Seinfeld - Kramer gets a job - TCB

[youmatthew1999]

"What year is it?" love it.

[espnemail555]

The best part if the end when he just rumbles off some nonsense and then laughs so funny. Happy festivus everybody

[juantrippe82]

11 people aren't TCB

[Jokie155]

Kramer? With a job? Madness!

[jbsmg]

"I gotta be in Brant Leeland by 9"

"Why??"

Lmao, I love this show.

[Wojtek107]

the very last story that he says at the end of the video then slaps the table then makes his body go crazy hitting people while laughing...I love doing that 

[RYLU416]

How long have I been asleep, What year is this ?..........lmaoo

[axsmedia]

Look at that ancient TV station logo in the bottom-right

[MastaGambit]

@axsmedia It was only like 5 years ago? D:

[JankyToe]

I would love to put TCB on my next resume.

[isablue]

It's the second time I try posting this video on facebook, and after I am done I realize embedding has been disabled, and then I delete the post. "Come on, man, help a brother out!"

[DutchRedWolf]

I bet Kramer tells the "Bus Story" at 1:28

[iwannafuckindupe]

the first thing i am going to do in my new job is to clean my shoes at the water dispenser

[iwannafuckindupe]

lol jerry nods like all makes perfectly sense

[outlawrob316]

1:03 - That's why you should let passengers off the train before boarding ;)

[isablue]

oh, come on, don't disable embedding...

[tiagocampos26]

1:29 cracks me up to see him laughing!!! lmao!!

[Bender2392]

This song was also played when George faked his handicap at Play Now, which is another hilarious episode.

[kabodkhwaamkhid]

1:10 "White here and uh...no green!"

[shylothebeekiller]

@kabodkhwaamkhid

Lol I didn't even catch that and I watch this show over and over again. Love catching bits of convo that I didn't think about before. Cheers!

[volumeincheese]

what's the name of the song!!?

[Illousion1]

@volumeincheese Sheena Easton - Morning Train

[allstar2bein2023]

This is too funny.

[mattgieslerrocks]

Kramer is my hero.

[NuggetPumpkin]

One of my all time favorite bits from this show! TCB

[WorkForYourMoney]

this episode reminds me of the episode of black books where Fran gets a job that no one seems to know what they do. Or Floor 7½ in Being John Malkovich. I'd like to work somewhere like that.

[Rooshman]

..."crackers".... love it.

[Protains]

hahahaha i say tcb in that matter of fact voice all the time hahaha i love it

[hahawzz]

TCB: taking care of buisness!!!! hahahahaha omg kramer! hes the best!!!!

[fahadmadrid]

Richards character in seinfeld was one of the funniest characters earth ever knew (Kramer)

[COMIXx]

Jerry: How much are they paying you?

Kramer: No no no I dont want any pay, Im doing this just for me 

XDDDD best line ever!

[koolkid21ful]

This made me hungry for Ritz, so i got some

[despabikes]

@koolkid21ful Ritz are mundane & blazay!!!

[RaveNeveRaven]

@despabikes Blasphemy!!

[StandUpForCanada1867]

This looks like a blooper when Michael Richards was (sort of) snickering @ 0:13.

[lacouerfairy]

Didn't they also play Morning Train when George was pretending he was handicapped?

[victoriaindigo]

@lacouerfairy Yes, when George worked at Play Now LOL

[jshubs]

what the hell is he eating for breakfast??

[BweenD]

"Now that you mention it" lmao

[alelovato]

the last scene is so fucking funny. like the guy is a freak every minute of the day hehe

[BravoZeroOne1]

Whoever posted this, really needs to enable it to be embedded

[erving25]

God I love kramer

[KARMANOIR1]

latly I'v been drifting aimlessly lollll

[AceGuitarR7]

One of my favourites

[SolidSnakeSaysLOL]

Robert Pattinson - R-PATZ

Taylor Lautner - T-LUTZ / TAY TAY

Kristen Stewart - K-STEW

[NoNoDigUpStupid]

he is so psyched on that sleeve of ritz crackers

[drsupfresh]

I wanna know what he said at end, looks so funny

[xm377Moyocoyatzin]

Did anyone else giggle what Kramer said "crackers?" x D

[laffizzle]

@xm377Moyocoyatzin made me wanna punch him in the face lol

[OneTheyForgot]

LOL i lvoe this episode

[acedaface954]

"Now that you mention it." Lolol Seinfeld is so damn saracstic. Reminds me of myself.

[Danbach1]

Crackers!

[scottd0676]

Nobody could have played the role of Kramer better than Micheal Richards. He's the best physical comedian of all time. Master of the pratfall.

[Jonathan6561]

Every time I hear "Morning Train," I bust up laughing thinking of this scene.

[pakattack69]

awesome episode

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

7 people got caught cleaning their shoes in a water cooler.

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

@MichRockHop81108 what?

[Chetson100]

Kramer would fit in great working for the Feds. Better watch out though, all those fat nincompoops would be after his crackers!

[monhos]

crackers LOOOLLLLLL

[victoriosalamanca]

My baby takes a morning train, a great song.

[JackHighlander]

@adiostraitorobama yeah, they also use it in the buttershave (s9e1,) when george pretends he's handicapped to get treated nicely @ work.

[petey8887]

'Can't forget my briefcase.' 'What've you got in there?' 'Crackers.'

[ESPLTDSMITHY]

what what you got in there CRACKERS.

[thesearewarningsigns]

7 people aren't taking care of business.

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns do you think it's even WORTH it to try and convince someone you dont know on YOUTUBE that you are better than them? Listen to me, you have said....literally the douchiest shit to me in this argument. You are a douche.

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns comments on people's thumbs up or down are gay like you. You have some real warning signs of insanity. Go kill yourself ya fagg

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns Have you heard that leaving comments about peoples thumbs on a video is incredibly stupid and automatically makes you a homo/ woman beater? You are a queer stop saying such gay shit to me as if I'm going to listen to ANY of it...Stop leaving gay little thumb comments

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns being a faggot is a warning sign of being gay. If you leave one more comment about thumbs "it's your ASS, buster." Your insults are so... you try and put me down as much as you can by making your phrases offensive as possible, but you don't have a big enough vocabulary to offend me.

Face

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns what you say and how you say it.....I just don't think your my kind of guy. And uh haha no I'm not.. really you know because....I think your kind of....I won't say it because it'll just keep this youtube war going butjust PLEASE stop leaving those DUMB comments about how many people commented down on the video and what that means if they did. It's gay and implies faggocity. You have warning signs of faggocity

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns this guy.....this is not my kind of guy....Is a seinfeld line by F Costanza, but since your a fag you didnt catch it. fag

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns unless they are incredibly witty or clever they are useless and I'm sick of gay little chumps like you leaving comments like that. Commit the hari kari you reject

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns I hit dislike not because I don't like seinfeld but because I wanted to sabotage your recent gay little comment about the number of thumbs down on this video like you pry do on every video you watch you queer person. fag. bitch

[MichRockHop81108]

@thesearewarningsigns theres nothing wrong with being gay but you took it in the wrong context. I meant like your a fucking dweeb stop pretending to be smart or hard or witty on youtube and get out there and BE somebody. Your a faggot.

[zohankiller]

Last comment was so creative and entellus, whatever that means.

[EmileSabetiMehr]

new briefcase: $100

crackers :$6

subway ride :$3

shinning your shoes at the water cooler :$0

getting fired from a job you never had in the first place: priceless



[MichRockHop81108]

@EmileSabetiMehr illusion of a funny comment. that took no wit

[EmileSabetiMehr]

@MichRockHop81108 Your just jealous because I'm a great writer! You see? Proper spelling and grammar.

[ShaithMaster]

@EmileSabetiMehr hahaha hella funny

[BravoZeroOne1]

@EmileSabetiMehr There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's the Assman

[esalvatore111]

@EmileSabetiMehr I LOVE KRAMER!

[MrTurnthatfrownaroun]

@EmileSabetiMehr Lol atleast he's not the guy who gets a shoot me sign on his back

[toosmoothgeo]

I'm sorry Kramer but we are going to have to let you go... But I don't even work here... That's what makes it so difficult. Lol

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

does anyone know the name of the song they play in the montage during this episode? It's been driving me nuts.

[jimsamulson]

@AnnoyingLittleShit

if not mistaken it is 9 to 5 by Sheena Easton

[Xirus5]

@jimsamulson half right... 9 to 5 is dolly parton.. "my baby takes the morning train" Sheena Easton

[ZeekyBoogyDoog]

Kramer clearly had the greatest job ever

[games615]

I just figured out what he says when he is giving the presentation: "There is white here... but there's no green." lol

[justinlovespastry]

I love he gets fired

[rwesterkamp]

same song they play as George goes up the handicapped stairs at Play Now.

[drzfynest65]

-Look Jerry...I don't know if you've noticed but lately I've been drifting aimlessly.

-NOW that you mention it!

bahahahaha xD

[ontariobuds]

Who wears their full suit as they cook breakfast? Wouldn't you eat then finish getting dressed?

Only Kramer that crazy bastard!

[RossBeckett]

@ontariobuds

You must remember that Kramer is at Jerry's apt. So, he got dressed at his place and then went out to breakfast across the hall.

[proberush]

THIS IS THE BEST SEGMENT OF ANY TELEVISION SHOW EVER.

[monkeymuchacho]

name of song?

[METALMAN4Wii]

How does Kramer pay his Rent if he has no income ? Apartments in New York are expensive even in the 90's. it just proves my theory that Kramer is running a meth lab in his Apartment......!

[kakapomax]

@METALMAN4Wii

Maybe he inherited it

[METALMAN4Wii]

@kakapomax I never thought of that also if he's Rich how come he's always eating Jerry's food.....?

[angeltosome]

He probably spent hours a day just playing with his stapler.

[TheHbkbestever]

LMFAO clackers

[youliveyoudie]

TCB lmao

[hypercarbon]

thumbs up if you ever took a package of crackers to work :D

[greesygeezy]

TCB- taking care of business

[catolog96]

shoot he makes working look like fun!

[goodvibesallround]

What do you have in there?.....Crackers, lol 10 years on...never gets old.

[UnknownXV]

"How long have been sleeping... what year is this?"

Lmao.

[therockana]

what you got in there..?

cccrraacckkers!!

[TeeOhhExx]

I actually do clean my shoes with the water cooler..

[caesardragon]

6 people clean their shoes in the water cooler.

[b0m83d]

CRACKAS

[beans4breakfast]

lol CRACKERS.

[jmcan21]

how long have i been asleep? what year is this?

[Alientank]

End is the best part. Reminds me of Dumb and dumber where Lloyd is dreaming he's with the hot girl and they're wearing those cheesy christmas sweaters, telling a hilarious joke to everyone and they all die laughing.

[binder673]

@Alientank hahahaha ya it's just like that!

[pch34O]

I love Kramer but it wasn't just one comment it was like 2 minutes of fucked up shit.

[DennyDigital]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FutureNewsAnchor]

I was thrown off by the start of the video. For a moment, I thought Seinfeld's face had turned blue!

[joescout]

i love the way the are almost always cracking up the out takes are funny too

[Geoff812]

Prob my fav episode

Tcb when Kramer says this and I'm getting things done I almost pee my pants every time LOVE this show

[wildboyzsteveo]

@Geoff812

true i can watch this episode over and over and still laugh as hard

[a2thegoodwin]

CRACKERS hahahah

[jwka2001]

Even if Kramer is a racist, which i doubt he is he can say whatever he wants, he's Kramer after all,, the man is a god :P

[ShaithMaster]

old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports

[JosephCrosby]

So love this!!!

[AddictedToTrees]

TCB

[MGiants82]

I always say Im TCB because of this scene

[Guraleta1]

He's like a state of the art special effect! lol

[Playster3]

Haaahhhaaaa when Seinfeld says "How long have I been a sleep?What year is it?" I´m always laughing so hard LOL xD!

[heyheyusa1]

He aint racist..

but this is...

THAT COON SHOULD OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[duufus69]

TCB- taking of business  lol!

[nitroxy]

Lol Kramer makes me laugh a lot hah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha  ha hee ha

[Tarwater03]

Well, what do yah got in there? CRACKERS!

[andrito]

I wish i can work with Kramer

[rpv173]

Even if you hate Michael Richards, this is still some funny shit!

The best sitcom character in TV history.

[cmndo]

i hate some peoples comments that narrate the fucking video clip... we know what theyre saying you douchebags

[TMP1080]

@cmndo welcome to youtube....

[matthewgroen]

I'd love to have these dudes as friends as they are in the show XD ( i hear trolls at the horizon)

[jezzetv]

LMAO how long have i been asleep?

[Ceizari]

this song works awesome with seinfeld

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

What do you do down there all day?

TCB

You know, taking care of business. lol :)

[groovyome]

ahh...the typical new york city work life... such a rat race...

[LipeNistelrooy123]

CRACKERS!

[SsSickGamer]

there's white here, but there's no green

[nickmordo]

Kramer owns you all

[syferrari]

best part is the crackers!!!!!

[theGboyify]

its pretty nuts to see.i dont really watch seinfeld and dont know much about it,and the first time im checking some videos on youtube pretty much all you find is RACIST!!!sounds like this dude really screwed himself up!!!

[TaterMySalad]

crackers

[pennyshill]

i love kramer

[420SexyTime]

Kramer may have had an outburst but come on think to your self im sure you have had one too ease up on the k man hes funny

[egdqv13234]

''HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!'' LOL Jerry xD

[sa6o9025]

kramer is the best :D:D:d

[halcyon0830]

He needs to finish his TCB Reports.

[slippereal]

tcbftmfw

[solipsism101]

"how long have I been asleep?" best line ever, hilarious

[Lalumia4]

Morning Train by Sheena Easton

[consciencehearts]

what's the song that plays in the end?

[JLalibs3489]

@consciencehearts Morning Train by Sheena Easton

[DownloadingGame]

The Download Game is still Alive! And I've given you a head start so someone can win already!!

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