Spitting AIN'T Cute!

[TickleMyLovebugg]

Looogy!

[poweradeaddict997]

lololol omg, DYING xD

[dog14182]

Funny :)

[stinkytofuuu8D]

MHHHHHMMM PAAAA >:D

[lollipop5168]

brown geen yellow dukey



[bubbleify9087]

Shit had me rolling.!

[CosmicEggplant]

dying. i'm dying.

[ArieeJuniorx33]

sweat is cutee ? well i guess soo

[MEbeingME4ME]

lmfao!!!!!!! on 1:03 when he said ok bitch you wanna put jazz hands to it mmm paaaa

[ieatramenwifchopstik]

"okay, bitch, you either gonna spit that shit OUT or swallow IT!" ... did anyone else notice him holding the plastic toy knife xD

hahahaha i'm guessing he ain't afraid to cut a bitch

[RiceAndNoodles12321]

"Have you noticed that anything that comes out of yo body ain't cute? Pee ain't cute, shit ain't cute, boogers ain't cute, sweat.... well.... kinda sexy but not cute!!!!!!!" xDDD

[ISk39567]

MMMMMPAAAA!!!

[WafflesandCiderXD]

paaaa 1:00



[tiffanydelvalle]

1:50 - 2:08

x'D Not gunna lie I pissed myself

[shamrocktheshamrock]

Lmfao

[teh9mining9GEEK]

1:35 best part

[lisa077890]

lmfaolmfaolmfao

[candycane10792]

SMILEEE!!

That had me dieinggg

[alwayswhisperlove]

i had to pause this video multiple times just because i was dying of laughter. oh my god i love you, luan.♥

[script3loqu3nce]

"Have you realised that anything that comes outta your body is not cute?"

umm , i think cum is hot. <3

[IHateBoyz13]

This Shit is Funny As Hell! Love him

[PurplebaconASAP]

i died laughing when he tried to sneeze cute

[vavakarina]

the sneeze....

[4evaBigBangLover]

Bwah haha too funny !

[butterchicken4life]

LMAO DYING AT UR EXPRESSSIONS IN THIS ONE

[SuperBlogTV]

i sneeze into a tissue or m my hand and then i wash my hand

[ricefarmer88]

once this video started it was already added to my favorites. #luansfasttalks

[BlakkkJeans]

"the derivative of the vagina is-

*SNIFF*

... the derivative of the vagina is-

*SNIFF*

OKAY... THE DERIVATIVE OF THE VA-

*SNIFF*

Okay, bitch, you either gonna spit it out or swallow it!"

i peed myself.

[BlakkkJeans]

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARJBGREHGERIOH­GEIOHER;LERGGRKLEREAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA!

now tell me, how is that fucking cute?

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHDEWHUOGEWOYGWUYEKIGYGAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[EscapingRain2]

LMFAO

[mariahluvsya13]

Omggg u r freaking filarious lol hhaaahaaaa

[fawkjenny]

For reals !

[youhotmess123]

lmfao DAMNNN bitch well put some jazz hands in it !

[MzCheshireKat]

luan this color of your hair, it's YOUR color lol you need to wear it more often

[youhotmess123]

LFAOOOOOOO you said bitchhhh you gonna swollow it or spit it out !

[silv3rst3in0]

The derivative of the vagina is . . .

[TerasXertas]

MMM PAH!!! LOL THE SNEEZE!!

[barbaric37]

derivative of the vagina HAHAHAHHA

[314Midnight]

i swear on every thing people at my school be gettin up evry 5 sc. just do spit and they do the whole hakin and all that shit...

[ilovecheerleadingME]

I can't even watch this video without even getting trouble in class for laughing so loud! LMAO!

[Stephanie96Lynn]

I think your cute all the time

[bubblebaybieful]

HATE IT EVERYTIME I SEE SOMEONE SPIT I EITHER SAY EWWW OR YOUR NASTY I HATE THAT

[314Midnight]

Dr.phil needs 2 be repaced by luan...

[chandlymen]

LMAOOO MANN Nice vid xDDDDDDDD

[Hatseflats89]

I love this video hahaha

[chandlymen]

@Hatseflats89 ^_^ Speel je nog ps3?????

[fabulousitymusic]

I'm going through a really bad rough patch with my boyfriend right now .. so I look up Luan & it's like therapy <3

[arronchuefengyang]

i know what u mean! damn i can't stand it either!

[09BarbieeXx]

Man thats this girl in this class but she's not sick she does it for I dont know she does it ever where she goes and doesn't cover her mouth it's gross!

[Zeldaxlovexd64]

U wanna add some jazz hands to dat?! LMAO

[Floe239]

I spit all the time. I have no regretss.

[watchmakeuptips]

HAHA. I love you.

[PhotobucketSnoop]

I be reading my questions, okay the derivative of the vagina is *sniff* LOL

[SwaqqMast3R]

Is it just me, or was he holding a knife........

[spaghettilover100]

My mom dosent let me miss school. One time i woke up in the middle of the night and puked on the floor. And it was A LOT too. Like everything i ate that day. Guess who had to go to school a few hours later -___-

[MegannManiacal]

COMPLETELY AGREE. Spitting is my one and only pet peeve. Cause it's fucking gross. And you don't need to do it.

[MissRoyalT1183]

i laughed on 1:25 and settled down at 1:35 and then laughed at 1:37 then couldnt breath through the rest of the video and had tears

[yessenianavarro07]

I hate when guys be doing that shit in front of you and still try talk to you after..... that's just fuckin disgusting!!

[Renata910]

I died when you smiled while sneezing omfg

[pianojamcake]

OMG what did you even say at the beginning of the video?

[bubblegumkisses909]

Ur so cute n funny!!!

[marisa62398]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winterify]

AHHHPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! **Jazz hands**

[multibri13]

O.K. bitch wanna add some jass hands to that :D

[leetcruelean]

"The derivative of the vagina is..." I die laughing!

[xHaniffax]

Life is about being CUTE.

[jayjay012299]

LMFAO



[ChibiiAznn]

"Ok bitch. you either gonna spit that shit out or you gon swallow it..."

LMAO. He was holding a plastic knife. x)

[wilsonfamily16]

Arent babies cute?

[iLOVEwrestling360]

JAZZ HANDS! split-second smile...i looove tht...

[Bamb0009]

AHAHAHAH the smile while sneezing is so kute

[kathysimba]

Haha ive watched all your videos in 1 day & this is my fav one frkn love it :D

[hardballete1]

"mmm PAHHH!"

[msquita2000]

he tlking bout cute he need to look at his self dam like forreal do so U.-G.-L.-Y(LOL)

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

werd thats why im staying home tomorrow

[anaornelas760]

omg!!!! luan yur so funny hahah this is one of my fav videos of u hahah!!

[TheDreamykiwi]

damn bitch u want to put some jazz hands into it !! lol tht waz funny

[emptyd3pth]

I'm surprised that neither of the top comments are about the derivative of a vagina. xD

[misspatrick67]

Haha u right bitch

[crunkcymbals09]

The derivative of the vagina (sniff) LOL

[MrNewyen1]

sometimes, girls are cute when they sneeze...or babies! :P

[DayummO]

HMMMPAAAAAAHH

[limelocker]

JAZZZ HANDS!

[NV6162]

Lol, that's exactly how my friends sneeze- jazz hands and everything.



[BlacksFriendB]

alot of people on you tube need to listen to this rofl.they spit while theyre talking on their vids and dont EVEN edit it out gahhhhhhh. ray...talkin to you dude

[WeeWorldCeceFran]

I've been wtac hing Luan's videos all day, he's pulled me .! ;] He's soooo funny with that knife x]

[Tatiana0163]

I wonder why I agree with Luan in most of his videos,

idk I just love watching him

[Bullet2770]

@Tatiana0163 Most?

[Tatiana0163]

@Bullet2770

Lol sorry, I really meant all of his videos xD

[Bullet2770]

@Tatiana0163 Good. If not then Luan would get his slicer...

[ImThatChick098]

Who else Thinks the ... Aint cute Is Like a Song

[CadetLeeee]

I honestly can NOT stop laughing when I watch this !

[CadetLeeee]

I LOVE this video , my favorite one out of all !

[monosaccharides]

"Peeing ain't cute. Shit ain't cute. Mucus ain't cute. Sweat.. (pause) kinda sexy but still not cute." LOL

[DejahplsBucky123]

Brown,Green,Yellow,Dookie.

I Don't Care Who you Are For The 5 Seconds You Are Sneezing,You Are One Ugly Ass Motherfucker! Lmfaooo

[wootwoot1216]

Life is about being cutee.

I guess I fail miserably. haha

[TheBelugaLover]

1:26 - 1:30 .....i saw a cute face :P

[UtsukushiiRan]

I love you! <3

[Lovepolkadots43]

Agreed. Nasty men be thinking that's attractive. I don't want to see that shit! Go take your nasty self to the bathroom and get a tissue. Otherwise, swallow it bitch. I don't wanna see that.

[AShleyRachelCharmers]

Jazz handzz!!lol

Luvv dhiss^.^

[SexyVolleyballGurl99]

LMMFAO!!!!!

[turtleridermx]

Omg this is Soooo funny

[247durlal]

Hahaha

[jamedeb1926]

Im cracking my ass off

[Megaprettyprincess98]

laughing so loud might get kicked out of the school! <_<

[MsTEAMJACOB77]

brown,green.yellow,DUKIE

[iPh0neADDicT]

i sneez into my shirt 2 ye

[polocute24]

Lol

[789babyelmo]

lol i just got kicked out of class cuz im loln out loud in class...lmao so now im watchin yu in da hall was loln

[jiggyy7]

you are hilarious!!

[PurpleMunkey121]

Mmmpahhhhh! xDD

Ohgod Luan i Love you! x) You literally got me on the floor when i watch this! xD

[idkanymoree]

what fuckin fag.Trying to act black.Smh stupid ass!

[Idia143MB]

@idkanymoree blacks dont own the right to be ghetto. i mean if luan wants to be a pimp let him cause he got people rotfl

[ARASHILOVESMEXD]

@idkanymoree Piss Off!!!

He Can Do What Eveh!! No Needa Judge. Fuck God Damn...People These Days Always Wanna Judge!

Well At Least He Fucking Suits The Damn Ghetto Black Voice Dx

[savanna1218]

0:58-1:04

LMFAO. 

[TheKyazsha]

LOL! Bitch you betta go spit dat shit out or swallow it xDDD

[FluffersTheFirst]

So awesome

[55crystall]

"oh ok bitch WHAT!!!"... funny as hell i love u luan

[SitaClaws]

haha love the derivative of the vagina, and the ending :PP

[woahCxDuel]

I LOVE YOUR TOY KNIFE!!! xD It's so threatening!

[MrKidcola1]

this is funny pause at 1:28

[singelgirl123]

dis nigga is sooooooo mutha fuckin funny like forreal he was fuckin like.....ok bitch u either gunna spit tht shit out or ur gunna swallow it....i was dyinnn i was watchin dis n all my lcasses...the classs was dying like forrealzz

[fUnKeYmOnKeY9090]

i can't sneeze in front of people. it grosses me out. and then its sooooo loud then everyone looks at me.

[TheSteph1999]

I've been watching you since like 8 months ago & I just now subbed. -.- I'm so dumb lmao.

[Ch33kyy1]

At times u sound abit like timothy delaghetto

:)

[BrandiRaeexD]

Ok well dayumm bitch lmfaoo ^.^ love this guy !

[tahveeylovesdj]

YOUR VIDEOS BE TOO HILARIOUS !! :)

[Baileygilbert1998]

Like dayumm bitch wanna add some jazz hands to itt . Aha

[SkittesLovers]

hahah you is funnyy

[sushinaaah]

THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Ms2cut4u]

The derivative of the vagina is . Lmfao !

[prodeje214]

mmmmPAAAAAAHH!!

[BeholdQueenEsther]

babies are cute....

[hanhakyung100]

hahahhhhahah calm down lol ur gonna have a heart attack lol

[RaveenBabby06]

i love him (:

[jonasbrotherslols]

Cute face: 1:27 :)

[SiiMPLiiEME1]

OHEMGEE

Ur Smucking Funnie,,, 2 Funie XDD

[princesstag1]

luan i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu xx

[3000purplestar]

omg u r funyy as ever n i hate when ppl do that lik they sniff its lik u gud u want sum more crak or its when they cough its lik do u need some recola for that its juss lik mmm

[princesstag1]

mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[princesstag1]

omg luan i love you u are the best.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ur so funny

[Becky2o4]

Your to funny!

[TaylorTheTiger07]

Omg... Marry me!! :D

[Royal4lyf99]

Life is about being cute. wen u wake up, u gotta b kute. wen u go out, u gotta b kute. wen u take pictures u gotta b kute. wen ur sick, u definitly aint kute and u need 2 stay dat ass da fuk home. Okay??!!

[Royal4lyf99]

Nobody wanna step on da damn LOOOOOGII u jus spit on da pavement. dat shit Aint KUTE

[misskatie198]

OMFG. i. love. his. hair. :O

[RayRaysOfficialwifey]

Brown, Green, Yellow Doukie LMFAOO

[tzsinger5]

LIFE! is about being cute.......

[Vantica101]

1:37 is soooo comedy haha his face...haha love ya luan!!:)

[NYCHOMEY1]

I didn't know "dookie" was a color ROFL Love you Luan. <3

[Royal4lyf99]

He's better than kingsley

[123elisamarie]

Lololol , your just like kingsley 

[kay5303]

he so right thow thatz sh*t is just sooo freakin nasty

[AnotherScaryDream]

"Okay, bitch. You either gonna spit that shit out, or you gonna swallow it. Because I ain't gon' have none of this this." I was waiting for him to get Slicer on the phone with his spatula.. c:

[AcceptandScorpions]

"SWEAT... Kinda sexy but still not cute!" LOLOL xD

[blahblah4149]

OMFG WHEN I WAS TAKING A QUIZ THAT YOU HAD TO READ A STORY FIRST. WHILE WE WERE READING THIS BITCH KEPT ON CLICKING HER PEN AND MAKING SQUEAKY NOISES WITH HER SHOES!! AND I WAS LIKE BITCH!! AND I GOT A FUCKING C ON THAT QUIZ!! BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[blahblah4149]

OMFG 1:27 - 1:40 I WAS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

[blahblah4149]

BROWN, GREEN, YELLOW, DOOKIE, OMG LOL

[Squidney91]

My gosh Luan always makes my day! Good laughs :)

[TheDaisyDoll]

Oh gee my stomach hurts from laughing soo much! Ive been watching ur videos all day ur soo funny and real gatta love.u! Hahahahaha @ that fake knife! :p

[elpajaritoloco123]

he always has the little playdough nife lmao

[sweetiepie7777777]

*sniff.. sniff*

[MsHamarneh]

1:24 to 1:40 I'm literally laughing my ass off!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

[margay1015]

i was laughin soo hard my family stares @ me while im on the computer now making sure i dont explode laughing again Luan ur like the funniest youtube person... :)

[lovelyhumpty]

you remind me of temaya/quadir

[brittanylindo]

Lmfaoo. The derivative of the vagina.

[ilovemybestfriend19]

you need to stay that ass the fuck home .

lmfao, i swear i feel awkard sitting hear laughing so f'ing hard my self but idc cus this dude funny as hell(:

[BDSTlover]

1:26 hahahahahaha

[millivic14]

this is toooo funny! lmfaoo!