Day[9] Daily Fail P3 - Watch Day[9] Butcher a Daily Violently

[MsBlackLust]

who do you like?

FUCK OFF IM IN A LADDER GAME

LMAO 4:22

[twizttid13]

Day 9 from the future sent me here!

[Hellwarrior1000]

just... why couldnt he have put the word twist? :(

[atrkalmahsf]

This exact story happened to me. I was on the phone in three way call secretly listening when my friend asked her friend

[infamousdrew1]

this was hallarious because i am a seventh grader

[thISxTHplacE]

@infamousdrew1 you spell like you're in fourth grade.

[infamousdrew1]

@thISxTHplacE fuck you

[thISxTHplacE]

@infamousdrew1 hey, you're in seventh grade. Watch your mouth, young man.

[19ykcub]

press 8 and 6 to hear how him and Felicity's actual relationship.

[MasterKoga]

@19ykcub lmfao

[MrHav1k]

13:04 for the good stuff.

[MrHav1k]

This guy has to be the most modest man on the planet when it comes to women, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL that Day9 isn't getting bitches 24/7. no fucking way.

[MeithKoon24]

Grandpas: laughing at others' misfortunes since 1992.

[Vacheresseb]

there once was a boy named sean

who cried all night long

felicity took his heart to a book

and bashed it til it was gone

[LostBelowLife]

sooo uhh.. who else noticed Shawn's teeth are chipped or unevenish only just now during his soccer ball story....

[dante10k]

What the fuck

[barrel22]

He didnt have anything in the cup......again.....



[Tzeapaedi]

Oh, Sean, with you, I don't need to be looking for a reason to laugh. <3

[AlcoEdu]

This is why americans don't play soccer...

They are doing it wrong XD

[BerserkaDerka]

his teeth really are messed up. 

[hooodlum01]

Day [9]'s story's are the best

[GenDoukeshi]

I wanted to see the Text Twist Challenge! D:

[andr6192]

Story time! :D

[rax313]

This sort of Q&A should be a regular show =) but I can understand if it is too personal. lol

[TheIncognitoGhost]

Lol middle school politics

[ViirTu0s0]

HE IS 1000000% RIGHT ABOUT THAT STORY ABOUT PUPPY LOVE!

[darkbluemusic00]

7:05 "It's better if you don't know...." lmao

[iceflame12]

"Hey, who do you like?"

"Fuck off.  I'm in a ladder game."

[reD0smuRF000]

To become a better gamer (insert joke here).

[alojz300]

SHOCKING

[GeneralPihota]

Shaun this is your 7th grade teacher Mrs. Andrews. I think we need to talk about you "helping"  Gary Oak in math class.

[Sarojin]

Your first girlfriend story is eerily similar to mine.

..until that poem part. haha

[befreud]

wow...don't go to 11:20 lol

[13SuperJake]

Felicity story is bullshit. Shaun totally banged her so hard

[dentian1]

@13SuperJake Sean*

[Corbex01]

1:05 will be my new wallpaper

[morissus]

why not just have the tooth fixed? it's neither elaborate nor expensive..

[sixfingerman68]

@morissus Because some people, <---- this guy included, like things that aren't perfect about them, and take personal small deformities as a good thing that makes them unique.

I, for instance, chipped and bent my two front teeth as well. I'll never fix it.

[tiberee]

Super Lol ^^

[Tellion12]

edgar allen poe! not mope ><lol. 404 is my favourite episode btw :]

[lofty822]

@Tellion12 it was a play on words, a story about moping around and being sad.

[insanitywhite]

man i'd do everything for having day9 as my dad!!

[highfiver04]

this seems like a social experiment, that word fail has brought more views on youtube, just shows how thick the population is on here my self included

[smmlb40]

"Fuck off- I'm in a ladder game!" hahah

[lvsports28]

You are from K.C? I am from St. Louis!

[PaksGen]

The story about middleschool is so true. Exactly the same stuff happend to me. haha

Love your story telling.

[villur]

HAHAH! Best dailes where Sean tells stories :D:D make me laugh every time!

[Zonde32]

Hey who do you like? is it Jenny? NO is it Marie? NO is it Felicity? mhrrO?

[CrystaTiBoha]

Grandpa you broke my face!

Ha hahahahahaha!

[THUGLYFE5]

Why would you say you like Terra, the main character from Final Fantasy 6?

[ashleythwaites1989]

Ready...set...NOOOOO!!!

[Tweek5470]

More of this plz! My life of starcraft used to be my "in a slump, play in the background to relax when playing" video, now i have another video! :)

[SniperBiscuit]

"Hey who do you like?" "FUCK OFF!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

[BeachedWhale129]

What a tease at the end... :/

[shino911]

lol i cant stop laughing but real, on the poem part, i know how you feel hahahahaha. those middle school days man

[ploxxxer]

day 9 is the best role model ever!!!!

[gxtmfa]

6:00- that's how my friends began dating in college. If it works, it works.

[Joshua1112111]

Felicitys real? I thot it was just a name he called all his exxes........ lmao

[TheYegie]

Is... Is... Is there a part 4? No? Nook loop

[NewDrekSilver]

After scouring around for a bit on the web, i've concluded that the 100k in 10 minute challenge is lost forever...

[Merchantic]

commented on this video right after i got home. Almost midnight and it has 208 likes.

yay

[TheBfutgreg]

I don't remember perfectly, but at the age of 6 don't you usually have your baby teeth still? Because if that's the case he's a liar!

[piggy902100]

@TheBfutgreg some do some dont

[4nc3st0r]

2:10 you can hear idra laughing

[holaholazero]

help day9 win at shorty awards!

[48tank]

Everybody ..no there is no part 4 -__-

[Xfroste]

Hey who do you like?

FUCK OFF... im in a ladder game

XD

[4thGearReviews]

S.O.P.A I say Nopa

[4thGearReviews]

S.O.P.A I say Nopa

[ThaGoodestFella]

I always said I didn't like anybody in 7th grade, cause all the girls where whores even then...

[Holyshockzz]

I like how the whole 7th grade thing was completely true lol

[TheOmniusX]

DO A DAILY WHERE YOU PLAY HAPPY WHEELS !!!

Husky did a episode where he played it and it was hilariously funny as fuck lol

His sense of humour + the game = win +1 so we can see this

[TheDay9Lover]

Yeah really day9 the text twist is entertaining once in a while but more than like twice a daily and it gets dumb and at least read that the chat to see what they are saying...

[sesbech]

"It's time for the 100k in 10 minutes challenge. Ready. Set." FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU

[NegaSyrus5000]

6:18 I hate you for reminding me of my 8th grade mistake...

[CouLesKy]

@NegaSyrus5000 O yea how old is she now?

[psb1964]

Day 9 looks like he ate a whole chicken that he forgot to cook first.

[DaveBuikema]

ready.....set..... FUCK YOU SEAN (or is it shawn)?

[kulls13]

I love the super heavy sigh at the start lol so out of it

[TH351AY3R]

god this was a great daily laughed my ass off so much.

[Axiss360]

Is that game legal?!

[MinecraftFreak4Ever]

Best analogy ever, having a crush is like being an assasin =D

[DrHBoyd]

2:51 Boobs?

[sadboyinhell619]

Is your grandad chuck norris?

[tobybeat]

Hey Day9 coud we get something going in order to convince the ESA to stop supporting SOPA and PIPA, something like what is shown in the video titled: Stand Together: The Gaming Community vs SOPA and PIPA

[MinecraftFreak4Ever]

STORY TIME! =DD

[PwngeTrooper]

NostalgiaTalex? He is a total boss.

[kraetyz]

Day9's grand father is Pinkie Pie.

[Andrewboobtube]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA A GAME WHERE YOU ZOOMED IN THE WHOLE TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tkardaishou]

EDGAR ALLAN MOPE

[funnymonkeygamer]

awww i wanted to watch text twist

[MrAssassian007]

Day[9] where the hell is Text twist?????

[cjmkael]

You tell great stories :D

[Zeldarulah]

Is there a part 4?

[TheLivingAlien]

at 7:55 i broke, i was able to giggle through the other stuff at the start, but the combination of "..i wrote a poem.." and hom laughing was too much.. :D

[mrsmileperson]

have i missed something about Filisity

[prolifikshadow]

Turns out Day[9]'s grandfather is actually Sen. Always laughing at him.

[tabeatz]

I got dumped over AIM in middle school...shit hurts still. Thank you Day9!

[gxtmfa]

@tabeatz Rejected via text message in undergrad. By a friend. Shit still happens. We'll get through this together, tabeatz.

[tabeatz]

@gxtmfa It's good to know that I'm not alone! Thanks, gxtmfa.

[KoopaLetsPlays]

story of my life day[9]

[razaelielm]

soo cosy!

[VickTheQuick]

noooo i wanted to see the 100k challenge :(

[cjsizzle08]

I like how you say "dating" when you never even talked to her

[Torrmac]

@cjsizzle08 thats the joke, in 7th grade, kids dont date, they say they are dating, or they ask "will you go out with me" and they don't actually do that. Are you not in 7th grade yet?

[cjsizzle08]

@Torrmac Umm I'm in college, I just thought it was funny

[Beaversatchel]

Oh my gosh... seriously ive never laughed so much :) the story of middle school crush's LOL day9 <3 you are an amazing day brightener!

[pyroVoid]

time for 100k challenge, ready, set! End of video....

[CELLERTOTEN]

DayNyan[420] ...

[anggel924]

Just watch multiple times from 13:45 to 13:48

[TerraceArchimedes]

@anggel924 I can't stop doing it, it's too funny!

[schpex]

I think this is good. It shows that you are a man just like the rest of us.

[tinytim2755]

Best Grandad EVER!!!!

[stehoz87]

smoked some bud a couple hours ago yeah?

[JujuXG]

i want to see a pic of young day 9

[Marleyklus]

@JujuXG Look at the picture from him on WCG.

Looks totally different.

[WeItenspinner]

@JujuXG

Google? Team Liquid Wiki?

[TheAndiePerson]

Oh yeah, there's only 3 parts... ='(

[TheAndiePerson]

I wanna play that soccer ball game with my kids.

[Noxictyz]

Hey day[9], love your videos! Could you please though, in the fight against SOPA/PIPA, not support E3 this year? E3 is the biggest revenue income of ESA, and ESA supports SOPA and PIPA.

[fuglypump]

day9: "read, set" ADVERTISEMENT

lmao

[Sabu113]

My favorite episodes are just when he goes into storytelling mode.

[Merchantic]

New Funday challenge:

Zoomed in the whole time

[Mastas999]

@Merchantic OMG YESSSSSS

[StinkySkunk100]

@Merchantic YESYESYES, AWESOME IDEA.

[2MinuteSoup]

@Merchantic what the fuck this is the most brilliant idea ever.

[Merchantic]

where can I find what this week's daily challenge is?

[psi43]

@Merchantic if you mean funday monday, it's the following: Whenever you attack your opponent, you MUST bring all of your workers aside from 10. You may keep 10 workers at your base while attacking, but you have to bring all the others.

[Jhs45is]

I watched these episodes like day[9] watched the games in part 1 and 2..

[Omega068]

Oddly enough he started to sound normal after telling stories.

[ertekkiadgrinast]

Ask your favorite gaming websites and youtube channel to join the cause by not attending and covering E3 this year until the ESA changes their stance on SOPA and PIPA! If they truly apposed this legislation the last thing they want to do is support an entity that spent $190,000 on PIPA lobbying.

[MrTheDegroot]

4:24 His face made me Lol

[me715]

the advice about being the one who laughs most... thats beautiful honestly. thats some good advice. damn

[DishonestAbe0]

LOL the same thing happened to me in grade school. dating by proxy.

[LimosRock1]

Oh, Felicity you slut

[me715]

"youll probably get arrested"

[AlduinWorldEater]

Just got Diamond! YAAAAAAAAAAAY !

[7tebo]

@AlduinWorldEater k newb

[AlduinWorldEater]

@7tebo I bet you are american

If you are .. just to let you know NA masters is like platinum EU

[TheRamonesOwns]

@AlduinWorldEater Really? That made me feel good, as a player on the EU

[AlduinWorldEater]

@TheRamonesOwns at least I heard it from people with 2 accounts

one said he is masters NA and Plat EU

few weeks later someone said he just got into silver Eu but is Plat NA

I don't see a reason why they should be lying so yeah could very well be true :)

[shisnoking]

@AlduinWorldEater And EU Masters is like KoreanBronze :D ;)

[AlduinWorldEater]

@shisnoking Actually EU masters is like korean Diamond ...

The caster Khaldor was Eu master and rank 1 diamond in Korea so Korea is not that gosu

[7tebo]

@AlduinWorldEater shut up faggot i am swed i know that EU is better then NA

what i also know is that that u are a n00b

[AlduinWorldEater]

@7tebo what I know is that you are a really angry person ...

don't blame for your real life problems

[7tebo]

@AlduinWorldEater how the fuck can u think that.I am a happy person so shut the fuck up and not speculate how i am as a person u dont know a shit about me,and that am i really glad for!

Scary person!

[AlduinWorldEater]

@7tebo Wow your parents really failed

[7tebo]

@AlduinWorldEater lOl Man u are a fail srysly

[MrNeenjaman]

@AlduinWorldEater I just got into Silver...

[xPulse365]

@MrNeenjaman I wish i was in silver...

Got into gold, haven't won a single game... They haven't even been close..

[AlduinWorldEater]

@MrNeenjaman Gratz !

[stravos11]

Omg almost the exact thing happened to me. I basicly forced a friend to talk to a girl's friend if she liked me then I found out that she said 'yes'. But then I asked her myself If she wanted to be "together" and she told her friend to tell me 'yes' again( in front of me ), and then I left . After that things got really awkward and we talked less. And some day she broke it off and I got really pissed and started to write stupid shit . I thought I was crazy for that! Now I guess everyone is :P

[Halendor960]

@stravos11 I'm not that crazy about having a relationship. But when I started liking this girl, I somehow was drawn to her and was thinking to myself: I'd do anything for her -- while at home I am thinking, why should? She isn't that special, I don't care that much about her. And then I somehow become so desperate that I choose a trip to London because she was going there, instead where my best friends were going. I regretted it immediately the day after the trip was confirmed.

[Canadium]

Edgar Allen Mope.... Love it.

[Tr0tim]

Hey who do you like?

FUCK OFF, I'm in a ladder game

[MrTheapprentice]

@GetTheJojDone really? Go troll some cod videos. There are mostly smart people here... right?

[Thecrazyhide]

@GetTheJojDone I am so hurt by having you leave us. Please... stay, I can't live without you *_*

I... I think I'm gonna cry...

[xturtlex]

@GetTheJojDone no, fuck you faggot

[zzOnlyOneZZ]

6:00 - 6:25 :-DDD

but all this vieo is...just....killing me :-D Super extra mega funny :-D

[DrDante89]

Freudian for sure, but was I the only one who heard "black male!" at 4:44 instead of "blackmail!"?

[daadboy]

Ahw.. day9 is pouring out his heart. Throw it all out man we the sc2 community will listen. Its the least we can do after all those awesome daily's right?

[zilles]

He definitely integrated his grandfather's advice into his life.

[S0up3rD0up3r]

Day9 should postpone his daily tonight in protest of SOPA

[Rosvolainen]

How do you know that your seventh grade girlfriend is a keeper? She's named after a Goldeneye map. Unfortunately the game hadn't been released yet so I can't blame day9 for letting her go, he had no way of knowing. (Not my fault her parents couldn't spell Facility.)

[SUMR4WR]

everyone just click on a random point in the timeline,listen for 3 or 4 seconds then click another point...its hilarious

[TheAnslam]

I'm totally playing that game.

[KannabisKulture]

Day(9) was high as fuck lol