Dane Cook-My Son Optimus Prime

[Avakline]

dose any one nkow the part of what kids talke about like whats the other part

[DarkMagicianStar]

now imagine his poor kids school teachers XD

"is h...hrrrguhgh here?"

"Um you pronounced it wrong." XD

[TeddieWuv]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I can't say it but it's hilarious!!

[simsvideoshahaha]

screw it, I'm naming my kids after pokemon. Get over here Charmander!

[elstroshitnonstop]

nice ripping off louie ck you coke head

[00Manga0Lover00]

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRR

i was crying laughing XD

[sche0048]

This guy should really stick to movies...

[serclfs]

@sche0048 A lot of his act is physical. If you don't like him don't watch him. Simple.

[crypto3125]

hrrrr



[maglynn13198]

just know them outta the car. im out *vroom*

[maglynn13198]

@maglynn13198 knock

[MissTippyPerro]

XD Hetalia fans are taking over the internet! YES.

[InfuserGod]

..........Dad??

[Steph68017]

i love the fact that dane decided to speak thru a Fuckin walkie talkie

[CrazySeth12]

this is true my brother name his daughter zelda true story

[FelicianoCookie]

@CrazySeth12 Like Robin Williams did! Nice!

[RisuchanX4]

I'm naming my kid no matter what, I am naming him, Gilbert after the great and awesome Prussia from Hetalia.

[sweetlullaby1100]

@RisuchanX4 woohoo im naming mine Mathew after canada XDXD

[FelicianoCookie]

@RisuchanX4 I want to have kids named Alfred and Arthur and watch them fight XD

I do wonder what it would be like to have a kid named Ivan...

[HarmonyAngel6]

@RisuchanX4 awesome! I <3 Hetalia

[TrueComputerNoob27]

@RisuchanX4 him?

[megas079]

hurrrrrrrrrr is a problem child

[swhite6]

This is really close to Louis C.K's bit about naming his kids.

[adulion]

@swhite6 this was prior to Louis ck's hbo special 

[Acentral1000]

is thare music in the background

[animekittycatgirl]

if i have kids i'm gonna name my daughter 18 and son 17

[julie2447]

im going to name my kid as my favorite character from

my favorite show hetalia... alfred f. jones.

[xWasabiNekoProx]

@julie2447 ... I don't care if you're a girl. We are getting married and having a son named Alfred F. Jones together. xDDDDDDD

[julie2447]

@xWasabiNekoProx LOL. It shall be done, my friend!

And he's gonna love dem hamburgers like its god's gift to the world.:3

Fellow Hetalia fans Unite!!! XDD

[smashingstuff09]

THTHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTUUUUUUUR­RURURURURU I SAID NO COOKIES.

[VseadragonB]

seriously, why doesnt anyone get that hypercam registered?

[theburningbrosonrs]

@VseadragonB why pay money when its free?

[frencheneesz]

Dane Cook can suck a bag of dicks

[44SilverFire]

@frencheneesz That'd be pretty fucked up.... and your an asshole 'just saying'

[AMTSFILMS]

thrrrrurururur timee for bed!

[GotZest]

Daddys on the phone urrrrrhhh

[XxXxVERMILIONxXxXxX]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[airrifleguy]

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Mugetsu309]

One of the things I like about him is his movement while talking cause its hilarious but......for this case I guess that's not an option

[koolkitty5505]

thddddddddddddddd I SAID NO COOKIES!!! XD i died

[54AgeOfRogue54]

Im naming my children after pokemon for sure cause by then pokemon will be "Pokemon? My kids kid saw that once!"

[TheTheUntitled]

Why is there music in the background?

[kowalski2m]

Optimus Prime come sit next to Megatron...

I died...

[2cpukid]

BILL COSBY!!!!!!!

[mistystar989]

would love to be his kid

[therejector12]

@mistystar989 ikr

[crewmanify]

umm, not a video a sound clip, there was no motion on the screen.

[Zrudzer]

This guy suck ass... Only retarded americunts think his low level bullshit is funny.

[JamesSkullWielder]

lmao 0:59 I thought he was gonna say: "Come here you sit next to Megan Fox!"

[Darkangel22378]

LMAO RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[MrMicababy]

can any one else hear the music in the backround?

[MrInfinity93]

@MrMicababy Yeah it's creepy

[JadeTheCakes]

i wanna name my children from my favorite game ^-^ kingdom hearts XD

[ChristaCalamity]

@JadeTheCakes :O I was thinking the same thing!  XD

[JadeTheCakes]

@ChristaCalamity glad someone else agrees with me :D

[masterofdarkness4533]

@JadeTheCakes naming aftewr my fav game series, devil may cry, that'd be fun, making my kids dress up in anime con costumes for haloween the ppl asking who the hell they are.

[JadeTheCakes]

@masterofdarkness4533 omg :O now i wanna do that with my kids :D

[killjoyblacksoul]

@JadeTheCakes i <3 kingdom hearts!

[JadeTheCakes]

@killjoyblacksoul kingdom hearts 4ever XD

[132456ish]

@JadeTheCakes which sounds more like a actualy boys name megatron or sora? I was named after Link...

[JadeTheCakes]

@132456ish it kinda hard to say which sound more boyish ,but i say megatron XD

[MsChris1818]

@132456ish I like Sora, but then again, im an anime/manga freakazoid.. so yeah :3

[RikkuRoseLynn]

@JadeTheCakes I wanna name mine after Final Fantasy 7 or 10/10-2

[zezstyguys789]

@JadeTheCakes YES YES YES...

Dude. Name your son,

Axel.

Actually no. I WILL NAME MY SON OR DAUGHTER AXEL. I SO EXCITEDDDD~

Sorry if I scared you.

[musiclover300711]

@JadeTheCakes thts mah favorite game too!

[JadeTheCakes]

@musiclover300711 lol best game ever, right? XD

[AllysonLani8]

@JadeTheCakes Well, mine will be named Axel sooo... thats out of the question there ;)

[JadeTheCakes]

@AllysonLani8 both of our children shall be named Axel then and i hope they meet XD

[InfuserGod]

@JadeTheCakes C'mere lil Sora!!

[JadeTheCakes]

@InfuserGod lol XD

[HeartOfInsanity]

@JadeTheCakes i wanna name my children enie minie and fred

[Dwhales4]

wow he stole this from louie c.k.

[awesomedude189]

1:10 - 1:20 hes only talking wookie

[poopface9676]

how would you spell that first name?

[CertifiedGooner729]

sux

[xxrainbowstihes]

XD ERRRR I SAID NO FUCKING COOKIES

[lunsep]

I can't even say RRRR



[FearMyCh33ts]

A revised version of Louis C.K.'s bit. This man is a thief.

Here's the link if you don't believe me.

Type Louis CK and go to "Why?"

[PrimordialStudio]

@FearMyCh33ts Revision and stealing are two different things...

Personally, I prefer Dane.

[freefallin102]

dane cook fans are idiots, simply put

[PAPITO2098]

@freefallin102 some one isnt loved

=)

[Blahblahblah30321]

Optimus Prime sit next to Megatron we need to have a little talk.

[KawaiiLink]

:o His son/daughter's name is "Rrr". It's a rolled R.

[ShivilWolf1]

RRRRRR!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!



[Skull14Candy]

f*cking chubaka right there

[mackenzie7370]

LMFAO

[QuintonAdams3511]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[Andy50k1]

LMFAO

[MrJeffreysvlog]

doesnt he say lrr not hrrr someone reply!

[MrBlihcatfacepwned]

@MrJeffreysvlog he fuckin purrs or some shit

[MrJeffreysvlog]

@MrBlihcatfacepwned right like idk its like hlrrr idk wtf hahah

[personyoudontknow003]

@MrJeffreysvlog It's Chewbacca's sound effect.

[MrJeffreysvlog]

@personyoudontknow003 exactly haha

[TheStpatricksday]

someone has to tell him someone is naming their kid megatron

[MuffinMix42]

lol I was laughing so hard at this... Optimus Prime come here and have a talk with me and Megatron! BRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES!!!

[zlbohner]

Seriously, Dane Cook steals so much Louis CK material. He doesn't even do a good job at it. What a sucky comedian.

[watchandsub]

this video is awesome in HD

[selfademus]

not funny at all.

[rambo6405]

f*ck off with the pictures its a video

[SunSparkle129]

optimus prime would be a cool name..........

[melw95]

lol optimus prime come here a second i wanna talk to you. Come here you sit next to megatron were gonna have a little chit chat.

[Neon14Colors]

I'm too young to be watching tthis but he's soo dang funny!

[DeathCycleBand]

@Neon14Colors How old are you o.o

[YouuStoleMyCookiex3]

@DeathCycleBand I'm 10 o_o

And He IS Really Funny So @Neon14Colors Is Right....

[DeathCycleBand]

@YouuStoleMyCookiex3 How are you too young O-O

[Neon14Colors]

@YouuStoleMyCookiex3 Hah thanks and DeathCycleBand I don't give out my age.

[YouuStoleMyCookiex3]

@Neon14Colors I know it's not a good thing yet I do it :P

It's not like im giving out my location or personal things so i'm golden :D

[Slipknot75497]

@Neon14Colors u know ur too young when u say dang instead of fucking lol

[Neon14Colors]

@Slipknot75497 Yea I don't but people my age do it anyway!

[Plaaylisst]

God is Love.

[Ghost452266]

this dude cracks me up.

[NeremyJelson]

go watch Louis CK's "Kids Name's." Dane Cook took Louie's joke and made it loud and stupid and not even a little bit clever.

[the4notemockingjay]

he has anger issues

[aalwow26]

funny even after the 20th time!!!XD

[aalwow26]

funny even after the XD

[winxbilievix100]

Time for bed HRRR!

I SAID TIME FOR BED HRRRR!!

NO COOKIES HRRR!!!

[winxbilievix100]

HRRR!!

[coraliscopuselaborat]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[godone707]

I am the COBRA COMMANDER in this..THDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!!! THDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­R(breath)THDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­Rr!!

[iamagleekish]

lol

i love when he yells NO COOKIES THDTHDTHDTHD

[justmetal11]

THDTHDTHDTHDTHDTHDTHDTHDTHDTHD­THDTHDTHDTHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[tytygirl79]

i wuld never be able to pronounce your childs name.... i wuld like say ereerer and not be able to do the tongue thing

[Meadowella]

love it!

[burgershot10]

I hope his kid doesn't watch Transformers..

[nesthutju]

This sounds like a 1950's radio show. You suck and your mother should of had an abortion cause you probably are a homosexual and everyone hates you.

[XxDailyDreamxX]

@nesthutju I accidentily voted your comment up. Sorry everyone.

[nesthutju]

@XxDailyDreamxX It was a joke... not very funny after thinking about it. I figure you watch dane cook you could handle that kind of humor.

[iownteamedwardcullen]

TYPICAL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[swanisa1]

i wish he was my dad but my name would be optumus prime

[Rawthenticificate]

I dunno what you guys are talking about, name seems common to me. Rolls off the tounge.

[doomdrop131]

i would love for him to be my dad...what funnn xD but then of course my name would be rrrrrrrr!!!! x)

[Cortezz817]

Dane Cook Kicks Ass!!

[davgabe]

This FRAT HOUSE DOUCHE BAG should get smashed in the face every time he goes up on stage, the waste.. He sucks everyone over 17 with a brain that is not stoned knows he BLOWS

[b00mQQ]

@davgabe If you don't think Dane Cook is funny then you have absolutely no sense of humor.

[mubudubum]

@davgabe rrrrr

[HappyIsFleeting]

@davgabe Dude my mom is like 73 and she loves Dane

[morgdan9]

Okay if you don't like Dane Cook, that's fine. (I don't see how you can't). But why are you making fun of the people that do like him? It's comedy. Some people like certain comedy and others don't. Stop saying the Dane Cook fans are fucktards and should kill themselves because that's just immature and it's not needed. Just dislike the video or something and watch videos of comedians that you do like.

[Kykle86]

@morgdan9 I don't like Dane Cook because he is a hack. I admit, he has a really good presentation, but it's some jokes that he stole from other people.

[morgdan9]

@Kykle86 Your point?

[Kykle86]

@morgdan9 My point is you said "I don't see how you can't". I was showing you how someone can't like him. I don't like thieves. I didn't realize my comment was hard to decipher.

[morgdan9]

@Kykle86 And I didn't realize my comment was so hard to decipher either. I obviously don't care why you don't like him. Nor do I care how someone could dislike him. Don't take everything so literal. It will eventualy bite you in the butt. So your point?

[Kykle86]

@morgdan9 Now you're just arguing for the sake of arguing. You obviously have no respect for someone else's opinion, and that makes you a bad debater. So I will leave at that.

[morgdan9]

@Kykle86 Once again...your point?

[mewtwo118]

@morgdan9 thank you i agree

[metalbullitt]

@morgdan9 amen..

[kingwoodsonjr]

I said time for bed HRRRRR ! NO COOKIES HRRRRR !

[pubpukeNfight]

the only thing worse than Dane Cook are his brainless fans

Just kill 'em all

forget terrorists or drugdealers

just kill all Cook Fans

or at leat take away their right to vote

[buddatobi]

how would u spell his/her name?

[SonnyIsDyxe]

@buddatobi RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[NicFromPaloAlto]

Wow, way to steal from Louis C.K

[TheDashDoll]

dane cook reminds me of that guy who tries way too hard to be funny, but ends up embarrassing himself because he's just a fucking dork. if you think he's funny, please shoot yourself in the kneecaps.

[TheHunterHatfield]

@TheDashDoll Why do you even waste your time commenting on a video if you don't like it? It really doesn't make any sense. Dane Cook is pretty funny sometimes. Maybe you're just jealous?

[Sasorizbitch]

65 people gave HRRRRRRRRRR the cookies.

[ajforever275]

here how about tis u dont like the video then dont fucking watch it u piece of shit fagets no body cares if u dont i can go on with my life not knowing ur shittty ass criticisms okay fuck all u who want to write shit about people i dont see u doing comedy so go suck my dick go fuck your grandma and kill urself

[bakedpotat0]

just laughed so hard i cried

[davgabe]

The worst comic EVER Dane Cook

[tuffix22]

@davgabe you suck

[DropShotify]

@davgabe MOTHER FUCKER ASS FUCKING BITCH WHORE AHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCKKING INBRED FUCKER AHHHHHHHH

[saskaueshark]

@davgabe go suck a dick kid why in the FUCK would you even waste your time trying to create bad comments

[adyleigh420]

@davgabe Bitch, what the hell is your issue with Dane Cook?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[adyleigh420]

@davgabe Bitch, what the hell is your issue with Dane Cook?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[GrahamCrackerDrew]

60 people know what comedy is, this isn't.