River Monsters: Size Matters

[TheNozzman]

ghehe , ''size matters''...that's what she said.

[TheWayne8698673]

Keep pressing 1 don't stop if you want to hear penis!

[vyvyansmine]

Struggling not to drop the atmosphere of the scene and STILL has stunning eyes <3

[jess401]

the fish is called fishsticks

[MariettaKnipping]

wow..amazing..awesome..just watched this in webmovietube

[TheSpongesam]

if the size matters, try this " w...helpomegasize.commm " it really worked for me so well that i suggest this anyone who has size problem.

[TheDogsoldier117]

@MarlenaLovett322 you spammed the wrong video.

[thebigbangtheoryftw]

wow The fish swam through the stream of urin into the penis.

[Surroundx]

12cm is more like 4 and a bit inches...

[lopdksakad123]

DID HE SAY PENIS??

[divinagoettel22]

fantastic website webmovietube,to watch free online movies..

[hume444]

master!!!

[josieradomski81]

dude, these are hilarious!! saw this in webmovietube

[JOKERSTER1919]

Use sellotape next time to close the holes.Sellotape men's best friend in amazon:))

[lXlSnype]

pretty much, wear a condom so you don't get raped by gay fish LOL!!

[Osmprofit]

the tittle... thats what she said

[bamboolaball]

So according to Jimaera, this guy was standing thigh deep in the water...

I'm guessing he had to have been making some kind of waterfall.

That means he had to have been peeing hard enough to provide this fish with a real stream to swim up.

[AIgreg]

MUDAFUCKIN GAYFISH!

[cassandjoecorby]

oh ive heard bout them things

dangerous lil heffas

[Jimaera]

"...It was also once thought that the fish was attracted to urine (as the candiru's primary prey emits ammonia from its gills, a chemical found in urine), but this was later discredited in formal experimentation... Indeed, the fish appears not to have any response to any chemical attractants, and primarily hunts by visual tracking."

So basically, it saw a huge dong and said "Oh HELL yeah!" You just can't make this shit up.

[Jimaera]

Here's a little more info on what happened to this poor sap, courtesy of good ol' Wikipedia:

"Although lurid anecdotes of attacks on humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru entering a human orifice. In this instance, the victim claimed that the candiru "jumped" into his urethra as he urinated while thigh-deep in a river..."

[guinivereXbloodgood]

WHY. THE. FUCK. I don't even have a dick and I've got sympathy pain.

[irockusuc666]

cheap way to get a bigger penis i guess...

[sirhs6991]

How did it get up there..

[jugs554433]

ok 2 words.... FUCK THAT!

[6jAzItZoUtZ6]

hahahahah he said penis hahah jk jk

[Coldwatercavs01]

Uhh… I offer my condolences

[DarkRoxas36o]

i though piranas was bad, now a fucking fish that BITE DICKS?? can it get any worst?

[DrStabatoe]

guy must've been phillipino, with a 5 inch dick

[Arieswargods]

just think the fish is 5 inches lawl

[gaxxy]

always pee on the floor never near a lake

i live in england i wont pee in the lake even when im fishing

a good tree will do me.

i dont want one of them bastards inside me

[OMGMunkay]

now im glad im asian

[TheRDRD1]

hes talkin about little parasities that enter the manly hood when they sense oil...witch is rlly wierd...

[phenkizh10]

wuhahahahaha

[NeferiusX]

Remind me to tape my wiener shut next time I go in the water...

[MelonTunes]

thats what she said =)

[ramyunboi2]

Is it the candiru?

[willizle02]

LETS ALL PEE IN RIVERS NOW :P

[gerrardmankind8]

gay fish

[daredanial92]

heard about this species of fish which enters a person penis when he was peeing at a river. it was true story.

[shockwave1986]

see tight foreskins aren't such a bad thing afterall .... LOL

[missy192]

@shockwave1986 god gave them to men for a good reason.. but stupid humans take them away.

[otyew]

it's a small catfish that swims into ur penis/vagina opening if u pee in amazon river.

[melindaforyou]

what the hell was that all about??? is he saying that a fish just got into a mans cock?? outrageously insane!

[RennTaPenn]

Anyone need some condoms?

[TheHolyphantom]

what's the lesson learned?

If you're gonna take a piss there, do it in short bursts at a time. (Don't make a stream)

[lazyducks74]

@TheHolyphantom how about we say fuck that all together and just piss outside of rivers.

[TheHolyphantom]

@lazyducks74

Where's the fun in that?

[lazyducks74]

Great Point

[vernonasian]

@TheHolyphantom

have you tried that :/ its extremely hard

[aboogie123456]

yes indeed yes indeed.....

[icecubefire8]

just by the title u kno wat he is

gay!

[FI7productions]

Wait, a fish swam into a guys penis, OUCH

[brono9398]

he should go to afghanistan this man is brave man

[Theboxer500]

Ya man Afghanistan is the best.

[theownerer2]

wat.

[TwilightSesshomaru]

lol my mom was standing next to me when he said penis

[xoxoJannet]

Smart fish. Must've known that the blood supply will keep "refilling".

[lazyducks74]

@xoxoJannet hahahahaha xD

[SykoChicken]

i got a narra urethra bobbeh

[1MillSkill]

haha, now perhaps we say "he's sleeping with the fishes"?

[saviorslegacy]

*size matters

I wonder if they meant that title the way I am thinking of it....

[d0md0mt0mt0m]

Obviously a play on words dumbass

[letterboy90]

how dumb can you get? how can ya not realise that there is a fkn fishing swimming up your dick?

[XxKristyKhaos]

Well, I saw a documentary or something on this. These fish just swim around and wait for some unexpecting male to urinate in the water or just kind of be there then BAM up he goes. XD You'd notice it... The guy that had it thought it was just a small fish, but it turned out to be something larger.

[Xc31]

its not waiting for someone to urinate, it normally goes in the gills of bigger fish. just a case of mistaken identity, small fish small brains eh. and it dousnt only happen to male's.

[jonathanpedrero]

lol!!

lol

[Reptilelover101]

be sure to remember to wear a condom when you go swimming

[diabllo29]

X D!!!

[tony123hawk]

wat if it keeps on growing? does the thin burst?

[omegamagic1]

imagine that, not knowing its there, getting a blow job, the fish pops into the girls mouth lmao

[ozzydalboy]

NOT MY KIND OF FISHING

[EbonysBlaze]

Dude, I've heard about these fish that look for you-know-what's and get in them using their super sharp scales.

[fabioacrs]

Candiru removal

/watch?v=eW5S0UM6tD0&NR=1

crapy music

[312guiltys]

that is hoooorrible just thinking about a fish in my dick makes me shudder lol - but then again i wouldnt be dumb enough to go swimming anywhere except a swimming pool

[Darknscarypking]

*sigh* another victum of kenye west

[darkangelchik]

hahaha ur so right lol.....*sigh* how many more people will be his victum

[MrSp4nk3y]

did a fish go up someones penis? what a gay fish

[raonipaes]

that is a big problem in some lakes and rivers here in Brazil...actually, there are very small fish that can enter your penis and get there for ever, only to be removed with surgery

[akatski11]

or kanye could suck it out 4 u

[KittenKiller]

It's called a Kanye fish.

[coralin378]

lol nice one

[kingston17691]

it might of been a female ;)

[akatski11]

kanye west is a gay fish because he likes fish sticks

[bradsmithsite]

Too much South Park.

[igotthatsnowmayn]

LMFAO

[flashlightoe301]

@MrSp4nk3y i think the fish is with kanye

[TheNewerMe]

@MrSp4nk3y im sure that mess hurt so bad. it ws like blocking his urine from comn outn it was swimming up that hole part on his penis. felt so uncomfortable when tha guy was talking bout it on tv

[jess401]

@MrSp4nk3y Fishdicks

[Paulwall9494]

@MrSp4nk3y it must like fishticks

[mauserdemauser]

@MrSp4nk3y its because the guy probably pissed in the pool while swimming, urine attracted the fish. fish swam into his dick,

[HONRADA310]

@MrSp4nk3y I agree with you 110%

[MusclesfromB]

what is it like, a gay fish?

[wakyMelvin]

that is sad. guess he cant reproduce easily anymore

[The1Rausch]

in the middle ages they used chemicals to fasten up the decompose of the fish in the uretra with many sideeffects if the patient did survive.

(Most people died.)

Nowadays its not a big deal. Its a little surgery, with a small risk of sideeffects (if something unexpected happens due to anatomical uncompatibillitys ... lets say a risk of 2% to be impotent (nerval) and 10% of incontinentia...

[NWAGF]

NOW HES SLEEPING WITH THE FISH

[MrXCloud]

somethin bout its wanker

[CreativeHaXorzZ]

tovenissen i dont remember what the name of the fish was but i do remember that if it goes up in ure dick u have to amputate it

[tovenissen]

what is that fish called than swim up ur urinal?

[brian05fubu]

candiru :)

[bossmanUKR]

lol @ his face at the end of the video

[MidNightTrain89]

whats wrong with it u stupid fuck

[bossmanUKR]

:) ur tuff !!

[XxalextheboyxX]

i dont get it whats he talking about? anybody explain please

[franczukkx]

it's the candiru fish. there's only ever been one report of this happening to a human...

[illusioNz1337]

what happens when he gets an erection?

[fernandolive7]

his penis ouch>>>>>>>

[JeFfHaRdYLuVr4EvEr]

im glad im a girl

or is it the same with girls?

...ouch

[scuzzy5005]

They are attracted to urea so yes it could.

[graog123]

girls have more open holes than guys..lol

[xFlyswatterx]

no they dont......they have the same number ones just bigger ...retard

[zakkori]

guys= 2 ears 2 nostrils 1 mouth 1 hole in the penis and 1 anus

girls= 2 ears 2 nostrils 1 mouth 1 hole for the eurethra 1 for the vagina and 1 anus. Flyswatterx has either never fucked a chic or just doesnt know anatomy

[xFlyswatterx]

one hole inside another hole is teh same as one hole retard...and either way theres only one whole that leads to the urethra in females and male so what the fuck are you on about?

[zakkori]

the urethra is not inside of the vagina its behind the labia. The point is the female has one more access point in which parasitic fish could enter.

[The1Rausch]

anatomically you are perhaps right... BUT :

The Candiru isnt a human parasite - this means the human is a wrong host. Its bad luck 4 the fish if its a human (the fish will die because he will stick with no chance of getting back). He wont enter the vagina (he follows the urine stream - it happens while you are urinating) and if accidantially vagina : its not bad @ all : he`ll leave the big cave very fast. No known case of such fish sticking in the portio/cervix known bytheway !

[zakkori]

I believe the argument was about the number of possibilities between male anatomy and female anatomy. Of course there wasn't a case like that. Even the case of the Candiru swimming into a male's urethra was not a recorded case and ,by many, considered a myth to scare children into not peeing in the water.

[NAPALMJUNKY]

It's VERY rare but happens frequently! hmmm.

[zakkori]

That's really odd that someone would even go to a european hospital if they were attacked by a fish native to south america. Did you see something like this personally as you say or in a book? Maybe a video? You know that some videos aren't actually what occurs and are made just for education purposes right?

[zakkori]

WOW you did a lot of google research just to comment me back. Dont i feel special. Mr. Medicine here is such a doctor and works all over the world but has so much time for youtube.

[bunkerbeerbelly]

the little fish is called an kanduru it logdes its self comfortly in your dong and eats away

[addorno2]

I'd think i'd use the nearest bush

[yujonez74]

oh yea the mayans used to pee in a river and while they were peeing little tiny fish would go up their penis and then when they are in they release spikes....ouch!

[Snypro]

thats appalling =|

[SasuSaku129]

I saw that on "Eaten Alive" The fish is attracted to ammonia and usually feeds off the tissue in fishs' gills, but the guy decided to pee in the river and got a fish up in his dick.

[megiebabie137]

Wouldn't you just pee into the river, not in it??

[SasuSaku129]

thats what he did. sorry. :)

[graog123]

you dont need to be pissing, just swimming

[zakkori]

the urethra is not wide enough to allow this type of fish to occupy it until it is opened while urinating.

[LittlEpitBuULkidd0]

guys have it bad after dis video was posted...no more golfish for them eh??

[notthebitmyster01]

omg my penis hurts now (cries)

[topazsin12]

he had a penis in his penis

[Raquirt]

Holy shit !!!! that`s sooo disturbing

[polebending101]

well all ridy then

[sk82nowhere]

put in the end of his his penis!!???

[knorin]

the fish had a 6 incher?!?!?!

[DarkEarthDragon01]

What? o.o What was he talking about... <.< Some fish entered some man's penis?

[AkiChan2552]

There is a fish in the Amazon River that swims up into your penis, through your urethra and stays there. Thank God I don't live there. Damn that shit must hurt like hell....

[17shuriken]

NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY!

[blazethunderkike13]

fdfdkfjdkfdfdjkfjdkfjdkjfdj

[Raffael900me]

thats fkin sick id never go to amazon rivers

[Hjernespreng]

Tip for swimmers in the amazon:

Wear a condom!

[Mizbonita08]

lol

[abaneyone]

What's he talking about? A kidney stone? What kind of fish is this? a Pee fish? Ha ha ha.

[davidnkimchi]

yea... i made a video on some q tip coming in my pee hole... it's gruesome!

[james310tonga]

i wish a girl swam in my penis

[jbom26]

Lets not pretend that yopu actually like girls ok?

[ChrissyB0y722]

+1 :D

[Jazzygrl444]

fishdicks

[RsHolidayz]

wow...that has got to hurt...i heard wen they stick the tube it hearts....thats y im never swiming in the amazon as long as i live...

[killingspr4]

What to bring to the amazon:

1-condom

2.bed pan

3-doctor

[ReptilesRock2007]

theyre not meant to go in penises, theyre meant to go into other fishes gills, but when they see a dick thats pissing... well when u piss, ur peepee hole opens, and they quickly get inside, and stab u from the inside with their spines.

[fromTheHMCstudio]

i read a bout those once.

[ReptilesRock2007]

Well there is this fish that swims into your penis and sucks ur blood (no kidding) it can smell pee.

[sakuraishott]

Well one things for sure: I will NEVER swim in the amazon. Between the man sized fish the fish swimming into your penis the piranhas the creepy dolphins and the ugly catfish, you think someone would learn to stay away from that river :x

[humpernaut]

lol if i ever go to the amazon im wearing like 3 condoms and bringing some pepper spray thats crazy

[fallenwarriorX1X]

trust if you thinking of the peper spray where i think you are don not and i repeat not risk it !! haahah

[LOLimajeepithink]

id swim with a goddamn condom on in the amazon

[NerdDog16]

alien fish o.o

[throws56]

just another reason you dont go swimming in the amazon

[oldnoname12]

they put it in his penuis..........thats nice

no, the thing swam up his penis...yikes.