Bill Nye the Science Guy - In A World Without Wood

[sinbysin666]

I get wood from forests.

[Vininn126]

I watch this and think of Minecraft

[xxxmastaicexxx]

it could be metal ... look i can see a wooden table behind bill 0:59

[marfdasko]

Bill Nye falls because the door isn't there because there's no wood. As a result of the door disappearing, we now see a wooden table in the background.

[Every1Tubes]

Pretty sure we could make all those things out of other stuff

[LemonatoR32]

The scariest thing in the world would be if all the air turned into wood!

[IMstillraw]

lol the door was open

[misternipples100]

bill nye is the only reason I never got bored when i had the chicken pox when i was 6

[cinemafanatic2010]

Wood pulp is used to help make plastic, paper, and many other things.

[LAconfi323]

@cinemafanatic2010 makes processed food look better also

[skw4712]

I can live in a world without wood, but

I can't live in a world without Bill Nye.

[Jalenthedancer]

hes wrong about the baseball bats we just use metal

[samueldrdr]

3 year old logic made look like science?

[TripleH3X]

@arhwhydudeum he worked too hard for his own house disappear, he mentioned his door and lost it already

[arhwhydudeum]

He forgot to mention, the floors, the walls, houses in general, the cellulose in the tostinos pizza rolls the..

[Mistersamsam]

Soooo does this guy actually do science or state the fucking obvious?

[animalcrosser591]

To quote George Carlin: "Plastic, asshole."

[consolate1]

And, there would be no people without another type of wood. lol

[elevatormusicent]

cool video....

[ryanplaysbass182]

Bill that outfit gives me wood

[Cbelle012rocks]

if the world was without wood, wel,, then minecraftians had taken over

[DrPoon]

The best thing k-12 ever gave me was this show.

[Extremefighters]

a world without wood? Go to Mexico to found out what its like...

[sadleclubgirl]

i love bill but every example he gave can be made of metal...

[xAlucard9000x]

They make metal versions of all of those things.....

[twigsnaper98]

someones been playin minecraft

[aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe]

This is really one big metaphor for sex.

[WhiteGravey]

science must have changed alot since this... none of the stuff he mentions is made of wood anymore.

[brackattack14]

@WhiteGravey Baseball bats, doors, tool handles, fences, picture frames. Those are all still made of wood.

[iornmaden101]

@brackattack14 Metal bats Metal doors Plastic handles Metal fences Plastic or metal frames.

[brackattack14]

@iornmaden101 The MLB uses strictly wooden bats, 99.99% of homes I've seen use wood doors, tons of tools still have wood handles, again, 99.99% of homes I've seen have wood fences, and picture frames are still made of wood.

[safenders]

um I think he falls down on to a wood floor nice going Bill

[mrflyingswordchicken]

Without wood we'd have to punch stone

[SilvianoJ]

In a world without wood... Mornings would be a lot less interesting...

[Subways69able]

No wood? Then the women of the world would really be in trouble. The straight women at least

[akaboombby7]

I love how he falls XD

[jmd448]

i still see alotta wood in there

[CalicoRegent]

All his examples can be made out of hemp.

[star112345]

he he heh, he said wood.

[hypno159753]

a world without wood means no reproduction

[Sephiko]

pause at 0:18

[TheNippl3s]

@DickJohnson3434 how do you expect to get the metal without wood?

[AlphahawkA25]

0:40 LOLOLOLOLOLOROFLMAOLOLOLLOLLLL­LLLLOLOLOLLOPEZ

[FCRaiders21]

GIGGITY

[ketchup143]

u don't need wood to place baseball...u could always just use aluminum. course, mlb wouldn't like that too much :)

[ranelproductions]

That's what she said

[sasukeluver345]

LOL the desk i am on now is made of wood lol

[communistjesus]

"Imagine if you will, a world without wood" <<<=== This is impossible since Viagra came along....

[Falcrist]

Carbon fiber tool handles.

Acrylic picture frames.

Aluminum baseball bats.

Metal rocking chair.

Chain link fence.

Sliding glass door.

[mitcheljc]

Every single one was a lie

[4JeepxJK4]

only bill can pull off wearing shorty shorts n that hat

[GooglFascists]

In a world without wood we'd have to call it "Morning Plastic".

[PaulaKathy1]

0:54, door disappears/ No, it's still on the right, just opened :p

[Maximussy666]

@PaulaKathy1 no it was always there genious.... ppl opened the screen door before opening the main door dumbass...

[OperationKayKay]

without wood we all wouldn't be here =P

[eileenluvsdod]

baseball bats are also made of metal

[prayushy]

28 people don't get wood * giggity * giggity *

[SamuraiChamploo1823]

a world without wood would be a world without children

[mcbowser]

@SamuraiChamploo1823 what paradise?

[darkTkun]

His house is made of wood, don't it?

[butternutsquashpie]

@darkTkun i was expecting it to fall down at the end

[GeneralShadow]

Gotta love dem special effects.

[iOniV2]

I would have assumed a lack of oxygen would be the most pressing issue, but I can't argue with The Science Guy.

[homersimpson4949]

did anyone see the wood table at the end?

[APandtheESG3]

If I know anything, its that Bill Nye loves his wood.

[leopardtalon]

A world without wood. :( No more sex.

[teeds88]

i like how the wooden door disappears but the wooden table right behind it doesn't

[jmccuen]

I find wood every morning in my bed

[XDStamos]

the house is wood

[TheNN]

Man, with no wood in the world, Minecraft would be REALLY difficult to play.

[spliefer]

@TheNN why, is there wood in your computer? id get a newer model if i were you.

[itsMinuteMaid]

World without wood, I wouldn't have a key-bored

[joejoe3011]

All thru the video I was thinking, "Well, you could use a plastic handle...or a metal bat...or a gold frame..."

[megarockman]

@joejoe3011 True, but it'd generally be more expensive. And heavy.

[justawsome26]

Buy me the first outfit he's wearing in the beginning. Lol jk. "isnt wood great?"

[GameSharkGuy]

he definitely needs to more wood :D

[JANGOCLONE46]

LOL the wooden furniture at the end didn't disappear

[TheVampireTaylor]

i watched this in school XD BILL NYE IS ON CRACK who agrees?

[divababy169]

wheres the music video

[baseballreg123]

did he point at his dick at the end?

[Freedomloveandtruth]

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[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo alright, i wont reply.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo a quick suggestion, going to school might be a great idea for you mate.... i think you have been spending too much time rolling joints and blindly putting faith on "god" that you completely forgot about grammar. hey, if there is a "god" i'll deal with it when the time comes, but as there is absolutely no proof of his existence.. i wont give two thoughts about religion, thats one less thing in life that i don't have to worry about.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo stalking? lol thats public info mate, stalking would require me to attain private info or physically following you or having a surveillance on you or ur house...which none of those was done, so even if ur cracking a joke about stalking..nope lol.. this conversation has been goin on for too long now, but basically to recap this.

u need to open up ur mind, take a look at the facts and evidence, and give major props to the creative writer that wrote the bible.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo but hey, if u wanna remain in ur close minded mind, u may if u wish.. but dont be a little bitch about it, no one likes a little bitch. oh btw, nice Favorited videos "How to Roll a Perfect Joint" or some sexist rap? hell, thats where u would be goin if that shit existed. the day they find factual proof of god, christ and all that shiznit ill come here and personally say u were right about this stupid ass subject. but until then umad?

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo ur the one that chose to enter this debate anyways...i might be wrong about some stuff man, but on this im sure im not. keep in mid that the bible is the most sold, and translated books ever, so dont u think that a few creative minds could have changed things along the way? beign creative isnt something that humans just learned how to do, they already knew how to be creative 2000 years ago. for all u know jesus could be a fictional character, some average joe, or worst.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo religion is good for one thing, and that is giving people hope... hope that man in the sky (who is also with u at all times, looks like showers arent so private) can take them out of whatever misery they are in, religion is a simple concept that brings others a type of support and the leaders a income. nothing more nothing less. one question, if religion is so great, why is the highest concentration of pedophilia cases in cities/countries with heavy religious ties?

[XxhilfmirxX]

@cadet24lilzo im not atheist, if thats what you were implying. but i simply take a look at the proof at the given moment... come on dude, in genesis the bible talks about giants and unicorns... wheres the proof that they even existed?! there are fossils that are 3.2million years old, mean while jesus was alive and kicking 2000 years ago. so the bible wants us to believe that everything started 2000 years ago? but we have scientific proof that the universe if older than that

[Fehr]

huhuhuhu beavis, he said wood.

[mishakol129]

What about a world without God?...

....anyone?

[BrooklynBros]

@mishakol129 Then we would of been 2000+ years ahead of time in terms of technology and culture

[mishakol129]

@BrooklynBros Not true. The Scientists and "Geniuses" in all of human history have all been inspired and gifted BY GOD to make the innovations and inventions which they make.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@mishakol129 ur living in one now, and always will.

[mishakol129]

@XxhilfmirxX Its a bullsnot lie to say there is not God.

[XxhilfmirxX]

@mishakol129 u really think that "god" created the world? sorry man not trying to offend u, but theres scientific proof of the big bang, ever look up and see orion's belt? the middle star is one of the oldest star, produced shortly after the big bang. watch this video real quick /watch?v=W7VcLCwnpt4 watch some documentaries like "Where Did We Come From? Nova scienceNOW" (if u have netflix, the nova video is in online streaming)

[CardinalGamers]

there would be no porm magazines

>implying nobody uses the internet for that now!

[Triundi]

He is the Billy Mays for science.

[Delcaroll]

A world without wood, to get a better understanding of how it would work, you should try playing minecraft without collecting any wood at all...

[falco830]

The house is made out of fucking wood! XD

[MarioSonic304]

I can't imagine life without my wood. I use wood every day!

[eggman167]

There'd be no morning wood jokes!

[DDOSNOOB]

looool 0:50 made me laugh a lot look at the door its still there!!!!!

[Rockhoppr454]

there would be no boners.. or dicks XD

[Koolor1556]

at around :43 seconds when I saw the closed door and someone breathing heavily with a repeating sound, i assumed someone was masturbating behind it and the door was going to disappear

[TheBuddhaSmasher]

at the end theres a wooden table

[itsfaith77]

you know all his examples could be made out of metal..

[ant1ph0n]

@itsfaith77 that's like arguing, you can easily replace whatever with anything [and retain its functionality]. i'm sorry but you sound like you're mentally 12.

[itsfaith77]

@ant1ph0n eat a dick, im saying he could have used examples where you can only make them out of wood

[Wintermute01001]

@itsfaith77 They'd be heavier and much more expensive.

[DickJohnson3434]

@itsfaith77

Which is why this is one of the the worst Bill Nye segments I've ever watched.

[zippomustang05]

@itsfaith77 agreed

[529randomguy]

@itsfaith77 especialy the baseballbat and the fence

[LulzAreGud]

@itsfaith77 but construction wouldnt exist without wood. no wood = no early tools = no advanced tools = no building houses = no shelter = no civilization = NO COMPUTERS NOOOOOOO

[ababyinthesun]

@itsfaith77 before these items were invented, UMAD?

[itsfaith77]

@ababyinthesun umad? what are you talking about?

[Toneoyay]

"One of the main things that we get from forests.. is wood!"

"No shit!"

[sayrith]

I dont have wood :(

[MegaShadowZX]

It would have been hilarious if the wooden table behind him disappeared and the potted plant fell on him. But that also could be a tad excessive. Meh, it was the 90s. What wasn't excessive?

[MrHappy818]

my gf would be sad if i didnt have wood

[hell5309]

@MrHappy818 You ought to wait until your gf is your wife.

[PhantomJerad]

NICE DOGGIE NICE DOGGIE NICE DOGGIE NICE DOGGIE! OW OW OW OW! 0:41

[happywahoo5]

Classic.

[YinYangShaymin]

0:27 :) San Francisco Giants

[DragnSly]

without wood, how would I wake up in the morning?

-rimshot-

[XGP15A3]

Well, we could just make stuff out of stone or metal...

[nayyark23]

what about his table at 0:56



[Animefan164]

@nayyark23 or the screen door

[mage211]

Does this remind anyone else of that candlejack episod

[LoserTimeMachine]

Wood. Huh huh huh huh huh.

[woodenthomas]

But there would be a hell of a lot more trees, which is more important.

[lsufan003]

there would be nothing for girls to suck on...:(

[whannes]

@lsufan003 popsicles?

[DragonsREpic]

Wonderful!!!.... Now make the house disapear.

[purplechickon]

"Isn't wood great?"... why yes... yes it is lol.

[EricSchwin22]

In a world without wood...there will be Metal!!!!

[Frooglar]

NO MORE SPRINGS EHHUEHHUEHHUEH.... wait I mean wood.

[boacon]

Oh Bill, you crazy bastard

[netsurferx1]

"One of the main things we get from forests, is WOOD!"

Nice unintentional double entendre there, Disney!

[jdogtalks]

There would be baseball bats because there is also metal bats :P

[TheMashKETCHUP]

@jdogtalks

metal is for softball(girls)

wood is for baseball(guys)

dick is for beiber (????)

[hrickbeil]

26 people are termites.

[xfeverfli]

i like how houses are mostly made of wood and yet the house didnt collapse :p

[kirkula]

I think the more important thing about our forests is more oxygen, less carbon dioxide :-P

[DKmaster90]

i would laugh more it the ball would hit him XD

[hungry12345678910]

if there was no wood i would feel srry for people with log houses

[jdogtalks]

Ha ha.  The hammer!!!!!! xD

[n3wbuo]

I want to see an episode of "World without Woman".

[LGT265]

im going to loose my morning wood

[FoShaiZa69]

I thing Bill should point out the more serious impacts of a world without wood other than the loss of small home appliances.

[Xodarful]

@FoShaiZa69 It is a children's show. Children don't wanna know about all of that, it is supposed to be and funny to keep the children attracted to it. Not to scare them away. I guarantee I wouldn't have watched it if it wouldn't have been like it was.

[skullythebloger]

i own nothing in my room thats made out of wood...all these things can be made out of metal O_O

[gretschbriansetzer]

@skullythebloger

just imagine a toothpick that is made out of metal

[skullythebloger]

@gretschbriansetzer they have those <<

[TheLifeOfJames]

Haha he is short in real life..:)

[demoshe2002]

Artificial wood made of plastic!?

[nutherefurlong]

Hey, is that place he starts out in that weird wasteland just outside of Seattle? I never did figure out what was going on there.

[stuntmaster16]

i lost my wood after watching this video

[timberlandtim1]

CLASSIC I USED TO WATCH THIS AS A TEEN AHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[brendanbbaker]

Nice dog! nice dog! nice dog! ow ow ow ow!

[fordxbgtfalcon]

in a world without wood there would not be any people, lol

[1MissKarlieStarr]

Yes Bill. A world without WOOD would be terrible *giggles through te entire video*

[Ryosuke001]

In a world without wood, how would people be born?

[gaarathesandslayer]

@Ryosuke001 what you did there

i see it...

[TheWorldIsRound2012]

@Ryosuke001 lol

[Trudde1337]

@Ryosuke001 hahaha genius :P

[saladin92]

@Ryosuke001 we need rocks, too

[bluesguitar2121]

@Ryosuke001 you mean, how "WOOD" people be born?

[EdTheBadass]

@Ryosuke001

tadum, chsss

[CalicoVall]

@Ryosuke001 He said a world without wood, not woody!! ^_^

[crazykyler005]

The house should of disappeared.

[aklomop1324]

a wooden table tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooodr.

[juke52]

be funnier if the wooden table behind him and to the side disappeared too

[kcubnegdiv]

During the picture frame's...there is clearly another picture right next to him...also, you can clearly see the wooden frame of the screen door...oh well, points aside...Bill is great. Watched this show all the time.

[toysjoe]

I get wood from science.

[JasperDx17]

I Guess Bill Nye likes to beat wood in his spare time.

[CrownOfGemfire]

Wood is good, school is bad

[jackstorm777]

Yes Bill, wood IS great.

[aleve301700]

i guess it would be bad if you live in the ghetto