I played Zork in 1981 on my Radio Shack TRS-80 with a 2 floppy disk drives. No one made me arrive here. It took me 3 months to figure it out. You can even use shortcuts (open mailbox, take leaflet., read leaflet, e, n, s, etc. Cannot wait to play again.
The Big Bang Theory is one o the best programs that has ever been on TV. I bet you sit by yourself, watching The X Factor and Big Brother. Your the fucking Lame Ass
i played black ops didnt really like it i watched the movie hitch hikers guide to th eglaxy and found out was based on a game so i went to the internet to find it and found out it was a text based adventure, downloaded it, and it was like... aweesssooommeee so now i spend my spare time playing text based adventure
@Joke612 You're kidding right?You think Hitchhiker's was based on the game?
On another note, I won't bash younger people for not being familiar with zork, but I will say that anyone who found this from big bang theory is a moron, simply due to the fact that they watch lame-ass big bang theory.
to get egg, open mailbox, take leaflet, read, drop leaflet, type n, type n again, type u, now, you are up a tree, next to a birds nest with a jewel encrusted egg for your taking. type type egg. taken. type d(down) type s(south) type e, you are on the side of the white house, you see a window slightly ajar, open window. enter. hope this helps any one who reads. remember, you can always type (L) to 'look' or describe your surroundings.
to get egg, open mailbox, take leaflet, read, drop leaflet, type n, type n again, type u, now, you are up a tree, next to a birds nest with a jewel encrusted egg for your taking. type type egg. taken. type d(down) type s(south) type e, you are on the side of the white house, you see a window slightly ajar, open window. enter. hope this helps any one who reads. remember, you can always type (L) to 'look' or describe your surroundings.
@hck112 Okay...The way you called those games is just stupid. I dont play them much myself but anyone who thinks that calling video games. Gaylo or Queers of war just show how unintelligent and unimaginative they are. That and yours were not really insults which defeats the point. Blackcock just sounds racist and Mother Warfare? Call of Dog? Are you kidding me?
Haha there is a girl in my school who has trouble distinguishing between this game and reality :L :L Its really funny because she thinks this is real :P
@PersianFury Oh, right. I forgot. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Activision just publish Call of Duty games, while Treyarch or Infinity Ward make them?
Does it matter if you play it because of black ops? It is great that gamers that werent there when gaming started return to the roots and appreciate the life of gaming. You should be happy that a great game gets more attention.
@ztarwarz be a little mature, zork was probably not even heard of by most of the population and if people enjoy a classic game like it because they discovered it from somewhere else it doesn't matter, and poser is such a vulgar term because all it does is try to make others feel like they cant do something because they discovered their own way of doing it so simply calling someone a poser only makes u sound like a juvenile.
@ztarwarz how much of a brat can you be? You have used "poser" in every single one of your replies to anyone who questions your opinion with some logic. All you have to do is accept that your an immature moron who finds the word "poser" to be absolutely fascinating, and for being such a grammar Nazi, the word "Poser" isn't even a word. It's a slang term that ignorant fools such as yourself use. So you should really grow up.
@itachicoolest I'll accept that I'm an immature moron if you accept that you are a poser. Also, maybe after a few more replies you might catch on to the joke... dumbass.
I think it for Moore than 39 views
Flexman8620 6 days ago
I'm here because I was trying to learn Python. :)
horde5151 1 week ago
@horde5151 good for you
MangekyoSharingan23 1 week ago
this was on the big bang theory? didn't know that.. a friend told me to play it and now I'm slightly addicted to it =D
girlanimelover 1 week ago
im guessing most of you are here are because of sheldon...
32715ate 2 weeks ago
I think Nintendo took this game and spun off Shadowgate & added pictures.
dynamicwolf 2 weeks ago
Yes!! I love MC Frontalot!!!
yumyumbrains42 3 weeks ago
whats the song?
MoonBoundCactus 3 weeks ago
This was on the big bang theory?
DonnaaPinciotti 4 weeks ago
it's sheldon's fault I'm staring at a black screen for an hour.
XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX 1 month ago
Chuck got me here lol
godsend1989 1 month ago
You know. You could just say "e" otherwise than saying "go east". It still work.
LightedRobIox 1 month ago
I'm guessing you passed the 30 view bar?
mainmenu484 1 month ago
@mainmenu484 its been 4 years -.- he is prolly dead in some gutter with a mailbox nearby and a leaflet inside.
abduhzelda 1 month ago
Watch out for the frickin' grue.
laydeeintrigue 1 month ago
@laydeeintrigue Love the song, lol...
laydeeintrigue 1 month ago
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@laydeeintrigue
Remember how frustrating it was making our own maps?! You do know I took Zork Anthology from mom's basement, right? Was afraid she'd throw it away!
breath888 1 month ago
CHUUUUUUCK
SoulDaFlame 2 months ago
More! And im a non geek.
rkbslb 2 months ago
lol "Yell" "ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
baberscamille 2 months ago
From description: If i get more than 30 views
Total Veiws: 50k +
Jawree1337 2 months ago
"Kill myself"
"What would you like to kill the myself with?"
lieutenantnerf 2 months ago
am i the only one here becuz of black ops
beatles4evrify 2 months ago
@beatles4evrify no ur not, lol
arnocruz 2 months ago
i saw this in a GameInformer magazine, not Big Bang Theory
metalhead4lyfe1 2 months ago
Nice mate made some more videos.. and whats the name of that song anybody know? :> pretty good shit
CyCu800 3 months ago
Roy G Biv!
genghisBoy 3 months ago
i've never played this before, how do you play it?
AllieRoseify 3 months ago
strongbads trogdor text adventure is waaaaaay better...
TROGDOOOOOR!
ohwhatacereal 3 months ago
@ohwhatacereal I love thy Dungeonman. But I love Zork
UpToEleven11 3 months ago
i dont care for big bang theory nor do i get why people are talking about it but i do know of this because of black ops and its actually pretty fun
XObitchyprincessOX 3 months ago
are you guys fucking retarded, cod fucking sucks and cod is not where zork is from
emosua1 3 months ago
I played Zork in 1981 on my Radio Shack TRS-80 with a 2 floppy disk drives. No one made me arrive here. It took me 3 months to figure it out. You can even use shortcuts (open mailbox, take leaflet., read leaflet, e, n, s, etc. Cannot wait to play again.
annnc3 4 months ago
fuck off cod nerds
cbbbtc 4 months ago
The Big Bang Theory is one o the best programs that has ever been on TV. I bet you sit by yourself, watching The X Factor and Big Brother. Your the fucking Lame Ass
PirateSack 4 months ago
thumbs up if you watched this from chuck
taopug 5 months ago 3
thumbs up if your hear because of black ops
SuperPoppaSmurff 5 months ago
I wonder where did Melvinyoder get that music..
RoadRageBill666 5 months ago
damn i went to fight the troll and i didnt realise i left my sword behind
the game told me i couldnt stab it with my pinky and i died
Strumfreak 5 months ago
how the hell do you install this D:>
sammerthanyou 5 months ago
In the maze - once you enter, go S, E, and U. You will find the dead adventurer.
To exit the maze - go SW, E, S, SE. This will bring you into the Cyclops Room.
AlexeiVoronin 5 months ago 3
I played this back in 82 ish. Theres an online version and even a hand drawn map on the net almy dot us/image/dungeon dot jpg
Eckythump70 5 months ago 2
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Thumbs up if you like the song.
drewx123 6 months ago
Fuck the Big Bang Theory. I was playing this back in the 90's.
jordanf101 6 months ago 45
@jordanf101 why didn't you just buy a NEO-GEO like everyone else?
zalupastyle 3 months ago
@jordanf101 I LOVE THE BIG BANG THEORY!! SHUT UP!!
mrpopia17 1 month ago
how do i get this game
gameowner5 6 months ago
@gameowner5
csd (dot) uwo (dot) ca/Infocom/zork1 (dot) html
XxTestProfilxX 6 months ago
This is so old school!
AutoJunkieMan 6 months ago
WTF is with this terrible music.
txmgarygygax 6 months ago 3
I was led here by Black Ops actually
Cargoss 6 months ago
The Bing Bang Theory:Take the axe Sheldon:I say take the axe!! xD
BANGEL540 6 months ago
Thumbs Up if you played it in black ops and got addicted
WeMayEvenBurn 6 months ago
what's the song
greedlo 7 months ago
How long were you in that maze? 35+ moves?
crazydudefire15 7 months ago
I think that's more than 30 views.
TheOmegaguys 7 months ago 3
Am I the only one who is here because of Chuck?
Schepertie 7 months ago 50
@Schepertie um no i love that show but this is an amazing game lol
smigitman4 1 month ago
@Schepertie No I am too man i love CHUCK <3
Reloadak 1 month ago
@Schepertie who the hell is chuck? im here because of Sheldon
Nohtnillew 1 month ago 2
wtf i typed in the same thing he did in the video b4 i lookd for some answers as to what to do and it wont work
i put *open mailbox
*take leaflet and everytime it tells me "i cant see one here
"
Devil5Wears4Prada0 7 months ago
@Devil5Wears4Prada0 You already have the leaflet at that moment. Try saying "Read leaflet"...
crazydudefire15 7 months ago
i played black ops didnt really like it i watched the movie hitch hikers guide to th eglaxy and found out was based on a game so i went to the internet to find it and found out it was a text based adventure, downloaded it, and it was like... aweesssooommeee so now i spend my spare time playing text based adventure
Joke612 7 months ago
@Joke612 You're kidding right?You think Hitchhiker's was based on the game?
On another note, I won't bash younger people for not being familiar with zork, but I will say that anyone who found this from big bang theory is a moron, simply due to the fact that they watch lame-ass big bang theory.
doclobstyboy 5 months ago 2
@doclobstyboy you just bashed younger people for not being familiar with zork...die little close minded nerd
ashleyboyo69 4 months ago
@ashleyboyo69
I won't deny the close minded nerd part, but you pretty much got the other part of what I said completely opposite.
To sum up:
Young people who didn't know Zork = ok
Idiots who think the hacky, fake, pandering "nerd" jokes on lame-ass Big Bang Theory are funny = the worst kind of person ever
Easier to understand?
doclobstyboy 4 months ago
@doclobstyboy shush little nerd
ashleyboyo69 4 months ago
Im here becuase of big bang! :)
balletwb94 7 months ago
I stumbleupon'd zork thcnet.net / zork / index. p h p
ChuckTheDuckNorris 7 months ago
i just found this game on stumble upon but acidetally left. anyone know where i can play it?
BMOPstudios500 7 months ago
@BMOPstudios500 thcnet.net /zork/ index.php
ChuckTheDuckNorris 7 months ago
30 VIEWS?
TheTerrorscape 7 months ago
You know I didn't even know that Call of Duty was even playable. I played zork 10 years back it seems much more playable than Call of Duty.
MrTrentonimo 7 months ago
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a little more than 30 views :)
urveryfat 7 months ago
You got more than 30 views.
aliasxyy 7 months ago
thumbs up if Big Bang Theory is the gayest show on earth
SadlifeProduction 8 months ago
@SadlifeProduction
nicke724 8 months ago
I play Aardwolf very nice MUD
sanchyvil 8 months ago
Thumbs up if chuck brought you here! Oh and if you know what C++ is
Bruce1Parsons 8 months ago
thumbs up if you think the top rated comment is embarrassing
regal56 8 months ago
ahem.. I consider this over 30 views LOL
MasterOfCheez 8 months ago 3
Certanly the best game ever made!
randomguyalwayshere 9 months ago
amazing !
unfetteredfreak 9 months ago
Like if you put in masturbate and got the message.
13eastification 9 months ago
FUCK YOU BLACK OPPS PLAYER TEEN.
WELCOME TO OLD SCHOOL FUCKERS
thumbs up assholes
snowcone1122 9 months ago 4
Fuck you thief i hate u so much!!!!!
Yrahcaz75 10 months ago
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to get egg, open mailbox, take leaflet, read, drop leaflet, type n, type n again, type u, now, you are up a tree, next to a birds nest with a jewel encrusted egg for your taking. type type egg. taken. type d(down) type s(south) type e, you are on the side of the white house, you see a window slightly ajar, open window. enter. hope this helps any one who reads. remember, you can always type (L) to 'look' or describe your surroundings.
jakespeed9419 10 months ago
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to get egg, open mailbox, take leaflet, read, drop leaflet, type n, type n again, type u, now, you are up a tree, next to a birds nest with a jewel encrusted egg for your taking. type type egg. taken. type d(down) type s(south) type e, you are on the side of the white house, you see a window slightly ajar, open window. enter. hope this helps any one who reads. remember, you can always type (L) to 'look' or describe your surroundings.
jakespeed9419 10 months ago
Yo bitch this is how real men play video games in the 70s-80s. Fuck Blackcock, Mother Warfare,Call of Dog and so on stupid graphic games.
I first know this game at 10 years old. It came with a version of Minix that my dad set up in computer for me.
hck112 10 months ago 8
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@hck112 im not a cod fan but like everything games is a thing of taste so stop being "cool" and let people play black ops
TheOptimalmale 10 months ago
@hck112 Okay...The way you called those games is just stupid. I dont play them much myself but anyone who thinks that calling video games. Gaylo or Queers of war just show how unintelligent and unimaginative they are. That and yours were not really insults which defeats the point. Blackcock just sounds racist and Mother Warfare? Call of Dog? Are you kidding me?
avengedchaos 10 months ago
@hck112 Zork is inside black ops...
hgjj50 4 months ago
Tumbs up if you like me have made a game like Zork.
oddyslay 10 months ago 2
black ops sucks dick ZORK FTW!
iEnragedPotato 11 months ago
i get lost sooo fckin easily =O
MrLuke4me 11 months ago
my dad used to be a programer for some of the early computer games he said thank god for zork or he would be bored out of his head
ImOnShrooms1997 11 months ago
Chuck brought me here. LOL
Zork is actually pretty cool. 8)
naal13 11 months ago
you definitely got more than 30 views.
sonicest 11 months ago
Thumbs up if The Big Bang Theory brought you here lol.
VikingBlud 11 months ago 95
@VikingBlud yeah...
iandhave 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you came to this vid after Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory cuz he likes Zork
17arri 11 months ago 6
Thumbs up if u came here because of TBBT.
cavaleirolucas1 1 year ago 13
what's black ops?
srbclarke 1 year ago 6
went to a friends place to play black ops
played zork for an hour instead...
Armando623 1 year ago 5
@Lustmord19 pick me! pick me! I'm fun! XD
stevarino1989 1 year ago 9
Holy shit after watching half the video I realised that the song was about Zork :P
JJCRYSIS 1 year ago
I used to play this on my Commodore 64... minus the shitty music of course.
Hoopermazing 1 year ago 2
When I try to take the leaflet on ZORK, it always says: I can't see one here....
Punklndr 1 year ago
I am at the edge of my seat!
redfoxbennaton 1 year ago
Fuck Call of Duty Black Cocks, I came here because I have an interest in this game
cuppajoesugar 1 year ago 4
i like the song :)
sk8trboy07 1 year ago
ahhhh good old zork hahaha i played this such a long time ago
gizzio123 1 year ago
what the fuck!? is that supposed to be FUN?
i had enough just watching and listening that horrible song...
i dont think people actually plays this shit
is0220 1 year ago
alot of people use to play this alot than
Sleeky10x 1 year ago
@is0220 Text based stuff is something old and lovely, a lot of people like this out of the simplicity and creativity in what you have to figure out.
In other words, grow up.
MKwarrior666 1 year ago
@MKwarrior666 geek :L; freak D:
is0220 1 year ago
@is0220 Uneducated bum.
MKwarrior666 1 year ago
Ugh...... I played this game along time ago , before I got black ops , back when I had Win98
bubbajimmy8 1 year ago
what's the name of the song?
MrJjking17 1 year ago
@primester type zork into the computer
theqwertyops 1 year ago
is zork some sorta, RPG?
IzanVonWeiner 1 year ago
@IzanVonWeiner idk
AdvancingTECH 1 year ago
You can play this on Black Ops? How?
primester 1 year ago
@primester get out of the chair in the mainmenu and use the pc and type ZORK. You can also play Dead Ops Arcade if you type DOA.
j0hn0j0hn 1 year ago
Haha there is a girl in my school who has trouble distinguishing between this game and reality :L :L Its really funny because she thinks this is real :P
claff564 1 year ago
Probably the most unfitting song you can choose for playing Zork on. Seriously.
doom032 1 year ago
@doom032 uhh... this song is about zork. Did you listen to any of the lyrics?
ztarwarz 1 year ago
@ztarwarz You are likely to get eaten by a Grue :p
RedIgloo81 1 year ago
@ztarwarz I actually shut it off immediately because it sounds so horrible.
doom032 1 year ago
who here actually heard of zork before black ops?...
dron233 1 year ago
@dron233 alot of people it was one of the most sold game
EsKiMoMaNmAN 1 year ago
@EsKiMoMaNmAN people over 20 years old i suppose, im 23 and i knew it.
keano6t9 1 year ago
well you got more than 30 where is the video
bobchrisman 1 year ago
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What song is this?
xthexsodaxcan 1 year ago
What song is this?
xthexsodaxcan 1 year ago
now where the hell can i down load this fr something OTHER that dos?
tperrette 1 year ago
you got mopre than 30 veiws. i want more
toSTONEiGO 1 year ago
That song is awesome.
gopen14 1 year ago 2
thumbs up if you aren't a poser and played zork before black ops
ztarwarz 1 year ago 145
@ztarwarz thumbwhore alert
toSTONEiGO 1 year ago
@ztarwarz I actually heard this referenced on an obscure film-fans podcast...at any rate, sweet graphics, huh? XD
guthax30 9 months ago
@guthax30 Yeah, the graphics are bitchin'. 4 more gigs of RAM and an extra video card and I'll have a good enough rig to play it
ztarwarz 8 months ago
@ztarwarz Please explain to me how playing it on black ops is poseing?
BoxcarGerry 9 months ago
@BoxcarGerry I don't know what poseing is, however; I DO know what posing is. Is that what you were talking about?
ztarwarz 8 months ago
@ztarwarz Is that really your only arguement, Sad...
BoxcarGerry 8 months ago
@BoxcarGerry What is an 'arguement'? Is that something like an argument?
ztarwarz 8 months ago
@ztarwarz Oh my goodness congratulations, You have passed my encryption test!
BoxcarGerry 8 months ago
@BoxcarGerry caus your a noob if you played it on Black Ops the first time, and not when it first came out a long ass time ago.
dertuad 8 months ago
@dertuad What is caus? is that something like "Because" or "cause"?
And please don' t use inappropriate language, there really is no need.
BoxcarGerry 8 months ago
@ztarwarz That comment kinda makes you look like a poser, lol. What does Zork have to do with Black Ops though?
nonchalantgamer 8 months ago
@nonchalantgamer Zork was made by activision, the same company that today makes the Call of Duty line.
PersianFury 8 months ago
@PersianFury Oh, right. I forgot. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Activision just publish Call of Duty games, while Treyarch or Infinity Ward make them?
nonchalantgamer 8 months ago
@nonchalantgamer Don't act like you don't know. Feigning ignorance doesn't make you any less a poser... you filthy poser.
ztarwarz 8 months ago 3
@ztarwarz
Does it matter if you play it because of black ops? It is great that gamers that werent there when gaming started return to the roots and appreciate the life of gaming. You should be happy that a great game gets more attention.
orginallos 8 months ago
@orginallos I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you don't mind being a dirty poser.
ztarwarz 8 months ago
@ztarwarz be a little mature, zork was probably not even heard of by most of the population and if people enjoy a classic game like it because they discovered it from somewhere else it doesn't matter, and poser is such a vulgar term because all it does is try to make others feel like they cant do something because they discovered their own way of doing it so simply calling someone a poser only makes u sound like a juvenile.
itachicoolest 7 months ago
@itachicoolest That long winded rebuttal you gave only makes you sound like a poser.
ztarwarz 7 months ago
@ztarwarz how much of a brat can you be? You have used "poser" in every single one of your replies to anyone who questions your opinion with some logic. All you have to do is accept that your an immature moron who finds the word "poser" to be absolutely fascinating, and for being such a grammar Nazi, the word "Poser" isn't even a word. It's a slang term that ignorant fools such as yourself use. So you should really grow up.
itachicoolest 7 months ago
@itachicoolest I'll accept that I'm an immature moron if you accept that you are a poser. Also, maybe after a few more replies you might catch on to the joke... dumbass.
ztarwarz 7 months ago
what happens when you win this zork game in black ops??
meanbean251 1 year ago
*turns music off*
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago 2
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH the music is shit, but its lyrics relate to the game.
hck112 10 months ago
Thank you for getting me lost in the maze...
BrandonStoudt 1 year ago
i type drop and that guy smash the egg on the floor LOL
liangzhai00 1 year ago
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type in rape lol it says who u wanner rape lol :D
GTANIGTH 1 year ago
type in rape lol it says who u wanner rape lol .;;d
GTANIGTH 1 year ago
how do you play zork?
spideyrockz4ever 1 year ago
@spideyrockz4ever You type ZORK into the computer
meepfeet 1 year ago
@meepfeet where in the computer? I'm not talking about Black Ops
spideyrockz4ever 1 year ago
@spideyrockz4ever Then what game are you talking about? Cause this is a BO video
meepfeet 1 year ago
@meepfeet Is it? It doesn't look like the terminal from BO. Eh
spideyrockz4ever 1 year ago
@spideyrockz4ever It's the computer from Black Ops... in the main menu
meepfeet 1 year ago
@spideyrockz4ever this game was origanly created for the pc...
siiixten 1 year ago