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  • I ALWAYS TUNE IN TO SEE HIM SMILE. EVEN A QUICK flash of the teeth. Some toothpaste company need to drop this man some big bucks to do commercials.

    This video gonna have dudes doing a remake of this with clothes/shoes they bought with their income tax money.

  • Ah bidda bidda bah, with a lil bit of bacon, ah bidda bidda bah bacon lmao

  • whats your skype, I have a question :)

  • Lmao this video was funny as hell.

  • i am toooo thru with you! lmfaooooo

  • Jessssuuuusss, you may have to put that big boy touch screen computer up for graps. OMG, boo. You look like you smart ass hell though, I am sure you will figure a way to juke this.

  • You can act really good.

  • Lol too funny

  • lol i have a friend just like you! loldramatic and all. i love u bruh so funny

  • I love your videos.

  • Can I tell you how much I LOVE that you rocked the Christina Aguilera cd / song at the end! .. mahh gaaaawd! I LOVE U lol

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ACTED LIKE THIS AFTER I GOT FIRE!!! LOL

  • LMAOOOO !

  • AAAHHHHH ! Wait a minute ! <3 the video ! But at 0:05 ... is that the Pink Friday CD ? ^_^ .

  • R u gay?? I pray nt ;-)

  • omg that nicki bit - buda buda ba buda buda buda buda bada!!!! "I tweeted him...where's my stimulus check at dude?" lmao!

  • I really hate nicki minaj, she's too ghetto for the American public

  • I love the BYOB version of Nicki lol

  • I'm giving you a thumbs up for the Armani Exchange bag.

    Just because I work there. XD

  • at 0:20 i thought that was a real song lol

  • Barak Obama...I tweeted him...I tweeted him...I tweeted him!!!! LOL...too much

  • OOOOH....I want your touch screen. YES Im a jealous bitch.

  • Um, I'm jealous that u have a touch screen computer O_O

  • LIKE

  • omg u need to be on tv lol...loved the vid..thumbs up

  • like always love the vid hun. u gon be alright boo.keep ya head up.

  • LOL...you are too funny and I love your videos as usual. Man you will be aight...because your talented and I am sure resilient so just keep grinding and it will pay off. side note....please tell me the make and model of your computer because I need an upgrade and would love to research the joint you have. I will check back because I know you read your comments :-)

  • @morpheusmann thankx so much. everything happens for a reason. but it's still so hard to say goodbye. lol. my pc is a touch smart HP

  • @alonzolerone Your very welcome man. Guess what? I ordered me a touch smart HP 600-1370 so I may need you to give me some tips on how to work it like you did in this video lol. I will continue to give you words of encouragement til you better opportunity comes along.

  • ZoZo you lost weight! 0_o...and your body proportions are actually looking right. :-D lmao jk. but you do look great, keep it up. :-)

  • You are toooo damn cute! lol love this!

  • @ambervisions HE'S NOT EVEN LIGHT-SKINNED! HE AINT THAT CUTE! I'VE SEEN MUCH BETTER, SUCH AS MYSELF!

  • @JOSH3183 What does being light skinned have to do with anything? He's a beautiful man and he is funny! Ya want me to check out your channel. Just say so.....no need to rip on someone else!

  • @ambervisions YOU THINKING HE'S A BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY MAN, IS JUST YOUR OPINION. CAUSE THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THAT!! I'M NOT RIPPING ON HIM. I JUST THINK HE COMES OFF AS A SHOW-OFF AND A FAKE! I MEAN, WHO CONSTANTLY SMILES OR OPEN THEIR MOUTH, TO SHOW OFF THERE VENEERS?? WE CAN ALL TELL YOU WEREN'T BORN WITH THOSE FAKE TEETH!!!

  • @JOSH3183 Yep...my opinion. You are not required to share in my opinion. HOw old are you anyway? lol Yes....my thinking he is funny and beautiful is my opinion......thank YOU for stating the obvious. Dont be a hater! He's just havin fun!

  • @JOSH3183 Hey boo, do you have one of them nasty stank uncircumcised dicks. I hate uncut dicks....YUCK

  • @JOSH3183 You dont even have any videos up that you have made much less an icon pic. lol c'mon now.....how ya gonna be rippin on someone else who is putting it out there and doin a good job? Let be for real now!

  • @ambervisions I'M QUITE AWARE I DON'T HAVE ANY VIDEOS OR A ICON PICTURE UP! THANK-YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS! I'M NOT HERE TO POST VIDEOS OR PICTURES UP! YOU THINKING HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB IS YOUR OPINION RIGHT?! CAUSE IT 4-SURE ISN'T A TRUE FACT!! I MEAN, LETS BE REAL NOW!!!!

  • @JOSH3183 Youre funny. Then why do you compare him to yourself if you dont even have an image of yourself or any videos up! lol Yes.........its my opinion......whats your point? Never said you HAD to like him. Youre not liking him is just your opinion. We all have em!

  • @ambervisions Honey, this troll needs a hug...that's all Boo....So sad

  • I was like that with my games. But sure would be like that with my PS3,PSP,Assasin Creed games, and my computer.

  • Lmao love the BYOB reference.. they're the shiznit.. just like u :)

  • the ending is EPIC i love it

  • LOL This is really funny AND cooky but I don't understand. Did you lose your job and you have to give up your fave shopping labels or something? I wanna know :)

  • hey bruh dont cry.....i can get you on at walmart........

  • You need a Vacation.... Get your mind off it all.. lol

  • LMAO U FUNNY AS HELL

  • Are you rich? You have all this really nice stuff! Lucky :(

  • @lauracally blessed

  • @lauracally I DONT LIKE HIM, HE COMES OFF AS A SHOW-OFF!

  • what was that song by nicki i heard my friends talkin bout it...i was like wahh???

  • I'm too crazy for your videos...this had me cracking up....but I wish you the best...your next big opportunity will come soon!!

  • That's a really nice computer!!!!!!!! lol

  • Touch screen for the win! Babeh!

  • now that computer is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiice!

  • I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV YO SHOES!!! What size r they?

  • @jambbar MY SIZE lol

  • that so sad...well if its any consolation I work for Banana Republic...I can keep you up on any discounts that may be of service to you...

  • DAMN ALONZO, You got me feeling so bad over here for you man! *tear tear*

    Why you gotta go cryin' like that for man, Ahhhhhhh? *sniffle booger tear*

  • WOW. You got fired or let go? PLEASE re-enact that. I want to know how this foolishness transpired. You seem like you could pull off "puppy dog" eyes. Are you more reserved in public and yourself here? I feel you though, but I'm doing online surveys so I can @ least have pocket change for the time being shhh...don't tell anybody

  • Lmfao. "Im a gain weight. Im a gain my wieght back cuz i aint gotta go to work.". Priceless. And were those real tears @ 1:12. I swear you are the sexiest, funniest, and most entertaining blogger. I wish you the best in your job hunt and in life. You just made me crack up after being down about not finding a job yet. Thats a gift.

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  • i didnt kno u ACTUALLY had a job..i always thought u were juss messin around..WHERE DID U WORK AT!!.. you kno what..b/c they fired u imma have to do a drive by..BANG BANG!! :))

    

  • @iluvreeses16 ya i worked for 8 freaggin years. that's how i was able to afford all dem labels LOL. and about that drive by ...all i have to say is "the big big bang! the reason i'm alive" LOL

  • @alonzolerone LOL im in lurve with that song

  • i cried for you. but if you have anything in XS/S in AX shippem TO MEH!!!!!!. love you beautiful.

  • Thats a sexy computer you got there!

  • Did you just cum @ 0:48 .... PS.. you have cute cloths, I would wear all of them, but im sure there NOT my size.. the length paty... im sure the w. is! But anyways.. Did you just followed, Liked and subscribed to yourself at the end.. (confused)

  • Garage Sale!! Hope you find a job soon bro

  • ahh it'll alrite...i no it sucks hard

  • You are total mess! If there's one thing I know about you, is that you're a creative and determined person. You will land on your feet with better than you had before. You ain't giving up nothing. You may have to put it on hold for a second, but you will stay laced in labels. I'm sure. Love you, Lo!

  • yeah getting fired and being broke sucks

  • XD xtina greatest hits cd!!! Genie in a bottle 2.0!!!! Yay lol nd awe jobless sux but ur sexy u can find a job quick I bet! :D

  • LMAO @ stimulus check and playing on a brand new computer when you broke.

  • I'd give him a job if i could! No man should have to lose all his babies!! :/

  • damn what type of computer was that? Better yet since you a little down on your luck WANNA SELL IT?! Just kidding, unless you really do.

  • "ima keep u in my little box" hahahah so funny

  • Im coming to release you from all your stress and where goin to go to all your favorite stores. And buy anything you like, Then wew have to return it all the next day because im just as broke as you.LOL.

  • Don't I know that feeling too well. I by pass crying in the clothes for crying in front of the fridge. Ain't nothing in there. *tear.

  • LMBO... I felt the exact same way bro, there IS life after Armani Exchange... (psst... check out the clearance section)

  • LOL Ur So Sexy...LOL

  • Add me on facebook

  • Ur so freaking awesome, I wish u were near where I live, I would love to go out and hangout and have drinks with u..u shld come to san Antonio Texas

  • GOT THE SAME KICKS FROM ALDO...IN BLACK AND WITH....LOL

    

  • lmao i keep replaying the first ten seconds.

    n the nicki minaj part confuses me how did u do that lol.

  • Lol your so silly!!

  • LMAO the orgasm part was tooo funny!! Love Love Love ur vids too funny

  • you are a nut!! LMAO!!

  • I found this video absolutely hilarious. =] I didn't think anything could make me smile today! Thank you!!

  • lol...look like you got enough to get you through for awhile..clothes i mean..Glad i'm not the only who keeps the bags and boxes

  • If that's any consolation your videos are getting better and better. :D

    I enjoy it so much. :)

  • i need 2 take laptop to the bathroom w/ me when i watch these videos from now on....tired of crawling, cryin, laughin all the way down the hall rofl

  • U have amazing taste in clothes

  • aww i can see your pain,HUGS it'lll be okay

  • I love the ending.

  • damn touch screen computer lol nice

  • love the ending

    

  • Lol @ "Ima need an eraser" LOL..yup I remember you ain't have no choice but to clean your timbs with ERASERS!

  • Man you have some expensive clothing! :D

  • your computer is sexy AS HELL

  • The etiquettes of your video are funny: crying sad barack obama osama bin laden dead... Hahahaha! Makes my laugh :D

  • I Like, I thumbs up, I comment, I suscribe, what else can I do so I can console you babeh? I LOVE YOU!

  • I feel you Alonzo!!!!!! Your not alone!

  • this was so funny in *tears* right now ...".now ima gain weight ,ima gain my weight back cause i aint got ,i aint gotta to work,i aint gotta to work ".......lol my favorite part

  • #bagorgasm? LOL

  • LMAO@ bag orgasm(u'r 2 free w/ your darn self ,lol) for a min I thought you were about to apologize to your timberland. Too funny for words

  • Hey. maybe you can have a garbage sale or Ebay sale. Pimp yourself out and make videos for hire.

  • this ad is taking forever to fucking load !

  • love your video I know how you feel

  • AAAAAAAAAW... I HOPE YOU GET BETTER... LOVE YOU HOPE IN THE FUTURE... OR ASAP! U GET A NEW JOB!!! GET 2 THOSE INTERVIEWS... GET TO It!

  • man please with those clothes at least you can still LOOK like you have a job!! MAN UP and Wipe them Girly Tears *slaps across face* Get Yo Self Together!! You better Iron that damn shirt, put a crease in them jeans, wipe down those shoes and step out like you goin to work....and then just ride to the ride to the dumpster, cause gas is hella expensive and you ain't got no job! ..okay let's regroup, dammit we need another plan!

  • @BigTashia LMAO!!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha­ha!!!!

  • Alonzo has better clothes than me being unemployed than I ever had with a job LMAO let me go shopping in HIS closet! haha

  • @alonzolerone i have the same sneakers as you at 0:05 the grey ones. P.S. u make awsome videos... much love from russia.

  • @alonzolerone Ermm...Can you ship that Express shirt to me..with you in it? :-) j/k *gives my Alonzo a big hug*....dammit I know you gotta breathe, I'll let go in a few..hours!

  • i feel u man, i'm there now! being unemployed is a bad thing!

  • Ugh... You're so hot. Start doing auditions and get on my tv so I can drool at u some more ;) x

  • lmao this was so funny, i laughed through the entire video, keep up he great work because you are amazing. I love you more than you know cupcake, smooches.

  • I hope you are able to find you a new place of work

    You're favored so I'm sure ya will

  • This dude oozes sex/sex appeal in everything he does! How is that possible?! lol

    Alonzo, you're frickin' hilarious!

  • BAHA! "I remember i pee'd on you , it was by accident, i was drunk.. i was drunk..."

    -Love you boyfriend! .^_^.

  • Lol. I know it is ruff. When you are unemployed. You can't shop like you want to.. You have to budget yourself.

  • xtina in your outro woohoo. no pun intended xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  • Lmbo!!

  • i just fell in love w/ur hp desktop !

  • 0:38 Tease. :p

  • I DEFINITELY feel your pain!! This stimulus check betta' hurry the fu--- ....

    *Regains sanity* ..."Cuse me...I almost Lost my Jesus in this Madness.... See what Unemployment does to human being???!

  • hilarious lol

  • My god you are extremely attractive :)....Wish you the best of luck

  • I need a job too! I've filled out so many applications T_____T

  • Double thumbs up for the closet scene!! ;)

  • @Elvis66 where else am i gonna keep my clothes ?? lol

  • Glad to see you're handling this well, *Big Rabbitt Hug!!!*

  • @ajrabbitx2 o you call that well?! HA!!

  • @alonzolerone Nope, I call that a mental melt downE But yes, I'm not surprised coming from a Pisces..lol.. *keeps hugging* ...lol

  • .. you look like you need a hug..... *huggs tight*

  • Does Express clothes bring you to orgasm? lmao!!

  • @02BlackStallion no. but mixed with Guess...HELL YESSSS

  • @alonzolerone LMAO!!!!

  • make a porno :)

  • @EmmaKKardashian this was my application video

  • u be alright 

  • breeditrawdotcom is hiring

  • @deshawn18 wth that sounds like an animal sex site

  • @alonzolerone lmao!!! well cocodorm will let u stay there and pay you $300 a week.

  • OH MY FUCKING GOSH! I SWEAR I DID THIS 2 DAYS AGO WHILE CLEANING MY CLOSET!!...........I need to get off youtube and finish job hunting

  • @9thwardtea we'll go together

  • @alonzolerone lets all go together i've applied to so many places they all should know who i am by now through the other companies lol

  • look a tags :)

  • Lol, I don't whether to laugh or be sad... :0( :0)

  • .... I love you lmao<3

  • DAMN YOU SEXY... but it will be ok. You gonn find a job soon. Love yo vids. Mwah

  • broadcast yourself on cam4, you will be a millionaire ;)

  • it seems like his fame is gone :o

  • and you'r crazy ;p

  • first XD

  • Label whore lol

  • awww it's gonna be all right,the good lord will bless you with an Evan better job.......SN:you crazy LMAO!!!

  • First to say FIRST!

  • Had a little bit too much fun with the Guess bag, huh?

  • mm goosh ur soo sexayy ;) :) loll loveuu xxx

  • wow. I'm going to rob ur monitor.

  • You are soo silly! Thumbs UP all the WAY! lol

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