That was my entire life in 4 minutes and 22 seconds. Is that bad? This was fantastic! Back to touring. Hello Arlington Heights! Who wants to laugh at "Holiday" jokes.
oh, michael--whether you realize it or not, you just wrote the autobiographies of countless chicagoans from that time and place. the good news is you did it better than any of them could have done.
or wondering why you blew off the 2nd show on friday night one weekend -- oh that's right you got electrocuted leaving the theater -- no hidden messages there were there?
I remember every painful event. By the way owning a house is not all that great, especially in Akron.
70road 2 years ago
Awesome!
jacquelinebeaulieu 2 years ago 3
i... i just... thank god. thank god some one explained this to people outside of chicago. p.s., shad? can i see you outside?
ttothed 2 years ago
funny and true... (from what I'm told)
jimfath 2 years ago
Amen! beautiful michael! i hope to see you next weekend!
mooreburns 2 years ago
Perfect.
BlackDogGalz 2 years ago
So goddam true. Thanks Michael.
boomadley 2 years ago
awesome!
thecomedian 2 years ago
That was my entire life in 4 minutes and 22 seconds. Is that bad? This was fantastic! Back to touring. Hello Arlington Heights! Who wants to laugh at "Holiday" jokes.
Skunkle 2 years ago 5
BRILLIANT! simply brilliant.
maryleeroth 2 years ago
Dead on hilarious, Michael. Hope to see you soon!
billchott 2 years ago
So True, so true. I love it!
al030555 2 years ago
oh, michael--whether you realize it or not, you just wrote the autobiographies of countless chicagoans from that time and place. the good news is you did it better than any of them could have done.
thanks for the yuks, michael.
all the best and then some,
michael raysses
p.s. you worked with steve carell, REALLY?
TheSometimesWhy 2 years ago
or wondering why you blew off the 2nd show on friday night one weekend -- oh that's right you got electrocuted leaving the theater -- no hidden messages there were there?
traderdanthepianoman 2 years ago
Yes Its ~ DEAD ON... FUNNY !!!
TheRealOnyxBlackman 2 years ago
I'm really disappointed that you left out the stuff about working in a rat-infested green room backstage.
britethorn 2 years ago
DEAD ON! I love it!!
mgrano 2 years ago