And i went down the next mourning to have jam on toast... And i realised i couldn't because me' jam was on the fuckin' MOON in another frickin' GALAXY
Wait, what does the trees have to do with the jam? Like at the end he said he couldnt have jam cause it was burried on the moon but it was only in the ground covered in tar.
@TheWonderboy1999 he also stated he took the forest and plotted it into the moon..at 1:15 "I then coated the WOODS in tart" and then he says"i then DUG up ALL of the woods"
According to the Yogscast Wiki, Simon's Jam is currently orbiting Tatooine. NASA recently discovered Tatooine. Soon that delicious jam will be his once more...
i am from oregon but my family drinks coffee and hates jam on there toast but i hate coffee and love!!! jam on my toast so i could total past for a britsh person also i have a good britsh accent
When Simon said that the moon looked like a snow globe, I was half expecting him to say that a giant hand came out of no where and grabbed the giant snow globe and gave it to somebody as a present and that somebody shook the giant snow globe until all the jam exploded out of the snow globe and shot out so fast that the jars landed back on earth in Brian's house. X) not really.
@brayford321 No, no, no it's " Yo dog, I herd u lik safes so we put a safe in your safe so you can safe while you safe." Fukken kids need to know their memes.
Let me get this straight..simon bought £48.00 worth of Jam..stored it into a cupboard, locked it, stored it in a safe, then a bigger safe then he buried it into the woods.. stored it with tar and cement.. dug up the whole woods, took it into space, blasted the moon and then stored the woods into the center of the moon. filled ti back up knocked it out of orbit then another galaxy so an alien covered it witha diamond/crystal glow.. and now its safe!?
48 jars of jam, a cupboard, a lock, a safe, a bigger safe, a wood, a lot tar and concrete, valuable rocket fuel, half the moon and crystal glow stuff all to make 378,498 people laugh
Uhm...I thought normal people usually ignore trolls...But hey, guess that's hard when EVERYONE'S a troll. Anyhow...This uh...this vid was pretty damn funneh!
@mannaish1 you have got to think after loseing alot of marines taking the islands near the japan the USA to prevent the lose of more american soldiers they nuked japan in my opinion it was selfless and selfish
Hello i just want to get the word out about a relatively new server im hosting its running at the moment bukkit with bigbrother and other such antigrief plugins and a few plugins that add new features to gameplay for example it is possible on this server to become a werewolf a vampire a ghoul a demon a priest or a witchunter as well as others those? wishing to join just have to come in to the server besides this there are a few hidden things player can do like telepads the ip 216.55.143.15:25566
@bobepuhuh first off, i did it for fun i used miss spelling because i thought it would be funny if i did that and u know what i have dislexia YOU JACKASS
@CONORwm03 i can't prove it but i do and if i was in america and had enough money to have a laptop then i probably don't live in an area were literacy is below 75%. and also STOP TROLLING OMG this is youtube people come here to have fun not to fight ok trolls suck so stop FUCKING DOING THIS!!!!!!!
i don't understand are u makeing fun of the U.S.A. or me cuz u know what sure w will belong to china in 50 years and we are debt is taking off like a bottle rocket and our moral value is nothing and we no longer have the best education in the world but u know what we do have NUKES the strongest air force in the world and the best navy.
now if ur making fun of me go ahead ill just stop wrighting back and go on with my life BUT DON"T FUCK WITH US U TIE SIPPIN PUSSY
@unholysanta Lol !!! when has america ever had the best education you fucking twot. and im not british im canadian! plus, its cool that your countries about to be taken over.. but canadas going to be pretty safe up here ;) but btw, about every country has nukes lol..
and i do have dislexia and just cuz we don't have the worlds best eduacation that dose not mean were all dumb asses with terminal autism K we still the talelst and best nation in the WORLD.(well for a little wile longer) k
@unholysanta your a dumbass.. im not being racist.. your not the tallest nation in the world. that makes NO FUCKING SENSE ;) i never said u all had autism, idfk how your interpreting my comments like that
can you get jaffa cakes in america
fishandchips85 1 day ago
@fishandchips85 Just Google "mcvities jaffa cakes america" and look for a site named "britsuperstore". There you go!
Blakealakeley1 1 day ago
who is that guy with the thing on his face
63pita 2 days ago
Screw paying £5 for an extra large bottle of jam I'm going to the fuckin moon
Darkron444 4 days ago
Yeey! I was the 11,111st like XP.
RodaSmash 5 days ago
TO DAS MOON!
Showdow18 1 week ago
my poop is orange
53murphy53 1 week ago
OMG that's so hilarious!
joachimgoold12 1 week ago
lol that was to funny
amawii21 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Dear 130 dislikers,
I will own you noobs
yours sincerely, Chuck Norris.
SuperPepsiProduction 1 week ago
Chocken nuggets ad !?
Hawnzor 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
WOH YOGCAST YOGBOX!
pookie596 2 weeks ago
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pookie596 2 weeks ago
These guys crack me up
InfernoVid 2 weeks ago
now i know where to hide the body
DukeNukemFl 3 weeks ago
What happends when Lewis comes over for breakfast. Lol
CheesieChipLord 3 weeks ago 11
And i went down the next mourning to have jam on toast... And i realised i couldn't because me' jam was on the fuckin' MOON in another frickin' GALAXY
Tappedjellio 3 weeks ago
There go our tides....
ObjectionOnigiri 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2
MEWN!!
jamesviccars 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
am i the only person NOT watching this in a playlist?!
weeklyepicgaming 3 weeks ago
@weeklyepicgaming yes
Howard00Wolowitz 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@Howard00Wolowitz ... god dangit.
weeklyepicgaming 3 weeks ago
that makes...perfect...sense
omegax9547 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2
@TheVideoMenace1 An unoriginal comment complaining about an unoriginal comment.
Hypocrite.
editmangiffard 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
the only way to stop brian blessed
killthemallism 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Alien 1,"WTF is that?"
Alien 2, "Oh well, Bob, you know what to do when a strange this comes into our galaxy, COAT IT WITH DIAMOND SHIT!"
hotdudelet 1 month ago
It's all Simon's fault I've started having a case of Jaffa Cakes imported into the US every couple months.
Roach3091 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
God the music fit this so perfectly
MultiRoflstomp 1 month ago
dont worry simon you gave aliens delicious jam and your viewers are sending you some! were all happy! X3
Nataliek141 1 month ago
"Thank you for saving me Honeydew, but your Jam is in another Galaxy"
ZophaaChan 1 month ago
Wait, what does the trees have to do with the jam? Like at the end he said he couldnt have jam cause it was burried on the moon but it was only in the ground covered in tar.
TheWonderboy1999 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@TheWonderboy1999 he also stated he took the forest and plotted it into the moon..at 1:15 "I then coated the WOODS in tart" and then he says"i then DUG up ALL of the woods"
rookm13 1 month ago
@rookm13 oh i get it, i had to re watch to get it.
TheWonderboy1999 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Moral of the story: don't be over protective, unless it comes to jam.
yazgup 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 49
A man can dream :L
RyuTheDragon66 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
BEST SERVER EVER IS: MC.TREGMINE.INFO JOIN IT!!!
kidoscarTV 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@kidoscarTV best three words ever are: shut up spammer!
DDMGM2 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I shall buy Simon a load of jam for his toast in da moooninnn x3
coolcat2239 1 month ago
According to the Yogscast Wiki, Simon's Jam is currently orbiting Tatooine. NASA recently discovered Tatooine. Soon that delicious jam will be his once more...
wolfbyte3171 1 month ago 3
No matter how many times I watch this, I always laugh my a** off at the ending. XD
Omg, your videos make my day. Keep doing what you do! :D
EpicGamesEpicly 1 month ago
0:56 SAFE CEPTION
bigstupidjellyfish18 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
That is some pretty freaking hard to steal jam...
Kahaien 1 month ago
@Kahaien Challenge accepted...
x82ndODSTx 1 month ago
oh thats mi chance for an top coment!!
TheMKK3 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
i am from oregon but my family drinks coffee and hates jam on there toast but i hate coffee and love!!! jam on my toast so i could total past for a britsh person also i have a good britsh accent
peytonc18 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oh.. So thats where the moon went.
Cheesebonerable 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
The sound on this sounds so weird
DGMRuadeil 1 month ago
ROFL!
FangedBaby99 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
But at least it was safe from Brian Blessed, ahahhahaha
supermatt87 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
for some odd reason i always thought simon lewis and hannah lived together... why did i think that?????
EatSleepRead1 1 month ago
@EatSleepRead1 They do. This recording is from quite a while ago when they didn't.
Derp421 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@EatSleepRead1 This is from quite a while ago, they live together now
PerfectKirby 1 month ago
you can hardly call that an animation
Gool349 1 month ago
simon is brilliant
SecretiveSpyDude 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
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timdog595studios 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
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timdog595studios 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@peskor66 Thumbs up if you said, "Fuck that guy" after reading his comment.
nathan0dts 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im watching pom
Thumbs up if you misred this
peskor66 2 months ago
@peskor66 Sorry, I'm too busy paying attention to funny comments.
ChiChoo29 2 months ago
@peskor66 yes i thought you said misread not misred
HeadHunter1170 1 month ago
Which yogpod was this from?
CptnMoosingle 2 months ago
...
crafter681 2 months ago
Yay.
I am happy to have chosen this nickname years ago now. Lolz.
THEJamgun 2 months ago
I LOVE it
Funny
Comedy and stupid
theconroyman 2 months ago
who the hell puts jam in the cupboard? It's meant for the fridge!
wannabeMLGpro 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@wannabeMLGpro Nah, jam ought to be stored in a cool, dry place. AKA not a fridge.
peanutbuttereggdirt1 2 months ago
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haha
rober13ful 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
My favourite yogpod :D
ShockEntertainmentt 2 months ago
why is my comment still on the top comment section?
Lightking421 2 months ago
@Lightking421 everyone thought it was funny :P
Puppyzwoof 2 months ago
LAWL WHEN HE COMES DOWNSTAIRS HE HAS TURNED INTO LINK
3HAPPYCREEPERS 2 months ago
XDDD LMAO
Flowersim 2 months ago
OMG NASA JUST FOUND SOME JAM ON HT MOON WICH THEY DUG OUT OF THE MOON WITH A SUPER LASER
JakeTheHuman77 3 months ago
rofl
raptora100 3 months ago
When Simon said that the moon looked like a snow globe, I was half expecting him to say that a giant hand came out of no where and grabbed the giant snow globe and gave it to somebody as a present and that somebody shook the giant snow globe until all the jam exploded out of the snow globe and shot out so fast that the jars landed back on earth in Brian's house. X) not really.
mabiniss2 3 months ago 55
my names brian ritchie do I get jam?
SuperMooshrooms 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
What's the music called?
leoanim 3 months ago
@leoanim music
Monkeyboy92037 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
The mewn
PBLero 3 months ago
no he said 48 after 0:47 when the time skipped to 0:49
Singing101Passion 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
They sound a lot more different than what they do now.
SirMudkiplette 3 months ago
i lol'd so hard ROFL!
Nintrozity 3 months ago
Simon sounds odd on this :/
TheGothcast 3 months ago
This is my faviourite animation. I like Simon's story time :)
lozzercs 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
safe within a safe... SAFE-CEPTION
brayford321 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 97
@brayford321 No, no, no it's " Yo dog, I herd u lik safes so we put a safe in your safe so you can safe while you safe." Fukken kids need to know their memes.
CyborgNinja56 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@brayford321 BWOOOOOOOOOMP!
flamezombie1 1 month ago
@brayford321 Unorigonal comment replying to an unorigonal comment COMMENT-CEPTION
TheVideoMenace1 4 weeks ago 2
Who...?
hardyboyz618 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
You'd think someone like Brian Blessed would prefer ham sandwiches...
ConductingMenace 4 months ago
I have watched this 17 times, and I have it on every single electronic device that can hold audio within a 100 ft radius.
PivotalPlatypus 4 months ago
First yogscast video i ever watched :)
thepepper191 4 months ago
omg 48 at o:48
Mw2014wm 4 months ago
@Mw2014wm too late there's a top comment about that already :3
CookieHunterX 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
After seeing some of your youtube vids I want to go get some Jaffa Cakes. Too bad I'm in America. Lol.
logan13260 4 months ago
i dont even see the red dislike thing
MrApple52 4 months ago
oh s***, no jam.
1500 comment!!!
KennethInSpace 4 months ago
@KennethInSpace :O
ThatCatstabber 4 months ago
Let me get this straight..simon bought £48.00 worth of Jam..stored it into a cupboard, locked it, stored it in a safe, then a bigger safe then he buried it into the woods.. stored it with tar and cement.. dug up the whole woods, took it into space, blasted the moon and then stored the woods into the center of the moon. filled ti back up knocked it out of orbit then another galaxy so an alien covered it witha diamond/crystal glow.. and now its safe!?
Azrielx123 4 months ago
wdh simon LOL XD
MagicGamer213 4 months ago
Favourite YogPod part. <3
malonbu 5 months ago
this whole routine needs to be on a t-shirt
claw357x 5 months ago
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ಠ_ರೃ too much win for one internetz
racingwheelchair 5 months ago in playlist Videoklipp som favoritmarkerats av racingwheelchair
I don't really get this video, but since it's made by the yogscast I'm assuming it's awesome in a way:)
RAAFpatguy 5 months ago
@RAAFpatguy It's from their podcast! :D I'm sure in context it makes more sense ;p
octupus6 5 months ago
@octupus6 it doesn't.
stopusingmynamesomg 5 months ago
best... yogpod episode... evar!
Mobeh1 5 months ago
I thought at 2:08, Simon would say "And I then went down the next morning and Brian Blessed was sitting there with 48 empty jam jars"
TrogdorRunner 5 months ago 283
2:23 wow, that guy must be in stitches.
MaxellXallor 5 months ago
WTF Simon omg all that for jAm u fuckin loony lol
pokepetal13 5 months ago
staevan is in a neck brace ahahahahaha!
admiralgumdrops 5 months ago
turns out Brian has a diamond pick, a spaceship, and a treaty with the aleins, so no your jam is not safe
I0wanna0cast0a0spell 6 months ago 7
Astronomers just announced that they have discovered a planet, far away, made of diamond.
Simon wasn't kidding O.o
Noxluz 6 months ago 82
@Noxluz omg think of all the diamond pickaxes and diamond objects we could make! >:D its mine MINE MINE! ITS ALL MINE! *
Tobifanboy 5 months ago
@Noxluz But how come we still have the moon?
GeorgeDaPunk 5 months ago
Hahahahah When Simon was done with his jam on the moon story I thought Lewis was gonna blow up xD
malonbu 6 months ago
SAFE-CEPTION!!
Haha, these are so cute xD
prettypinkcupcakes55 6 months ago 3
@benislikedabomb orly? ima check that out :D
will6578 6 months ago
The shit he does for jam XD
JPWasHur 6 months ago
no jam is safe from Brian Blessed, no matter how far away
DarkLight544 6 months ago
sorry simon but a string is an array of characters. You don't have to say a string of characters its just a string....
NowThatsEntertaining 6 months ago
I'm laughing so hard it hurts! :'D
Arbaz1704 6 months ago
Sometimes I think these guys get high while recording
iKwassy 6 months ago
after I saw this I started eating jam on toast
TheKnightAnakam 6 months ago
Why are the CCs so bad
aleks8271 6 months ago
30411391002568978145261123632368915589107837091034259936957781246466583 is the code, there ya go brian, i worked hard for your jam :)
will6578 6 months ago 8
@will6578 Friend...you have just created the most amazing world seed I have ever seen.
benislikedabomb 6 months ago
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safe in a safe
SAFECEPTION
snozledozle 6 months ago
safe in a safe safeception
snozledozle 6 months ago
Did you notice he said 48 on 0:48
Lightking421 6 months ago 314
@Lightking421 Look carefully. There is no 0.48.
As to the joke. Massive buildup, but worthy payof.
Wirgliusz 6 months ago
@Lightking421 He actually said 48 at 46.
TheBlackOpticFTW 5 months ago
@TheBlackOpticFTW he finished saying 48 on 48
MrBrickhead80 5 months ago
@MrBrickhead80 Well, that's true.
TheBlackOpticFTW 5 months ago
@Lightking421 the 1956 club again!!!!
screen1you 5 months ago
@Lightking421 woah thats amazing :o
agentEE7 5 months ago
@Lightking421 Acually 0:47
Themanwholovesutube 5 months ago
@Themanwholovesutube ACTUALLY he starts saying it at 47 and finishes at 48.
Tylerandskye27 5 months ago
@Lightking421 It's part of the 19:56 Conspiracy!
Fragmonkies 5 months ago
@Lightking421 That's because they are in the 1959 club.
Wolfswift23 4 months ago
@Lightking421
And you have 248 likes :D eh? Alright not exactly 48 but you get the idea
Jamaicobs 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Lightking421 those are closed captions. they weren't correct
JPAchilles 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
That doesn't sound like simon...
kenpound2 6 months ago
@kenpound2 He sounds a little sick, he was coughing...
cobojojo 6 months ago
Well done.
Hannahhooful 6 months ago
It was like a snowglobe but with the MOON inside.
youssarian91 6 months ago
Everything seems normal, but the 48 jars of jam.
Why would you need 48 jars of jam?
>:U
iToxicMochi 6 months ago
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iToxicMochi 6 months ago
how can you not like this video
MrGivdul 6 months ago
Traded my jam to pay off my Fridge taxes
TrisketsCheese 6 months ago
48 jars of jam, a cupboard, a lock, a safe, a bigger safe, a wood, a lot tar and concrete, valuable rocket fuel, half the moon and crystal glow stuff all to make 378,498 people laugh
Crock0kill 6 months ago 4
@Crock0kill It's all improved so that's pretty cool!
StationXXrama 6 months ago
Uhm...I thought normal people usually ignore trolls...But hey, guess that's hard when EVERYONE'S a troll. Anyhow...This uh...this vid was pretty damn funneh!
AlphaynVG 6 months ago
@mannaish1 you have got to think after loseing alot of marines taking the islands near the japan the USA to prevent the lose of more american soldiers they nuked japan in my opinion it was selfless and selfish
EpicGeCkO1232 6 months ago
well back to the topic of simon's jam burrial and off the subject of world wars, lol wow amazing
RockStarNinja25 6 months ago
@mannaish1 The ability to take out the most countries with yours is hardly the 'highest chance of winning'
death2link 6 months ago
@mannaish1 usa did fight in ww1 but they didn't join in the war until like a year (give or take a few months) before the end of the war
theopalsim 6 months ago
@mannaish1 Um okay.
1.Usa wasin wwi
2.Those are a lot of stereotypes there...
Wisemanboy1 6 months ago
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heath273 6 months ago
@mannaish1 What the fuck is that shit?
eatbeavers 6 months ago
i laughted so hard i peeed
2bowlingtmf 6 months ago
Wow Simon is creative!
Yourleader14 6 months ago
As soon as he took the cupboard off the wall i laughed to the end of the video
TheRandomperson808 6 months ago
u and jaffa cakes... dose u inject dem DERECTLY INTO ZE BLOD STREM
unholysanta 6 months ago
@unholysanta Learn to spell.
Or, as much as your brain can handle-
lern tu spal plis
bobepuhuh 6 months ago
@bobepuhuh first off, i did it for fun i used miss spelling because i thought it would be funny if i did that and u know what i have dislexia YOU JACKASS
unholysanta 6 months ago
@unholysanta u don't have dislexia .. shutup
CONORwm03 6 months ago
@CONORwm03 i can't prove it but i do and if i was in america and had enough money to have a laptop then i probably don't live in an area were literacy is below 75%. and also STOP TROLLING OMG this is youtube people come here to have fun not to fight ok trolls suck so stop FUCKING DOING THIS!!!!!!!
unholysanta 6 months ago
@unholysanta i dont live in america dumbass.. but if you did, you wouldnt be able to spell to well, would ya?
CONORwm03 6 months ago
@CONORwm03
i don't understand are u makeing fun of the U.S.A. or me cuz u know what sure w will belong to china in 50 years and we are debt is taking off like a bottle rocket and our moral value is nothing and we no longer have the best education in the world but u know what we do have NUKES the strongest air force in the world and the best navy.
now if ur making fun of me go ahead ill just stop wrighting back and go on with my life BUT DON"T FUCK WITH US U TIE SIPPIN PUSSY
unholysanta 6 months ago
@unholysanta Lol !!! when has america ever had the best education you fucking twot. and im not british im canadian! plus, its cool that your countries about to be taken over.. but canadas going to be pretty safe up here ;) but btw, about every country has nukes lol..
CONORwm03 6 months ago
@CONORwm03
and stop being rasist
and i do have dislexia and just cuz we don't have the worlds best eduacation that dose not mean were all dumb asses with terminal autism K we still the talelst and best nation in the WORLD.(well for a little wile longer) k
unholysanta 6 months ago
@unholysanta your a dumbass.. im not being racist.. your not the tallest nation in the world. that makes NO FUCKING SENSE ;) i never said u all had autism, idfk how your interpreting my comments like that
CONORwm03 6 months ago
@CONORwm03
im saying our averadge hight is pretty big ok
and yes u ar