Attention you medieval patrons, Listen, You see this? This...is my explosion branch! The twelve-gauge double fire Remington. S-mart's most popular item. You can find this in the hunting supply area. That's right, this sweet infant was made in the Grand Rapids of Michigan USA.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
That was freaking hilarious. The transitions where done really well and it worked. I loved how it went from him shooting to her being shot. Also how it was as if he was talking to the grocery guy. Freaking great. :D
Listen up, you religious screw-head... this... is my BOOMSTICK!!!
DesertDragon96 1 month ago
Attention you medieval patrons, Listen, You see this? This...is my explosion branch! The twelve-gauge double fire Remington. S-mart's most popular item. You can find this in the hunting supply area. That's right, this sweet infant was made in the Grand Rapids of Michigan USA.
xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx 2 months ago
Well done, Bruce Campbell.
root5eq2236067977 8 months ago
This is why you should shop smart...Shop S smart...YA GOT THAT?!
toamatoro614 1 year ago
Haha lol
Awesomedude12335 1 year ago
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
CalicoVall 1 year ago
I was kinda expecting the one where he says "Ma'am....I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
PoemcPoe 1 year ago
YAH! WOO HOOO!!!!! YAH! GOD SPEED ASH! GOD F**KEN SPEED! DIE B**CH DIE! YAH HOO!
pyromaniaccorpse 1 year ago
that shit would have been over in a second if ash was there.
theAngryscotman 1 year ago 3
this reminds me of silent hill the movie... both crazy ugly ladyies.
MrAsetianStorm 1 year ago
Groovy. Lol!
Ruler8696 1 year ago
He would have kicked the crazy lady's ass
Sylfira 1 year ago
lady: "you murdered her!"
Ash:"groovy."
sawfan2101 2 years ago 3
Suck's
supersmartie11 2 years ago
Nice little ONE pellet hitting her from THE BOOMSTICK....
wiibox3 2 years ago
Too bad S-Mart wasn't a grocery store, The Mist could have been in it lol!!
malmapus 2 years ago 5
That was freaking hilarious. The transitions where done really well and it worked. I loved how it went from him shooting to her being shot. Also how it was as if he was talking to the grocery guy. Freaking great. :D
bitfreakazoid 2 years ago
lol hell yea
scorpiobitch15 2 years ago
i didnt know that they hid inside of s-mart....lol
RonLovesHorrorPunk 2 years ago
I second the earlier comment that you should've used the part where Ash was in the market
And I was totally expecting you to include:
"This . . . is my BOOM STICK!"
technologysucks 3 years ago
I thought about it but he fired too many shots there. This was one feel more smooth. But hey I might try a second version to see how it works :)
sachoalexander 2 years ago
lol, the shooting was edited together really well.
"You murdered her!"
"Groovy"
xDDD
David999999 3 years ago
LOL
Hell yea *thumbs up.
AcidClouds 2 years ago
dude im glad that insane lady's dead.
charliemule 3 years ago
"You murdered her!!"
"Groovy."
YlrucApmarg 3 years ago
XD
Ash would have surely kicked some serious ass in "The Mist" XDD
RFCHTO 3 years ago
fake
012299monique 3 years ago
LOL
diveinme 3 years ago
aw brilliant i was just thinking this with th last vid lethel cant belive some1 made it excelent
Dwnofthded 3 years ago
OMG that was great!!!
Allydog2007 3 years ago
it would have been better if you took the scene when Ash was in the Market at the end of Army of Darkness...
SewerGhoul 3 years ago
Haha SWEET!
xxDoomyBleedsxx 3 years ago
AWESOME!!
AcultKings 3 years ago