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  • who thinks 'Slapupchrist' and 'twooffour should get married???

  • BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!

  • BACK

  • Croissant Club sandwich...

  • ...

  • This could almost could have come out some kind of dystopian Twin Peaks...oh God...

  • I love this scene. Epic whining. So much cheese.

  • 3 people didn't get a $10,000 hooker.

  • I totally agree with this video :)

  • the actress must be thinking how shit this guy is, and walking off the set pissing herself laughing man keanu is a painfully shit actor

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE! Keanu Reeves, Ice-T, Henry Rollins, Udo Kier, Dolph Lundgren, and Vic Romano from MXC all in one movie!

  • @SomeDumbKid1 Never forget to mention Takeshi Kitano.

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  • i cant wait until he does the next bill and ted

  • Give this man some ROOM SERVICE!!!

  • KEANU SMASH!

  • wow, this is deep

  • i want a $10,000 a night hooker shit!

  • I want Keanu Reeves to emote!! I want him to make me believe in his character!! I want him to show me he's actually learned his craft after 25 years. I want Keanu Reeves to ACT!!

    ::Yoda floats over to me:: You ask the impossible.

  • @tylerdurden3891 C'mon! He can still resort to movies where his role demands wearing sun-glasses and saying hardly anything or he could star in a biography of Nicolas Cage!

  • @lilbrothaaa who the hell would watch and biography on nicolas cage!?

  • 3 people didn't get room service.

  • I worked on this movie and this was my step daughter's favorite scene. Keanu showed up!

  • The BEEEES!! THE BEEEEEES

  • @iamjason How HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

  • i GOT BURNED SKINNYDIPPING IN A CLASSIFIED POOL. SO AWESOME. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO SUE THE HOTEL zulu CHARLIE FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT.

  • Whoa

  • 3 people will forever be trapped in the Matrix

  • LISTEN!!! This is legendary shit right here. He was good even when he was bad; he's like Charlton Heston or something lol

  • @ChurchOfMe93 That's only possible when magnificent acting meets congenial writing!

  • to everyone going oh he is this guy or that guy go suck a dick. also to everyone going this is shit go frak yourself. this is pure frustration at its core. he is so pissed he doesn't know where to place the frakking blame

  • Love this speech! Kudos to the writing team!! :-)

  • Best. Scene. Ever

  • What... the... fuck ?

    What did I just watch?

  • Put on Transcribe Audio.

    RODENTS ARE BADASS

  • @ThatGuyWhoLeaksStuff LOLOL That was amazing, thank you for suggesting that! xD

  • I swear. Every time I see this I like it more. 

  • LOL, Emotionless actor. That's why he was chosen for Neo in the Matrix. His acting is so emotionless :D That's Neo's role! To be Emotionless :D

  • Poor Keanu. Always getting picked on.

  • Haven't seen the movie yet but I can tell he's insanley pissed off here in this clip! So he want's room service, a sandwich, beer, and a hooker? Write that down somebody so he can calm down and take a chill pill. Lol! I think he's a great actor though. Thanks to this scene, I can't wait to see it someday. :)

  • @Gabreya

    You'll love it! This movie got me hooked on cyber-punk style films. The weapons, the chase, the computer graphics...it was out of this world.

  • @blueplague888 Awesome! It's one of the movies of his that I've been wanting to see for quite a while. It looks amazing! And I've always wanted to explore the cyber-punk genre. :)

  • can u imagine a dude in the middle of the night yelling I WANT ROOM SERVICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • his rant is less irritating than those of Nicolas Cage's e.g wild at heart.

  • Nic Cage couldn't touch this :D

  • LMAO@1:00

    Classic line.

  • I'm split whether this is either the best or worst of Keanu's career.

  • DUDE, I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY ACTING!!!!!!!!!

  • oscar clip... lol

  • GIVE HIM THE ROOM SERVICE! hopefuly that will shut him up

  • Hm, to be honest at that point in the movie i can believe him just flying into a rant like this.

  • That wasn't very good acting at all :/

  • His impression of Nicholas Cage is spot on.

  • 10.000 $ a night hooker ...I can't help but wander what she does for that amount of money, just curious :D

  • "in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material."

    A troll can do a large number of things, including the above, but you're certainly not doing it well.

  • twooffour, you continue to dig yourself deeper and deeper.

    You say "you're certainly not doing it [trolling] well". Well, you're responding, mate. You've tried your hardest over and over again, and I just keep throwing you lines... and you keep taking the bait.

    Listen, dear boy, there is currently a record on this thread of your voluminous endeavours to make a hero of yourself, and defend your predilection for lowbrow so-called entertainment.

    You can squeal, if you like, though. Please do...

  • @slapupchrist

    Wrong. Wrong. A troll has succeeded when he's DECEIVED everyone into responding to him for the WRONG reasons. When everyone's long realized you're a troll, you've FAILED, and if they just keep posting and responding to "play along" or just waste some time or "blow of some steam", the troll really doesn't come off any better - basically it's just two parties wasting time with each other, except the troll's lamer because he's still trying and hoping to succeed.

  • @slapupchrist

    So you're lamer than me in this conversation. QED.

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  • woah

  • YOU LISHEN TO ME....

  • I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH!

  • i like this.

  • here you have it everyone. keanu reeves, the worst actor in the history of american film.

  • reminds me of "teeeccchh suuuppoorrttt" in Vanilla Sky

  • I WANT ROOOOMMM SSSEEERRRRVVVIIICCCCEEEEE!!!!

  • Very silly.

  • Could acting be any worse than this???

    Not on your life!

    It's so sad that there are so many morons who think this is entertainment.

    Get a life, people, and get a sense of quality.

  • @slapupchrist

    This is simultaneously horrible acting and great entertainment - a very, very common combination. Now if you don't get how that works, three guesses on who should "get a sense" real soon ;)

  • Incorrect, twooffour. This video is simultaneously horrible acting, and trashy, boring, substance-less, vapid, synthetic, soporific crap.

    If you don't understand that, there are no guesses needed regarding how lowly your intellect rates amongst Human Kind (stillborns included).

    More than I, you are in need of a sense of taste, if nothing else.

  • @slapupchrist

    Wait a minute, you actually think that he appreciates it for its artistic merit?.

    He likes it BECAUSE it's bad. It's FUNNY when something tries and fails to be profound and moving. How can you not understand that? Heck, they even made an entire TV show based on that idea - it's called Mystery Science Theater 3000; you should check it out sometime.

  • @slapupchrist

    "and trashy" yes!

    "boring" no. a definite NO. Twilight is boring. SW EpII is "boring". This is FUN, HYSTERICAL and PRICELESS.

    "substance-less, vapid" Well it IS Trash, isn't it? ...

    "synthetic" How is horrible acting "synthetic"? This ain't some sappy soap opera here, where the "emotions" feel "fake", it's hilariously, obviously overdone overacting with HILARIOUSLY STUPID and COMPLETELY RANDOM choices of expression everyone LAUGHS THEIR GUTS OUT AT.

    "Empty and synthetic"?

  • "If you don't understand that, there are no guesses needed regarding how lowly your intellect rates amongst Human Kind (stillborns included)."

    So let's see, I perfectly understand how this piece of acting is horrendous. While you clearly have no grasp of the different ways in which badness can be enjoyable, and lack any trace of reading comprehension anyway. So who's the snobby, dense idiot here who doesn't get shit, again?

  • twooffour, you dimwit, the point I am making is that BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ABSOLUTE CRAP, IT'S NOT WORTH A PINCH OF SHIT.

    The fact that you find something so awful a positive viewing experience is testament to your below-ground-level intellect.

    It's not funny or clever or original; it's just an excuse to put Reeves in front of the camera for his mindless fans to get erections over.

    If you find horrendous-ness entertaining, you're no doubt looking forward to getting cancer at some point.

  • @slapupchrist

    No, actually as long as I REALIZE how horrendous the acting here is, and can somewhat articulate why it's horrendous, I'm pretty safe as far as "intellect" goes. If you can't understand that, maybe you should look up the definition of "intellect" again - an intelligent person isn't defined by being too good for goofing around while drunk, or laughing at a bad movie - he's defined by knowing and understanding certain things.

    For example, you apparently don't realize the...

  • ... fundamental, crucial, gaping difference between a bad art experience and a bad life experience. You're seriously comparing the act of laughing and enjoying someone making an idiot out themselves while attempting to do a good movie, to some sort of masochistic tendency of taking delight tragedy and pain in real life, and that makes you a pretty much a blabbering imbecile who doesn't get shit and never will.

    Bad movies, bad music, bad performances, are widely enjoyed by countless...

  • ... viewers who know a good movie when they see one.

    It's the reason why films like "Troll 2" are so popular, and it's certainly not because "dimwits" are somehow deluded into finding that piece of shit any good, or "funny and clever".

    Go look up the terms "so bad it's good", and while you're at it, also look up "ham and cheese". Bad art, and bad entertainment, tends to have its own very distinctive flavour leading to a specific kind of "enjoyment", and if you can't relate to that, fine, but..

  • ... you'd do much better if you just learn about this fact and shut up, instead of going around calling people "dimwits of low taste" because you don't understand an important aspect of pop culture and viewing experience.

    Learn the difference between fiction and reality (there's a reason people enjoy movies like "American Pie" where dumb characters get into embarassing situations, while certainly prefering just about anything to actually experiencing comparable embarassing situations - the...

  • @slapupchrist

    ... former is directly related to the latter), and quit being such an insufferable snob.

    "It's not funny or clever or original;"

    Yes, it's silly and horrendous. Thanks for clarifying...

    "it's just an excuse to put Reeves in front of the camera for his mindless fans to get erections over."

    So?

  • I wonder how many takes he repeated of this scene

  • Keanu Reeves stars as Nicolas Cage

  • "I WANT A 10,000 DOLLAR A NIGHT HOOKER!"

    Don't we all Johnny boy?

  • i'm someone who just watches films and enjoys them, i don't analize the acting or anything, and i think keanu reeves is awesome in all his movies and enjoy watching them, don't know what the problem is with everyine on here

  • He was being sarcastic, moron.

  • @slapupchrist

    are you an idiot from collage ?

  • No, plmqas, I'm a mature, educated intelligent man who has experience of the world.

    I am capable of seeing how crap American so-called 'entertainment' is.

    You should get an education in 'the rest of the world' so as to understand me better.

    Until then, please do keep posting moronic comments. They're very amusing.

  • I know the feeling Johnny!!! I know the feeling.!!!

  • My sister and i saw this movie in the theatre when it first came out, and to this day we STILL manage to quote "I WANT....ROOM SERVICE!" whenever we meet up.

    Truly a classic scene. I am a Keanu fan. No he's not the greatest actor ever, but he's likeable, has that "It" factor and he does try hard.

  • Oh c'mon, his acting seems much better if you've seen the movie leading up to this.

  • Genius acting here! Yes so unappreciated. One of my favorite actors. I feel sorry for what happened to him.

  • He's just awful in this scene. I wonder how much he got paid for this movie.

  • I always find it amusing how he adds 'in Tokyo' at the end

  • And Reeves delivers more emotion in this scene than the entire Matrix trilogy.

  • best part is :40-48

  • @gettavid What do you think is the percentage of people with an IQ of between 60 and 70 on Youtube? :D

  • I think it would be a good exercise for an acting student to try and do this monologue, but not crappy.

  • Don't talk Johnny. Just fuck me.

  • @slapupchrist -. You fail

  • @slapupchrist

    Dude, ever heard of irony?!

  • @lilbrothaaa Surely you mean sarcasm? Anyway this is friggin great thx for uploading.

  • lilbrothaaa, yes, I have heard of irony.

    Irony is when people like you react to comments made by people like me, and then try to sound as if you're the one's who are in control of the situation.

  • @slapupchrist

    Actually, irony is realizing a piece of acting to be bad, and call it "some of the best acting around". You're an idiot troll, and no one cares about your "experience of se world" when you lack reading comprehension and try to dance around admitting your own mistakes.

    Stupid troll.

  • @slapupchrist hahaha look how dumb you are

  • @slapupchrist damnnit, another hippie from the college no it all species. Go to Starbucks with ur expresso and laptop and work on your shitty screenplay. And also dont shave or shop at walmart or you will be giving in to the big corporations.

  • chessinfantry, I prefer to drink good quality coffee at a premises that isn't as famous for its run-of-the-mill mass-produced rubbish as McDonald's is.

    Starbucks? Do you think that's worth mentioning?

    Walmart? Tut, tut. You must be American. Oh dear.

    Rather than doing the most cliched of all internet 'attacks', and telling me about myself, how about actually intelligently addressing the points I raised?

    You'd probably have to be British to understand, son.

  • @slapupchrist Can I please just tell you my favorite Matt Damon story real quick?

  • chessinfantry, that should be 'MAY I tell you my favoUrite Matt Damon story, realLY quickLY?" (capitals inserted for emphasis).

    Tut, tut.

  • @slapupchrist

    Favorite is correct American English spelling.

    "Real quick" is colloquial language.

    Wow, you even suck at correcting grammar mistakes.

  • Goodness me, twooffour! You really do get your knickers in a twist when you're trolled, don't you, son?

    Eight posts over the space of a few hours. Your little brain must have been ticking away, furiously trying to think of something more to say.

    You linked intelligence and intellect, attempted to display knowledge through verbosity, and then spoke of grammar in relation to spelling! To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies...

  • "You really do get your knickers in a twist when you're trolled"

    So you're trolling, thanks for admitting.

    "you're such an easier catch for a troll, twooffour."

    So there again :D

    "I mean, anyone who declares that something crap is great entertainment"

    At this point, I should make fun of you for being so thick and stupid and unable to read simple text, but hey, you're trolling, right?

    "when they're eruditely criticised for displaying moronic reasoning and low brow taste."

    My latest series..

  • @slapupchrist

    ... of posts had reasoning and information, these two of yours are just snarky, empty bullshit. So you're the only one "criticized" for poor reasoning, and rightfully so, but hey, wouldn't be trolling if it weren't poor, right?

    "Eight posts over the space of a few hours."

    8 YT posts equal a really short, standard forum comment.

    There you're using the standard, clichéd *excuse* for not putting up with something you get in response, because it's "too long" and gives you a reason

  • @slapupchrist

    to brush off the response and make fun of it instead of putting up with the content. Well it doesn't. Fail. And that means success, since you're a troll, right?

    "You linked intelligence and intellect"

    Linked or confused with? Because the two certainly ain't mutually exclusive. And your "points" make even less sense if using "intellect", so I was being nice to you ;)

    "attempted to display knowledge through verbosity,"

    Nope :p

    Successful troll, is successful.

  • "of grammar in relation to spelling"

    "Favorite" is spelling. "Real quick" is grammar. The term "grammar nazi" refers to both and doesn't bother to say "grammar and spelling nazi" instead, and neither do I.

    So now you fail for being wrong about both the spelling and grammar issue, and now you're wrong again for ignoring the "grammar" part.

    Gee, seen better trolls than that.

    "To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies"

    Nothing

  • A few corrections for you, twooffour:

    Use single inverted commas when naming something, and quotations marks when quoting something someone has said or written.

    Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirctly follow the preceding part of the sentence.

    "Nothing you say is of any worth of interest" is nonsensical. You have either written that sentence in an ungrammatical way, or you have spelled a word incorrectly; can you guess which one?

    Do your best, son.

  • @slapupchrist

    "Use single inverted commas when naming something, and quotations marks when quoting something someone has said or written."

    Wrong. Look it up.

    'Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirEEEEEEEctly follow the preceding part of the sentence.'

    No idea what you're talking about.

    'or you have spelled a word incorrectly"

    F is right next to R. It's called: a typo.

    As always, pointing out spelling mistakes is fine. Relying on that for lack of anything else to...

  • Steady on,twooffour. There's no need to get emotional.

    As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English. I was educate at an English grammar school. At my school, I was taught proper English grammar, spelling and punctuation; you clearly weren't.

    You say you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not at all surprised that some of what I say is beyond you. I don't blame you for your lack of education.

  • "As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English."

    The use of inverted commas vs. quotation marks in quotes or around titles, etc., varies between British and American English, and is pretty much interchangeable. Which is why you were WRONG about what you said.

    "I was educate at an English grammar school."

    You were educate?

    Hey, you just admitted you're a troll, why should I believe you on that? ;)

  • @slapupchrist

    "You should have placed a comma after 'rambling' and 'dumb'."

    The comma before the "and" or "or" preceding the final element in a list, is optional. There is also no comma in "I can insult you as much as I want."

    "Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirctly follow the preceding part of the sentence."

    Congratulations moron, it was a LIST.

    "Otherwise, you were saying... nonsense."

    Nah, what I was saying was still painfully obvious, which is why I don't...

  • @slapupchrist

    ... give a crap about correct application of commas.

    I laugh my ass off at your misconceptions about the English grammar and inability to form a point. You're a tool.

    "Johnny Mnemonic is crap, son."

    Redundant troll, is redundant.

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  • twooffour, you are a troll's dream! First you make excuses for liking crap movies, then you attempt to excuse bad English by calling it a 'list'.

    Look, son, you need to slow down, wake up, grow up, and see reality:

    You like watching poor quality so-called entertainment.

    You think intellect and intelligence are one and the same thing.

    You think spelling and grammar are one and the same thing.

    You say you're not interested in what I say, yet you respond to everything I write.

    You... suck.

  • @slapupchrist

    Can I ask you a question? If you know you're trolling, and I know you're trolling, why are you still attempting to troll?

    Has anyone told you yet that trolling, like everything else, can be evaluated as good and bad, too? You just repeat the same shit you've said five times before. You're not interesting. You're boring. And you're obvious. You're the equivalent of a stupid James Bond villain blabbering out all his evil plans and acting like a douche all the time for everyone to...

  • @twooffour

    ... see.

    Get some imagination, and make sure you don't wear out your copy&paste buttons.

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  • twooffour, in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material.

    You can protest all you like, m'boy, but the truth is right here on YT:

    You've been trying your best to make excuses for your positive appraisal of a rubbish movie by 'heroically' posting thousands of words in my direction.

    You're a sucker, son. Admit it.

  • For your education, twooffour, you wrote "Nothing you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want"

    You should have placed a comma after 'rambling' and 'dumb'. Otherwise, you were saying... nonsense.

    If you can wrap your brain around this, you'll see it shows-up your poor depth of education. But, again, I don't blame you for that.

    Johnny Mnemonic is crap, son.

  • @slapupchrist

    say, is pathetic and embarassing. Can you guess which one's you?

    Lame troll, is Lame.

  • @slapupchrist

    you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want.

    No contradiction anywhere.

    The troll has trolled. Fail. Lame. Bai.

  • You're such an easier catch for a troll, twooffour.

    I suppose I shouldn't find it at all amazing; I mean, anyone who declares that something crap is great entertainment is bound to be of small-enough intellect to fly off the handle, and construct cliched excuses, when they're eruditely criticised for displaying moronic reasoning and low brow taste.

    Do you shake when you type, son?

  • @slapupchrist

    Ah, I just noticed you're the same guy who made this asinine comment here.

    So 5 months ago, you got called out for having no grasp of obvious sarcasm, and you're still lecturing people on taste and debunking strawmen about people having "appreciation" for this scene?

    Sir, you're an imbecile, dipshit and a doofus, and I'm not interested in anything you have to say. Get the fuck off here, you retard.

  • Feels like a Monday.

  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

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  • Between Dolph faking Jesus and Keanu being amazing, this is one of my favorite movies.

  • Hey, there are LOTS worst actors than Reeves. He's not the best, he's not the worst. I love him.

  • This is exactly how I feel, right now. ;)

  • i think that was just his best acting period LOL idc i still love him

  • I WANT!!!!! THE CLUB!!!!!! SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fuck you, Keanu!

  • Simmer down Keanu, we all want room service.

  • I WANT ROOM SERVICE!

  • He is ranting to her about being spoiled. I don't think she want to hear it.

  • @FrenulumBlues C'mon! Don't you see his plight??? ;-)

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  • @lilbrothaaa LOL! :D

  • @FrenulumBlues Sup with you, man??? Are you trying to use this as a chat room? :D

    Take a club sandwich and a Mexican beer and relax a bit! xD

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  • "I want my shirts laundered"

    best delivery

  • wasnt that good of acting =/

  • Best emotive acting ever out of Keanu. Love this movie.

  • I WANT A TEN THOUSAND A NIGHT HOOKER

  • So this is Keanu's Tom Cruse ?

  • Keanu's Oscar Clip!

    He should of got an Academy Award for this!

    P.S. Don't we all want a $10.000 a night hooker?!?

  • Wow. Keanu can act ? ! ! !

  • I sympathize with Johnny somewhat...I had my shirts laundered at the Hilton in Toronto. Nothing I have had can remotely compare.

  • I want a 10,000-night hookghh! :D

  • I used to think Keanu Reeves wasn't a good actor... but then I saw this. Now I basically think he's fucking awesome. NO MATTER WHAT.

  • God he sucks.

  • painful

  • A lot of people complain about his acting, but I think that's actually very ironic considering the character he's playing.

    He's a character who exist, who WORKS, by having no character of his own, existing only through other people. He's bland, because his society is faceless and facile.

  • I'm just read "Neuromancer" ... sad to say, the Yakuza eventually got Johnny (told as an anecdote by the bodyguard chick).

    They probably put him in a paper bag, and told him he could go free if he could act his way out of it.