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  • Actually Hillary never bleeds-she has a Penis.

  • Christianity is wrong, and I will stand for what is right even if I stay alone. I would sooner rot in he'll than to believe and praise something I know is wrong.

  • Hey, My wife tell's me that cooking and cleaning are my jobs. Deacon Fred, help me

  • It's 3-8 days approximately, but otherwise good vid.

  • How big was Jesus' dick?

  • in this guy's next life Jesus is going to make this guy menstrate for 40 days and nights

  • GLORAH!

  • no no no no! you mean he has been lying all this time? you mean I've been beating up my wife and subjugating her all this time for this guy's "lulz" ?

    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecooooonnnnn­nnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • LMAO

    

  • Three days? It's more like five days. I wish it were three days. I love Pastor Fred for saving me from the eternal depths of everlasting tortuous hellfire, but this guy has never lived with a woman. Five days Reverend!

  • how is a woman dissfunctional every three days? a period is every 28 days. Okay that part of the comic relief lost me.

  • pastor Deacon Fred only WISHES he could be on Hillary Clinton

  • lol osama obama

  • are you a light skin black man?

  • rolf Pastor Deacon for president

  • Ahahahahahahahahaha.

    Great satire!

  • LOL, this must be some sort of a joke

  • rassist sun of a fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. what thehell!!!.. yiou say wiccans are stuck in the stone age.. where the fuck is your head!?!?!?!?

  • this christan extremest is worthy of beeing made fun of by SNL, ill vote for hillery just to spite him

  • dude, he's making fun of Christian extremists...

  • @kaysandesses No he is one seriously..it seems rediculous but he is...go to his website...its fucking funny all of his propaganda

  • @LimeGreenFever: Landover Baptist is satire at the expense of fundamentalist Christians. The dude who plays Pastor Deacon Fred is atheist.

  • @wingofshu dude hes fake lol

  • Isn't Hillary too old to get periods?

    She's past menapause right?

    I hope I know what I'm talking about, but, I think I do.

    amen

  • ahahahahahaha! Aw man, this shit is HILARIOUS!

  • Hillary needed to be in a menstrual shack during her trip to Africa. She was completely hysterical when she thought they asked her what her husbands opinion was!!!!

    Pastor Deacon Fred is correct, Hillary would be a dysfunctional president!!!!

  • I we need him as president...got my vote

  • pi would vote for Paster Deacon Fred for President

  • my mom went out with him

  • is he your daddy?

  • Funny!

    Thank you!

  • This guy is crazy

  • Goes this guy so funny. SNL needs him to appear weekly!

  • Glory!

  • then why arent you in the kitchen? ^_^

  • Too bad this is a parody! He's right!

    Life's a bitch, don't vote for one!

  • You are idiot!

  • u probably wanna fuck hillary dont ya dont lie

  • Pastor Deacon Fred 4 prez!!!

  • God does not descriminate why should you?

  • Uhm...alrighty then! And you Deacon Dumbass, are a babbling idiot. I am not too fond of Hilary, but your words are full of prejudice. Tell me what God you serve that promotes that? Hmmm? Whatsa matter?! Did your woman beat the words outta your mouth?

  • Uhm, it's a joke

  • LOL you do realize is a joke to make fun of Baptist.

  • Onnlyyyy it's not 'every three days' it's three days a month. Just noticed that. XD

  • hes taking the piss lol

  • Glory!

  • Poe's Law

  • I've had enough of you! And I'm writing to your superiors! I don't know who they are but I'll find out! You're no Christian!!!

  • How can he call himself a baptist pastor?He's always insulting people and widening the gap of Christian unity.

  • That's the point. Its satire.

  • It is not satire. He's my pastor, and I fully agree with him.

  • Praise Brother Fred for shedding the light on us

  • @acr08807 of course you fully agree with Deacon Fred you're so blind you have nothing to do BUT believe in him

  • @grubby7911 Sure I have other things to do. I used to be a Hellbound sinner like you are. I could, for example, be masturbating like you do. No, don't bother denying it, we all know that you're a sinning masturbator.

  • @acr08807 aI would rather go to hell being myself then get into heaven being a slave to a book. 1.) it's more fun 2.) I follow the commandments I worship God and God alone. (not a book) I do not worship false Idols (such as the virgin Mary or the Bible or Jesus) I keep my say of rest I honor my parents I do not murder I do not cheat I do not steal I do not lie and I am happy with what God gave me (therefor I do not Covet )
  • @grubby7911 Hmmm, maybe there is hope for you yet. But there's a lot more to the Bible than just the 10 Commandments. For example, Romans 16:17 tells us not to have non-Christian friends. Have you cut off ties with the unsaved?

  • @acr08807 as I said I worship NO idols.

    that includes the bible

    I live my live by what God tells me is right.

    I follow the Golden rule and the ten commandments. I do NOT follow the Bible I follow God

  • @grubby7911 God tells you to go around insulting other people's religions by calling them blind?

  • @acr08807 I did not insult your religion I stated a fact as I see it. feel free to state anything you feel is true about me. however do not say that I insulted your religion as I have not

  • @grubby7911 I've already stated my two facts. You're a Hellbound sinner but there may be hope for you yet. I'll pray for you.

  • @acr08807 aye. there's the rub. Even in the Bibles' standards I do not sin

  • @grubby7911 I think everyone would prefer being a slave to a fucking book than eternal torture...

    Im not christian, but im just saying...

  • @pedarikarhu interestingly enough the bible NEVER said anything about hellfire and damnation UNTIL a man named dante (creator of dante's inferno) wrote about hellfire and damnation. so wvwn if I was a christen I couldn't believe in hell no matter WHAT Bibles now say

  • @grubby7911

    And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

    —Revelation 20:9-15

  • @pedarikarhu which one of the BILLIONS of versions of revelation is this.

  • @pedarikarhu Exactly what we need, a good old fashioned pagan sacrifice fro fir the lord!

  • @acr08807

    Please tell me were i can go to church to hear this man?

  • @sausyyy Freehold, Iowa. There's a long waiting list for tickets though, so it's best if you start tithing now to set youself up for some good seats in the 2020s.

  • lol wow

  • Menstrual shack!

    XD

    Well, duh. Everyone knows that you shouldn't even touch a bleedin' woman. It says so in the bible.

  • This Racist is no Preacher you is causing your self going to hell and carrying others with you. this is a message of hate and Don't no Preacher and a soldier that take the role of Captain in the army of the Lord speak words and teaches hate. If you were a true Preacher It shouldn't bother you about who's in the White House the only thing your mind should be on and teaching and preaching folks is how get to Heaven . Obama Is now our 44th President and if you don't like that LEAVE AMERICA.

  • JOOOKKEEE.

  • Hi. Why are you so dumb? :(

  • chill, its a satire. i like obama too.

  • you sexist racist fucking pig of a want a be baptist.

  • Lol, you gotta be a woman...are you not able to recognise satire?

  • Lord be praised....

    Lord be praised, finally a man has come who we can get behind. Please furnish me with details of your church good sir. I wish to move my tithe to you.

    Lord be praised, come with me brothers and sisters for this man shall lead us to the kingdom of heaven.

    Praise be.

    Amen!!

  • I agree. Halleluia. Peace and contentment in the Lord be yours, my brother.

  • Pastor Deacon Fred I thank you for teaching me something today, the thing you taught me was that the IQ of a person can infect go into native numbers.

  • You mean negative numbers?

  • hilary is past the age of getting her period u dumb ass

  • OBAMA FOR 2008!

  • i dont think a pastor should talk like that...

  • What are you, a nancy boy and bed-wetting sissy, or a True Christian™?

  • once again

    you are a pig

    if it wasnt for the 'godless' WOMAN that bore you, the world would be a better place

    SEXIST AND RACIST PIG

  • it's satire.

  • He a fucking schulvanist pig slut bag whore son of george W. Bush and the devils gay sex

  • Thank you.  I guess some don't understand satire.

  • This is not satire, you heathen. This is Brother Deacon Fred. He and Rev. Harry Hardwick from Landover are my favorites. Also, check out Soldier in God's Army. Oh glory.

  • He's got a comedian youtube channel and his "style" is listed as parody. It's satire.

  • Your disfuncional as a person

  • My wife is preganant! I have to confess, there really is something hot about a women who's preganant, barefoot, and cooking up something really good on the stove!

  • You have to see his website and Betty Bower -he is a comic Genius!

  • I cannot believe that you so-called Christians are so backwards! barefoot and pregnant! give me a break you male chauvinist pig!

  • The husband is the head of the wife, and Christ is the head of the man. Wives, be submissive! The bible says so!

  • I shall not be sumbmissive to anyone, including a man. I am my own person! I can read, i'm a writer actually. I have learned all and probabaly more than some man ever have. And i'm a lousy cook to boot. Ha! Take that you male chauvinst pigs!

  • Well you're not married yet so enjoy the godless freedom while you can.

  • Not all men are as stupid as you. She won't marry an idiot.

  • > I shall not be sumbmissive to anyone,

    > including a man

    "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." 1 Timothy 2:12

    Glory to god! :-)

  • incoming bad language, prepare your holy ass...FUCK YOU

  • Until God brings his ass down here, shut the fuck up.

  • fuck the landover bible beaters.

    I hope his white trash ass gets burnt alive in his church. fuck him.

  • *laughing*

    i can't tell whether or not this guy is joking, but this is GOLD XD

  • It must be awful to inside this guy's head. I hope people can see him and his freakish "beliefs" for what they are...TRASH.

  • It's satire you idiot. He is making fun of fundamentalist Christians.

  • OMG! I LOve this guy! He is hysterical and I just hope the Fundementalists can laugh at this too.

  • no respect for women or other races... i think im going to murder you

  • ummm...it's a joke...relax there ms. gayelle

  • she probably hasnt had her period lately cuz of meopause

  • Haha! It is always hard to tell if someone is making fun of a christian or if it is a real christian, because most christians say so stupid and ridiculous things anyway! Haha, was this a real christian moron, by the way? (I'm joking, I know "Pastor Deacon Fred")

  • lifeless douche-bag :D

  • PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST

  • YOU DONT HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT BUT RATHER

    IGNORANT SKINHEAD accent who is piss off at anyone who is not like you because THEY ARE BETTER and MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU BY TAKING YOUR JOB AND YOU STILL LIVE IN A SHACK!!!!!!!

  • If you pray hard enough maybe Jeeezus will help you. You seem to need it.

  • AMEN!!!!

  • All these thoughts that people are just one race is what I'm talking about. No one nows what they are mixed with and its stupid to think that any of us are pure anything. On the other hand, I do respect opinions just like you should respect mine.

  • Are you for real? I'm sure women around this nation (and world) would be very interested in your idea of "their place"

  • It is a joke, just look up the Landover Baptist web site.

  • thank you for clarifying that - I feel a little more at ease

  • IRON MY SHIRT!

  • He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all. I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!

  • He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all.  I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!

  • Praze Jeebus!!! I so happy ur on video now cuz my dizlexical was acting out!!!

  • Praise!

  • Nothing cuts through ignorance like the hot knife of satire. Will Coziahr

  • If you want to hear music that goes straight to your soul, go to Paul Wilbur and listen to all his music. This man is annointed. His music will go straight through your soul, and that's a promise!

  • OH,GLORY!

  • That is stupid

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE ELECTING A WOMAN THAT BLEEDS FOR THREE DAYS

    as far as i know most women between 13 and 50 do it...so electing a woman that doesnt bleed for three days is gonna be a toughie.

    Oh and Hilary is probably undergoing menopause so actually disregard everything the pastor and I have just said.

    HILARY 08...MENOPAUSAL WOMAN WHO DONT BLEED FOR THREE DAYS FOR PRESIDENT

  • Exactly what ajc06 said, Landover is an atheist satire group, and a hilariously clever one at that. It's the pathetic, brainless fundamentalist trash who join the site erroneously thinking that Landover is serious about what they're saying who is the intended target for Landover's mocking.

    Like you mentioned before, ajc06, it's the same type of savvy, classy and intelligent people who think Steven Colbert is actually a conservative.

  • Bless the Landover Baptist Church!

    Down with the god hating liberals!

  • lol... i hope you're being sarcastic :)

  • hehehehe.....!!! great, man! keep on spreading your sarcastic humor. is there anybody out there who takes his word serious? hehehe... that´s great standup commedy of a new kind.

  • im really confused...is this a joke?

  • yeah

  • Is this really a joke. I mean some people really do think like this.

  • I went to the web site, and it seems like a joke, but the forums are full of racist people. and i don't know what to think. maybe people take this seriously.

  • yup, my friend showed me the site.

    i think it was meant as a joke at first, but then some serious people joined.

    i find it really sad some people actually do think like this though...

  • Wow, I just learned that that organization I mentioned is an ACTUAL far right wing, anti-Hillary Clinton group. Says so much about right wingers, doesn't it? They're so fucked up that you WANT to believe it's satire--and that actual satire (like the LBC) lines up so well with their own beliefs that they join the forums on the website. Crazy shit.

  • I looked through the forums, and it looks like they're just very committed satirists. For instance, one guy was providing "proof of a young earth," and he has a long post about bacteria, but his signature line said that he's a a "Proud supporter of 'Citizens United Not Timid'": CUNT. Now, maybe there ARE a few serious people here and there, but the joke's on them. Fundies are just clueless and stupid enough to think it's serious. Some people think Stephen Colbert actually is a conservative.

  • You realize that we are of the rare few who can actually see through the rhetoric. Landoverbaptist's grasp on satire in one in a million.

  • Satire, hun.

  • lol, good call

  • your the fucking jagoff fukin moron if you so godamn dumb you continue to watch his videos even though you hate him. besides this man is right damn right!

  • what the fuck do you know about anything kid? you little net-shit talker. go comb your little sisters hair or something!!!!

  • That was an amazing comeback!

    Fail asshat

  • Comb your sisters hair?!... Seriously?? Wow

  • your a fuck face

    now spam this

  • But Hilary Clinton is religious..even more or just as much of a social conservative as a few Republican candidates.

  • ch-yeah!

  • LMFAO

  • I could be wrong, but I bet Hilldog may be too old to mestruate. She is 60, after all.

  • This is only a joke. A satire! Don't tke him for real!

  • but yeah, this guy's hilarious.

  • funny shit

  • God Bless!

  • Preach it, brother!

  • God bless you Pastor Deacon Fred for revealing the truth as it is written in the Bible!

  • AMEN brother!!!

  • Hillary Clinton is amazing. You are simply a republican spokesperson.

    You are a sexist pig. Females are far more intelligent than males. Obama is black, do you have an issue with black people? Because that is racist.

    Sexist, racist old bastard

  • its not real, its a joke

  • "Females are far more intelligent than males."

    Clearly not in your case if you can't see it's a parody.

  • I do not agree w/ this person about sexism. However, Hillary Clinton should definetly not be president. She's a FREAKIN LIAR! She is NOT amazing in any way. You just dont understand what this lady is up to, she's crazy w/ a lust for power. I think that she is the absolute worst canadate in all the election. She's just the lady that says what people wnat to hear! See through these lies and vote 4 whats best 4 our country!

  • and every man should be working instead of yapping BS on you tube. get a job.

  • uughh how can people be stupid enough to think this is real?

  • not if they're same people who believes miracles are real.

  • lol. point.

  • Christians aren't supposed to judge. i guess that puts HIM IN HIS place. i don't care for Hilary either. that is mind-blowing. i wonder how many ppl attend his church. Does it really matter to him what mormons believe. loook at what he believes.

  • I've been a proud member of the Landover Baptist Church for many years. Rest assured that people that actually read the Bible are trying to out-tithe one another to get a seat most Sundays. Glory!

  • Sorry, folks - but if you think this satire is for real, you are part of the problem, not the solution! (I'd probably laugh if the unerlying truth that powers this wasn't so sad.)

  • Pastor:

    Although I don't support Mrs. Clinton to be the next leader of our country, I can't accept your comments. To see that you are misinterpreting true biblical doctrine and speaking out of prejudice and ignorance goes far beyond true belief in Christ. Your ministeral license should be revoked. Your simply a joke.

  • *WOOSH* right over your head

    It's a satirical act he puts on.

    The only ignorance is the ignorance you are perpetuating. Perhaps you should actually read that little bible of your and see why it is misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, genocidal, and full of hate.

    Google: "Bible atrocities" first link

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I've heard it all from you haters of truth. Oh well, such is ignorance.

  • Heard it all? The damn site directly cites the passages from your own Bible.

    Turth would suggest something that has a testable claim to it; emperical evidence. Faith, by nature, is the absolute inverse of truth. It has no basis but anecdotal evidence, circular logic, and irrational reasoning.

  • pastor "dickhead" and his propaganda for republicans.......

  • I think there are more problems than that..it's not the bleeding for 3 days...I think she's menopausal...so that problems done...

    You don't vote for her because she's a Gdless heathen and a terrible Jew-hating communist!

  • You guys are easy man, this guy is a comedian and actor. He appears on Spike TV on the show at 11pm.