Chris: Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have. That right there is deep!!
What about the part when he is in the car using his hands as puppets and he goes and I quote "bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh"
i spit on my little brothers mouth and he farts on my food. and eventhough we are older now (33 - 30) we still do it , and that's the way it's supposed to be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dude the Notebook is so gay." hahaha. Love it scene in the movie theater when ryan says that and then the camera pans over to 2 gay dudes making out. Funniest scene in the whole movie imo.
this is hands down the worst movie i have ever seen...the jokes were so lame that i felt embarrassed just for watching it...all of the cliche characters were exaggerated in such a stupid way...no human is as ditzy as anna faris' character...and that high school star who was still chillen with his varsity jacket on 10 years later is SO realistic...like that shit actually happens...fuckin awful
U forgot the scenes like "Raise ur hand if ur brothers a HOMO!!" and "you guys r Assholes!! Assholes!! U guys r assholes!!" and also "So long suck town, KISS MY ASS!!"
Aw what happened to the bit where Chris first gets on the phone to Jamie and Mike is listening outside the bathroom making geasures of vomiting and saying oh Jamie i love you then Chris chases him into the bathroom. The scream he does is just hilarious that was one of the best scenes.
Aw what happened to the bit where Chris first gets on the phone to Jamie and Mike is listening outside the bathroom making geasures of vomiting and saying oh Jamie i love you then Chris chases him into the bathroom. that was one of the best scenes.
best part 2:41
Eiouluis 1 week ago
XD LMAO 1:49
jdws012 2 weeks ago
"no you walking void...its a lie!" favorite line!
viandolonga1 3 weeks ago
4:10-4:31 xDDDD!! "Your gonna meet Bonno I wanna come!"
swen234 4 weeks ago
What, the bar ran out of curly fries?
A7X303 1 month ago 2
You'll always be fat to me chris AAAAAAAAAAAH. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEH?!
JulzM2k8 1 month ago
5:23-okaaaay....your jewish WE GOOOT IT
PARTEHMONSTER11 2 months ago in playlist Funny
Its a retainer and its not that bad
PARTEHMONSTER11 2 months ago in playlist Funny
i throw balls of...things... at my nieghors 2
PARTEHMONSTER11 2 months ago in playlist Funny
Anyone else perfectly fine with Ryan Reynolds sitting on their head? Yeah, i thought so.
jerzeemike 2 months ago
i love it in the moment 4 it's very funny
MOndyPayne 3 months ago
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4:30 i love you, love you too
jaundist 3 months ago
hahahah I love when Chris kicks the door open and Mike starts screaming for their mom xD
tminuyasha1 3 months ago
Person: Hello Neighbour!
Chris: (Picks up snowball, throws it)
Person: What the hell?
Lol, awesome scene
MovieMan9991 3 months ago
you'll always be fat to me chris lmao
jessica8723 4 months ago
is chris is wearing the same ring from joan of arcadia at 4:31 ?????????????
raquelnatanael 4 months ago
1:10 arnold swartzeneiger
Dyins4Fools 4 months ago
3:41 why does she lick the phone? o.O
herotuse123 4 months ago
I LOVE Chris & Mike's scenes. Oh God. <3
estkong 5 months ago
you're gonna meet bono? i wanna come!
lennonsdoll 5 months ago
@lennonsdoll No, you walking void, it's a LIE!
amadeus5889 4 months ago
its not braces, its a retainer, and its not that bad
Jspang16 5 months ago 14
~ fine!
~ FINE!
~.... love you.
~ love you too.
~ *cookie*
best moment haha!! they had such good chemistry those two
joystixxify 6 months ago 26
4:35-5:19
fgruber7 6 months ago
Lame, you didn't even include the entire beginning of the movie which was the best part.
mikemyerz666 6 months ago
I'm SO glad they included that bit at the very end.
PatrickRob82 6 months ago
No, you walking void!
delfuegoful 6 months ago
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAT TO ME, CHRIS!
Bambamchuchutraino33 6 months ago
where does he say he got the vikadin?
MercedesGoVroom 6 months ago
@MercedesGoVroom I've ALWAYS wondered that. If you find out, let me know
phantomphan77 6 months ago
@phantomphan77 haha fer sher i will =)
MercedesGoVroom 6 months ago
@MercedesGoVroom It has to be mall or mom.
MaandaaRaae 6 months ago
@MaandaaRaae hmmmm....i'm thinkin mom...? i dunno.lol
MercedesGoVroom 6 months ago
Chris Marquette. ; o ; How I adore you.
MaandaaRaae 6 months ago
ha! your a doofus! bahahahahahahahahaha
indianprincess9620 6 months ago
thumbs up if u think this movie wouldnt be complete without the little brother
laurenthecure 6 months ago 4
At 3:40 why does she lick the phone?
InsanicManiac 6 months ago
@InsanicManiac Chocolate on the phone I guess
delfuegoful 6 months ago
Chris: Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have. That right there is deep!!
frenchigrl25 7 months ago
We will be the greatest music team like Jessica and her father xcept they can't get to "rwear" it's illegal I looked it up lol
frenchigrl25 7 months ago
how could 25 people not like this?
emmilynoellelopez 7 months ago
Died laughing at Ryan slamming open the door to kick the shit outa the little brother after putting down the phone LMAO.
JACK33Yx 7 months ago
rrrrrrrring
faggot-
NOTHING!
LMFAO
AndOH9917 7 months ago
nyeh
BarleyFuch 7 months ago
blueberry haha
ShaneALanG 7 months ago
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?"
"I was getting you *food*."
I don't know why, but very time he lifts up the tiny package of 'food', I die laughing.
SolenmSerpent 7 months ago
Deadpool ladies and gentleman
PsychoCircusMonkey 8 months ago 2
God, I love Ryan Reynolds so much! Please let me marry him, even though he is 18 years older than me.... PLEASE!!!!
LoveKristenStew 8 months ago
favorite part @3:38 the notebook is so gay :)
MrBluelotus56 9 months ago
1:25
MY BOSS! TRUCE!
TRUCE!
TRUCE!
Okay!
...Hello?
NYEH! *smack* >:3
kinoshostar 9 months ago
25 people are in the "friendzone"
iwish4it 9 months ago
Oh my gawd! I think Ryan Reynolds is the most sexiest man i have ever seen! Plus he is also the sexiest man who has ever kicked down a door!(:
Becky9779 9 months ago 2
Immma Bubblee XDD
selter666 9 months ago
What about the part when he is in the car using his hands as puppets and he goes and I quote "bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh"
ggjoe723 9 months ago
total pussy......your the biggest pussy on earth xD
iceblade05 9 months ago 3
"I'm a bubble..."
"Blue berry!"
princessard 9 months ago
Yu from hawaii chicken0808
sprintcarking72 9 months ago
FINE! FINE! . . .i love you. i love you too...
qqzz1759 9 months ago 3
25 people don't want to be just friends
vikings14109 9 months ago
"are you wearing BRACES?"
"it's not braces, it's a retainer and it'snotthatbad..."
"dude i think she she left you hangin"
"it's probably just an important business call. get off the phone"
"what, the bar ran out of curly fries???"
"GET OFF THE PHONE"
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa im in love with this movie
MaryboBary3 10 months ago
U SAID DETAIN HER! DETAINED LOOL. DOES ANY 1 NO WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT WERE HE GOT THE VICADIN FROM :)
PHILJLARGE1986 10 months ago
@PHILJLARGE1986 I think he said that he got it from their mom xD
SparklingLovexoxo 9 months ago
U SAID DETAIN HER! DETAINED LOOL. DOES ANY 1 NO WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT WERE HE GOT THE VICADIN FROM
PHILJLARGE1986 10 months ago
the cookie part still is my favourite :D :D
Gleeba77 10 months ago
i always tell my little brother, "you'll always be fat to me!!!" haha
partyboyrocks69 10 months ago
i have strange creepy crush on his brother mike. i have no idea why.
lennonsdoll 10 months ago
i spit on my little brothers mouth and he farts on my food. and eventhough we are older now (33 - 30) we still do it , and that's the way it's supposed to be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU ALWAYS BE FAT TO ME!!!
laequis 11 months ago
LMAO @ 2:54
GordonGraydonkid 11 months ago
lol @ 2:04.......wtf kinda food is that?!
roxy6391 11 months ago
THE FIRST SCENE IS SO BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!
ritsfata 11 months ago
press 4 over and over again
WeTheFive 11 months ago
nothing beats toward the beginning...
"chris! chrisss! chrisss!"
"I'M BUSY!"
"I'M BUSY, STUPID DICK!!" :)
laurbeezy 11 months ago 2
This video is the least funny thing I've ever seen...
MrBuch169169 11 months ago
SHES JUST LOOPY FROM ALL THE VICODIN
NYCJOE23 1 year ago
bye for now kicks the door down mommmmmm
NYCJOE23 1 year ago
He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans.
-It's a Jersey Thing.
CaliCriticReviews 1 year ago
4:26 - 4:34, Siblings in a nutshell. :)
abbiesaurusrex 1 year ago
lmao
Estranged68 1 year ago
At about 5:21 I died from too much laughter..
daphschizo 1 year ago
At about 5:21, I died from laughter... ROFL!
daphschizo 1 year ago
@ 1:02 LMFAO!!!!!!!
Untrac3Ab13 1 year ago
1:30 "neeh" *slap*
kandafuryx3 1 year ago 29
I really like that little scene at 5:47 Captures the essence of "douchebag" perfectly XD
fireoutlaw23 1 year ago
Ryan Reynolds is awesome. It's impossible to hate the guy. In movies and in person he's got a kick ass personality.
HurricaneAndrew1988 1 year ago
man i love this movie
Tr0pHyHuNt3r 1 year ago 3
click at 5:21 repeatedly...FUCKING FUNNY
bossz4 1 year ago
AHAHA!!! SO FUNNY wow! i laughed so hard my head hurts...
TheCT89 1 year ago
reminds me of me and my brother i miss him now hahaha
oORAZZOo 1 year ago
"be yourself, be yourself...." love momma joyce!
eisert4 1 year ago
Dinkleman!
rockinjan 1 year ago
lol 3:58 "PREPARE TO BREACH"
chrisnasif 1 year ago 2
3:41 when she licks the phone...let's just say I went from 6 o'clock to midnight.
NeyoScooter 1 year ago 4
I love dusty! Hes so fucking funny!
SuckDeezNutzBitch 1 year ago
I <3 this movie =)
Drew81Girl 1 year ago
"would u guys like to join us in a christmas carol to celebrate the birth of our lord?"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha i died laughing at that part
silentbob53 1 year ago 71
U should put the scene where his bros like Think fast and pokes ryans eye
imooatcows101 1 year ago
NIRVANA POSTER!!!!
ClarelakaKurt 1 year ago
There is about days I almost fought with my sister!
Hahaha....
Noukinette93 1 year ago
LOL - ^-^ > :p <^-^
Xxjaguar123xX 1 year ago
Looove the "Njeh.." sound at 1:31 xD
tillieemiliabech 1 year ago
" dude r u gonna boink Jaime or not? - yes!! r u happy now"?-"alright!"
missayaa 1 year ago
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missayaa 1 year ago
Would u like to join in a carol to celebrate the birth of our lord?
NOOOOOOO!!! lmfao one of my most favorite movies. Ryan Reynolds is awesome!
TheNerdGangster 1 year ago
MY BALLS!!!!
bigbrown4114493 1 year ago 2
did he just say "i'm being raped" at the church? lmfao! lv this movie soo much xx
gemmashannon2009 1 year ago
@gemmashannon2009 haha he says "I'm being framed!"
smartalick87 1 year ago
Hello joyce?
Quinta1231 1 year ago
@Quinta1231 mom.....get off the phone lol
elseachay06 1 year ago
@elseachay06 Ghehe ;D
Quinta1231 1 year ago
I love this movie so much. It's great to watch if you're feeling down and want an easy way to laugh you're ass off.
Lexpelliarmus 1 year ago
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HouseElectroV1 1 year ago
Dude, you're in the friend zone
Davonport25 1 year ago
"if she wakes up...tell her I went to go see Bono"
"what?! I want to meet Bono!!"
Rofl!! I luv this movie!!!
StewieO123 1 year ago
I love this movie XD!!
Blair0The0Cat 1 year ago
Dusty, hey, why...
DustyDinkleman26 1 year ago
get off the phone
MegaStupar 1 year ago
Anna looks like Britney Spears here but the most I like is Dusty Dinkleman LOL
TinyyChan 1 year ago
Okay...Im going to kill you.
Hahahaah classic
Zombieeatyounow 1 year ago
total pussy
your the biggest pussy on planet earth
thats you...
WhiteStoneChild 1 year ago 3
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WhiteStoneChild 1 year ago
Dinkleman!
WetKant 1 year ago
the loogie was so nasty but funny
twlightsaga109 1 year ago
He's Jersey! He Skis in his jeans! lol
ColdHouTX 1 year ago
Haha I love how Mike always starts the fight but is the one who ends up trying to call truce everytime!! XD
12leyton 1 year ago
"Dude the Notebook is so gay." hahaha. Love it scene in the movie theater when ryan says that and then the camera pans over to 2 gay dudes making out. Funniest scene in the whole movie imo.
tlv156 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS FILM! ONE OF THE BEST FILMS EVER!!!!!! <3
xlilsweetheartx 1 year ago
i lol so hard when they just keep slapping eachother lolol
xGAM3Rxx 1 year ago
Dinkleman.
Micah1494 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
slamdunxxx 1 year ago
would u guys like to join us in a carol the celebrate the birth of our lord?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
toothpastebubble 1 year ago 4
dude i think she left you hanging
its probably just an important business call, get off the phone
what the bar ran outof curly fries?
GET OFF THE PHONE!
are you wearing braces?
its not braces its a retainer and its not that bad
hah you look like a doofus!
love this movie ;)
klarebear721 1 year ago 5
That phone call when his brother is like Homo is one of the funniest moments
shagottaholla 1 year ago 27
@shagottaholla hahaha omigosh i couldn't stop laughing at that part
sweetpea887 1 year ago
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this is hands down the worst movie i have ever seen...the jokes were so lame that i felt embarrassed just for watching it...all of the cliche characters were exaggerated in such a stupid way...no human is as ditzy as anna faris' character...and that high school star who was still chillen with his varsity jacket on 10 years later is SO realistic...like that shit actually happens...fuckin awful
MurphGiovanni 1 year ago
hahahahah when shes eating toothpaste blueberry
GarfieldLover434 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha LOL funny vid xD
Milennia86 1 year ago
DUFUS!!
firat784 1 year ago
Reynold's voice sounds amazing. "... I'm gonna kill you." <3 shit.
Suzaku812 1 year ago
I wouldnt mind him sitting on me. . . . xD hes hawt.
LilBaby1366 1 year ago
OMFG!!!!
3:19 - 4:07 IS THE FUCKIN BEST OUT OF THE WHOLE MOVIE
and the best line is
"IM BUSY!!"
Im busy! Stupid dick!"
xxMandiiVxx 1 year ago 2
"Mom!! Mom!! Truce!!"...LMFAO
oneman91 1 year ago 2
hahahaha luv this movie!!!!!!
KandK333 1 year ago
LMAO!!
I f'n love when Chris and Mike get in little fights and always say truce.
xxMandiiVxx 1 year ago 3
U forgot the scenes like "Raise ur hand if ur brothers a HOMO!!" and "you guys r Assholes!! Assholes!! U guys r assholes!!" and also "So long suck town, KISS MY ASS!!"
sk8er9000 1 year ago
@sk8er9000 Dont forget the epic sence!!! FROGIVENESS!!!!!!!!...its more than saying sorry... sorriehhhh...! LMAO!!! xD
Darcksoulfromheaven 1 year ago
i love the brotherly love hahaha. "No you walking void its a lie!"
Haha never got tired of this movie.
tossnturn23 1 year ago
Aw what happened to the bit where Chris first gets on the phone to Jamie and Mike is listening outside the bathroom making geasures of vomiting and saying oh Jamie i love you then Chris chases him into the bathroom. The scream he does is just hilarious that was one of the best scenes.
sharkattack78 1 year ago
Aw what happened to the bit where Chris first gets on the phone to Jamie and Mike is listening outside the bathroom making geasures of vomiting and saying oh Jamie i love you then Chris chases him into the bathroom. that was one of the best scenes.
sharkattack78 1 year ago
5:22 is flipping hilarious!!
mirabel1996 1 year ago
lol..
MistaDvdCollector 1 year ago
5:23
love that face
hahahaha
OayLehcar 1 year ago
i love the slap at 1:28
thisfireburns15 1 year ago
i love the slap at 1:28
thisfireburns15 1 year ago
those two are dope together in this movie...ryan and that kid playin his bro
hewhofell40 1 year ago
Mike and Chris reminds me of my sister and I. We act exactly like that, so you can imagine the family visits and holidays.
.... "Blueberry"
BiaJon 1 year ago
'You'll always be fat to me chris!'
omg i love this movie!
AmandaGreek 1 year ago 2
"What?! You said detain her"
"DETAINED!!"
"Look at her. She's having a good time, she's got her toothpaste...."
XD!!!!! LMFAOOOOO!! Luv this movie.
AgentZer0oo0 1 year ago 3
you are gonna meet Bono?
No you walking Void!
GJR1980 1 year ago
haha i love Chris Marquette
MegganAngela 1 year ago 3
Raise your hand if your brother's a HOMO!
gretschplaya 1 year ago 4
i love the part 3:00 to 4:05 haha :p
Clarinetplayer07 1 year ago
this is so funny
belziebub 1 year ago
"This is a Christmas concert for children!!!" XD I LOVE this movie!!!
JokesxNotxSmokes 1 year ago
4:09
BrandonMSwan 2 years ago
5:20 onwards is bare funny but u missed the big when them 2 girls fight and his brother shouted 'catfighttt!'
COD4ASSASSINATORX 2 years ago
2:25
"Boo."
Oh yeah what do you think of that? Huh? It's Hugs and Kisses"
"Dude MOM writes that on my cards."
Bri5780 2 years ago 3
3:47 his tongue haahahahhaha
JulianayMosche 2 years ago
DINKLEMAN!
ChrisRodrigi 2 years ago
You cut out a hilarious part, at 3:04, Ryan Reinolds calls and says with a really pussy voice "JAMIE!!"
WetKant 2 years ago 3
@WetKant LOL thats so funny. love that part
RENTluver06 1 year ago
"Long story short? She fell?" Muuuhahha. The guys are hilarious together.
ElizaDoolittle217 2 years ago 2
She's just loopy from all the vikden.
Where did yu get the vikden?
Momma-
Blueberry.
brendalynncasey14 2 years ago 9
I <3'd all the brother mounments:D
brendalynncasey14 2 years ago 3
total pussy...
you're the biggest fucking pussy on the planet earth...
that's you...
XD
HoroGirl 2 years ago
i love you* * i love you to* gives him a cookie!! i want a cookie! lmao
drahunter213 2 years ago
3:00 - 3:08... that's lot of numbers
AnnieLives 2 years ago 5
@AnnieLives lol i know i was gonna say something about it haha
mvpdlrg 2 years ago
haha xD glad im not the only on who noticed that.
AnnieLives 2 years ago
omg ya never put in the bit where anna kisses ryan with a mouth full of toothpaste possible the funnest thing ever.!!!!!
xxxxmillerxxxx 2 years ago
Hahaha! 1:30
Mally1225 2 years ago