england has beautiful scenery but the weather sucks! i was in london during june and the weather was cold and rainy. plus, unless you're white, immigration will harass you. i was given a hard time until i took out my US passport, along w/ my law school ID. then those bitches were behaving even in a subservient way!
I may not want to be a footballer, but I do know what it feels like when no one expects anything from you. I'd much rather be a fighter, a kickboxer, I'm real good at that.
I love soccer and I would love to be a soccer pro I play for cysa providence or you can call it capital. If there is any scouts I would Love to. My position is Goalkeeper Im good at it.
@MARCOS545118 because basically my life is similar to santiagos, plus mainly everyone around me is saying im not good enough to make it, and i really want that chance, can you help me?
"Welcome to the Toon lad," "what's the toon?" "It's where the Geordies live" "What are Geordies?" "The people who live in the Toon" "What the toon like bugs bunny?" made me lol
I want to be a pro so bad!!!!! I can play any position but center defence and goalie... :) Im righty and lefty, dribble and shot. Let me know. if anybody can hook me up.
This movie is amazing, it shows that us Mexicans should always support each other and help each other achieve our dreams. Just like other ethnicities stick together so should we.
For those who dont speak spanish the grandma asks where the dad is she gives him the money to go to mexico since he's illegal then he'll take the flight to england she also gae him money to survive off of he asked where she got it from and she said shes saved her whole life and she sold her things
If youve got the money, the best way to be recognized is to sign yourself up for a youth team, some of the best youth schools include Barcelona And AC Milan. if your good you will be recognized. Thats how messi started for barcelona :)
Hey don't forget Man utd youith and Blackburn youth...Even Auxerre ,even though doesn't really have a well established youth center has bring great player...
@loveaction12 If you looked at his page it says hes from Ireland. You shouldn't be so foolish. No matter what you call it, it's the same game. People who call it soccer, footy, futbol, football, all have the same love for it and thats what really matters.
"Uhh, I'm not much of a Catholic, man...." Lol!
JessieOliver6 3 days ago
beach scene best scene in movie
JalilAnibaba6 3 weeks ago
went to sleep with his clothes on and when he woke up....uh oh...
19Wylds95 4 weeks ago
@muslimkiller12 what with your name? Finding trouble?
NazirulAmir77 2 months ago
quiet disty!!!!!
yogiyoci 2 months ago
OASIS 8:54 Cast no shadow
peruvianchaz 3 months ago
How did he get the visa?
peruvianchaz 3 months ago 4
He's asleep with clothes wakes up in underwear LOL!
TheJacko56 3 months ago in playlist Movie: Goal 1 & 2
@TheJacko56 you dont strip when you sleep?
IZerkAl0t 1 week ago
I LOVE the grandma!!
juliajones92 3 months ago 4
2:28 - 3:22 translation: Grandma- Where is your father?
Santiago- He went to pick a part for the truck.
Grandma- Good. He doesn't need to hear about this. A train ticket to San Diego. A bus ticket to Mexico City.
Santiago- Mexico City?
Grandma- Yes. You can't fly to London from Los Angeles. You're an illegal. This is your trip. It booked for a week(?)
Santiago- Grandma, how did you pay for this?
Grandma- I worked all my life. I saved.
Santigo- What did you sell?
Grandma-Things of the past.
Serenity113 4 months ago 27
i would kill the father
MehrDrogen 4 months ago
@MehrDrogen no youll be suprised what the father will do in the end.
DriftMachine811 4 months ago
@DriftMachine811 oh...
MehrDrogen 4 months ago
u never see too many movies about futbol. its awesome to be able see one.
Bmw33newmoon 4 months ago 3
whats the song name
kopes13 4 months ago
@kopes13 human love
lobollaco 4 months ago
i wish to have a grandma like that from 2:37 to 2:47
supermaloso7 4 months ago
He gose to buy food without money lol
rapptimes226 5 months ago 2
Hey mistah.... Can we have the ball buck hahahahaha favorite part
3duardobo 6 months ago
you mean like bugsbunny?
brokenwake182 6 months ago
HOLY SHIT! is the dad the same guy that played the leader of the vampire pack in 30 Days of Night?!?!?!?!
lilCaucasian 6 months ago
his dad is such an ass
SuperLostBoy 7 months ago 11
Omg the guy on the left in 1:50 is the person from the movie "Billy Elliot" :D
AmericanEggnog 7 months ago
05:37 song name please
picol08 7 months ago
@picol08 Dirty Vegas - Human love
adrian2004tgm 6 months ago
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picol08 7 months ago
damn he got threw his jet lag hella fast xD
rufeal1 7 months ago
i would go to europe just to watch a game of football.
JazzyGrizzly 8 months ago
I wanna go to England just to watch football/soccer especially Chelsea in Stamford Bridge
TahPumaaa 8 months ago
@TahPumaaa
you and me both brother.
I'll wear my Torres shirt as he scored a hat trick.
123idkuser 7 months ago
england has beautiful scenery but the weather sucks! i was in london during june and the weather was cold and rainy. plus, unless you're white, immigration will harass you. i was given a hard time until i took out my US passport, along w/ my law school ID. then those bitches were behaving even in a subservient way!
antoniox2040 8 months ago
whoever made the the dad scripts like this fuckking bullshit
dolce85 8 months ago
@dolce85
But it fits the Regular Mexican dad so yea and the movie
TheMohawk1998 8 months ago
i wish i spoke spanish..
nikepeat2011 8 months ago
Hey Mr give herr me ball back
SGS2meaxican 9 months ago
Having watched this movie at least three times I now want to go to Newcastle
adamusprime1001 9 months ago 4
fuck i wish i knew spanish!
erik818ws 9 months ago 31
@erik818ws well,take Spanish
soccerruben1 4 months ago 2
@erik818ws thats the best comment i;ve read so far man lol
spimp16 2 months ago
@spimp16 believe it or not im taking spanish classes now LOL
erik818ws 2 months ago
Europe rocks when it comes to soccer/football scene :) you can be a profesional even if you don`t finish highschool.
MrGigel2010 9 months ago
Welcome to the tune !
turtlepower4195 9 months ago
I may not want to be a footballer, but I do know what it feels like when no one expects anything from you. I'd much rather be a fighter, a kickboxer, I'm real good at that.
Xaforn 9 months ago
long live to newcastle utd
eyalgracyani889 10 months ago
I love soccer and I would love to be a soccer pro I play for cysa providence or you can call it capital. If there is any scouts I would Love to. My position is Goalkeeper Im good at it.
soccerfeen14 10 months ago
translation please!
angelistic919 10 months ago
dang* no subtitle ... but i understand. becoz my heart translated it ~~~
~~~haha
foolishquoter 10 months ago
i remeber when my friends told me i wasnt good enough to go pro n know im on the reserves
MARCOS545118 10 months ago
@MARCOS545118 what team do u play for?
ThePlayStation4Life 10 months ago
@ThePlayStation4Life america y you?
MARCOS545118 10 months ago
@MARCOS545118 because basically my life is similar to santiagos, plus mainly everyone around me is saying im not good enough to make it, and i really want that chance, can you help me?
ThePlayStation4Life 10 months ago
I do the same thing when a ball comes my way.
TheDruidfreak 11 months ago
do you guys think that Kuno looks like the guy from a walk to remember ( I know he is not he him)
karianaperarg 11 months ago
Does anybody know the name of the song after he says: “So Glen, How Do I Get To Newcastle?
Pablo20896 11 months ago
can some one post a link with subtitles
p05289392 11 months ago
whats the song when the GNER train is going to Newcastle? :)
bryanttie 11 months ago
@bryanttie The song's called Human Love by Dirty Vegas
jso1989 11 months ago
"Welcome to the Toon lad," "what's the toon?" "It's where the Geordies live" "What are Geordies?" "The people who live in the Toon" "What the toon like bugs bunny?" made me lol
dylaz13 11 months ago 3
Goal 3 is a movie about 2 english footballers who doesn't even know how to play football. What a waste of film and money!!!
1978rottweiler 1 year ago
Just created a player on Fifa 11 called Santiago.. Overall 99!!!
KKDivine94 1 year ago 3
@KKDivine94 you mean FIFA 12
uriel9811 2 months ago
5:23
SANTIAGO!!
Nickdude43 1 year ago
I want to be a pro so bad!!!!! I can play any position but center defence and goalie... :) Im righty and lefty, dribble and shot. Let me know. if anybody can hook me up.
michaeljt10 1 year ago
Its weird how the scenes go from a Sunny Warm Lit United States California then to Gray Gloomy Rainy Cold England, I would die, sun is important haha
TheChavez10 1 year ago
"Santiago. you're in England, where?"
"uh...somewhere in London."
lol.
I love this movie.
ihnms 1 year ago
Mexican+two jobs+soccer player=stereotype thumbs up if you agree
Jesscritic 1 year ago
is he luis fabiano??!?!
Adilshit 1 year ago
Harris is the Robbie Savage of the film :)
Terrystearsatlfc 1 year ago
is this a true story?
sodaandjuice123 1 year ago
i love this movie .. i love the winter scenery and the song .. awasome
lavendderrable 1 year ago
" toons? toons like bugs bunny?"
asialover123 1 year ago 7
I really wanna kill his dad man!
TehN3rdShow 1 year ago 3
this movie would be the best soccer movie ever but 1 thing is wrong i saw a chivas jersy chivas sucks
DarkSamurai305 1 year ago
still can't believe they made a footie film in newcastle(thats where am from)
emu1emu 1 year ago
hey mister, can i have my balls back? hahahahaa
JasonTheCrump 1 year ago
@JasonTheCrump It's actually "Ay Mista, Can we ave wor ball back?"
danduelking1 1 year ago
Newcastle best city in the world
toonboy101 1 year ago
he gets into bed fully clothed and gets up in just his underwear looks like someone in the wardrobe department has lost their job
binladen668 1 year ago
6 people don't know where the dream begins
bkenny17 1 year ago 5
this is the movie i was waiting i wish to be a soccer player
modern2ish 1 year ago
i could have played the main character better i wish i could have tryed out
F1JogaBonito 1 year ago
Gavin Harris reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo
reyrules34 1 year ago
@reyrules34 it reminds me more of del piero
germer2664 1 year ago
@germer2664 well I mean out of personality not looks but he does look like del piero
reyrules34 1 year ago
@HOLLYWOOD7007 its called "human love" by dirty vegas
100dmilan 1 year ago
WHO KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG STARTING AT 5:35 CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME
HOLLYWOOD7007 1 year ago
Absolutely the best movie ive ever seen. makes me wana cry when i see it
1323paco 1 year ago
whats the song when it shows the train
streetkiller495 1 year ago
GNER 91 :),(i love trains)
Mrwhatsmyname10 1 year ago
3:40 - 4:12 is fucking heavy.
TaylorNike12 1 year ago
This movie is amazing, it shows that us Mexicans should always support each other and help each other achieve our dreams. Just like other ethnicities stick together so should we.
thetruth6789 1 year ago
im a mexican and i dream of playing for la maquina Cruz Azul..
Cuauhtli47 1 year ago
wow england is so beautiful, there beaches are stunning, i loved the scene with the waves and him running very beautiful.
CristinaBellex 1 year ago 18
@CristinaBellex belive me england is far from lovely lol you wouldnt see it in the film but them beaches are filled wi smackheads
muslimkiller12 7 months ago
@muslimkiller12 what are smackheads?
hoodedki 7 months ago
@hoodedki Smackhead is British slang for heroin addicts.
robdonkey 5 months ago
@CristinaBellex the beaches in america look much nicer and you always have sun out there
bmwjarvo 5 months ago
@bmwjarvo Ive been living in America for 20 years and honestly i dont think movies or whatever do it justice.
CristinaBellex 5 months ago
@CristinaBellex Try living here. You won't feel that way after a short while.
robdonkey 5 months ago
@robdonkey lets switch yeah lol Id kill to live in England!!! :D
CristinaBellex 5 months ago
Welcome to the toon!
deezo77 1 year ago 3
Maybe you dont have what it takes for the english game
modymoo2 1 year ago
Grandma is the BOMB!!
Subarino 1 year ago
Now Manchester United have their own Mexico star... Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez
MrMistreated 1 year ago 14
@MrMistreated but hes shite!
mrstokecity2010 4 months ago
i dream of being a mexicano footballer and play for Morelia monarcas
M3xican0mx01 1 year ago
Shut the fuck up kids! Jk
karen1400737 1 year ago
wtf u skipped a hole part
alad87 1 year ago
whats the song at like 6:40?
willhall799 1 year ago
we could use a player like him for liverpool
vintage76543210 1 year ago
@vintage76543210 a show off ?
injerreau 1 year ago
I like 10:40 -10:50.
Hey mister give us our ball back. lol
flutts57 1 year ago 2
wakakaka the manager's sentence got cut off by a newcomer haha!?!?!?!
alvinkoh12 1 year ago
goal 3 was a masterful shit log
151GreenDay 1 year ago 2
For those who dont speak spanish the grandma asks where the dad is she gives him the money to go to mexico since he's illegal then he'll take the flight to england she also gae him money to survive off of he asked where she got it from and she said shes saved her whole life and she sold her things
mer7389 1 year ago
Goal: fantastic movie
Goal 2: Great Movie
Goal 3: Big piece of bullshit
RichieRegehr49 1 year ago 3
its funny ive live in newcastle all my life and it looks different in the movie it looks smaller
AlexReapersx 1 year ago 28
the grandama weas she Tony Montanas mother in Scarface (al Pacino ) version?
clazza01 1 year ago
@clazza01 Yup same Mexican actress.
thetruth6789 1 year ago
If youve got the money, the best way to be recognized is to sign yourself up for a youth team, some of the best youth schools include Barcelona And AC Milan. if your good you will be recognized. Thats how messi started for barcelona :)
GuyWithNoCamButMic 1 year ago 3
@GuyWithNoCamButMic
Hey don't forget Man utd youith and Blackburn youth...Even Auxerre ,even though doesn't really have a well established youth center has bring great player...
YxVaScOxY 1 year ago
great movie
luvanoop2009 1 year ago
i loveeeee england :) the football, the people, the music.. all! greetigns from mexico!
MabelKarnstein 1 year ago
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@MabelKarnstein "i loveeeee england :) the football, the people, the music.. all! greetigns from mexico!"
-Me too, England is such a beautiful country with lots of history. They also seem to have an appreciation for Mexican people.
thetruth6789 1 year ago
whats the song in 5:38
MRkhalidoss1 1 year ago
atleast newcastle came back this year, it really didnt feel like EPL without them.
snowier5 1 year ago
Goal : Great Movie
Goal 2 : Godd, Acceptable
Goal 3 : ....
mathieusabbagh 1 year ago
id luv to be a soccer pro i luv soccer if ur a scout plz reply im captain fur ut soceer team thumbs up if u want 2 be 1 two
billycourtney1998 1 year ago 80
@billycourtney1998 hey i know a scout
UGamingProductions 1 year ago
@UGamingProductions serious for what club and where are you from
billycourtney1998 1 year ago
@UGamingProductions serius where r u from
billycourtney1998 10 months ago
@billycourtney1998 I am interested in your soccer team where is it?
Ivvave95 1 year ago
@billycourtney1998 football
Threesixty12 1 year ago
@billycourtney1998 its football u yank
loveaction12 1 year ago
@loveaction12 lol
justooojaye 1 year ago
@loveaction12 If you looked at his page it says hes from Ireland. You shouldn't be so foolish. No matter what you call it, it's the same game. People who call it soccer, footy, futbol, football, all have the same love for it and thats what really matters.
BigkKinny 11 months ago
@billycourtney1998 i think one quality for a soccer player is to learn how to spell
TheBrooklynBeastLeo 1 year ago 2
@billycourtney1998 me to, i love soccer, its my life, im striving to me a professional
ThePlayStation4Life 10 months ago
@billycourtney1998 i would but i play keeper
david16724 10 months ago
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@billycourtney1998 your a twat its called FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER!!!
devvo131 9 months ago
what song is that?? at 05:36?
Gambitrockers666 2 years ago
@Gambitrockers666 Dirty Vegas - Human love
gauchito10mx 1 year ago
@Gambitrockers666
Its Human Love by Dirty Vegas!
bestirishfirefighter 1 year ago
i wish they had subtitles for the spanish speaking parts
dez10ify 2 years ago 4
@dez10ify i wish they had subtitles for the english parts
Racv153 1 year ago
why?
dez10ify 1 year ago
@dez10ify because im mexican
Racv153 1 year ago
haha its the dad in ugly betty
zachottie2 2 years ago 4
DIRTY VEGAS - HUMAN LOVE the song name is:D
tomasova98746 2 years ago
@MitchMgee
Human Love - Dirty Vegas Mate, Need Trouble Finding It, Send Me Your Email And Will Email It Through :)
CrosslandLUFC 2 years ago
thank you sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MitchMgee 2 years ago
@MitchMgee
No problem, you manage to find it then?
CrosslandLUFC 2 years ago
yes very easily, thanks again!!!
MitchMgee 2 years ago
he probably did say thank you but you dont know spanish do you so shut up
e2naz 2 years ago
Actually he didn't, but he probably said thanks offscreen... LOL
PerzavGirl 2 years ago
this one doesn't work but 1, 2, 3, and 4 do...
mtvenus 2 years ago
is there supposed to be subtitles?
Beckstar221 2 years ago
dickhead didnt even say thanks to his grandma i would hug her
Aminovitch92i 2 years ago
what's the song of the part of train?
96theharry 2 years ago
dirty vegas - human love
Mati111full 2 years ago
craig bellamy seems to be missing from this film
tuned2008 2 years ago
@tuned:
so does emmre belozoglu
burakatesyurek 2 years ago
no, he joins newcastle at the start of the 2006 season, this is the 2005 season
tuned2008 2 years ago
Craig Bellamy is the missing link in so many ways! LOL. fucking sheep shagging cunt!
boeershna 2 years ago
4:30 is the best scene :-) business :)
Lo7eHa7e 2 years ago
Then Michael Owen took the number 10 newcastle jersey that gavin harris had....haha
VirusBrothers 2 years ago
great movie
PapaLeGrand 2 years ago 3
beautiful wiew at england
fshadam 2 years ago
FORZA SYRIANSKA FC!!!!!!!!!!!
whatisthat123456 2 years ago
What stadium is that at the begining?
AYDERone 2 years ago
Stadium of NewCastle ¬¬
Keopppp 2 years ago
St Jame's Park - Newcastle
AjaxAmsterdam34 2 years ago
actually St. James' Park- Newcastle i think :P
Pesiane 2 years ago