BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!
"I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000 a night hooker! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo."
Don't we all, Johnny? Don't we all? The world would be a much better place if it had more club sandwiches, cold Mexican beer, $10,000 a night hookers, and laundered shirts!
I want Keanu Reeves to emote!! I want him to make me believe in his character!! I want him to show me he's actually learned his craft after 25 years. I want Keanu Reeves to ACT!!
::Yoda floats over to me:: You ask the impossible.
@tylerdurden3891 C'mon! He can still resort to movies where his role demands wearing sun-glasses and saying hardly anything or he could star in a biography of Nicolas Cage!
@iamjason How HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
to everyone going oh he is this guy or that guy go suck a dick. also to everyone going this is shit go frak yourself. this is pure frustration at its core. he is so pissed he doesn't know where to place the frakking blame
I really loved this film. The storyline and visual effects were great. Keanu Reeves & Dina Meyer made a very hot screen couple. Johnny Mnemonic is one of most underrated Sci-Fi films of the 90's - along with FutureSport, The Time Shifters, Virtuosity, Tha Lawnmower Man, Alien 3, Space Truckers, Strange Days, The Arrival, Mimic, The Apocalypse (1997), Virus, RoboCop 2, Them, Body Snatchers, eXistenZ, Sphere, Judge Dredd, Anaconda, The Relic, The Shadow Men, The 13th Floor, Dark City etc
Haven't seen the movie yet but I can tell he's insanley pissed off here in this clip! So he want's room service, a sandwich, beer, and a hooker? Write that down somebody so he can calm down and take a chill pill. Lol! I think he's a great actor though. Thanks to this scene, I can't wait to see it someday. :)
@blueplague888 Awesome! It's one of the movies of his that I've been wanting to see for quite a while. It looks amazing! And I've always wanted to explore the cyber-punk genre. :)
"in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material."
A troll can do a large number of things, including the above, but you're certainly not doing it well.
twooffour, you continue to dig yourself deeper and deeper.
You say "you're certainly not doing it [trolling] well". Well, you're responding, mate. You've tried your hardest over and over again, and I just keep throwing you lines... and you keep taking the bait.
Listen, dear boy, there is currently a record on this thread of your voluminous endeavours to make a hero of yourself, and defend your predilection for lowbrow so-called entertainment.
You can squeal, if you like, though. Please do...
Wrong. Wrong. A troll has succeeded when he's DECEIVED everyone into responding to him for the WRONG reasons. When everyone's long realized you're a troll, you've FAILED, and if they just keep posting and responding to "play along" or just waste some time or "blow of some steam", the troll really doesn't come off any better - basically it's just two parties wasting time with each other, except the troll's lamer because he's still trying and hoping to succeed.
"try as you might, you're the lame fool who got caught by a troll"
The only way you "caught" me, buddy, is if you've been pretending to be such a piss-poor troll on purpose. While knowing better. Not sure about that, though ;)
I've never watched Johnny Mnemonic in its entirety.
This is simultaneously horrible acting and great entertainment - a very, very common combination. Now if you don't get how that works, three guesses on who should "get a sense" real soon ;)
Wait a minute, you actually think that he appreciates it for its artistic merit?.
He likes it BECAUSE it's bad. It's FUNNY when something tries and fails to be profound and moving. How can you not understand that? Heck, they even made an entire TV show based on that idea - it's called Mystery Science Theater 3000; you should check it out sometime.
"boring" no. a definite NO. Twilight is boring. SW EpII is "boring". This is FUN, HYSTERICAL and PRICELESS.
"substance-less, vapid" Well it IS Trash, isn't it? ...
"synthetic" How is horrible acting "synthetic"? This ain't some sappy soap opera here, where the "emotions" feel "fake", it's hilariously, obviously overdone overacting with HILARIOUSLY STUPID and COMPLETELY RANDOM choices of expression everyone LAUGHS THEIR GUTS OUT AT.
"If you don't understand that, there are no guesses needed regarding how lowly your intellect rates amongst Human Kind (stillborns included)."
So let's see, I perfectly understand how this piece of acting is horrendous. While you clearly have no grasp of the different ways in which badness can be enjoyable, and lack any trace of reading comprehension anyway. So who's the snobby, dense idiot here who doesn't get shit, again?
No, actually as long as I REALIZE how horrendous the acting here is, and can somewhat articulate why it's horrendous, I'm pretty safe as far as "intellect" goes. If you can't understand that, maybe you should look up the definition of "intellect" again - an intelligent person isn't defined by being too good for goofing around while drunk, or laughing at a bad movie - he's defined by knowing and understanding certain things.
... fundamental, crucial, gaping difference between a bad art experience and a bad life experience. You're seriously comparing the act of laughing and enjoying someone making an idiot out themselves while attempting to do a good movie, to some sort of masochistic tendency of taking delight tragedy and pain in real life, and that makes you a pretty much a blabbering imbecile who doesn't get shit and never will.
Bad movies, bad music, bad performances, are widely enjoyed by countless...
... viewers who know a good movie when they see one.
It's the reason why films like "Troll 2" are so popular, and it's certainly not because "dimwits" are somehow deluded into finding that piece of shit any good, or "funny and clever".
Go look up the terms "so bad it's good", and while you're at it, also look up "ham and cheese". Bad art, and bad entertainment, tends to have its own very distinctive flavour leading to a specific kind of "enjoyment", and if you can't relate to that, fine, but..
... you'd do much better if you just learn about this fact and shut up, instead of going around calling people "dimwits of low taste" because you don't understand an important aspect of pop culture and viewing experience.
Learn the difference between fiction and reality (there's a reason people enjoy movies like "American Pie" where dumb characters get into embarassing situations, while certainly prefering just about anything to actually experiencing comparable embarassing situations - the...
i'm someone who just watches films and enjoys them, i don't analize the acting or anything, and i think keanu reeves is awesome in all his movies and enjoy watching them, don't know what the problem is with everyine on here
My sister and i saw this movie in the theatre when it first came out, and to this day we STILL manage to quote "I WANT....ROOM SERVICE!" whenever we meet up.
Truly a classic scene. I am a Keanu fan. No he's not the greatest actor ever, but he's likeable, has that "It" factor and he does try hard.
Irony is when people like you react to comments made by people like me, and then try to sound as if you're the one's who are in control of the situation.
Actually, irony is realizing a piece of acting to be bad, and call it "some of the best acting around". You're an idiot troll, and no one cares about your "experience of se world" when you lack reading comprehension and try to dance around admitting your own mistakes.
@slapupchrist damnnit, another hippie from the college no it all species. Go to Starbucks with ur expresso and laptop and work on your shitty screenplay. And also dont shave or shop at walmart or you will be giving in to the big corporations.
chessinfantry, I prefer to drink good quality coffee at a premises that isn't as famous for its run-of-the-mill mass-produced rubbish as McDonald's is.
Starbucks? Do you think that's worth mentioning?
Walmart? Tut, tut. You must be American. Oh dear.
Rather than doing the most cliched of all internet 'attacks', and telling me about myself, how about actually intelligently addressing the points I raised?
You'd probably have to be British to understand, son.
Goodness me, twooffour! You really do get your knickers in a twist when you're trolled, don't you, son?
Eight posts over the space of a few hours. Your little brain must have been ticking away, furiously trying to think of something more to say.
You linked intelligence and intellect, attempted to display knowledge through verbosity, and then spoke of grammar in relation to spelling! To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies...
... of posts had reasoning and information, these two of yours are just snarky, empty bullshit. So you're the only one "criticized" for poor reasoning, and rightfully so, but hey, wouldn't be trolling if it weren't poor, right?
"Eight posts over the space of a few hours."
8 YT posts equal a really short, standard forum comment.
There you're using the standard, clichéd *excuse* for not putting up with something you get in response, because it's "too long" and gives you a reason
to brush off the response and make fun of it instead of putting up with the content. Well it doesn't. Fail. And that means success, since you're a troll, right?
"You linked intelligence and intellect"
Linked or confused with? Because the two certainly ain't mutually exclusive. And your "points" make even less sense if using "intellect", so I was being nice to you ;)
"attempted to display knowledge through verbosity,"
"Favorite" is spelling. "Real quick" is grammar. The term "grammar nazi" refers to both and doesn't bother to say "grammar and spelling nazi" instead, and neither do I.
So now you fail for being wrong about both the spelling and grammar issue, and now you're wrong again for ignoring the "grammar" part.
Gee, seen better trolls than that.
"To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies"
Use single inverted commas when naming something, and quotations marks when quoting something someone has said or written.
Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirctly follow the preceding part of the sentence.
"Nothing you say is of any worth of interest" is nonsensical. You have either written that sentence in an ungrammatical way, or you have spelled a word incorrectly; can you guess which one?
Steady on,twooffour. There's no need to get emotional.
As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English. I was educate at an English grammar school. At my school, I was taught proper English grammar, spelling and punctuation; you clearly weren't.
You say you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not at all surprised that some of what I say is beyond you. I don't blame you for your lack of education.
"As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English."
The use of inverted commas vs. quotation marks in quotes or around titles, etc., varies between British and American English, and is pretty much interchangeable. Which is why you were WRONG about what you said.
"I was educate at an English grammar school."
You were educate?
Hey, you just admitted you're a troll, why should I believe you on that? ;)
Can I ask you a question? If you know you're trolling, and I know you're trolling, why are you still attempting to troll?
Has anyone told you yet that trolling, like everything else, can be evaluated as good and bad, too? You just repeat the same shit you've said five times before. You're not interesting. You're boring. And you're obvious. You're the equivalent of a stupid James Bond villain blabbering out all his evil plans and acting like a douche all the time for everyone to...
twooffour, in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material.
You can protest all you like, m'boy, but the truth is right here on YT:
You've been trying your best to make excuses for your positive appraisal of a rubbish movie by 'heroically' posting thousands of words in my direction.
For your education, twooffour, you wrote "Nothing you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want"
You should have placed a comma after 'rambling' and 'dumb'. Otherwise, you were saying... nonsense.
If you can wrap your brain around this, you'll see it shows-up your poor depth of education. But, again, I don't blame you for that.
you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want.
You're such an easier catch for a troll, twooffour.
I suppose I shouldn't find it at all amazing; I mean, anyone who declares that something crap is great entertainment is bound to be of small-enough intellect to fly off the handle, and construct cliched excuses, when they're eruditely criticised for displaying moronic reasoning and low brow taste.
Ah, I just noticed you're the same guy who made this asinine comment here.
So 5 months ago, you got called out for having no grasp of obvious sarcasm, and you're still lecturing people on taste and debunking strawmen about people having "appreciation" for this scene?
Sir, you're an imbecile, dipshit and a doofus, and I'm not interested in anything you have to say. Get the fuck off here, you retard.
A lot of people complain about his acting, but I think that's actually very ironic considering the character he's playing.
He's a character who exist, who WORKS, by having no character of his own, existing only through other people. He's bland, because his society is faceless and facile.
who thinks 'Slapupchrist' and 'twooffour should get married???
streamstruck 2 weeks ago
BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM, I'VE HAD YOU!
viscountalpha 2 weeks ago
BACK
viscountalpha 2 weeks ago
Croissant Club sandwich...
farside314 1 month ago
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farside314 1 month ago
This could almost could have come out some kind of dystopian Twin Peaks...oh God...
binarynightmare 1 month ago
I love this scene. Epic whining. So much cheese.
ATG913 1 month ago
3 people didn't get a $10,000 hooker.
neoravencroft 1 month ago
I totally agree with this video :)
markfreemon 1 month ago
the actress must be thinking how shit this guy is, and walking off the set pissing herself laughing man keanu is a painfully shit actor
TrippedOUT2010 2 months ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! Keanu Reeves, Ice-T, Henry Rollins, Udo Kier, Dolph Lundgren, and Vic Romano from MXC all in one movie!
SomeDumbKid1 2 months ago
@SomeDumbKid1 Never forget to mention Takeshi Kitano.
JamesLebowski 1 month ago
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Biochips1 2 months ago
i cant wait until he does the next bill and ted
ApertureTestSubject1 2 months ago
Give this man some ROOM SERVICE!!!
neosoc 4 months ago
KEANU SMASH!
SpamNapkin 4 months ago
wow, this is deep
parabit 4 months ago
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"I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000 a night hooker! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo."
Don't we all, Johnny? Don't we all? The world would be a much better place if it had more club sandwiches, cold Mexican beer, $10,000 a night hookers, and laundered shirts!
betatalk357 4 months ago
i want a $10,000 a night hooker shit!
OregonChronic 5 months ago 2
I want Keanu Reeves to emote!! I want him to make me believe in his character!! I want him to show me he's actually learned his craft after 25 years. I want Keanu Reeves to ACT!!
::Yoda floats over to me:: You ask the impossible.
tylerdurden3891 5 months ago
@tylerdurden3891 C'mon! He can still resort to movies where his role demands wearing sun-glasses and saying hardly anything or he could star in a biography of Nicolas Cage!
lilbrothaaa 5 months ago 4
@lilbrothaaa who the hell would watch and biography on nicolas cage!?
charger334 2 weeks ago
3 people didn't get room service.
misseclectica 5 months ago 5
I worked on this movie and this was my step daughter's favorite scene. Keanu showed up!
argstudio 5 months ago 3
The BEEEES!! THE BEEEEEES
iamjason 6 months ago 6
@iamjason How HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
lilbrothaaa 6 months ago 10
i GOT BURNED SKINNYDIPPING IN A CLASSIFIED POOL. SO AWESOME. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO SUE THE HOTEL zulu CHARLIE FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT.
viscountalpha 2 weeks ago
Whoa
TheMikon 6 months ago 2
3 people will forever be trapped in the Matrix
JBTGD 6 months ago 2
LISTEN!!! This is legendary shit right here. He was good even when he was bad; he's like Charlton Heston or something lol
ChurchOfMe93 6 months ago 6
@ChurchOfMe93 That's only possible when magnificent acting meets congenial writing!
lilbrothaaa 5 months ago
to everyone going oh he is this guy or that guy go suck a dick. also to everyone going this is shit go frak yourself. this is pure frustration at its core. he is so pissed he doesn't know where to place the frakking blame
SundayKnight86 7 months ago 3
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I really loved this film. The storyline and visual effects were great. Keanu Reeves & Dina Meyer made a very hot screen couple. Johnny Mnemonic is one of most underrated Sci-Fi films of the 90's - along with FutureSport, The Time Shifters, Virtuosity, Tha Lawnmower Man, Alien 3, Space Truckers, Strange Days, The Arrival, Mimic, The Apocalypse (1997), Virus, RoboCop 2, Them, Body Snatchers, eXistenZ, Sphere, Judge Dredd, Anaconda, The Relic, The Shadow Men, The 13th Floor, Dark City etc
Magnolia296 7 months ago 3
Love this speech! Kudos to the writing team!! :-)
DriftingFeather 7 months ago
Best. Scene. Ever
flyingpringle 8 months ago 3
What... the... fuck ?
What did I just watch?
Archedgar 8 months ago 4
Put on Transcribe Audio.
RODENTS ARE BADASS
ThatGuyWhoLeaksStuff 8 months ago 10
@ThatGuyWhoLeaksStuff LOLOL That was amazing, thank you for suggesting that! xD
PunchAPeach 7 months ago
I swear. Every time I see this I like it more.
AnaJana 8 months ago 2
LOL, Emotionless actor. That's why he was chosen for Neo in the Matrix. His acting is so emotionless :D That's Neo's role! To be Emotionless :D
matrixfan127 8 months ago 2
Poor Keanu. Always getting picked on.
isabelzavoranu 9 months ago
Haven't seen the movie yet but I can tell he's insanley pissed off here in this clip! So he want's room service, a sandwich, beer, and a hooker? Write that down somebody so he can calm down and take a chill pill. Lol! I think he's a great actor though. Thanks to this scene, I can't wait to see it someday. :)
Gabreya 9 months ago 2
@Gabreya
You'll love it! This movie got me hooked on cyber-punk style films. The weapons, the chase, the computer graphics...it was out of this world.
blueplague888 9 months ago
@blueplague888 Awesome! It's one of the movies of his that I've been wanting to see for quite a while. It looks amazing! And I've always wanted to explore the cyber-punk genre. :)
Gabreya 9 months ago
can u imagine a dude in the middle of the night yelling I WANT ROOM SERVICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
323AuTo323 9 months ago 3
his rant is less irritating than those of Nicolas Cage's e.g wild at heart.
gyrovague 9 months ago
Nic Cage couldn't touch this :D
NICC234 9 months ago
LMAO@1:00
Classic line.
jeditenihongo 9 months ago
I'm split whether this is either the best or worst of Keanu's career.
WrathofVishnu 9 months ago 2
DUDE, I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY ACTING!!!!!!!!!
neosoc 10 months ago 2
oscar clip... lol
tlv156 10 months ago
GIVE HIM THE ROOM SERVICE! hopefuly that will shut him up
BornToDie90 10 months ago 2
Hm, to be honest at that point in the movie i can believe him just flying into a rant like this.
Uthic 10 months ago
That wasn't very good acting at all :/
MrWaeseL 10 months ago
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twooffour, try as you might, you're the lame fool who got caught by a troll.
Are you denying that you reacted?
Also, who was it that initially said he didn't even like this movie, hmmm? Why did you change your story?
Also, what did you mean by "it's not that I'd watch this movie right through"? Then, you try to defend it as good entertainment???!!!
You're not only an easy catch, you even contradict yourself on the same thread!!!
slapupchrist 10 months ago
His impression of Nicholas Cage is spot on.
Lolzerzomg 10 months ago 45
10.000 $ a night hooker ...I can't help but wander what she does for that amount of money, just curious :D
Scum71succer 11 months ago
"in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material."
A troll can do a large number of things, including the above, but you're certainly not doing it well.
twooffour 11 months ago
twooffour, you continue to dig yourself deeper and deeper.
You say "you're certainly not doing it [trolling] well". Well, you're responding, mate. You've tried your hardest over and over again, and I just keep throwing you lines... and you keep taking the bait.
Listen, dear boy, there is currently a record on this thread of your voluminous endeavours to make a hero of yourself, and defend your predilection for lowbrow so-called entertainment.
You can squeal, if you like, though. Please do...
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
Wrong. Wrong. A troll has succeeded when he's DECEIVED everyone into responding to him for the WRONG reasons. When everyone's long realized you're a troll, you've FAILED, and if they just keep posting and responding to "play along" or just waste some time or "blow of some steam", the troll really doesn't come off any better - basically it's just two parties wasting time with each other, except the troll's lamer because he's still trying and hoping to succeed.
twooffour 11 months ago
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twooffour, try as you might, you're the lame fool who got caught by a troll.
Are you denying that you reacted?
Also, who was it that initially said he didn't even like this movie, hmmm? Why did you change your story?
Also, what did you mean by "it's not that I'd watch this movie right through"? Then, you try to defend it as good entertainment???!!!
You're not only an easy catch, you even contradict yourself on the same thread!!!
slapupchrist 10 months ago
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@slapupchrist
"try as you might, you're the lame fool who got caught by a troll"
The only way you "caught" me, buddy, is if you've been pretending to be such a piss-poor troll on purpose. While knowing better. Not sure about that, though ;)
I've never watched Johnny Mnemonic in its entirety.
twooffour 10 months ago
@slapupchrist
So you're lamer than me in this conversation. QED.
twooffour 11 months ago
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slapupchrist 10 months ago
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slapupchrist 10 months ago
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twooffour,
Why did you initially say you didn't even like this movie??? Why did you change your story?
What did you mean by "it's not that I'd watch this movie right through"? Then, you try to defend it as good entertainment???!!!
You're not only an easy catch, you even contradict yourself on the same thread!!!
Fool.
slapupchrist 10 months ago
woah
Zalev 11 months ago
YOU LISHEN TO ME....
imagineerboi 11 months ago 2
I WANT THE CLUB SANDWICH!
ZyxthePest 11 months ago 2
i like this.
SchneiderSchneide 1 year ago
here you have it everyone. keanu reeves, the worst actor in the history of american film.
eatyourcake 1 year ago
reminds me of "teeeccchh suuuppoorrttt" in Vanilla Sky
Zerion 1 year ago
I WANT ROOOOMMM SSSEEERRRRVVVIIICCCCEEEEE!!!!
VladiSSius 1 year ago
Very silly.
Gonnakillyou 1 year ago
Could acting be any worse than this???
Not on your life!
It's so sad that there are so many morons who think this is entertainment.
Get a life, people, and get a sense of quality.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
@slapupchrist
This is simultaneously horrible acting and great entertainment - a very, very common combination. Now if you don't get how that works, three guesses on who should "get a sense" real soon ;)
twooffour 11 months ago
Incorrect, twooffour. This video is simultaneously horrible acting, and trashy, boring, substance-less, vapid, synthetic, soporific crap.
If you don't understand that, there are no guesses needed regarding how lowly your intellect rates amongst Human Kind (stillborns included).
More than I, you are in need of a sense of taste, if nothing else.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
Wait a minute, you actually think that he appreciates it for its artistic merit?.
He likes it BECAUSE it's bad. It's FUNNY when something tries and fails to be profound and moving. How can you not understand that? Heck, they even made an entire TV show based on that idea - it's called Mystery Science Theater 3000; you should check it out sometime.
StellarJetman 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
"and trashy" yes!
"boring" no. a definite NO. Twilight is boring. SW EpII is "boring". This is FUN, HYSTERICAL and PRICELESS.
"substance-less, vapid" Well it IS Trash, isn't it? ...
"synthetic" How is horrible acting "synthetic"? This ain't some sappy soap opera here, where the "emotions" feel "fake", it's hilariously, obviously overdone overacting with HILARIOUSLY STUPID and COMPLETELY RANDOM choices of expression everyone LAUGHS THEIR GUTS OUT AT.
"Empty and synthetic"?
twooffour 11 months ago
"If you don't understand that, there are no guesses needed regarding how lowly your intellect rates amongst Human Kind (stillborns included)."
So let's see, I perfectly understand how this piece of acting is horrendous. While you clearly have no grasp of the different ways in which badness can be enjoyable, and lack any trace of reading comprehension anyway. So who's the snobby, dense idiot here who doesn't get shit, again?
twooffour 11 months ago
twooffour, you dimwit, the point I am making is that BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ABSOLUTE CRAP, IT'S NOT WORTH A PINCH OF SHIT.
The fact that you find something so awful a positive viewing experience is testament to your below-ground-level intellect.
It's not funny or clever or original; it's just an excuse to put Reeves in front of the camera for his mindless fans to get erections over.
If you find horrendous-ness entertaining, you're no doubt looking forward to getting cancer at some point.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
No, actually as long as I REALIZE how horrendous the acting here is, and can somewhat articulate why it's horrendous, I'm pretty safe as far as "intellect" goes. If you can't understand that, maybe you should look up the definition of "intellect" again - an intelligent person isn't defined by being too good for goofing around while drunk, or laughing at a bad movie - he's defined by knowing and understanding certain things.
For example, you apparently don't realize the...
twooffour 11 months ago
... fundamental, crucial, gaping difference between a bad art experience and a bad life experience. You're seriously comparing the act of laughing and enjoying someone making an idiot out themselves while attempting to do a good movie, to some sort of masochistic tendency of taking delight tragedy and pain in real life, and that makes you a pretty much a blabbering imbecile who doesn't get shit and never will.
Bad movies, bad music, bad performances, are widely enjoyed by countless...
twooffour 11 months ago
... viewers who know a good movie when they see one.
It's the reason why films like "Troll 2" are so popular, and it's certainly not because "dimwits" are somehow deluded into finding that piece of shit any good, or "funny and clever".
Go look up the terms "so bad it's good", and while you're at it, also look up "ham and cheese". Bad art, and bad entertainment, tends to have its own very distinctive flavour leading to a specific kind of "enjoyment", and if you can't relate to that, fine, but..
twooffour 11 months ago
... you'd do much better if you just learn about this fact and shut up, instead of going around calling people "dimwits of low taste" because you don't understand an important aspect of pop culture and viewing experience.
Learn the difference between fiction and reality (there's a reason people enjoy movies like "American Pie" where dumb characters get into embarassing situations, while certainly prefering just about anything to actually experiencing comparable embarassing situations - the...
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
... former is directly related to the latter), and quit being such an insufferable snob.
"It's not funny or clever or original;"
Yes, it's silly and horrendous. Thanks for clarifying...
"it's just an excuse to put Reeves in front of the camera for his mindless fans to get erections over."
So?
twooffour 11 months ago
I wonder how many takes he repeated of this scene
Zeggawong 1 year ago
Keanu Reeves stars as Nicolas Cage
InuvikPhil 1 year ago 32
"I WANT A 10,000 DOLLAR A NIGHT HOOKER!"
Don't we all Johnny boy?
Darkmage1293 1 year ago 4
i'm someone who just watches films and enjoys them, i don't analize the acting or anything, and i think keanu reeves is awesome in all his movies and enjoy watching them, don't know what the problem is with everyine on here
GreyFox985 1 year ago
He was being sarcastic, moron.
NejiKusa 1 year ago
@slapupchrist
are you an idiot from collage ?
plmqas 1 year ago
No, plmqas, I'm a mature, educated intelligent man who has experience of the world.
I am capable of seeing how crap American so-called 'entertainment' is.
You should get an education in 'the rest of the world' so as to understand me better.
Until then, please do keep posting moronic comments. They're very amusing.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
I know the feeling Johnny!!! I know the feeling.!!!
slapbassboy1 1 year ago
My sister and i saw this movie in the theatre when it first came out, and to this day we STILL manage to quote "I WANT....ROOM SERVICE!" whenever we meet up.
Truly a classic scene. I am a Keanu fan. No he's not the greatest actor ever, but he's likeable, has that "It" factor and he does try hard.
Stigmatainmypants 1 year ago 3
Oh c'mon, his acting seems much better if you've seen the movie leading up to this.
Shiek200 1 year ago
Genius acting here! Yes so unappreciated. One of my favorite actors. I feel sorry for what happened to him.
Sodiumreactor 1 year ago
He's just awful in this scene. I wonder how much he got paid for this movie.
rac19722009 1 year ago
I always find it amusing how he adds 'in Tokyo' at the end
blahmehblah 1 year ago
And Reeves delivers more emotion in this scene than the entire Matrix trilogy.
Crowley9 1 year ago 2
best part is :40-48
epiclootyay 1 year ago 2
@gettavid What do you think is the percentage of people with an IQ of between 60 and 70 on Youtube? :D
lilbrothaaa 1 year ago 5
I think it would be a good exercise for an acting student to try and do this monologue, but not crappy.
Lymmar 1 year ago
Don't talk Johnny. Just fuck me.
alexandradeufemia 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You call this 'some of the best acting around' ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
For your information, fool, this is pure and unadulterated method acting and it's painful to watch.
Get educated, moron.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
@slapupchrist -. You fail
Zeithri 1 year ago
@slapupchrist
Dude, ever heard of irony?!
lilbrothaaa 1 year ago 15
@lilbrothaaa Surely you mean sarcasm? Anyway this is friggin great thx for uploading.
TheAzuresheep 1 year ago
lilbrothaaa, yes, I have heard of irony.
Irony is when people like you react to comments made by people like me, and then try to sound as if you're the one's who are in control of the situation.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
@slapupchrist
Actually, irony is realizing a piece of acting to be bad, and call it "some of the best acting around". You're an idiot troll, and no one cares about your "experience of se world" when you lack reading comprehension and try to dance around admitting your own mistakes.
Stupid troll.
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist hahaha look how dumb you are
Glopdemon 1 year ago
@slapupchrist damnnit, another hippie from the college no it all species. Go to Starbucks with ur expresso and laptop and work on your shitty screenplay. And also dont shave or shop at walmart or you will be giving in to the big corporations.
chessinfantry 1 year ago
chessinfantry, I prefer to drink good quality coffee at a premises that isn't as famous for its run-of-the-mill mass-produced rubbish as McDonald's is.
Starbucks? Do you think that's worth mentioning?
Walmart? Tut, tut. You must be American. Oh dear.
Rather than doing the most cliched of all internet 'attacks', and telling me about myself, how about actually intelligently addressing the points I raised?
You'd probably have to be British to understand, son.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
@slapupchrist Can I please just tell you my favorite Matt Damon story real quick?
chessinfantry 1 year ago
chessinfantry, that should be 'MAY I tell you my favoUrite Matt Damon story, realLY quickLY?" (capitals inserted for emphasis).
Tut, tut.
slapupchrist 1 year ago
@slapupchrist
Favorite is correct American English spelling.
"Real quick" is colloquial language.
Wow, you even suck at correcting grammar mistakes.
twooffour 11 months ago
Goodness me, twooffour! You really do get your knickers in a twist when you're trolled, don't you, son?
Eight posts over the space of a few hours. Your little brain must have been ticking away, furiously trying to think of something more to say.
You linked intelligence and intellect, attempted to display knowledge through verbosity, and then spoke of grammar in relation to spelling! To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies...
slapupchrist 11 months ago
"You really do get your knickers in a twist when you're trolled"
So you're trolling, thanks for admitting.
"you're such an easier catch for a troll, twooffour."
So there again :D
"I mean, anyone who declares that something crap is great entertainment"
At this point, I should make fun of you for being so thick and stupid and unable to read simple text, but hey, you're trolling, right?
"when they're eruditely criticised for displaying moronic reasoning and low brow taste."
My latest series..
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
... of posts had reasoning and information, these two of yours are just snarky, empty bullshit. So you're the only one "criticized" for poor reasoning, and rightfully so, but hey, wouldn't be trolling if it weren't poor, right?
"Eight posts over the space of a few hours."
8 YT posts equal a really short, standard forum comment.
There you're using the standard, clichéd *excuse* for not putting up with something you get in response, because it's "too long" and gives you a reason
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
to brush off the response and make fun of it instead of putting up with the content. Well it doesn't. Fail. And that means success, since you're a troll, right?
"You linked intelligence and intellect"
Linked or confused with? Because the two certainly ain't mutually exclusive. And your "points" make even less sense if using "intellect", so I was being nice to you ;)
"attempted to display knowledge through verbosity,"
Nope :p
Successful troll, is successful.
twooffour 11 months ago
"of grammar in relation to spelling"
"Favorite" is spelling. "Real quick" is grammar. The term "grammar nazi" refers to both and doesn't bother to say "grammar and spelling nazi" instead, and neither do I.
So now you fail for being wrong about both the spelling and grammar issue, and now you're wrong again for ignoring the "grammar" part.
Gee, seen better trolls than that.
"To top it all off, you said you aren't interested in anything I have to say... yet you posted EIGHT replies"
Nothing
twooffour 11 months ago
A few corrections for you, twooffour:
Use single inverted commas when naming something, and quotations marks when quoting something someone has said or written.
Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirctly follow the preceding part of the sentence.
"Nothing you say is of any worth of interest" is nonsensical. You have either written that sentence in an ungrammatical way, or you have spelled a word incorrectly; can you guess which one?
Do your best, son.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
"Use single inverted commas when naming something, and quotations marks when quoting something someone has said or written."
Wrong. Look it up.
'Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirEEEEEEEctly follow the preceding part of the sentence.'
No idea what you're talking about.
'or you have spelled a word incorrectly"
F is right next to R. It's called: a typo.
As always, pointing out spelling mistakes is fine. Relying on that for lack of anything else to...
twooffour 11 months ago
Steady on,twooffour. There's no need to get emotional.
As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English. I was educate at an English grammar school. At my school, I was taught proper English grammar, spelling and punctuation; you clearly weren't.
You say you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not at all surprised that some of what I say is beyond you. I don't blame you for your lack of education.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
"As far as inverted commas and quotation marks are concerned, you should try to understand this very simple rule of written English."
The use of inverted commas vs. quotation marks in quotes or around titles, etc., varies between British and American English, and is pretty much interchangeable. Which is why you were WRONG about what you said.
"I was educate at an English grammar school."
You were educate?
Hey, you just admitted you're a troll, why should I believe you on that? ;)
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
"You should have placed a comma after 'rambling' and 'dumb'."
The comma before the "and" or "or" preceding the final element in a list, is optional. There is also no comma in "I can insult you as much as I want."
"Use a comma before 'and' when what follows 'and' does not dirctly follow the preceding part of the sentence."
Congratulations moron, it was a LIST.
"Otherwise, you were saying... nonsense."
Nah, what I was saying was still painfully obvious, which is why I don't...
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
... give a crap about correct application of commas.
I laugh my ass off at your misconceptions about the English grammar and inability to form a point. You're a tool.
"Johnny Mnemonic is crap, son."
Redundant troll, is redundant.
twooffour 11 months ago
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slapupchrist 11 months ago
twooffour, you are a troll's dream! First you make excuses for liking crap movies, then you attempt to excuse bad English by calling it a 'list'.
Look, son, you need to slow down, wake up, grow up, and see reality:
You like watching poor quality so-called entertainment.
You think intellect and intelligence are one and the same thing.
You think spelling and grammar are one and the same thing.
You say you're not interested in what I say, yet you respond to everything I write.
You... suck.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
Can I ask you a question? If you know you're trolling, and I know you're trolling, why are you still attempting to troll?
Has anyone told you yet that trolling, like everything else, can be evaluated as good and bad, too? You just repeat the same shit you've said five times before. You're not interesting. You're boring. And you're obvious. You're the equivalent of a stupid James Bond villain blabbering out all his evil plans and acting like a douche all the time for everyone to...
twooffour 11 months ago
@twooffour
... see.
Get some imagination, and make sure you don't wear out your copy&paste buttons.
twooffour 11 months ago
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slapupchrist 11 months ago
twooffour, in case you genuinely don't realise it, an internet troll seeks to engage unwitting fools in arguments by bating them with criticisms, accusations, assertions, etc, and then stringing them along with more inflammatory material.
You can protest all you like, m'boy, but the truth is right here on YT:
You've been trying your best to make excuses for your positive appraisal of a rubbish movie by 'heroically' posting thousands of words in my direction.
You're a sucker, son. Admit it.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
For your education, twooffour, you wrote "Nothing you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want"
You should have placed a comma after 'rambling' and 'dumb'. Otherwise, you were saying... nonsense.
If you can wrap your brain around this, you'll see it shows-up your poor depth of education. But, again, I don't blame you for that.
Johnny Mnemonic is crap, son.
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
say, is pathetic and embarassing. Can you guess which one's you?
Lame troll, is Lame.
twooffour 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
you say is of any worth of interest, but that doesn't mean I can't make fun of you, debunk your idiotic rambling and call you names for being this dumb as much as I want.
No contradiction anywhere.
The troll has trolled. Fail. Lame. Bai.
twooffour 11 months ago
You're such an easier catch for a troll, twooffour.
I suppose I shouldn't find it at all amazing; I mean, anyone who declares that something crap is great entertainment is bound to be of small-enough intellect to fly off the handle, and construct cliched excuses, when they're eruditely criticised for displaying moronic reasoning and low brow taste.
Do you shake when you type, son?
slapupchrist 11 months ago
@slapupchrist
Ah, I just noticed you're the same guy who made this asinine comment here.
So 5 months ago, you got called out for having no grasp of obvious sarcasm, and you're still lecturing people on taste and debunking strawmen about people having "appreciation" for this scene?
Sir, you're an imbecile, dipshit and a doofus, and I'm not interested in anything you have to say. Get the fuck off here, you retard.
twooffour 11 months ago
Feels like a Monday.
farside314 1 year ago
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
lllorez 1 year ago
postatela in italiano
Harlok75 1 year ago
Between Dolph faking Jesus and Keanu being amazing, this is one of my favorite movies.
blfbftg 1 year ago
Hey, there are LOTS worst actors than Reeves. He's not the best, he's not the worst. I love him.
louderthanlars 1 year ago
This is exactly how I feel, right now. ;)
petrus4 1 year ago
i think that was just his best acting period LOL idc i still love him
alizi16 1 year ago
I WANT!!!!! THE CLUB!!!!!! SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!
YouCantDeleteDenzelL 1 year ago
Fuck you, Keanu!
georgehwbush 1 year ago
Simmer down Keanu, we all want room service.
TheMiniEvilGuy 1 year ago
I WANT ROOM SERVICE!
dogongood 1 year ago
He is ranting to her about being spoiled. I don't think she want to hear it.
FrenulumBlues 1 year ago
@FrenulumBlues C'mon! Don't you see his plight??? ;-)
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FrenulumBlues 1 year ago
@lilbrothaaa LOL! :D
FrenulumBlues 1 year ago
@FrenulumBlues Sup with you, man??? Are you trying to use this as a chat room? :D
Take a club sandwich and a Mexican beer and relax a bit! xD
lilbrothaaa 1 year ago
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FrenulumBlues 1 year ago
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@FrenulumBlues Ha ha ha ha!
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FrenulumBlues 1 year ago
"I want my shirts laundered"
best delivery
shatterjack 1 year ago 3
wasnt that good of acting =/
1986sjp 1 year ago
Best emotive acting ever out of Keanu. Love this movie.
ElemWiz 1 year ago
I WANT A TEN THOUSAND A NIGHT HOOKER
Skippy4500 1 year ago
So this is Keanu's Tom Cruse ?
venkel 1 year ago
Keanu's Oscar Clip!
He should of got an Academy Award for this!
P.S. Don't we all want a $10.000 a night hooker?!?
pandaeyes42 1 year ago 3
Wow. Keanu can act ? ! ! !
ntipouan 1 year ago 2
I sympathize with Johnny somewhat...I had my shirts laundered at the Hilton in Toronto. Nothing I have had can remotely compare.
jrcasselman 1 year ago 7
I want a 10,000-night hookghh! :D
Szeptun 1 year ago 3
I used to think Keanu Reeves wasn't a good actor... but then I saw this. Now I basically think he's fucking awesome. NO MATTER WHAT.
tawnygrl 1 year ago 4
God he sucks.
0penboat 1 year ago 2
painful
Cislum 1 year ago 2
A lot of people complain about his acting, but I think that's actually very ironic considering the character he's playing.
He's a character who exist, who WORKS, by having no character of his own, existing only through other people. He's bland, because his society is faceless and facile.
harlequin2262 1 year ago
I'm just read "Neuromancer" ... sad to say, the Yakuza eventually got Johnny (told as an anecdote by the bodyguard chick).
They probably put him in a paper bag, and told him he could go free if he could act his way out of it.
lenarends 1 year ago 3