Artie Lange at Woodstock 94

[jorgenmac]

I love Artie's references. And that 7-up bottle had vodka in it, he says.

"Can I buy some pot from you?" - Animal House

"This weekend is about peace, love and five dollar chicken sandwiches" - Intro to "Thunder Road" at the Capitol Theatre, Passaic, NJ. 19-09-1978

[riffz0r]

artie loves pancakes!

[esskay420]

your swelling up as i talk to u lol

[RespectProcess]

back when artie wasnt funny at all

[riffz0r]

@RespectProcess gg to you for not getting the reference

[RespectProcess]

@riffz0r because making a reference is never corny or a reach

[jhatt25]

check out the sniff at 0:25 i dont think thats allergies!!!

[CoolerKing37]

Wasn't this the Woodstock with all the fire and rapes?

[JonLeibow]

@CoolerKing37 That was '99, the last one.

[vfgjhj]

He looks like Charlie Sheen here.

[sehoujay]

Artie reminds me of the guy in high school who was popular even though he was a "loser". If he would do and say the right things, he would be the prom " King" hence Howard Stern. Howard Stern is very anal, always on time, strong work ethic, go to bed early ext. His buddy Artie has the same talent as Howard but different values, or in his case NO values whatsoever.

[vcsniper556]

is that dylan mcdermott in the orange hat?

[crapfacemyers]

he looks and sounds like charlie sheen!

[plofus]

Hope Artie is doing well.

[bovjer]

this is so typical!

artie almost die, and everyone is watching this! love you artie!

best comedian ever lived!!!

cheers from norway, cant wait till you get better!!

[SparksDrinker]

@bovjer . i think artie is funny, but "best comedian ever lived" is a little strong.

[mapezaid]

we miss you artie

[foodiedave]

that guy with the back hair finally contributed something meaningful to society...way to go, sir. you are a true hero and a patriot

[fronczek123]

gosh 94 looks so so trashy. lmao and almost 80's ugghh glad i didnt have nut hair back then lame ass times.

[rustyjonesjr]

@fronczek123 thats what the next generation is ganna say about now, someday!

[effthedodgers]

nice hack joke artie.

[drunkenstooge]

Is that the bad cop?

[Vince70]

If you can get a $100,000 guarantee for one night at Carnegie Hall and sell it out you just became high class and you most certainly are funny. And don't pretend to be more outraged than you really are by the black material. White guilt is so '90s...and so irrelevant!

[bastymanguy]

Hey stupid, people aren't dying to over spend on tickets for Artie Lange. His comedy is weak and he needs to raise his voice to make a joke. Who cares if I put "blacks" in caps, gosh. He is just a crowd pleaser, yells out "fiyah" and riles up the crowd, hope you dont consider that "funny". All he makes is insults, ya man so hilarious to make ethnic jokes, never heard them before... he doesn't appeal to an intelligent crowd, that's obvious...

[NeoNoggie]

And you're watching his videos so shut the fuck up.

[joeytrimble]

this dude got a deal to perform at carnegie .. a concert place that wont even allow a dog like you to step foot in the front door

[bastymanguy]

What a surprise Artie still not funny now as he was back then with a lame attempt of making a joke. All he can do is make insults and likes to put down BLACKS when the opportunity is there. Low class person, simply.

[imblahhblahh]

why did you put blacks in capital letters?he makes fun of jews and queers too

[BOAD10100]

@bastymanguy do u EVER shut the fuck up? DONT. WATCH. HIS. VIDEOS. THEN. now thats simple u fucking d bag.

[sheikybaby1]

he looks like roger federer

[jthedr]

LOOK AT ME, I TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME, I'M SMARTER THAN GARY THE RETARD WEEEEEEEEE! now i type in lc weeeee!

[NAURIS707]

ARTIE SEEMED CRAZY & ANNOYING JUST AS HE IS NOW.HES SOMEWHAT BETTER THAN JACKIE BUT HES ALWAYS HAS A STORY TO TELL AND THAT SHIT GETS OLD.SOMETIMES HELL START IN ON ONE OF HIS STORIES AND ROBIN AND HOWARD GET VERY SILENT.YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION.ARTIE IS JUST ONE OF THE REASONS HOWARD WILL BE LEAVING IN A YEAR 1/2(SAL DOESNT HELP.THE HOWARD STERN SHOW IS DONE.LISTEN TO THE SHOW AND YOU KNOW HOWARD IS JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS.i can listen to howard 4 free and i havent heard his show inweeks

[G0bbleMyG00]

nice caps stupid fuck.

[NAURIS707]

THANKS

[Matisdan]

Your Stupid!

[CheapRobot]

artie was the lost sheen brother back in the day.

[s0undtribe]

artie is finally coming around now in June 2009

[subzeromind]

Looks like that brown acid is some potent stuff.

[happykilojoule]

peace, love and five dollar chicken sandwiches!! and ten dollar bottles of water

[mickbynes]

I never saw this footage of Artie! Awesome!

[toco1]

I love ya Artie. It sucks watching you slowly kill yourself.

[Hounsfield]

I wish Artie was still like this today on the Stern Show. A guy who just tries to make jokes instead of a guy who tells us how bad his life is. He lives in a mansion and he's rich. But his life sucks. Yeah ok Artie.

[thedivys]

i actually think arty is cooler now. he looks like a geek when he's not a fat slob

[ScrewAttackChina]

first 10 seconds of artie reminds me of charlie sheen

[moodyjenny86]

Holy shit...YOUNG artie! About 27...although it's clear he was always big he was a cutie!!!

[ArtieLangeLovesFags]

obviously every comment below mine is stupid, really stupid. or no? alot of stupid people cum here, hah? no? yes? :)

[jogga123]

Lol,you're name is ridiculous,and the cum you are referring to is spelled as come.

[RemohONE]

but you know!

[user203]

Artie definitely turned on the showmanship for the camera, those goofy lookin meth heads he was with kept interrupting him though lol.

Artie was on a roll in this video, no doubt.

He also wasn't as hideously ugly as I remembered from MadTV...he didn't exactly look like "George Clooney" like his mom says, but yeh he was almost Charlie Sheen...

And what the fuck was that thing smiling in the tent at the beginning of the video..man, woman..either way redneck ugly. : )

[gpwitme]

He's the same weight in this clip as he was on Mad tv retard.

[rickvice90]

I heard he was doing a lot of coke then. Maybe that's why he was so much smaller.

[txwhite]

Holy Shit Artie has let himself go in 14 years !!

[cordb]

atleast this woodstock was a slight success hah..and Artie is awesome...majin all the free tail he'd get if he still weighed that much

[weepingson]

shit dude he looks like charlie sheen.

[swassontelus]

American humour is 'oh my God, so...' not funny

[EchoCannon89]

why are you watching this then you moron?

[rockotica]

oh r u those his dirtbag piece of shit wanna be funny cant get a job always trying to borrow money jersey racist friends we always hear so much about????

[riffz0r]

But yaknow!

[riffz0r]

Fi dollar chicken sandwiches.

[BlackpeopleLOL]

lol fuckin hippie.

[Maafa1619]

Was Artie ever not fat?

[warghost]

man artie is a G U I D O

[VaughnErickson]

Its obvious that he's the funny one of the group. its natural. the other guys are forcing it.

[JDLombardi]

He looks too fat to fish.

[mekimmisue]

Wow....a baby, Baby Gorilla! Cute little Jersey Wop he was back then. Love Artie!! :)

[ztv]

1994?!

[badabingmike]

it was the 25 anniversary of Woodstock

[soconnor889]

Hello Ice cream, having a good time in there, running around?

[josephkrolikowski]

Too bad he let himself go......

[kennytheworm]

i saw him there, too. he had a homemade pepper and egg sandwich in his front pocket. noice.

[staff72]

Skinny Man......... Baby Gorilla...

[druha10304]

which ones artie?

[PhuckHue2]

look at you..why don't you just get a horse and live in the mountains and don't bother anybody

[BrianC974]

hahaha, fuckin baby gorilla

[bigbucketsofboosh]

@PhuckHue2 dirty work was great

[theBigTakeover]

5 dollar chicken sandwiches?

Damn that's a good deal nowadays.

[DominicMetal1979]

He was hanging out with pieces of sh*t back then too, apparently.

[jvc107]

you baby gorilla

[riffz0r]

HELLO DUM-DUM!

[Dibrini]

Someone show this video to that fast bastard, for the love of god!

[babyturtlex]

fast

[ivriliderforever17]

artie u r so gross, and a cry baby waaaaaa, u hate urself, u eat everything in sight, u snort coke,heroin and other shit and u like to talk shit about other ppl but dare not other ppl talk about u cuz they hurt ur delicate sensibilities waaaaaaaaaaaa

[circadude182]

artie is a fake, I thought he was a big tough jersey boy, those guys hes hanging out with seem like two bros he would be making fun of today

[billiardjay]

Waaaaah! I got a cigarette stuck in my nose.  Waaaah!

[lexcorona85]

Arty Lange, we salute you.

[knuckleupjonez]

dude, i sat here and thought..

this is so weird.

so then i said.

"dude, this is so weird"

like his friends are funny too - its like there mineature arties that are acteres also at a young age...its fucking great. i love it. thank you for putting this on - true fans will search this out and see wha the show was talkking about. p.s. i relize i spelled everything wrong - i thought it made it funnier since artie is a dummy.

thanks.

i mean it - you rock for the video my friend.

fafa fo hai

[tp316]

fukin artie ur the shit lol brown acid lol