Christianity is wrong, and I will stand for what is right even if I stay alone. I would sooner rot in he'll than to believe and praise something I know is wrong.
no no no no! you mean he has been lying all this time? you mean I've been beating up my wife and subjugating her all this time for this guy's "lulz" ?
Three days? It's more like five days. I wish it were three days. I love Pastor Fred for saving me from the eternal depths of everlasting tortuous hellfire, but this guy has never lived with a woman. Five days Reverend!
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.
Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) is 'the key'(6,74) to identifying the 666. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the opposite of the Christ, "leader of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) is the "2nd Beast" who "made fire come down from the heavens" with the "destruction of Babylon". And United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell". Very consistent. - Brad Watson, Miami, FL
rassist sun of a fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. what thehell!!!.. yiou say wiccans are stuck in the stone age.. where the fuck is your head!?!?!?!?
Hillary needed to be in a menstrual shack during her trip to Africa. She was completely hysterical when she thought they asked her what her husbands opinion was!!!!
Pastor Deacon Fred is correct, Hillary would be a dysfunctional president!!!!
Uhm...alrighty then! And you Deacon Dumbass, are a babbling idiot. I am not too fond of Hilary, but your words are full of prejudice. Tell me what God you serve that promotes that? Hmmm? Whatsa matter?! Did your woman beat the words outta your mouth?
@grubby7911 Sure I have other things to do. I used to be a Hellbound sinner like you are. I could, for example, be masturbating like you do. No, don't bother denying it, we all know that you're a sinning masturbator.
@acr08807 aI would rather go to hell being myself then get into heaven being a slave to a book. 1.) it's more fun 2.) I follow the commandments I worship God and God alone. (not a book) I do not worship false Idols (such as the virgin Mary or the Bible or Jesus) I keep my say of rest I honor my parents I do not murder I do not cheat I do not steal I do not lie and I am happy with what God gave me (therefor I do not Covet )
@grubby7911 Hmmm, maybe there is hope for you yet. But there's a lot more to the Bible than just the 10 Commandments. For example, Romans 16:17 tells us not to have non-Christian friends. Have you cut off ties with the unsaved?
@acr08807 I did not insult your religion I stated a fact as I see it. feel free to state anything you feel is true about me. however do not say that I insulted your religion as I have not
@pedarikarhu interestingly enough the bible NEVER said anything about hellfire and damnation UNTIL a man named dante (creator of dante's inferno) wrote about hellfire and damnation. so wvwn if I was a christen I couldn't believe in hell no matter WHAT Bibles now say
And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
@sausyyy Freehold, Iowa. There's a long waiting list for tickets though, so it's best if you start tithing now to set youself up for some good seats in the 2020s.
This Racist is no Preacher you is causing your self going to hell and carrying others with you. this is a message of hate and Don't no Preacher and a soldier that take the role of Captain in the army of the Lord speak words and teaches hate. If you were a true Preacher It shouldn't bother you about who's in the White House the only thing your mind should be on and teaching and preaching folks is how get to Heaven . Obama Is now our 44th President and if you don't like that LEAVE AMERICA.
Lord be praised, finally a man has come who we can get behind. Please furnish me with details of your church good sir. I wish to move my tithe to you.
Lord be praised, come with me brothers and sisters for this man shall lead us to the kingdom of heaven.
Pastor Deacon Fred I thank you for teaching me something today, the thing you taught me was that the IQ of a person can infect go into native numbers.
This is not satire, you heathen. This is Brother Deacon Fred. He and Rev. Harry Hardwick from Landover are my favorites. Also, check out Soldier in God's Army. Oh glory.
My wife is preganant! I have to confess, there really is something hot about a women who's preganant, barefoot, and cooking up something really good on the stove!
I shall not be sumbmissive to anyone, including a man. I am my own person! I can read, i'm a writer actually. I have learned all and probabaly more than some man ever have. And i'm a lousy cook to boot. Ha! Take that you male chauvinst pigs!
Haha! It is always hard to tell if someone is making fun of a christian or if it is a real christian, because most christians say so stupid and ridiculous things anyway! Haha, was this a real christian moron, by the way? (I'm joking, I know "Pastor Deacon Fred")
IGNORANT SKINHEAD accent who is piss off at anyone who is not like you because THEY ARE BETTER and MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU BY TAKING YOUR JOB AND YOU STILL LIVE IN A SHACK!!!!!!!
All these thoughts that people are just one race is what I'm talking about. No one nows what they are mixed with and its stupid to think that any of us are pure anything. On the other hand, I do respect opinions just like you should respect mine.
He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all. I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!
He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all. I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!
If you want to hear music that goes straight to your soul, go to Paul Wilbur and listen to all his music. This man is annointed. His music will go straight through your soul, and that's a promise!
Exactly what ajc06 said, Landover is an atheist satire group, and a hilariously clever one at that. It's the pathetic, brainless fundamentalist trash who join the site erroneously thinking that Landover is serious about what they're saying who is the intended target for Landover's mocking.
Like you mentioned before, ajc06, it's the same type of savvy, classy and intelligent people who think Steven Colbert is actually a conservative.
hehehehe.....!!! great, man! keep on spreading your sarcastic humor. is there anybody out there who takes his word serious? hehehe... that´s great standup commedy of a new kind.
I went to the web site, and it seems like a joke, but the forums are full of racist people. and i don't know what to think. maybe people take this seriously.
Wow, I just learned that that organization I mentioned is an ACTUAL far right wing, anti-Hillary Clinton group. Says so much about right wingers, doesn't it? They're so fucked up that you WANT to believe it's satire--and that actual satire (like the LBC) lines up so well with their own beliefs that they join the forums on the website. Crazy shit.
I looked through the forums, and it looks like they're just very committed satirists. For instance, one guy was providing "proof of a young earth," and he has a long post about bacteria, but his signature line said that he's a a "Proud supporter of 'Citizens United Not Timid'": CUNT. Now, maybe there ARE a few serious people here and there, but the joke's on them. Fundies are just clueless and stupid enough to think it's serious. Some people think Stephen Colbert actually is a conservative.
your the fucking jagoff fukin moron if you so godamn dumb you continue to watch his videos even though you hate him. besides this man is right damn right!
I do not agree w/ this person about sexism. However, Hillary Clinton should definetly not be president. She's a FREAKIN LIAR! She is NOT amazing in any way. You just dont understand what this lady is up to, she's crazy w/ a lust for power. I think that she is the absolute worst canadate in all the election. She's just the lady that says what people wnat to hear! See through these lies and vote 4 whats best 4 our country!
Christians aren't supposed to judge. i guess that puts HIM IN HIS place. i don't care for Hilary either. that is mind-blowing. i wonder how many ppl attend his church. Does it really matter to him what mormons believe. loook at what he believes.
I've been a proud member of the Landover Baptist Church for many years. Rest assured that people that actually read the Bible are trying to out-tithe one another to get a seat most Sundays. Glory!
Sorry, folks - but if you think this satire is for real, you are part of the problem, not the solution! (I'd probably laugh if the unerlying truth that powers this wasn't so sad.)
Although I don't support Mrs. Clinton to be the next leader of our country, I can't accept your comments. To see that you are misinterpreting true biblical doctrine and speaking out of prejudice and ignorance goes far beyond true belief in Christ. Your ministeral license should be revoked. Your simply a joke.
The only ignorance is the ignorance you are perpetuating. Perhaps you should actually read that little bible of your and see why it is misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, genocidal, and full of hate.
Heard it all? The damn site directly cites the passages from your own Bible.
Turth would suggest something that has a testable claim to it; emperical evidence. Faith, by nature, is the absolute inverse of truth. It has no basis but anecdotal evidence, circular logic, and irrational reasoning.
Actually Hillary never bleeds-she has a Penis.
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Christianity is wrong, and I will stand for what is right even if I stay alone. I would sooner rot in he'll than to believe and praise something I know is wrong.
winx4ever913 3 months ago
Hey, My wife tell's me that cooking and cleaning are my jobs. Deacon Fred, help me
Lazerus53 5 months ago
It's 3-8 days approximately, but otherwise good vid.
amberview30 7 months ago
How big was Jesus' dick?
observingworld 8 months ago
in this guy's next life Jesus is going to make this guy menstrate for 40 days and nights
narlycat 9 months ago
GLORAH!
quinnmcguee 9 months ago
no no no no! you mean he has been lying all this time? you mean I've been beating up my wife and subjugating her all this time for this guy's "lulz" ?
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kokoinmars 10 months ago
LMAO
Pagan72 1 year ago
Three days? It's more like five days. I wish it were three days. I love Pastor Fred for saving me from the eternal depths of everlasting tortuous hellfire, but this guy has never lived with a woman. Five days Reverend!
pipercoventry 1 year ago
how is a woman dissfunctional every three days? a period is every 28 days. Okay that part of the comic relief lost me.
AetherWisp 1 year ago
pastor Deacon Fred only WISHES he could be on Hillary Clinton
grubby7911 1 year ago
lol osama obama
ViperRob42 1 year ago
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this has got to be fake
lonewatchman 1 year ago
are you a light skin black man?
1980vince 1 year ago
rolf Pastor Deacon for president
sewagedweller 1 year ago
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
Great satire!
hoboboxerjoe 1 year ago
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Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.
havald123 1 year ago
LOL, this must be some sort of a joke
7rancisco1 1 year ago
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Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) is 'the key'(6,74) to identifying the 666. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the opposite of the Christ, "leader of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) is the "2nd Beast" who "made fire come down from the heavens" with the "destruction of Babylon". And United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell". Very consistent. - Brad Watson, Miami, FL
BradshawWatsonII 1 year ago
rassist sun of a fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. what thehell!!!.. yiou say wiccans are stuck in the stone age.. where the fuck is your head!?!?!?!?
123hateme321 1 year ago
this christan extremest is worthy of beeing made fun of by SNL, ill vote for hillery just to spite him
wingofshu 2 years ago
dude, he's making fun of Christian extremists...
kaysandesses 1 year ago
@kaysandesses No he is one seriously..it seems rediculous but he is...go to his website...its fucking funny all of his propaganda
LimeGreenFever 1 year ago
@LimeGreenFever: Landover Baptist is satire at the expense of fundamentalist Christians. The dude who plays Pastor Deacon Fred is atheist.
kaysandesses 1 year ago
@wingofshu dude hes fake lol
starberry2947 1 year ago
Isn't Hillary too old to get periods?
She's past menapause right?
I hope I know what I'm talking about, but, I think I do.
amen
mesafalcon88 2 years ago
ahahahahahaha! Aw man, this shit is HILARIOUS!
ReekoArch 2 years ago 4
Hillary needed to be in a menstrual shack during her trip to Africa. She was completely hysterical when she thought they asked her what her husbands opinion was!!!!
Pastor Deacon Fred is correct, Hillary would be a dysfunctional president!!!!
1069SW 2 years ago
I we need him as president...got my vote
sirjohn2006 2 years ago
pi would vote for Paster Deacon Fred for President
moosher12 2 years ago
my mom went out with him
killerguppie 2 years ago
is he your daddy?
conspirator9 2 years ago
Funny!
Thank you!
sderrera 2 years ago
This guy is crazy
mburns8395 2 years ago
Goes this guy so funny. SNL needs him to appear weekly!
Sylmarman 2 years ago 2
Glory!
Thomistica 2 years ago
then why arent you in the kitchen? ^_^
daydreamerX100 2 years ago
Too bad this is a parody! He's right!
Life's a bitch, don't vote for one!
waynesworldwaniac 2 years ago
You are idiot!
oderoitman 2 years ago
u probably wanna fuck hillary dont ya dont lie
facecutter666 2 years ago
Pastor Deacon Fred 4 prez!!!
unodepoalli 2 years ago 3
God does not descriminate why should you?
arturo000 2 years ago
Uhm...alrighty then! And you Deacon Dumbass, are a babbling idiot. I am not too fond of Hilary, but your words are full of prejudice. Tell me what God you serve that promotes that? Hmmm? Whatsa matter?! Did your woman beat the words outta your mouth?
JANEEDISTURBED 2 years ago
Uhm, it's a joke
mabon93 2 years ago
LOL you do realize is a joke to make fun of Baptist.
Yuber779 2 years ago
Onnlyyyy it's not 'every three days' it's three days a month. Just noticed that. XD
PeppermintDandelions 2 years ago
hes taking the piss lol
RollHighh 2 years ago
Glory!
havocgate 2 years ago
Poe's Law
schawt 2 years ago
I've had enough of you! And I'm writing to your superiors! I don't know who they are but I'll find out! You're no Christian!!!
arbgln 2 years ago
How can he call himself a baptist pastor?He's always insulting people and widening the gap of Christian unity.
hetismij21 3 years ago
That's the point. Its satire.
snackynak 3 years ago 4
It is not satire. He's my pastor, and I fully agree with him.
acr08807 2 years ago 23
Praise Brother Fred for shedding the light on us
Razrback11 2 years ago 2
@acr08807 of course you fully agree with Deacon Fred you're so blind you have nothing to do BUT believe in him
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911 Sure I have other things to do. I used to be a Hellbound sinner like you are. I could, for example, be masturbating like you do. No, don't bother denying it, we all know that you're a sinning masturbator.
acr08807 1 year ago
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911 Hmmm, maybe there is hope for you yet. But there's a lot more to the Bible than just the 10 Commandments. For example, Romans 16:17 tells us not to have non-Christian friends. Have you cut off ties with the unsaved?
acr08807 1 year ago
@acr08807 as I said I worship NO idols.
that includes the bible
I live my live by what God tells me is right.
I follow the Golden rule and the ten commandments. I do NOT follow the Bible I follow God
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911 God tells you to go around insulting other people's religions by calling them blind?
acr08807 1 year ago
@acr08807 I did not insult your religion I stated a fact as I see it. feel free to state anything you feel is true about me. however do not say that I insulted your religion as I have not
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911 I've already stated my two facts. You're a Hellbound sinner but there may be hope for you yet. I'll pray for you.
acr08807 1 year ago
@acr08807 aye. there's the rub. Even in the Bibles' standards I do not sin
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911 I think everyone would prefer being a slave to a fucking book than eternal torture...
Im not christian, but im just saying...
pedarikarhu 1 year ago
@pedarikarhu interestingly enough the bible NEVER said anything about hellfire and damnation UNTIL a man named dante (creator of dante's inferno) wrote about hellfire and damnation. so wvwn if I was a christen I couldn't believe in hell no matter WHAT Bibles now say
grubby7911 1 year ago
@grubby7911
And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
—Revelation 20:9-15
pedarikarhu 1 year ago
@pedarikarhu which one of the BILLIONS of versions of revelation is this.
grubby7911 1 year ago
@pedarikarhu Exactly what we need, a good old fashioned pagan sacrifice fro fir the lord!
EmmittBrownBTTF1 6 months ago
@acr08807
Please tell me were i can go to church to hear this man?
sausyyy 1 year ago
@sausyyy Freehold, Iowa. There's a long waiting list for tickets though, so it's best if you start tithing now to set youself up for some good seats in the 2020s.
acr08807 1 year ago
lol wow
jvdthwip 3 years ago
Menstrual shack!
XD
Well, duh. Everyone knows that you shouldn't even touch a bleedin' woman. It says so in the bible.
PeppermintDandelions 3 years ago 5
This Racist is no Preacher you is causing your self going to hell and carrying others with you. this is a message of hate and Don't no Preacher and a soldier that take the role of Captain in the army of the Lord speak words and teaches hate. If you were a true Preacher It shouldn't bother you about who's in the White House the only thing your mind should be on and teaching and preaching folks is how get to Heaven . Obama Is now our 44th President and if you don't like that LEAVE AMERICA.
CRobertGray 3 years ago
JOOOKKEEE.
DeathRattleShakes 3 years ago
Hi. Why are you so dumb? :(
Eggzotic88 3 years ago
chill, its a satire. i like obama too.
thormagma 3 years ago
you sexist racist fucking pig of a want a be baptist.
reaper01056 3 years ago
Lol, you gotta be a woman...are you not able to recognise satire?
greekgod41 3 years ago
Lord be praised....
Lord be praised, finally a man has come who we can get behind. Please furnish me with details of your church good sir. I wish to move my tithe to you.
Lord be praised, come with me brothers and sisters for this man shall lead us to the kingdom of heaven.
Praise be.
Amen!!
gabiotta 3 years ago
I agree. Halleluia. Peace and contentment in the Lord be yours, my brother.
ranwnye 3 years ago
Pastor Deacon Fred I thank you for teaching me something today, the thing you taught me was that the IQ of a person can infect go into native numbers.
Bicthslave 3 years ago
You mean negative numbers?
ranwnye 3 years ago
hilary is past the age of getting her period u dumb ass
sexydeedy22 3 years ago 3
OBAMA FOR 2008!
romanblood 3 years ago
i dont think a pastor should talk like that...
erzhs 3 years ago
What are you, a nancy boy and bed-wetting sissy, or a True Christian™?
DeletedDelusion 3 years ago
once again
you are a pig
if it wasnt for the 'godless' WOMAN that bore you, the world would be a better place
SEXIST AND RACIST PIG
rawritsrainx3 3 years ago
it's satire.
TheGodMar 3 years ago 3
He a fucking schulvanist pig slut bag whore son of george W. Bush and the devils gay sex
CommadoreDingos 3 years ago
Thank you. I guess some don't understand satire.
reignsupreme 3 years ago
This is not satire, you heathen. This is Brother Deacon Fred. He and Rev. Harry Hardwick from Landover are my favorites. Also, check out Soldier in God's Army. Oh glory.
ranwnye 3 years ago 21
He's got a comedian youtube channel and his "style" is listed as parody. It's satire.
jvdthwip 3 years ago
Your disfuncional as a person
migpedroso 3 years ago
My wife is preganant! I have to confess, there really is something hot about a women who's preganant, barefoot, and cooking up something really good on the stove!
waynesworldwaniac 3 years ago
You have to see his website and Betty Bower -he is a comic Genius!
flyingscience 3 years ago
I cannot believe that you so-called Christians are so backwards! barefoot and pregnant! give me a break you male chauvinist pig!
tejaspics 3 years ago
The husband is the head of the wife, and Christ is the head of the man. Wives, be submissive! The bible says so!
DumbAzzaStump4Jesus 3 years ago
I shall not be sumbmissive to anyone, including a man. I am my own person! I can read, i'm a writer actually. I have learned all and probabaly more than some man ever have. And i'm a lousy cook to boot. Ha! Take that you male chauvinst pigs!
samanthablack13 3 years ago
Well you're not married yet so enjoy the godless freedom while you can.
DumbAzzaStump4Jesus 3 years ago
Not all men are as stupid as you. She won't marry an idiot.
TheGodMar 3 years ago
> I shall not be sumbmissive to anyone,
> including a man
"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." 1 Timothy 2:12
Glory to god! :-)
jtoksa 3 years ago
incoming bad language, prepare your holy ass...FUCK YOU
rawritsrainx3 3 years ago
Until God brings his ass down here, shut the fuck up.
TheGodMar 3 years ago 3
fuck the landover bible beaters.
I hope his white trash ass gets burnt alive in his church. fuck him.
groanmaggot 3 years ago
*laughing*
i can't tell whether or not this guy is joking, but this is GOLD XD
qwerty02rawr 3 years ago
It must be awful to inside this guy's head. I hope people can see him and his freakish "beliefs" for what they are...TRASH.
Turkeybutt821 3 years ago
It's satire you idiot. He is making fun of fundamentalist Christians.
reuel1986 3 years ago 4
OMG! I LOve this guy! He is hysterical and I just hope the Fundementalists can laugh at this too.
nanabonniez 3 years ago 2
no respect for women or other races... i think im going to murder you
Kokeecola 3 years ago
ummm...it's a joke...relax there ms. gayelle
evel1969 3 years ago 2
she probably hasnt had her period lately cuz of meopause
COCOPUFF093 3 years ago
Haha! It is always hard to tell if someone is making fun of a christian or if it is a real christian, because most christians say so stupid and ridiculous things anyway! Haha, was this a real christian moron, by the way? (I'm joking, I know "Pastor Deacon Fred")
winterstellar 3 years ago
lifeless douche-bag :D
LadyDarkquette 3 years ago
PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
rainier116th 3 years ago
YOU DONT HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT BUT RATHER
IGNORANT SKINHEAD accent who is piss off at anyone who is not like you because THEY ARE BETTER and MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU BY TAKING YOUR JOB AND YOU STILL LIVE IN A SHACK!!!!!!!
maicog 3 years ago
If you pray hard enough maybe Jeeezus will help you. You seem to need it.
BarlimanButterbur 3 years ago
AMEN!!!!
TheAntiFeminist 3 years ago
All these thoughts that people are just one race is what I'm talking about. No one nows what they are mixed with and its stupid to think that any of us are pure anything. On the other hand, I do respect opinions just like you should respect mine.
scooby38128 3 years ago
Are you for real? I'm sure women around this nation (and world) would be very interested in your idea of "their place"
kcopenheaver 3 years ago
It is a joke, just look up the Landover Baptist web site.
AgentWalker53 3 years ago
thank you for clarifying that - I feel a little more at ease
kcopenheaver 3 years ago
IRON MY SHIRT!
daniellewalker78 3 years ago
He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all. I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!
scooby38128 3 years ago
He is tasteless, a sexist and a racist. This is not funny at all. I wonder what races you are mixed with. You probably don't even know. You probably even bleed 3 days a month, yourself; SISSY!
scooby38128 3 years ago
Praze Jeebus!!! I so happy ur on video now cuz my dizlexical was acting out!!!
zipflchick 3 years ago
Praise!
Balldez 3 years ago
Nothing cuts through ignorance like the hot knife of satire. Will Coziahr
KoZAire 3 years ago
If you want to hear music that goes straight to your soul, go to Paul Wilbur and listen to all his music. This man is annointed. His music will go straight through your soul, and that's a promise!
Naej27 3 years ago
OH,GLORY!
Aaron518 3 years ago
That is stupid
spiritfilled4u 3 years ago
CAN YOU IMAGINE ELECTING A WOMAN THAT BLEEDS FOR THREE DAYS
as far as i know most women between 13 and 50 do it...so electing a woman that doesnt bleed for three days is gonna be a toughie.
Oh and Hilary is probably undergoing menopause so actually disregard everything the pastor and I have just said.
HILARY 08...MENOPAUSAL WOMAN WHO DONT BLEED FOR THREE DAYS FOR PRESIDENT
ddrfreak787 3 years ago
Exactly what ajc06 said, Landover is an atheist satire group, and a hilariously clever one at that. It's the pathetic, brainless fundamentalist trash who join the site erroneously thinking that Landover is serious about what they're saying who is the intended target for Landover's mocking.
Like you mentioned before, ajc06, it's the same type of savvy, classy and intelligent people who think Steven Colbert is actually a conservative.
Virgilx711 3 years ago
Bless the Landover Baptist Church!
Down with the god hating liberals!
lolcheesesauce 4 years ago
lol... i hope you're being sarcastic :)
PaperClip459 4 years ago 2
hehehehe.....!!! great, man! keep on spreading your sarcastic humor. is there anybody out there who takes his word serious? hehehe... that´s great standup commedy of a new kind.
marcuso 4 years ago
im really confused...is this a joke?
summer8787 4 years ago
yeah
PaperClip459 4 years ago
Is this really a joke. I mean some people really do think like this.
Polishbojo 4 years ago
I went to the web site, and it seems like a joke, but the forums are full of racist people. and i don't know what to think. maybe people take this seriously.
Polishbojo 4 years ago 2
yup, my friend showed me the site.
i think it was meant as a joke at first, but then some serious people joined.
i find it really sad some people actually do think like this though...
PaperClip459 4 years ago
Wow, I just learned that that organization I mentioned is an ACTUAL far right wing, anti-Hillary Clinton group. Says so much about right wingers, doesn't it? They're so fucked up that you WANT to believe it's satire--and that actual satire (like the LBC) lines up so well with their own beliefs that they join the forums on the website. Crazy shit.
ajc06 3 years ago
I looked through the forums, and it looks like they're just very committed satirists. For instance, one guy was providing "proof of a young earth," and he has a long post about bacteria, but his signature line said that he's a a "Proud supporter of 'Citizens United Not Timid'": CUNT. Now, maybe there ARE a few serious people here and there, but the joke's on them. Fundies are just clueless and stupid enough to think it's serious. Some people think Stephen Colbert actually is a conservative.
ajc06 4 years ago
You realize that we are of the rare few who can actually see through the rhetoric. Landoverbaptist's grasp on satire in one in a million.
mpeters13 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are so ignorant i cant believe i keep watching your videos you fucking jagoff fuckin moron
jrod04buc 4 years ago
Satire, hun.
capnskittle 4 years ago
lol, good call
PaperClip459 4 years ago
your the fucking jagoff fukin moron if you so godamn dumb you continue to watch his videos even though you hate him. besides this man is right damn right!
98tahoeguy 4 years ago
what the fuck do you know about anything kid? you little net-shit talker. go comb your little sisters hair or something!!!!
jrod04buc 4 years ago
That was an amazing comeback!
Fail asshat
98tahoeguy 4 years ago
Comb your sisters hair?!... Seriously?? Wow
pretor89 4 years ago
your a fuck face
now spam this
wowitsjonnn 3 years ago
But Hilary Clinton is religious..even more or just as much of a social conservative as a few Republican candidates.
NaturalSelection2 4 years ago
ch-yeah!
Archer2552 4 years ago
LMFAO
Kalsingh 4 years ago 2
I could be wrong, but I bet Hilldog may be too old to mestruate. She is 60, after all.
Eternity29 4 years ago
This is only a joke. A satire! Don't tke him for real!
Naej27 4 years ago 3
but yeah, this guy's hilarious.
NaturalSelection2 4 years ago
funny shit
hcatbu 4 years ago
God Bless!
ExpletiveAcronym 4 years ago
Preach it, brother!
yousini 4 years ago
God bless you Pastor Deacon Fred for revealing the truth as it is written in the Bible!
tybrady64 4 years ago
AMEN brother!!!
yousini 4 years ago
Hillary Clinton is amazing. You are simply a republican spokesperson.
You are a sexist pig. Females are far more intelligent than males. Obama is black, do you have an issue with black people? Because that is racist.
Sexist, racist old bastard
MyxJunkxIsxYou 4 years ago
its not real, its a joke
liberallimey 4 years ago 2
"Females are far more intelligent than males."
Clearly not in your case if you can't see it's a parody.
oldphrt 4 years ago 4
I do not agree w/ this person about sexism. However, Hillary Clinton should definetly not be president. She's a FREAKIN LIAR! She is NOT amazing in any way. You just dont understand what this lady is up to, she's crazy w/ a lust for power. I think that she is the absolute worst canadate in all the election. She's just the lady that says what people wnat to hear! See through these lies and vote 4 whats best 4 our country!
caddlemen 4 years ago
and every man should be working instead of yapping BS on you tube. get a job.
makapuubodysurfing1 4 years ago
uughh how can people be stupid enough to think this is real?
drumsfightingandstuf 4 years ago 2
not if they're same people who believes miracles are real.
nibelungensohn 4 years ago
lol. point.
drumsfightingandstuf 4 years ago
Christians aren't supposed to judge. i guess that puts HIM IN HIS place. i don't care for Hilary either. that is mind-blowing. i wonder how many ppl attend his church. Does it really matter to him what mormons believe. loook at what he believes.
voodoochile6169 4 years ago
I've been a proud member of the Landover Baptist Church for many years. Rest assured that people that actually read the Bible are trying to out-tithe one another to get a seat most Sundays. Glory!
Kragnorak 4 years ago
Sorry, folks - but if you think this satire is for real, you are part of the problem, not the solution! (I'd probably laugh if the unerlying truth that powers this wasn't so sad.)
countrypaul 4 years ago 2
Pastor:
Although I don't support Mrs. Clinton to be the next leader of our country, I can't accept your comments. To see that you are misinterpreting true biblical doctrine and speaking out of prejudice and ignorance goes far beyond true belief in Christ. Your ministeral license should be revoked. Your simply a joke.
aabernal777 4 years ago
*WOOSH* right over your head
It's a satirical act he puts on.
The only ignorance is the ignorance you are perpetuating. Perhaps you should actually read that little bible of your and see why it is misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, genocidal, and full of hate.
Google: "Bible atrocities" first link
chbrules 4 years ago 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I've heard it all from you haters of truth. Oh well, such is ignorance.
aabernal777 4 years ago
Heard it all? The damn site directly cites the passages from your own Bible.
Turth would suggest something that has a testable claim to it; emperical evidence. Faith, by nature, is the absolute inverse of truth. It has no basis but anecdotal evidence, circular logic, and irrational reasoning.
chbrules 4 years ago
pastor "dickhead" and his propaganda for republicans.......
elcelulo 4 years ago
I think there are more problems than that..it's not the bleeding for 3 days...I think she's menopausal...so that problems done...
You don't vote for her because she's a Gdless heathen and a terrible Jew-hating communist!
dannycookie57 4 years ago
You guys are easy man, this guy is a comedian and actor. He appears on Spike TV on the show at 11pm.
Aweebok 4 years ago