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  • My mom walked in on me 2 times... in one week >.<

  • The song title is "Talk to Me"

    Stephen Lynch is great, wish he would do a show in the UK.

  • World Comedy Tour is where I first saw him and have loved him ever since! Keep going my man!

  • this happens to me waaaay to much....

  • @stillpulseXistrolln lol maybe you should find a different demographic to handle yo self

  • Whatever happen to this guy why isn't he big time mainstream?

  • I don't know why people have so much trouble with the names of Lynch's songs.

    For the record, this one is called "Talk To Me"

  • shower ...its easier you dont have to deal with the mess hahaha

  • @CokeMentoProductions In warm water cum gets really sticky! It gets on the shower floor and then it sticks there or worse case it gets on the shower door and its just bad. Also when ejaculating I keep jerking so then it can get on my hand and thats when your in deep shit. Unless it comes out when the foreskin is back.

  • @PeanutKai shsahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahah

  • @CokeMentoProductions wtf is wrong with you?

  • lol nice song he should have a tour with Bo

  • @kenny245678 that would awesome

  • This song is officially title "Talk To Me Dad."

  • the songs called talk to me..

  • 16 dads were shown this after walking in on there 30 year old son

  • @eyehawk:your grammar may be spot on but you can't even spell realize right lol.

  • @Arubbaducky

    Realise* It's spelt Realize by Americans.. Likewise with Colour/Color. Favour/Favor. etc...

  • stephen lynch is very funny!

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  • Also, I love his "guitar- strumming pose". He does that for every song he plays unless he's sitting down.

  • Awkward setting for this song, but he doesn't care.

  • Amazing how many people who get caught, starting to think LOCKS are useless

  • Amazing how many people who gets caught, starting to think LOCKS are useless.

  • Well hes cute so if i caught him I'd help him finish, cuz im not his mom x]

  • hand upon my member..... thats just too funny :)

  • I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had, lmao stephen lynch you crack me up

  • 15 people were caught hitting 30

  • My Dad caught me once....it was humiliating. He came in to ask if I saw a great catch that just happened during a Ravens game......then he quickly saw me and closed the door.

  • @zawsad Last fucking night this happaned to me.After like 2 days after watching this it was like 4 in the morning so i was preety sure no one would bother and long behold he comes in while im doing it haha and i couldnt tell if he saw it because it was quite dark so i assumed he didnt but i was so scared in the morning he was gonna say something

  • this exact thing happened to me about a week after first hearing this song!

  • his dad is a priest.

  • 15 people are ninja masturbators

  • @mikewoodforcongress well i wouldnt make dat joke cuz i liked da song and i wasnt cought .... YET! >:D

  • @Skyi44

    *well I wouldnt make THAT joke CAUSE i liked THE song and i wasnt CAUGHT.

  • @EyeHawk777 dis is net nt some spelling contest so u can suck mah ballz!

  • @Skyi44

    talking like that just makes you sound stupid. 

  • @EyeHawk777 well im not from engish speakin counetrys so i dont know how to speak and write perfectly and thats why i sound stupid ... whats your excuse? ...

  • @Skyi44

    i dont need an excuse as my grammer is spot on. one day you will realise there is someone who is better than you and that person is me.

  • @EyeHawk777 i wasnt askin for an excuse for your gramar but for your stupidity ... cause who wastes time writting correctly on internet? ... if you write in short-cuts than u can write more you dumb-ass

  • @Skyi44

    you can't write "more" - you can increase productivity. there is no limit to how much you can write, so you are wrong. dumb-ass.

    people who write correctly are educated.

  • @EyeHawk777 now THAT sounds stupid ... i NEVER heard someone say that ... and i dont care how it sounds and i didnt even ask for your opinoin so i dont know why im fightintg with you ... im just going to ignore you from now on ... cause you just probably dont have a life ... if you have time lecturing me about grammar why dont you open a school or somthing and tech hobos how to write ... dumb-ass

  • @Skyi44

    no it doesn't. you only say it sounds stupid because you know you are wrong. and you know that im just better than you. deal with your issues.

    i know you didnt ask, but my opinion is more important than yours.

  • @mikewoodforcongress i am a ninja masturbator :D

  • @mikewoodforcongress There growing in numbers D:

  • i always use my parents bed

  • @cjeff10 Wait.... WTF?!

  • Yeah, but thankfully, this never happened to me cause my parents had the good, parental, understanding grace of giving me a bedroom door that had a lock on it.

  • @JacobTheRedWolf yer that and a secret camera in the corner of ur room

  • @XXcameronJames13XDXX I was always wondering what that little flashing red dot was, blinking in the corner of my room while the lights were out.

  • @JacobTheRedWolf

    they knew when the door was locked that youre masturbating

  • @JacobTheRedWolf well, the thing is that he does it in his fathers bed....

    

  • @JacobTheRedWolf Lol. It's happened two or three times. Thankfully, i was under the covers and my face was covered, so it wasn't bad. Although...my mom did hear me listening to porn, once. I thought she was asleep, and turned it up. xD

  • @JacobTheRedWolf well lucky you i had to go ninja on everything now i can literally fap in front of people without them knowing i am not even kidding >.> btw i can hear even the the sounds of the wind as far as the eye can see fapping is strong in me o.o

  • Most important rule: don't get caught!

    :D

    he failed

  • peoples first reaction to stephan lynch is interesting to watch i showed this to a couple of my friends who never heard of stephan lynch and they never stoped laughing i think one of them actualy started chokeing.

  • @bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii lol, thats like almost the same thing that my freind did when i showed him stephen lynches craig song!... but that might have been bcuz he was catholic... lol

  • Wrong title dumbass

  • thats a better name than talk to me it makes you want to know what happened. more intriguing.

  • this song is called talk to me not it seems last night

  • the song being sung and the video dont correspond.....

  • ... its called 'talk to me' not 'it seems last night' ...

  • funny... i really like the melody to this

  • story of my life :)

    JK..... but seriously.

  • is it just me that this vids out of sync? eather this video is or stephen lynch sucks at lip singing! LOL jk!

  • I love this song, each time I listen to it I like it that much more.

    To all the people going "It's called this, or that" he changes the names occassionally, it happens, just enjoy the comic genius

  • LOL turn on closed captions....its so fcking funny

  • @Xeno455 hahaha it says ukraine's in a mess lol

  • omg lol

  • An embarrassing moment to which a lot of guys can relate... :)

  • turn on the closed captions; it's REALLY funny!!!

    When he says "so it must be really creepy when your son is pushing thirty" it said "so must be really previous is this very day"

  • Looking like a fool wid ya pants on the ground!

  • its called you cought me spankin it i have it on my ipod.

  • No, check the track listing of Superhero, the first track is called Talk to me.

  • he could talk to me

  • omg lol so funny

  • he is so funny not to mention hott

  • wrong title and audio is out of sync with video.

    How can u screw up so hard 3 little minutes?

  • Love This GUYYY TRULY makes me smileeeeee :)  <3

  • I am so in love with him.. lol he cracks me the hell up, and the fact that hes hot doesnt hurt.

  • not everyone has been in this situation, I havn't

  • I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had

  • I like Cailen Denton's cover better.

  • i woud really like to finish

  • why did he change the "Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned you'd have seen your future grandchildren dripping down my hand." bit, love that bit :D

  • I think he changed it by adding that line....and I agree...I love that line :D

  • I know right

  • this guy is good i relly like Ed

  • isnt this one called talk to me?

  • i thought it was called spankin it

  • You're right. It is called "Talk to me".

  • Lol sad man

  • hard tihs before, but dident know it was stephen

  • I didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door! with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor! xD OWNED!

  • this happened to me before... almost died. sooooooo embarrassing

  • @themachine43 ew.... overshare

  • when was this? what special?

  • lol...........i wuldnt use those tissues lol

  • lag

  • damn this one is old xD, he is still hillarious thow

  • it depends on where hes playing coz here he plays a softer verison of the song with diffrent lyrics

  • BabyShadow -

    Actually you're wrong, it's called It Seems Last Night. Cos in this version it's live, so has different title.

  • Talk to Me and Seems Last Night are both the correct titles. While, IIRC, Seems Last Night has shown up on his album, he's introduced it live as Talk to Me. Best I can tell, almost all of his songs have two or more titles for the same reasons.

  • Had to watch it twice XD

  • horrible quality and wrong timing might of well just been made with a picture collabaration : / awesome song though lol

  • Same thing happened to me except I walked in on my dad and it was my racecar bed.

  • @DropkickMeElmo Say what you will but your father was a monster in the Porsche.

  • own3d (feel sory for you)

  • Never been in this situation myself and i really hope i never have to experience it. ;)

    Stephen ROCKS!

  • The Name of the Song is ACTUALLY.

    Talk To Me- Stephen Lynch.

    There is no DAD in the Title.

    Or It Seems Last night.

    It's just Talk To Me- Stephen Lynch

  • damn, vidieo lags the audio by 2 seconds

  • Awesome.

  • the video doesnt even go along with the song in time

  • ....and out comes all the wankers

  • The name of this song is "TALK TO ME DAD". The poster of this video is an EPIC FAIL.

  • THE SONG IS CALLED TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!

  • best song evar!!

  • Everyone has been in this situation

  • xDDD!! if that makes you feel better... "yes"

  • @Mikehorde hahah well for the 11 years since ive been "spanking" it, ive never been caught lol

  • @Mikehorde no im smart enough to not get caught XD

  • @Sion428 thats wrong brandon!

  • @Mikehorde wasnt my dad tho

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  • @Mikehorde not this guy

  • @Mikehorde so true

  • ive been in that situation :P

  • I somehow miss the verse:

    "but you can not tell me dad that you never had a whak

    at the thing that hangs below your belt

    and bumps into your sack"

  • Ha I prefer the verse he subs in thats along the lines of

    Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned,

    You woulda seen your future grandkids running down my hand

  • its not called talk to me...stephen lynch changes the name of all his songs when he preforms them...

  • all the stephen lynch movies give errors, damn u youtube! you used to be good

  • shut the fuck up diff i can only laugh so much

  • Haha this has to be the most brilliant of his songs I've heard so far! He's a genius!

  • This guy is a hero <3

  • is his voice lower here than at the el rey?

  • certainly seems so...

  • yes it is.i think and would assume it was just for effect.

  • .... "Talk to me" damn n00bs

  • LOVE IT EPIC!!

  • that is a total f my life right there lol

  • Stephen Lynch is a freaking comedy God, he takes small things and make them into hilarious songs for the masses ^^ Rock on Stephen, Rock on.

  • lmao - this is so funny.

    Does anyone know when he's touring England?

    xoh

  • OH MY LORD! So DID she remember afterwards?!

  • LMFOA!! he rocks!!!

  • ive seen him playing this stuff once and he was extreamly drunk xD was bloody brilliant though better than the youtube stuff =p

  • fuckin awsum

  • I love his eyes!!! :P :D

  • He seems to really have fun singing this song :)

  • this guy is halarious

  • heard this in my sisters boyfriends car and serched it on youtube

  • he's a good singer 0:34

  • I don't like how it's so laggy... But he's still an incredible singer and nice to look at so it's okay. =]

  • nearest possible friday....i like that concept, like somthing can happen in the past......... dont post shit like this please

  • The name of this song is "Talk to me"

  • actually, i'm pretty sure that's just some extream lag on the video.

  • actually its called Talk to me and its just a really lagged up vid

  • NO. It is titled "Talk To Me" on the album. You are so dumb. LOOK IT UP.

    FYI, it's not called "spankin' it" because the point of the title is not to give anything away to the audience who reads the album before listening to it. Few exceptions are "Hermaphrodite", "Peepshow Girl", and "Medevial Bush"

  • No, your a fucking idiot. The name of the song is "Talk To Me" so your both wrong

  • its actully called talk to me

  • @jay21317 Accually its called you caught me spankin it

  • @Matt698813 woops I accidentlt clicked the thumbs dowm. sorry about that

  • @jay21317 what is it "actully" called again???? D.A.

  • @godsephro talk to me

  • @godsephro talk to me dad

  • 0:52 haha Stephen Lynch FTW, trying to lurn some of his songs :p

  • i like this song because it has a good message.

  • the name of the songs talk to me

  • songs called Talk to me