I was in my car and a damn white spider went crawlin pass the window lawwddd I pulled over so fast ppl was lookin at me prolly thought I was high glad I wasnt lol
Fuck no I ain neva sEen no roach in my car knock on wood thank the good Lord almighty!!!!!! Cuz I'm scared of roaches as much as I'm afraid of bees! If I see one I don't make no noise I just runs the other way! I feel bad for u bro! You gave somebody a ride and they carried that roach in your car! That's why I don't give rides!
lol when i was in india for my vacation. right after 9 pm the whole floor fills up with roaches after the light go off!!! im talking 100s of roaches!i didnt notice until i felt one with my feet i run and turn the light on and see 6 of em scurry under a cabinet... wtf do they come from is beyond me
I've had many encounters with them during rainfall in the Summer. I've had a few land on me & I've actually grabbed one & threw it. That was my biggest freak out. I cried.
Dude, I'm paranoid about this shit happening to me. I carry Raid around with me in case I come home and one is just chilling outside the door or something. But if I saw one in my car and I was on the interstate, I would die. I would literally die. Probably end up driving over the railing or something. I hope that shit never happens. But it was funny the way you recapped what happened.
I feel ya. I drove what should have been a 1 1/2 hr drive that turned into a 4 hour drive, an a small wonder that I didnt kill myself or someone. the dammed things are in my car. try powdered boric acid under the seats, and anyone where else you can think of. Im going to try it today.
man I once saw a potato bug in my friend's packed suv..wasn't worried though because i knew it would have struck someone else before it got my way. by then i would have had the door wide open ready to kick that potato bug out the car
While stationed in Japan we bought a used car from a couple moving back to the states. The next day after the transaction was made, they came out of the woodworks!! We had to bomb(roach smoke bombs) the car before we rode in it.
It aint got jack squat to do with roaches but it damn sure scared the hell out of me and my boyfriend We was in his car And its winter so its cold as hell So he go to turn the air on and when he do a swarm of ants come crawling out all the vents and they were all on the ceiling and falling and sh*t I was losing mind and we on the highway so we pull over and get out for about 2 hrs so finally i call one of my friends up to get me and i get him to drive to the gas station and vacuum the car out
LOL - you should've took your car to the car wash and vacuumed it up (LOL). I keep my car clean so no this has never happened to me. But your story emphasizes what I always tell my lil brother and that is don't leave food wrappers and food items in your car.
lol....i just notice the add under the vid is about protecting your home from pests Terminix! lol....funny video tho....ugh i hate cockroaches....they are soo yucky-looking.
When I was dating my ex we would sit on the couch then all of a sudden this roach popped out of nowhere and walked on the table and I was like OMG I hope he doesn't see that and next thing he kills it with his hands......OMG I was soooo embarrassed.....I hated that HOUSE!!!! LOL
lmao i love you man! this video made my day. i wud do the same thang.. deff wud have got in an accident or been screaming the whole way home. fly cockroaches?? not cool!
Too funny...I laughed so hard my throat hurts. If that was me I would have been so scared that I would have gotten out of the car and called somebody to get it out for me.
Haaaaaaaaa! Stick it to death??? Boy you need help, but you are better than me cuz my car would have gotten driven into the river. Right off the boat dock. Bye...c-ya. What's that insurance number again? I can't handle that.
my school has a roach problem. we'll be in class and somebody in the middle of the room (mostly girls, guys sometimes) will stand up and scream OHHMIGOD ROACH and we get 5 minutes out of class to kill it.
But at home it's mice, we got 2 lazy-ass cats who seem to be afraid of em. :\
LMBO @ "I'm delirious now!" OMG!! Stick it to death! I am crying right now! LOL!! I have never had that happen...how do they get in the car?! I did visit a cousin of my husbands one time and her place must have been the grand central station for those bastards because they was just parading out like it wasn't nothing! Eeeew...gives me the heeby geebies just thinking about it!
I personally don't like any insects but a grown ass man like you being so dramatic over a roach lmao ....lil Djuan will kill it for you ... and what you do to irritate your wife is so funny that is the beauty of marriage ...
...LMBAO! I Had the same experience when i was in the drive thru bout a year ago but it was the biggest spider ever bruh. That joint was just chillin on the left side of the passenger seat by me. I was actin' like a straight biyotch and I'm a hood nucca straight from dat 1.5 ya heard me but I was shook shook shook. My actions surprised me but I was delirious just like you until I got home and killed the fucker. Bein in the car, knowin' it could've popped up anywhere is what got me.
290: oh you should have seen me when i almost hit that car. i sobered up quick...what i'ma tell the cops?? 'i had a roach in my car and i didn't really give a crap about people or elderly people on the road'...lol!
gladileft: picture we went to mcdonald's today. i cut the camera on but didn't have the sd card in it...i tripped on her cause she wanted a hot n spicy mcchicken but is supposed to be on a nutrisystem diet....man i wish i'da had that damn card!
U think the wife don't kno about the roach huh? WRONG. She planted the roach as her response to UR "Her Name Was Brasilia...GUYS ONLY VID!" That'll teach u a lesson! LoL
"Lord Jesus, it's a roach in the damn car." I remember when I was little, there were these beetle bugs called CICADAS. (Worse than a cockroach) They buzz and fly.
oh i will damn near wreck if any bug is in the car..I will pull over in a hurry. and oh lawd don't let me not find him..i'm a nervous wreck until i get to where i'm going..
mizzie: haha...i didn't have anything else. i was on the side of the road. i was going to just squish it with my hands with napkins but i don't want that 'squish' feeling on my hands...lol! whimp right?
Dejuan, Dejuan, Dejuan: LMAO~ I have had a roach in the car in Brazil!!!! For real! A taxi in Sao Vicente!! Here we have scorpions in the car. I'd actually deal with a scorpion. They can't move as fast as a roach, but they can sting!!!! But becuase they can't move so fast they're not as scary! LOL
Glad you didn't get injured or die! Although that would have mad an interesting story!! Much love man!
yaboiotis: yeah, they don't know. these roaches come atcha like them atl roaches...i like these better. but them atlien roaches...damn, i need to move to beverly hills dawg.
vibeasia: cause ya'll do it to us in different ways. we can never win an argument and get sick of ya'll NOT wanting to have sex...so it's our way of saying 'damn i really can't leave you cause the economy too bad and i can't afford no new booty which will turn into old booty eventually, so i'ma just do certain little things to get back at yo ass!' :0) but it's all in good fun. now go to church and honor your husband and give him a big hug and kiss and say 'i respect and love you honey':) bless
Sorry Dejuan but..all relationships are different..My hubby gets it when he wants it..Sorry church is not our thing:) I honor him everyday..I avoid upsetting my King because when he is upset I am..Energy transference that's all..She may have had a bad day at work and that energy is causing her to act like that."transferring an idea, attitude, or belief to others is done mentally."~Richard Dawkins (Watch what kind of energy you give out!!) That's all I'm saying:) Peace and Love.
seoulbrutha: damn, that big. never saw a moth that size...but moths never really scared me. but after an experience like that i'd be so scared of em. i was walking by a pool one day at work(hotel) and i have this thing where i stare at the water and almost lose myself to where i can fall in. well, i was broken out of that stare quickly one day cause the biggest cricket you can think of flew right on my chest. looked like a bird...when i looked at what it was, i was forever scared of grasshoppers
i know someone who got in a wreck and died cuz he freaked out when he saw a roach!!his mum at the funeral said he always was scared of roaches growing up....happened in 1999.....i feel you dejuan mine is lizards cuz you see where i come from you see them everywhere!!if u want to see me go mad in a second?show me a lizard and il go wendy williams on you fast!lol
8701: now lizards i'll pick up and play with. i made a video a while back called 'lizard lovin'. had like 3 lizards on the garbage can matin'. i deleted it though for music reasons...i may re-upload it...for fun.
man i feel u. The other weekend i was in the truck wit my man and i saw a white spider crawlin fast across the windshield. i started screamin and told my man to pull over. he started laughin at me cuz i started movin towards him when the spider jumped on the dashboard & started comin towards me. i pushed him and screamed "hurry up!" He finally pulled over and i jumped out of the truck so fast. i panicked so bad that i forgot that i had sandals and i cud had killed it but he killed it lol.
I have never heard such war going on between a grown ass man and a roach! I can understand a little that its in ya car, but taking you an 1:45 long to get home and scared of killing it with your hand! Omg! Lolz, anyways you need to hurry and get that roach before it has its babies in ya car if its a pregnant female! Hahaha
imchanging: thanks a lot. i was actually thinking of that earlier when i was bringing wifey to work. 'hope this thing ain't still in here laying some eggs on my alternator'...lol
I feel your pain!! BUT be careful with spraying Raid in your car b/c that is poison and it wouldn't be good for you and your family to breathe in.... Just vacuum the car really good and hope for the best.... good luck!!!
Maaan, I don't have roaches in my house, but I got these house centipedes (google: Scutigera), yeeeah buddy! They act similar to roaches but look like Predator's babies. Only in the summer you see these bitches, so I got my raid and toilet paper wherever I go at night around my crib. But once I was droppin' a deuce and I saw this thing scurrying around the bottom of the toilet seat and man I freaked. I killed it, but it costed me one smeared ass cause I clenched in the middle of dropping LOL.
wow. that remind me when me and my sister was on the way to orlando and i saw a big behind roach crawlin by my foot and politly jumped my behind to the back of the car and screamed to the top of my lungs... during this whole time we were just gettin off on a exit that winds all the way around a big circle so we bout ran off the road... it was bad enough the air condition was broke and we was ridin roun hot behind orlando wit the windows down... but all in all it was a funny experience
spiper: oh how i wish it were true. but believe me, i've made roach storie videos before and they were all just. you must not know me, one thing about my videos...they actually happen. now i know i'm funny in telling a story and it is a good one. but for some reason the strangest things happen to me. go to my 'dejuanp' channel and type in roach or something you'll see the others. i don't pull stories out my butt, i live em.
waltbaby: oh shut up..lol. i forgot about those but it's been a while since i have:) i guess that roach knew i was feening for some tacos last night cause i surely went after i saw him...he didn't get any though.
rel: in the tub?? you ca find me in the club! lol...girl, i'da prolly jumped out the tub then slipped cause of the water and broke my neck on the 'terlit'! lol...
just be glad it wasn't one on those flying roaches... I HATE those things... a bee flew in my car once and I had a similar experience. I was screaming and acting crazy... The people in the lane next to me was looking at me like I was crazy. I didn't care. I was at the light and did not move until that bee left my car.
Very nice closeup of the roach, the biggest and ugliest cockroach ive ever seen trough the entire video :)
Cqub3 6 months ago
ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
UrMcFlyNess 9 months ago
That's because they became most active after the sun goes down.
dadiko20 9 months ago
I was in my car and a damn white spider went crawlin pass the window lawwddd I pulled over so fast ppl was lookin at me prolly thought I was high glad I wasnt lol
shesobreezy 10 months ago
omg ur fucking annoying!
gansito911 10 months ago
ROFL!!!! its from all that Mcdonald's
"Bout to get me a taco"<--- lolz
LadyDiamond33 1 year ago
lmao ohhh man you are tooooo funny LOL ;p
misssiera311 1 year ago
u r so crazy lol i watch u errday keep up da gud work bae
shycassandra 1 year ago
Fuck no I ain neva sEen no roach in my car knock on wood thank the good Lord almighty!!!!!! Cuz I'm scared of roaches as much as I'm afraid of bees! If I see one I don't make no noise I just runs the other way! I feel bad for u bro! You gave somebody a ride and they carried that roach in your car! That's why I don't give rides!
KillahofKourse 1 year ago
this guy is HILARIOUS!
dostresdevil23 1 year ago
U don't eat in the car????? Well what u and the fam doing in the Ghetto A** family visits Mcdonalds?
DayDayis20ish 2 years ago
hahaha you sounded just like Norbit..
DayDayis20ish 2 years ago
ahahah , were i live ... my province has NO roaches....that sucks , i have never saw one i would trip right out
POTismedicine 2 years ago
lol when i was in india for my vacation. right after 9 pm the whole floor fills up with roaches after the light go off!!! im talking 100s of roaches!i didnt notice until i felt one with my feet i run and turn the light on and see 6 of em scurry under a cabinet... wtf do they come from is beyond me
thezodiac8973 2 years ago
I've had many encounters with them during rainfall in the Summer. I've had a few land on me & I've actually grabbed one & threw it. That was my biggest freak out. I cried.
llXXXDll 2 years ago
Dude, I'm paranoid about this shit happening to me. I carry Raid around with me in case I come home and one is just chilling outside the door or something. But if I saw one in my car and I was on the interstate, I would die. I would literally die. Probably end up driving over the railing or something. I hope that shit never happens. But it was funny the way you recapped what happened.
pazzmatt 2 years ago 3
It was a used car.. guess the owners who had it once upon a time never kept it clean =/ lol
TeddyChic 2 years ago
I feel ya. I drove what should have been a 1 1/2 hr drive that turned into a 4 hour drive, an a small wonder that I didnt kill myself or someone. the dammed things are in my car. try powdered boric acid under the seats, and anyone where else you can think of. Im going to try it today.
lin263 2 years ago
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BENZ38GURL 2 years ago
lmfao @ norbit!!!!
thatcutecapricorn 2 years ago
i know!! i seen one of them bird/cockroaches!! den i throw ma shoe at it.. den that shit fly at my ass!!!!!... I JETTED!!!!!
y2jallrealgangsta 2 years ago
i hate dem wood roaches that fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TrinityGardenRyda 2 years ago
me too.
texasgirl214 2 years ago
lmao
thickymicky1 2 years ago
how about roaches at a department store you work at?? Now How in the A Hell did they get there???!!
bossl8d 2 years ago
That roach comes from the Ghetto McDonald's you always visit LOL!
2Tall2BAShorty 2 years ago 6
That's the same thing I just said!!!! lol and he says he don't eat in the car!!!! YEA RIGHT! ROTFLMAO.
lenci2007 2 years ago 2
LMAOOO!!! It was just a matter of time! It probably laid an egg also!!
2Tall2BAShorty 2 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
lenci2007 2 years ago
try about a hundred eggs or so! LOL this video is my worst nightmare! Ive had ants, but NEVER roaches!
kitten112481 2 years ago
LMAO u know u was scared u tryed to swerve out of the way of the roach...lol
popeyes12345 2 years ago
what do roaches in your car have to do with barack obama being president
OHWOWcharliee 2 years ago
Lmao..good..LOL
outgoing37 2 years ago
man I once saw a potato bug in my friend's packed suv..wasn't worried though because i knew it would have struck someone else before it got my way. by then i would have had the door wide open ready to kick that potato bug out the car
rotorman13b 2 years ago
OMG! Those things are hideous!!! I would've passed out!
2Tall2BAShorty 2 years ago
While stationed in Japan we bought a used car from a couple moving back to the states. The next day after the transaction was made, they came out of the woodworks!! We had to bomb(roach smoke bombs) the car before we rode in it.
deeronz 2 years ago
LMAO, you a brave ass soul......lmao......i would have to call somebody.............LMAO, even dudes get real fem when a cockroach comes
missmrj225 2 years ago
It aint got jack squat to do with roaches but it damn sure scared the hell out of me and my boyfriend We was in his car And its winter so its cold as hell So he go to turn the air on and when he do a swarm of ants come crawling out all the vents and they were all on the ceiling and falling and sh*t I was losing mind and we on the highway so we pull over and get out for about 2 hrs so finally i call one of my friends up to get me and i get him to drive to the gas station and vacuum the car out
TeddyChic 2 years ago
LOL - you should've took your car to the car wash and vacuumed it up (LOL). I keep my car clean so no this has never happened to me. But your story emphasizes what I always tell my lil brother and that is don't leave food wrappers and food items in your car.
mlmlisa 2 years ago
yea i've ahd a roach crawl across my face when i was sleep
and it was the day after i had my house sprayed wit bug killing shit
blaqpages 2 years ago
lol....i just notice the add under the vid is about protecting your home from pests Terminix! lol....funny video tho....ugh i hate cockroaches....they are soo yucky-looking.
Peace n Luv,
~*Princess Marie*~
Strawberrygrl90 2 years ago
0:32 'Sooo...' lol
LisasForkedChicken 2 years ago
see..if it was one of those small baby roaches, i wouldnt even care,,,but when the bitch has wings and is the size of my hand, den theres a problem.
bigthingzagwan 2 years ago 5
I'm sayin'...I don't deal with creatures that's big enough to cook their own food. lol
KidaDynamite22 2 years ago
that shit too funny
mrsgriffin41 2 years ago
Oh yeah i saw a roach in the sink of a resturaunt where i work.
KARN1V4L 2 years ago
That was tooooo funny...LMAO!!!
RValen63364 2 years ago
When I was dating my ex we would sit on the couch then all of a sudden this roach popped out of nowhere and walked on the table and I was like OMG I hope he doesn't see that and next thing he kills it with his hands......OMG I was soooo embarrassed.....I hated that HOUSE!!!! LOL
lina1999 2 years ago
lmao i love you man! this video made my day. i wud do the same thang.. deff wud have got in an accident or been screaming the whole way home. fly cockroaches?? not cool!
mszxmelli 2 years ago
Too funny...I laughed so hard my throat hurts. If that was me I would have been so scared that I would have gotten out of the car and called somebody to get it out for me.
Rashelle21 2 years ago
Haaaaaaaaa! Stick it to death??? Boy you need help, but you are better than me cuz my car would have gotten driven into the river. Right off the boat dock. Bye...c-ya. What's that insurance number again? I can't handle that.
mama1lou 2 years ago
LOOOOOL!!! A COCKROACH
leta26 2 years ago
Peace,
Stick it to death.... LOL classic
PEACE
TislamTheGreat 2 years ago
my school has a roach problem. we'll be in class and somebody in the middle of the room (mostly girls, guys sometimes) will stand up and scream OHHMIGOD ROACH and we get 5 minutes out of class to kill it.
But at home it's mice, we got 2 lazy-ass cats who seem to be afraid of em. :\
sakinelle 2 years ago
LOL @ bat signal...I can't take no more!
mtamorphis 2 years ago
LMBO @ "I'm delirious now!" OMG!! Stick it to death! I am crying right now! LOL!! I have never had that happen...how do they get in the car?! I did visit a cousin of my husbands one time and her place must have been the grand central station for those bastards because they was just parading out like it wasn't nothing! Eeeew...gives me the heeby geebies just thinking about it!
mtamorphis 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!
Genuinel8dy 2 years ago
that's crazy man
akamizzT 2 years ago
I had a roach in my car one time. It freaked the hell out of me. I beat the shit out of it! LOL
MforMaverickshow 2 years ago
I personally don't like any insects but a grown ass man like you being so dramatic over a roach lmao ....lil Djuan will kill it for you ... and what you do to irritate your wife is so funny that is the beauty of marriage ...
motimuatit 2 years ago
Lmao!
teeteemomii 2 years ago
lmao @ "ima just stick it to death"
JayJayNikki 2 years ago 2
...LMBAO! I Had the same experience when i was in the drive thru bout a year ago but it was the biggest spider ever bruh. That joint was just chillin on the left side of the passenger seat by me. I was actin' like a straight biyotch and I'm a hood nucca straight from dat 1.5 ya heard me but I was shook shook shook. My actions surprised me but I was delirious just like you until I got home and killed the fucker. Bein in the car, knowin' it could've popped up anywhere is what got me.
trevycoley83 2 years ago
LMAO this is funny as hell.
"I'ma stick it to death"
Shit had me rollin.
CommonSenese 2 years ago
hey get some spectracide you wont have to worry about that roach no more
shockazulou1988 2 years ago
I was in a bar toilet in Jamaica. (From I said Jamaica, you must know it was a bird of a cockroach LOL).
Anyway, the whooooole time I was going toliet I kept my eyes on it!!!
I even took a pic of it... bcoz it was sooooo big, I knew if I told anyone about they;d think I was exaggerating.
(Still have that pic... *shivers*)...Suprisingly enough I wasnt scared tho. :) xxx
k252 2 years ago
its then mcdonalds fries
kericagreen 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!! I hate the cockroaches but I cant stand the ones that fly!!! OH HELL NAH!!!
lmao @ the terminix ad! ROTFL!
I damn near ran into a ditch fucking round with a jumping spider that was in my car...It went down in that car that day.
briannahprincess 2 years ago 3
Oh lawd I wud have been driving crossed handddddddd trying to kill tht heffa/o
290aua 2 years ago
290: oh you should have seen me when i almost hit that car. i sobered up quick...what i'ma tell the cops?? 'i had a roach in my car and i didn't really give a crap about people or elderly people on the road'...lol!
dejuanptv 2 years ago
LMAO
290aua 2 years ago
Haha. A Terminex advertisement pops up on this video.
ThatCatB 2 years ago
man that roach is living off all that McDonald's. lol
GladILeft 2 years ago
gladileft: picture we went to mcdonald's today. i cut the camera on but didn't have the sd card in it...i tripped on her cause she wanted a hot n spicy mcchicken but is supposed to be on a nutrisystem diet....man i wish i'da had that damn card!
dejuanptv 2 years ago
make sure you tape it when you tell her
GladILeft 2 years ago
lol Dejuan sending out a prayer request cuz of the roach lol
Shanny593 2 years ago
he went to get he's homies lol
jonescan88 2 years ago
U think the wife don't kno about the roach huh? WRONG. She planted the roach as her response to UR "Her Name Was Brasilia...GUYS ONLY VID!" That'll teach u a lesson! LoL
SheLLizBeinSheLL 2 years ago
shelliz: yeah, i guess you're big on continuity..lol. i love it!
dejuanptv 2 years ago
lol
SheLLizBeinSheLL 2 years ago
LMAO @ saditty cockroach.
You know it's fam is probably chillin' in ya gas tank right?
"we gawn on a roadtrip hayyyyy"
theeSHXT 2 years ago
LoL
SheLLizBeinSheLL 2 years ago
LOOL hush.. I thought it was bad when i Saw a cockroach on tha bus
taiece 2 years ago
OMG that would absolutely freak me out!!!!
Poeboi 2 years ago
lol stick it to death..
DETROITHEY6 2 years ago
LMFAO
2FacedB 2 years ago
we never have roaches in my house... but i saw one last week!!! going crazy now cuz once you see one you know theres a million more one the way
JenniferBlogs 2 years ago
Timaya been in your car lately?
hip2dadip 2 years ago
LoLing @ stick it to death, the cockroach.. the cockroach! in th car makes me itchy!
iseeyalive 2 years ago
"Lord Jesus, it's a roach in the damn car." I remember when I was little, there were these beetle bugs called CICADAS. (Worse than a cockroach) They buzz and fly.
RuhlaxBrah 2 years ago
oh i will damn near wreck if any bug is in the car..I will pull over in a hurry. and oh lawd don't let me not find him..i'm a nervous wreck until i get to where i'm going..
blklacquer 2 years ago
There's a Terminex ad on the side. Very funny.
foggakande102 2 years ago
LMAO i don know if dis da same for everyone, but the add on the sidebar (CLICK IT THATS WHO HE GET PAID YALL) but it jus happens to be terminex XD
crakhoBITCH 2 years ago
stick the roach to death - lmao!
MsSkupsie 2 years ago
Why didn't use your shoe and smack the s**t out of that roach.
KamilyonEnterprise 2 years ago
lol...you are the funniest!
PeaceHearTnBeauTy 2 years ago
This is too damn!!!!!! funny!!!!! Your talking about roaches and the ad on the side of your window is about Terminix Pest Control. lol.........
popkats 2 years ago 3
thank you so much for that morning laugh. I surely did need it. LOL
Lauriette31 2 years ago 2
The funniest thing about this video is the Terminex ad in the upper right corner, LOL!
Poor Dejuan, I hate roaches too. Hateful things!
vintagenarcissa 2 years ago 3
lol, we dont get many roaches in the uk luckiy......reminds me of that tamiya video.....that made me laugh so much!!
snowball1988 2 years ago
*timaya - my bad!
snowball1988 2 years ago
snowball: i actually posted this as a response to his vid when i first posted it...lol. that vid was the vid that made me subscribe!
dejuanptv 2 years ago
LOL, the funny part about this is....you have a terminix ad on your vid.....lol
iR0Cpumps 2 years ago
lmbo!!! just get the Raid and spray it throughout the car,,,I think it lasts up to 7 days. So it should be gone by the next day...btw UR HILARIOUS!
GenuinelyGiGi 2 years ago
Stabbing it with a pen? Is a pen the new switchblade? LOL
mizzie37 2 years ago
mizzie: haha...i didn't have anything else. i was on the side of the road. i was going to just squish it with my hands with napkins but i don't want that 'squish' feeling on my hands...lol! whimp right?
dejuanptv 2 years ago
Not a wimp at all -- hell I wouldnt have even tried to kill him..I would have left him with the car and walked home lol
mizzie37 2 years ago
LoL
SheLLizBeinSheLL 2 years ago
Whiskers? *gag* Lol, stick it to death xD!
M0N3t7 2 years ago
LMAO, I CAN SO RELATE, I CAN SO RELATE...GREAT VIDEO 5 STARS, ADDING TO MY FAVORITES, AND SHARING, SHARING, SHARING
-Shaun
shaunsag 2 years ago
Dejuan, Dejuan, Dejuan: LMAO~ I have had a roach in the car in Brazil!!!! For real! A taxi in Sao Vicente!! Here we have scorpions in the car. I'd actually deal with a scorpion. They can't move as fast as a roach, but they can sting!!!! But becuase they can't move so fast they're not as scary! LOL
Glad you didn't get injured or die! Although that would have mad an interesting story!! Much love man!
~Calvin~
sfcalvinaz 2 years ago
yaboiotis: you see that ha? they trying to get they shit sold like a merg....lol
dejuanptv 2 years ago
yaboiotis: yeah, they don't know. these roaches come atcha like them atl roaches...i like these better. but them atlien roaches...damn, i need to move to beverly hills dawg.
dejuanptv 2 years ago
Do you like to piss your wife off? Why? My hubby does that and he fails to understand that it is not cool all the time!!
VibeAsia 2 years ago
vibeasia: cause ya'll do it to us in different ways. we can never win an argument and get sick of ya'll NOT wanting to have sex...so it's our way of saying 'damn i really can't leave you cause the economy too bad and i can't afford no new booty which will turn into old booty eventually, so i'ma just do certain little things to get back at yo ass!' :0) but it's all in good fun. now go to church and honor your husband and give him a big hug and kiss and say 'i respect and love you honey':) bless
dejuanptv 2 years ago
Sorry Dejuan but..all relationships are different..My hubby gets it when he wants it..Sorry church is not our thing:) I honor him everyday..I avoid upsetting my King because when he is upset I am..Energy transference that's all..She may have had a bad day at work and that energy is causing her to act like that."transferring an idea, attitude, or belief to others is done mentally."~Richard Dawkins (Watch what kind of energy you give out!!) That's all I'm saying:) Peace and Love.
VibeAsia 2 years ago
seoulbrutha: damn, that big. never saw a moth that size...but moths never really scared me. but after an experience like that i'd be so scared of em. i was walking by a pool one day at work(hotel) and i have this thing where i stare at the water and almost lose myself to where i can fall in. well, i was broken out of that stare quickly one day cause the biggest cricket you can think of flew right on my chest. looked like a bird...when i looked at what it was, i was forever scared of grasshoppers
dejuanptv 2 years ago
i saw one at denny's...i made a big scene
MarieMickey 2 years ago
roaches hav no purpose y da hell r they here lol they me out 2 shit lmao
IAMLADITHIK 2 years ago
i know someone who got in a wreck and died cuz he freaked out when he saw a roach!!his mum at the funeral said he always was scared of roaches growing up....happened in 1999.....i feel you dejuan mine is lizards cuz you see where i come from you see them everywhere!!if u want to see me go mad in a second?show me a lizard and il go wendy williams on you fast!lol
8701bigfan 2 years ago
8701: now lizards i'll pick up and play with. i made a video a while back called 'lizard lovin'. had like 3 lizards on the garbage can matin'. i deleted it though for music reasons...i may re-upload it...for fun.
dejuanptv 2 years ago
LMAO
Khaleefah 2 years ago
man i feel u. The other weekend i was in the truck wit my man and i saw a white spider crawlin fast across the windshield. i started screamin and told my man to pull over. he started laughin at me cuz i started movin towards him when the spider jumped on the dashboard & started comin towards me. i pushed him and screamed "hurry up!" He finally pulled over and i jumped out of the truck so fast. i panicked so bad that i forgot that i had sandals and i cud had killed it but he killed it lol.
browneyez1012 2 years ago
I have never heard such war going on between a grown ass man and a roach! I can understand a little that its in ya car, but taking you an 1:45 long to get home and scared of killing it with your hand! Omg! Lolz, anyways you need to hurry and get that roach before it has its babies in ya car if its a pregnant female! Hahaha
ImChanging 2 years ago 3
imchanging: thanks a lot. i was actually thinking of that earlier when i was bringing wifey to work. 'hope this thing ain't still in here laying some eggs on my alternator'...lol
dejuanptv 2 years ago
Your welcome!
ImChanging 2 years ago
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ImChanging 2 years ago
I feel your pain!! BUT be careful with spraying Raid in your car b/c that is poison and it wouldn't be good for you and your family to breathe in.... Just vacuum the car really good and hope for the best.... good luck!!!
bene2727 2 years ago 2
Maaan, I don't have roaches in my house, but I got these house centipedes (google: Scutigera), yeeeah buddy! They act similar to roaches but look like Predator's babies. Only in the summer you see these bitches, so I got my raid and toilet paper wherever I go at night around my crib. But once I was droppin' a deuce and I saw this thing scurrying around the bottom of the toilet seat and man I freaked. I killed it, but it costed me one smeared ass cause I clenched in the middle of dropping LOL.
TheBoomshine 2 years ago 5
wow. that remind me when me and my sister was on the way to orlando and i saw a big behind roach crawlin by my foot and politly jumped my behind to the back of the car and screamed to the top of my lungs... during this whole time we were just gettin off on a exit that winds all the way around a big circle so we bout ran off the road... it was bad enough the air condition was broke and we was ridin roun hot behind orlando wit the windows down... but all in all it was a funny experience
MzMone012 2 years ago
LMBAO...I'm so mad you tried to shank a Cockroach....thakns for that laugh
luvangel330 2 years ago
luv: yeah, i was in jail almost now that i think of how i tried to kill it. cause i was doing that jooging motion like the inmates do...lol
dejuanptv 2 years ago
OMG!! I CANT STAND BUGS!!! UGH.
DrivingJohnny 2 years ago 2
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I think that you made the whole thing up. There was never really a cockroach in your car and you just wanted to tell a funny story.
SniperinShadow 2 years ago
spiper: oh how i wish it were true. but believe me, i've made roach storie videos before and they were all just. you must not know me, one thing about my videos...they actually happen. now i know i'm funny in telling a story and it is a good one. but for some reason the strangest things happen to me. go to my 'dejuanp' channel and type in roach or something you'll see the others. i don't pull stories out my butt, i live em.
dejuanptv 2 years ago
You killing me with this im crying lmao omg...
RonaRandomRambling 2 years ago 2
i died laughin when i saw the title lmao..
im so through wit bugs this summer!
jusme23 2 years ago
u do eat in the car remember the family that visits mcdonalds lol
waltbaby8 2 years ago 5
waltbaby: oh shut up..lol. i forgot about those but it's been a while since i have:) i guess that roach knew i was feening for some tacos last night cause i surely went after i saw him...he didn't get any though.
dejuanptv 2 years ago
LOL with the norbit comment. that's the first thing i thought of! oh and i heard they got keychain-size raid now.
a roach landed in my bath the other day. almost fell OUT the tub tryin to run. it was a big one too! wings and all.
TexasREL 2 years ago 2
rel: in the tub?? you ca find me in the club! lol...girl, i'da prolly jumped out the tub then slipped cause of the water and broke my neck on the 'terlit'! lol...
dejuanptv 2 years ago
and THEN the towel i had wasn't quite big enough to cover me up when i ran out the bathroom. i was too outdone!
TexasREL 2 years ago
i found a black widow in my dads car... it scared the ever living hello out of me
i ended up sucking it up with a vacuum then i lit the bag on fire on my street.
no my neighbors do not think im sane but b.s. on letting that nasty lil thing go on
xoexo
edenbainbridge 2 years ago
lmao!
jusme23 2 years ago
LMAO!! No you didn't set the bag on fire?! LOL!! You guys really got me crying laughing this morning!
mtamorphis 2 years ago
i most certainly did! and oh my it was well worth the neighbors disdain :)
xoexo
edenbainbridge 2 years ago
dejaun she know u getting on her nerves...my boyfriend do the same thing... I know he trying to get on my nerves. I do the same thing too. LOL.
misssheritv 2 years ago
just be glad it wasn't one on those flying roaches... I HATE those things... a bee flew in my car once and I had a similar experience. I was screaming and acting crazy... The people in the lane next to me was looking at me like I was crazy. I didn't care. I was at the light and did not move until that bee left my car.
misssheritv 2 years ago
well i guess im declaring first but thats just scary
jurelll93 2 years ago