GIANT SPIDER CAPTURED ALIVE !

[KINGBADASS100]

I fucking hate spiders...

So why I am I watching this!!??

[feralxcarol]

THE FUCK IS THAT?



[RaccoonEyes815]

Grasshopper: O.O If I dont move...It wont see me!!!!!

[xenafan97]

JUST EAT THE GODDAMN GRASSHOPPER YA DUMBASS ARACHNID!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. that spider's mouth was on [sex] steroids

[vid30250]

You gotta have a big enough shoe to kill the spider and the crickett

[iiRAZZERii]

not a single fuck was given that day.

[bmx406]

Honey Grasshopper doesn't give a shit!

[rapinNtapin]

Grasshopper: "Shit I'm just gonna stand still in this awkward stand off with this huge spider."

Spider: "Dude I already at your cousin early, so do be afraid."

Grasshopper: "Ohhh, alright (walks closer), so uhmm whats good?"

Spider: "Not much, but Imma bounce soon, this weirdo keeps flashing this light in my eyes, and I have 8, so its really annoying"...

[mazitough]

Its in a glass cage the grasshopper has no other choice but to fight the spider is a pet and they fed it this grasshopper

[TheScotsboy13]

spray it with deoderant and see what it does. i did i when i saw one and unless ur not scared of spiders run. THEY GO MENTAL!

[NoahzArk1998]

I want to pull a shotgun out and shoot it in the face

[etho09]

Grasshopper- Audacity at it's finest

[GamerStarcraft]

Damn, that grass hopper has some balls to stand up to that bully spider. lol

[Constantine666999]

@TheMathePlayer you fucking peta fuck you

[ygyutftgddrdfg]

Kill it with a boot?!!!!!!

[SIMI936]

uááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá­áááááá,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuj!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[loloteluc]

Oh my fucking God !

[physmer]

Grasshopper: come at me bro!

SPIDER:.... NO THANX

[taye985]

this grasshopper must have been coked up

[ThePosco132]

@taye985 Yeah but it lived.

[KeepHAtin101]

that grass hoppers like try it bitch

[Wuhhhht]

3:54 OH GOD DON'T TURN THE LIGHT OFF

[zmanfilms]

3:25 "Your not so tough..."

[DriftLV1]

I thought this was fake but HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING REAL! That's the biggest fucking spider i've ever seen!

[Skaterboireps]

Im an offensive and i find this a big spider

[imXaXteapot2112]

The grasshopper is like: "Oh god oh god oh god oh god"

[SoulessReaver117]

I so would have shot that spider lol

[rubyqueen27]

notice she stops eating when your shining that light in her eyes? she's thinking go on keep going and your next lol ... no seriously please never harm a spider they play an integral role in the circle of life and keep nasty lil pests from your home :)

[StrikeEmDown]

Umm wow that grasshopper was taking no shit from that spider he was just like "I have delt with your kind before and your all a bunch of hairy pussys! with long legs!"

[Zetrominator]

IDGAF grasshopper for the win.

He should have his own meme

[MarinaNomNom]

lol this is soooo creepy..im scared of spiders so this will for sure give me some nightmares -_-

[alexxis325]

All spiders are demons from hell

[5431pokemon]

2:38 grasshopper:wanna make out

[clownfishftw]

3:35 = spider thinking *WAIT A MINUTE THERES SOMETHING GOING ON HERE* *trollface.jpeg

[TrashCanLids]

I never thought a grass hopper would put it's face to a spider that sizes. I'll never forget the bravery that grass hopper showed. Still can't believe it's still alive.

[xxvi3tboi5o4xx]

Looks like the grasshopper and spider were having a nice conversation.

[ipk4du]

I'm sorry, that sh*t has a health bar.

[WamblyWallaby]

That spider's crunchers are creeping me out.

[SoldierOfDestiny]

haha i love how the spider freezes at 2:26 for some seconds like "wtf is that hopper doing..."

[o0DeathnoteluveR0o]

once there was a scorpion in my shower T^T i ran out full of soap

[StarCrash91]

@o0DeathnoteluveR0o really? once wen i was around 12 i was in a trip to mexico and in my grandmas house, u kno i was jus mindin my own business playin with this old lil toy car nd it fell out into the livin room i reached down 4 it near a window and a stair and i felt somethin sticky on my wrist well wen i finally managed to get the toy car 2 my dismay i saw a cobweb runnin down my whole arm and along wit it a young scorpion

[o0DeathnoteluveR0o]

@StarCrash91 xD a scorpion tried to kill you and you're like... oh well o.0.... once i freaked out cause i was sleeping right... and felt something crawling down my leg like in horror movies xD it was a cockroach ><

[StarCrash91]

@o0DeathnoteluveR0o lol well i mean i didnt know at the time that it was trying to kill me, actually i was laughing at it cause of the way it moved its stinger then my cuzin who at the time was like 33 said u know u shouldnt be playing with those kinds of animals specially ones that are trying to sting u. i was like what? nd he said u can die u know thats when i put it down and watched it crawl away lol. but i mean i kno better now. and if i were u with a cockroach i wouldve died i HATE ROACHES!

[StarCrash91]

@o0DeathnoteluveR0o dat was alive and tanglin 4m it lol i jus set it down and watched as it crawled away into safety. lol (sorry for the slang writing i kinda have to do it since the comment box has a limit :D but yea it was cool but at the same time scary cause it tried stinging me. i noticed when i had seen its tail bobbing back and forth. oh well..

[tescogreg]

if that was in my bath i would run a fucking mile

[7xxSASUKExx7]

that grasshopper got balls of steel..and a nerve of a deaf guy..

[evahaake]

Why do i always look at these type of stuff while I know i'm scared of spiders ? >.<

[Maokaori]

So this whole time i sat here in so much fear that that thing was gonna jump the camera dude.

[masongbaird]

That thing is about to go sandusky on that long brown bug. U can tell Cause it's fucking little mouth pincher things are wiggling like hell

[GFeverr]

Damm Nature! You scary

[PoopyDingo]

Does anyone else see it's fucking mouth!?

[HaaayImAustrian]

@TheMathePlayer No wonder you're no good typing comments

[The777jay]

yo spider i dont like u messing in my nieghboorhood real talk

[SandtoneBLCTBassist]

@TheMathePlayer I'm offensive and I find this a big spider.

[DrChiznit]

You are wize, young grasshopper.

[headshot1994TGR]

Awwwww the spider wants a hug!

[geert574]

Kratos vs Zeus

[NMarie92331]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

[shabs914]

fucking spider !

[MissGeveni]

grass hopper: challenge accepted

[afon6666]

you aren't supposed to talk to your food your supposed to eat it

[DaInstinct16]

I FING HATE SPIDERS FOREVER

[nickman888]

LMAO, 2:25

SPIDER: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT???

[MajorHackingKrew]

Man, that grass hopper thing has some balls.

[Vocaloid1010]

@MajorHackingKrew Or a suicide wish.

[ironbull2003]

@MajorHackingKrew or lacks brains

[xbjohnson]

go to sleep.

[MrFlamethrower1998]

It going to TOUCH ME!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!

[cmadodge]

1:15 But for real he flosses before he eats

[cmadodge]

At first I was like GET THE FUCK AWAY CAMERA GUY!!! And then I noticed the grasshopper and was like oh iss coooo

[gunteen8]

Who needs sleep, anyways?

[MagnumX40]

i acctually thought there was two of them

[sakuaharuhime]

nice try my friend mateo knows all spiders and that is not 1!!!!!!

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

Kill it !!!!!!!!!!!

[SDandBVB]

Okay, watching the spiders mouth move is really starting to freak me out...

[DustinBigMac]

D: HOLY SNAP

[sportsfreak2744]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

[glassXmoon]

2:35 The cricket must be suicidal? e.o

[glassXmoon]

omfg if I were you I would sleep with a baseball bat. o_o

[jadocen]

that spider was all like "dont you touch me!! i kill you..."

[Taichic1]

Wow that grass hopper is stupid....

[jbpwn3r]

Hmm, ....... ....... Lord of the Rings

[Philospher7]

I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING ON ME D:

[AlmightyPearHater]

Fuck that, this one has a mana bar!

[RenegadexAngel888]

Arachnophobia. They're here... o_o

[langi1510]

The spider is thinking: damn, let me rest in! you can´t see that I pluck? asshole ... you will probably ... .. you... not... all right, I'm gone! :D

[Awesome1601]

The whole fucking video i was like go eat the bug fucking spider and at the same time i was like KILL IT WITH FIRE

[ratcristi]

LOL that bug is very brave :P

[bonafiedjay]

HEEBIES AND JEEBIES

[agdthatguy]

kill the dam thing already,5 mins of looking at this disgusting thing is enough

[Mariowitfanoobsond]

@agdthatguy spiders are living orginizims like us and it doesnt matter if there disgusting they may bite but there creatures too they bite humans to defend themselfs

[Mariowitfanoobsond]

LOL that bug is gonna get it XD

[Brazee91]

If it were me and that flashlight were to ever go out, IM GONEE

[Austinflank]

Why is the trackbar on this video broken?

[ffxihater]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[ShotTotopo]

That's why Link kills them :D

[TheMSGIORDANO]

thats a brave bug

[TinyNinjaPanda]

Spider / Grasshopper conversation:

Grasshopper: Dude, relax. I'm not looking for trouble.

Spider: Getting all up in my face is trouble, muddafucka.

Grasshopper: Please. Before I call the cops.

Spider: You threatening me? Wanna go? Come at me bro I got all day! Hey, is that your wife?

0-0

[539forgotten]

@Ze88N Hahaha I see what you did there. XD But seriously, spider's not really that big.

[joker0174]

Our 'huge' spiders arent even half this size... cant even imagine waking up and finding something like this in my house..

[Zwank36]

@joker0174 I've woken up to a huntsmans on my roof plenty of times, they are about 120mm leg to leg. Can be about 240mm.

[539forgotten]

@joker0174 Where can you even live to have spiders that small? Seriously. Your 'huge' spiders would be just a common occurrence in my backyard that I look at for like 5 minutes then let it live in it's little web.

[539forgotten]

You guys need to harden the fuck up. That spider is tiny. Come to Australia if you think that's big; You'll be crying 24/7. I've handled bigger, and I don't even live in the bush.

"dolomedes vittatus next to hand". Goggle it. It's really quite a pathetic spider.

[awesome54331]

THATS REAL ALRIGHT

[Fredrock1982]

That grasshopper dodged a bullet with that one... ~_~

#1 reason I'm glad I'm not a damn insect, right here. That shit is BS man. As if it's not bad enough to get stabbed by fangs that to you are the size of a pair of combat knives. Then you get injected with venom that not only causes paralysis, but makes your insides into a damn Slurpee. Which it then sucks out. How fakkin' Hannibal Lecter is that shit?!

[Jordgubbsglassar]

why do i always think i have a spider on me when i look at this? xD

[cloud6292]

that grasshopper is thinking oo fuck then it says fuck it im going down fighting

[ReplayButtonMolester]

respect for the grass hopper

[ZiotheZero]

dang, that spider drank a whole bottle of beer all by himself!

[stanzipotenza]

Throwing. Up.

[metallica4432]

generally we kill bugs that big...

[Bausebell]

what is it doing with his mouth? is it trying to say something?

[nitzy124]

oh hey look it's a giant fucking spider. 

[dunnieldan]

I think the spider and locust are best mates having a casual drink, and some cunt pops in with a camera!

[zaybabeify]

dat grass hopper a beast told him 2 get da fuk outta hea lol

[StupidManRetard]

3:36 bitch slap

[Ryanvogt1000]

run locust runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn



[JAT763]

didnt i beat that thing at the end of doom?

[geert574]

That locust is hardcore...

[quibto]

SO NUKE. IT.

[quibto]

I find this extremely hard to masturbate to.

[therealfatNINJA]

This is why flamethrowers are legal in the USA.

[TheEddy334]

blow its fucking head off with a rocket!

[sadekgheidan]

@TheEddy334 Nuke it with a.. well a nuke? No wait! Blow up the planet to Kill it!! No WAIT! DESTROY THE UNIVERSE TO KILL IT!!! Overkill much? How about just leaving the poor little bug alone and actually APPRECIATE it killing those damn mosquito's that annoy me at night?! Although... Seeing a nuke explosion does sound really cool...

[TheEddy334]

@sadekgheidan blow them both up with nukes :D mhahaha

[cobraqueen65]

The awkward moment when you're watching a spider video and you just happen to find a spider crawling up your leg. Go me. -_-

[rawknrolldeemal]

i just shit my pants

[SuperCutt]

They were obviously having a good, long conversation together. If I was all alone and boxed in like that, I wouldn't want to kill the first use of company that came my way either! "Hi there, how are you tonight?.." lol

[meddeyc]

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!

[guitarreilly]

they have got to be the ugliest living things in the world

[gotmuffinlove]

haha this spider just stops lik, wtf yall lookin at. ick spiders should not get that big for real they need to stay small and away from me!

[ferretAL]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[primusavenged]

Eh, I guess I didn't need the sleep

anyway...

[Flamungus]

That shit needs to have a health bar.

[keso702]

that hole time the spider was trying to seduce that bug and it kinda workd

[SOULECKZ]

if spiders could fly i'd kill myself...fuck that noise...can you imagine..*shivers*

[BIGSID320]

I have an unusual fear of spiders. If I saw that thing next to me I would scream like a little girl.

[CaptainChloeMartini]

KILL IT. OH GOD. KILL THE FUCK.

[xxpentekxx]

nightmare fuel

[SethGueko2008]

This spider is a pussy

[mitchkentftw]

oh my fucking god

[Paxdaxable]

I feel a slight tinge in my crotch and punched myself in the dick in terror :(.

[warXinXpiece]

Bug: I dont wanna die *hits spider* MY GRAVE WILL NEVER BE FILLED

Spider : Damn...

[ROFLGUY619]

that is the most pussiest spider ever

[Skiingisthebest34]

what if it gets out....

[Rinneganx6]

bug hits spider in the face and it walks away, defeated LOL

[Zwank36]

spiders not that big... then again im from australia.

[ali14chahrour]

@Zwank36 Australia, where spiders are so big, they have health bars.

[defcom50]

@Zwank36 i'm scared of spiders..... i really would shoot myself if i saw a spider that big.... i have a shotgun is my house..

[100000killstreak]

@Zwank36 IKR-thinkin globe spider?

[Makhecha]

@Zwank36 Yea you probably a fucking typical racist white asshole Australian..LOL hope a spider bites you up your white pink ass!

[Kingofbandits05]

Aww, he was just cleaning his mandible thingies

[budperson]

You know, I was thinking about sleeping earlier...

nevermind.

[ITouchHot]

BUUUURRRRRRRRRNN IT!

[sazkwatch]

im not gonna sleep for a week....

[whiskerchild]

How big was it?

[jordan217887]

if i saw that in my house i would never go to sleep.

[Sobernic1982]

Holy Fucking Hell, Dude.....

[ColdCity]

lol cute

[A5HT0N100]

its these kind of clips that make me glad i live in englad!

[dotZodiac]

Horror movie in the making.

[Trocityyy]

He ugly

[Fangalatic]

Instant goosebumps. Fuck. Look at the mouth. I guess I am a masochist.

[aquafina2u]

What kind of spider was it? Where did you find it? Where is it now?

[satan163]

imagine if they had human teeth

[turbosweep]

ha the grasshopper bitchslapped the spider

[ColdCity]

@turbosweep

What's the time code?

[travisimoto]

Giant? I can crush that thing with my left tit.

[fitzgerald434]

Tell me where you live so I dont move there

[tmcknuckle]

WORST SPIDER EVER... CUNTS