show how wrong this is.
@newfagscanttrif0rce Who were these people that believed the Earth was flat and only 6000 years old? In fact, who wrote what you are calling the bible? I am sure it isn't hard to show how wrong it is, but tell me who it is you are referring too. Even if I grant any of your argument, what does it matter. The Bible claims to be information revealed by God to a self-seeking world. It is not a Science textbook.
We all have faith in some way, the question is on who or what do you lay your trust.
"The Bible claims to be information revealed by God to a self-seeking world." It is clearly a work of fiction by men. Prove me wrong and I will believe you.
@newfagscanttrif0rce You didn't answer my question about who all these flat Earth guys are. I am curious who you think wrote the "Bible." You say "CLEARLY" and I am curious why you say it with such a definitive bravado. What makes that idea so clear to you?
Dozens of anonymous priests and rabbis wrote, edited, added and removed verses and books from the the bible over the course of centuries. This is common knowledge. Of course, you are trying to tell me that angels whispered into their ear as they wrote it, correct?
@newfagscanttrif0rce Why would you presume I would argue that? I believe God oversaw the project, but sure I believe that men wrote it. You said these people were all flat Earthers and believe that the Earth was only 6000 years old, but you have no proof of that at all. You make outrageous assertions with no evidence, but demand loads of evidence from Christians. You say these were anonymous folks, so there can be no way to known what they believed.
@newfagscanttrif0rce I came to see how funny Mr. Praytor is and I got you instead. I like how you worded that paragraph.
Do you believe in Alien intelligence? Do you believe in the possibility that aliens from some remote planet exist?
Could you ever accept that Genesis is more a book of symbols trying to explain a story about humanity? That Christ is a real figure that lived and died on Earth and He did this to reconcile a broken world unto Himself?
"That Christ is a real figure that lived and died on Earth and He did this to reconcile a broken world unto Himself?" Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".
@newfagscanttrif0rce but you're smarter because you think that life came from an accidental bang millions of years ago and we still havent been able to reproduce real life in ANY WAY. To believe in an accident instead of a creator makes no sense. No other life has ever been found except which is listed in Genesis as Gods creation. Most people living believe in a creator, in fact ALL so called "athiests" can NEVER pass a lie detector test when they say there's no God, they fail everytime...
@3rdwise with the last sentence that you said, they do fail because without God there'd be no Word to follow. if atheists looked with a clearer vision, theyd see this and go "uh wait what?" then God would probably start showing His sense of humor by making him babble something he probably heard on the scifi channel.
@newfagscanttrif0rce Creationists/Revolution religion: The belief that there was an explotion that appeared from nothing, the energy, atmosphere, gravity, stars, planets, life just simply nothing.
Whatever makes you happy. I know in my heart, and like the thought that i actually is worth something. Not apapear from nothing, that is impossible.
@IkkeMors0mt appear from nothing, when do scientists say we appeared from nothing? do you even know what science is? didn't your god magically create everything? man from mud and woman from a rib? you really believe that? a talking snake with perfect diction a 900 year old man built the biggest boat known to man and held two of every animal and yet the predators didn't eat their prey on and off the boat? if you really believe that you are dumb, so dumb in fact you don't realise you're dumb
@neil182sr He/She meant that something does not come from nothing. It has to be created such as the universe and all the things in it was by God. Things you can't explain - explain it all. Life is too complex, the human body so developed - it was all planned out and put in place as God wanted it.
@neil182sr God created everything there is. No nonsense about that. Everything, every material. It all belongs to him. BTW Noah wasn't 900 when he built the ark & the ark isn't the biggest boat known to man - read the dimensions(do the math) many boats are larger - Example Queen Mary II. Think on this; In order to discount an infinite God in an infinite universe, you have to have infinite knowledge of the universe. To deny's God's existence you have to be omnipotent yourself. Take care man.
@TopperRollinCoal well if "god" created everything what created god? your logic is dumb. if you were to build a boat today even the size of the queen mary there is not enough space to fit two of every animal with nostrils on it. its not possible.
Yes it would be wrong for any christian to swear when its not needed at all. If you think swearing gets you anything good...youre sadly mistaken. We laugh harder than anyone out there at everyday life....you dont need swearing to be funny.
@susie4larry82 i just swear because its part of my vocab. not to be funny. what makes a swear word? peoples reaction to it. stop being such uptight ninnies and then everyone can chill the FUCK out.
@aubhar you do understand that "curse words" only mean something negative to you because people like you empowering them, right? curse words are so arbitrary that they don't even transcend a few decades at a time. they don't even transcend countries. what you consider a curse word here doesn't mean anything to a person living across the planet. letting something bother you for no reason and then commending people who follow the trend doesn't make any sense
@aubhar it takes a lot of talent to do jokes without swearing AND actually be funny. rich praytor has failed miserably at this. however, many comics have managed to do it...bill cosby, jerry seinfeld, brian regan, jim gaffigan, kevin james...if clean comedy is what youre looking for, check these guys out and then revel in the comedy of the fact that you once thought rich praytor was funny
@colphorbin I have laughed so hard and it is sad that you don't find him funny. I have laughed so hard that I have cried and had to get up and walk around because I was laughing so hard.
Too funny! This guy is awesome !!
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TheCreationOfChrist 3 weeks ago
This guy isn't funny.
I'm not saying he's not funny because he christian, I'm saying he's not funny because he's not funny.
rrtodd95 1 month ago 2
@DJhavoc :) Good point. I could never do that job. Especially at church!
bzamarripaful 2 months ago
@77listen: Since you like facts...
Noah Webster(of Webster's dictionary) was a devout congregationalist.
And can you tell me more about that inner space thing?? What is it in a nutshell?? I've never heard of it before and would like to know more.
bzamarripaful 2 months ago
Why can't everyone just get along?? I'm a Christian but have friends with all different beliefs. I hate when people start bashing eachother....its a waste of time. Honestly, if you don't believe in God....that is your choice. I'm glad we have the ability to choose. But please don't offend people over who's theological view is correct. I don't call atheists fools or idiots or worse. Personally I think its sad when people don't believe; but God has given everyone a CHOICE.
bzamarripaful 2 months ago 2
OMFG 4:00-4:15 xDDDD
DASHMAN132 2 months ago
Coming from an anti organized religion pothead with too many fishtanks, this dude was hilarious.
420TRex 2 months ago
I don't care if it's Christian, this shit just isn't funny. God bless Americans and their infantile sense of humour.
loser33user 2 months ago
I love how he makes fun and minimalizes the violence that his monosyllabic father perpetrated on him in the name of "discipline". Sanctimonious christian morons.
rockyonemambo 2 months ago
@rockyonemambo why are you on this page? @loser33user you too... like seriously? you guys look retarded bein on this page hating on a comedian... you guys go be a comedian and tell me how that goes
DJHavoc21 2 months ago
@rockyonemambo Maybe you need to be disciplined yourself. Sentimental caricatures, labelling all Christians morons shows that the atheist dawkinite scum breed know no ends to lowly behaviour.
You do not belong in civilized society with that attitude, moron.
hecdc 2 months ago
Geico, really!
beybladepiano 3 months ago
Does this humor edify anyone, because it doesn't pack a biblical truth anywhere I heard him speaking??
nissanwink 3 months ago
Christian comedy for adults and regular comedy for 9 year old kids are essentially the same thing, based on this video.
Hockeyevan9992 4 months ago 2
And I don't believe in atheism. (Ba-Dum-Bum!)
clongprong 4 months ago
My thoughts: I'm not deeply religious but I am a believer in Jesus and the big G. I also believe in my American right to freedom of religion and I'm unreceptive to someone cramming religion down my throat (yes, I chose to visit this page). I have a dear friend who is atheist (DAMM GOOD KID) - he doesn't try to convert me and I don't try to convert him. I heard a Christian comedian years ago that was AWFUL and unfunny. This guy wasn't too bad. Peace and love to EVERYONE.
clongprong 4 months ago
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Many Christians want to believe so badly they will ignore scientific evidence, reason, common sense and their own better judgment. Religions have perverted the meaning of the word "truth." The Websters Dictionary definition says what the word means: truth: "being in accord with fact or reality" - Search for "Church of Innerspace" in Google and read what it says. It is not what you think it is.
77Listen 4 months ago
152 dislikes from 152 "intellectual" atheists.
For goodness sake, get a LIFE. Find something better to do than go from Christian video to video insulting us without knowing the facts.
Because you know what? Most of these atheists just make fun of Christianity never having experienced a one on one with God. They just look dumber. It's a shame. There ARE such atheists that respect people of faith but apparently the ones that don't respect are all on YouTube. Grow up, seriously.
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NJDominicana246 4 months ago
I wonder if there are any clean and wholesome- "golly gee shucks"- christian comics who have legitimate careers in comedy... ya know, instead of performing in packed "mega churches". Sorry, but christians make shitty comedians... for a reason.
justinoakley999 4 months ago
stupid old lady.......woooow <3
LovePeaceHermony 4 months ago
thumbs up if your a kid!
heavenlywinds 5 months ago
@heavenlywinds and laughing
heavenlywinds 5 months ago
I can't believe it he's actually funny..... the devil is a lyAH!!! thanks for posting.
GatameOne 6 months ago
This isnt that funny. all he does is fat jokes and ga fucking .. Fuck Christianity and all religions. Every1s guna die if we dont get rid of religion
martingomezism 6 months ago
@martingomezism well your beliefs seem to rely on math, science, and facts. and studies show that we are actually going to grow as a population in the future. with no signs of religion disappearing. which seems to contradict what you say. na i know your not serious with the everyone is gonna die thing. but i mean, i can barely look up a video of my belief anymore without some atheist troll being somewhere near it.can you just go post on the discriminating biased videos of your beliefs please.
falloutseriesftw 5 months ago
@falloutseriesftw UGH AMEN MAN! Seriously! I've had it. I can't go to ONE Christian video without finding some ignorant disrespectful comment on there made by some disgruntled atheist trying to sound "intellectual" when atheism and evolution have NOTHING to do with making anyone smarter. It just makes you hopeless.
NJDominicana246 4 months ago
SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
Cause it's SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!! Keep the Blessing of Laughter going my brother.
1soulwonless 6 months ago 10
You dont sound lik youve quite grasped forgiveness you tit
happyogre1 6 months ago in playlist christian comedy
Pick and choose? You made a categorical statement, and I found counterexamples. I don't need to list the ones that agree with what you said.
And I'm not bitter. I'd be 100% for a god that were actually good. Problem is, the god of the bible isn't, and I don't think we have a world where a good god is possible. If I were bitter, though, it'd be like being bitter against unicorns (if there were people that would torture and kill because they thought the unicorns told them to)
TheNatealator 6 months ago
HAAAAALEEEELUUUUUJAHHHH! LMBOOOO...LOVE IT
maddy1120 6 months ago
this is sooo cool
beyonce721 6 months ago in playlist Christian Videos
why so many thumbs down?
Because enough atheists thought him being a christian is good enough reason?
or because of the corporal punishment talk?
i cant tell.
hecdc 6 months ago 17
@hecdc I gave this a thumbs down because joking about whipping a child with a belt is not even remotely funny. The freaks laughing at that need their head examined.
elbogreaser 2 months ago
@hecdc Well... Probably the former, heh... :D
KaiTendo174 2 months ago
@hecdc He's really not that funny. I mean that genuinely. I'd put him down there with Dane Cook.
mydestinicadventure 1 month ago
Hmm, yes but you have to look at the discipline that was given out at the day and time. They didn't say,"Alright so now you cannot have your xbox for two weeks!".
What do you think it really meant when it said,"Spare the ROD, spoil the child."? lol And also, my mother truly would discipline me, and I was a good kid. I'm 15, and I hope you "parents" know, that at school, your perfect kids cuss just as much as I do. Mormons, Christians, Muslims, ALL OF US, are equally wrong. Learn to raise kids.
Justinisinthebuildin 7 months ago in playlist christian comedy
@Justinisinthebuildin uh, dude that verse means that if you don't spank and discipline your kids they will be ruined and die. I'm 15 too, my mom spanked me as a kid, and I never ever cuss! It really sickens me to hear all the crap kids say at school.
PockyStarPokemon 6 months ago
@PockyStarPokemon Sorry bro, but everybody is going to die, it doesn't matter if you swear. I'm sorry you've been abused.
TheNatealator 6 months ago
The brutal and stark reality about the statement starting at 5:05 is that its completely and utterly true. I won't give any details because, heh, my girlfriend knows what my youtube account name is.
crichton55 7 months ago
I got some clean comedy on my site--- music and funnies!
MaximumHuge 7 months ago
idiot
MrKommienezuspadt 7 months ago
the cow says moo
the donkey says heee hohhhh
juicyjamie1999 7 months ago in playlist christian comedy
This guys is as funny as dead babies
94Cioppa 7 months ago
hahahahaa
brandomccasko 8 months ago
I agree! Child abuse is SO christian and funny!
illumined1 8 months ago
@illumined1
It is much worse child abuse to NOT spank your kids (I'm talking mild spanking here).
My parents spanked me with calm, mild spanking (never more than 2 whacks on the rear) and they always hugged me and told me they loved me afterward. It was so mild that I sometimes thought to myself "that wasn't that bad" but it was enough to keep me in line.
If you don't spank, you always end up YELLING which leads to psychological scars much worse than a mild 2 whack spanking.
bimms07 8 months ago
@bimms07 Its better to hit your child because otherwise you would end up yelling? Sounds like a great way to teach a child tolerance.
illumined1 8 months ago
@bimms07 Also, you said mild spanking. Whoopee. I'm not talking about that and you know it. I'm talking about those old school ass whoopings.
illumined1 8 months ago
Um, is this supposed to be serious?
GraigSalerno 8 months ago
That was funny! :)
wehavefaith 8 months ago
so is beating your child a Christian ethic?
lorcychief 8 months ago
@lorcychief Unfortunately, yes. Proverbs 13:24
TheNatealator 8 months ago
@TheNatealator it says discipline not beat your child...
NeverEndingPromises 7 months ago
@NeverEndingPromises Yes, after it says to not spare the rod. What kind of discipline rod was there at the time? The "rod of time out"?
TheNatealator 6 months ago
@TheNatealator in the verse it says "THE rod" not "A rod". "The rod" is always metaphorical. On the other hand, a rod is always with reference to a concrete object—a straight stick that might have been used as a tool of measurement (1Sa 17:7, Rev. 21:16), a symbol of authority (Is. 14:5), or a staff used in herding sheep (Lev. 27:32).
NeverEndingPromises 6 months ago
@NeverEndingPromises does that mean Prov 26:3 and 10:13 should be taken literally? I should hope not. Prov 29:15 definitely says "a rod" and talks about disciplining children. Is 10:15 interchanges a and the. Besides, the Bible was written by so many different authors, editors, and translators, I'm surprised anyone would make such a claim of stylistic consistency. It'd be nice if all the Bible preached were love, but from what I've read of it, I don't believe it does.
TheNatealator 6 months ago
@TheNatealator I think you like to pick in choose don't you? ;)
Why are you so bitter against God?
NeverEndingPromises 6 months ago
@lorcychief yes it is
TheRedLuigi 8 months ago in playlist christian comedy
@lorcychief no it's not,
NeverEndingPromises 7 months ago
Christians suck huh
TMartin617 8 months ago
woooo! gotta love CO!!
MsBlackheartedsoul 9 months ago
Getting a sore arse sitting on those fucking pews for a couple of hours listening to a shithouse comedian talking about god. Sounds like a fucking ripper way to spend a day!!
MrNuggets41 9 months ago
his movie sucks and his acting
armymedic999 9 months ago
Christian rock, Christian rap, Christian stand up, Christian hip hop...there is nothing dorkier than a Christian trying to act cool. Is there a rule that the Christian performer must include a a God reference SOMEWHERE during the performance? It's like there is a God quota that needs to me met at least once every 10 minutes. It is like this Carmen/TBN dude wholikes to perform "hip hop" and now he's a "radically saved" 45 year old Christian Mel Gibson wannabee. "Christian side hug" anyone?
patvilhauer 9 months ago
@patvilhauer Christians rock
kenilar56 8 months ago
Respond to this video... He is AWESOME
kenilar56 8 months ago
LOL saved money by switching to geico
parker1r 9 months ago
@charliepossenriede
Wow your stupid...
14dimaspartak 10 months ago
This is horrible.
FlaGator15 11 months ago
@FlaGator15 why?
HaleyMagic 10 months ago
typical christian parents. Feel the need to abuse their children.
charliepossenriede 11 months ago
@charliepossenriede Well God (and most parents and earth) say to discipline your children :/
HaleyMagic 10 months ago
@HaleyMagic there is difference between disclipling and physically hurting a child. beating a child is a primitive and lazy way to show a child something is not right. its mostly used becuase parents lack the ability to actually explain to a child why something is wrong. for instance, a child says the word Fuck. the parent doesnt know how to explain to the child how the word is wrong, they simply wack the child in the face and that teaches them not to do it again. also spanking breeds rebelion.
charliepossenriede 10 months ago
133 people don't have a sense of humor
MikeyMike17 11 months ago
This is not funny at all.
novamundus 11 months ago
Very entertaining actually.
UTAUoxfyll 11 months ago
I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF! YOU STUPID OLD LADY!
.. #shout to the Lord# :o
BeakyRed 11 months ago
the cow says mooo!
JesusDancerHuff 11 months ago
Bill maher is sooooo much better
615Deathdealer 1 year ago
@aoiahiru NOBODY LIKES MASS!!! NOOOOOOBBBBOOOOOODDDDYYYYYYY EVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRR
XDpwnerXD 1 year ago
he does great.
Grandmatotwo1 1 year ago
"rip your head off" @208 used in a joke in a Christian nation can be funny. Use the same joke in a muslim country - not so funny.
we0905 1 year ago
Last comment... Huh?
Timndjenn 1 year ago
I find all this child hitting material very offensive! I'm going to write a letter to the Parents Television Council. Surely they have a youtube branch. What if my child sees this and thinks it's cool and funny for me to hit him?! What trash this is. And, as I always say, "Trash in. Trash out." Clean it up, Rich Praytor. You call yourself a Christian? This is disgusting
nickypeeps 1 year ago
@nickypeeps were you never spanked as a child? grow up and stop being such a panzy. It says in the Bible "If you spare the rod, you spoil the Child"....
free2live8765 1 year ago
@free2live8765 i certainly was not. when i did something wrong, my parents and I just prayed that God would will things to drop on my fanny in a spank-like fashion so that none of us were implicated in the violence of it all
nickypeeps 1 year ago
@free2live8765 Yeh it also says in the bible that if you wear cetrain things you should be stoned to death so fuck your ass bitch haha XD
XDpwnerXD 1 year ago
the problem is that most "good" comedy (according to a majority) is on touchy subjects that a Christian can't get on stage and rant about. Gays, Sex, Drugs, Crime, those kind of themes. This guys comedy has a younger feel, something good for middle schoolers.
kirbienstien 1 year ago
I've known Ricj since he was a kid and he is so funny - Isaiah
northvalleynews 1 year ago
in mexico.. she was 4000
jeffmcaraturnbull 1 year ago
I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!!!
Freakingepicness 1 year ago
ROFL@ "in the car"
ThisIsMySockAccount 1 year ago
really funny stuff. I dont care what all the other people are saying. God gave you a gift and your using it really well. :)
sarahbearap 1 year ago
@sarahbearap it takes skill to be a comedian, but it takes courage to say you're a christian in front of thousands of people. :)
ninjaovertherainbow 1 year ago
if I found hitting children with belts funny, I'd probably be all about this
frombose 1 year ago
Whoa, what a bigot.
janedoll 1 year ago
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TheTrueThps3m8 1 year ago
A Christian doesn't have to do jokes to be funny. They just have to be Christian.
xtian615 1 year ago
Would love to have Rich on Light Talk!
LightTalkTV 1 year ago
:D haha! Great job! I'm glad God uses you in this way, keep up the goood workkk!(:
MsGodsWarrior 1 year ago
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murderousbastard83 1 year ago
@murderousbastard83 Yeah, corniset!! =oP
Perktube1 1 year ago
"it was one of the saddest days of my life, but the good news was that I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to geiko"
Bahahahahaahhhaha!
Genius!
HXCDARLENE 1 year ago
Sometimes terrible comedy is just what a tough crowd needs.
OhBuddah 1 year ago
This guy is so funny that I have laughed for 3 days afterwards and did not even watch the video - I would just laugh thing about it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have - I have had a good laugh.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
Rich is fun-nay!
LightTalkTV 1 year ago
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Sure, makes perfect sense.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago 3
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to say that it takes alot of faith to believe in evelution, and that the univers was made because there was nothing and then something popped up from nothing. Chirstianity is faith and a relationship with God, it gives the people who want it something to live for, if you want it to make sense you have to have faith, other wise it will sound just the way you said it.
Rocker6chick9 1 year ago
@Rocker6chick9
No, christianity takes a lot of blind faith - evolution is science and supported by facts and evidence - no faith needed. Its called science my primitive friend :)
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce A great many Scientific minds argued that the Big Bang couldn't be accepted as Science because it posits a beginning to the Universe. I love Science, but it no way destroys my Faith in Christ. Even Gould disagreed with a purely Darwinian model for evolution. The Cambrian explosion is something Science still wrestles with and how to tie that into a clean Darwinian model.
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
Nonsense. You are referring to Christian sources regarding Cambrian explosion who have an agenda. The Cambrian explosion occured over 50 million years. At the end of it there were still no reptiles, mammals or birds. Study the subject a bit harder buddy.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce I appreciate you replying. I am not going to tell you I am a Scientist and I know everything about Evolutionary Biology, but I have read Stephen Gould. I know he is by no means supporting any sort of creationist idea, but even he recognized the issues that the Cambrian explosion presented for fossil evidence. BTW, it was only about 30 million years. Why such scant fossil evidence? For all of this talk of proof and evidence, show me some intermediate fossils.
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
We are lucky to have any fossils form at all! The 'show us your intermediate fossils' creationist argument has been demolished time and time again. Google or it youtube it.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
razputin34 1 year ago
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@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
razputin34 1 year ago
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@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
razputin34 1 year ago
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@newfagscanttrif0rce I have to disagree with that statement. I don't think they have been demolished. I think reasonable people can disagree with conclusions, especially when they are not as clear cut as you want them to be. The intermediate animals roamed around for millions of years possibly before any change would have occurred, so why don't we have any fossils that are truly transitional. I am not saying Evolution isn't true, but I think Science claims much more than is really there.
razputin34 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Do you agree that Scientists initially were hesitant to adopt the singularity of the Big Bang because it postulates a beginning and the implications of a beginning to the universe? Science is wonderful. I am by no means saying anything bad about Science. Are you a Science major or a Scientist by trade?
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
No, science is concerned only with observing and describing the universe as it appears to be. If I study the universe and there is evidence that Yahweh exists and he 'always' existed and created the universe then scientests would be the first to say we were wrong.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Appearance. Hasn't the appearance of things led to various discoveries sometimes even the opposite of what was once a solid idea. Isn't there the potential that "God" can be discovered through some Scientific method? It takes a radio to decipher radio signals. If God exists in some alternate dimension of space, couldn't Science potentially stumble on to that discovery?
I am curious as to your profession as it relates to Science. Do you work in the field?
razputin34 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Atheism: The belief there was nothing and then nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically re-arranged itself for no reason what so ever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
It works both ways peoples!!!
tomsim22 1 year ago
@tomsim22
No it does not 'work both ways'. Once method is scientific and based on evidence and logic. Religion just goes by what is written in the supposedly holy book and its final - no evidence can change the mind of the faithful. The people who wrote the bible believed the earth was flat and only 6000 years old.... Not hard to show how wrong this is.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Who were these people that believed the Earth was flat and only 6000 years old? In fact, who wrote what you are calling the bible? I am sure it isn't hard to show how wrong it is, but tell me who it is you are referring too. Even if I grant any of your argument, what does it matter. The Bible claims to be information revealed by God to a self-seeking world. It is not a Science textbook.
We all have faith in some way, the question is on who or what do you lay your trust.
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
"The Bible claims to be information revealed by God to a self-seeking world." It is clearly a work of fiction by men. Prove me wrong and I will believe you.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce You didn't answer my question about who all these flat Earth guys are. I am curious who you think wrote the "Bible." You say "CLEARLY" and I am curious why you say it with such a definitive bravado. What makes that idea so clear to you?
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
Dozens of anonymous priests and rabbis wrote, edited, added and removed verses and books from the the bible over the course of centuries. This is common knowledge. Of course, you are trying to tell me that angels whispered into their ear as they wrote it, correct?
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Why would you presume I would argue that? I believe God oversaw the project, but sure I believe that men wrote it. You said these people were all flat Earthers and believe that the Earth was only 6000 years old, but you have no proof of that at all. You make outrageous assertions with no evidence, but demand loads of evidence from Christians. You say these were anonymous folks, so there can be no way to known what they believed.
razputin34 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce its funny how you say that since atheists are the ones who are annoyed at people saying "prove me wrong". lol.
BeakyRed 11 months ago
@tomsim22 You have gotten way off the evaluation of the comic - he is funny - just enjoy it and have a good laugh.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
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@tomsim22
You have gotten way off the evaluation of the comic - he is funny - just enjoy it and have a good laugh.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
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@tomsim22
You have gotten way off the evaluation of the comic - he is funny - just enjoy it and have a good laugh.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
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@tomsim22
You have gotten way off the evaluation of the comic - he is funny - just enjoy it and have a good laugh.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce you are way off topic of evaluating this comic. He is so funny, just enjoy him and you too will laugh. Blessings dear one.
Psalm139v13 1 year ago
@Psalm139v13
Enjoy your neurosis.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce I came to see how funny Mr. Praytor is and I got you instead. I like how you worded that paragraph.
Do you believe in Alien intelligence? Do you believe in the possibility that aliens from some remote planet exist?
Could you ever accept that Genesis is more a book of symbols trying to explain a story about humanity? That Christ is a real figure that lived and died on Earth and He did this to reconcile a broken world unto Himself?
razputin34 1 year ago
@razputin34
"That Christ is a real figure that lived and died on Earth and He did this to reconcile a broken world unto Himself?" Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce
yeah yo. it does
JesusDancerHuff 11 months ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce but you're smarter because you think that life came from an accidental bang millions of years ago and we still havent been able to reproduce real life in ANY WAY. To believe in an accident instead of a creator makes no sense. No other life has ever been found except which is listed in Genesis as Gods creation. Most people living believe in a creator, in fact ALL so called "athiests" can NEVER pass a lie detector test when they say there's no God, they fail everytime...
3rdwise 11 months ago
@3rdwise with the last sentence that you said, they do fail because without God there'd be no Word to follow. if atheists looked with a clearer vision, theyd see this and go "uh wait what?" then God would probably start showing His sense of humor by making him babble something he probably heard on the scifi channel.
XMilleniumProd 11 months ago 2
@XMilleniumProd knock it off, let us be
GhettoBlaster100 10 months ago
@newfagscanttrif0rce Creationists/Revolution religion: The belief that there was an explotion that appeared from nothing, the energy, atmosphere, gravity, stars, planets, life just simply nothing.
Whatever makes you happy. I know in my heart, and like the thought that i actually is worth something. Not apapear from nothing, that is impossible.
IkkeMors0mt 11 months ago
@IkkeMors0mt Atheist you mean? ive heard that one before
XMilleniumProd 11 months ago
@IkkeMors0mt appear from nothing, when do scientists say we appeared from nothing? do you even know what science is? didn't your god magically create everything? man from mud and woman from a rib? you really believe that? a talking snake with perfect diction a 900 year old man built the biggest boat known to man and held two of every animal and yet the predators didn't eat their prey on and off the boat? if you really believe that you are dumb, so dumb in fact you don't realise you're dumb
neil182sr 9 months ago
@neil182sr He/She meant that something does not come from nothing. It has to be created such as the universe and all the things in it was by God. Things you can't explain - explain it all. Life is too complex, the human body so developed - it was all planned out and put in place as God wanted it.
TopperRollinCoal 9 months ago
@TopperRollinCoal don't talk complete and utter nonsense.
neil182sr 9 months ago
@neil182sr God created everything there is. No nonsense about that. Everything, every material. It all belongs to him. BTW Noah wasn't 900 when he built the ark & the ark isn't the biggest boat known to man - read the dimensions(do the math) many boats are larger - Example Queen Mary II. Think on this; In order to discount an infinite God in an infinite universe, you have to have infinite knowledge of the universe. To deny's God's existence you have to be omnipotent yourself. Take care man.
TopperRollinCoal 9 months ago
@TopperRollinCoal well if "god" created everything what created god? your logic is dumb. if you were to build a boat today even the size of the queen mary there is not enough space to fit two of every animal with nostrils on it. its not possible.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God
neil182sr 9 months ago
@neil182sr Are you saying you dont belieave in God?!
superindhia 9 months ago
@superindhia i don't believe in any god, why should i?
neil182sr 9 months ago
"What can I invent that will give man no choice but to turn to Him?" That's just funny.
KnightofMotley 1 year ago
Lol i'm always cold!
kidsnextdoor3 1 year ago
Child abuse and misogyny is the bulk of his material, huh? No wonder he's a christian!
Slippyboy 1 year ago
lol!!!
babysis1198 1 year ago
The Geico joke....CLASSIC!!! LMBO =D
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newtestamentsoldier 1 year ago
Yes it would be wrong for any christian to swear when its not needed at all. If you think swearing gets you anything good...youre sadly mistaken. We laugh harder than anyone out there at everyday life....you dont need swearing to be funny.
susie4larry82 1 year ago 5
@susie4larry82 i just swear because its part of my vocab. not to be funny. what makes a swear word? peoples reaction to it. stop being such uptight ninnies and then everyone can chill the FUCK out.
oops did the word FUCK make you cringe? oh well.
manugnauinggshtrajk 10 months ago
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!!!
GodUnchanging 1 year ago
lmbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NewBornNickumz 1 year ago
love the driving bit. I was talking to a friend about it the other day.
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stevemcgranahan 2 years ago
Takes talent to make serious things into comedy without swearing.
aubhar 2 years ago 61
@aubhar you do understand that "curse words" only mean something negative to you because people like you empowering them, right? curse words are so arbitrary that they don't even transcend a few decades at a time. they don't even transcend countries. what you consider a curse word here doesn't mean anything to a person living across the planet. letting something bother you for no reason and then commending people who follow the trend doesn't make any sense
nickypeeps 1 year ago
@aubhar it takes a lot of talent to do jokes without swearing AND actually be funny. rich praytor has failed miserably at this. however, many comics have managed to do it...bill cosby, jerry seinfeld, brian regan, jim gaffigan, kevin james...if clean comedy is what youre looking for, check these guys out and then revel in the comedy of the fact that you once thought rich praytor was funny
colphorbin 1 year ago
@colphorbin I have laughed so hard and it is sad that you don't find him funny. I have laughed so hard that I have cried and had to get up and walk around because I was laughing so hard.
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