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  • "Uhh, I'm not much of a Catholic, man...." Lol!

  • beach scene best scene in movie

  • went to sleep with his clothes on and when he woke up....uh oh...

  • @muslimkiller12 what with your name? Finding trouble?

  • quiet disty!!!!!

  • OASIS 8:54 Cast no shadow

  • How did he get the visa?

  • He's asleep with clothes wakes up in underwear LOL!

  • @TheJacko56 you dont strip when you sleep?

  • I LOVE the grandma!!

  • 2:28 - 3:22 translation: Grandma- Where is your father?

    Santiago- He went to pick a part for the truck.

    Grandma- Good. He doesn't need to hear about this. A train ticket to San Diego. A bus ticket to Mexico City.

    Santiago- Mexico City?

    Grandma- Yes. You can't fly to London from Los Angeles. You're an illegal. This is your trip. It booked for a week(?)

    Santiago- Grandma, how did you pay for this?

    Grandma- I worked all my life. I saved.

    Santigo- What did you sell?

    Grandma-Things of the past.

  • i would kill the father

  • @MehrDrogen no youll be suprised what the father will do in the end.

  • @DriftMachine811 oh...

  • u never see too many movies about futbol. its awesome to be able see one.

  • whats the song name

  • @kopes13 human love

  • i wish to have a grandma like that from 2:37 to  2:47

  • He gose to buy food without money lol

  • Hey mistah.... Can we have the ball buck hahahahaha favorite part

  • you mean like bugsbunny?

  • HOLY SHIT! is the dad the same guy that played the leader of the vampire pack in 30 Days of Night?!?!?!?!

  • his dad is such an ass

  • Omg the guy on the left in 1:50 is the person from the movie "Billy Elliot" :D

  • 05:37 song name please

  • @picol08 Dirty Vegas - Human love

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  • damn he got threw his jet lag hella fast xD

  • i would go to europe just to watch a game of football.

  • I wanna go to England just to watch football/soccer especially Chelsea in Stamford Bridge

  • @TahPumaaa

    you and me both brother.

    I'll wear my Torres shirt as he scored a hat trick.

  • england has beautiful scenery but the weather sucks! i was in london during june and the weather was cold and rainy. plus, unless you're white, immigration will harass you. i was given a hard time until i took out my US passport, along w/ my law school ID. then those bitches were behaving even in a subservient way!

  • whoever made the the dad scripts like this fuckking bullshit

  • @dolce85

    But it fits the Regular Mexican dad so yea and the movie

  • i wish i spoke spanish..

  • Hey Mr give herr me ball back

  • Having watched this movie at least three times I now want to go to Newcastle

  • fuck i wish i knew spanish!

  • @erik818ws well,take Spanish

  • @erik818ws thats the best comment i;ve read so far man lol

  • @spimp16 believe it or not im taking spanish classes now LOL

  • Europe rocks when it comes to soccer/football scene :) you can be a profesional even if you don`t finish highschool.

  • Welcome to the tune !

  • I may not want to be a footballer, but I do know what it feels like when no one expects anything from you. I'd much rather be a fighter, a kickboxer, I'm real good at that.

  • long live to newcastle utd

  • I love soccer and I would love to be a soccer pro I play for cysa providence or you can call it capital. If there is any scouts I would Love to. My position is Goalkeeper Im good at it.

  • translation please!

  • dang* no subtitle ... but i understand. becoz my heart translated it ~~~

    ~~~haha

  • i remeber when my friends told me i wasnt good enough to go pro n know im on the reserves

  • @MARCOS545118 what team do u play for?

  • @ThePlayStation4Life  america y you?

  • @MARCOS545118 because basically my life is similar to santiagos, plus mainly everyone around me is saying im not good enough to make it, and i really want that chance, can you help me?

  • I do the same thing when a ball comes my way.

  • do you guys think that Kuno looks like the guy from a walk to remember ( I know he is not he him)

  • Does anybody know the name of the song after he says: “So Glen, How Do I Get To Newcastle?

  • can some one post a link with subtitles

  • whats the song when the GNER train is going to Newcastle? :)

  • @bryanttie The song's called Human Love by Dirty Vegas

  • "Welcome to the Toon lad," "what's the toon?" "It's where the Geordies live" "What are Geordies?" "The people who live in the Toon" "What the toon like bugs bunny?" made me lol

  • Goal 3 is a movie about 2 english footballers who doesn't even know how to play football. What a waste of film and money!!!

  • Just created a player on Fifa 11 called Santiago.. Overall 99!!!

  • @KKDivine94 you mean FIFA 12

  • 5:23

    SANTIAGO!!

  • I want to be a pro so bad!!!!! I can play any position but center defence and goalie... :) Im righty and lefty, dribble and shot. Let me know. if anybody can hook me up.

  • Its weird how the scenes go from a Sunny Warm Lit United States California then to Gray Gloomy Rainy Cold England, I would die, sun is important haha

  • "Santiago. you're in England, where?"

    "uh...somewhere in London."

    lol.

    I love this movie.

  • Mexican+two jobs+soccer player=stereotype thumbs up if you agree

  • is he luis fabiano??!?!

  • Harris is the Robbie Savage of the film :)

  • is this a true story?

  • i love this movie .. i love the winter scenery and the song .. awasome

  • " toons? toons like bugs bunny?"

  • I really wanna kill his dad man!

  • this movie would be the best soccer movie ever but 1 thing is wrong i saw a chivas jersy chivas sucks

  • still can't believe they made a footie film in newcastle(thats where am from)

  • hey mister, can i have my balls back? hahahahaa

  • @JasonTheCrump It's actually "Ay Mista, Can we ave wor ball back?"

  • Newcastle best city in the world

  • he gets into bed fully clothed and gets up in just his underwear looks like someone in the wardrobe department has lost their job

  • 6 people don't know where the dream begins

  • this is the movie i was waiting i wish to be a soccer player

  • i could have played the main character better i wish i could have tryed out

  • Gavin Harris reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo

  • @reyrules34 it reminds me more of del piero

  • @germer2664 well I mean out of personality not looks but he does look like del piero

  • @HOLLYWOOD7007 its called "human love" by dirty vegas

  • WHO KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG STARTING AT 5:35 CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME

  • Absolutely the best movie ive ever seen. makes me wana cry when i see it

  • whats the song when it shows the train

  • GNER 91 :),(i love trains)

  • 3:40 - 4:12 is fucking heavy.

  • This movie is amazing, it shows that us Mexicans should always support each other and help each other achieve our dreams. Just like other ethnicities stick together so should we.

  • im a mexican and i dream of playing for la maquina Cruz Azul..

  • wow england is so beautiful, there beaches are stunning, i loved the scene with the waves and him running very beautiful.

  • @CristinaBellex belive me england is far from lovely lol you wouldnt see it in the film but them beaches are filled wi smackheads

  • @muslimkiller12 what are smackheads?

  • @hoodedki Smackhead is British slang for heroin addicts.

  • @CristinaBellex the beaches in america look much nicer and you always have sun out there

  • @bmwjarvo Ive been living in America for 20 years and honestly i dont think movies or whatever do it justice.

  • @CristinaBellex Try living here. You won't feel that way after a short while.

  • @robdonkey lets switch yeah lol Id kill to live in England!!! :D

  • Welcome to the toon!

  • Maybe you dont have what it takes for the english game

  • Grandma is the BOMB!!

  • Now Manchester United have their own Mexico star... Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez

  • @MrMistreated but hes shite!

  • i dream of being a mexicano footballer and play for Morelia monarcas

  • Shut the fuck up kids! Jk

  • wtf u skipped a hole part

  • whats the song at like 6:40?

  • we could use a player like him for liverpool

  • @vintage76543210 a show off ?

  • I like 10:40 -10:50.

    Hey mister give us our ball back. lol

  • wakakaka the manager's sentence got cut off by a newcomer haha!?!?!?!

  • goal 3 was a masterful shit log

  • For those who dont speak spanish the grandma asks where the dad is she gives him the money to go to mexico since he's illegal then he'll take the flight to england she also gae him money to survive off of he asked where she got it from and she said shes saved her whole life and she sold her things

  • Goal: fantastic movie

    Goal 2: Great Movie

    Goal 3: Big piece of bullshit

  • its funny ive live in newcastle all my life and it looks different in the movie it looks smaller

  • the grandama weas she Tony Montanas mother in Scarface (al Pacino ) version?

  • @clazza01 Yup same Mexican actress.

  • If youve got the money, the best way to be recognized is to sign yourself up for a youth team, some of the best youth schools include Barcelona And AC Milan. if your good you will be recognized. Thats how messi started for barcelona :)

  • @GuyWithNoCamButMic

    Hey don't forget Man utd youith and Blackburn youth...Even Auxerre ,even though doesn't really have a well established youth center has bring great player...

  • great movie

  • i loveeeee england :) the football, the people, the music.. all! greetigns from mexico!

  • whats the song in 5:38

  • atleast newcastle came back this year, it really didnt feel like EPL without them.

  • Goal : Great Movie

    Goal 2 : Godd, Acceptable

    Goal 3 : ....

  • id luv to be a soccer pro i luv soccer if ur a scout plz reply im captain fur ut soceer team thumbs up if u want 2 be 1 two

  • @billycourtney1998 hey i know a scout

  • @UGamingProductions serious for what club and where are you from

  • @UGamingProductions serius where r u from

  • @billycourtney1998 I am interested in your soccer team where is it?

  • @billycourtney1998 football

  • @billycourtney1998 its football u yank

  • @loveaction12 lol

  • @loveaction12 If you looked at his page it says hes from Ireland. You shouldn't be so foolish. No matter what you call it, it's the same game. People who call it soccer, footy, futbol, football, all have the same love for it and thats what really matters.

  • @billycourtney1998 i think one quality for a soccer player is to learn how to spell

  • @billycourtney1998 me to, i love soccer, its my life, im striving to me a professional

  • @billycourtney1998 i would but i play keeper

  • what song is that?? at 05:36?

  • @Gambitrockers666 Dirty Vegas - Human love

  • @Gambitrockers666

    Its Human Love by Dirty Vegas!

  • i wish they had subtitles for the spanish speaking parts

  • @dez10ify i wish they had subtitles for the english parts

  • why?

  • @dez10ify because im mexican

  • haha its the dad in ugly betty

  • DIRTY VEGAS - HUMAN LOVE the song name is:D

  • @MitchMgee

    Human Love - Dirty Vegas Mate, Need Trouble Finding It, Send Me Your Email And Will Email It Through :)

  • thank you sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MitchMgee

    No problem, you manage to find it then?

  • yes very easily, thanks again!!!

  • he probably did say thank you but you dont know spanish do you so shut up

  • Actually he didn't, but he probably said thanks offscreen... LOL

  • this one doesn't work but 1, 2, 3, and 4 do...

  • is there supposed to be subtitles?

  • dickhead didnt even say thanks to his grandma i would hug her

  • what's the song of the part of train?

  • dirty vegas - human love

  • craig bellamy seems to be missing from this film

  • @tuned:

    so does emmre belozoglu

  • no, he joins newcastle at the start of the 2006 season, this is the 2005 season

  • Craig Bellamy is the missing link in so many ways! LOL. fucking sheep shagging cunt!

  • 4:30 is the best scene :-) business :)

  • Then Michael Owen took the number 10 newcastle jersey that gavin harris had....haha

  • great movie

  • beautiful wiew at england

  • FORZA SYRIANSKA FC!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What stadium is that at the begining?

  • Stadium of NewCastle ¬¬

  • St Jame's Park - Newcastle

  • actually St. James' Park- Newcastle i think :P