The Real Spartans Are Coming (Halo Machinima)

[TheDaylight4449]

Poor Samson...

[OneColdNinja]

am i the only person getting the flying mexican ad like on every vid ?

SUPER GENAROOOOOOOOOO :D

[theflagger71]

yea 1000 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vikingtoast13]

so what, spartans wearing trojans?

[XOutdoorsIndoorsX]

haaha translte audio for this itshilaruious lol

[CODMODDERZ360]

@XOutdoorsIndoorsX how?

[XOutdoorsIndoorsX]

@CODMODDERZ360 u mouseover the cc button and traslate audio

[CODMODDERZ360]

@XOutdoorsIndoorsX what?, the subtitles?

[elitezealot201]

holy crap both halo and porn that most bi the greatest vidio evar.thumbs upp if you wana wathc it nao. 

[xTechGamingX]

so i said to my girlfriend

"thats not a joystick thats my PENISS"

lolololololol

[puppymew]

0:10 repeat and enjoy :D

[Mradel1996]

how about porn and halo all in one video:)

[ewitC]

so... where's the spartan gay porn video at?

[elbowscratch]

hey guys, i was just -GOD DAMMIT SAPSON! EVERY FUCKIN TIME

[haloplayer123456]

"uh doiii"

[brandonjamesbarnes]

youtube doesnt have porn 0_0

[chezyflower]

@brandonjamesbarnes or does it?

[appoXoppa]

And he's wrong... The most made videos on YouTube are failed MW2 montages.

[appoXoppa]

My comment never showed... So i made another one, sorry Zez :P

[zezima2300]

0:41

[appoXoppa]

@zezima2300 Ah-doyee!

[appoXoppa]

@zezima2300 Ah-doyee!

[mafiaman8962]

thats no joystick, thats my PENIS

[jonahjak]

wow Ive got to say machinimas been going downhill for the past couple year but this actually looks like something i would enjoy.

[MyJAmMeR707]

Lol HALO p0rn

[coolpaulful]

machinima is a huge douche bag...........no just kidding hes making the very best stuff on ALL youtube

[Kurikaiku]

ADOIIIII

[AirsoftSchmitt]

a-doy lol i just bout crapped myself

[apeshxt]

Spartans (greek warriors) = Real Spartans

[katsupoi24]

ADOY! O_O

[Nihlathak12]

@katsupoi24 that was my favourite bit lolol

[mullin3401]

machinima are we allowed to have ur xbox live usernames? So we can play?

[SparXtan]

hopefully they're not going to f**k aliens

[KkrazyVato]

Aaadooyy!!

[frozenhell98]

thats not a joystick its my PENIS. LOL

[Alphaplz]

lol that's my PENUS............

[superhyperstudios15]

I found out that the most viewed videos on youtube are eather related to halo or porn...so were gonna do both XD

[spensulord]

garden party that's the song at the end I love that song

[pwner1443]

we're gonna do both! haha! xD

[tAc0MsteR]

...Is halo and porn... so were gonna do BOTH....lol

[joejoerg]

this sucks

[CHILLIAAY]

I like the song at the end too lol

[SuperLizardBean]

lol looksgood is this going/all ready is a seires?

[lj23lvr]

yeah sampsons been a big help

GOD DAMNIT SAMPSON! EVERY FUCKING TIME! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

*sigh* fine.... meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

[BanditKitteh]

Right as the guy said "..hey, Evan" I turned around and noone was there LOL.. I like to think I'm the only Evan in the world.

[gh3halopwner]

all machinimas rule in so many ways

[RcNmaker]

this series its FUNNY!

[xtemer]

what's the song in the end?

[FunAwesomeProduction]

@xtemer Garden Party

[connerbiniek]

aadoooyyyy

[flamegod45]

Song at the end?

[russelcrow11]

rofl "the most popular videos on youtube are related to halo or porn...so...............we're gonna do both!" xD

[romanmohr]

xD!!!!!

[starwars717]

then i said to my girlfriend thats no joy stick thats mine PENIS

[Nitrospartan911]

prono 3???

[squid361]

PENIS!!!!

[chreesatlagavia]

the best at 0:39 A-DOY!, and then "Goddamit sampson every fucking time, get the hell outta here!"

[TheDude1501]

UH DOI!

[roflolsaurus]

OMG

AWESOME

[imdabomb39]

and i said its my PENIS

[MoneyMan8900]

Halo & Porn

OHHH YEAH

[cpChamp469]

And then I said, "That's not my joystick, that's my PENIS

[callumcj0]

dus any onw know what the song at the end is

[246sam246]

sooo where gona do both lmao

[ricfitter2]

ROFL!, soo... were gunna do both..!

[kratoskills584]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freebty]

the beats vids are halo and porn well do both lol

[rogueARMORrox]

huh okey anyenyenye

[genttyyy]

Sampsons been a real help...hey guys i-- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SAMPSON GO SOMEWHERE ELSE *sigh* okeey

lolololololol*puke*

[lukereplca]

Lmao

[SNJKaiJM]

ADOYEE! :D

[SpartanRL999]

lol He did research on da inturnetz LMFAO

[Kill3rF33rD]

lol porn on halo xD

[myergang1]

thats my PENIS

[thomascorten]

*so where gonne do ... porn* xD

[mrpieman11]

It's either "Horn" or "Palo". Lol.

[TheRsCrew101]

0:40 adoy!

[fireymage]

Can't wait

Oh wait

No Halo porn

Is good halo porn

[Darkninjas17]

so then i said to my girlfriend "thats no joystick, thats my PENIS" lol

[chreesatlagavia]

God dammit sampson every fucking time! Get the hell out of here!

[gruntsrule1]

the best way to see these before they come out would be to go to their utube channel, btw they're rlly good

[chreesatlagavia]

LOL 0:42 a-doy!

[Davyjones1995]

must

watch

halo

pr0n

lol seriously tho that was funny

looks like this will be good

[dman4987]

Doug and I have same names

[GeneralGator072]

no I messed up insted of 3/5 but I put 5/5

[chreesatlagavia]

lol 0:41 adoy!!

[Nicknacmania]

better be good

[michal610]

The Most Popular Videos On Youtube Are Porn And Videos Related To Halo So.....We'll Do Both.

[dash605]

2:40 awesome intro

And i have high expectations for this... i hope it rocks

[SlashSeven7]

WOW this looks like it can beat hard justice

[bmxboys1]

3:00 haha

[MELONHEAD13B]

They didn't give credit to the song at the end. It's Garden Party composed by Blarsa on Newgrounds.

[gamebrain123]

Looks pretty good

[ImNotOb4ma]

3:02 penis

[Lunchess]

The outro music killed it! :D

[JewManCrew]

i boost to 50 for 1 and 3 months. send me a message and we can work something out

[Sakkosekk]

penis

[InfiniteBlueSky]

lol hahaha nice introduction there! Look forward in its progress ;)

[Ksoran]

NO WAY HALO AGAIN -_-...

[AnywayzMcWTF]

GOD DAMN IT SAMSON!! EVERY TIME!!

Like i said...big help...

LAWL!!!!

[Sandeach]

Halo Porn this will be odd. Roflmao

[GameTwin]

Can't Wait Machinima! ^^

[Rickynator120]

A. Machinima doesnt make it.

B. Its same as all other halo shite

[itschickenblender]

are you retarded? It's just part of a video the used that as an idea, it doesnt mean it really happens

[Rickynator120]

Lol, all halo stuff is about penis and gay sex stuff or last spartan shit...

[itschickenblender]

yeah i guess i kinda find it it funny that usally when someone says are you retarded? they have a comment lie "WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT RETARD AHHHHHH" and you reply back lol

[Rickynator120]

Rage! *burns mouth* shit im eating too warm stuff.

[randomness175]

wow what are you talking about? i have never seen a halo vid about gay sex or last spartan o_O and if it was based on it, it is a joke you dumbass

[Rickynator120]

Look around on youtube youll see enough, and ive seen quite alot halo videos starrin gay sex stuff and people only sayin penis cause thats the only thing they can think of thats near funny which isnt anyways....

[randomness175]

well i dont know what you've been searching up cause most of the halo vids ive seen never even talk about penises O_o and most of the vids are funny even without saying the word "penis", so why exactly are you searching up halo vids just to say they talk about penises......?

[Rickynator120]

Im not searching them up, i get them in my mailbox from machinima & their partners....

[randomness175]

but still its a waste of time going through halo vids saying they talk about penises when they usually dont -_-

[Rickynator120]

Well i dont care bout that, i was just saying that most halo videos are the same after all....

[randomness175]

what do you mean there all the same? what are they going to do to make something different, its a game, its going to be limited because most games arent made for comedy vids but people make do with what they got and try the best they can in making a funny video, if you dont like it then dont watch it and let other people enjoy the vid

[Rickynator120]

I'm not disallowing people to enjoy the video am I? And im allowed to watch and give critism and say what I want.... cause atleast I dont live in the country where the FBI listens to my phonecalls...

[randomness175]

talking shit about a video is a clear way to start a fight between someone, yes you are and so am I, but causing shit over the internet is pathetic, and i thought we were talking about halo vids, not the FBI, what it isnt enough bashing a video i guess now your going to start bashing countries? o_O, and since when is comments on youtube related to phone calls?

[Rickynator120]

Internet and phoning both connects people, you're the one going into my comments, you never needed to did you? And still I can say what I want so even change subject.

[randomness175]

but we werent talking about phones now were we? i know that internet and phoning connects im not stupid, ya i also have the right to go into your comments also right? but if your talking about something wouldn't it make more sense to stick to the subject and not be a dumbass and start bashing countries when you were talking about a game in the first place? and why would the FBI go through halo vid comments in the first place??????

[Rickynator120]

I wasnt sayin FBI was looking through here, and I can change subject to whatever I want, whenever I want whether you like it or not.

[randomness175]

you were saying how the FBI go through phones, and how phones are connected to the internet, so i guess they could check here right? which is what your refering to, if you say this makes no sense then that means what you said makes no sense either o_O, so hows the weather where you live? i guess i can also change the subject to :)

[Rickynator120]

I can't really see the weather but it's not raining, not cloudy. Maybe cold cause its late here but thats about it :O

[randomness175]

ya over here its pretty sunny, dont know what the weather will be later but right now its sunny

[jordan9331]

LOL!!!

[imjustaman95]

"thats no joy stick thats my penis" O_o lawl.

[999CATZ]

a female halo....0.o

[salvationMcBadass]

gee can't wait...does watching halo machinimas tire anybody else or is everyone on the lets watch hundreds of halo 3 theatre style video clips of people trying to make a different flavor of red vs. blue band wagon? humor me if you have a valid reason to actually watch this crap that machinima keeps feeding us...

[xDragonW0lf]

Halo machinima is fun and enjoyable. If you don't like it, that's fine. You are entitled to your own opinion. But try and respect everyone elses wishes to watch what they choose, otherwise your just a dick.

[salvationMcBadass]

i understand where your coming from and i am sorry if it seems that i am being a "dick" but does it not get old after a while?

[Alphaletto]

What he said.

[foxslayer13]

I agree with you xDragonW0lf,Halo Machinmas are fun and enjoyable and people who don't like it,then don't watch it.

[SkepticalMetalArts]

@xDragonW0lf That my friend, is one comment I will thumb up.

[TristanMark1]

@xDragonW0lf but why must they say Jesus

[kingkottah]

sounds good!

[ShaedowBane]

lol, great machinima.

[PaulyCatz82]

nice little rip on hard justice there...lol funny stuff.

[arteaga911]

looks decent......no it looks coolio

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

lawl Halo+Porn= AWESOME! cant wait! =D

[WOWmanic1]

LMAO ah doy

[smhaenlly]

lol "were going to do both." lol this i got to see! =)

[GibsonSonex180]

Oh hey, another Halo machinima...That's refreshing.

[bbennett0829]

halo and porn that is like if king kong and god zilla had a baby that would be this, this is like the work of jesus XD

[destroyenatar]

tofl cant wait

[ThisHaloFan]

"So, we're gonna do both."

LOL

[AceOmega313]

It was gonna happen eventually.

THE GREATEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN KIND!

[Ghostspartan83]

THIS IS ASOME

[Smalldude08]

Halo. . . . and porn combined. thats doing to be, exciting

[scortch30]

XDXDXD

either related to halo...or porn!

so i have concluded we are gonna do both..

O.o

[vaseidiot]

303 views but 683 ratings =/ video might be retarded

[randomfatblob]

303 views but 683 ratings??? WTF did anyone else notice that?

[gamer00100]

hey i remember u! ur that dumbass who just posted a dumbass remark! oh the irony

[destroyenatar]

everybody else noticed that on other videos last year, sorry if youtube doesnt update fast enough for you.

[raven95]

LOL PENIS

[KBadtower]

PENIS

[ShadowFireKnight]

what the music at teh end called

[MartinLangis]

Wont that make them Gay Robots? Lol jk

[dragonboy267]

halo+porn=my life

[DARKfear1244]

halo and porn ROFL hahaha

[nicky82785]

he said "related to"

[Caboxb]

Halo and Porn my two favorite things combined

[felony077]

aaaaaa doooooooooooooooiiii XD

[skullface20]

halo and porn. rofl xD

[FiredudeG]

meh. Nothing really made me laugh.

[ESMarksman]

thats incorrect, youtube dont allow porn

[ForsakenThunder1]

nice! another halo machinima ... ¬¬

[MajorLeagueSniping]

how do u put an ad before a vid?

[Erididanus]

Oh goddamnit it's finally happening. Well, I'm going to go kill myself now.

[slurhk]

adoyeee lol

[ProjectD13X]

i searched the internet too, i found it to be a series of tubes

[racenuke]

ROFL

[VDARKMETALV]

Hired to make Hard Justice look better. LOL

[NextenBlade]

LoL pretty good!!!

[xNoobKira]

Oh my gawd... a machinima about making porn... this i have to see!

[Dustinlfugate]

wont be too much longer till odst comes out

[Darien500]

that red guy sounds like JonCJG voiced him lol

[Shadowj03]

whats the name of that place?

[Derogon]

What the map?

It's called Standoff, it's the Heroic map pack that comes along with Rats Nest and Foundry.

lol But this video is funny.

"Then I said to my girlfriend that's not a joystick it's my PENIS!" xD god that is freaking hilarious.

[Shadowj03]

thank you