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  • yay i can see it again!!! thanks alot sugar <3

  • scary as fuck anyone?

    and those are my people lol

  • that is scary but good! :]

  • haha gets better everytime i see it from the All Blacks.

    awesome stuff.

  • well done to the french for providing a translation and for showing the respect to stand & face it. a great dimension to this great game!

  • Gotta love the slo-mo replay.

  • fking solid.. you go monsters

  • so fucking beast, this one is the best

  • intimidating as fuck

  • indeed...

  • newzeelands haka best!

  • weepu leads a mean haka

  • Freak Out!

  • it's maori: Ka mate, ka mate Ka ora, ka ora Ka mate, ka mate Ka ora, ka ora Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā  Ā upane, ka upane Ā upane, ka upane Whiti te rā, hī!
  • what are they speaking in

  • it's french

  • the other language i have no idea, sorry

  • The Haka= Maori The Comontaters= French

  • maori

  • maori

  • who won

  • oh man im watching all those haka vids now

  • Haha, that's the power of youtube xD

  • It is good-looking.

    However, the World Cup of 2007 might not have been able to be won the

    championship why.

  • outlandish358... get a life (nz=shit)

  • Outofherhead358 need to deconstruct the complexities of life and fit them into Western boxes is her downfall.

    She does this because of deep felt insecurities, feeling that categorizing the world into stereotypical cliches makes her feel safe.

    Of course xenophobic fear will never stand against truth.

    Such a shame there is so much fear in the world.

  • I am sorry aus 'U AM A OWNED' iwi, I withdraw your award instead it goes to meowri '380,300,300+,28,78500 words for wind' battalion.

    He is the true representative of Antipodium iteleshual superlyority. (antipodean intellectual superiority).

    I am done now people house lights down!

  • outlandish.you still getting owned on here.everything i come on here more people from all over the world a mocking you?

  • Its so funny outlandish.The italians/french/Germans will be on here mocking you as well.Maybe the tele tubbies/mickey mouse and Donald duck will mock you even as you a as real as them.

  • Your a true wanker aye... If we're going to patronise each other, some times people shorten words to make writing faster. I believe its called "text language". It kinda new ya mite wanna look dat up buddy...

  • As a people, you are trying to juggle smoke, the tourist trade is all about what lovely peaceful people you are, and yet all you are famous for is a war dance; your society created nothing associated with peaceful culture, no writing, no music, no philosophy, maths.

    War is what your 'pride' is based on and you practiced that with sticks; you were a stone age people dragged (too quickly) into a world that was 4000 (generous) years more advanced than you in all fields of human endeavour.

  • "The only living people", your knowledge of the world is laughable.

    I had the pleasure of meeting an Aboriginal elder who knows 380 words for wind. Succinct, yet encompassing the necessary nuances.

    You would have to write a thesis in English for one of these words.

    Defensiveness over an inept language in decline is no reason to troll your xenophobic ignorance on these threads.

  • Abuse there, instead of answering the questions, well you have certainly shown me; I great point, yeah English is really in decline, we will all be speaking Maori soon, you have summed up the standard of your rhetoric very well.

    Going to answer any of the questions? Not really up to this are you?

    I could show you evidence that even the Neanderthals formed a written language, and they weren't human.

  • Я никогда не был завоеван (little joke there, if you think about it you might get it)

  • Looks like we have an argument on our hands here boys.

  • Discourse with you is like playing chess with a pigeon; I make the first move and the you shit on the board mess up all the pieces and fly back to the nest to declare yourself winner!

    Du bist aus Schweiz? Velleicht kannst du besseres Deutsches schreiben, ou Français?

  • Davey though please keep in coming, you hav made my day!

    You could, though try search Lewis Hamilton and see how the English Scots and Welsh are doing aganst me, I am sorry to have to say, slightly better, but not much; they can't spell, punctuate use grammar or articulate any better than you.

    PS If that is Moari, doesn't that just prove my point about it being a cant, made up of grunts and whistles, Outlandish is an abstract concept and your language takes 20 words to express it. Q.E.D.

  • It does amuse me though, to the outsiders the English speaking world seems like a big cabal, but look how much animosity there is if you scratch the surface....they hate each other! Full of jealousies and insecurities, and this is coupled with the fact they don't seem to send their young people to school anymore; look all over this site (intenet even!)at the quality of language they produce; and even when I tell them they are lab rats they continue foaming, they cannot assimilate information.

  • outlandish..ia alu lo e ai le bolo lou kama lou alelo.ese le malie o oe ma ou tala.........translates to outlandish.Nest time you want to disrespect a beautiful country think with your head first!.As after all this yourve made yourself look like a total jero off.And typical pommy.U cant handle it anymore then you change your country?Yes very proud pommy aren't ya???NOT!!LOL

  • I am having real fun now, please go ahead and look at all of the countries I have played my games with; New Zealand certainly are the best at one thing, you certainly rave and foam at the mouth far better than any other nation.

    I refuted all of your arguments.

    You have ever met a real woman have you...little tip, when you start swearing and calling us names, it tells us we have won. You still think I am English, priceless, how many English people could belittle you in 6 languages?

  • you've obviously got to much time on your hands

  • 'to much'? Is that an address to someone called much? I dont get what relationship you are trying to allude to betwixt my time and 'much'; or do you mean 'too much'?

    I am sorry, just feeling pedantic, I take your point, but playing with these people is addictive, I should stop...it is kind of in my line of work though, I have been considering a paper on the decline of linguistic standards and how English is spoken better in places where it is a second language, might use some of this.

  • why are you on a rugby site in the first place. i didnt realise spain had a national team.

  • My word, I was not aware youtube was a Rugby site; you would have thought they would have called it Rugytube or something, so people don't get confused; also perhaps you should tell someone, because I have seen clips of other sports on here too, as well as comedy and political clips. (sarcasm, and yes, I think you probably do need that explained to you)

    I am not Spanish, English or Azerbaijani; but I think Spain do have a Rugby team.

  • Outlandshit.Dont insult Barcelona by changing your uncivilized pommy country to theirs.Just shows how weak u pommys a like ones that came to new Zealand and got dealt to.You cant handle it so u go and change it lol.Man its good to laugh everytime i see your intelligent crap.everyone still laughing at you i see?.say hi to it(your wife) for me.lol.

  • I am loving you!! Still the insults (letting me know you are upset!) I feel like giving you my number you are priceless, I was getting bored of the others you are great!!

    May I ask you how as someone who lives in Switzerland you cannot speak either French or German? And as a New Zealander you cannot effectively communicate in English and you insult the natives by making up Maori words...Te mutunga ke mai o te rori o te tangata

  • But...errr...risking the wrath of your razor sharp logic again (so funny) could you let me know if the pommys got dealt with, how come the language of government of NZ in English, your PM is white, the Maoris were subject to hideous discrimination for 200 years, and they are still the most deprived section of your community...it that what Maoris call winning?

  • oué bah sa a payé a la coupe du monde !!

  • You think humans are civil? haha

  • And that is all I wanted to do; like most people NZ does not pass into my conscience very often....I dont think enough of you to hate you....I just love the thought of you foaming at the mouth whilst tapping away at your keyboards, you all took the bait sooooo well,.seriously thanks lads!

    Now, who to upset next???? I think the Brits will fight to defend A certain Mr Hamilton

  • outlandish.Mate your just getting owned even by your own country men/women.its so fuuny u cant even see it?.Well when i see your thing(wife)2night i shall take it out on her(((rrraaahhh)lol.

  • outlandish.u changed your country????hahah cant handle the fact your countries getting owned bigtime.your just made yourself look more like a dumb britt....looks like daveys getting to u more like it? England 4 aussie 52.lmao.

  • Sakin I have moved on; I have finnished playing with you little boys, I am of course delighted that you are still upset, it is what makes what I do so much fun.

    Perhaps better translate a little of what I said though, you are still talking about my wife, I did say in all four of the major modern languages below that I am a woman...and I have changed my nat because I am at present telling some other little boys just how great Lewis Hamilton is not....do try and keep up; No I am not Spanish either

  • That is as scary as all get out. I'd surrender if I was them. Of course, I would, because I'd be French if I was them.

  • Good win lastnight to the ALL BLACKS!!Against the Wallabies. Something England hasn't been able to do in 7 years.LMAO

  • Outlandish obviuosly hasn't killed itself yet by all the laughter thats going on here.I see its still beating on its thing (wife)and then reverts to his thing (wife) beating habbits as has nothing to say about NZ as even his own countrymen and woman hate on him too.Just to remind him that AUSTRALIA is made up of convicts that had come in chains from ENGLAND.

  • YOU'RE famous for and inexplicably proud of spousal abuse, very rare here. It takes a really BIG man to hit a woman and boast about it. (You really are the shit it the human gene pool)

    You also need to study linguistics the stone age grunts and whistles your people use hardly constitute languages, they are barely cants. And if you want a job you have to speak English....I don't think the natives won, or it would be the other way around and Helen Clark woould be in a pot on a bonfire.

  • Outland.stop telling the world about your spousal abuse addiction.You cant help if England havnt beaten the ABS in 7 years and that your wife slept with that Polynesian lass!You also know shit about golf and that there are other nationalities out in the world that speak other languages other then enlish but you wouldnt know.Ask your wife shes knows a bit about it lol.

  • Funny you say that spousal abuse only happens in NZ?Yet you say it RARELY happens in England, but you do it?Helen clarke aslo knows how to speak Maori and Samoan as well(hahaha)Ask your wife she can speak more then ONE language also. Shes talented in many WAYS YOU WOULDN,T BELIEVE!!!!PEOPLE ON HERE JUST LOVE MOCKING AN IDIOT LIKE YOU OUTLANDSHIT.

  • Davey it would be very hard for me to ask my wife, because (your slow moving mind has not arrived at the fact) Je suis une fille, idiote!, Idiot, bin Ich ein Frau, Soy una señora, idiota! Non sono un uomo, sciocco! U bent een dwaas! Я более франтовск чем вы it has been a real laugh taking the mickey out of you; a little tip for the future though, the abuse and the capital letters REALLY lets me know I pissed you off!

  • if you were intelligent you woulndt be posting coments on a pritty much youth dominated website claiming you know more about history than chineese footpath, no instead you would be writting a book abot how the eath came abot and y god is real

  • Paykay I would not like to delve too far into my modus operandi, but everyone must be aware of how much fun it is to engender such a furious reaction from a few well chosen words even from children...look how furious they get; it is a good example of the lack of education, they are so cross because they do not have the skills to express themselves properly, so the rage builds up inside; best way to annoy NZ and Aus = pretentious Brit; US = snide european, still working on W. Europe.

  • yes i am well aware of the purpose your coments pose, and it is this insilance and abuse you give to a nation which is deemed whith passion and ristiousness(mind the spelling) that my fellow kiwi men shall shed their skin to protect the land of the long white cloud even if it means nothing more than a few words, our country is full of pride and we will hav no outsider trying to argue whith that, shall we

  • (I must cancel this subscription)

    You say mind you spelling; I think that your spelling is tertiary behind you grammar and punctuation or lack thereofI can understand very little of that.

    But I would ask obviously proud of your nation and people that you are could you point me toward where the Maori wrote that they were proud, or about there grand achievements; or were you the last people on the planet to learn to write, something of which you are rightfully proud(!)

  • honestly who does this outlandish prick think he is? King shit of fuck all by the sounds of things...Proper fuckwit

  • Wow you sound like a real intellectual colossus; maybe, and just maybe, if you could create a sentence without recourse to profanity you would not sound like such an educationally sub normal cretin; and thus you would not go so far to proving my point about your country so well.

    I am guessing that you will not understand any of that; so I will give you a clue that I was not praising your overall level of intelligence.

  • First of all if your wanting to use words anybody out of high school can't understand you'l hav to do better than that. Secondly if you were as smart as you think are you wouldn't need to use that many words to call me an idiot...."your an idiot" prety much sums up your intire replay.. or with "recourse to profanity" add a FUCK or two in there myte add abit of impact.

  • You are right you have beaten me on the using difficult words competition: I admit I don't know what you'l, hav, prety, intire, myte or abit mean; could you enlighten me?

    And by the way they did not all say that, (a bright lad like you cant speak French, German, Spanish, Italian, Dutch and Russian?), your is a possessive you're means you are....and patronising means talking down to people!

  • Next time you address me how about you show some balls and hit the reply comment. Obvious now i discover your comment on Magellan. If 500 years was how far my knowledge of history went back i'd be scared too.

    Typical Euro-centric ignorance, because of course your Gallic history didn't start until the Romans civilized you.

    Took a brown man to teach you writing, numbers, basic hygiene etc.

  • Of course being the last race to become civilized must really hurt you.

    A lot like getting your arse wooped repeatedly in rugby.

    I mean let's be honest that's why your on here crying like the little bitch you are.

    Maybe you should leave subjects like history, sport, culture, nuclear theory alone as you clearly lack the knowledge to continue this conversation.

    Little tip, Eugenics & Social Darwinism were discredited and abandoned by the scientific community a century ago dickhead.

  • Even if it were not until the romans reached these islands that we were civilised (which is dumb consider the celts were trading with the romans for a recorded 500 years) that was a good 2000 years before we arrived on your part of the globe and taught you hold to walk upright, then laterly speak, and it looks like some of you have mastered basic reading; so how were we the last, maths obviously not your strong point but 17th Century AD came after the 1st BC; You mean balls, like hitting women?

  • In knock out competitions you have to qualify to play the best teams, in the last 2 WRC you failed to do that, we cannot beat you if Australia France knock you out.

    I rebutted all of the 'great history; I ask again how is Fernindand Megallan the first person to cross the pacific an NZ; he did it before any of you could read or write (probably speak too)

    None of the sportsmen mentioned are significant...(Scott 'I can drive in a circle' Dixon and a golfer????).

  • Your the last because doing nothing on an island being invaded/ruled by all and sundry(creating this mongrel language you obviously flagellate over),hardly compares to the Astronesian language spread, pacific trade, and intricate pacific american world map knowledge of the people you're insulting here.

    A fact Cook discovered with Tupaia, whos intricate knowledge mapped a span larger than the Atlantic.

    Being raided as slaves for the Romans hardly equates to "trading with the Romans."

  • By your do you mean you are or youre (jezz you 36 not 3.6)

    Such a one dimensional take on the world, if I were English than I would be descended from the last people to have invaded....i.e the ones who were doing the invading, who sat and got invaded be no one, unlike the Maori who were conquered and are still 2nd class citizens on their home Islands (think that through wikipeadia copy and paste man)

    And again none of you wrote about your 'successes did you?'; who gave you the gift of literacy

  • Typically retreating into linguistic condescension when your arguments(clearly one dimensional and outlandishly cliched),are refuted belies your inability to understand the concept of an argument.

  • Refuted, where exactly? I rebutted what you said, and now you resort to this drivel, very feeble

    Answer: when were the Normans conquered?

    Who taught you (the Maori) to write?

    Come on man you are 36 and you cannot formulate an argument, even in Austalia you must stand.

    I answered your Q's you answer mine.

  • No one deafer than a fool. Your questions are unrelated to your original comments and again reveals your inability to understand the basics of an argument.

    In reality you have no argument, mere insults. It's why you resort to personal attacks.

    Seeing as you love cutting and pasting wiki you might want to educate yourself on the following, Nuclear Theory, Edmund Hillary, Polynesian navigators. Sweet potatoes didn't walk to New Zealand from South America by themselves.

  • You should look at wiki again, splitting the smallest particle? As you originally said; Not only is the Atom not the smallest particle, Rutherford did not split it, nor was he a New Zealander...now answer some of the questions. Come on refute that genius!

    And you said crossing the widest ocean, migration over 100 years is not crossing, that is so weak, it was hardly worth rebutting.

  • The Maori people have no writing, they are the only living human group that did not use written communication; their languages until uber political correctness took over were considered cants, i.e. primitive forms of communication, with which abstract ideas can not be communicated: me eat white man - yes..I think therefore I am - no

    Goo on refute that, tell me about the great Maori literary tradion, or pray write to me about how useless writing is.

    You are the one resorting to insults.

  • Addressing a side insult. "Conquer" infers defeat by war. Maori taught the British trench and mental warfare, fighting them to a standstill. It's why we retain control of our language, culture, and ownership of national parks, fisheries, and an oral history passing back through bloodlines over centuries. Can you trace your family back passed your single mum? Maori is taught in schools to Caucasian children.

    You obsess over linguistics yet hold the written word over an unbroken oral tradition.

  • All societies PROGRESS from oral to written, because written is more advanced, it lasts!

    If you wre not conquered (gone quiet on the Norman thing have'nt you?) why is your societ so westernised, white PM, cities now not mud huts, writing; I am sure if I were speaking Russian now I would claim to be undefeated but it would sound just as silly.

  • Once again you lose the argument and redirect to an unrelated topic. Please explain how the Norman conquest(1000 odd years later)relates to the uncivilized states of Celts at 1500BC compared to the open ocean navigations and trade of the Polynesian people.

    Surveying pegs and constructions ie Easter Island monoliths indicate mathematics to generate the algebra required.

    You really are floundering here.

  • You were saying, if I was English I was conquered by the Romans, Saxon etc, but surely the currrent residents are the last invaders, I already explained that. Come on are you playing dumb?

    Me floundering?? I am not the one recycling the old eskimo 200 words for snow in a new form...very ,very weak. If you knew the nature of the room I was sat in you'd realise how infantile that was to attempt!

    Come back to your point, how are we all going to give up English, and start beeping and grunting?

  • outlandish...haha thats how intelligent you a.um lets see.Maybe cause im born in NZ and live in Switzerland now?? U know people are born in other country and do move??Well just like u??born in England and now over night your in Barcelona???????????LMAO.OH GOD UR SO WHACK.

  • You have been unable to provide evidence to support any of your Eugenic rhetoric.

    The scientific community abandoned this drivel over 100 years ago.

    Please try to keep.

  • You want proof that Maoris did not write use roads, metal etc. You think they did? Come on common knowledge, if you like I cold give you the list of 20,000 odd books.

    Can I, in that case ask you again for the details of when English it to be abandoned in favour or rubbing noses?

    You...errr....did mention the 200 types of snow....feel embarrassed, like to withdraw that silly statement?

  • Why would i withdraw an experience that i had the pleasure of? There is no snow in Central Australia. Your geography is severely lacking also. You really need to get your head out of the Anthropology Department and join the greatest University, that of life experience.

  • You are playing dumb now, good on you it is a good act; you read what I said, you have recycled the urban legend about eskimos having 200 words for snow;

    And you are really showing your ignorance or the lack of quality of your dictionary and/or wikipaedia (to be fair maybe bad guess, benefit of the doubt, anything else and you maynot have got a rise out of me) I speak 9 languages, talk about comparitive linguistics and you have me down for a cross between a sociologist and a rock botherer

  • outland.come on now you never lived in Switzerland.How could u leave with that spouse abuse record u have.Switzerland is a civilized country they dont let things in to their country???Now your really telling fibs.

  • You are quite funny; but consider this: I could be a 14 year old boy in Korea or an 86 year old heiress on the Upper West side, you know nothing about me, do you know how astronomical the odds are of your scoring a hit with silly school ground insults; you are letting yourself and lets, be honest your argument down. At least Maoribatt is trying; what are you hoping to achieve?

  • Carrying on about spousal abuse generated obviously from a movie reveals your inability to separate fact from fiction.

    Obviously Once were Warriors was an honest attempt to address domestic violence.

    Fear based cliches just don't work here sweet heart. You are hardly a challenge for anyone.

    Children on this site are dismembering you.

    You must be feeling a little embarressed by now?

  • Ouch that was a crunching gear change, feel like a change of subject did you....not want to talk about the 200 words for snow.380 words for wind, or did that slip your mind.

    Could I point out your early post (falsely) accusing me of changin the subject and equating that with losing the argument.

  • Losing your arguments and retreating into intellectual self importance is a sign of your immaturity and lack of life experience.

    Pretending not to understand and continually shifting the topic again belies your inability to understand what an argument is.

    Note that self importance reveals a great insecurity.

    I have no knowledge of your snow story but obviously have confirmed the nuances of indigenous oral language.

    Skepticism in the face of proof reveals you to be a fool.

  • If I have lost this argument, I wish I could lose more in similar style; YOU change the subject when you cannot prove the point.

    Seriously you do not read what I said it is a famous URBAN LEGEND, it is a renowned piece of wrong trivia, and you know it; come on lets talk some more about that...where was the aboriginal elder from, what was the purpose of your visit (You know you are busted there!!)

    I have avoided the personal insults no need in that this case - that is a LIE. Admit it.

  • Outlandish u still there sweet heart?4sakin your right.Most Germans/french here cant all speak English and still use their native language (NOT ENGLISH)so outlandish what you gonna fabricate now??that they are nt french/Germans that they a Chinese??hahahah

  • davey he/she was backing you up mate, but you reinforce my point don't you; you are in a non English speaking country and you haven't learnt the languages; what I said to you in French and German, was so simple, with 4 weeks exposure and a brain you should have been able to understand it.

  • It is no lie. A beautiful woman an Arrente custodian three weeks ago explained to me over 300 odd words for wind.

    Of course you wouldn't find such a thing in your written world. Xenophobic caucasians resent and ignore higher levels of intelligence.

    How sad for you.

  • You talk about English in decline it is so sad but that Aboriginal language has lost 80 words in the last 30 mins....is anything being done to stop that?

    Or are you going to do anything to stop yourself looking so mendatious.

  • Now your unable to comprehend the very nuances of the comments written here, and yet boast intellectual linguistic superiority.

    The fact remains you are lost on this one and grasping at straws.

  • And you'll have some examples of that won't you? (see changing subject losing the argument)

    An explanation for the sudden drop from 380 to 300 odd? Funny 380 is nice round number easy to remember, it is funny you forgot that.

    In future stick to the 200 types of snow, see changinging the story has confused you.

  • outlandish.Could you teach me Barcelona as well as you now live there and have deserted overnight your pride of joy ENGLAND!Is your wife still at the same place??(YYUUMMYY)

  • I am a woman you fool how has I got a wife, you are so low rent

  • "Over 300 words" means more than. Over has never meant equal to. Your poor grasp of English is showing,and yet you demand grammatical excellence from others.

    Completely lost, you retreat into trying to discredit through confusion.

    It seems your intellectual highground is lost.

    What now? Your going to tell us your never wrong.

    A wiseman can learn from a fool, but a fool can learn from no one.

  • English isnt even my 3rd but I am better at it than you: you said '300 odd' after originally saying 380; 380 would have better been described as 400 odd surely.

    It is funny how the tone of your messages has changed now that you have been caught out, sure sign of lying that the story changes.

    Come on give me some examples of where I am losing, you can't even quote yourself!!

  • Once again retreating to self important intellectual condescension. You'll do anything to dismiss contrary evidence including semantic self confusion. You reprimand davey for a patronising tone as a sign of losing yet offer little more.

    You lost before you started.

  • No I quoted you: you said '380', then '300 odd' and then you say you said 'over 300' reread the posts.

    You are so feeble, just look back at the posts, and then appologise.

    There is no way anyone could speak to you without patronising, you change you lie, misquote your lie and then come up with this feeble ranting.

  • You quoted to a philologist the most famous urban legend/piece of nonsense in the field, and now you do not seem to be able to offer anything more.

  • I really don't care for your urban myths, if my experience confirms something that's previously been documented, then it obviously raises questions about the myth status and your obsession to discredit.

    It's obvious your a lying your way out of this.

    If lying and disinformation are the only way you can save face then i'm leaving you to be played with by the children (anyways the Melbourne Cups on).

    Linguistics professor my arse.

  • My word you are carrying on with that; I am not saying I think you are lying, I am sayin I KNOW, I am sat at a machine that has access to a lexicon of all the worlds languages, and statistics thereof; Look it up google 200 types of snow, but I know you don't have to because that is where you got your story from.

    Otherwise how come you changed the number, it was a key point you made and you lauded it as a wonderful experience, and then you forgot a simple number. And who said proffessor?

  • The race that stops a nation hey?

    Does your machine contain the Arrente languages of the Central Desert? Placing faith in a machine over a culture 60,000 years old shows us your Euro-centric arrogance again.

    Then again your history barely started 2000 years ago.

    You're barely qualified to be speaking on here.

  • Oh be quiet..come on admit the lie and then we can carry on, and like I say to the rest of them stop the insults and petty names, that just undermines your already flimsy position.

    You seem to think our history started when we started writing, that is euro centric, what about the millenia before that when we were illeterate like you?

  • Look at tat misspelling illiterate of all things!! I should award myself an NZ medal!

  • I have also had more life experience than you and probably more than most people would want (if you knew anything you would know what I meant by that, I guess not though)

    You know/think/accept I am in a uni department, I am smarter that you and better able to express it, I have told you I enjoy playing with you kids; may I ask why you are still plugging away....davey is only 16 he has an excuse...Honestly, do you think you are up to the challenge?

  • yes outlandish.your been to Switzerland just like your living now in Barcelona???hahahah.yes im 16 but your wife didn;t seem to mind at all.Actually she said i had alot more experience then you outland!!hahahah

  • oh davey.Dont lie.she said that i had more EXPERIENCE then both of yous.Sorry outlandish i guess i am victorious.

  • And also as I said the celts were a civilised people, they could write, and use metal, built roads and stone buildings they lived in towns, none of which the Maoris did, did you learn your history in the 1850s?

  • And outlandish.What makes you think im Maori?Mate yes like England they have the Dark!!YES Dark colored Poms.And you have other ethnics that a born or live in pompom land???You go on about English.Her in Switzerland..yes..a lot of them dont speak or cant speak English.come on now if ur that intelligent u would know.

  • I lived in Swtzerland for 3 years;You must seem like a real bright spark in a country where everyone speaks 3 languages and you can't even manage English!! Did it ever occur to you to learn the strange noises that those around you are making....and you call others stupid, you are such great fun you should be on TV watched by millions...again priceless...utterly priceless

  • Now your really full of it.Not many swiz people can speak English?Like i said before i could speak 3 languages as well.I bet the only language u know is English of course.Cause you have never been any where else.Oh sorry thats right your in Barcelona now??? hahaha

  • You are the slowest of all of them, even Davey outshines you, your still reasonable value though....look back throught the posts I have mocked these losers in 6 . Language is a political issue in Switzerland and he will be seen as the ignorant fool he is, if he does not learn, how long does it take to learn passable German and French 2 -3 months when surrounded by it?? And...err... yes you said you could speak 3 languages and I said cants (look it up) do not count as languages.

  • outlandish.LOL.Now your reverting to German,French?wasn't the Argument swiz people not all speaking English??Yes of course you've never lived there.Man ill tell you now.Germans and french also dont all speak english or very little at that? u are funny

  • They do speak English, but not as a First language (none of them) and you will be seen as typical idiot foreigner if you don;t learn their language(s)

    And...err.. reread you post, you said 'i bet you can only speak English' So I offered that as evidence to the contrary.

    And perhaps you should know...the word is 'Swiss' not swiz, and you claim to speak 3 languages I hope you don't include English in that, because I hate to tell you, you don't.

    What on Earth did that post starting 'oh davey' mean?

  • Who said English was my first language?haha yes you should get out a bit more and learn that there a a lot of different nationality's in the world.And not everyone speaks English of course?Who said i could,nt speak their language?Its like you being english but really know nothing about England or anything else otherwise.

  • English, Aromaic or Outer Mongolian, you are still ignorant and stupid, if you live in Switzerland and you cannot speak simple French or German (I'll let you off the Italian)

    And that would be 'not knowing ANYTHING about England';l and I know a lot more than you about English, German and French as established in the last 5 minutes. Did you attend a school or educational establishment, you seem to resent learning in all it's forms.

  • So sweet heart ill teach you my language in 4 months and expect you to be able to write it ll down.Theres one thing knowing the language and actually writing the language?Italian?hey i want to know how to speak Barcelona??lmao

  • davey one day you'll meet a real woman and learn that once you start using diminutives and faux patronising tone, we know we've won; I'll pass that up as I knew already.

    The French and German I wrote was so simple there is no way you would not have been able to read it, and reply (seriously sooo basic); and given yourself away there Italian is an official language of Switzerland.

    4 Months to learn a language, how dumb are you? I could read and write Russian after 2! They do have school in NZ?

  • We can safely say NZ has produced amazing contributions to the world.

    We can say that the Polynesian people were highly civilized, that Austronesian language is not a cant obvious to anyone with basic linguistics and that you are talking yourself in circles.

  • Oh I am sorry, have we moved away from the 380, 300, more than 300, 40,000, 28; I am sorry I don't feel that is resolved.

    I think we need to establish firmly your personal credentials before any further discourse; you proffered that as a piece of evidence, and I ask you withdraw it.

  • yes Ive meet a real woman (your wife).I know your a "woman but not really a woman??"Outland its ok to feel like that its normal part of growing up and knowing who you really are.Weather you live in England aka Barcelona(lmao) or lived in Switzerland.I will move on with your wife and let you find your self.I don't remember saying i spoke Italian nor that i didn;t understand the things u wrote.Did you want me to reply to them? if so ill be happy too.haha come again sweetheart.

  • OUTLANDISH.U A GETTING OWNED.

  • Yeah I have to agree, and with such eloquant arguments such as yours, it isplainly obvious New Zealand is a truely wonderful inttlectual country.

  • outlandish358 stop your fake intellegents and bull as its making you look more of a dumb idiot then u already a.ill leave it to the kids to deal with you.dont bother replying you idiot.

  • ausiwi89 U A GETTING OWNED (Evebn though it makes no sense, I think that's what it takes to win an argument in your world)

    You do win the award for the dumbest from your nation represented here though, and considering your competition, that is quite an achievement!

  • I find you quite pathetic, seizing on my personal experience as the only way to save face.

    I's quite obvious to everyone on here you don't know what your talking about. Have you looked up Arrente on your little machine?

    You really are looking quite feeble right now.

    What next, more intellectual superiority?

    If you had any linguistic knowledge you would know the Austronesian language is not a cant.

    Looking rather foolish now aren't we?

  • Seiing on your personal experience....stop your bleating! 1) you told me about them 2) I know they are not real, I hear that sily story from almost everyone I meet ("Hello £%$^, what do you do?" - "I work with language theory" - "Oh, did you know eskimos (sic) have 200 words for snow?" every damn day nearly!)

    Feeble, isn't that what I called you, I have not heard this kind or 'idiot, no you're an idiot, no you are', since I was about 4; are you happy to have learned a new word?

  • The Arrente people are not real? The Aust. govt. handed back ownership to a non-existant people?

    You are more foolish than you sound. Obvious your little machine is another delusional fabrication or could it be lacking the language groups of Aust. Aboriginals and therefore flawed.

    You fail dismally on that one and your self professed credibilty has been destroyed. Now you've returned to your original ridiculous statements?

  • Got to reply to that again READ my damn post....I corrected your spelling, you love them so much you spelt their name wrong!!! Nice respect Mioew-a-ri, how is my correcting your mis-spelling (repeated 3 times now so not a typo) saying they do not exist, once again you have failed to read what I said.

    Now re-read what I said and apologise for the latest in your long catalogue of mistakes, because everyone reading this will see your error, you might as well be the man.

  • Any form of communication that lacks the ability to convey detailed abstract thought (thinking about thinking for example) is a cant, you are from a stoneage culture, the forms of sommunication are likewise primitive.

    No answer to the millenia of western history before the advent of writing? Too advanced for you considering they used metal and you did not manage that?

  • I gotta go now, it is a shame this could have been fun, if you did not come out with that silly story; I will do you a deal, if we speak again I'll forget that, the rest of what you were saying was not too bad, but after that your manner changed and it was a bit circular. You started doing what you accused me of, changing the subject, it spoiled it. I stand by all of what I said so you can use that against me.

    Arrernte has an 'r' between the 'e' and 'n'! They do have a word for snow.

  • Sure, best leave now. No deal, i'm not lying.

    Stop bleating about snow it's irrelevant, and don't lie about snow in the Arrente language.

    You have much to learn, as do we all, goodbye.

  • Arrernte learn to spell it, you love them soo much!

    Yes you are lying, stupid story, can't spell the name, seriously give up, I do not think you are lying I KNOW, it so the oldest dumb tale in the book, google it! Everyone reading this will and they will all know too!

    Do you believe this: I really love the Jermains and they have no word for fluffy. That is how dumb you tale sounds to me, I do not believe it for an atto second.

  • Fabricating self confused discrepenciies. I've met many language groups in Aust. in the last month, am i expected to memorize everything?

    You're a fool, go back to your little machine with your dismissive attitude and leave real experiences to those who are living life to the full.

    Like a woman you'll be back with the last word and more of your uneducated statements.

  • Also what point are you try'n to prove???

    That New Zealanders are less intelligant than other nations- Statistically untrue.

    That we don't speek proper english- Thats true we have adopted our variations of the english language and the way we use it.. All countries do this its one of the things that make us different. If things didn't change we'd stil be speaking old english.

  • i said u hav the intelligence of a four yr old, i take it english is not ure first language

  • You speak of common knowledge yet make ridiculously fallacious statements like "polynesians knew no maths", "the only living people" "NZ has a president".

    Is it any wonder people are laughing at you on here?

  • So he had a knowledge (intricate?nonsense, you write that wiki article yourself? that is funny) you are retracting you claim to have sailed the widest ocean? Or in your amazing world do you take the fact that man originated in Africa and reached Alaska that someone walked it in one go.

    A mongrel language, that has been used to create some of the best books, express the deepest feelings, and is used as a ligua franca across the globe; I agree what a failure! Can I see some 15 C Maori literature?

  • slimmeathead you should read the news more; domestic violence is vastly more common in NZ than it is here, there was a massive surge after they got dumped out of the WRC (well documented), and it is a tradition for polys and micros.

    And anyway, do you think perhaps the appearance of a snivelling traitorous little runt may have had more of an impact of you parents deciding continued breeding was a bad idea?

  • Maoribatalion,I am all in favour of revisionist history, could you point me toward the source that lead you to the conclusion that Ferdinand Megellan was from NZ,I think the Portuguese will want to know urgently they built statues and everything.

    And as for an NZ splitting the quark, that is an amazing feat as to do that would take more energy than has ever existed on Earth.

    Nice to hear you won against the europeans too, it's funny how you all speak English and have a white president though.

  • outlandish its funny your got want u wanted about the great history behind NZ etc?now besides England not beating the ABS in 7 years whilst the reason your still beating on your wife whats history behind England? funny Im NZ born but my family and I still speak our native tongue.3 languages so sorry not eveyones speaks English! loser

  • Ultimate Intimidation, totally awesome

  • i hope they won after all that

  • VIVA LOS ALL BLACK!!!!!!

  • ALL BLACKS 4 ever they are the best!!!!!!!

  • ALLEZ LA FRANCE !!

  • france looked scared lol

  • ahh.bounce of chokers and sheep!maaaaaaaaaaa

  • outlandish358 u need help now; u have to much anger. not all english people r like you. I have meet some in AUS and NZ.they r good people. You are one of the kind. cher bro.

  • omg outlandish? did the rope snap when you tried to hang yourself?

    what an emo lol

  • are all poms like outlandish?

    cause he is one flaming dickhead.

  • I'm ashamed that I share the same nationality as such a spiteful racist(outlandish358). It's the hateful, unfounded ramblings of dickheads like you that cause offense and bring into the question the unregulated freedom of speech that the internet engenders.

    Kill yourself will you.

  • Again I ask give me an example of culture, and no wife beating is only culture in NZ, abhorrent in every other coutry in the world.

    And also maybe tell us somethin you are good at, also rans at the RWC, no boxing champs (Men v men that can't hit the girls), no motoracing, no US football, no soccer, cycling, shooting, sailing (reading, writing)

    All such big men how come you don't win anything? And how come 95% of the world think you are the poor area of Australia?

    NZ = NOTHING

    Maori = even less

  • outlash is getting a little defensive i think??hahaha .Even your own countrymen seem to me going at you?all this crap u go on about really means nothing to nz but ok so your trying to say what??your wife did tell you the truth???

  • Outlandish.Your an embarrassment to England.I am married to a New Zealand Samoan and he is the most respectful man and has their natural body genetics very muscular.Probably unlike most of the English men i know.Your a typical idiot.Go England

  • Have you not heard that a New Zealander is the indy car champion..."Scott Dixon"... Have you heard of the boxer..."David Tua"... Try Searching Some Of Them... And do you see any small woman in the teams that New Zealand play in rugby? NO! all of them are huge men.. but we still manage to be one of the top contenders of the rugby world cup! Come to New Zealand and tell some of the people here what you think....

    Do us all a small favour and KILL YOURSELF!

  • There's many kiwis in the k-1 mix martial arts arena,Lesley vanikolo,Ricky flutey playing for your England rugby team,Bush whackers wrestled in the WWF,Russel crow who stars in Gladiator,Romper stomper u pommys would know!,in your super league teams!,and the team you haven't beaten in 7 years the ABS!! NOW GO KILL YOURSELF AGAIN OUTLAND.

  • Hmmm let's see...

    ... first to: fly, climb the highest mountain, sail the widest ocean, split the smallest particle