Scrubs Elliot - Bajingo Quotes and Other Euphemisms

[UndeniableMystique]

ahaha I love the way she says his schwing schwong lol

[ahmedsahraouichannel]

Gooooood she's so gregarious

[amd9390]

CARLA THERE'S PEOPLE!

[michelenelove]

wat r their real names and y did they change scrubs

[crysjumar1]

I love to watch her mouth when she says "peepers" and "schwingschwong".

[TheJellymonty]

"Apparently it hurts when she makes wizzy wankles through her sea biscuit" LOL Dr Kelso rocks!

[noldor91]

Love ELiot !

Carla's entrance rocks haha!

[hampusheh]

Haha why was Turk so upset about Carla showing a vagina to Elliot?

[ilovetoparty1]

Elliot: Anal is not a bad word

Kelso: Tell that to my wife

ZING!!!

[SuperArchitect101]

Bob Kelso is THE SH*IT!!!

[ditzen89]

Keith wears three condoms when they have sex and thinks he won't get her pregnant that way? They'll all break that way. He's a doctor! Fricking dumbass

[dadadadora]

@ditzen89 i said the same thing!

[Kindredness]

...Is it sad?

[wildvenisson]

"You have a penis and I have a vagina".... why is it that when women say that it's sexy!? XD

[nuvjst0]

lol i love elliot

[killomillionaire]

isn't 'icky sticky' more of dirty word?

[Grimno]

"They always do." ... wha?

[missemileekatee]

"you have a penis and i have a vagina"... "that is so hot!!"

[aznpwnerp]

3rd condom? 

[DeathWitchNMayo]

I laughed soo hard when kelso said "Paging DR. Reed to the bajingo ward!" he is so epic XD!

[heyyouguysssss]

yes?



[chemicalboy123]

mangina?

bajingo or not?

[sunnygrace57]

It's ironic how she can't say the names of sexual organs, but she's a slut.

[fattymcmuscle]

you should do a video of the best of jordan

[lumiere2020]

"is it sad...?" how weird. x)

[TheLaresistance]

lol

[killa2000dec]

vagina = disgusting but a bajingo or hu hu wtf? hu hu.

[malevc]

"Anal's not a dirty word, sir!"

"...tell that to my wife."

Heheh.

[CrazyJodice]

you have a penis. I have a .. vagina.

[CortneyElin]

"She has a tattoo of a tear drop on her bajingo! ....Is it sad?"

[llillillill]

looool turks gasp

[marketmade05]

"Penis is schwing schwong or Peepers" "And vagina is?" "Disgusting!!!"

Oh Elliot. You make my life -3

[BlkFlamesz]

bajingo bajingo bajingo bajingo haha XD priceless

[dudestr5552]

Starting at 3:!7, Elliot = HOT. Well, hotter than usual.

Damn.

[RatsMyHeart]

Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo... I mean I can't even look at my own bajingo!

That may be because it looks so much like a vagina.

[RoninOfDeath]

3:36 yeah if you put on more then one condom they'll break rubbing up against each other. Keith your a doctor you should know that.

[TheJellymonty]

I actually cant say vagina anymore after watching this..

[Salma448]

@TheJellymonty Haha, same !

I actually say bajingo LOL =]

I love Elliot

[odioelinternet]

2:25 LOL

[mattsmt20]

"You have a penis and I have a vagina" "That is so hot" I love that part hilarious lol

[TheOnlyShauna]

Icky sticky!

Continue...



[th1andonly]

Euphemisms?

[imenz93]

icky sticky

priceless

[megkoji99]

wizzie winkle on his seabiscuit hahah classic

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

His... private area.

Sorry, on his what?

His peepers.

Excuse me?

His schwingschwong...

[Mrtostie]

Elliot: Promis you will hold me like this when I am pushing out a baby

Keith : Thats it I am putting on a THIRD condom

[MeeTpAradize]

playing a role in Scrubs must be the best job ever..

[rocketman544]

Whenver Kelso laughs, even at another person (which is usually the case) I can't help laughing myself. I hope I'm not a bad person...

[Naruhinaluver15]

LOL "my bajingo's on fire" "what's a bajingo?"

[BTRluvr]

"Oh and Dr.Reid, your Patient, Mrs.Burke, has developed a urinary infection. Apparently it hurts when she make's Whizzy Winkle through her Sea Biscuit"

JD Laughs (Very annoyingly, if I may add)

Kelso Got Elliot good on the one!

[PurpleGerbill]

Is that The Todd playing Jorge?

[Bladerunner20006]

Alright, I'm puttin on a third condom!

Wait, what?

[psyshock918]

I'm putting on a 3rd condom

[spiffy427]

why was Carla and the other nurses having coffee on the roof?!?!

[tomatosoup098]

what episode is this?

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

i say weiner and vajayjay.

[soso104]

...is it sad?

[tinusje1792]

paging dr. backbone.... to the bajingo ward:)haha really funny

[flexpoint9999]

what season and episode is where doctor cox says no talking in the toilet

[angela1894]

Does anybody know the name of that song at 1:18 that was played during the flashback Elliott had about her mother and Jorge the mexican pool boy.

[rosydonut]

"It does look a little sad......They always do *sad face*"

[waterhugbunny]

I don't like saying those words as well...

It's rosie and peep to me

[CrusoeC66]

@waterhugbunny lol

[maggieskuba21]

"what's a bajingo?" hahaha

"paging doctor backbone to the bajingo ward!"

[singasongful1]

"...on her beutiful vagina."

"Ohhh! This just isn't fair! just isn't fair.."

LOL!!

[LLLLLLE7]

"This is a job for Ms. Busy body smarty pants!"

lol

[Android18uk]

I love elliot.

[VixVicious]

"she has got a tattoo of a tear drop on her bajingo....is it sad?"

[Bane391]

1:53 Why was she having coffee on roof?

[renoo27]

Ask JD. :P

[Bane391]

You may think im a geek.. but when she is scaling down the buildinh she has no watch but when she takes her gloves off she does

[DefyantLove]

your worried about the watch?? what about the car that drive past when she crashes through a window 3 floors up?? and its worth being a geek for scrubs

[Android18uk]

It was just so they could show her absailing down the building lol.

[FoolishMortalFOOL]

I know what you have to do and I'm going to help you through this.

[Nolefan107]

bahahahaha! and vagina is? disgusting... but also bajingo or whowho! omg elliot is soooo funny! love scrubs!

[mastamindprod]

request of turk quotes "YOU NA' IM SAYIN!!!"

[eagleman12103]

Okay this is a fictional t.v. show. It is done to be funny. You are taking this way too seriously and you need to get over yourself.

[hell5309]

Here's the thing, though; the idea that women's vaginas are disgusting is a chauvanistic belief and therefore a belief that a self-respecting woman shouldn't subscribe to.

Also, I was trying to be funny with my comment, at least with part of it.

[eagleman12103]

Whatever helps you sleep at night dude.

[hell5309]

Ha ha. Screw you too.

[Azreal231916]

fail

[TheMcReviewer]

wasnt it...ouch ouch my bajingos on fire?

[TheMcReviewer]

nevermind....i just watched it on dvd...no ouch ouch

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

oh god the last clip reminded me of kindergarten cop

[Missymgish]

LOL Is it sad?

[Timmeh7]

3:40 never fails to make me laugh.

My bajingo's on fire - May 2004

... what's a bajingo?

[LeighMichelle75]

I always laugh with Kelso at 0:16.

[jarom435]

"apparently it hurts when she makes whizzy-winkles through her sea biscuit"

Gotta love Kelso :D

[Baelzaan]

@jarom435

no, you gotta love the occasional funny things Kelso says.

you must hate kelso. HATE THE KELSO!

HATE THAT SPAWN OF SATAN SON OF A BITCH! HATE!

HATE!

HAAATE!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ATE!

ALL OF MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

...I don't like Kelso >.>

[charismaticace]

While I love Elliot and the word Bajingo, I still have to say that the best euphemism for sex is south park's "That's when a man puts his who-who dilly in the woman's cha cha."

[SpecialCase]

Rofl "My bajingo's on fire, My 2004 . . . What's a bajingo?"

He played that so well xD

[SpecialCase]

May* even.

[TuAFFalcon]

LoL funny shit.

[thegberger]

whats a Bajingo 3:45

[pearlaJ92]

a foo foo.

[SkuzzieNL]

Paging doctor Backbone to the bajingo ward!

[Waggydude182]

Elliot looks hot with her hair down

[Narutofan9993]

2:25 XD

[Czah5]

Id love to rate this a 5 . . . but I really dont wana b the 666th rating . . .

[insomniacidiot]

ok, now you can. i've done that for you :D

[jod3000]

seriously? christ....

HAIL SATAN!

see? nothing happened...

[Czah5]

Everybody has their superstitions . . . keeps life interesting . . .

[jod3000]

keeps people scared of things they have no reason to be scared of.

opiate of the masses and all that

[SykoSaint]

anal is not a dirty word, sir.

tell that to my wife LMAO

[SonSkoji]

I saw nipples on that magazine.

[FaceAndGhost]

"Not Fair At All,, This Is Ridiculous"

That's GRAND!!

[rednop44]

Bajingo or Who-who...

lol

[Suicida1Poptart92]

lmfao wizzy winkles xD

[yankees032778]

I wonder how they came up with bajingo (even though I've always thought it was pajingo) for vagina. I love icky sticky too

[chlark7]

SCHWING-SCHWONG! <3

[Mireles472]

hah

"my bajingo's on fire...may 2004.

whats a bajingo?"

classic.

[QueenEmzy]

sticky-wicky LOL!!!

[tennis1rs]

My bajingo's on fire... what's a bajingo?

That has got to be in my top three Scrubs lines!

[Hirscae]

lol u have a penis and i have a vagina lmao i luvvv eliot!

[Deadman6990]

lol Schwing-schwong.

[kjbleu]

Well done!

[lil0west]

1:57

Carla has Swag lol

[ScrubsFreak2424]

"apparently it hurts when she makes whizzy winkle through her sea biscuit"

LOL Dr Kelso = LEGEND

[timecampf]

LMAO. OMG, that is so funny. I swear, I was laughing for a long time. XP Elliot is hilarious, but you can't beat Dr. Kelso.

[GRAFq]

"Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoo-hoo".. lol

[p3yo1]

4:00 is the best, she has a vagina! :O :O

[50033836]

I like :P

[psyshock918]

I'm putting on a 3rd condom

[nicsevern]

u know his shwing shwang

[XR6Charged]

LoL the way he says whats a bajingo.

[FreakinaBox16]

Anyone else notice that they tend to hide to Dasani label? 1:13 you can see that they cover it up with black tape. I guess so they wouldn't have to pay for advertising.

[OrcaCraft]

*Whistle, never noticed the tape on the bottles before. Always looked so natural that I never paid much attention to it >_>

[LinkDaBoss]

shwing shwong, peeper & seabiscuit are my FAVORITES!

[FreakinaBox16]

"My bajingo's on fire. May 2004...What's a bajino?"

[lovelyxerika]

GASPPP!!! This just isn't fair!! not fair at all!!

[hypnoticTV]

haha i love when she says: he's swingswong :D

[ELIEISMYHERO]

2:13 boob

[titory]

This episode cracks me up, she is hilarious

[MJHxoxo]

JD's laugh at 1:10 is so funny!

"Ahuhuhuhuhh" XD

[littlemark2009]

"icky sticky"

so funny

[thedaz3]

his shwingshwong LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Caramelhanz01]

lol whizzy-winkles!

[XR6Charged]

Lol 3rd condom. You better hope the girls tight or your not gona feel anything!

[Lark88]

from what I've seen of the show, she's not... >.O

[ICanHazFCNow]

lol ok i'm puttin on a third condom.

[ryanking1994]

lol carla is sooo awesome

[BethMoorhousexx]

what episode is the last clip when elliot says you have a penis and i have a vagina? please its killing me!!

[noisound]

My Dirty Secret

season 3 ep 9

[ryanking1994]

my dirty secret

[daikatana117]

hoooooooooooooo

this just isnt fair hehe

[Moviebro]

"Does look a little sad, always do."

[jubbles23]

I love it at the end..."You...have a penis...and I..have..a vagina." *small pause* "That is so hot!"

[zuppup1]

hahahaha. is it sad?

[coldeve]

lol i can understand how hard it can be to say dirty words (not as bad as Elliot, of course) so it just makes it even more funny to me. Also I like how you include some jokes that follows the bajingo jokes like Carla jumping through the window!

Also my favourite quote from the video or from the entire series is " 'my bajingo's on fire. Elliot Reid, May 2004'... what's a bajingo...?"

I've never rated videos but I'll give your video a 5 star! It is very well composed! Smooth transitions too!

[Eluzara]

Somehow Elliot lost a bit of her charm and funniness wen she started wearing a robe instead of scrubs.

[apexdna]

Another reason why Elliot is the most annoying character on Scrubs ...

[seipherblaze]

Lol 2:25 is funny

[Nemesiss120]

Wow i havent been saying words like bajingo for vagina and shwang shwong for penis since i was like 10 OMG

[zitalee3]

elliot's mom sounds like she was born without virginity period

[Wickedisnumba1]

"my bajingo's on fire...what's a bajingo?" His face cracks me up everytime!

[DealingWithFeelings]

Best. Character. Ever.

Elliot wins life.

[Moviebro]

And Sex.

[vroyal19]

is it sad?

[zitalee3]

if elliot wanted to have kids so bad then why didn't she just have them?

[SierraLovesEvery1]

she was just roleplaying i think

[Claudisima22]

good question i guess there was never the right time or the right person