Steph Stance on beer/virginity & bidding

[BriannMelo]

ok, soo, your reallly just disgusting? Your like a trucker man? Your a perve. A FAT freaking perve. Your gross, and ignorant and a dip of shizzam. Just sayin' I bet you fry yuor twinkies too. Sick. Bye.

Amanda&Bri.

[TheWatchGoesTick]

omg you\ weird and funny

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Why would somebody waste that much money for a girl with no experience? It'll be like doing a rubber chicken... damn.. You could get better booty for less than $5 on the corner of my street!

[mlbatts85]

@deatXbyXchocolate335 damn, u must live in a pretty crummy street

[SirAluminum]

You are so incinsiderate, I don't care if it's a joke, what you talk about is just annoying. I don't want to sound like a dick, but come on! Your not funny! And I would not pay even a penny to get with you. Your also encouraging prostitution, which is wrong. This is just how I look at it but others might think different

[CityUndead]

$8,043.

Just kidding, I think virginity is a very precious thing. I lost mine when I was 13. Right now I'm 16 and I'm with a 14 year old. He is a virgin, and he wants to lose it to me...I don't want to though because I think it's such a precious thing and I don't want him to throw that away.

[rok30]

$578.32.

[ARXHMalakas]

SOLD! u'll spend another 8 million on psychotherapy

[ARXHMalakas]

did i mention THAT U ROCK?

[orrin4]

@rok30 $578.33 :)

[MysteryRidahz]

Oh btw, lovely music. haha

[MysteryRidahz]

I take it, all this is a joke and my sense of humor is suppose to kick in right?

[TurtIedd]

-$100. Yes you must pay me. LOL

[CameronAProductions]

$0.01

[timgotta]

this is one mean dyke wow

[nik0praskaton]

lol I'l call you when I win lotto

[ScoobyBrew66]

LOL I loved it! Now if I only had the money... :)

[monkyman759]

half of a half of a half and so on and so on of a pice of shit

[keisha027]

LMAO girl u hilarious!!! great vid yo

[GimpVideos]

shit I dont got much money but honey I'd take you home and show ya a good time ;) From one lesbian to another we need more sex lol love ya!

[StephStance]

thanks :O)

[PosinGirl666]

i wouldn't even buy that with 1 penny. -gag-

[JB131170]

Dammit. Just got rickrolled.

[chicadani]

i will give you the most .85 cents the most for your ( + )

[javieradrianchomer]

My dog wants to fuck you. He is pure breed, he does his poop on the grass.

[locamorenanena]

where... can I get myself one of those cans o' r.b?

[capergirl1976]

Do you accept personal checks or money orders? :)

[Ralfrobot]

That comment below wasnt aimed at u steps.

[Ralfrobot]

I wouldnt give her ten pence for her vag. sorry. (ralf lezzbian)

[agentls5]

What if the guy screws her and thens runs off without paying. Thats what I hope happens!

[gl4734]

Haha! Awesome vid Steph!

Loved the closed diagram!

x

[xe1881]

oh lordy, steph i've missed your videos! i've been with out internet for a week becuase i did move out! we need to talk girl! loved the vid! glad im not in that closet LOL!!!

xoxo Chris

[broadjumper1]

Fiddy cents! And Natalie Dylan ain't worth no $7 million, that sorry little hosebag...

[SactoGranny]

What happened to the video? It says, "We're sorry, this video is no longer available."

[onecircle1]

What if the guy screws her and thens runs off without paying. Thats what I hope happens!

[Angieanything]

LOL Another awesome video. Loves it!!

[dl737]

I would love to bid on you Steph - but still awaiting my results for Natalie :)

[Zekeiel666]

Men or woman can be called a whore.  Cool beans hun.

[Zekeiel666]

I don't like woman or men who sell themselves. It is called being a whore in my state. Ha ha ha

[StephStance]

Does this apply to men too??? Just asking...

[FramedSabotage]

50 cents, a piece of string, lint, a lighter, a pocket knife, and a wad of paper. Yes this all came from my pocket.

[StephStance]

your my kinda person lol

[saintscoleman]

bahaha rockin specially the bell at the end wooots. I bid four billion one hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and twenty seven thousand and twenty six (Zimbabwe)Dollars. How do you like dem apples?

[StephStance]

come here lil girl....

[TrueBlueAustralian]

Dont worry i still think your a sweet innocent virgin.. You just lost your halo is all..

[StephStance]

it was a boomerang...just hoovering :)

[uMakMeSick]

It all sounds so slutty.

[StephStance]

it is slutty lol

[StylidiumLane]

Oh! You break my heart

[StephStance]

I did...? let me mend it

[LoweliLalani]

funny stuff here

[StephStance]

not always...but this time yes

[Yo0hCho0b]

LOL at your cat in the beginningg, but other then that, you're fucken awesome like always :D

[StephStance]

thanks yo0

[StephStance]

I did it out of pure love.

[PLERF]

"bidding" add one d in the title biding is like waiting for something

bidding is like wanting something that isn't yours but you'd risk your money thinking this will make me happy so you would like to have it.

Way to play the gay card, Steph. Martina, are you listening?

[StephStance]

Well thank you for the spelling thingy....

[RobBryan206]

This was a "T.K.O." for me! I LOVE IT! You go girl!!!

[StephStance]

Thank you RobBryan206

[missdivinestalls]

Seven million dollars? o.0

[StephStance]

is that not crazY?

[lousytshirt]

Ah, Steph, I can't believe you drink A&W. You have to know that Barq's is better. Anyhoo, if I still had my virginity I would offer it to you... yeah... for free. :D Great vid! I loved all the little extra effects.

[StephStance]

Barq's is good but not great... I like all kinds but A&W hs been my friend for well over 20 years lol

[BlackRiverBay]

I'm sorry, but I must weigh in here. IBC rocks.

[lousytshirt]

IB-Who? I'm not familiar with the brand... Sorry.

[StephStance]

I love IBC...in a bottle

[BlackRiverBay]

Okay, here's my bid: a year's supply of IBC...in frosty mugs, PLUS my Uncle Frank's recipe for homemade root beer. And when the night is over, you'll still be able to claim you were untouched by the male gender. Deal?

[StephStance]

where's the chocolate in this deal???

[lousytshirt]

Barq's out of the fountain... ooooh... But I can respect 20 years of history. There's no denying that! :D

[notUrsButMine]

The only reason I come here is to watch you.You always seem to get me thinking or smiling.

[StephStance]

Well I am glad you come... :)

[debcase11222]

Ha that is NOT a beer Steph!Go grab a bud baby!

[StephStance]

In a bottle? I could do that

[StephStance]

That was special... truly.

[lnqKrum]

Some people carry things to far and they hate you because of your natural talents.How dare them try to hold a lesbian done!on 2nd thought hum,lol

[StephStance]

I hadn't thought about that..ty

[LivingOutinOKC]

lol... crackin me up!!!!! get in and get out!! lol and i think you should have her for a night.. if i was rich i would give you the money!! lol

[StephStance]

I'd rather take money like that and open a gay housing complex... I can always find sex lol

[jtold322]

Your smile is priceless.

[StephStance]

smiling should always be free :)

[Syndee68]

The man paying for her must be one money makin' fool.

[StephStance]

I second that!This guy must be over flowing ya know?

[DebUSA]

My mother will turn 77 in June, and she hasn't had sex with a man or women (and probably not even with herself) in about 25 years. I wonder if I could pimp her out...LOL

She's a blond if that makes any difference.

[StephStance]

lmao...how do you know she isn't self pleasing??? lol

[DebUSA]

She's coming up on Sunday from Virginia for a week. I'd ask, but I really don't want to know the answer. I want to remember her as mom the semi-virginal. Notice the state she's currently living in?...LOL

[trevinoband]

Ill give you like 15 bucks.

[StephStance]

This is the best offer so far...how sad :(

[trevinoband]

Really, I am winning? I never win.

And thats not sad haha, I would totally give more if I wasnt so like.. poor. haha a $15 bid from me is like gold baby. haha

good vid.

[StephStance]

well looks like you are the only one wanting lol

[trevinoband]

cant wait

[angryislander56]

WTF IS the virginity thing? In what other area

of human endeavor is ignorance and inexperience

valued in such a way? Is it a power thing? Do

they like the fact that the poor thing is most

likely afraid? Or do they think their mighty

cock will dazzle and enthrall? Ya that's it:)

[StephStance]

dazzle???? OMG!!!!!

[angryislander56]

snickers!

[StephStance]

now ya got me craven

[grumpychuck]

For 20 years?...We need to examine this, don't you think? I'm guessing that you're over 20 years old? Have you ever had sex with a man? I'm guessing "yes"...but it is only a guess, mind you. If the answer is "yes" hen are you saying you somehow regained your virginity? You know something?...I actually don't care...name the price!!!

[StephStance]

lol@ chuck

[benzone50]

love the church organ at the end-very religious experience! LOL!

[StephStance]

It is Benny!!! LOL

[souixana]

sniff! Now that is the most generous thing I have ever heard sniff! Damn Steph your altruistic nature brings tears to my eyes. sniff!

[StephStance]

I got a hanky....it's a little worn but still works,ya need it?

[randomshawn]

I don't know if I like the new Steph.

[StephStance]

I am not a new steph...just the same me

[BlackRiverBay]

I think it's s shame that people will pay to use someone like that. As for the woman, it's up to her what she wants to do with her body and how she wants to share it. I'd like to see how she explains her experience to her own daughter some day when she tells her about the birds and the bees and the importance of waiting to be with someone she cares about, rather than treating sex casually.

[StephStance]

I think she figures that she is gonna do it any way so why not make it really REALLY memorable...

[larryboi88]

God, you crack my shit up! I love your videos, Steph! You are the greatest!

[StephStance]

thank you Larry

[longhairred]

LOL @ save the poor girl. Aw, what a philanthropist! ;)

[StephStance]

I know...I'm so bad sometimes lol

[Peachis911]

roflmfao i got a question i think might be a good topic if a girl has never been with a man but she gets with a woman never been penitrated is she still a virgin?

[StephStance]

the key "never been penetrated" is the answer lol

[thenudo]

LOL I like that idea!! :) I'd say you could beat her out Steph by AT LEAST a couple of mill!! :D

[StephStance]

Even though I'm used? woW thanks :)

[arielsandersmusic]

Go git yours gf!!!

[StephStance]

I'm trying... begging lol

[timluns]

Stance I love your STUFF ( not that stuff ) sorry old white guy you would not want my stuff ( Bad Joke ) But I say you don't sell your personal stuff to no one! if there is any thing personal you should sell it should be your Voice.

[StephStance]

Oh thank you...that was very sweet

[terriboi4]

OMG the closet was over the top!

[StephStance]

That was the bomb!!

[Goobian]

I saw her on Tyra the guy that had the highest bidder was this creepy old guy. I can see guys getting into that but this day and age it's basically useless because girls are so active in sports and other activities like that there is no hymen to burst into like in the old days. You aren't getting good sex because they aren't experienced! I do want to try out one of those bunny ranch girls someday lol for like 1200 dollars an hour.

[StephStance]

LOL....lots of girls still have their hymen.

What is a bunny ranch girl?

[Goobian]

Not as many as a few decades ago. When it comes down to the night they have sex for the first time. The bunny ranch you know the brothel in Nevada. They have the show cathouse on HBO.

[StephStance]

I had no idea,honestly.I don't pay for tv

[Goobian]

Oh ok lol. Understandable. This girl is going through the bunny ranch with this so it is legal. Their stepdad got a college loan in their name of I think 25 thousand dollars and ran off with it the police are trying to catch him. Dennis the guy that runs the brothel gave the girls a loan in advance and the oldest sister worked at his brothel to pay it off. I think she worked for 3 months there but I don't remember. She said she isn't traumatized or anything bad just isn't her type of job.

[tomarranight]

steph, will you sing for a bid of $50...

[StephStance]

and where would I be singing at?

[tomarranight]

i hear once you go steph you never go back....so, steph are you going to teach this girl a thing or two.

[StephStance]

Ummm welll err...

[BaldButWigged]

your b!tch beanie is cool. tyra had her on the show, and i think it's crazy as hell. i made a vid about it. her dad was in the shiit.

[StephStance]

YOu should put up as a response on here.

[macaronipop]

gurl, mine's up for bids now!!

lol

you aint right!!

mike

[mikma]

mikma was here

[StephStance]

are you up for auction too?

[1DRock37167]

If you have what someone wants and they are willing to pay for it, then whats the friggin problem?

[tree1309]

I love the ending

[StephStance]

it was necessary  :)

[icequeensmelted]

Steph your priceless...

[StephStance]

are you bidding on me?

[hagirl62]

LOL, Like the last part. lol, Steph you needs some nookie girl!

[StephStance]

are you volunteering baby?

[FindingMeAgain]

LMAO

[chesterroo]

<3 you Steph!! Your videos are the best!!

[StephStance]

thank you...do you know the Cheetos guy?

[sugarandlance]

You are so cute! If your not getting enough sex, well.. I can't help you honey. But if you give me 5 dollars and 24 cents, I may consider it...

[StephStance]

you want me to pay YOU to have sex with ME?Who could pass up such an offer LOL

[Bikermom69]

LOL!

[StephStance]

Sue....I love you!

[Bikermom69]

I love you too Steph! I got my CD today...yippie!

[StephStance]

You did?That's cool.I only put out a total of 100 physical CD's and once they are gone,that's it...I will not be putting more out. enjoy it I hope lol

[xenafan33]

I would offer but you know Steph your priceless... You have a lot of things people would just die for... You are funny,caring,talented,sexy,fun­ny,nice... Your not a hater and like you said if people can't take a joke then there is something wrong with them.. I thought it was funny... And where can I get one of those closets...

[StephStance]

I put the link in the description box... I think in the UK

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL that was great, and typically StephStance irreverent... except that there was a second or so of very reverent organ music at the end. How'd you get into that? Er... get in or get out? I think I'm confused... ;)

[StephStance]

you have officially arrived... we are in a constant state of confusion. lol

[connie3253]

OMG! You are so funny! I had to favorite this one. I bet you could show that girl a thing or two!

[StephStance]

well ummm..She may be technically a virgin but I am sure she has dabbled on some spots,if ya know what I mean...

[hallbe]

I wish someone would buy my old condoms....

I hope you remember where that came from...

Otherwise, that's gonna come off weirder than I usually am!

You use mixcraft?

[StephStance]

Yes i do...

[LezVirgoBaby]

A high bid on your virginity is much better than waiting latter to selling it over and over again! I would do it, If I was a virgin!

[Angitia41]

FFS I am trying to regain virginity..If I were to sell it it be worth maybe 5.00 lol

[StephStance]

lmao...how do you regain it?Just what are you doing?

[Angitia41]

LOL refraining from sex...And duct taping it shut..LOL LOL... *GRINS*..hey look at my video of me and ron lol

[tayishere202]

lol the closet pic was funny

[StephStance]

I thought it was creative :)

[dizzylizzybeth]

LOL you kill me girl!! I loves ya!

[StephStance]

Ok so the next time I call your pussy petting butt...answer the phone lol

[dizzylizzybeth]

Girl!! Imma be right near the phone this weekend give me a Ring a ling ya feel me? LOL

[lovie2000]

I heard that on the radio a few minutes ago....they said 3.7 million....I was like damn.........

What could you get for a non-virgin coochie....that still feels like one..........LOL

[StephStance]

let me check out the goods and I'll let ya know .....  :)

[Dlorezzz]

you are just naughty.............

[thizizliz]

Well said Dlorezzz! It was naughty, but funny. :)

[StephStance]

oh yessss...

[StephStance]

I know but it is my nature baby... :)

[GreatGig1]

Wow!! YOU have sex??? Imagine that...hahahaha! Wouldn't that make you a "John" if you bought that woman?? Just asking...ha!

[MeanBlackDude]

I love this woman!

[GreatGig1]

Hey, MBD! It's always fun to have ya stalking me! Seems like the only way we see each other these days...damn shame I say! xoxoxoxo

[MeanBlackDude]

Do you Twit, MySpace, Blogger....something?

[GreatGig1]

Yeah...something...hahaha!

[MeanBlackDude]

Well....give it to me woman!!!

Can PM for confidentiality if need be.

[GreatGig1]

You know where to find me! :-)

[StephStance]

I twit alone :)

[StephStance]

maybe a Jane...I use the Jon lol

[MeanBlackDude]

2:16

Priceless!!!! Ha! I didn't know you could sell virginity, WOW.

I wonder how much I could get....hmmmmm

(d & d free, slightly used)

[dizzylizzybeth]

Call me!! LMAO!! Hey Lez!!!

[lovie2000]

Not a damn penny.......you know you a nut slayer

[MeanBlackDude]

NO! I slay teh POON!

I come cheap too. I give sexy time for bacon/egg & cheese sammiches.

Hey Lizzy! What's for dinner? I may be on my way!!!