BLACK SCIENTOLOGY

[MrDanielTynan]

This title made me think. . how come you never see a black (african american) Scientologist??

[Incandesent]

@MrDanielTynan - Perhaps because they are smarter? Actually someone told me Travolta got Will Smith involved but I pray I am wrong on that one.

[RedTailedTuna]

Why is this video called black Scientology ???? The term would mean to use Scientology to control and make people crazy, of course that is what normal Scientology does these days so would black Scientology do the opposite and do what they say it does which is make people sane.

[blackshaboinka]

ooooohhhhh, lol, I misread the title :)

[christinepeace]

The man is nuts he believes in alien ghost haunting the human body, the main idea of Scientology.

Cheers Christine

[writertrump]

he doesnt know what sceintology is, if he did, he wouldnt trash it, but thats alright he can think anyway he wants

[stratocaster1986able]

I clicked on this thinking there was a new type of Scientology.LOL.

[TheSnoopy1750]

Scientology makes Mormonism look rational.

[MistressArte]

@TheSnoopy1750 Sad but true. XD

[StyrbjornStarke]

Hoha

[willforrhall]

Isnt Larry a scientologist?

[CoolerKing37]

@willforrhall Nah, jewish.

[spites1]

This man is not black WTF

[videonaj]

This guy is ridiculous. Who in the world would want his opinion on anything?

[MrSimned]

@videonaj Who wants yours then....

[MisterBouncyBounce]

watching this interview and not watching this interview amounts to the same thing.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

"40 is the new 60, NO ITS NOT, 40 IS 40 and 60 IS 60."

-Lewis Black.

[BeasTxMode2000]

worst comedian EVER

[jemjean]

In real life, he'd drive me crazy, but he is the funniest comedian out there today.

[EXRazeBurn]

Celebrities: #1 leading cause of strokes and heart attacks.

Tell me this comedic genius hasn't suffered AT LEAST three...of both.

XD

[RealDefentertainment]

KFC

[Idolcruisefix]

lewis black tries very hard and make himself one of the few, the best, by the skin of his teeth

[LordMalice6d9]

Scientology is a cult, plain and simple.

[xXKushkinXx]

black is definitely the most down to earth guy ive ever seen. hes always looking at the big picture

[Changeisgood12]

Never seen Larry laugh before like that. He was really trying to control himself as a professional.

[bonzo1989]

meh not funny

[liltd87]

lmao "dating somebody named kfc"

[bazzsofly]

lmao.. larry is sooo tickled

[liltd87]

lmfao "herpes on her mouth"

[iamofit]

Ice Nine! Sweet, a Kurt Vonnegut reference. Cat's Cradle... best book ever. Gotta love Vonnegut, priceless.

[rainbowspite222]

look out Xenu is going to come and get you lol

[liltd87]

lmfao "Xenu"

[bazzsofly]

this dude is tweeked out lmfao!!

[Ablequerq]

I love this man.

[daddyleon]

I just like him. ;P

[FeelOfFriction]

Until atheists become the majority, we are still living in the Bronze Age...but with blenders.

[enors412]

I love Black's perception!!!

[CINEMALOVER110]

Scientology and science are the same thing.

[scully161]

What? ... on what planet?

[Kilia40]

Yeah......right....

[Prka01]

I'm sorry man, but ...imbecile and you are the same thing too apparently.

[SKOLDvsKMFDM]

one could say the same thing about your brain and a heaping steaming pile of horse shit

[999zooyork999]

@CINEMALOVER110 WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[OakleafRanger]

@CINEMALOVER110 - if by same thing you mean, has very remote similarities as a simple basis and exaggerates from there, then yes. >.>

[ndyt]

he flops around like a fish...

[nez2008]

He should get married to madonna.

[USmarinez]

LOL...Thanks for the visual. 8-O

[6OUI7]

BLACK RULZZ...FKIN GENIOUS

[nelsongg5]

Larry has a great time when he has Lewis on, 3:55.

Love the show!

[RioOhKei]

My Hero!

[OniLunchbox]

lol Xe, Lewis Black is the geatest.

[smoothgoomer]

Yeah... see, if science didn't evolve, we probably wouldn't have all the wonderful toys that we have, like television, indoor plumbing, etc.; science isn't a THING taht can be right or wrong, it's an accumulation of knowledge. And... yes we actually HAVE been right (i.e., the earth isn't flat, etc.). Just because we have yet to figure things out, doesn't mean that those things we HAVE figured out are wrong. In conclusion, IKLIPTIC is a moron, anyone here agree?

[blender7]

HAHAHA, they are argueing against science ON A COMPUTER, ON THE INTERNET! oh, humanity. when will you stop being funny?

[Stubbee]

Whhhaaaaat?

They are talking about Scientology not science.

[scilonthreat]

lol, ignorance...

[grejan]

AHAHAHAH i dont follow their chaotic arguing but man your comment is simpy,,,,inspiration from Lewis Black i guess !!! :-P

[grejan]

This one goes to blender btw

[smoothgoomer]

I place my belief in evolution and the scientific method... and I do so because, through having seen the evidence and finding it irrefutably rational, I can accept it as truth. Not all faith or belief comes from a place of ignorance; so don't be afraid of BELIEVING, just be comfortable in always questioning the beliefs you hold, as well as those of others. So to say that all belief has a center of untruth, is being a liiiittle too general.

[IKLIPTIC]

The scientific method & evolution have had thousands of changes to it over history & all that believed in it were wrong. Anyone who believes that science or a persons understanding of reality have ever or ever will be 75% right are ignorant. The sun revolves around the earth, the earth is flat & the center of the universe,there are only 9 planets in our solar system, blah blah, not once have we ever been right. Science is and always will be wrong and forever changing itself to become right.

[FTIBand]

Spend more than 5 seconds looking and you can find the proof plastered in books and all over the internet.

[scilonthreat]

He whats to be "shown", like most sheep are used to. He can't make the effort himself.

[TheGreatPyro]

You should never have children. You are so stupid I'm suprised you can find the "Power" button on the computer.

Holy shit, you knuckle dragging inbred retard.

[rodbender1914]

And to prove my point, all people can do is badmouth me and and give me thumbs down. Way to go, you scientific geniuses. All I asked for was proof. Too much to ask for I guess.

[scilonthreat]

maybe no one wants to show you.

[z8it]

There's a truth that can be found in every word... like

beLIEve .

There is a LIE at the center of anything that place your belief in.

Try to keep that in mind,

It will save you from being a brainwashed Sheep.

Be the authentic, Creative, fearless SELF that you truly are.

Think for yourself.

[eternalmuskrat]

theres also an elf in self.

[DrendDragonspawn]

Not only is elf in self, but are you saying that taking the high school chem book for truth ISN'T being a brainwashed little sheepling? It is. The only thing that comes even REMOTELY close to original in this day and age is scientology, and it is a joke.

[z8it]

Unfortunately, it's inate of the Human condition ( in some) to require a Mythos (a story) in order to direct their Ethos (behavior)

LRH understood that basic essential need and exploited it. He created one (a whopper) out of whole cloth .

Xenu .. Oh brother!

If you really want to get "Clear" read Joseph Campell and try to understand why; We Human Beings need to create and believe these Stories in the fist place.

To aswage Our false FEAR of separation from the loving source of Our CREATION.

[ruger701]

"if they have that kind of soap, i cant wait to see their kids"...lol

[Checker222]

Lewis Black is a GENIUS!

[wizardspocket]

(;_;)

[fattoldpig]

i bet this guy wrote the script for joker in 'the dark knight' he sounds so much like him lol

[AnnAngel4ever]

I knew something sounded kinda familiar but I could never figuer it out...lol!

[fattoldpig]

LOL ...requesting a video of a lewis-black 'commercial' with joker's-rant as voice-over

[AnnAngel4ever]

LOL...or have the Joker ranting about scientology via Lewis Black. Either way it is a good one!

[fattoldpig]

why so serious :}

[rubel579]

@fattoldpig ......HOLY SEX AND OBSCENITY BASED BIBLE.......(1)Genesis19:30-38­---"Prophet lot solved his daughters'sexual desire and impregnates them" (2)Genesis 19:18---"Prophet lot gave his daughters to Angels for having sex'' (3) Genesis 24:2-3---"Prophet abraham said servent ,plz put your hand under my thigh' (4)Genesis 35:2---"Reuben had sex with his fathers' concubine'".............O YOUNG PEOPLE,READ BIBLE ................

[zaberfang]

lets just say they had so much money... these guys made up a religion of their own... probably they don't have time to go to church or temple... so disturbing about the world today... rich celebs got nuts!!!

[narnia737]

SCIENTOLOGY IS DEFFINETLY A LOAD OF SHITE! but this geeza's just jealous that everyones talking about the rich people around him,cuz they got doe... and knowones talking about him and his wack suit, cuz he aint got doe... he needs to step his savings game up ?

[66kompis]

I love it lmao "the mother ship should have picked them up"....!

[BnThDnTh]

Scientology is wacked. Here's a quote from L. Ron Hubbard about the between life stations on MARS!!

"The Martian operation is a fascinating operation, simply because it has gone into 100 percent holding force. It does everything it does with tremendous coversion. It's sitting behind a defense screen of enormous size, and nobody - it's practically impossible to penetrate that, except as a thetan. If you penetrate it as a thetan, you go through the Martian screen, and they got you!"

:-)

[naard]

okay, then L.Ron....thanks for that...now please take your meds and settle down!

[Nekron7777]

Where the hell did the scientologist starter get this shit? Lord Zenu and aliens what... WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!! Lord Zenu... BULLSHIT!!! PEOPLE ARE SO SCREWED UP ITS BEYOND BELIEF!!

[BatCave10]

Kinda freaky isn't it? Hard to believe seemingly intelligent people can get sucked into this crap. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, ETC. To think they pour millions into this crap-ology. I say boycott. I am not going to inadvertently support scientology via celebs.

[runawaydogproduction]

It is hard to believe, because they don't get sucked into it. The media is lying about the truth about about Scientology. Scientology is not what they are telling you on TV.

[flopist]

Scientologist are we?

[MemeAnon]

straydog, so scientology is not a money grubbing mind control cult of deception? It is not a wacko space alien cult? Oh.

Have you read the article on the cult in Maxim magazine?

[Thedoctor19000]

What is even more absurd is that why would the belief that these aliens, with technology superior to our own technology, would use nuclear bombs to decimate targets. Wouldn't the belief state that they would possess weaponry at much more advanced than nuclear bombs.

[Greg78X]

Humm Lewis A little too much Coke?

[enemencio123video]

Celebrities are so Fuckin Over Rated it's a Fuckin Joke!!!  This Guy Is A Genius...

[AnnAngel4ever]

EXACTLY....Well Said.

[Obamaownswhitesnow]

@enemencio123video I cant understand why are they called celebrities in the first place.

[gilbert4321]

@Obamaownswhitesnow ya it's sad the media should focus more on what our leaders are doing instead of creating false realities that detracts us from the important things that are happening around the world.

[MsMatthew24]

@enemencio123video CELEBRITY ADDICTION........it Kills the brain cells!! That's why the M.E.D.I.A. puts it in front of us everyday! SMH

[soulinite]

David Icke believes that a race of polymorphing lizard men control the earth. LRH believed that you have to give him tons of money before you could hear his stupid Xenu story.

you believe any damn thing you are sold.

Pathetic.

Hail Xenu!

[soulinite]

Hey guys, do you know that everytime you say "hail xenu!" to a Co$ member they have to fill out a KR(a knowledge report) and also has to pay for reparative auditing.

[soulinite]

to $cientologyWi$dom: If you would like proof that LRH died with drugs in his system then get a copy of the toxicology report and see for yourself!(assuming you aren't to afraid of what you might find out). I FOA'd a copy of LRH FBI file.

3w(dot)xenu(dot)net/archive/hu­bbardcoroner/hubbard _toxicology_report.jpg

Why would the founder of Dianetics need to take a drug? Doesn't the fact that LRH used drugs prove that Dianetics is a scam?

[ORACLE063]

what kind of drugs? if pot no its not a problem, if lsd and the like then yes problem.

[AnnAngel4ever]

There is something fundamentally wrong with any belief system that is so afraid of contrary views.

= EXACTLY !

[ugthetallman]

you clearly only know what scientology told you to know, tool!

[eezarthegreat]

love it

[ScientologyWisdom]

Lewis Black clearly knows what someone else has said about Scientology, but nothing about Scientology.

[soulinite]

Hail Xenu you OSA scum bag.

[ScientologyWisdom]

Sounds like a canned response...calling someone OSA because they look at Scientology for what it is instead of what the media says it is...

Keep being brainwashed while I go free.

[soulinite]

yes, the Co$ will make you "free" by getting rid of all your invisible brain washed alien ghosts that Xenu put their.... and all it will cost you is hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[ScientologyWisdom]

Aside from you, who's talking about the CofS?

[soulinite]

"Aside from you, who's talking about the Cof$?"

The entire world is talking about Xenu and $cientologies criminal activities. You'd know that if Co$ didn't limited your access to media.

specifically the government of germany is considering a complete banning of the $cientology cult.

[soulinite]

oh, Tommy boy acting like a brainwashed retard on Oprah and in the leek Co$ video isn't helping $cientologies cause.

[soulinite]

I noticed you are still too cowardly to allow comments/ratings on your own videos $cientologyWi$dom. that's pathetic.

[soulinite]

LOL, I suposed if I believed in "lizard man" david Icke and LRH's bullshit I wouldn't allow comments either. Though obviously you don't have a problem comment on other peoples videos.

There is something fundamentally wrong with any belief system that is so afraid of contrary views.

LRH died with drugs in his system, don't take my word for it check his death certificate for yourself!

Hail Xenu! and I'm an sp, Enjoy your reparative auditing.

[ScientologyWisdom]

Keep repeating what you hear....lil mindless robot.

[soulinite]

Here is a copy of LRH's death certificate proving that he died with the anti psychotic drug Vistaril in his system.

3w(dot)xenu(dot)net/archive/hu­bbardcoroner/hubbard_toxicolog­y_report.jpg

See for yourself that dianetics didn't even work for Hubbard.

[ScientologyWisdom]

You seem a bit terrified and you sure are trying hard to convince someone of something.

Point is, I don't give a flip what some DC says. I wasn't there, so I don't know.

Neither were you, but you want desperately to believe.

Did you know I could create a false certificate about someone/something and post it?

Wouldn't make it particularly true, but some jackass somewhere (like yourself) would believe it.

[soulinite]

Here is a copy of LRH's toxicology report proving that he died with drugs in his system.

3w(dot)xenu(dot)net/archive/hu­bbardcoroner/hubbard _toxicology_report.jpg

If you think it's been altered then get a copy of the death certificate yourself. FOA LRH's FBI file.

Even if you deluded yourself into believeing that the drugs found in LRH's system was "harmless" why would the founder of Dianetics need to take a drug? Doesn't the fact that LRH used drugs prove that Dianetics is a scam?

[soulinite]

Only the idle rich can afford Scientology.

90% of your contributions are going toward legal fees. Outpoint?

The entire bridge is on the Internet. You don't have to pay anyone for it.

Where have all the millions of trained auditors gone?. Ask RTC.

No one has the right to sell you Scientology. It belongs to the entire human race.

[soulinite]

You do not allow comments or ratings on any of your videos(like every other Co$ victim). Anon allows anyone to say anytihng they want on their videos.

Who is the robot again?