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  • Pussies. Can't handle a little hurricane? In Florida, that's when we stock up on the beer and party.

    He just want's everybody off the beach so he can have a chance to go without anybody calling for whale rescue units.

  • Thats the defenition of a fat bastard.

  • Why do people hate on him he's a great governor.

  • @frankenbran85 most people don't hate him, hes actually fairly popular in a democratic state. He's doing a great job and is actually getting things done.

  • @JimboVids Is that "cougar"on the right your mother?Were you fucking her too?

  • JimboVids I heard Christie was fucking your mother!That's probably why she had a retard like you!

  • The cougar on the right is HOT!

  • This man is an idiot. The smartest guy in New Jersey isn't in politics. Oh Nicklaus he isn't in DC show how does he change it?

  • He can't run for president.If that fat fuck ran he'd have a heart attack!

  • @essanay45

    You're just a bitter faggot because he vetoed queer marriage. Go suck a dick and get your anger out of your system.

  • Well fuck you too guvnah!

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  • I like Chris Christie

  • He's so professional and statesman-like!

  • @PeaceJustice4ever He's refreshing! and new! I'm sick of the fake congressman, and statesman in Washington!

  • Sounds like the best part of my ex husband... lol. Christie "doesn't play." Rarely seen in a politics, he is one of those rare politicians who people respect even if not everyone agrees with him. This is because Christie as a leader is uncommonly authentic. Trick is, he cares about his constituents yet uniformly leads them honestly and effectively... without posturing.There is no sign of pandering to special interests. Good leaders can be blunt... with integrity.

  • @perfectstream314 Very true. That's why he needs to be president one day.

  • this is fucking classic

  • I love this man

  • I'm the idiot or is it that you don't have the balls to admit that you are on the government dole.... The entire country knows we are all going bankrupt from insane spending and crazy unions that are not realistic. Just once it would be nice to hear someone like you admit that you are not a free market capitalist. Say what you are instead of pretending that terms like socialist don't apply. You can try your Elitist bull shit with some one else bloodsucker!!!

  • @seupoat

    I agree with you sir, and fuck the jackass trying to argue with you. He tells us to stop watching fox news, well maybe he should stop watching CNN, or MSNBC becuase it makes everyone that watches it dumber than a 2nd code of paint. And if he is wondering, Fox news is number 1 out of all news stations and its conservative.

  • You know, I'd like to see this guy run for president because he's tough as in he doesn't take any shit like Raegan did, he's consistent, and he's not wishy washy, but if only he could lose a couple punds.

  • he shoulda said fuck and maybe they woulda listened

  • Christie fat fuck.

  • Christie:  get the hell off the beach

    Snooki: no, i'm working on my tan and smushing

  • @UltraProle21 That's too bad Snooki lives in New York, so this message doesn't matter to her.

  • I wonder if Chris can see his own penis? I say that because he is morbidly obese and sometimes morbidly obese people can not see their own penises.

  • Everywhere I go I have to hear Ron Paul mentioned. Stop it. That dude is not going to get the nomination. Winning that ticket is a numbers game. He has a loyal following, but he does not and will not have the numbers to win. He is unelectable. He is unpopular because of his stance on Iran having nuclear weapons. No one in their right mind would knowingly allow Iran, regardless of the fact it is a sovereign nation, to attain any nuclear capacity.

  • @epw0003 apparently he has a very big following to have bothered you so much, maybe you should watch think he is 'unelectable'

    /watch?v=Dn5A3VhQI4U&feature=r­elated

    FYI-we have technology to stop their nuclear program without even leaving our computer desks, duh! e n . wikipedia . org/wiki/Cyberwarfare_in_the_U­nited_States

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  • @epw0003 Yeah, let's stop promoting the politicians we would actually like to see in office. What a pipe dream. How silly of us!

  • If Christie was elected President would he be bigger than Taft?

  • that man is just an jack ass, those republicans just might be why america well become 2nd in place to china

  • @MrChairmanD

    The only reason America will become second to China, is because the lazy liberals like to sit back, relax, give free handouts, and let everything pass them by thinking they'll catch up when reality is far from a touch.

  • Looks like he maximized his though!!

  • What an actual cunt.

  • Lol this guy should run for President!

    

  • I love this guy

  • I wish Christie would have ran for pres. I would vote for him in a heartbeat, he's one of the few politicians who actually did something he said he would. He's honest

  • Chris Christie as President smoking a cigar would be awesome.. thumbs up !!

  • Straight shooter.. we need him

  • Love it. Next, some idiot will need to pick up some moron that stayed -- all at the taxpayers expense. I really like this guy. What part of "get the hell off the beach" did you not understand? LOL...

  • do any of you guys who are telling him to get into the white house live in New Jersey? Something tells me no...

  • @AAbattery88 yes...

    

  • @AAbattery88 I know this is a late response....but I know. No one would be saying that if they actually lived here in New Jersey. Lol.

  • Bobby Backala

  • Best politician ever. He needs to become president. We need a serious person who is straight forward and no play. 

  • If he becomes the president... he will make more jokes than G.W.B.

  • Get the hell out of NJ.

  • I can't wait till he snaps at someone who asks if he's running for president.

    "What part of 'no' do you not understand?! I've only said it 50 times!"

  • LOL I love this guy.

  • it is 4pm you have maximized your tan. now get the hell off the beach 

  • This guy's got my vote!

  • If he runs, meet the next POTUS. In a debate with Obama, the spontaneity of Chris Christie will eat up Obama.  It will be the Reagan Carter debate redux. Christie is guided by a compass while Obama has a weather vane on his head. Obama has nothing to show for that he matches the promises of his soaring rhetoric. In fact, I cannot think of anything he can sell to the public. He will blame as he has always done. He is done and out.

  • @Prophet2525 Christie was too scared to run against Obama LOL. It's why he's Mitt Romney's lap dog. "Nothing to show for?" Saving country from 2nd Great Depression, saving the entire US auto industry, reversing -9% GDP contraction to 2% GDP growth, passing most expansive health care reform in a century, ended Iraq War, decimated Al Qaeda, killed Osama, killed Gaddaffi, killed Al-Awlaki, squeeze China in the South Pacific.

    Bush II fucked this country. Obama is fixing the shithole left to him.

  • @Prophet2525 Of course, GOP has no use for facts. They'll just pretend as if the debt and deficit is all Obama's fault and repeat their lies because they can't win without them.

    Newsflash: When you don't pay for 2 wars, trillion dollar tax cuts, and have an EPIC financial crash, losing 5 trillion dolalrs of wealth, the likes of which we've never seen, deficits and debt go up.

  • @barryzuckercorn123

    Huh I will give Obama credit on the Middle East, but the rest of your claims are way too exaggerrated. Bush was terrible, and Obama's worse, could be worse than carter.

  • Yes! I love this guy!

  • Just get the hell off the beach!....damn!..simple...get.­..off...the...beach!..... someone should make that into a t-shirt just for the heck of it.

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  • This week it's Christie and in two weeks it'll be someone else. This only highlights the fact that the Republicans have no candidates they are pleased with.

  • The FBI busted 44 politicians in N.J and he evaded the dragnet by the skin of his teeth.

  • Who ever can't understand what this man says or agrees with him is not an American. Americans first, not the rest of the world, they can fuck off. They ask us for help, and when we do they criticize us. Fuck off world.

  • I love this guy. A true Conservative....and exactly what our White House needs. Run Governor! We the people need you!

  • obama

  • If Chris Christie runs for the White House, he should use 'Let them eat cake' as his punchline.

  • ohh, i get it. We need an accurate rep for our country, a fat loud mouth, that thinks he knows it all. yep this guys perfect!

  • @2ruthfox82 We got one of those is the white house as we speak this guy cant be any worse the Obama.

  • @nimitz1983 yeah well, your right about that but i'm not interested choosing the one the sucks the least. Ron Paul has my vote, even if i have to write it in...

  • @2ruthfox82 Well then I'm with you on Ron Paul. I guess I was just assuming you were liberal. But if I'm put in the corner I will vote for Christie.

  • @2ruthfox82 We got one of those in the white house as we speak this guy cant be any worse then what we got now.

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  • Chris Christie is pushed by the media because the establishment needs another puppet to defeat Ron Paul after Rick Perry has fallen...

  • do all liberals just attack people by the way they look. wow what Hypocrites.

  • lol i was cracking up when this was on tv. too bad they overplayed it

  • LARDO IN 2012...DONUTS FOR EVERYBODY!!

  • BIG FUCKIN FAT PIECE OF REPUBLICAN SHIT !!!

  • @TheBoyozzy So hows that idiot you voted for doing? Does he still think he visited all 57 states? How is our countries unemployment numbers doing? What you think of extortion of the people taxes going to large companies that helped get him elected. Open your fucking eyes anything is better then your clown.

  • Christie for pres...if you don't like it, GET THE HELL OUT THIS COUNTRY

  • @HarryandKermit does that mean Christie has to "GET THE HELL OUT"?... cuz HE doesn't want to run for president

  • When Chris Christie tells you to get off the beach--YOU GET OFF THE BEACH!!!

    Chris Christie: the Chuck Norris of politics.

  • No way this guy has a chance, but the idiot GOP will push this fatty chunk through just like McShame last time and give us Obama for another 4 more years... What is so appealing about this guy??? Seems like someone that would wear filthy underwear around his house for days with skidmarks.

  • If Taft got stuck in the bathtub, Could you imagine what it would be like if Christie did lmfao XD!

  • He not gonna run. He doesn't want his checkered past exposed.

  • lmao "get the hell off the beach it's 4:30 you've maximized your tan"

  • Chris Christie is a big spending, Obamacare loving, toll hiking liberal Republican. I let him slide on a lot of things, but the Port Authority toll hikes were inexcusable. You talk about making this a better state for business, then you go and let the wasteful PA nearly double tolls on us by 2015, with a 50% hike taking place right away. This increases the cost of consumer goods, which increases the cost of operating a business in this state. Christie isn't who he claims to be - he's a RINO.

  • @DinosaurJesus LIBERAL REPUBLICAN? Can you explain that? isn't it that Obama is a centrist Democrat who caves into Republican demands. When they say no, he says OK. Christie is simply a fat, overly ambitious, aggressive prick who'll do anything to be in any office.

  • @eqsmooth How can you sit here and call Obama a centrist Democrat after the "stimulus", Obamacare, and buying GM? Also, who did Obama cave in to when Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. That's right - his own party. Some of his ideas were too radical, and got shot down by slightly less liberal Democrats.

    Christie hiked tolls substantially, increased state spending, and did not present a legal challenge to Obamacare. That all makes him a liberal Republican, IMO.

  • @DinosaurJesus OK, Obmama is not MY Momma and he is a centrist Republican. Ok w/me now homey?

  • @DinosaurJesus

    He's a puppet of wall street, he's neither democrat nor republican, he's a CFR Builderberg puppet just like the rest of them.

  • Does he want to abolish the Federal Reserve? If not, stay home, and endorse Ron Paul.

  • Lol he wouldn't be saying that if he had a cheese burger on the beach.

  • @RichCarswell521 You fucken liberals are so pathetic! All you can do to attack the man is make fat jokes! Grow the Fuck up lil boy!!!

  • Lmaoo

  • Fat Chance (;

  • He's the next Taft.

  • Chris Christie, get the hell in the white house.

  • @FratiSiciliani2790 lol, no.

  • @gtmsnba13 If you can find someone better please show me.

  • @FratiSiciliani2790 Dream the f$%k on.

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  • @FratiSiciliani2790 he didnt do anything for new jersey yet he just drives jobs out of the state

  • @FratiSiciliani2790 We first must kick OBAMA out in 2012.

  • @TheSun19901 yes i know, its just the fact that i hate this guy hahaha

  • Chris Christie is too fat to be president!

  • @MrBushlied

    Howard Taft was fat as hell.

  • @Einsteinbomb So was Grover Cleveland. They were both lousy presidents. I wonder what comments Prince Philip will make to Chris Christie is every presented to the British [my] Royal Family. "Do you arrive on Air Force 1 and 2?" ;-)

  • @MrBushlied

    LOL.

  • LOOKS LIKE A BIG FAT TANNED TURKEY!

  • Please run

  • I love maximizing my tan.

  • GET'UM A SANDWICH!

  • fat fuck

  • I do not like him.

  • hes so brash

  • this is going to be A enormous storm...

    doesnt he mean AN

    1:04 lol

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  • @IllegalsLeave so what is your reply about the casinos? Christie reimbursed us because he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

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  • @SIGNALSTAT moron*

  • Quelle une fat fuck

  • Why does straight talk bother people so much? Are we so used to conjecture and non-answers that we can't handle someone who tells it like it is? Good for you Gov.

  • @tjsmith112  Yes, finally someone who has the guts to tell people to get off the beach during a hurricane. Incredibly bold.

  • @tjsmith112 Damn straight! Hes the only hope now it looks like

  • @tjsmith112 have you seen Ron Paul ? he owns people.

  • @tjsmith112

    Because liberals need to be handled with kid gloves and treated and spoken to like babies. They are sensitive. Hurting their feelings always trigger accusations of being sexist or racist. Guaranteed.

  • @plumeria66 beautifully phrased

  • @plumeria66 Conservatives need to be handled with straight jackets, and treated and spoken to like children who still believe in Santa Claus. They believe in fairy tales. Hurting Jesus's feelings always triggers accusations of homosexuality. Guaranteed.

  • @migbee

    Sounds accurate to me. I'm neither a conservative or liberal -- I don't fall into some convenient category that afflicts voting Americans.

  • @plumeria66 Yet, you feel very comfortable throwing labels around. Get over yourself.

  • @migbee

    Not likely.

  • @migbee

    I don't understand why your watching this video and complaining you liberatized unenlighten halfwit. I'm an independent, but even I know, their are far more problems that liberals refuse to solve because they have their damn heads stuck in clouds.

  • @ajbren92 I was watching this video because I like to stay informed on current politics. I happen to live in NJ, and gave my opinion on this piece of shit who has been governing me for the last few years.

    I'm a registered Republican, just so you know. When you assume, you make an ass of u and me :)

  • @migbee

    Yeah, I highly doubt your a conservative because your waisting your own time to go out and complain about a governor of the republican party and you say you like to stay informed on politics, yet this came out over 4 months ago. Also, this is the 1st republican NJ has had in 12 years, and almost all republicans are satisfied with him except for you, and what person says conservatives need to be handled with straight jackets about their own party? Your not fooling anyone!

  • @ajbren92 "almost all republicans are satisfied with him except for you"

    He cut the state library funding by 74%! He gutted our public schools' budget! How the fuck is anybody ok with that?

  • .@migbee - only those who have been raping the tax payers and our school funding for years now, i.e. the unions (surprise, not) are unhappy with Christie.

    Kiss my ass buddy, you and all your union friends who couldn’t possibly believe the funding for all your ridiculous contracts is fair to any non union tax payer in this land. Try saving this country for your kids you greedy lazy jack asses!!!!!!!!

  • @seupoat You are incomprehensibly stupid. Go ahead and throw another buzz word in there. At this rate, I'm surprised you didn't call me a communist!

    Get off the Fox News. It puts holes in your brain,

  • @tjsmith112 Because people are used to the polished turds that Obama speaks from his podium in the White House.

  • After watching autotune I find myself trying not to sing along

  • So Funny.

  • funny how in 4 days. this has 150 thousand views

  • Pompous D-bag.

  • @nypete480

    Enjoy drowning.

  • Over reaction, the storm was what, 12 hours away? You don't need to tell people to evacuate, we can make decisions on our own.

  • Is this one of those video illusions where the people behind Christie are really about 50 yds from the camera and Christie is 5 ft away or are they actually dwarfs??

  • I thought his line was right on the mark. If a hurricane is coming & you are on the beach, you're an absolute idiot and deserve whatever happens to you!

  • Gov. Christie isn't one of my favorites, but he was oh, so right about this statement.

  • He should have just said, "Look, there's a hurricane coming. If you're at the beach goofing off and you get into trouble no one is coming to help you. EMT and Firefighters will be helping people who tried, but couldn't get out. The rest of you are on your own."

  • I would stand on the beach naked and put my hands on my hips and say "Fuck you hurricane Irene come at me brah!"

  • It looks like this video was converted from wmv.

  • I don't agree with Christie on much of anything, but I agreed with him this time!

  • Love it! Tell it like it is Governor Christie. No need to sugar coat it. Great job!

  • MUST BE THE CAST OF JERSEY SHORE!

  • GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!

  • 23 people aren't tan enough to be mistaken for an Oompa-Loompa yet.

  • BOSS

  • sometimes you gotta tell it like it is, who the hell was on that damn beach anyway??

  • or stay and get burnt!

  • On second thought, take as much time as you need Snooki, take as much time as you need :}

  • Get the HELL off the beach!

    That means you too Snookie!!!!

  • Get the hell into the presidential race Christie!

  • So far one fireman lost his life trying to rescue someone that didn't listen...maybe you panzy asses don't like the tough talk and prefer a President who chain smokes and doesn't have one core conviction---but speaks pleasantly....for me, I'll take a leader regardless of his waist size.

  • The governor needs to speak plainly to people during an emergency. All of these elected officials need to do the same. Why? Because you will always have a group of moronic people who don't heed the warnings, and then some of those morons put the lives of first responders in danger because they have gotten their dumb arses washed out into some storm drain, etc.

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