@CokeMentoProductions In warm water cum gets really sticky! It gets on the shower floor and then it sticks there or worse case it gets on the shower door and its just bad. Also when ejaculating I keep jerking so then it can get on my hand and thats when your in deep shit. Unless it comes out when the foreskin is back.
My Dad caught me once....it was humiliating. He came in to ask if I saw a great catch that just happened during a Ravens game......then he quickly saw me and closed the door.
@zawsad Last fucking night this happaned to me.After like 2 days after watching this it was like 4 in the morning so i was preety sure no one would bother and long behold he comes in while im doing it haha and i couldnt tell if he saw it because it was quite dark so i assumed he didnt but i was so scared in the morning he was gonna say something
@EyeHawk777 well im not from engish speakin counetrys so i dont know how to speak and write perfectly and thats why i sound stupid ... whats your excuse? ...
@EyeHawk777 i wasnt askin for an excuse for your gramar but for your stupidity ... cause who wastes time writting correctly on internet? ... if you write in short-cuts than u can write more you dumb-ass
@EyeHawk777 now THAT sounds stupid ... i NEVER heard someone say that ... and i dont care how it sounds and i didnt even ask for your opinoin so i dont know why im fightintg with you ... im just going to ignore you from now on ... cause you just probably dont have a life ... if you have time lecturing me about grammar why dont you open a school or somthing and tech hobos how to write ... dumb-ass
Yeah, but thankfully, this never happened to me cause my parents had the good, parental, understanding grace of giving me a bedroom door that had a lock on it.
@JacobTheRedWolf Lol. It's happened two or three times. Thankfully, i was under the covers and my face was covered, so it wasn't bad. Although...my mom did hear me listening to porn, once. I thought she was asleep, and turned it up. xD
@JacobTheRedWolf well lucky you i had to go ninja on everything now i can literally fap in front of people without them knowing i am not even kidding >.> btw i can hear even the the sounds of the wind as far as the eye can see fapping is strong in me o.o
peoples first reaction to stephan lynch is interesting to watch i showed this to a couple of my friends who never heard of stephan lynch and they never stoped laughing i think one of them actualy started chokeing.
@bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii lol, thats like almost the same thing that my freind did when i showed him stephen lynches craig song!... but that might have been bcuz he was catholic... lol
why did he change the "Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned you'd have seen your future grandchildren dripping down my hand." bit, love that bit :D
Talk to Me and Seems Last Night are both the correct titles. While, IIRC, Seems Last Night has shown up on his album, he's introduced it live as Talk to Me. Best I can tell, almost all of his songs have two or more titles for the same reasons.
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
NO. It is titled "Talk To Me" on the album. You are so dumb. LOOK IT UP.
FYI, it's not called "spankin' it" because the point of the title is not to give anything away to the audience who reads the album before listening to it. Few exceptions are "Hermaphrodite", "Peepshow Girl", and "Medevial Bush"
My mom walked in on me 2 times... in one week >.<
magebrin 3 months ago 2
The song title is "Talk to Me"
Stephen Lynch is great, wish he would do a show in the UK.
badboykane 4 months ago 2
World Comedy Tour is where I first saw him and have loved him ever since! Keep going my man!
william1ter2burgh 5 months ago
this happens to me waaaay to much....
stillpulseXistrolln 5 months ago
@stillpulseXistrolln lol maybe you should find a different demographic to handle yo self
TreeChopperDon 5 months ago
Whatever happen to this guy why isn't he big time mainstream?
Txmarine210 6 months ago
I don't know why people have so much trouble with the names of Lynch's songs.
For the record, this one is called "Talk To Me"
GiganticTumor 6 months ago
shower ...its easier you dont have to deal with the mess hahaha
CokeMentoProductions 6 months ago
@CokeMentoProductions In warm water cum gets really sticky! It gets on the shower floor and then it sticks there or worse case it gets on the shower door and its just bad. Also when ejaculating I keep jerking so then it can get on my hand and thats when your in deep shit. Unless it comes out when the foreskin is back.
PeanutKai 6 months ago
@PeanutKai shsahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahah
CokeMentoProductions 6 months ago
@CokeMentoProductions wtf is wrong with you?
PeanutKai 6 months ago
lol nice song he should have a tour with Bo
kenny245678 7 months ago
@kenny245678 that would awesome
TheOnlyUmagon 6 months ago in playlist Stephen Lynch
This song is officially title "Talk To Me Dad."
JasonsWoods 7 months ago 2
the songs called talk to me..
XXcameronJames13XDXX 7 months ago
16 dads were shown this after walking in on there 30 year old son
dragoninxanth 7 months ago
@eyehawk:your grammar may be spot on but you can't even spell realize right lol.
Arubbaducky 7 months ago
@Arubbaducky
Realise* It's spelt Realize by Americans.. Likewise with Colour/Color. Favour/Favor. etc...
HotCrossBunzz 7 months ago
stephen lynch is very funny!
Sesshomamarusama 7 months ago
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TheSilentSnide 8 months ago
Also, I love his "guitar- strumming pose". He does that for every song he plays unless he's sitting down.
morgan1159307 8 months ago
Awkward setting for this song, but he doesn't care.
morgan1159307 8 months ago
Amazing how many people who get caught, starting to think LOCKS are useless
KnowingNo 8 months ago
Amazing how many people who gets caught, starting to think LOCKS are useless.
KnowingNo 8 months ago
Well hes cute so if i caught him I'd help him finish, cuz im not his mom x]
purplelilferret 9 months ago 3
hand upon my member..... thats just too funny :)
sugerdaddy285 10 months ago
I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had, lmao stephen lynch you crack me up
camram89 10 months ago 4
15 people were caught hitting 30
yoursuckiful 10 months ago
My Dad caught me once....it was humiliating. He came in to ask if I saw a great catch that just happened during a Ravens game......then he quickly saw me and closed the door.
zawsad 11 months ago
@zawsad Last fucking night this happaned to me.After like 2 days after watching this it was like 4 in the morning so i was preety sure no one would bother and long behold he comes in while im doing it haha and i couldnt tell if he saw it because it was quite dark so i assumed he didnt but i was so scared in the morning he was gonna say something
Cloud1995324 8 months ago
this exact thing happened to me about a week after first hearing this song!
HatredForTheLiving 11 months ago 4
his dad is a priest.
supercowmania 1 year ago 6
15 people are ninja masturbators
mikewoodforcongress 1 year ago 72
@mikewoodforcongress well i wouldnt make dat joke cuz i liked da song and i wasnt cought .... YET! >:D
Skyi44 8 months ago
@Skyi44
*well I wouldnt make THAT joke CAUSE i liked THE song and i wasnt CAUGHT.
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
@EyeHawk777 dis is net nt some spelling contest so u can suck mah ballz!
Skyi44 8 months ago
@Skyi44
talking like that just makes you sound stupid.
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
@EyeHawk777 well im not from engish speakin counetrys so i dont know how to speak and write perfectly and thats why i sound stupid ... whats your excuse? ...
Skyi44 8 months ago
@Skyi44
i dont need an excuse as my grammer is spot on. one day you will realise there is someone who is better than you and that person is me.
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
@EyeHawk777 i wasnt askin for an excuse for your gramar but for your stupidity ... cause who wastes time writting correctly on internet? ... if you write in short-cuts than u can write more you dumb-ass
Skyi44 8 months ago
@Skyi44
you can't write "more" - you can increase productivity. there is no limit to how much you can write, so you are wrong. dumb-ass.
people who write correctly are educated.
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
@EyeHawk777 now THAT sounds stupid ... i NEVER heard someone say that ... and i dont care how it sounds and i didnt even ask for your opinoin so i dont know why im fightintg with you ... im just going to ignore you from now on ... cause you just probably dont have a life ... if you have time lecturing me about grammar why dont you open a school or somthing and tech hobos how to write ... dumb-ass
Skyi44 8 months ago
@Skyi44
no it doesn't. you only say it sounds stupid because you know you are wrong. and you know that im just better than you. deal with your issues.
i know you didnt ask, but my opinion is more important than yours.
EyeHawk777 8 months ago
@mikewoodforcongress i am a ninja masturbator :D
IAmHoTSHoTzz 7 months ago
@mikewoodforcongress There growing in numbers D:
RextheHuskyWolf 6 months ago in playlist stephen lynch
i always use my parents bed
cjeff10 1 year ago 7
@cjeff10 Wait.... WTF?!
KingOfClubz100 1 year ago 6
Yeah, but thankfully, this never happened to me cause my parents had the good, parental, understanding grace of giving me a bedroom door that had a lock on it.
JacobTheRedWolf 1 year ago 48
@JacobTheRedWolf yer that and a secret camera in the corner of ur room
XXcameronJames13XDXX 7 months ago
@XXcameronJames13XDXX I was always wondering what that little flashing red dot was, blinking in the corner of my room while the lights were out.
JacobTheRedWolf 7 months ago 2
@JacobTheRedWolf
they knew when the door was locked that youre masturbating
Jozz42 6 months ago
@JacobTheRedWolf well, the thing is that he does it in his fathers bed....
Kebabush 5 months ago
@JacobTheRedWolf Lol. It's happened two or three times. Thankfully, i was under the covers and my face was covered, so it wasn't bad. Although...my mom did hear me listening to porn, once. I thought she was asleep, and turned it up. xD
shadowwolf204 4 months ago
@JacobTheRedWolf well lucky you i had to go ninja on everything now i can literally fap in front of people without them knowing i am not even kidding >.> btw i can hear even the the sounds of the wind as far as the eye can see fapping is strong in me o.o
Gonzalodark2 1 month ago
Most important rule: don't get caught!
:D
he failed
bolebosdfghjkl 1 year ago 8
peoples first reaction to stephan lynch is interesting to watch i showed this to a couple of my friends who never heard of stephan lynch and they never stoped laughing i think one of them actualy started chokeing.
bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii 1 year ago 2
@bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii lol, thats like almost the same thing that my freind did when i showed him stephen lynches craig song!... but that might have been bcuz he was catholic... lol
666silentassassin 1 year ago
Wrong title dumbass
starwarzfreak1234 1 year ago
thats a better name than talk to me it makes you want to know what happened. more intriguing.
boduke2701 1 year ago
this song is called talk to me not it seems last night
TOOVOOT 1 year ago
the song being sung and the video dont correspond.....
dontgive56 1 year ago 4
... its called 'talk to me' not 'it seems last night' ...
stupidstufwtmyfriend 1 year ago
funny... i really like the melody to this
fireserpent14 1 year ago 2
story of my life :)
JK..... but seriously.
MitchConnelly 1 year ago
is it just me that this vids out of sync? eather this video is or stephen lynch sucks at lip singing! LOL jk!
Ace0fSpades0o 1 year ago
I love this song, each time I listen to it I like it that much more.
To all the people going "It's called this, or that" he changes the names occassionally, it happens, just enjoy the comic genius
VampPorn 1 year ago
LOL turn on closed captions....its so fcking funny
Xeno455 1 year ago
@Xeno455 hahaha it says ukraine's in a mess lol
specialedd13 1 year ago
omg lol
W0LF37 1 year ago
An embarrassing moment to which a lot of guys can relate... :)
ecmorgan69 1 year ago 3
turn on the closed captions; it's REALLY funny!!!
When he says "so it must be really creepy when your son is pushing thirty" it said "so must be really previous is this very day"
MarisPallitax1 1 year ago
Looking like a fool wid ya pants on the ground!
OTSTRETFORD 1 year ago
its called you cought me spankin it i have it on my ipod.
FishyButter 1 year ago
No, check the track listing of Superhero, the first track is called Talk to me.
illinialex24 1 year ago
he could talk to me
emoscreamoboy12313 1 year ago
omg lol so funny
jebuka2121 1 year ago
he is so funny not to mention hott
hannahbeth18 1 year ago 2
wrong title and audio is out of sync with video.
How can u screw up so hard 3 little minutes?
v1nnie0012 1 year ago
Love This GUYYY TRULY makes me smileeeeee :) <3
CraziieGirlieGoo 1 year ago
I am so in love with him.. lol he cracks me the hell up, and the fact that hes hot doesnt hurt.
TazSilvercat 1 year ago
not everyone has been in this situation, I havn't
RenegadeXavier 1 year ago
I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
dravenroughnecks 1 year ago
I like Cailen Denton's cover better.
MigeulP 1 year ago
i woud really like to finish
thesuperdevil666 1 year ago
why did he change the "Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned you'd have seen your future grandchildren dripping down my hand." bit, love that bit :D
ShesEllectric 1 year ago
I think he changed it by adding that line....and I agree...I love that line :D
MageJandProductions 1 year ago
I know right
putthisonmytab 1 year ago
this guy is good i relly like Ed
Calboynt 1 year ago
isnt this one called talk to me?
coralfang0224 1 year ago
i thought it was called spankin it
Moto1987 1 year ago
You're right. It is called "Talk to me".
btchbgd 1 year ago
Lol sad man
stardel6 1 year ago
hard tihs before, but dident know it was stephen
mirokumasta 2 years ago
I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door! with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor! xD OWNED!
mortartin 2 years ago
this happened to me before... almost died. sooooooo embarrassing
themachine43 2 years ago 2
@themachine43 ew.... overshare
CyValkarion 2 years ago
when was this? what special?
Triforce300 2 years ago
lol...........i wuldnt use those tissues lol
98MoJo98 2 years ago 2
lag
ninjablade335 2 years ago
damn this one is old xD, he is still hillarious thow
Robokrade 2 years ago 2
it depends on where hes playing coz here he plays a softer verison of the song with diffrent lyrics
crackpiperomance 2 years ago
BabyShadow -
Actually you're wrong, it's called It Seems Last Night. Cos in this version it's live, so has different title.
CCT966 2 years ago
Talk to Me and Seems Last Night are both the correct titles. While, IIRC, Seems Last Night has shown up on his album, he's introduced it live as Talk to Me. Best I can tell, almost all of his songs have two or more titles for the same reasons.
lordofnightmares 2 years ago
Had to watch it twice XD
pwnedcherface 2 years ago
horrible quality and wrong timing might of well just been made with a picture collabaration : / awesome song though lol
brandoyopie 2 years ago
Same thing happened to me except I walked in on my dad and it was my racecar bed.
DropkickMeElmo 2 years ago 7
@DropkickMeElmo Say what you will but your father was a monster in the Porsche.
jmerridew124 2 years ago 5
own3d (feel sory for you)
moblsche 2 years ago
Never been in this situation myself and i really hope i never have to experience it. ;)
Stephen ROCKS!
zack9456 2 years ago 3
The Name of the Song is ACTUALLY.
Talk To Me- Stephen Lynch.
There is no DAD in the Title.
Or It Seems Last night.
It's just Talk To Me- Stephen Lynch
BabayShawdow 2 years ago
damn, vidieo lags the audio by 2 seconds
xxxguitargodxxx1989 2 years ago
Awesome.
jsupapo 2 years ago 2
the video doesnt even go along with the song in time
1badvampirebitch 2 years ago
....and out comes all the wankers
james89027 2 years ago
The name of this song is "TALK TO ME DAD". The poster of this video is an EPIC FAIL.
MrPerfect77 2 years ago
THE SONG IS CALLED TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!
FrozenBlankets 2 years ago 3
best song evar!!
stenermanden 2 years ago 4
Everyone has been in this situation
Mikehorde 2 years ago 122
xDDD!! if that makes you feel better... "yes"
5364665 2 years ago
@Mikehorde hahah well for the 11 years since ive been "spanking" it, ive never been caught lol
firebreather23 1 year ago
@Mikehorde no im smart enough to not get caught XD
Sion428 1 year ago
@Sion428 thats wrong brandon!
brandonmit 1 year ago
@Mikehorde wasnt my dad tho
halfdogderek 1 year ago
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fegkiller 1 year ago
@Mikehorde not this guy
codycrowston 1 year ago
@Mikehorde so true
Core2theXtreme 8 months ago
ive been in that situation :P
uthinkurfunny 2 years ago 5
I somehow miss the verse:
"but you can not tell me dad that you never had a whak
at the thing that hangs below your belt
and bumps into your sack"
JustTry2Think 2 years ago
Ha I prefer the verse he subs in thats along the lines of
Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned,
You woulda seen your future grandkids running down my hand
nkennedy09 2 years ago
its not called talk to me...stephen lynch changes the name of all his songs when he preforms them...
MissTrebleClef16 2 years ago
all the stephen lynch movies give errors, damn u youtube! you used to be good
FASE3LARP 2 years ago
shut the fuck up diff i can only laugh so much
jesse21011984 2 years ago
Haha this has to be the most brilliant of his songs I've heard so far! He's a genius!
FinalxSonata 2 years ago
This guy is a hero <3
KingGalby 2 years ago 4
is his voice lower here than at the el rey?
OfficialCarmenGort 2 years ago 5
certainly seems so...
dajmenemojzajebavat 2 years ago
yes it is.i think and would assume it was just for effect.
TheDeadChromisone 2 years ago
.... "Talk to me" damn n00bs
N3CR1S 2 years ago 2
LOVE IT EPIC!!
MetalicaFan2007 2 years ago 2
that is a total f my life right there lol
TwistedDevil17 2 years ago 4
Stephen Lynch is a freaking comedy God, he takes small things and make them into hilarious songs for the masses ^^ Rock on Stephen, Rock on.
Danfox20 2 years ago 7
lmao - this is so funny.
Does anyone know when he's touring England?
xoh
DemolitonLover1234 2 years ago
OH MY LORD! So DID she remember afterwards?!
EdiciusYoko 2 years ago
LMFOA!! he rocks!!!
inulover03 2 years ago 3
ive seen him playing this stuff once and he was extreamly drunk xD was bloody brilliant though better than the youtube stuff =p
brisingr312 2 years ago 3
fuckin awsum
NathanSni3976 2 years ago
I love his eyes!!! :P :D
TheGrgrgr5 2 years ago
He seems to really have fun singing this song :)
NeenerNeenerz 2 years ago
this guy is halarious
WorldAtWar777 2 years ago
heard this in my sisters boyfriends car and serched it on youtube
chaz64borthie 2 years ago 4
he's a good singer 0:34
desolate2 2 years ago 4
I don't like how it's so laggy... But he's still an incredible singer and nice to look at so it's okay. =]
Violinist80 2 years ago 4
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tehcakeisalie1 2 years ago
nearest possible friday....i like that concept, like somthing can happen in the past......... dont post shit like this please
sulthus 2 years ago 2
The name of this song is "Talk to me"
xaxinator 2 years ago 7
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the song is actually called "you caught me spanking it" and the audio doesnt match the video
theskitone 2 years ago
actually, i'm pretty sure that's just some extream lag on the video.
reminiscing08 2 years ago 5
actually its called Talk to me and its just a really lagged up vid
CHAPPELLE345 2 years ago 4
NO. It is titled "Talk To Me" on the album. You are so dumb. LOOK IT UP.
FYI, it's not called "spankin' it" because the point of the title is not to give anything away to the audience who reads the album before listening to it. Few exceptions are "Hermaphrodite", "Peepshow Girl", and "Medevial Bush"
AndyTheBeastlyActor 2 years ago
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your an idiot its not called you caught me spanking it..........fucking moron the title of the video is the title of the song how are you that stupid
deathbyninja84 2 years ago
No, your a fucking idiot. The name of the song is "Talk To Me" so your both wrong
dustinthewind13069 2 years ago 2
its actully called talk to me
jay21317 2 years ago 99
@jay21317 Accually its called you caught me spankin it
Matt698813 1 year ago
@Matt698813 woops I accidentlt clicked the thumbs dowm. sorry about that
OtakuKitty100 1 year ago
@jay21317 what is it "actully" called again???? D.A.
godsephro 1 year ago
@godsephro talk to me
6juggalo6clown6 1 year ago
@godsephro talk to me dad
bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii 1 year ago
0:52 haha Stephen Lynch FTW, trying to lurn some of his songs :p
lkpgMJ 2 years ago
i like this song because it has a good message.
vetans92 2 years ago 4
the name of the songs talk to me
kieran24309 2 years ago
songs called Talk to me
noseemecoming 2 years ago 5