Robocop in 5 Seconds

[jlcelrey101]

this shit was so random that it was somehow funny... it didn't make any sense at all but, I still giggled

[NandoPro86]

FAIL

[DeltaKino]

This was dumb.

[KlilOurMoon]

you r firedddddddd

thank you

looool

[zachharris55]

.15-.17 seconds hahahhahahahah the mutant

[NobodobodoN]

Not bad for a first try.

All the haters should make their own before dissing this one. Guess I should take that challenge, too.

[askorin60]

0:16 WTF!?!?!?!?!?

[godness10]

@askorin60 lol it's when one of the main antagonists get acid all over them, aka it's Hollywood.

[Zodist]

Remember the times in the 80's Hollywood made great movies?

[jcdenton100]

what the hell was that?

[d2cdkey]

This should only have the line ´´Come quietly or there will be trouble´´

[momo19952010]

15 seconds.

[bastje]

at least the titanic in 5 seconds was pretty much 5 seconds and the best ive seen so far.

[CalvinMagnus]

why do all "5 sec-anything" videos are never 5 seconds long?

[Zalamedas]

press 9

[ruinedbyidiots]

"5 Seconds" means 5 seconds, not Ben fucking Hur.

[Sauron338]

I am not certain that I would buy this for a dollar.

[GRInFlames]

0:16 to 0:17 hahhahahahhahahh i cant breath help me!

[cherryrexxacola1]

Where's Bitches Leave????

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

This is the definition of 5 seconds: it is 5 seconds long.

[Alcibiades56]

Lol I like how he's supposed to be a cop, yet he kills almost everyone

[ogiRULZ]

u said 'in 5 sec"...i lost 25 sec of my life....ty assh...

[86compgeek]

And the point of this was?

[kprice1403]

0:17 LMAO

[Xfactories]

Do people not understand the concept? Nothing happens - what a fail

[Wayavas1337]

hmmm this was made from random parts of the movie that did not make any sense

[redderstheamazing]

25 seconds ????i cant count.....

robospaz

[Samoutuomas]

Robocop in about 14 seconds actually...

[Norha820]

I think I saw sloth from the goonies

[Alorrana]

issue with this one, its not funny.. it just shows some segments from the movie and really isnt all that funny.. check rocky in 5 seconds.. shit like that.. this is just.. well... not that fun.

[vol009S]

WELL COMMON BOYS. GIVE THE MAN A HAND!

[Mathenaut]

sucks

[Resimaster]

There wasnt really a point to this edit- it was just random clips. Usually there is some kind of 'story' or pace to it, generally something contradicting or ironic. Good try though.

[jamesmcfc]

appalling that "bitches leave" has not been included

[minifiglover98]

This is 25 seconds deusch

[thehoff1982]

why do your videos say 'in 5 seconds' when they are all much longer than that? are you fucking stupid?

[JamieHowitt]

@thehoff1982

Comment fail.

Or sarcasm fail. I can never tell.

[thehoff1982]

@JamieHowitt so you're unsure of your own comment? jesus! how about 'response fail' on your part haaaaaaa

[JamieHowitt]

@thehoff1982

Well, was your comment meant to be sarcastic or was it just a plain old fail?

Like I said, none of us can tell.

[thehoff1982]

@JamieHowitt how many of you are there, are you some kind of nutter with several personalities? also, i was stating a fact that none of these clips entitled 'in 5 seconds' are actually 5 seconds long. so i guess thats also literacy failure on your part - you're not very good at this are you? are you american? that would explain a lot, no offence!

[JamieHowitt]

@thehoff1982

I'm not American, no.

And you realise that the *point* of the videos is that "they're not actually 5 seconds long"?

That's why you don't see many other people pointing it out. Because they know that.

[Phlogiston2312]

I would have put the,"I'd Buy that for a dollar!!" clip in at the end

[LogicaLucidity]

That guy with glasses can never be out done.

[awesomemouse]

you gay.

[conservative608]

You should have included that clip of that one criminal confronting the gas station attendant and asking if he could outsmart a bullet.

[spidiq8]

15 seconds, but that said it pretty much sums up the storyline of the movie nicely.

[extreme5050]

0:13 "You have the right to an atourney PWNED"

[ryanwuggles2]

YOUR FIRED!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!! Thank you

[silpudog80]

Hahah the melted guy at 0:16

then he gets smooshed by a car :P

[JordanJordanMagic]

Am i the only one who noticed that was way longer than 5 seconds it was from 7s to 25s

[MGBandit75]

Can you fly Bobby?

[victom111]

25seconds...

[nemesisniN]

Red Forman > Robocop

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

Is the bad guy the Dad from "That 70's Show?"

[Demendred1605]

awesome 

[GavinJ37]

With the way films are being edited these days...maybe one day we will start getting 5 second films....which Im guessing the next generation will gladly pay for.

[VUTFC]

that's 20 seconds. 400% FAIL

[jamjar1314]

@VUTFC 300%!!!!! ..........FAIL!!!!!

[VUTFC]

@jamjar1314 300% percent would be 15 gtfo ^^

[jamjar1314]

@VUTFC No.....100% of 5 is 5..so add it on: you have 10. 200% of 5 is 10...so add it on: you have 15. 300% of 5 is 15..so add it on: you have 20.

It's simple maths mate....let me guess...your American. 

[VUTFC]

@jamjar1314 well 100% fail doesn't necessarily equal to the value, or else to be wrong would have to be exactly twice the value of right. Which is a load of crap.

I left out a comma, make sense now? :P

And no I'm not a fucking American

[CopperGaut]

@jamjar1314 you're American*

[jamjar1314]

@CopperGaut Awwww...A spell-checker on youtube...how sad pmsl

[CopperGaut]

@jamjar1314 Just pointing out the irony of you calling Americans stupid and making a simple grammatical error in the same line. And now even more so by not realizing your mistake.

Moral of the story: don't call people stupid when you're stupid as well.

[jamjar1314]

@CopperGaut "don't" should of been capitalised. lol

[CopperGaut]

@jamjar1314 I'm not the one calling people stupid, it isn't ironic if I make a mistake. I never said I wasn't stupid. You lose.

[jamjar1314]

@CopperGaut "I never said I wasn't stupid."

ahaa, the good old double negative.You basically just said you'RE stupid.

I think you'll find little man it is you who lose.

You also just lost the game.....and so have all you readers.

[cunt3d]

I'd buy that for a dollar!!

[Cokecakepopcorn]

You missed the point of "in 5 seconds"

[GamingTechGameplay]

GAY ROBOT IN THE HOUSE!!!

[cheshacatcsa]

ED-209 FAIL

[TheFunPalace]

anyone else hear PINGAS at 0:12?

[Crackerkiller5]

@TheFunPalace yus

[Altair0115]

@TheFunPalace I heard VAGINA.

[bioswat96]

0:17 XD

[stormtroopernl]

uuuhm 5 seconds?? you mean 25

[arm1207]

0:17 wtf is that?

[Casarzino]

@arm1207 a guy who fell in acid

[arm1207]

@Casarzino wtf

[Casarzino]

@arm1207 why don't u watch the bloody film if u don't believe me

[arm1207]

@Casarzino oh i believe you its just i havnt seen the film in years and i forgot :)

[Iori400]

I'd buy that for a dollar

[eisenkreuzmusik]

@Iori400 BITCHES LEAVE!

[8bitPikachu]

the sceintist next door built a robot but he spilt a wine cooler on it and it came out gay

[TheHevquip]

i love the editing because he says "you have the right to an attorney" and then the next clip comes up and it's more like "you have the right to my robo fist making an appearance in your face" *KAPOW*

[linkindorf64]

more like 17 secs

[ermmm264]

what the hell is that dude that's like a mutant or sumin??

[RaynorX]

@ermmm264 he had an accident with some hazardous materials

[TheHevquip]

@ermmm264 evil henchman that got thrown into acid and his skin was melting off, actually.

[DblSwrdUser]

omg.. robocop.. so long i didnt watch that

[pjotrkiller]

Lol

[oXTommydzxO]

the mutant is bloody hilarious. 0:16 is roflmania

[TheHevquip]

@oXTommydzxO he's not a mutant, it was actually a henchman that got thrown into some acidic goop and his skin started melting! have you seen the movie? i ask because what happens to him gets even better! he gets hit by a car while he's stumbling around and the collision makes him EXPLODE!

[CaiqueLover]

:16 always scared me in the movie

[wow4ever1212]

h8ters

[Bartman954]

Where are some of the epic one lines from Boddikar? Like "Bitches leave", "Can you fly Bobby?" and also the line from that TV show "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

[eisenkreuzmusik]

you need "bitches leave!"

[Pannemat]

".....You have twenty seconds"

No you don't,you have five!

[devourment8800]

0:16 LMAO

[Delta4845]

You people are cute <3

[stuffandmorestuffify]

"your fired" thank you

[animelover5454]

WHO ARE YOU

[zoidbetag]

Gay robot in the house! Word up!

[bioswat96]

@zoidbetag

IT is not gay it is my childhood's lovely film shut up if you dont like it.

[zoidbetag]

@bioswat96 the gay robot is still in the house, wether you like it or not!

[Brawler1207]

Scared shitless at 0:16

[MrDanielLinton]

lmao in the real movie its terrifying man

lmao its supposedly what happens when you

are drenched in toxic waste for 30 seconds..

apperently :L and he explodes into liquid later

[Brawler1207]

I've seen the movie it's always that part that creeps e the fuck out.

[Mihangelion]

That used to shit me up when I was a kid

[inthefade]

@Brawler1207 Oh man. That isn't the worst of it. That guy gets smacked by a car and liquefies!

What a classic movie!

[Redgrant80]

if this movie did one thing, it was explain the origin of Sloth

[Redgrant80]

0:16

[Death2Fanboys]

How could you not put in "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!"?

That line is immortal!

[Bertramsharpshot]

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

[Dragon199859]

YOURE FIRED! thank you

gay robot in the house! word up! (door slams)

[ttcontain]

Bad 5 sec spoof.

Robocop was a kick ass movie when it came out.

[aabbklll101]

gay robot in the house,word up XD

[LHDXX]

who are u? u fired!!

[chaklong]

hahahahaha

YOUR FIRED!

THX!

[MsAnimeLover09]

"YOU'RE FIRED!!"

"...thank you.."

lol..:))

[shawnmcghee1]

That was a little more than five seconds.

[omega4104]

Your powers of observation astound me.

[capnskull]

is this edited?

[Tsunami2772]

no, it's not.

[Ewing5150]

Dont make Robocop shove his size 30 foot up your ass.

[whispero]

0:16 that guy just gets owned!!! lololol

[DeDroa]

that was awsome

[AZ091416]

this was incomplete. you should check out the robocop 2, the part where he opens a screws out of his head and says ( were only human )

[Tim92G]

You should have had the clip of him in the end where the guy asks "what's your name son?"

"Murphy."

[mikeysa]

I like these "in 5 second" videos when they're actually clever

[pyeclam]

It's not funny when it's an actual summary of the movie.

[GlobalClassroomCBT]

what pyeclam said

[movieman2000]

Holy Hell - was that Red Foreman?

HEY-ZEUS MARIMBA!

He looks quite dashingly young ^_^

[necros782]

gay robot in the house!!

word up!!!

[DaJuggernate]

You should redo this and add the "Bitches leave" quote. Pretty good though.

[OXXOI77777]

The guy who was affected by toxic waste really reminds me of the swamp folk from the Point Lookout add-on of Fallout 3

[lovefink2]

that wasen't really funny...

[wtfanman60]

You have to give the robocop movie credit for pretty damn accurately predicting the future of Detroit

[alucard1931]

@wtfanman60 Thinking of it; Christopher Nolan should have used Detroit as a location for his Batman movies.

[luckysod04]

@wtfanman60 right fucking on!!!!!!

[WebVMan]

True dat. Robots took jobs away from humans.

[Ratededl]

@wtfanman60 dick jonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[775one]

"Don't be an asshole to people without understanding what '5 seconds' means. "

LOL, yeah, you're right, I don't understand what "5 seconds" means. lol ....-.-* right, you got me.

[Dstorm20xx]

there not literaly 5 seconds just abridged

[joshbest9]

you dumbfuck, it's a matter of speech xD

Don't be an asshole to people without understanding what '5 seconds' means.

[iWolfrost]

First: That's no monster, he was a man but got pushed in Toxic Waste.

Second: The "5 Seconds" is a Metaphor, not to be taken literally.

[reecetista]

watch the film n find out what "that monster is" dumbfuck!

[lovefink2]

775one... 1. The "monster" at 0:16 is a guy who's got toxid waste on him

2. No "in 5 seconds" movie ever is.

[davi55x]

wel no need to buy the dvd now

[jimbobhk2009]

no that was 25 sec

[tbgman25]

Haha it's Red Forman

[tarded55]

lol at the end "any robots in the house?" "burn them!"

[CannedNoodles]

it's actually "Gay Robot in the house" and "word up"

[Campernicus]

This will be very helpful to anyone who has never seen Robocop before and wanted to watch the 30 second version.

[CubsBears08]

0:17 WTF lol

[nukesistah]

bad, not funny and too long.

[bobbylee1557]

this is how it shoulda been

robocop: protect the innocent

guy fucked up with toxic acid: BLAAAHHH

[adrianennis]

lol people stop being such party poopers :) :P

[borntotroll]

lame dont make any more

[MrDrSmithJr]

Longer than 5 econds and not funny.

[UnanimousDelivers]

The idea of the "in 5 seconds" version of a movie is not so much that it actually sums up the movie in 5 seconds, but that it basically sums up the movie based on 1 or 2 short scenes or 1 or 2 lines, this by Nostalgia Critic.

HOWEVER, this clip neither sums up the movie in a line or 2, nor does it fit within 5 seconds. So you have FAIL IN STEREO!

[UnanimousDelivers]

OK wait, I get it. This guy is trying to do the

"blah blah blah in 30 seconds and done by bunnies". That format fits this kind of edit. KNOW YOUR FRANCHISES, SON!

[Westy91]

It's meant to be funny.

Unanimous Delivers, you make me sick fatty

[UnanimousDelivers]

That's the thing. It's MEANT to be funny. It's not, but it's meant to be.

[shelbycan]

gay robot in the houseee?

wurrrdup.

that was the best part

[crazyhuman101]

WTF 0:17

[moxito1]

really wtf was that? : ))))))

[buiboy98]

wow i think that was when the main bad guy got blown up and he was still alive.

creepy

[usemoreproduct]

although i did enjoy robocop full length, this is definitely one way of summing it up. more movies compressed to this length? or less movies? evolving movies...

[dudeyy399]

i hope the remake of the movie is gonna be good

[ZeroKoolXX]

what do you mean remake?

[Retcrow]

Darren Aronofsky is said to be directing the remake set for release in 2010. There is a poster to be found online. Why remake a perfectly good movie I don't know but remake frenzy has taken over the world. All classics must be destroyed.

[ZeroKoolXX]

oh dude, I could not agree with you more. The movie is perfectly fine the way it is, and they're just going to fuck it up by doing a damn remake.

[majicodemejico]

I didn't know about this. But I'd trust Darren Aronofsky with it, after all, he did make Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and the Fountain, which is more than can be said for most directors of remakes out there.

[AlonzoStarchaser]

i don't know if anyone noticed but that was 25 seconds

[Maverick1375]

May not be in order but it is definately Robocop in 5 seconds!