Best Snooki Quotes

[Samou579]

MTV is gettting real shitty

[WithinThePower]

is this really a person that everybody seriously adores?

[perfectchaoslemon]

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

[kakrah8]

kissing a girl ? wooo

[BrotherToYou]

"Thats why i dont eat lobsters, there all alive when u kill them"

U DONT SAY!!!!!

[Zalika911]

What . . . what did I just watch . . . ?

[kanharn]

dont know who she is but dam she is one ugly pig.

[heybah11]

@hisnherhobbies

STOP STEALING STEVE CARRELLS POSTS! He posted that on twitter the day she got pregnant, and now your posting it on youtube, trying to get a few laughs and a few likes out of it, well mission accomplished, go think of something original!

[heybah11]

clearly most of you watch a bit too much television, taking everything so seriously. yes its a reality show but it is far, far, from reality.

Judging people like that isnt right. The only person i personally dont like from that show, is the situation, and from what ive heard, hes a complete sweetheart in real life and not a complete douchebag like he is on the show.

Calm down people, this is the last comment i promise. just had to get that out... and bring on the hate.

[kanharn]

@heybah11 you need to get a life if you know so much about a show as fucking stupid as this.

[heybah11]

not only that but the way everyone on here is talking about her weight and the way she looks is disgusting. In my opinion, she looks very average. not too big but not too skinny either, for all of you people saying shes fat, shes less than 100 pounds, and im willing to bet most of the people making these comments are much bigger and uglier than her. Its just a show of course its not real and of course shes not really like that, havent any of your parents told you not to believe everything u see

[kanharn]

@heybah11 shes a fat ugly troll.

[heybah11]

I think your all rude, and idiots. and i know im gonna get sooo much hate for this so im not even gonna bother responding back after this, but id like to get this point across..

THIS IS A TELEVISION SHOW, and no matter how much the actors try and say it isnt scripted, it is, its been proven numerous times, so the way i look at it, shes not a slut, she puts an act on for the show, because the show needs a slutty character, and thats snooki.

[MRuchita]

KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

[PrometheusIsFree]

@MRuchita Or votes.

[zombiescouser22]

how do people find a person as thick as this funny ?? this is whats wrong with the world all this yank crap on t.v is making the world thick i think my 3year old knows more than her

[Desttinyy]

she was better when she was single

[annagail99]

@FlyingInk52 nawh... She's just engaged and pregnant! LOL

[FlyingInk52]

she's changed so much sinced the first episode.

[sweetlips252]

ohh my vigina is out!! XD

[RatePage]

a lot of the things in this video aren't stupid quotes or questions

[belieber6345]

wow i cant believe she is pregnant she still acts like a child herself lol bt i wish her the best bt im still surprised she is marrying that dumb ass jionii man she is dumb hes a jackass bt congrats snooki u finally got what u wnt

[Beemanq]

Is snooki a midget or an oompa loompa?

[alo754]

@Beemanq That is the question indeed XD

[lovemenowyoumonster]

BAHA!

[PepaPJ]

"I look slutty but I don't give a shit"

Yes,sweetheart but you give pussy

Dumbest bitch ever

[Borat911]

America's overall average intelligence is already beneath any average !!! Remember this is NY City and New Jersey ... Now let's go to Texas, Alabama and West Virginia ... The only difference is that the chicks are boring and fat ... and the guys prefer sex with cattle

[alo754]

I just turned in a Physics project involving Einstein quotes and foods in celebration of his birthday... And then I come upon THIS....

[D413373R]

i think i just lost some brain cells derp...

[ProudLion68]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[last1000]

does she think shes being cute or funny? no one is this dumb

[XillduceX]

what a fucking gross bitch

[ninosl2001]

It's just a shame that the guy who knock her out at a bar in season 1 could not prevent her from reproducing.

[heybah11]

@hisnherhobbies

& it isnt even that funny, only when Steve Carrell says it, just sayin.

[heybah11]

@hisnherhobbies

I love how you said the EXACT same thing steve carrell tweeted about 4 days ago, if your going to copy other peoples sayings, at least give them credit.

[NZRevoltio]

"Thats why I don't eat lobster. Because they're alive when they kill it"

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

[hisnherhobbies]

I hope Snooki doesn't have problems delivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the doctor say "we have a little Situation here".

[jazminelovenicki]

@hisnherhobbies man i feel bad for her child

[GangstuhhPink]

Wtf is Kony..? 0.o

[rollinginthedeep14]

@GangstuhhPink its an organization held by this guy who went to uganda years ago. hes trying to stop this man called joeseph kony who is kidnapping little children and forcing them to kill their parents and people, and turning young hirls into sex slaves and raping them. it would really mean a lot if you would watch the video please? its called "kony 2012" were trying to stop a horrible man the video explains everything :)

[msDeeindahouse]

If she really us pregnant she would be a great mother.

[Haro615]

My IQ just dropped while watching this.

[Freakishlygirly]

KONY 2012 SUPPORT

[ps3KingSlashrocker54]

Still Cant believe snooki pregnant

[ElectricSoundShock]

SNOOOKIE WANTS SMOOOSH SMOOOOSH...!!!1

[wavegroupbassplayer]

0:46 YOU DON'T SAY!!!!

[jennita374]

this show is SOOOO played out! Ugh i cant believe they call themself celebrities! They aint shit they didnt do anything to deserve it but act stupid on t.v

[hennylo68]

Damn this has to be the ugliest girl in the world. And she actually thinks she looks good.

[Chloroformator]

That might just be the ugliest fucking housephone ever

[Cheerzable]

hate this bitch MTV has gone rotten and the show fuckin' sucks and is stupid and pointless.

[terribleathletes13]

THIS COMMENT IS TO ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT BE JEALOUS! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! DONT COME ON VIDEOS AND JUST COMMENT MEAN, MEAN SHIT! ITS NOT EVEN ONLY KIND OF MEAN! SHES JUST TRYING TO LIVE HER LIFE, AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ITS FUNNY. SO STFU!

[waz165]

Just think, this women is going to be responsible for another LIFE

[2104isabella]

And again.. how are these quotes .........?

[Cheerzable]

@2104isabella they ain't...jus some stupid little girl babbling...

[63legendary]

@2104isabella A quote is repeating the statement of another word for word...This video repeats random statements.

[Tonetare]

And this video is funny how? This girl does not deserve fame in the least. She's a boring skank with poor trashy one liners

[therealjordiano]

AAAAAAH it all makes sense @south park

[sanzo71]

yuck

[LAblueandblacc]

@MaryKateMcGrath it seems your the one who needs a life.

[xJelllo]

The Thumbnail makes her look Indian :P

[taetaexox]

@fabsori006 You're watching this.?

[mbforever99]

well someone said i dont like lobster either cuz they are dead when they killed them

[thefunchick11]

xD i looove Snooki -3

[julianamercy]

God, I feel like I need another shower.

[MaryKateMcGrath]

Everyone shutup. If you dont like snooki then dont pay attention to her videos or what she does. I love snooki so fuck offff. Shes a person too, so maybe instead of trashing her you guys can go find a soul. Something useful.

[gageoninja]

@MaryKateMcGrath god i feel sorry for you. no actually... no.....no i dont. you should know better than to like this slut for any reason.

[fabsori006]

I do not who is stupidest the jersey shore cast or the people who watch this

[Cheerzable]

@fabsori006 combination of both.

[DuRbanWOlf]

is jersey shore kinda like big brother?

[drummer703]

she's ugly

[ahsan7416]

she is a Female Doche bag

[Lolaflou]

It's a crime she's having a baby

[mbforever99]

@BrightEyes10003 all lobsters get are dead when they are killed!!!!

[DreamerCharm]

@mbforever99 thank you, anti-joke chicken, no shit.

[Ignore14]

dumbest bitch ever. this show is a cancer infecting this country's overall average intelligence.

[terribleathletes13]

@Ignore14 if this show is infecting the country's intelligence, its obviously infecting yours too because you're on here WATCHING IT so just STFU!

[Ignore14]

@terribleathletes13 Oh look, it's one of the infected. Stay away from me, I don't want to catch your dumbfuckitis.

[Apologist4Christ973]

@Ignore14 THANK YOU!!!! Thank you and GOD BLESS YOU for actually NOTICING. I am tired of watching the U.S. get laughed at by the World, because they think THIS is who we are, ridiculous.... Makes us ALL look bad. Laus Deo.

[bobflipinHHH]

wth shes just.....wow

[BrightEyes10003]

That's not funny.

Some lobsters die when they get killed :'(

[specialoneiam]

wheres crocodillie

[baldbulldog1970]

Why is this even exist?? Could America look any worse to the rest of the World? It should be title Jersey Whores! ALL of them GROSS Disgusting White trash!

[Cheerzable]

@baldbulldog1970 ...no kiddin' shit like this make me ashamed to be American. I am sorry that u have to share a country w/ such imbiciles.

[mahikibeach]

Pure trash. Trash at it's... trashiest.

[nightelve123l0v3]

Oh god... There's gonna be another one of these running around. Why D':!

[hola1234553]

Snooki :) lol at the beginning i wasnt planning that to be in the beginning

[DeadStarAD]

Millions of years of evolution and it boils down to this.

oiahw\foi'JAGI O<CO~dpfp\spdf

[HugAcreeper12]

stupidity ensues...

[jwh1999]

Why is this Troll Snooki allowed to reproduce? The govt should ban this trick

[mbmiabarber]

As soon as the "wise words from snooki" popped up i thought YA RIGHT

[miaandmakeup12]

HAHAHAHA! oh snooki

[holyfrog77]

What. The. Hell.

[breakfastwithtia]

can't believe she's going to have her own mini meatball <3

[sexyliciousbabesblat]

BERNARD LMFAO

[sprousie1]

Hey did u guys know that you're alive before you die omg lol :)

[SugarSnowwhite]

i really dont like snooky....

[0shizznes0]

waw, i want to fucking kill myself !

[qbreault]

She will be a good mother!

[0shizznes0]

@qbreault lmao !!

[orknyc920]

@qbreault I hope your kidding. I feel bad for her kid already.

[joziradi1]

Who the fuck is Snooki ?

[LOGIC42369]

'he's like a big brother to me... except you USUALLY don't have sex with your big brother'

[shafterish]

she pregnant

[bobsaget3100]

You can see snookis nipples at 1:29

[Desertstar89]

Help...brain...cells...dying..­.

[RandomJasonO]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!



[DanseMacabre700]

Oh! My vagina's out!

[MrMadmanDelli]

Lesbi-honest here!

[dannyboi2021]

why is she so shallow

[poosaypirate]

disgusting!



[Alexxhonnerr]

'thats why i dont eat lobster. cause its like alive when you kill it.'

[antijelly]

@Alexxhonnerr I swear.... I  wish i could see what goes on inside her brain.

[99ilovepickles1]

OMG I love u snooki my nickname at my school is snooki and my friend is my meatball

[crackfiendables]

you gotta add "i legit peed myself"



[MoreyPerson]

I don't eat fricken lobster, cause there alive when you kill it..... Anyone noticed that..

[NikkiiDubb]

Snookie looked way better in the first season , then she started layering on the makeup and now she just sucks now.

[thexdreamonx]

0:41 little nipple slip

[MISANTHROPY647]

She's a huge turn off. She acts like a 14 year old.

[12342008livy]

@MISANTHROPY647 Im 14 and I don't act like her -.-

[MISANTHROPY647]

@12342008livy Good for you.

[Sexcslim93babii]

lmfao thts y i dont eat lobster cuz they're alive when u kill it lmfao

[Cookieful97]

She's so cute

[naughtygurl98]

"Ouch. My vagina's out"

[32DubV]

"I fucking like, save animals.. Like thats what I do" Hahahha thumbs up if yu died at this point

[DDgirl4862]

you 4got merp!!!!



[WhyAccordingToWill]

... Why am I even watching this?..

[DrSpecialBrown]

"there a alive when you kill it" what a dumb ass...

[ameia14]

These are not quotes. A quote is like... ''Pickle Head'' Or ...''Freakin Retrard''... Learn what a word means before yhu make a video about it.!!!

[FreakClique]

@ameia14 Those are just phrases, since you're not quoting anyone, but the statements in the video are quotations. So ditto.

[thegibzx]

Wait? Is that snooki??!!!! Oh sorry... Didn't recognize you whit your clothes on... Anyway. See ya tonigh ;)

[PantsFullaDance]

WAIT!!!

You lost me at "Wise Words With Snooki"

[djdbag]

They are alive when you kill them..... Should i laugh or cry

[StasiaSundlov]

''....Bernard''

[RPXXPR]

Nicole and Snooki are both aliases, she is actually a oompa-loompa who escaped from being a slave making Candy and chocolate bars, she is the only oompa loompa known to exist.

[fusionh2o1]

Legit can't stop laughing at the "oh, my vagina is out." line and then she falls off the bike! classic!

[leah1597]

My mom heard the beginning and was like "WHAT are you watching?!"

-_-

[SpacelySwaGG]

@leah1597 SAMMMMMMMEEEE HERE!!!!!!!!

[maddybuttini]

Hahaha..Bernard.

[kaylovxx99]

@mrlx8a then why the hell did you watch this if its that bad?

[buttercupburnzz]

@mrlx8a how do you know that that's the best new jersey has to offer. I live in New Jersey and no one here is that bad. Yea we party but so what everyone does. Stop judging New Jersey from that staged T.V. show!!!!

[ESFAndy011]

what fucking retards watch this garbage?? AND WHY IS IT STILL ON AIR?!?!?!

[jsharps1000]

snooki is ugly af for real. i dont watch jersey shore but i've heard of her. like who hasn't but shes fucking ugly.

[loveya1571]

@jsharps1000 So...ur tryina say that bcuz u think snooki is uglyl ur watchin dis video -.-

[jsharps1000]

@loveya1571 r u retarded? you may be damn there retarded.

[FlyOfDarkness]

WHY AM I WATTCHING THIIIIIS!!!!!!!! AND WHY CANT I STOOOOOP?!?!?!?!?!

[mrlx8a]

This has to be the dumbest ,most annoying orange bitch ever. WTF is a Snooki.. Maybe MTV should changed to orange people TV.. Phuck People from NJ.. If this is the best NJ has to offer... ,, Wow!!..

[aym7291]

w...t......f



[LukaszPrzek]

eww 

[anoziraflaminghot]

snooki looks different now o.O

[packofwolfleader]

FAT SLUT! ONE DAY I'LL HAVE THIS TRAMP DEAD! FUCKING FAT SLORE! I HATE THIS SHOW!

[kaylovxx99]

xDDD this made my day

[xZeZeHD]

sorry but i would fuck snooki

[surleyguru]

@xZeZeHD desperate much

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Is she a hobbit?

[Monstertwitch]

it's called a snooki monster, it's very famous!

[karrahbear6]

somehow i got here from a black veil brides video?

[HowardWolowitzFan]

CROCADILLI

[cybertron90]

Jersey Whore

[Jar0on]

OMG just turned vegeterian, I mean they are alive when they kill it!

[movifreek]

my gosh, first time watching the (in)famous Snooki... let's just say I'm not coming back for more :P

[MultiLorilorilori]

THIS SHIT SUCKS!!! I HATE THIS SHOW!!! AND I PLAN TO GET A HITMAN ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!! DROP DEAD! YOU REMIND ME OF KAREN GRAVANO ON MOBWIVES, YOUR BOTH FAT, THE BIGGEST SLUT ON YOUR TV SHOW, EXCEPT YOUR FUCKING WORSE YOU STUPID TRAMP!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!! BYE!

[blueyesparkle1]

LMFAO

[blueyesparkle1]

I just lost at least half of my brain cells watching this and it isn't even the actual show. RIP

[Khamillion4ever]

Snooki is a nasty little hoe 2 me. She fucked vinny a whole bunch o ftime and she sucked mikes dick and fucked him. Idk why people like her. She has no class, she is trash , and she is a dirty little skank.

[kristingonda]

lmfao! MY vaginas out..

[WatchVenusSpa]

Her vagina's out? How long is it?