I'm Gonna Punch You in the Head for Jesus

[TaharkahX]

Excellent.

[qbacca13]

My bad it's a non stampcollecter shirt

[qbacca13]

Omg he has a darkmatter2525 shirt

[MoralRapist]

why does youtube only count my views?

[MoralRapist]

God will fuck you up, son.

[Ikhwanalsafa]

hahahahahahahaha.... tears are rolling down my face.

[Spartagous7]

i want to punch you in the head cuz im a trololol

[Ericrestes1]

That is stupid.

[scotttebben]

I am going to punch you in the face for Jesus, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Ares, Hemes, Apollo, Artemis, Athena, Hestia, Demeter, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Heracles, Eros, Orpheus, Pandora, Pegasus, Kerberos. This is just for starters you godless scum!

[Seldona]

Hey, it's a lot less violent than they usually are.

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

It's Toby Kieth's next single.

[willphillify]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb yea but toby wont be joking

[whatsnextyoulittlefu]

Kirke 420 I really enjoyed that! Great song!! Well Done!!! BRAVO!!!!

[mattnew33]

I wondered where Batman was

[chbtrucker]

@mattnew33 Thats Robin

[gskowal]

@leaualorin , tell your mommy to take you to a psychiatrist...

[gskowal]

@leaualorin , I think your visit at the doctor was imaginary, so you might go check yourself again, this time ask your relative to make an appointment for you and come with you... take a pajama with you, who knows you might be lock in a room for a very long time..

[gskowal]

@leaualorin , you need medication..

[kauzmic1]

@leaualorin

"99% of the humans deserve the worst things on this world and more?" I hope you're kidding, but if you're not, will you please post a picture of yourself on the internet so I can warn my children, and everyone I know, not to go near you?

[gskowal]

@leaualorin "99% OF HUMANS DESERVE THE WORST THINGS" <-- you're a masochist ? sociopath? what else?

[PlanetJeroen]

This is epic on so many levels ^^

[Fluteboy9473]

Lmfao, that was hilarious

[Richiebeardface]

I am Jesus, and I love this, you can kiss my passing fist, I'm actually crying,this is genius

[DoctorOrangejuse]

Where can I download this song?

[mrletternumber]

haha awesome song man!



[lancethrustworthy]

There is no God. Those who think there is, are deluded. They swallowed a bunch of lies and are little psychological slaves of a myth. I'd rather go by the Truth, than a bunch of lies.

This song sucks. It has little to no actual innovation/creativity.

Here's a better song - w.youtube.com/watch?v=e8T_G4u1­rAs

[caseychaos3601]

@lancethrustworthy what is the truth then? just wondering because since you are not deluded, and apparently you have no humor, but hey, i suppose not everyone likes "God" or "Church" or even "The Holy Bible", i have no hate for religious ideas/beliefs but WHY is it that YOU say that those religious beliefs are wrong and full of lies, yet whatever it is that you follow something or believe[or don't believe in anything] whether its religious or not, is the truth... please tell us more.

[rabidsi]

18 people apparently want to punch you in the head.

For Jesus!

[carbonrocket]

Ha Ha, Rock on buddy!

[chucknorris136]

good song :D can you put the lyrics in the description?

[jckulewsky]

Next, his newest single-I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts for josana

[smokaonly]

How can I make this my ringtone?

[smokaonly]

How can I make this my ringtone?

[jddrewes]

The first guy was an obvious troll. The second guy was a Christian but was trying to be funny at the end of his call. The third guy wrote a pretty good song :)

[comerbp82]

l o fucking l

[featheredlupus]

Amazing :P I want this on my ipod! *high five*

[MrMaceinyoface]

Me likey

[kcf6969]

I wish someone would punch me in the head for Jesus.

[mattserria117]

Im gunna punch ye in de heeed

[lthomsen1964]

gonna be singing this song all day now :)

good tune !

[rickrussell]

Thumbs up for paci-fist.

[zenovara]

Amen!

[HomercidalOne]

Another good song is "Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler" also available here on YouTube.

[nvisionmd]

I would like to say that first of all this guy (redneck hillbilly) will be going straight to HIS HELL for using HIS lord's name in vain. Also i don't think Jesus would've punched anyone in the head. Second to that, he would've at least found someone who looks like they could punch their way out of a paper bag first. Finally, if i were to punch YOU in the head, it would be solely for ME and not anyone else.

[HentaiGuy42]

@nvisionmd > The Point: I think you missed it.

[cincyblows]

If atheists get punched in the head, then do agnostics only get scolded?

[DragonMagi]

The batman hat makes this ten times as awesome.

[anythingnew]

Is the guy singing an Atheist? 

[kirke420]

@anythingnew Yes, I am. :)

[anythingnew]

@kirke420

Is that your real accent? lol

[kirke420]

@anythingnew Probably (I'm from Virginia), but seriously exaggerated. :P

[ManMarriage]

it's so catchy

[Shavarnarak]

15 people want to punch the singer in the head for Jesus.

Heh, usually it's just lying for Jesus nowadays...

[FUCKyourGODmyth]

Very catchy toon!

I'm an atheist but can't get this song out of my head.

Thanks, loved it!

[buttmonkey051]

So is this how u suck ppl into ur gay songs

[KatherineAWilliamson]

@buttmonkey051 really? Your username is buttmonkey.

[Pbirv]

Jesus' inherent violence and intolerance were a great inspiration to St. Pugnacious, the patron saint of boxing.

[revbookburn]

Classic song! The Christian jihadists are just as whacked as their counterparts in other areas of the world.

[bivcyz00]

Thats my new saying...

[TaylorX04]

Out of all the genres someone could've written a song like this for, country has to be the most suitable. Well done.

[anekosmakeup]

lol

[truthseekerau]

Of course, that comment was for the deluded callers!

[truthseekerau]

Do you realize your acting like a child acts when confronted about the truth about Santa Clause "There's Santa clause, my parents told me!" or the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy? When you can't debate the facts the deluded people resort to the tactics of thugs. Deluded jerk.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

LOL!

[richo61]

This is a great little tune!

Very catchy.

Well done.

[NotSoOldHippy]

ROFL! Christanic Republicans are such fucking insane, violent domestic terrorist loons. They hate Democracy, hate rights, freedoms and liberties, and absolutely hate their intellectual and moral superiors.

[aratinacage]

Nearly happened to me once. Such peaceful people those Christians. *grovels before Almighty Atheismo*

[dangerics]

Nice.

[demondim5]

oh if i could like a million times.

[MollyPrewittWeasley]

I love it!

[Movitzman]

ITT: Butthurt people.

[supafly345]

Christian Bale's new batman costume is really half-assed.

[Homocystine]

LOL,

love it!

[Martymer81]

ROFL! Favorited. Loved it!

[shamelessShely]

top 20 country song. for sure.

[MoralRapist]

@shamelessShely except most country music fans arent atheists =(

[MaxDorval]

Lulzz

[SoberJesus]

Jesus approved

Sober Jesus 4:20

[TheFifthApes]

Fuckin' eh.

[1GOD1ALLAH]

lol

Punch in the face of Jesus

[controllerbrain]

That's emotion right there.

[hellomoto170]

ahahahahhahahahaha this is too funny! 5 stars!

[boorens18]

AHAHAHAHAHA......Win of the highest calibre

[Raptor302]

Gonna punch you in the head for jesus.....

...cause you know, he ain't gonna do it himself.

[recordingbean]

Been singing it all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,awesome !!! " gonna punch you in the head for jebus "" yyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[ExtantFrodo]

Great job! 5*s

[maradashewolf]

..."should I turn the other cheek when you do that?"

....PRICELESS!

And this jingle made my day; I'll be humming it all afternoon!!

Thanks for a wonderful video!

[whydid666]

this is fucking awesome

"should i turn the other cheek when you do that?"

now that is how to pwn someone with a polite tone.

[xdyingfetusx69]

Hmm... you can't take some seriously who isn't serious to begin with... if that guy who said that was serious he is ignorant and doesn't know who Jesus is.

This is the problem, atheist judge people who probably aren't even serious to begin with.

[TheAmazingSatirist]

@xdyingfetusx69

What makes you think anything or anyone is judged here?

Noone portrais these isolated cases on the generality of christians.

On the other hand, you cannot simply expell them from your pee group and then claim it to be pure or true.

[xdyingfetusx69]

@TheAmazingSatirist hahaa I agree parially with what you say, but you are a hypocrite because you just judged me. You assume I am Christian when I didn't even state I was. Just because I am not an atheist you automatically assume I am a Christian, HAHAHA come on dude, this is exactly the kind of bullshit I'm talking about.

[xdyingfetusx69]

@TheAmazingSatirist not to mentions you refer to all Christians as "pee group"

come on dude you are just proving my point that atheist are the biggest hypocrites out of anyone...

[TheAmazingSatirist]

lol that was meant to be peer-group I am so sorry :D

We are talking about christians in this context, hence no jew or muslim would punch anyones head in...at least not 'for Jesus'

Wouldn't you agree?

[xdyingfetusx69]

hahahaha yes..... but like I said... I have a feeling the guy who called up wasn't even serious.

I would know because I used to watch public access all the time in austin, many people call shows up just to have a laugh. I honestly doubt the caller even considereed himself a Christian. No honest self-respecting Christian would do something like that.

[TaNgLeD2121]

lmao!!!

[biscoito1r]

Ha ha ha ha, AWESOME !!!

[SoulOfThunder]

damn that is hella funny!!!

[MalchikBlue]

Pure, awesome.

[Indecisive222]

What a masterpiece. i just know this is gonna go viral :D

[Punohuspicks]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE this. "Im gonna punch you in the head for jesus". "Do you think jesus wants me to turn the other cheek for that?" HAHAAH OMG one of the most classic lines ever!! EPIC!!

PS I LOVE THE SONG YOU GUYS ROCK

[Daneoid81]

"You can disagree with this and you can kiss my pacifist," Gold, absolute gold. Kirke you are one of the funniest guys on you tube.

[megoofychick]

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

This is going to be the featured video on my channel for a bit.

[wexer9]

This was amazing.

I want this on my iPod!

[DamnReligion]

Copyrite this song and sell it on amazon dot

[AtomikNY]

I'm glad I live in a world where Christians don't take that "love thy enemies" stuff seriously in real life. That tactic wouldn't work very well against the Taliban. If Christians actually followed Jesus' advice in the Sermon on the Mount, they would not only forgive Osama bin Laden but actively love the guy too.

[zacky89]

exactly

[FedorCroCop44]

jesus freak losers

[elfootman]

HAhahAh!! nice!! very christian

[x1tekja]

Omg.. Five starred and faved!

This one goes right up there with Kent Hovind's

(you're a fucktard) song.

Excellent!

[skywize]

um...well,...uh,.....hmm,....

...

....

lolz.

[cdltpx]

You could be an atheists and attend church and as long as you kept your mouth shut they would hug you every meeting but you tell them you are anything but what they are you are hated and need to be punched in the head for Jesus? My favorite was the Catholic church use to burn it's members alive for reading the bible. Organized religion is a sham and is filled with people fucked in the head for believing anything outside common sense.

[stiaa04]

@cdltpx unorganized too cause stuff like that is done today in a 'group think' kind of way. I don't accept blaming it all on 'organized' cause I don't think there is a big conspiracy from the organizations on this point. It's kind of a phenomenon that just emerges from belief itself.

[TheForbiddenKip]

@cdltpx

You deeply offend me.

I agree organized religion is a sham, but I believe in God. Does that make me "fucked in the head?"

Please don't blame me for Catholic fanatics, Muslim extremists, and the like. Not all people with religious beliefs are morons.

[truthseekerau]

@TheForbiddenKip Nope it makes the idiot callers who called up idiots. If your offended by that think how much the atheists are offended by all the threats from the Christofacists.

[controllerbrain]

@TheForbiddenKip No, it doesn't make you fucked in the head, but it just means that you believe in something that's based on faith i.e. unsubstantiated by evidence. As long as it's faith, there's no reason for anyone to take you seriously. That's all.

[Mous0001a]

@cdltpx Where can I read more about the Catholics burning members for reading the bible?

[Donegades]

@cdltpx I SMELL A DOUCHEBAAAAAAAAAG

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

PS. LIBERALS WITH GUNS! Bring it you fucking christians. I'm gonna cap you in the head.....for jesus.

[MxC1337MxCsh43d]

HA! hahahahahahah. That's christian hick-fucks for you!

[DontEatTheFish73]

epic song, i like your hat

[pirbird14]

Actually, Jesus wants you to slay his enemies, not punch them in the head. Luke 1119:27. This is a parable; but, the lesson is quite clear. The main actor is, by analogy, the biblegod; and he definitely wants you to slay his enemies.

[ItsCoreyLynxxYall]

Let come christian fuck try to punch me for being an atheist. Throwing punches won't defend them from a bullet flying through their skull at 15,000MPH! I love the second amendment just as much as the fundies :)

[TheLizardLass]

oh my god, this is fantastic: I hope you sent Matt a link to this, I bet they'd play it on the show :)

[nelliediddle]

roflmao Kirke how'd I miss this first time around?

[smarterthanyoulook]

That was fucking awesome!

I wish I cut put some of my stuff to music :)

[fantasy0coach]

lol.....it will be sung in churches before you know it.

[mghills]

Christianity - the religion of peace, tolerance, compassion and understanding (it says here)

On average, Christianity has been singularly responsible for the needless and savage deaths of 1600 innocent people - every day for the last 1670 years.

Bullshit from a religion based on bullshit.

[Pbirv]

ROTFLMGDMFAOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

Who Would Jesus Punch?

I think we just found the anthem of the Christian Right.

[TheLiquidLight]

lol ... 5*

[GenghisKrahn]

This is awesome.

[AntiCitizenX]

Meet my paciFIST! LOL :)

[DKshad0w]

For Jesus!

[Keippernicus]

Damn, it's a hit!!!!!!

[xAricaxDarlingx]

I Fucking Love It. (And Your Hat<3)]

[AstraVex]

I LOVE it!

[TheZeaf]

Ahh man that was pro!

[AtomikNY]

You need to put Matt's "That was great!" from 0:30 at the end of the video. XD

[FumingPoliticalPunk]

I like it. Yep, it's growing on me. People will look at me strange when i walk by singing, "I'm gonna punch you in the he-head for Jesus."

[jpgredwine]

That's lame.  Sorry excuse for a Christian. Better yet would be to Kick Him in the Balls, for Jesus, of course.

[kitcharlesjr]

GET A CD RIGHT AWAY! I'LL BUY IT!

[Jackthemeat]

I rubbed my clit for Jesus

[Mrbackwards1]

12 string yeah

[kingbryananthony]

Classic!

[depoqueen]

Oh, my Lordy, my new new favorite song!!!

[evil411]

its christain bale

[jon3266]

@evil411 christian bale and ethan hawke had a son... and that's him

[Ihascandygetinthevan]

rofl

[brotherVSbrotherCOM]

wwjd? punch back?

[pixiestixlovesyou]

this is brilliant =D

[nishbrown]

I'll be singin' this for weeks!

Maybe years!!

Awesome!!

[TheLawFulfilled]

Well done. lmao

[Trittydi]

Wonderful - thanks!!

*

[meadoz75]

Hahahaha I nearly pissed myself...this is epic...bravo my man!!

[ViperRob42]

Awesome!

[SansDeity]

Hot buttered awesome. Send me a digital copy via e-mail and it'll start the show on the 14th...with me and AronRa

[JackedMike]

i just got in an argument with a catholic, and it went the same way in the end ( i was using facts and he got agitated) i said the same thing!

[JackedMike]

i almost died, so funny. Does he want me to turn the other cheek when you do that? LOL

[PJsCreed]

That was so much better than my song "Biting your nuts off for Vishnu".

[boggisthecat]

Funny song about a sad reality.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -- Mahatma Ghandi.

[AronRa]

Can't get that tune outta my head.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Holy shιt.....

Thanks for watching.

Good luck on the show, btw.

[kirke420]

I could sing it in your voice, if you like... lol

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

Christians are hilarious

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Ha ha! I love it!

[politirel]

Great song, well done.

[Widgetas]

Yay Kirke sing song. No cat though - 1 star.

Yay AA  lyrics song. 4 star.

Adds to 5. Woot!

[msceriseNoir]

lol @ christians.

epic fail.

[NonStampCollector]

EPIC SHIRT.

You can punch me in the head ANYTIME as long as you're wearing that.

[kirke420]

OK, but if I ever meet you in person, I want you to remember this comment!  :D

[TIPinkUnicorn]

He who threatens violence has already lost the argument. Nice tune Kirke.

[darkstarcaptaincrunk]

This... this is a good thing.

[pienipaha]

I favorited and shared this on facebook  :3

Also I just realized I was singing this out loud a while ago lol....

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol

[mudshrimpmoe]

You are awesome!!

[TheDoubtingApproach]

dancing along to the song... this is going to be in my head for months now

[spymaster2]

"I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass for Jesus"

LoL! Priceless!!

[EloquentiaSerpentis]

This kills me with laughter...but i know in two months videos will surface of fundies singing this with tears of swelling righteous emotion for serious.

you just watch.

[ubergossen]

hahah awesome!