Rejected Cartoons by: Don Hertzfeldt

[curtiscbear00100]

2:40 on had me in stitches ahahaha

[dsanders2009]

My eyes were almost took in away. Till I took an arrow to the kner

[TheBloodyloon]

1,423 people think it's funny to point out how many people dislike a particular video.

[delightfuloblivion]

I thought the last one was the best one.

[nottooclassified]

After watching this the only line that sticks is "I feel fat... and sassy!"

[Steyr455]

1422 peoples anuses are bleeding!!

[FantasmaBAnco]

I love it when the sentient head cancer watches the jet-powered octopus-pig fly overhead.

[MelanieMs37]

1422 people are stupid

[MelanieMs37]

so funny

[Jerakal]

1,422 Didn't bring their coats.

[stephanie822004]

1,422 people got their eyes yanked out by an alien

[cleborpbro27]

A film by an abosolute brilliant!

[queenluver213]

my brother showed this to me when i was 7. i was horrified. i watch it at age 16 and im pissing myself laughing.

[TheHoneybun1214]

That was pure art.

[MrBouncemouse]

I am feeling fat and sassy!

[tylergunnzebra]

EEE MONKEY PORKCHOPY MCMOOTS

[Asisoyyoquepasa]

Booooring :)

[ElChuyHector]

1422 people have hemorroids.

[AAlexandre88]

1422 people have a bleeding anus .

[DoctorDavisDraco]

Most.Important.CulturalHallmar­k.OfThe20thCentury.



[MarsMartian789]

These will honestly never get old...ever.

[TMcKeon408]

1:56 tf2 in a nutshell

[Charlytrippo]

I don`t get it.

It all seems pretty much okay for kids.

Why did they get rejected?

[singer5550100]

i didn't like the ones i watched.

[narugetsu]

I watched this about a year or so ago, and I just rewatched it. It was still hilarious.

[ConnattyFilm]

@narugetsu I watched this for the tenth time about two days or so ago, and I just rewatched it. It was still hilarious.

[JP3Undead]

Is that what happens when girls have their periods?

[cool97579]

no. youre just stupid.

[MsBondii]

@JP3Undead no

[ThunderBombCC]

I can see whhy they rejected this...this video is weird but funny!!!!!!

[EatAFlamingoStudios]

Behold... THE EDGE OF YOUTUBE!

[TheMegaFlyers]

7:10 - 8:40 Epic animation. Oh and hilarious, too!

[FlandreScarlet01]

this isnt the weird part of youtube. this is beyond it WELCOME TO THE POIND OF NO RETURN!

[death4some]

my anus is bleeding! lol i was drinking milk and spit it all over my computer desk.

[capitanmorganjoke]

2:48 PERFECT MIC SPAM

[PeterStaal01]

This.... is.... pure.... genius.

[eliaspman]

anyone know the music played in the background? especially the drum solo when he says i am the queen of france

[dboyen]

@eliaspman a lot of the music is Beethoven Symphony #9

[Brandonator1999]

uh oh...worst time 2 hav ur but period, dancing

[RidintotheSunset]

HELP! MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! lol

[TheCPUaddict]

URANUS ur anus  >-----(OverUusedJoke)----->

[StormHertz]

4:40

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!

[EvilReese33]

240p..... We meet again.

[Cals1607]

I still dance like those fluffy things.

[johnhorstmeyer]

Funny how these didn't get aired but Robot Chicken did...

[stolencheezburger]

I live in a giant bucket

[1kelseysmith]

why do people take that screaming so much

[12835jacob]

I am a Banana!!!!

[apsutif123]

@brokenbostonbassist it would be weird if you didnt

[brokenbostonbassist]

is it wrong that i have a boner?

[RuSSeLLSGaYaLLTHeWaY]

Like #38,104

[asdf11221ify]

@egoraptor what you known about this right here?

[bunniesaresocutey]

There appears to be a plethora of red blood cell being emited from my rectal area.

[Chris9029738]

If Don Hertzfeldt and George Carlin would have had a child, he would have to be named god.

[foolishcartoons]

love the Hertz!

[DrDesumThePanda]

By today's cartoon standards we would see these on TV in no time.

[funnyscares595]

Am I the only one who thinks the "my spoon is too big" guy kinda sounds like herbert from family guy?

[CrazyEsmeralda11]

3:58 my favorite one lol

[rainier14410]

1,417 people forgot to bring their silly hats.

[sonic7rings]

@rainier14410 i did not i just did not like it it is very disturbing and watch this video /watch?v=Sn81P8ihsOw

[DrewmanWoW]

1417 people have no sense of humor

[loradam121]

i used to take an arrow to the knee but then an arrow removed my knee

[theblackhawkbear]

tuesday's coming...

[Daetheman]

lol 4:10

[Badgerfan300]

my iq just decreased by 5 points

[Hampro1]

These cartoons, though at times seem retarded, actually have some philosophical meaning

[piercegriffiths]

*see at 7:42

[piercegriffiths]

What the hell did I sa

[stevenwg19]

Someone was on acid.

[13junes]

His spoon is awful big...

[chriscos123]

1,416 people were feeling fat and sassy.

[RockAndRoll805]

I knew what was coming up at 4:54 so I had to skip it...

[MetalBoii12345]

there like WTF cant u read the sign sez silly hats ONLY!!!

[MetalBoii12345]

u kno wut.....i think my spoon is too big....dont u? lol

[callofdookie854]

@supergodmusic2 dont correct people's spelling when u cant spell either. it is anus not enis u retard

[DGK889]

my spoon is to big lol

[cmslipknotfan13]

Everybody dance!

[shmoozii]

asdf movie before there was a asdf movie

[Milkytrainman]

I used to dance, but then I took an arrow to the anus.

[zevex747]

@Milkytrainman - I thought that joke was dead, but that was actually pretty funny.

[TonyTToon]

A 9 minute YouTube toon, kicked much ass! Enjoyed it.

[hihu5636]

Life is good and fun until your anus is bleeding.

[Idiotboyism]

2:52 So offensive, it's hilarious!

[daddyrules62]

For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding !!!!

[gpmax1]

harry you are a mong!

[harryluvessport]

@gpmax1 oiiiiiiiii. ps my anus is bleeding

[CertifiedBad4ss]

Trolling since 1999

[bluemanfan88]

i am the QUEEN of FRANCE.

[samtherealboy]

Im feeling fat and sassy is the best response to any question ever posed

[scooterjim77]

dumb fucking baby

[scooterjim77]

anger ticks fire out of my nipples

[MrBananaman3000]

I am indeed a banana(:

[SilverChimedCat]

how did i get here :o....

[Mixmastermarcus87]

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!

[drifterv2000]

epic cartoon

[stickmansam1234]

Jake, Pete

[Cornolmez]

thumbs if u didnt know that i make animations but checked them out and enjoyed them, lol :

[crazitaco]

"your watching the family learning channel,and now angry ticks fire out of my nipples"

MOOOOOOGHHHHHHH!

[14ND0NLYJ3R1N]

I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!

[Beatlenut2000]

MA SPOON IS TOH BIHG!

[lordmiles27]

IM FEELING FAT. AND SASSY

[normalz4weirdos]

This kinda reminds me of asdfmovie.

Thumbs up if you agree.

[ohhmanitscam]

@normalz4weirdos i reckon asdf movie was inspired by this!

[nazgrel1000]

i can see why this wasnt aired with the FNC really existed

[twilightgirl4343]

I just wasted nine and a half minutes of my life.

Lets watch it again!

[mrshihi2011]

My spoon is to big

[jasonkin1]

2:51 xDDD

[LasFrambuesas]

I AM THE KING OF FRANCE!

[fluffyspissed]

i could understand why this would be rejected by the family network channel but come on, this guy could have tried some other tv networks or something to air his show, hell there are some networks that would still probably air this show

[Ninox37]

@fluffyspissed

The whole "Family Network Channel" thing is fictional.

[fluffyspissed]

@Ninox37 oh, my fault... still i think this shouldve been a show on some network

[LexiLovessYouu]

OMG!!!! I REMEMBER SEEING THIS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO!!!!! Hahahaha so posting this on fb!!!

[crofud]

Where all the Random Internet Videos got their inspiration from!!!!!!

[Dazidan]

Trolling in the old days XDXD

[Tnics63]

I don't think the cartoons became unstable, but rather they met "The Nothing" from The Never Ending Story.

[MitchieCookie123]

No wonder I'm so fucked up.

[MitchieCookie123]

I remember watching this a looong time ago when I was like 10. I honestly never thought I'd see it again.

[floofytown]

The one and only. The original. It inspired so much internets.

[AlternateNerd]

I feel fat and sassy. XD

[ilovemagicbananas]

My anus was bleeding, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[kayandan1]

4:56 starts the best one. MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! YAY YAY YAY

[MrBustthatbeat]

I am feeling fat, and sassy.

[dreamshadows88]

a network like adult swim should totally use segments like these

[KILLERONROAD]

YouTube: A community where people can go to watch stupid funny videos and go "WTF".

[jnewcomer27]

I can't understand why the Family Learning Channel would reject these.

[dandrew1121]

My spoon is too big.

[DVNTdragon]

What the fuck did I just watch.

[watermelonpizza]

Alright I think thats enough internet for one day

[Bloodblade70]

This is hilarious, but a little random

[Joshalidina]

@Bloodblade70 ...

[kayandan1]

@Bloodblade70 no shit sherlock

[YellowLemonRedApple]

I live in a giant bucket!

I am feeling fat and sassy

[banhamm3r]

I've watched this countless times but I just now realized how freaking creepy 8:00 - 8:40 is.

[jffry890]

7:54 :O hrkglbasbjkwl

[fairtothebees]

i want to be best friends with this guy...

[ThrasherV]

1409 people don't wear silly hats...

[R0ug3Sh4d0w]

im the queen of france

[EpicMileyFan11]

i am a banana!!!!! oh yeah

[argstudio]

Thumbs up for the 5,421,582 viewer of this!

:D

[PurpleUnicorns1122]

Ahahhaha! 1:43

[RainbowDomo8]

My spoon is too big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[Pumpkin201393]

How cute yet inappropriate

[ThexDarkxCrow]

I love the bleeped part at 1:41

[Pumpkin201393]

I can't wait to see this but it's taking forever to load is it stressful for anyone else

[emily21829]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! MY ANUS IS BLUFHIDHOWNIFUV OUEHG LWUSLAMLIQA,AMUQMFIU3 HFIUP3QHGAP HIHQPUP

[mikaelarexen2011]

My anus us bleeding!

[supergodmusic2]

@mikaelarexen2011 its enis

[RealKipotu]

1:11 I am a banana... Some years later: It's peanut butter jelly time!!

[xx19Steph19xx]

"I'm queeeeen of France!" :)

[CSUlakers]

@xx19Steph19xx ~~( '_' )~~

[THETOXICSKITTLES1]

cloud guy 1 says " NOW WITH MORE SODIUM! " cloud guy 2 " SWEET JESUS!' 1:50 - 1:53

XDD

[breadbug100]

7:11 - 8:41 2012

[Gnoo]

Anyone know the name of the song?

[synettepro3]

my cousin threw up a the "my anus is bleeding"

[MGweirdo]

5:42 - 6:25 xDDDD

[TheAbbo27]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANIS IS BLEEDING!!!

[michaelroks11111]

I love this video

[Juubakka]

I used to make cartoons of anus's bleeding, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Kuroo2322]

MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!,!,!,!  Lol!!,!

[ralphilicious]

Hi

[phillip98766]

utter shite

[extracredit100]

this guy musta been on a good one

[2008pickles]

you my friend are an artist

[Stormbubi]

@2008pickles hes dead

[Stormbubi]

@Stormbubi naah just kiddn ;)

[xXstocksy100Xx]

My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big. My Spoon Is Too Big! I am a banana!

[ncscheerlader2011]

check out my channel

[boog404]

Hey, im wearing a top hat...... that must be silly enough.*walks over to wall*. "Hey guys!" "Can you read?!?!??!? The sign says silly hats only!!!!!" *grabs random baseball bats.* *clink, chink, smack, blam,* "I guess i should have worn a better hat."

[Indybabe34]

LOVE IT

[xilion1509]

5:43 he took an arrow to the knee !

[LukeTheLadiesMan]

hahahaha the like bar is a blunt

[KeanaPieGirl]

1,407 people's spoons are to big.

[MrMcBomber]

Maybe his mouth is just too small

[IheartLoganLerman]

I am feeling fat and sassy XD

[MrPoondeees]

My anus is bleeding. My anus is bleeding! For the love of god and all that is holy my anus is bleeding!!!

[hazel123456able]

i am the queen of france

[snowlilly101]

what the heck master angie what is this(p.s. this not ment for the person who made this or the person who put this on youtube this ment for my master who as this in her favs)

[sonic56782]

EMONKEYPORKCHOPYMCMOOTS

[LetsAllPlayPokemon]

God I laughed my ass off at the fat and sassy part.