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  • I can't tell if Armond White is an idiot with bad taste, or a very good troll.

  • this made a great Christmas present

  • I presume Armound White is a movie critic.

  • @boru25

    Yep, and a pretty controversial one. Let's just say that his views on films are 'contrarian'.

  • Ah like Phil Mushnic was towards wrestling in the late 90's. No matter how good something is, someone will find a way to tear it down.

  • Uncircumcised? That's just low.

  • He forgot jerk at the end

  • and all i have to say after that, is ... who's armond white? i guess i'll have to find out...

  • This is Funny!!

  • We all know this guy is a complete dumbass. I mean cmon dark knight ,inception ,the town all negative reviews. Okay let's see the positive reviews battle la, gi joe, Jonah hex. My minds a blank

  • @90xboxfan Don't forget, he stated that the Clash of the Titans remake was superior in every way, shape, and form to that "incoherent Lord of the Rings Trilogy". The man is the King of Trolls.

  • Toy Story 3 Rocks and so does Jonah Hex and they will ALWAYS rock TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!!!!!

  • Rate this R.

  • @027220 How so?

  • @Jurassic1993Park By making sure younger viewrs don't see it.

  • @027220 I meant how do I do that?

  • @Jurassic1993Park I don't know.

  • @Jurassic1993Park Prohibit it.

  • @027220 it not that big of a deal the youngest that would see this is mabye 16 at best and i think 16 is an o.k age to see this other then that most kids younger then that never even heard of this guy

  • @KELLSONIC It should be prohibited from elementary aged kids.

  • @027220 i guess i still don't think it matters because elementary aged kids don't know who this guy is, and i know i might get some hate for this but i truely belive that kids under the age of 13 should not be on youtube why because there are alot of videos that use the world "fuck" and "shit" not just from this guy but from alot of people and kids at that age just don't know how to deal with that the right way.

  • @KELLSONIC There're Looney Tunes cartoons and stuff like that on here, I've seen 'em.

  • @027220 o.k good point very good point so ever read the commet sections? and again you bring up a good point i think it just depends on what you look up because youtube i wouldent good as far to call it an r rated site but i wouldent call it g rated eather it one of though things that if kids are on here they themselfs need to know what is o.k and what is not and again i don't think cenceing this guy is necessary because teens can watch this guy with they want to it justs kids that should not

  • @027220 o.k good point very good point so ever read the commet sections? and again you bring up a good point i think it just depends on what you look up because youtube i wouldent good as far to call it an r rated site but i wouldent call it g rated eather it one of though things that if kids are on here they themselfs need to know what is o.k and what is not and again i don't think cenceing this guy is necessary because teens can watch this guy with they want to it justs kids that should not

  • @KELLSONIC Toy story 3's a kid's movie.

  • This is my reaction to Armond White's review of "X-Men: First Class".

  • This is my reaction to Armond White's reviews of "Zodiac", "Hairspray", "3:10 to Yuma", "Eastern Promises", "Michael Clayton", "Gone Baby Gone", "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street", "There Will Be Blood", "Iron Man", "Hellboy II: The Golden Army", "The Dark Knight", "Slumdog Millionaire", "Star Trek", "Up", "District 9", "Inglourious Basterds", "Toy Story 3", "Inception", "The Town", "Easy A", "Let Me In", "The Social Network", "Tangled", "Black Swan" and "The King's Speech".

  • @AnistonAnarchist Dont forget Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, he disliked it too, much to my anger.

  • @CwapThePlatinumOne I was just about to get to that one, too. That is my reaction to Armond White's review of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2".

  • whenever armond white dislikes a movie, i will know it will be a good one :)

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  • @RETRONGAMES79 I agree.

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  • @RETRONGAMES79 That isnt the guy who posted the video. lol

  • @RETRONGAMES79

    lol, you mad

  • @RETRONGAMES79

    Here, when you get the time, look up a list of bad and good movies according to Armond White. As you will see, he apparently prefers Transformers 2 over Iron Man, the second Fantastic Four over the Dark Knight, and Death Race over There Will Be Blood. This man does not take his job seriously and simply uses his "last angry man" farce as a petty act to gain attention.

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  • @RETRONGAMES79

    What was so great about Transformers: Rise of the Fallen, the Clash of the Titans remake, and Land of the Lost? Yet he gave them all positive reviews. Furthermore, he resorts to cheap, ad-hominem attacks when he has no valid criticism of a movie (which is what usually happens), such as calling those who like the movies he doesn't like "fools" or calling some who criticizes him "racist." It's that utter lack of professionalism that has me convinced that he is nothing but a troll.

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  • @RETRONGAMES79

    We have the authority to have our own opinions. So does he, and so do you. The reason we dislike his opinions is because we recognize him for the sad little attention whore he is, and a bully at that. I would call ANYONE who can call Transformers 2 and Jonah Hex good movies a troll. And if you're here to do nothing but defend him, well, what does that make you?

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  • @RETRONGAMES79

    You and you're little friend White are in the minority. Deal with it.

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  • Buzz Lightyear on the nigger

    "You are sad, strange little men, and you have my pitty."

  • This is exactly my reaction to ConfusedMathew's reveiw of The Lion King!

    (sort of) XD!!

  • Yup.

  • Hehe, that's very similar to my reaction when I first read Armond's "review" of TS3! xD

  • I'm guessing this is a review of the immature silly reaction to Armond White's (re: just one guy) reviews and not an actual reaction to his reviews. Because if the guy in the video is trying to act like one of the million haters that Armond has by just saying useless crap and getting angry that he didn't like their fav movie then it's bang on.

  • @JoJaDaRu Yes, I used this guy, which is an internet celebrity, from one of his videos to express how angry I was about Armond White's Toy Story 3 review. I would respect Armond White's opinion, if he didn't mispell names and insult people who like the films. I usually ignore him nowadays.

  • LOL

  • thx doug thank hyou for that beautiful video(doug/nostalgia critic)

  • I think the man in the video is wasting his time critising Armond White the way he is.

  • @MyNameZebra First, I'm not the guy. Second, people should read the description. Third, the Nostalgia Critic isn't critisizing Armond White.

  • @MyNameZebra Just out of curiosity, do you know that stuff to be true what you are saying?

  • @MyNameZebra Uh...yeah. I'm a fan of the guy, he reviews old crappy nostalgic movies/cartoons. He was ranting about another dude who reviews bad nostalgic videogames.

  • I'm surprised he was able to get that out in one breath.

  • you seem very mature for your age

  • @hemorrhoidprime Uh, I'm not the guy in the video. Check the description. Besides, I am ignoring Armond White and his reviews now.

  • Fuck... That was the best insult ever.

  • That was awesome!!!

  • Nigger would've been too offensive?

  • exactly the same insult i have for my math teacher >:) just waiting till i get my degree before i use it tho :P

  • This sounded a lot like an Armand White review... :\

  • Love it :)

  • Grrr, someone has a different opinion then mine! RAAAAAAGEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @Spazticle11 Check my older comments. I don't care for the guy anymore.

  • he checks rotten tomatoes for the movies that have high percentages and gives them bad reviews on purpose.

  • I LOL'd through this whole vid. Awesome. Armond White is a useless human being.

  • I have nothing wrong with Armond white, I used to hate him, then I realized he's the greatest Troll of all time, he's doing this on purpose, and you gotta love it, he's made a name for himself among critics

  • All true given how disgusting his review was, though I feel inclined to stick up for 'The Uncircumcised' which really means people who have been spared from mutilated genitals in the name of an incredibly sick, Freudian tradition.

  • "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"

    "You are the vulgarian, you fuck!"

  • This is my reaction to Paul Anderson making the Resident Evil films.

  • YESSSSSS! YOU SIR ARE A GENIOUS! :D

  • What did armond white say?

  • @zgggggggggg he criticized toy story 3 for celebrating consumerism. you should take what he says with multiple grains of salt; he criticized inception for glorifying video game violence or something like that...

  • @pleasedontask I don't think he knows what he's talking about. Just saying.

  • @zgggggggggg agreed.

  • Actually, I find it hilarious that no matter what, Armond White's opinion of Toy Story 3 is just as "correct" as anyone elses.

    I think it just bothers people that no matter how smart you are, an opinion is always just that, an opinion.

  • May I ask why it matters? Sure, he might not watch the movie and go against popular on purpoes, and does it just for attention, and is a waste.

    But who cares? I don't think that a negative review of Toy Story 3 takes away from the fact it is a good movie, even a great movie. Even if no one liked it, if you do, that's all the matters, right?

    So why does it matter if Armond White reveiws in negatively for no reason? It's not like he is hurting anyone.

    Seriously, if anyone has an answer

  • @mrfortyseven22 Well dude, I made this video a few months ago, when he was critisizing all the great summer movies besides Toy Story 3, like Inception. Now I just ignore his reviews because I realised that's what he wants from us: attention.

  • @Jurassic1993Park That motherfucker Armond White prefers the piece of shit Jonah Hex over Toy Story 3.

    Well I got news for Armond White

    Toy Story 3 is better than Jonah Hex and it will ALWAYS be better TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!!!!!

  • @mrfortyseven22

    it's about teh tomatoez meter!! 99!! wuuuut1!!?EASdlkwehjekwdoia

  • @mrfortyseven22

    how about the fact that what he pushes is beginning to influence other reviewers and if his ideas gain mainstream acceptance then we'll see even more failures like his TS3 review, and when that happens the film industry will become even more fulled with boring ass movies that hide behind political messages when they have serious short comings

  • i like Armond White. He's a cool guy in person.

  • My thoughts exactly.

  • he didn't like Toy Story 3 wahhhhh

  • WHOA!

  • What DID he say?

  • Armond White is just an idiot troll. He deliberately gives bad reviews to good movies (even going so far as to criticize the people who like the movie in his review) while giving good reviews to shitty movies. He is an attention whore and nothing else.

  • oh Armond White, the critic who pisses everyone off with his reviews. From TS3 to, well, just about every single movie ever made, he always manages to get a response from people.

    He's just a troll, nothing more

  • i care about movies so much.

  • Just so you know, I just subscribed to your channel because of this video alone.

  • @RoverFover Well that's actually not me nor did I make this.

  • He's a contrarian. He isn't a movie critic. He's a troll.

  • Nobody will miss him when he retires. Moviegoers and filmmakers will throw parties and the critics will get over it quickly. Hey White, how does it feel to know nobody cares about what you think?

  • @sawjac13 You say that no one cares what he thinks, yet he has over 800 comments on one review on RT.

  • Yeah, Armond White is a self-righteous joke. Not because I frequently disagree with him, but he's just lousy at communicating an opinion. The only time I ever read his reviews is when I need something to laugh at. He thinks that just because he's studied criticism that he's above everybody else. He's got a list of errors, but the two biggest ones are 1) he says what he doesn't believe and 2) he insults his readers, saying anybody who likes movies he doesn't are "fools" and "morons."

  • So, I'm guessing didn't review it favourably?

    Man, I hadn't even heard of the guy before his District 9 review (which Doug Walker also didn't like very much), and that wasn't so bad even though I think they were quite unfair in both their reviews.

    But after giving Toy Story 3 a negative review and Jonah Hex a positive one, is the guy really worth paying attention to?

  • @MjrMassiker No, because that's what he is seeking.

  • @MjrMassiker I didn't particularly like Discrict 9, but I do not defend Armond White's review because 1) his review didn't even make sense and 2) because at the end of his review, he insulted his readers saying anybody who enjoys the movie is a "fool." To me, insulting your own readers is an all-time low. Sadly he does get what he obviously craves: attention.

  • @TheUnknown837 You might disagree with critics sometimes, but I appreciate your respect for people you disagree with you. Before this point, I didn't know that other contrarians think Armond White wants attention just like non-contrarians. Armond White is wrong to call anyone who likes District 9 a fool.

  • @MyNameZebra Exactly, thank you for a thoughtful response. I cannot speak for everybody, but when I read a movie review, I look for two things 1) what the reviewer thought about the movie and 2) why they felt the way they did. I don't want to be told how I'm 'supposed' to think.

  • @TheUnknown837 By the way I want to tell you another thing, I HAVE NEVER SEEN DISTRICT 9. However, I do agree that if Armond White is criticizing people who disagree with him, that's wrong.

  • I love this video. I can't believe you fit that many profanities into 47 seconds XD

  • @IncredigirlVirginia That actually isn't me. It's Doug Walker a.k.a Nostalgia Critic (a famous internet movie critic). But I agree, how he managed to fit those words in 47 seconds is beyond me.

  • @Jurassic1993Park Oh, okay. Well, I still really like this video. Very amusing.

  • Wanna stop Armond White? Stop reading his reviews. Stop making you-tube videos ranting about the garbage he writes every week. Thats exactly why he keeps doing it. He lives for that shit.

  • @AgentGordonCole I agree, but that doesn't mean other people will stop reading it. I stopped caring for his reviews I just forget he exists now.

  • I didn't realize that Toy Story 3 was the greatest movie ever made.

  • @Jurassic1993Park i was talking to him not u

  • @DingusHead4554 Sorry about that.

  • @Jurassic1993Park its ok

  • dude calm down

  • @DingusHead4554 lolz, his outrages are where the comedy comes from

  • @mooveetraylaguy thats what i would say to youtube

  • I REALLY hope more critics review this movie positively so it can reclaim its 100% rating.

  • Normally, I wouldn't have a problem if somebody felt that Jonah Hex was better than Toy Story 3; that's their opinion. But that's the problem. Armond White doesn't give opinions. Much of his review is spent criticising Pixar for being corporate sellouts. On top of that, he said that Hamm was one of the villains, which means he probably didn't even watch it.

  • so i went i watched toy story 3 again, in 3d this time, no difference really. And my biggest problem with the film is that it lacks the epic feeling of the previous films, or maybe i was just younger, characters are so flat, the story seems rushed, the jokes can be seen coming miles away, the references to cinema feel contrived, forced and annoying. it felt like a very long advert for the toys, and is not just because is a movie about toys, there are specific scenes were it is too much.

  • @kuna237 First how old are you anyway? And second, it felt like a very long advertisement for toys? That's the first time I've heard anyone say that. Also, about the specific scenes being too much, you are aware that Pixar films are for EVERYONE right? The film was made more towards the fans who grew up with the first 2 though. If you are going to tell me where the toys hold hands while they are about to die isn't an amazing scene and calling me stupid for liking it, comments will be removed.

  • @Jurassic1993Park The only other person who I know has called this film an advertisement for toys is the very guy that The Nostalgia Critic so brilliantly tears apart here. I agree with you, though; I think that Toy Story 3 is amazing (especially the specific scene which you mentioned), and it's one of my personal favourites. If I meet someone who doesn't at least like Toy Story 3, then we're gonna have issues.

  • @TheUnseenMovieLover I agree completely. This video should also be an answer to the people who hate the movie that disrespect the people who enjoy it.

  • @Jurassic1993Park Absolutely. When you see quality like this, it makes you even angrier when someone who dislikes it tries to make you feel guilty about liking it. Toy Story 3 isn't a guilty pleasure; Transformers is a guilty pleasure, and I feel guilty about liking it. Tons of people would happily argue with me over Transformers; I could probably count the number of people who I know dislike Toy Story 3 with one of my hands. My review for TS3 is on my profile, if you want to check it out.

  • @TheUnseenMovieLover I agree. I actually think the 1st Transformers movie was ok, the 2nd one was the one I would like to flush down the toilet.

  • @Jurassic1993Park Yeah, No. 2 was a mistake. I thought there was a charm and even humanity to Transformers which stopped it from being just a big, incoherent punch-up, mainly due to Shia LaBeouf. The comedy was also effective. ROTF's the equivalent of cinematic diarrhoea. The comedy's awful (robot balls?!), the action had little threat or coherency, there's no life to the characters, and the final hour is the most horrifically bad, uninvolving filmmaking I've seen in a long time.

  • @TheUnseenMovieLover I agree. It seems like Michael Bay has seen some G1 episodes, because he put Shockwave, Carly and Optimus Prime's trailer in the third movie. I will pray that at least it's better than the previous one.

  • That was... 'intense' O.O That was the longest and dirtiest combo I've EVER heard... I'm speechless x.x

  • Armond White is the only interesting critic on RT. No, I don't agree with him, but he's the only guy who can still surprise me with what he has to say. One of the few who can actually make you think about things differently. Are his reviews usefull for knowing how to spend my money... don't be stupid, but they are very usefull for things beyond that.

    Long Live Armond!

  • I haven't seen this guys review but if he had one bad word to say about the movie then all these things are correct.

  • @JacobTails123 Believe me imagine the total opposite of a positive review of this movie. Search the review on google and you will be surprised.

  • Exactly what i wanted to say.

  • toy story 3 was rubbish, face it.

  • @revozuela Well my friend, I think everybody has the right to their opinion, aand if you don't like it that's fine, but don't start to mock people who liked the movie (such as I).

  • @Jurassic1993Park i am not mocking you, you are the one who cannot stand the point of view of armond white, i think that we need his type of film analysis, the one that resists to be taken away by mob mentality, lets face we live in a society that is encourage to not think but to follow, that is every where in the world, and movies specially today are part of that, so is difficult for people to step out of the herd and see films with genuine criticism.

  • @revozuela Your, your kidding right? In my theory that's not his true intentions. I've heard lot of people saying that Armond White is criticising great movies because he wants to piss people off. He is a douchebag. If you respect Armond White, I guess that's ok, but don't tell me you have agreed with all the time I mean do you hate these movies: Inception, Toy Story 3, The Dark Knight, Citizen Kane, Casablanca and Die Hard?

  • @Jurassic1993Park I don't know if he is right all the time, and i think we don't need to think that way, but what we can do is compare our experience with his point of view. about those movies, I don't 'hate' them, I don't think they are the master pieces people say they are, the thing is after you watch a film like 2001, or the shining, it is very difficult to see any value in christopher nolan, he doesn't know how to tell stories with cinema, he just talks in a literal boring way.

  • @revozuela Well I don't think a movie about people going threw your dreams is entirely boring. But anyway if that's the way you see it, it's ok. Besides from the comments you posted you seem to be a very intelligent person.

  • Haha, this was great. Armond White is an intelligent guy, intent on making dumb statements.He just stated that Michael Bay is a better filmmaker than Christopher Nolan. He is an absolute try-hard. Unfortunately he gets the attention he craves, but exists solely as a figure of hate. This was a great upload by the way. I think you could have been a little more damning of him though. Next time, maybe don't hold back so much ;-)

  • @certificate18flix I already have, I have posted a reaction to his review of Inception.

    P.S - You aware the person in the video isn't me are you? Because most youtubers nowadays don't bother to read the description.

  • That made my day.

  • I like you.

  • @BenWhoFleck Uh you mean me or the Nostalgia Critic?

  • @Jurassic1993Park Um, well I meant Nostalgia Critic. But sure, I like you, too.

  • @BenWhoFleck Well you could of said "I like this guy", because if you say "I like you" things can get mixed up.

  • Armond White may be an intelligent man but it still doesn't change the fact that he has an incredibly shitty taste in film

  • @rodilla15 he pisses all of us off

  • The same reaction I would give after I read his review for Inception.

  • @AiR1890 What did he say about it?

  • @rodilla15 im black and i liked toy story 3 asshole.

  • holy shit i said the same thing!

  • couldn't have said it any better myself

  • wow get a lfe

  • @xXFREAKZXx777 Sorry I don't know what a "lfe" is.

  • It's offical Armond White has no soul

  • Armond White shouldn't exist

  • "YOU play ballll llllike a GIRLLLL!"

  • Is Armond White a monster? How can anyone not love this movie? He is getting what he wants though, attention. He gives good reviews to bad films and bad reviews to all-time great films like Toy Story 3.

  • @CENSOREDFORSEX Yes he is. I bet he reviews the movies without even seeing them. He is a douchebag and should be ignored.

  • @Jurassic1993Park Hmmm, that sounds like another 'popular' reviewer, I believe his name is... THE IRATE GAMER!!!!!

  • Totally agree with you man and is this really you?

  • @pcjordan23 Uh no, read the description.

  • @Jurassic1993Park oh my bad

  • OK part of that was from Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation. But still funny hah.

  • @tarheelmkay Uh, you mean the words or the video?

  • I should memorize this and use it whenever someone shits me.

  • What did Armond White say???

  • @6684lillian This is the synopsis of his review: "Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination -- the usefulness of toys -- and strictly celebrates consumerism."