hooker with a penis.

[lancasterjr]

LOL I love the Jerry was a racecar driver thrown in, it fits quite nicely.

[SonOfYoungwood]

Epic.

[elderlyschool]

im so emo i love this fucking song </3

[Carbo210]

Nice video man, love tool , nin, and primus it was a good mash up

[fishsmash]

i like this song

[mrmccannibal]

Tool arent emo you idiot!!! Go listen to all your Chemical Romance shit... Tool is nothing like that crap!

[Hendell]

what the hell tool being emo ha ha ha go drink some draino you emo fucks Tool is ROCK Tool is METAL if you when up to Maynard and say hey are you emo he would probly tell you to listing to this song and do as it says

[Ebony2448]

Hell yeah preach it!!!

[lovebichix]

3:09  epic

[elderlyschool]

this is the council of emo speaking..... yes they are emo

[Xavierrex3]

What the fuck? Tool isn't emo you pussy faggot, go listen to my chemical romance fanboy maybe they'll ask you to suck their cocks

[elderlyschool]

your emo too for listening to them. brotha stop hatein

[Xavierrex3]

Emo is like tokio hotel, and Good Charlotte and shit, this is Progressive Metal, Retard, By the way did the chemical romance allow you to suck there cocks

[elderlyschool]

shut up bitch

[Xavierrex3]

so that's a yes, i guess, look man i don't really care anymore

[elderlyschool]

no thats a shut the hell up lol. stop denien it they are def emo

[Xavierrex3]

they're not fucking emo, there progressive metal ask anyone who knows about tool,

obviously you know nothing about tool

[ihatenazi]

man, he's a ignorant, everybody knows that tool isn't emo. those are words of a musical ignorant. he can, and he must suck a dick.

[Razielfourever]

plz tell me your address, so i can come around, chop your head off and shit down your neck. u want to die emo? try me...

[elderlyschool]

uhh no ...... il fuck you up im 600 pounds

[LittleEmoBoy001]

tool is da best emo band evur!

[creperape]

what the hell man, tool isnt emo.

[LittleEmoBoy001]

nah says you. but says the council of emo they are!

[qmeche]

lttleemoboy001 you are an idiot

[lovebichix]

not emo, dumbass

[rolthox]

Troll spotted.

[LittleEmoBoy001]

meow.

[vladimirar]

Yeah Primus rules!!!

[degenerate633]

sold out what, to whom & for how much?

[Acidknowledge1]

Tool's music should be spread around to as many people as possible imo

[jafresca]

Tool sold out long before you even knew Maynard's name. dipshit.

"Buy our new album...so I can afford waffles."

Maynard-

selling out is a good thing.

[Resevil]

Yes. Everyone has to eat at some point.

[08lakers08]

dude your stupid everysinge band you have ever heard of has sold out... it's called a record label... they put on on all your cd's... your song's... and even your merchandise

[spinkwotzer]

So let me get this straight, Tool are sponsored by Coke?

[jonjb4]

don't you mean is not are? And where I'm from coke just means soda, doesn't matter the brand.

[guitarstringsnappa]

He means Coca Cola. Southern slang

[Surya112]

Not just southern, we say it in Michigan, too.

[fireball6283]

lol at primus- jerry was a racecar driver at 1:20

[haseebisunavailable]

lol at head like a hole

[caeg8925]

Thanks for acept me , but i have to say that i am a radioactive waste, because i only as a friends and well if you dont like me maybe dissmised me

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

Tool will never fucking sell out... ever.

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

I can`t get this band, most of my friends like it but somehow the sound really annoys me.

I`ll give it a few more spins later.

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

Tool is not music you sit down and tap your foot to. its an interaction process. you got to let the music speak to you so you can connect with it.

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

I know what you are talking about and its not like I listen to easy going music, but this does not work for me.

I noticed i got thumbs down for saying I can`t get into the bend lol how lame are you people, its not an insult its my opinion -.-

[BJagHalo]

lol you got trolled by maynard. so stop quoting him.

[iLoveOlivaMunn]

i got trolled by maynard? wheres maynard??

[williampatton2007]

interaction process? lol, the band sucks...

[kentekent]

Ted Haggard's favorite song :)

[kyecoo]

anyone know the name of that picture at 3.32?

[attila1835]

This is incredibly STRAIGHT!!!

[BradMeacham]

living syndication is playing while im watching this video then im gona play the video again but this time listen to hooker with a penis. GO LISTEN AND BUY MOOOOORRR TOOOL APC N PUSCIFER CDS MORE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE DONT ASK WHAT FOR JUS GIVE ME MORE MOTHA HAHAHAS@!!!@

[desus123OGT]

u sir are gayyyyyyyyy

[HalfGreyHalfMan]

best song tool ever did, and ever will do.

[thelastwords]

yeah it is ... i dunno i really like forty six and two and stinkfist ... but this one is definatly in the top yeea

[findingusernamesucks]

hating emo is as much a fad as emo itself . . . it's not even a genre just clothing style and if you care about the way other people dress enough to comment about how emo sucks you're pretty pathetic . . . besides being a metalhead is just as lame and trendy as being emo it's just the trend has lasted longer . . . we're all slaves to fashion it's pointless to say otherwise . . . Tool is amazing though

[attila1835]

You mean EMO's are straight

[Chrisxantixemox]

No. Drink some anti-freeze.

[desus123OGT]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

[killerdudee]

EMO's ARE GAY! lol love it

[kbo2m5]

Tool is not emo.

[killerdudee]

wasent saying tool was emo. comment further down i was talking about.

[smokey90]

no shit.

[omglolbbqftw]

you want people to get epileptic attacks watching this video, or what?

[smokey90]

thank you, you hit the nail on the head, this vid is all part of my plan to kill off tool fans with "epileptic attacks"

[Adastra14]

@omglolbbqftw

Yeah thank god i have my pills at hand :P

[notwithoutcoupes]

@omglolbbqftw  they're called seizures :D

[omglolbbqftw]

@notwithoutcoupes Thanks for educating me, but it's been long overdue. I've spent the last two years trying to shield myself from the attacks of the epileptics :O

[deathfromglory916]

every1 just quit arguing bout the music and just listen to TOOL fuck they are awesome and u guys sit here and argue bout dumb shit, wtf

just listen to the music and shut the fuck up

[pinkwhiteorange]

not just a band? What the hell? This is the best band ever! All of their songs have a deeper meaning than just whats on the surface. They put on the best concert!

[ym4183]

funny.. i introduced my GF to Tool (rock music in general) and she just loved this song. Now everytime I piss her off she goes off and blasts it on her ipod LOL the power and fury of Tool.. itll make ur gf love u and hate u for it

[flashmcnash]

thanks for the apology :) good man

[flashmcnash]

this music sucks if your little bed wetting bitch boy, who thinks that aerosmith is 'heavy metal'.

[mannyoo12]

and y does this music suk? perhaps u are the one who sucks.

[flashmcnash]

i think your confused.. my fault possibly i missed an important letter 'a' but really u should of caught the drift of things.. this musics doesnt suck, the people who think it sucks are bed wetting bitch boys.

[mannyoo12]

oh sorry lol

[LawdoghasaHarton]

sseing how were listening to tool and not aerosmith

nice attempt to sound cool

but u failed

bed wetting bitch boy

[immobile2005]

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man.

[rolthox]

Fuck you buddy!!!

[mannyoo12]

bitch

[AwwYouFucker]

Your a fuckin little bitch and yo need to go and fuck your mum if you think this is shit.

Go listen to some fuckin "Prince" you queer little shit, You suck big floppy donkey dickl you fuckin aids infested bin raider!!!

[davesarush]

sorry bro right in two is not political it is religious,bout GOd giving Man a favored status over angels. Love the song,once again Maynards genious shines through

[Kenster1025]

Idiot why did you put video's together such as Primus's "Jerry Was a Racecar Driver"

[champandy5]

FAGETS

[donmiguelj]

the clips from NIN's head like a hole at the begining fit this well

[mrotsdnal]

Seriously, if Tool is offering only one message it is; Don't just follow orders without questioning / analyzing them first. Which includes Tool songs, so don't get so up tight about it. A great band, but just a band...

[Lastspark]

I love how all you fucking cunts compare Tool and System of a Down to government bullshit. Politicians should die, music gods should not. Fuck government, listen to the music for what it really is.

[smiley7853]

That IS what there musics about fucking retard. Its supposed to have a message underneath it, unlike the stupid shit you must listen to in order to come up with that theory. Lyrics mean something. Figure it out.

[Lastspark]

lol dumbshit. I never remember either band announcing that. You can compare government to ANY band if you try hard enough. It's just fucks like you who somehow bind it all together through these 2 bands. Go die.

[smiley7853]

You fucking dipshit, honestly now. First off I didnt tie them together, I compared them. You dumbass, what are you, like eight? They announce political opression through their music you tard. Hence me trying to beat that through your thick skull. Your honestly gonna sit there and tell me that neither system or tool has anything to say about govt. Fuck the system. hmm.. no, most definitaly not political. Right in two? Nah never. Fucking retard. Jump off a roof, make the world a better place.

[Lastspark]

Aww how cute, you think you are smart.

[alex1982tool]

TOOL teaches you how to fight the system with your mind. It teaches you how to unlock your hidden mental power. Anarchy is violence, but so is this system. Sometimes to change things you need some violence applied. TOOL and Anarchy are 2 different subjects, but both have a common goal: Unmask this corrupt and greedy system we live in.

[DelusionalSyko]

Tool isn't anarchy, faggot.

[Empathic75]

Seems like Tool is anti-"what this government is". I don't think they approve of violence tho. Anarchy is change through violonce isn't it? Serious question.

[marisel76]

No.

Anarchy is not inherently linked to violence in any way. In my experience, most anarchists I've met are very much against violence. The stereotype of anarchy meaning violence mostly comes from people who have never met an actual anarchist. What I take from anarchist thought is the concept of horizontal organization, ie, in an anarchist-style business people would have "responsibility" rather than "authority". If my job is organizational in nature, it doesn't make me inherently better...

[findingusernamesucks]

violence is linked to anarchy because of people abusing it just like communism, in america at least, is seen as dark and opressing. However, anarchy and communism both have proven that even though ideal human incompitance won't allow for either system to work . . . so in a way anarchy is violence because that's what it would ammount to if it were mainstreamed, because of people who abuse ideal forms of gov't/anti-gov't

[marisel76]

... than the people I help organize, whereas the concept of a boss, manager, or supervisor is generally seen as someone who is better than, better-paid than, whose opinion is more important than, the people "under" him.

[Empathic75]

Cool man.. well said. Thanks.

[vanakayx]

lol tool is awsome and so is the hooker with the willus lol aka penis

[NemasuShu]

this vid sucks

[bluespoogeanimal]

nemasushu, tool rocks!!!!

[NemasuShu]

No shit, I said this vid sucks.

[Makonu2]

i love the chorus to this song... it's fucking badass. point that fuckin finger up your AsSsSSsssssSSSSssssssssssSSsss­ssssssssssssSsSsSSssss!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[DezaarkicksChildren]

I just got this album the other day. And I was surprised that every single track was good.

[xXxEmbersOfHatredxXx]

My Chemical Romance: EMO

Tool: Metal/Progressive

so..with that being said

"FUUUUUUCK YOU, BUDDY"

[IcanSpellMyname]

holy shit i feel high now

[rockerlalee]

He really said that Tool is emo?? XD best joke I've ever heard! then MetallicA plays nursery rhimes, right? HAHAHHAHA

[champandy5]

fags stop sweraring u fags

[Dogers101]

hey asshole this is far from an emo song its progressive metal.

[ajd544]

i agree, emo revolves around sorry feelings. progressive revolves around hate, anger, all the pretty stuff. so if anyone thinks this is emo then cut off their dick and make them eat it.

[jonzuzel420]

this song is EMO along with every other tool song....emo, is short for emotional, nothing more. any song that is not emo is a bad song.

RUIN YOUR EGO BY TAKING MASS AMOUNTS OF LYSERGIC ACID

[pembridge1]

I always viewed EMO as a label. Not really the word emotional, because most every song has at least a little emotion put into it. If ur gunna say that every song is considered emo then who is there left to label? and what kind of society would we live in if we didnt force labels on everyone? (sarcasm) :P

[AtrumVerum]

No it's not. Emo is short for emotive hardcore, this music is alternative progressive metal. don't be soo ignorant.

[sonicwingnut]

Correct, but try to ignore genres anyway, I mean there's loads of good emo out there but noone considers it because they're ignorant and haven't looked past what's on the TV and think all emo is whiny little bitches singin about their ex girlfriends. Which is bad cos ALL YOU READ AND WEAR AND SEE AND HEAR ON TV IS A PRODUCT WAITING FOR YOUR FATASS DIRTY DOLLAR.

[DezaarkicksChildren]

All emos ARE whiney bitches. There's no good emos out there.

So fuck you.

Emo= MCR,P!atd,Chiodos,The Academy Is....

Let's keep it that way. Emos already took over Marilyn Manson, and SlipKnoT, I'm not letting them take T00L as well.

[porkrines01]

Emo will be a dead style in about three years. Plus they didn't take over them, emo shits think they own everything.

[DezaarkicksChildren]

xD Fuck you asshole

[porkrines01]

WTF? No seriously what the fuck did I say?

[DezaarkicksChildren]

It's calleda 'jiltch slitch"

[porkrines01]

What?

[yupster123]

Don't mind this guys... he's probably some 12 year old who just got introduced to music, and has no idea wtf he is talking about. Emo = pussy shit.

[Rixion101]

emo is just an excuse for guys to act like girls

XD lol

[jip1000]

your awnser is a reversed confession. try to live your own live.

responding to this only makes my comment an affirmative.

[HairballandCo]

this samples the Nine Inch Nails video for Head Like A Hole

[twatmonkey100]

this isnt emo, and srry pal but emos are pretty gay. love this song.

[werd9495]

sweet song

it was funny when they showed the mona lisa smoking the j lol

[urdthegoddess21]

fucking love it!

[Mike1Gomez]

Im gunna come back and watch this again after eating mushrooms. Lawl.

[VogtTD]

what the hell does Cobain or any of that stuff have to do with Tool? Am I mistaken or did I see a clip from a NIN video??

[2Pac515]

this song has an awesome chorus

[Woogie282]

This song is about YOU

[Berzrk3r]

Maynard is possibly the greatest song writer of the past 60 years. I just love the Ideals and sarcasm lol. He has a great tendency to mock stereotypes like having to sell out to be famous. My personal favorite part is "I sold out long before you ever even heard my name". Poetry, its sheer masturbation for the mind ^.^

[Ramsero14]

OK why the fuck is kurt cobain in a tool music video

i mean yea he's hot but whatever

and emo is not gay

YOUR GAY

[NocturnalBlackRose]

Ramsero14, if you were any kind of TOOL fan you would know that Maynard is a fan of NIRVANA and hate to break it to ya but emo is fuckin GAY!!!

[Rikxcore]

shut the fuck up about genres and enjoy the music!

[Ramsero14]

Alright I love this song tho

And your right

Let's enjoy the music

[Ramsero14]

I am a tool fan

and I know that he was a Nirvana fan

And emo isn't gay

But Whatever

[yupster123]

I was good up until you said emo isn't gay...

[youoptigan]

Learn how to spell, stupid piece of shit.

Gay is the most ignorant and ridiculous swearword ever used by retarded American youth.

[aky2013]

so is retarded

[trench0989]

gay is not a swear it means happy, retard

[WyrmSaint]

O Lawd is dat sum Jerry was a Racecar Driver?

hellz yeah

[bananaman187]

yeah this is a pretty good video. some of it was really cool but some of it was like wtf? a to the motha fuckin k! makes me proud to own one of those USSR Ghetto Blasters as they put it.

[Swedala]

wonderful song...horrible video though

[th1j5]

the emo things (emo sucks, emo is gay) we're the only good things about this video -_-

[scouter425]

TOOL ROCKS!!! GOOO TOOOOOLLLL!!!!

[kdank1227]

Does anyone else hear a wispering in this song? On the cd you can hear it a lot better and it sounds like Maynard is wispering or something.

[angryalbert]

y do u h8 emos???

[OTrojansO]

why do u like emos????

[amorrisonn]

should be flagged for using other peoples video clips

[rolthox]

yousuck.

[08lakers08]

ill kill you mothafucka

[Infantpuncher]

Youll live douche bag

[unknownpunkrocker]

i wondered what i meant when it said "he said he was OGT" OGT means original Tool ganster just in case anyone else was wondering, this song is also based on some kid that came up to maynard and said this to him after undertow, said he was a sellout, Tool is fucking awesome

[outsider59]

Anyone who thinks Maynard is a sellout can't really think, by the way the kid is described, he's the sellout.

[Phil2171]

lmao, maynard is so far from a sell out, u cant even find tool in itunes and he makes long songs so they cant be played on the radio.

[mrbunghole]

The point that he's making is that everyone is a sell out. Including the kid who walked up to him (that accused him of selling out) wearing the Beastie Boys shirt. Drinking a coke and buying into trends such as nipple rings. Open your ears. open your eyes. then use your brain.

[rolthox]

this song is soo great.

[Nasenhaarschneider]

I AM THE MAN

[Nasenhaarschneider]

GOD IS DEAD

[limited69]

This song is f*cking good. Like the most songs of tool.

[champandy5]

omg i love this tool song it rocks XD

[jerichosalt]

head like a hole vid in there...

[ABCDEFR]

Haha, Jerry was a racecar driver! Nice touch, great song. Tool is THE best.

[DeathtoRoms]

tool r great nirvana were good who gives a fuck?

[theowilltheo]

Fag? cobain would be proud of you..

[ZOOTGIBSON]

yeah awesome video!

[owl316]

i personally like nirvana but tool is THE BEST.

[TheGerManMarC]

this vid is like an acid trip

[tremors000]

Maynard is God.

[kylakylakylakyla]

heeey that taken from primus vid

[wonderboyrichter]

Awesome!

[wonderboyrichter]

Awesome! Love it!

[dugggerns]

i sold my soul to make a record lol i love that line