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Good points. As you say, the chronology of events for this unorthodox birth would have been hard (pardon the pun) for Mary to endure; Mary never having had to tackle a penis before.
you do know that Jesus was actually born in April, Christmas is actually a pagan festival to celebrate the winter solstice and so is Easter in fact. Also I heard recently that there were books discovered that recorded Jesus being the exact opposite of the massiha (you know like raping, murder etc)
Now how do you know joseph wasnt banging away saying well hon you are already knocked up no harm no foul. Mary was a virgin when she got pregnant no one said anything about after.
jesus was not born in a stable, in the bible it does not say thet he was born in a stable all it say is that he was sleaping in the stable so .... you are wrong
Wow, this is a comedic video and people can't shut up about religion. I'm a christian, but there's a time and a place, folks. You're not gonna get anywhere arguing here.
Its easy to make dark by closing your eyes, when it is day time. Jesus is the only God . He blesses who ever worship Him and punishes who ever talk stupidity about Him.
That doesn't make sense. isn't your imaginary friend jesus the SON of god?
how can there be only one god if your entire religion is based on the fact that those 2 imaginary friends are supposed to be in existance.
further more , stick your imaginary gods up your ass and do some research before you look like the above mentioned ASS preaching shit that doesnt make sense lol
If God is immaginery, why should I stand for Him?? I know God is real from my life experience. For you God may be immaginary, because you may be living on Vodka.
you didnt answer my question, typical religious attitude, when you get challenged and can't back it up you digress towards different religious crap.
I dont drink. I dont need to, I enjoy life, and don't give me that rubbish about you KNOW god is real. its impossible. and you saying he is real is just you making up stories to make yourself feel better.
I don't buy it, when you realise what religion is really for, and why it was forced upon people, youd understand.
[ Christ the Wisdom and Power of God ] For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
Sorry; Some how I did not see this question. There is only one God but with 3 personalities. Nobody can see God; if you see, you die. During the 10 commandment time, God told Moses, Moses turn around, let me pass. But Since God loves us, He want to be with us. So He has to take a human personality and that is Jesus. For example 110KV line, if you touch, you going to die; but it comes to our home as 110volts with the help of step down transformes.
wow, must be a sale on crack pipes at the local church markets in your area!! LOL
"god" told "moses" nothing. because its all a FAIRYTALE - , A TOOL by the real men in power to induce fear into the weak (you) and exploit insecurities in people, to herd them all together into a collective way of thinking, and a complete lack of intelligent DISCECTION of current world events. to keep them under control, and not question why
wake the fuck up to yourselves, and the world around you. your all fools
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An atheiest can not see anything more than his grave. A prophet forsees beyond the grave.The prophecies in the bible r happening today. OPEN UR EYES. I know; u believe that God is for controlling you. NO my dear friend. He loves u & He want to save u from the big disaster u r going to face pretty soon. Whats wrong in that?? Believe only in Jesus; when u sincerely pray to Him , ur problems in life vanish slowly. Give a try. If it works, accept Jesus as ur savior. I dont get commision for that.
its not foresight, FAITH (blind submission to a chronically flawed and self contradictiong fairytale)
my eyes are open as far as they can get, when you realise what this bullshit "religion" is for (its a tool to control the moronic, for the benefit of the powerful) your eyes would be like fucking overcoat buttons.
I don't beleive in GOD FULL STOP - Don't fucking speak for me on that, ITS A LIE, ITS A SHAM, your a FOOL.
The only problem I have in life is stupid people, and I'm thirsty atm....
In your view, yes I am a fool but not in the sight of God.1 chori.3:18Do not deceive yourselves. If any one of you thinks he is wise by the standards of this age, he should become a "fool" so that he may become wise. 19For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight. As it is written: "He catches the wise in their craftiness"[a]; 20and again, "The Lord knows that the thoughts of the wise are futile."[b] 21So then, no more boasting about men!
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One day , you may understand that you were a moron, but it will be too late, because you will be a devil by that time. If you die today, where will be your spirit spend the eternal life??
We christians shown you the true way to escape from the lake of fire and it is up to you to call us stupid or whatever. We do not care, because we know that we are absolutely right about the subject.
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We christians are acting like a billboard which shows the right direction. It is up to you to take the right direction. Many people took wrong directions and end up in disasters.
Your knowledge about bible shows who you are. Bible is not a book, it is a collection of books. The first book of bible was written during the Moses' time. It is not 1500 years ago. Before comment about bible, please read it . That way we know that you are not talking nonsense. The "shitty day" you discribed is in Mathew:24 and in Revelation book which is the last book in the bible. It discribes even the fall of America in chapter 18.
Bible explains the way we have to walk. If you don't walk that way, and you end up in disasters, It is not God's fault. He also clearly explins in the bible, what to do to be blessed. People walk like a sons of devil and at the same time expects blessings from God, is like expecting a gold rain from the sky. No way brother, No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well u better get better with your directing hadnt you cuz so far your telling people to worship a man that never has , and never will prove himself to us
First of all the man you talking about is God Himself came as a man to save you and me from the horrible eternal life by purchasing you and me by His holy blood from the father of sin; devil. That process is free for any one asks for it. He no need to prove to you because you are nobody to Him. We are nothing but a bag of dust. Still He loves us and He purchased us by died on the cross. I tell you again; It is free. And if you do not want it, too bad!!!!
Is this sarcasm or something? "you are nobody to Him", followed by "Still He loves us and PURCHASED us" By the way, awesome English skills. Your opinions on God look like you just emptied your bowels on the page and some words fell out.
It is not a sarcastic remark. You should follow our conversation then comment. By the by your skill in English do not take you to heaven but your skill in prayer would.
I don't really need to follow the entire converstaion. Then you looks like a clown in a circus. No idea what you are doing!!! I can only have a view about my religion not about your religion. Who invited you to comment about our conversation???
Oh dear. Okay, fine, I just read the conversation. And the fact that there is an open debate on youtube means I can comment on your conversation all I damn please, I agree with the other person. Karl Marx once said "Religion is the opiate of the masses." and although I don't completely disbelieve that some higher power COULD exist I think this benevolent, omniscient, omnipotent Christian God is a load of crap.
Its an open debate, but try not to play like a clown. Since Karl Marx said some crap and you believed it. How silly you are. Karl Marx's marxism is a failure in today's world. Do you know that? Look at cuba. Then you know ;how good is communism and Marxism. Jesus never made any religion; man made it. Right there Marx is wrong. But Marxism is man made. Marxism is used only to kill intelectuals in china, Russia, etc. and it produced dictators. No one can save your soul other than Jesus Christ.
Further, I would never follow an organised religion because I can form my own beliefs, I don't need to follow a book of fiction that has been written by HUMAN BEINGS. It's your own life, you can believe in whatever hallucination you created and carry on studying words that man wrote and longing for a brilliant after life but I'd rather concentrate on the life I have, that I KNOW exists rather than dwelling on something that could or could not exist.
An Atheiest is a human who can not see more than his grave. To me, U r no different. Today I am a christian, not because of any fiction book or a preacher, but just because of a close encounter with Jesus, Just because of numerous life experiences with Jesus, I experienced a lots of miracles in my life. You only can see a fiction book. You did not see anything further than that. So u came to a conclusion that beyond this fiction book, there is nothing. Same way at the end,U will be perished.
No, an atheist doesn't believe in any God. I'm an agnostic because I can recognise that there could be a higher being, but I think it'd be beyond human comprehension and wouldn't crave our worship. Also, you say you've had religious experiences but lets say, that Jesus exists and you really DID experience miracles.
Your previous conversation you were praising Karl Marx's blunder and you called bible as a fiction book. Now you says that you are Agnostic. Are you normal??? you teased other's skill in english and showed disrespect to others.
His blunder? I think that his quote was a very wise one, people got scared of dying with no after life and so religion was created to ease people's worry. Yes I still think that the bible is pure fiction, will you listen, I have to repeat myself now. I'm agnostic in the sense that I recognise that there could be A GOD-LIKE BEING BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION. I DON'T believe in the Christian/ Catholic classic theistic God that is all good etc. and needs our worship. I'm more normal than you, clearly.
A GOD-LIKE BEING BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION. I DON'T believe in the Christian/ Catholic classic theistic God that is all good etc. and needs our worship. If you tell a blind man about the beauty of pink, yellow, red, etc. he does not understand a thing. To you , it is real. The same way, when you are spritualy blind, you understand nothing about God and the spiritual stuffs. When a man die, his body becomes dust of the earth but his soul never dies. Death is the door to the spiritual world.
So I am not afraid of death, because I know that when I die I will end up in heaven according to the promise of Jesus . Life is short, but eternal life is infinite. So, I better enjoy my eternal life by obeying God & His words which r written in that fiction book, BIBLE - ( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth ). How can U call it as a fiction book?Over 2000 profecies of that book had been came to pass. Don't U see all those stuffs? At least for fun, try to read it, may be God talk to U.
Well that's pretty unfair then because if one person saw Jesus, and then had utter faith because of it, and another didn't see jesus, and so didn't have the proof the other person had, then that faith isn't the same because the person had PROOF. The idea of faith is that you believe unconditionally in Him without needing proof so if your faith is because of close encounters with Jesus, then you don't have true faith. Why should I 'perish' because Jesus didn't show himself to me?
Forgiveness of God is avilable 2 anyone who asks for it. Jesus died for each & every 1. But when some 1 says that God is an immaginary frnd, God laughs @ him. Because Jesus knew the pain on the cross when those iron nails were pierced his palms & legs. His pain was not immaginary!! He suffered for us. Jesus is the only way for salvation. Only He can give u eternal life. He is the only truth.
Religion is man made. I have no faith in it, but Jesus. Make relationship with Jesus, you get saved.
i do agree with you but like i say religious family not realigious me.
i believ in god but in a different way to you,
i do not fear god i do not fear man, but we do have to respect other peoples religions and what they bilive in(do you recall the storry of doubting thomas? he did not bilive until he saw. that is unfortionatly how most people think. and we just have to understand alot of things are hard to bilive and the only people that can answer them are all dead now.what reliion are you?
I got no religion but I am a serious follower of Christ. I do not want to end up in Hell. You can not respect other religions because they are man made and the driving force behind is Satan. I pray to Jesus and talk to Him everyday. He solves my problems and He put me in a position which I do not deserve. That is the power of Jesus. Those who do not know Jesus in person, are the ones making noice against God. Poor people!!! I feel sorry for them. I can see their end.
You have to take the decision. When you are hungry, you have to eat,not me. When you take a decision to make built body, you go to gim to build your body.Like that you take a dicision to go to Heaven and work it out. Try to see Pentacostal pastor in your area. They can help you more.
When we born, we are destine to HELL, because of our sins+ ancisteral sin. But Jesus made it easy for us to divert to Heaven. Why not; take the advantage. Make a U turn and escape out of it.
i have no riligion either i just belive as you do but i dont have as strong of a connection.
i cant have because i fight for a hobbie (thai boxing and cage fighting) also i am going through my royal marine application prsess so immagin asking for forgivness every second of the day
i have chosen my path and will now have to accept heven or hell as i make it
Doesn't matter what you do for living, if Jesus can forgive me, He can forgive you too. There is NO BIG SIN which Jesus can not forgive. He came to earth to tell us that He has given the ransom to free you from the slavery of our sins. Curse starts from sin and because of the curse, what ever we do can not get fruitful. Life ends up in depression. Some people end their life, because they do not see meaning for life. A believer has Jesus to talk to and He saves us from our problems.
The thing is, on youtube comments, you either see extremists trying to convert everyone else, or atheists trying to convince everyone that there is no God. Why these people can't just leave well enough alone is beyond me.
UcanbeGOD, I have been to a place in India where nuns take care of severely crippled and disfigured children who were abandoned at birth and people who are in very bad states, for a lifetime. When they were asked about how do they get the strength and patience for this, they told about the rosary and communion. Now, would you tell them to use logic and reasoning?
It's cause these people don't get listened to or taken seriously in life in general, so a funny cartoon of a youtube video is all they have to work with. You will see it all the time.
Not really, ikefrequent. The discussion went to a different topic, not anything specific to the video itself. Maybe we should've taken it to our profile pages.
For those of you watching and reading, I wish to clarify something.
Jesus (who we know was a real, living man, whether or not the 'son of God') WAS NOT WHITE.
As a former Catholic, I've seen my share of white Jesuses and I'd like to say....enough. He was Middle Eastern. Hope that doesn't fuck with your spiritual beliefs. Because then you would be a bigot.
no proof. If his story were true and god actually shot giz or whatever inside mary he wouldve been purple for all we know. Afterall its Gods genes if he has any (i doubt he would)and maries genes. So who knows mayb god wanted him white for reasons we may never know. I actually dont believe any of this but thougt it might be a decent point to make.
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Wonderful video: Please check out a new 2010 animation - A BABY BORN - original music and the animation by BAFTA nominated director. My username takes you to it!
ABabyBorn 1 year ago
Must have been agony squeezing out that halo hahahahahahahahaha
Aggi93 1 year ago
Babies were always pot ugly in those bloody pious, dreary paintings.
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
Heh heh... "So... Ow!" LMAO!
ravneetj 1 year ago 2
Good points. As you say, the chronology of events for this unorthodox birth would have been hard (pardon the pun) for Mary to endure; Mary never having had to tackle a penis before.
m1trekker 1 year ago
VAGINAL DILATION.
WhiteDragon103 2 years ago
you do know that Jesus was actually born in April, Christmas is actually a pagan festival to celebrate the winter solstice and so is Easter in fact. Also I heard recently that there were books discovered that recorded Jesus being the exact opposite of the massiha (you know like raping, murder etc)
sdcftr 2 years ago
oh god get a life
devalt1 1 year ago
@sdcftr
07 January
blk38 1 year ago
@sdcftr Nah, I think it was September, same time as Jewish New Year.
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
OMFG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I had to post this on my blog over at Multiply - hilarious!!!
siouszeeQ 2 years ago
LOL what I like about him is that he's always in shock XD and he shows you how stupid people are but in an indirect way
altair3feb 2 years ago 18
u should have so many more subscribers :)
tally24th 2 years ago 23
soooooo ow lol
jnw85 2 years ago
lol) thanks for making the cartoon, prolonges my non-eternal life on earth by making me laugh a lot ))))
rinaweb 2 years ago 3
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largegargoyle15 2 years ago
"so...ow!"
fucking rofl. no im serious, i did roll on the floor, laughing my ass off.
ok FINE, i only CSWPNTBISTBDMWRTWFF
currydood 2 years ago 5
''Must have been an aggony squeezing out that halo'' haha, oh my god, i litterally laughed my ass off xD
xXgrimreaper204Xx 2 years ago 6
Oh Jesus...
ElCillian 2 years ago
200 of the comments posted so far are the reasons why people disable commenting on vids.
Kiruklee 2 years ago 2
the song, lol
thecoolmex 2 years ago
Hello, You'r pregnant now!
sk958 2 years ago 2
Now how do you know joseph wasnt banging away saying well hon you are already knocked up no harm no foul. Mary was a virgin when she got pregnant no one said anything about after.
punkslilncs 2 years ago
That accessory on the head looks really cool. XD
Milla12344 2 years ago
jesus was not born in a stable, in the bible it does not say thet he was born in a stable all it say is that he was sleaping in the stable so .... you are wrong
jakers181008 2 years ago
Ouch.
Hacks98 2 years ago
Love it! Very funny video with a fair point about vaginal dilation, and he tops it all off with a "Merry Christmas".
You sir, are a cornish pasty.
JonoWeekes 2 years ago
Wow, this is a comedic video and people can't shut up about religion. I'm a christian, but there's a time and a place, folks. You're not gonna get anywhere arguing here.
reeseticles 2 years ago 6
Amen. Just enjoy it for what it is. I'm Christian and find this quite hilarious.
sevinup07 2 years ago 2
trying to understand the existence of god is like trying to find out if the fridge light is still on when you close the door.
People will tell you it is, but you don't see it for yourself, and can't really be convinced, though it seems to make some sense.
clabonkid 2 years ago
thats easy lol you take all the shelfs out th fridge, sit inside and get your mate to shut the door
the light goes off (i tried haha)
MuayThaiCageFighter 2 years ago
god is the world's favourite imaginary friend
blackstonewielder19 3 years ago 4
not to mention king of all time FASHIONABLY late entrances "THE LORD IS COMING" blah blah
well if I had a friend who was 2000+ years late to a fancy charity gig, I'd tell him to fuck off!
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago
don't forget. jesus and god are the same. so he made mary pregnant and then she gave birth to him.
It's a neat trick but I'd need to see it to believe it. :D
onesong2001 3 years ago
Is his head supposed to be shaped like a penis?
Seriously! Look at it!
crazyrockboy 3 years ago 2
Hello u are pregnant not said the angel
CLASSIC LOL
CPkids1998 3 years ago
If Jesus born in the begining with out mother; what is the problem for Him to take birth 2000 years ago with out human dad???????
Pjohneyp 3 years ago
most likely the fact that theres no such thing as jesus... that might be a contributing factor..
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago 3
Its easy to make dark by closing your eyes, when it is day time. Jesus is the only God . He blesses who ever worship Him and punishes who ever talk stupidity about Him.
Pjohneyp 3 years ago
That doesn't make sense. isn't your imaginary friend jesus the SON of god?
how can there be only one god if your entire religion is based on the fact that those 2 imaginary friends are supposed to be in existance.
further more , stick your imaginary gods up your ass and do some research before you look like the above mentioned ASS preaching shit that doesnt make sense lol
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago
If God is immaginery, why should I stand for Him?? I know God is real from my life experience. For you God may be immaginary, because you may be living on Vodka.
By the by try to use nice words.
Pjohneyp 3 years ago
you didnt answer my question, typical religious attitude, when you get challenged and can't back it up you digress towards different religious crap.
I dont drink. I dont need to, I enjoy life, and don't give me that rubbish about you KNOW god is real. its impossible. and you saying he is real is just you making up stories to make yourself feel better.
I don't buy it, when you realise what religion is really for, and why it was forced upon people, youd understand.
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago
I did answer your question but unfortunately you did not understand. Its not my problem.
you saying he is real is just you making up stories to make yourself feel better.
I make up stories and do what????
I tell you my dear friend; I saw Jesus; He talked to me; and He helped me when I was in trouble.
1 Corinthians 1:18
[ Christ the Wisdom and Power of God ] For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
Pjohneyp 3 years ago
"how can there be only one god if your entire religion is based on the fact that those 2 imaginary friends are supposed to be in existance."
that was my question. which you didn't answer.
And I find it hilarious you CLAIM to have seen something that simply does not exist. humour me. did you see "jesus" in a burnt piece of toast?
yatvoyvrag 3 years ago
Sorry; Some how I did not see this question. There is only one God but with 3 personalities. Nobody can see God; if you see, you die. During the 10 commandment time, God told Moses, Moses turn around, let me pass. But Since God loves us, He want to be with us. So He has to take a human personality and that is Jesus. For example 110KV line, if you touch, you going to die; but it comes to our home as 110volts with the help of step down transformes.
I know your comment; before I wrote my claim.
Pjohneyp 3 years ago
wow, must be a sale on crack pipes at the local church markets in your area!! LOL
"god" told "moses" nothing. because its all a FAIRYTALE - , A TOOL by the real men in power to induce fear into the weak (you) and exploit insecurities in people, to herd them all together into a collective way of thinking, and a complete lack of intelligent DISCECTION of current world events. to keep them under control, and not question why
wake the fuck up to yourselves, and the world around you. your all fools
yatvoyvrag 2 years ago 2
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An atheiest can not see anything more than his grave. A prophet forsees beyond the grave.The prophecies in the bible r happening today. OPEN UR EYES. I know; u believe that God is for controlling you. NO my dear friend. He loves u & He want to save u from the big disaster u r going to face pretty soon. Whats wrong in that?? Believe only in Jesus; when u sincerely pray to Him , ur problems in life vanish slowly. Give a try. If it works, accept Jesus as ur savior. I dont get commision for that.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
its not foresight, FAITH (blind submission to a chronically flawed and self contradictiong fairytale)
my eyes are open as far as they can get, when you realise what this bullshit "religion" is for (its a tool to control the moronic, for the benefit of the powerful) your eyes would be like fucking overcoat buttons.
I don't beleive in GOD FULL STOP - Don't fucking speak for me on that, ITS A LIE, ITS A SHAM, your a FOOL.
The only problem I have in life is stupid people, and I'm thirsty atm....
yatvoyvrag 2 years ago 5
In your view, yes I am a fool but not in the sight of God.1 chori.3:18Do not deceive yourselves. If any one of you thinks he is wise by the standards of this age, he should become a "fool" so that he may become wise. 19For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight. As it is written: "He catches the wise in their craftiness"[a]; 20and again, "The Lord knows that the thoughts of the wise are futile."[b] 21So then, no more boasting about men!
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yatvoyvrag 2 years ago
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One day , you may understand that you were a moron, but it will be too late, because you will be a devil by that time. If you die today, where will be your spirit spend the eternal life??
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
who knows, who cares, and I'll find out when I get there.
I'd rather enjoy life, do the most possible concious good to others and actually wake up to the world.
Run along and join the delusional flock mr sheep. BAAAAA
yatvoyvrag 2 years ago 4
choti.3:18-the excuse all retarded christian use to give credibility to their stupidity.
josesilva9910 2 years ago
We christians shown you the true way to escape from the lake of fire and it is up to you to call us stupid or whatever. We do not care, because we know that we are absolutely right about the subject.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Is your comment supposed to be satirical?
illuzion30 2 years ago
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We christians are acting like a billboard which shows the right direction. It is up to you to take the right direction. Many people took wrong directions and end up in disasters.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Seriously, are you senile or just mentally disturbed?
illuzion30 2 years ago 4
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This is not funny!!! When the day of the Lord comes, you will understand that who is mentally disturbed, and His day is not very far.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
If you're not joking, I suggest you seek psychiatric help.
illuzion30 2 years ago 3
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The Lord will show you that who needs psychiatric help, pretty soon.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
What sort of timeframe do you consider pretty soon? 5 years? 10 years?
illuzion30 2 years ago
I think 3 million, 6 hundred thousand and 13...
rammstein433 2 years ago 2
no he wont because the bible was only written about 1500 years ago and the 'shitty day ' or whatever its called wasnt in the original bible anyway
eatbabyfat 2 years ago
Your knowledge about bible shows who you are. Bible is not a book, it is a collection of books. The first book of bible was written during the Moses' time. It is not 1500 years ago. Before comment about bible, please read it . That way we know that you are not talking nonsense. The "shitty day" you discribed is in Mathew:24 and in Revelation book which is the last book in the bible. It discribes even the fall of America in chapter 18.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
yeah but the waste ur life prayng to a man that will never do anything for us ever or go to hell coises are a bit stupid
eatbabyfat 2 years ago
Bible explains the way we have to walk. If you don't walk that way, and you end up in disasters, It is not God's fault. He also clearly explins in the bible, what to do to be blessed. People walk like a sons of devil and at the same time expects blessings from God, is like expecting a gold rain from the sky. No way brother, No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
well u better get better with your directing hadnt you cuz so far your telling people to worship a man that never has , and never will prove himself to us
eatbabyfat 2 years ago
First of all the man you talking about is God Himself came as a man to save you and me from the horrible eternal life by purchasing you and me by His holy blood from the father of sin; devil. That process is free for any one asks for it. He no need to prove to you because you are nobody to Him. We are nothing but a bag of dust. Still He loves us and He purchased us by died on the cross. I tell you again; It is free. And if you do not want it, too bad!!!!
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Is this sarcasm or something? "you are nobody to Him", followed by "Still He loves us and PURCHASED us" By the way, awesome English skills. Your opinions on God look like you just emptied your bowels on the page and some words fell out.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
It is not a sarcastic remark. You should follow our conversation then comment. By the by your skill in English do not take you to heaven but your skill in prayer would.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
I don't really need to follow the entire converstaion. I can see by your one comment that you a rather bizarre view of the world and your religion.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
I don't really need to follow the entire converstaion. Then you looks like a clown in a circus. No idea what you are doing!!! I can only have a view about my religion not about your religion. Who invited you to comment about our conversation???
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Oh dear. Okay, fine, I just read the conversation. And the fact that there is an open debate on youtube means I can comment on your conversation all I damn please, I agree with the other person. Karl Marx once said "Religion is the opiate of the masses." and although I don't completely disbelieve that some higher power COULD exist I think this benevolent, omniscient, omnipotent Christian God is a load of crap.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
Its an open debate, but try not to play like a clown. Since Karl Marx said some crap and you believed it. How silly you are. Karl Marx's marxism is a failure in today's world. Do you know that? Look at cuba. Then you know ;how good is communism and Marxism. Jesus never made any religion; man made it. Right there Marx is wrong. But Marxism is man made. Marxism is used only to kill intelectuals in china, Russia, etc. and it produced dictators. No one can save your soul other than Jesus Christ.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Further, I would never follow an organised religion because I can form my own beliefs, I don't need to follow a book of fiction that has been written by HUMAN BEINGS. It's your own life, you can believe in whatever hallucination you created and carry on studying words that man wrote and longing for a brilliant after life but I'd rather concentrate on the life I have, that I KNOW exists rather than dwelling on something that could or could not exist.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
An Atheiest is a human who can not see more than his grave. To me, U r no different. Today I am a christian, not because of any fiction book or a preacher, but just because of a close encounter with Jesus, Just because of numerous life experiences with Jesus, I experienced a lots of miracles in my life. You only can see a fiction book. You did not see anything further than that. So u came to a conclusion that beyond this fiction book, there is nothing. Same way at the end,U will be perished.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
No, an atheist doesn't believe in any God. I'm an agnostic because I can recognise that there could be a higher being, but I think it'd be beyond human comprehension and wouldn't crave our worship. Also, you say you've had religious experiences but lets say, that Jesus exists and you really DID experience miracles.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
Your previous conversation you were praising Karl Marx's blunder and you called bible as a fiction book. Now you says that you are Agnostic. Are you normal??? you teased other's skill in english and showed disrespect to others.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
His blunder? I think that his quote was a very wise one, people got scared of dying with no after life and so religion was created to ease people's worry. Yes I still think that the bible is pure fiction, will you listen, I have to repeat myself now. I'm agnostic in the sense that I recognise that there could be A GOD-LIKE BEING BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION. I DON'T believe in the Christian/ Catholic classic theistic God that is all good etc. and needs our worship. I'm more normal than you, clearly.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
A GOD-LIKE BEING BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION. I DON'T believe in the Christian/ Catholic classic theistic God that is all good etc. and needs our worship. If you tell a blind man about the beauty of pink, yellow, red, etc. he does not understand a thing. To you , it is real. The same way, when you are spritualy blind, you understand nothing about God and the spiritual stuffs. When a man die, his body becomes dust of the earth but his soul never dies. Death is the door to the spiritual world.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
So I am not afraid of death, because I know that when I die I will end up in heaven according to the promise of Jesus . Life is short, but eternal life is infinite. So, I better enjoy my eternal life by obeying God & His words which r written in that fiction book, BIBLE - ( Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth ). How can U call it as a fiction book?Over 2000 profecies of that book had been came to pass. Don't U see all those stuffs? At least for fun, try to read it, may be God talk to U.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
Well that's pretty unfair then because if one person saw Jesus, and then had utter faith because of it, and another didn't see jesus, and so didn't have the proof the other person had, then that faith isn't the same because the person had PROOF. The idea of faith is that you believe unconditionally in Him without needing proof so if your faith is because of close encounters with Jesus, then you don't have true faith. Why should I 'perish' because Jesus didn't show himself to me?
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago 2
And by the way, you quoted the bible, so clearly you follow it.
LeanneSaysHey 2 years ago
I'm afraid it wasn't... and it's the scariest thing about all this. ;)
Milla12344 2 years ago
hell isnt a lake ...
eatbabyfat 2 years ago
SO?????????????????????
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
and doesn't exist
callumAS 2 years ago
It ain't a sham.
Y2JROCKFAN 2 years ago
im not religious but i got a religious family...
god does not punish people as he forgives all sins
we do however punish ourselves as not one single human on this earth could ever understand the exact meaning of religion or life on earth
but i take your side of the argument
MuayThaiCageFighter 2 years ago
Forgiveness of God is avilable 2 anyone who asks for it. Jesus died for each & every 1. But when some 1 says that God is an immaginary frnd, God laughs @ him. Because Jesus knew the pain on the cross when those iron nails were pierced his palms & legs. His pain was not immaginary!! He suffered for us. Jesus is the only way for salvation. Only He can give u eternal life. He is the only truth.
Religion is man made. I have no faith in it, but Jesus. Make relationship with Jesus, you get saved.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
i do agree with you but like i say religious family not realigious me.
i believ in god but in a different way to you,
i do not fear god i do not fear man, but we do have to respect other peoples religions and what they bilive in(do you recall the storry of doubting thomas? he did not bilive until he saw. that is unfortionatly how most people think. and we just have to understand alot of things are hard to bilive and the only people that can answer them are all dead now.what reliion are you?
MuayThaiCageFighter 2 years ago
I got no religion but I am a serious follower of Christ. I do not want to end up in Hell. You can not respect other religions because they are man made and the driving force behind is Satan. I pray to Jesus and talk to Him everyday. He solves my problems and He put me in a position which I do not deserve. That is the power of Jesus. Those who do not know Jesus in person, are the ones making noice against God. Poor people!!! I feel sorry for them. I can see their end.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago 2
ok cool
i will gladly go to heven or hell it is not my desistion to make.
if i said sorry for every time i done wrong i would be in church for life haha
we are chosen to go to heven or hell from the moment we are born we can only make either one as comfitible as possible in the time we have on earth
MuayThaiCageFighter 2 years ago
You have to take the decision. When you are hungry, you have to eat,not me. When you take a decision to make built body, you go to gim to build your body.Like that you take a dicision to go to Heaven and work it out. Try to see Pentacostal pastor in your area. They can help you more.
When we born, we are destine to HELL, because of our sins+ ancisteral sin. But Jesus made it easy for us to divert to Heaven. Why not; take the advantage. Make a U turn and escape out of it.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
i have no riligion either i just belive as you do but i dont have as strong of a connection.
i cant have because i fight for a hobbie (thai boxing and cage fighting) also i am going through my royal marine application prsess so immagin asking for forgivness every second of the day
i have chosen my path and will now have to accept heven or hell as i make it
MuayThaiCageFighter 2 years ago
Doesn't matter what you do for living, if Jesus can forgive me, He can forgive you too. There is NO BIG SIN which Jesus can not forgive. He came to earth to tell us that He has given the ransom to free you from the slavery of our sins. Curse starts from sin and because of the curse, what ever we do can not get fruitful. Life ends up in depression. Some people end their life, because they do not see meaning for life. A believer has Jesus to talk to and He saves us from our problems.
Pjohneyp 2 years ago
so what do you get a txt msg on your Godberry phone or something? "hey, dont steal shit today, jeeeeesuz loves you! *fonze wink "
yatvoyvrag 2 years ago
i never thought of that. merry Christmas to u to. keep making these vids there jokes
krishaharan 3 years ago 5
hm.
TheChristianDefender 3 years ago
I NEVER thought of it like that.
Fuck, OW!
heeey06 3 years ago 3
"So...ow"
Keep up this shit man. You rock.
allheretruth 3 years ago 3
He sounds autistic...
georgepowell 3 years ago
must've been agony squeezing out that halo mary had no experience of vaginal dialation until the moment of birth so.. ouwh ..
merry xmas ...
lol xD
deexcorex 3 years ago 4
i actually agree with you..i never thought of how it would feel to give birth and never even had sex before..jesus... o.o
DobbyTheSeaTurtle 3 years ago
So...ow! Merry Christmas lawl
Isaac095 3 years ago 2
So...ow!
markstrange 3 years ago
So....Ow lmao.
panamenaporvida 3 years ago
"must've been agony squeezing out that halo"
frederickos1 3 years ago 5
"So...Ouch" LOl i fell off my chair!
mustkillsomeone 3 years ago
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woot im playing rs right now
Ischnitzelyou 3 years ago
God damnet.
Tenkopal 3 years ago
I LOVE EM ALL LOL ITS ADDICTING
niecie42 3 years ago 2
that merry chistmas was the funniest thing ever.
thesonyhandycamman 3 years ago
nice p hat, that must have cost like 100m.
k0j03 3 years ago
yellows are 185m.
Sivadomagyar 3 years ago
I thought it was gold...?
assassin3004 3 years ago
nope, red, blue, yellow, purple, green and white.
Sivadomagyar 3 years ago
Never seen a white one...
assassin3004 3 years ago
So were all on the same page that were talking about runescape correct...cause thats what i was talking about. =P
k0j03 3 years ago
whats runescape?
assassin3004 3 years ago 2
a massivly multiplayer online game (MMO)
k0j03 3 years ago
Oh right, I'll check it out
assassin3004 3 years ago
Rs used to be good...
mustkillsomeone 3 years ago
You're probably going to be disappointed. EXTREME lack of quality people for players, I'd have steered clear if I were you. ^ ^
Tenkopal 3 years ago
The thing is, on youtube comments, you either see extremists trying to convert everyone else, or atheists trying to convince everyone that there is no God. Why these people can't just leave well enough alone is beyond me.
Xanza781 3 years ago 3
I know.
Basically everyone should know that
"I don't mind what you think,
but please don't try and enforce it on me if we don't have the same exact ideas.
We are all meant to be individual anyway".
Anyway very good comment.
God bless you lol.
lukeginferno 3 years ago
"Mary had no experience of vaginal dilation until birth so... Ow."
whatamunter 3 years ago 3
hahaha
+1 subscription
LoriQuaid 3 years ago
lol! same here
Stopmotion 3 years ago
UcanbeGOD, I have been to a place in India where nuns take care of severely crippled and disfigured children who were abandoned at birth and people who are in very bad states, for a lifetime. When they were asked about how do they get the strength and patience for this, they told about the rosary and communion. Now, would you tell them to use logic and reasoning?
tasmaniandeviler 4 years ago
it must of been agony squeezing out that halo!!!!
funny!
em.....kind of dont really get why the people below me are getting all worked up about....its a cartoon on some guys view!
sarahlouholmes2000 4 years ago 2
It's cause these people don't get listened to or taken seriously in life in general, so a funny cartoon of a youtube video is all they have to work with. You will see it all the time.
ikefrequent 3 years ago
This was regarding sarahlouholmes2000 comment.
ikefrequent 3 years ago
That's why they get worked up.
ikefrequent 3 years ago
Not really, ikefrequent. The discussion went to a different topic, not anything specific to the video itself. Maybe we should've taken it to our profile pages.
tasmaniandeviler 3 years ago
i never saw it that way...but that is "true"
bluenosedive 4 years ago
So ... ow.
Damn you are funny.
4lafs 4 years ago 4
the point is that virginal, unassisted birth, real or not, must have sucked.
myteetharebleeding 4 years ago
god raped the virgin marry, thats were jesus came from
91RB 4 years ago
For those of you watching and reading, I wish to clarify something.
Jesus (who we know was a real, living man, whether or not the 'son of God') WAS NOT WHITE.
As a former Catholic, I've seen my share of white Jesuses and I'd like to say....enough. He was Middle Eastern. Hope that doesn't fuck with your spiritual beliefs. Because then you would be a bigot.
lookmira 4 years ago
who cares thats totally beside the point
ryanroehl 4 years ago
Actually, there are no first hand accounts of Jesus so there is no proof that he was real man.
Dylanshreds1 4 years ago 4
no proof. If his story were true and god actually shot giz or whatever inside mary he wouldve been purple for all we know. Afterall its Gods genes if he has any (i doubt he would)and maries genes. So who knows mayb god wanted him white for reasons we may never know. I actually dont believe any of this but thougt it might be a decent point to make.
UcanbeGOD 4 years ago
rofl one of the best for sure!!
springbokk4life 4 years ago
hahaha! best yet!
ArthBHx 4 years ago
nighty night, somegreybloke. I will hit the hay now and you sleep tight too. kisses on your big nose and see you tomorrow :*
NanaMchedlidze 4 years ago
that WAS a gud piano background for a 55 second peice. same humour, different day :)
must've been a pain removin that halo LOL
shamoni8 4 years ago
haha i was just thinking "ouch" right before he said it lol
z0mFgWTFbbqZ 4 years ago
ratings do not work. I rate, it thanks me and then I check and my vote is not added. on the newest video ratings work.
NanaMchedlidze 4 years ago
brilliant.
DaveRFuller 4 years ago
LMFAO!! "Must've been agony squeezing out that halo."
That's a really good point actually!
ReggaeMetalFox 4 years ago 6
"That's a really good point actually!"
I count about 20 really good points actually!
teesee03 4 years ago 3
"must of been agony squeezing out that halo" hahaha your a legend
orionemprex 4 years ago 3
hahaha, man! that was the best line.
englishtamil 4 years ago
lmao
I love your videos
~Godless
Godless2007 4 years ago
what was the piano piece called I'd like to look it up
CatLover113405 4 years ago
Away in the manager, its a chrsitmas carol :)
MeerkatMinion 4 years ago
Man, I love the deadpan silence at the end of your vids.
JediKnight789 4 years ago
LOL.. very true =D and i also love how he stares into space :> ace vids (Y)
BlueCyaonz 4 years ago
great piano playing from your friend !
alovelyfeeling 4 years ago
"sooo... ow..." lol i love his blank stares
Heinousness 4 years ago
hahahaha:D
DescendedakaMe 4 years ago
HAHA that is the most unconventional christmas greeting i've ever heard. i love it.
lotsapnkpenguins 4 years ago 2
Hello. You are now Pregnant.
TsarObezyanka 4 years ago