Red State Update: Alan Keyes & Fred Thompson's Hands

[MsSanetta]

rofl...lmfao

[sandroeleven]

Look at all the beer bottles in front of them...lol

[Faztlan]

RON PAUL 2012!!

[billybob101013]

keyes is a good man an the 2009 house nigga

[TooGoodToFail]

alan keyes is very smart

[LuckyGuu]

alan keyes should have been president

[michaelheiland123654]

yes !

[Sortalf]

I think people who use så many big letters, might be slightly hysterical.

[781KIDD]

STOP THE WAR... AND THE HATE>>>>> VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!! IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, WE ALL ARE FAMILY. THERE IS NOT ONE FULL BLOODED WHITE or BLACK (ect) (i take that back... its about 2-3% that is full blooded but there not in U.S.A!!!!!) SO HOW ABOUT YOU OLDER PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE SETTING GOOD EXAMPLES FOR US KIDS STOP THE 1920's SLAVE DAYS BULL SH!T TALKING.... TO THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE, JUST BLOCK OUT ALL THIS BULL SH!T TALKIN.. THINK OF IT AS A CRAZY FAIRY TALES!)

[skwrrl70]

"sit in the back of the class writing poetry on cat stationery"

LMAO

[AmericanCountryPride]

"I ain't gonna give you know hand show"

[LuckyGuu]

Alan Keyes should be president!

now watch The Obama Deception on youtube

[ALANKEYES1]

2 brainless Morons running their mouths, NEXT

[ilovetogofast88]

Actually it's only ONE brainless moron and that's YOU!

[spydyrman420]

i've been waiting for a long time for the hand show on red state update :D Now I can die happy

[Raybone777]

Ladies, and Gentleman; please welcome the Mayor, and Mayor Pro-Tem of Fontana California.

[guesstimateJones]

HILARIOUS

[flattopFX]

this is stupid

[wrdfsh12]

With Fred Thompson falling out. They need a new act. Their earlier videos are funnier.

Maybe a vacation break from the political soap opera would be a good idea. Has anyone else thought it strange the writers in Hollywood go on strike just before this political soap opera hits the media?

[lion575]

Not sure what your talking about, this political Soap opera has been around for 2 years.

[wrdfsh12]

I was rambling. The part that seemed odd to me was the timing of the writers strike and the increased bs on the political scene. Seemed to intensify. What may set me apart from many is my

limited amount of exposure to the communications machine. What may seem normal to some due to gradual exposure. I notice as an increase. To put it simply...this frog spend little time in the pot. When the temperature gradually is turned up.Most do not notice...

[wrdfsh12]

I was rambling. The part that seemed odd to me was the timing of the writers strike and the increased bs on the political scene. Seemed to intensify. What may set me apart from many is my

limited amount of exposure to the communications machine. What may seem normal to some due to gradual exposure. I notice as an increase. To put it simply...this frog spend little time in the pot. When the temperature gradually is turned up.Most do not notice...

[wrdfsh12]

I was rambling. The part that seemed odd to me was the timing of the writers strike and the increased bs on the political scene. Seemed to intensify. What may set me apart from many is my

limited amount of exposure to the communications machine. What may seem normal to some due to gradual exposure. I notice as an increase. To put it simply...this frog spend little time in the pot. When the temperature gradually is turned up.Most do not notice...

[iluv2skate1988]

this IS whack

[cowcidile]

Welcome to the hand show

HAR HAR HAR

[geraldlee81]

"writing poetry on cat stationary" ROFL

[temojr]

this is whack

[shoshoneslim]

These guys are great.

[jaxinvestor]

You guys do not represent "Red States"... sorry.

[teepinp]

Looked like Bushies to me.

[DinkiDiDude]

np not as nasty.

[dwain1310]

wow hope jackie doesn't need to get insurance, smoking, drinking and a band aid are gonna leave you guys Un-Insured!

[jkintexas]

keyes was ambassador to some unfortunate country...nice double entendre!

Jackie 2008

Dunlap 2012 (yes, jackie could serve two terms, because you know Dunlap will cause a coup and take over from Jackie. The bird flipping fight is only the beginning).

[TwilightDrop]

LOL..LOL.. Let me shoot a bird!

[geargemartin]

brilliant

[GretchenDawntreader]

cracks me up that Fox has these guys on their news shows all the time because they don't get the joke.

[clarkiedizzile]

It's CNN that they are on all the time dude...

[GretchenDawntreader]

oh ok well that makes more sense ;)

[Hervorragend604]

I love how this one degenerates into a ridiculous physical struggle over the appropriateness of giving the finger. It's one of their best endings yet.

[eurotrashe30]

classic

[rawdawg15]

HAHAHA Alan Keyes is freakin INSANE! I could run for office against him and win.

[hewolfe]

lol he went to preach a sermon and wound up at a debate..

[nshawmcminn]

These guys are great. See the truth. Make a difference. Don't vote for lying politicians.

[jx14aby]

Jackie Broyles '08!

[metroid101]

Ron Paul 08 woot

[Canadaman005]

not spam

[frodolinkimo]

FREDNECK 2008!

HEE HAW!

[gnrdude]

Don't blame me I voted for Alan Keys in 2000.

[67krugar]

Thompson enjoys the view of travis and jon

engaged in homo sex.

Smell his hand.

[Revolutionnow11481]

These guys are awsome lol!!

Cat stationary!

Go Ron Paul 2008!

[freident63]

i just recently found these guys on the web. I love em! I live in tn and i think they are great. Still got plenty to watch while we wait on next postin.

[again2021]

HAHAHA! Cat stationary! XD

[eastwood13]

Another great show, keep up the good work.

[chunksloth]

Man a truly love these guys.

Also, if you don't want big government, debt, and our tax dollars building up foreign countries, vote RON PAUL

[Baroque1750]

Freaking lol...Mitt Romney did the best at the debate...definitely most presidential...Thompson was the funniest though...Keyes was crazy, although he made 1 good point which I fogot...the librarian was a dud...Ron Paul was finally a little calmer...Tancredo was able to speak on his favorite topic...poor Giuliani had to defend himself...what a debate.

[tennjam]

Ron Paul couldn't help but seem calmer than usual, with Alan Keyes up there.

Not that I don't like Alan Keyes. He just slips into crazy-uncle-in-the-attic mode a little too often.

[Baroque1750]

Yeah, I know...oh, and I meant to say Tancredo couldnt speak on his favorite topic.

[cameroiexpress]

Jackie and Dunlap are the Abbott and Costello of our era. Jackie's mannerisms--whaa?, the eye rolls, the cigarette--are masterful. Dunlap, I'll bet, was the class clown growing up. He really showed off with the accents this time. Porky Pig in Wackyland--they know their stuff, that one's a classic. Cat Stationery, crab dip lol

[oneslickjackrabbit]

you got tickets to the hand show? LOL

[TubeSteak007]

Dunlap, your voice impressions are sharp! You are very versatile! Please keep it up. Jackie is fine, but Dunlap is underrated.

[OmegaRage]

Boy, where they on fire today!

[danthemankhan]

Dunlap is wrong, he has shot a bird before on Red State Update. Let me find it.

[foraneagle2]

I think a Kucinich/Gravel/Keyes/Paul debate would be pretty sweet actually.

[TubeSteak007]

Amen....but as Jack Nicholson once said, "You CAN'T HANDLE the TRUTH!" (Do you think America could?)

[Baroque1750]

Keyes does not mix with Gravel...youre nuts.

[HaxxorsProduction]

wha...? alan keyes...? but... nevermind, i'm just gonna reserve my thoughts

[ParadeRainer]

What the hell was Keyes doing there? Apparently the two requirements to get in the debate were: A. At least 1% in the polls, B. Having a campaign office in Iowa. Keyes met neither of these requirements. Why the hell was he allowed to take part in the debate?

[slmdj]

affirmitive action?

[Commando303X]

Keyes got invited, while... Gravel and Kucinich didn't. Go, America, I guess...

[nashinka]

Keep up the good work - I love it!

[ShiekYerbooty]

I'm not an Alan Keyes supporter, but I actually liked the fact that he stood up for himself, and pointed out the absolute bias demonstrated in these debates.

[9921yourwong]

Jacky, it is ok for dunlap to shoot the bird. I think you are getting too conservative.

[hahayouarefunny]

Jackie's just tryin to make Dunlap have some manners; Jackie always fusses at him for cussin.

[Gibson804]

I used to love these guys, but their presidential videos arent as good as their old ones. Its a shame. I loved videos like the Jenna 6 one. Please post some more on current topics besides the campaign.

[YNOTcreatemoneyart]

gotta LOVE those dang Iowan DUH-BATES

[izzet2006]

"Probably to some REAL unfortunate country"

LOL

[JimmyK76]

why did Jackie have a bandaid on his cheek?

[RogCBrand]

LOL! I love the librarian/moderator! Dunlap's immitation of her was infinitely more interesting than the monotone, depressing witch was!!!

[AWSmith1955]

Love Dunlap's character voices'

librarian lady's husband Chester "but i was enjoying the crab dip"

HAHAHAHAh

[moveoverdotorg]

Romney/Thompson '08

[boringlyawesum]

rule of thumb v.p's cant be taller than the pres

[mypracticespace]

I mean in his band-aid, not his ear. See? Thats's how myths get started.

[mypracticespace]

It was nothing, his band-aid was puckering. A lot of people believe he had a tiny speaker in his ear. If he was being fed lines by Karl Rove, he would not have been so inarticulate, guys. It's a myth.

[Slrmclaren182]

Did anyone notice that jackie has a band aid on his face he tryin to be like the rapper Nelly

yeah!

[soggykc]

Good one guys. Hey, when is Mama Broyles comin' back? I bet she would shoot a bird at ole Fred Thompson, too. We miss seeing yer mama Jackie!

[hellsunicorn]

That is some funny stuff, flip that bird at that crazy Iowa woman. *chuckles*

[mikma]

shhh don't tell you tube I am putting this here they may take it from you again...mikma was here

[Blissinflux]

You guys will have your own TV show one day.

[mvflyhalf]

"Thats it, we're leaving! Chester let's go!" LOL!

[AmericanCountryPride]

"But I am enjoying the crab dip." LOL!

[tigernipp]

who the hell picked that woman to run that debate, she was terrible. I bet today its all different. Keys allowed to one yet dennis not allowed ..... smells to me

[Blissinflux]

She's the editor and VP of the Des Moines newspaper, and it was an Iowa debate. She should have given these dudes more of a smackdown when they decided to disobey the rules of the debate format. But then again, maybe the reason she couldn't was because she is editor of their newspaper.

Thats why you hire people to wait in the wings with baseball bats to do it for you. Editors bashing Republican morons doesn't play well to the newspaper's readers.

[RecceMan90]

Maybe she is just a leftist moron! That is being replaced by Internet Blogs and she is bitter (oh wait, all Liberals are bitter)!

[Blissinflux]

LOL. I know right. Repukes probably DO think Iowa newspaper editors are leftist liberals. Idiots.

Wait, you were being sarcastic, right?

[RecceMan90]

The GLobal warming question, with a "Show of hands" give it away that she is a Libtard!

[htcsnavybrat]

I completely agree. Asking the candidates for a show of hands was treating them like 4 year olds. I was not impressed with here and thanks to here I didn't learn anything new.

[celebrator3]

I Am LAUGHING!

[hardmod777]

..."like in cuckoos nest when they play cards." ....Brilliant..

[mrsbrown333]

i dont usually comment, i always give 5 stars however...but this was just the best.

[CrocodileAvoider]

As far as I'm concerned, All of the Republican and Democrat candidates get the BIRD. Throw in George Bush too.

[RecceMan90]

add Pelosi and Reed as well!

[triton338]

What's up with the band-aid?

[RogCBrand]

Dunlap tried to give Jackie a lobotomy while he was sleeping but Jackie woke up before he could cut through his skull!!!

:D

[compostwormbin]

Why lump Kucinich with Gravel and Keyes? Kucinich speaks honestly, intelligently, and thoughtfully. I'm disappointed.

[greatbroad]

Alan Keys ran against Obama for Senate because the Illinois republicans were unable to find someone decent for the ticket. So they move Alan Keys to IL and what a show of crazy that was. A cakewalk for Obama and humiliation for the republicans. They must really be hurting to put Alan Keys on the debate.

[paintedhorse1957]

great stuff , great suff

[Bubba186]

I saw the debate, I did not realize what a nut job Alan Keyes was until I saw him in action, lol. Rudy lied through his teeth about his "transparency" when he got asked about hiding expenses to guard his mistress...

[blackturtleus]

Funny as always!!!

[dhawg75]

Loved the voices!

[SkylineTime]

I missed you guys! Thanks for the great video!

[Josephdorf03]

I like the different voices! "You should try it yourself sometime." "But I was enjoying the crab dip!"

[paullo19]

That was the BEST EVER!!!! Thanks RSU,I needed that today!!!

[arglistone]

LOL

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I listened to a bit of it.

[AmericanCountryPride]

Dunlap shot the bird at his viewers *cries* LOL!

[WizKil]

Good one guys.  Shoot that damn bird!!

[eminnj]

that was funny.

[kansanchief]

Every one of them GOP candidates say teh SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN and they never ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

PITTIFULLL!!

THANK GOD FOR STAY THE COURSE RON PAUL!

RON PAUL 08

[GTB]

Fiver, as usual. Porky Pig and Cat Stationary...awesome!

[lhooq21]

THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!

[Boomer1949]

You guys...I mean it..you guys!! You managed to illustrate just how silly that whole "I'm not doing hand shows" things was and how it could degenerate into a high school rebellion. Funny stuff..keep it coming.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Who was childish, Thompson or "The Librarian Lady"? :D

[Boomer1949]

My take was that Thompson was childish. It was a dumb debate and he is making some kind of statement (I guess) by saying "I'm not doing the hand shows, this time" Maybe some people thought was was "standing up" to the moderator, like that's all courageous or something. I thought is was childish.

[Blissinflux]

I agree Boomer. He wouldn't have even passed a high-school level debate course. The moderators ALWAYS ask questions that start off with "by a show of hands..."

Maybe his hands were tired from his secret circle-jerk gatherings. Maybe *that* sounds childish, but-- he *is* a Republican after all, and he spent time in (west) Hollywood to boot. ::wink::

[RogCBrand]

But there is the idea that being asked to raise your hand for a yes or no on a complicated question is ridiculous. You think it was childish that he wanted to actually have a minute to give an answer beyond simply raising or not raising his hand?

[henrythesteinberg]

that was pretty funny

[glenndudboy]

A dream - porky pig , Fred Thompson , global warming , the bird - all good stuff - keep up the good work boys .

[7Dante7]

Somebody gave that Library Lady at the debate a royal wedgie

[DaCoach68]

Writing poetry on cat stationary. LORD, YOU GUYS ROCK!

[cdclled]

hey guys, I'm a long time viewer who has seen every RSU episode and I've gotta say you guys are on the up and up. This was one of the best yet. Some acts get old after and will plateau after a while, but every video you make is better than the last. The Jackie and Dunlap characters are continually developing and are so much more complex now than they were in the early days. It adds so much to the show. keep up the good work.

[johnnyleeclary]

You guys are funny!

[TheDailyMonk]

I figured it out. Its not because its hilarious. Its not because its mildly informative. Its because its therapeutic..... aaaahhhhhhh

[MokomaSusi]

Awesome like always.

[mcmilbc]

love it

[angelV1]

You guys are Awesome!