Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf

[ButterflyGirl2]

Milton:If you don't stop I'll make the usher throw you out!

Waldorf: He can't, he is to busy.

Milton:Doing what?

Waldorf:Keeping people IN

lol

[MrThumbsup]

Statler and Waldorf are my idols. They are an idol to snarkers everywhere, and we thank them.

[fresca9990211]

Infinity Ward: I would like to see you come down here and make a good game

S&W: You first

[VActorDreamer]

Ironically they're great singers lol

[2cflowers1]

I haven't seen this show in probably 25 years. I remember it vaguely, but i am laughing so hard i have tears running down my face. No comedy has ever made me laugh like The Muppets . Sure do miss it. :-(

[Zaku186]

epic

[TheUnbreakableOtaku]

"Gregory Peck wasn't a comedian."

"Well..."

[tora0neko]

Statler and waldorf; the first trolls

[CantStayAway]

Nobody's a match for Statler and Waldorf...:)

[cesarjimenezanimator]

@CantStayAway Unless we're up for a challenge.

[RandomRobloxian]

SUCCESSFUL TROLLS ARE SUCCESSFUL.

[TheMercyfulEmperor]

OMG HE LOOKS LKE PRINCE CHARLES!

[fatman2124]

Statler & Waldorf - O.T= original trolls

This video is classic

[784Final]

Trolling at it's finest ^_^

[8naruuchiha]

muppets win

[officialkow626]

my 2 favorite muppets. hilarious!

[aquagrl63]

That's what happens when you feed the trolls.

[reincarnatedwolfgod]

i had a hell of a laugh

i had to watch it two times

[hsiunghsd36bcca]

Statler: Looks like 57 people didn't like the video!

Waldorf: Looks like 5,911 people have no taste!

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[meccariello]

hilarious!!!



[corycorycory15]

I watch this every day.

[sn00per8]

funny as hell!!!

[wiithepeople2]

Waldorf: I'd say this was a handicap match Statler: Why's that? Waldorf: Because he has a mental condition Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!!

[MrStonecold69]

56 dislikes are jealous puppets

[raspberrymuffin]

Professional trolling at its finest.

[knottsknocks]

Waldorf: My wife died of cancer.

Statler: That's horrible!

Waldorf: Yeah, but it was way more entertaining than this show!

Statler and Waldorf: DO HO HO HO HO!

[hallnoat]

The original trolls

[bohemianrhpsdy8]

Statler and Waldorf need to be on the next Comedy Central Roast

[DarthMex1991]

@bohemianrhpsdy8 well they would definantly be funnier than any comedian who has ever said a joke on there!

[dubemp2]

@bohemianrhpsdy8 that would be unbelievable

[JoshShaps]

The original trolls.

[Deathknight400]

@JoshShaps Long before the internet.

[therandomdot]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.. God I miss those two

[SonofMrPeanut]

Don't feed the trolls, Uncle Milty. Don't feed the trolls.

[dadslittlehunter]

ya gotta car?

[Lelouch911]

Haters

[Shiek2002]

These are two of the best characters to ever find their way on television.

[Mad4cheese4ever]

This video's a keeper!

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[SkywalkerAni]

I guess the moral is, you need to be prepared if you want to engage in a battle of wits with Statler and Waldorf.

[Vandalia1998]

i should watch these old tapes

[LeonBradleyAUS]

..at least he had a good pleasure trip! HaHaHa!

[vikramsana]

gonzo at the end says: Can I help you out? Berle says, Please!

Gonzo replies: Which way did you come in?!!!

LOL!!!!

[aikiliam]

I don't know how Berle kept a straight face, if i was in his position i would be wetting myself through pure laughter. Waldorf and Statler are legends. And so is Berle.

[giberish9]

I can't help thinking of jack benny @ 2:20

[uproar84]

Gold

[sterline80]

how could anybody "dislike" this?

[brainstorm623]

@sterline80 Statler & Waldorf: "How can anybody like it!" (*Laughs*)

[sterline80]

@brainstorm623 touche

[horsewhisperlad]

this good!!!

[kwyjibo55]

ah, the good ol' days, when bullying was acceptable and funny

[brainstorm623]

@kwyjibo55 Yeah. Now it's painful and funny! XD!

[7MukuroRealm]

Statler and Waldorf: The original trolls.

[painokitos]

Statler: there are 50 people who dislike

Waldorf: Sound like my kinda people

Both: DO HO HO HO

[aseriousman91]

They don't care for most things.

[wiiS360]

Best. Trollers. EVER!!!

[oubasy]

Was this staged? 

[Geosgaeno]

@oubasy Obviously.

[CONKER17]

I laughed soooo hard i cried and now my eyes hurt XD

[tquine9]

We're Marley and Marley, Whoooooo

[Thimbles2]

The original trolls...

[tokeabow]

i heard milton berle had a 11 inch penis

[MrGojira95]

@tokeabow Statler and Waldorf: is it long enough to keep us entertained? XD

[sharperguy]

Can I get a waldorf salad?

[Aztecius]

@sharperguy ermmm, Im afraid we're fresh out of waldorf...

[DrunkGuitarist]

there be trollin

[Splodgo]

Sounds like Berle wrote the skit.

[bertmustin]

@Splodgo

It's an old vaudeville routine so it's probable he had a hand in putting the skit together.

[BlackMoonLilith]

@Splodgo Especially since some of the gags are from the Sidney Spritzer heckler routine on The Milton Berle Show, like "I'm going to call the police!" "You need all the protection you can get!" seen here watch?v=cBbtaiKpbOQ

[BlackMoonLilith]

@BlackMoonLilith And "I came here to be entertained, and I'm not" and "You first" as well. It's definitely adapted from Berle's old material, not that it makes it any less funny done with Statler and Waldorf.

[ChristopherJacques]

@BlackMoonLilith Just look at shows like Big Bang Theory, half of the jokes are lifted from the past 100 years' worth of comedians.

"Do you think we can outrun him?"

"I just need to out run YOU"

[PSNPete1991]

this video should be 100% disliked in honour of Statler and Waldorf

[Mspendragon72]

@PSNPete1991 ..very good!!

[OliverKrystal]

@PSNPete1991 should the same be said of your comment? :D

[PSNPete1991]

@OliverKrystal The same should be said all things on this planet involving statler & waldorf

[DaBaltimoron]

Milton, only pull out enough to win!

[fudgebucket55]

DAE lol when he said 'You are the ninth child of a family of eight'.

[pretzelzetzel]

@fudgebucket55 IAE a redditard?

[xuimod]

Milton handled that like a champ.

[Ryogu]

Hey, hey Berle...

What?

shut up DOHHOHOOH

[dubbys]

You Gotta car?

[joeyzilkie]

he almst fucked up his lines twice



[ExhumedWolf]

Hilarious.

[SkilesASMB]

Heckling a comedian is never a good idea.

Unless you're Statler and Waldorf.

[Rawmeat005]

@NextPlzzzz shut the fuck up. you don't gain anything from this.

[41intelectual]

@Rawmeat005 @ExtraSate don't feed trolls...

[ExtraSate]

@NextPlzzzz

why must u do this?

[NextPlzzzz]

@ExtraSate what? I am on reddit all the times, i just wanna let people know reddit posted it. reddits awesome!! REDDIT SENT ME :P

[dave4lou]

@NextPlzzzz ssssshhh

[NextPlzzzz]

@dave4lou i dont get why some people are like be equiet about reddit, its an awesome site, we should share it with people we know.

[altshiftM]

@NextPlzzzz because it makes you look like an idiot. If your'e going to share it with people you know then share it with your friends outside of random comments on youtube.

[NextPlzzzz]

@altshiftM how? everyone should know how awesome reddit is.....

[Brutalizur]

@NextPlzzzz It makes you look like an idiot because saying "OMFGLOLBBQ REEEDDDEET IS TEH KEWLEST WINZ! HI RADDET FRANDS :D" on a website that generally despises Reddit because of their sometimes interesting topics that don't involve a dancing cat or an adorable singing teenager is an idiotic thing to do. If you're going to make comments like that make them about YouTube, on YouTube. It's where the troglodytes congregate.

I came here from Reddit also, did you see the Scumbag Penguin video? LAWLZ

[NextPlzzzz]

@Brutalizur no it doesnt, reddits awesome, everyone shud go on reddit

[DeinonychusTheRaptor]

Pwned.

[commentM0NSTER]

awkwaaaaaaaaaard

[prototypeZz1]

berle was too easy in this xD

[TheStoneaxe]

damn the be trollin

[SpecterAddict]

Super humor, waldorf and statler humor rules

[Nitecrawler24]

mr berl, please don't feed the trolls...

[rollercoasterdude96]

I love trolls like these.

[NATHANCURRY1989]

classic. what a great sport!

[BumbleSS1]

Happy 75th Birthday, Jim Henson!

[TheMetalMask36]

you gotta car?

These guys are the best

[ion010101]

That creepy 50s mobster wing of the entertainment industry.

[matoatlantis]

just perfect comedy :)

[hopewec]

milton berle 2, old men 12, gonzo for the kill. 'which way did you come in'

[mikawhofan]

Berle: I should have the ushers throw you out

Statler: Can't they're too busy

Berle: Doing what?

Waldorf: Keeping ppl in

[freshPrincess626]

my response to everything Statler and Waldorf said: OUCH!

[Hermy1138]

The original trolls!!!!!!!!!!!

[Permannen]

Did you come here to be entertaimed or not?

Yes.

What?

We came here to be entertained and wher'e not.

XD

[DroverChicago]

Statler and Waldorf make me look forward to being a grumpy old man.

[ThirdOfJune4444]

I have an old argument with my best friend about this scene. I own this episode on DVD, and we watch it every time she visits. She claims this was written by Milton Berle, and I say different. I believe this was written by the show's writers. What do you folks think?

[DoujinGetter]

@ThirdOfJune4444 This is actually a sketch that has gone further back then Milton Berle. It's changed through time, but Milton Berle perfected it, and this show has exemplified it.

[KillaHaakon]

@ThirdOfJune4444

Collaboration, most likely.

[TheShredworthy]

@ThirdOfJune4444 I think it was co-written by both of them

[19lionkingfan]

@ThirdOfJune4444 hehe so your both right :) collaboration. thats what everyone else said

[RLKDragon]

Milton Berle corpsing? Send for the man!!

[Fralinur123]

14 insults between 0:30 and 3:30; that means 1 offense every 13 seconds for 3 minutes :D

[Kurenai89Nor]

@Fralinur123.

Waldorf: Sometimes math can be fun.

Statler: Well, was this one of them?

Waldorf: No.

Both: DO HOHOHOHOHOHOH!

[Graverobber94]

Hahaha, Jim Henson is a genius xD

[CosmicGrounds]

Damn, Milton Berle was getting owned left and right by two puppets! I love those two.

[Tmodel101]

Statler & Waldorf...yeah I'd vote for them to run the oval office in a heartbeat!

[CosmicGrounds]

@Tmodel101 Same.

[Furyan117]

These guys were the climax of trolling XD

[CosmicGrounds]

@Furyan117 Indeed they are. 

[Malferter]

I wish these two were still on. There is literally nothing funny on at all anymore. This is the type of comedy we need back.

[inside98]

Trolling at it's best!

[PrivatePikachu1]

Statler: Look at all the people disliking this video!

Waldorf: I know im one of them

Both: DOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH!!!!1

[Haumar181]

Statler & Waldorf the original trolls.

[johorian89]

this is too much laughter XDDDDDD omg they're so funny!

[Krantos]

"You got a car?"

Best line ever. 

[res1233]

youtube's random bandwidth is driving me crazy.

[gottkt87]

ha ha ha i love this

[Anglomachian]

Waldorf: Good grief, that was absolutely terrible

Statler: Oh I don't know, there were one or two parts I liked?

Waldorf: Like what?

Statler: Like when it ended

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

[MegaPower999]

Have you guys seen the one where they fight against Bruce Forsyth AND Fozzy? They lose. Badly.

[bulletproof750]

r u a boy

[nickireda]

are you a boy or girl?

[bulletproof750]

what do you mean you love me too and if you and me are to be together please respond to this :-)

[nerovampyro]

Statler: 22 people don't have any humor

Waldorf: No...3610 people don't have any taste

Both: DO HO HO HO HO

[Goatmon]

@nerovampyro That;'s fantastic.  That needs to be the top comment. EVERYONE UPVOTE THAT COMMENT.

[Chilton1987]

@nerovampyro LOL That's good!!!

[bianine315]

Your teeth are terrible dude... GO STATLER AND WALDORF!

[Badhabitsjay]

@bianine315 I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit what you think of his teeth.

[srkicacak]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnnnn

[bulletproof750]

sorry thats my friend who also runs my channel and hes really sorry and i really like your video good job keep up the good work im going to thumbs up you :-)

[bulletproof750]

gay

[nerovampyro]

@bulletproof750

indeed you are

[bulletproof750]

@nerovampyro u r shithead

[nerovampyro]

@bulletproof750

aww and i love you too, ^_^ now remember if you and me are to be together, you need to spell correct instead of "tlkin lyk dis"

[GabbyGebbie]

"How's it going Mr berle?"

"It's going terrible, these to have been picking on me every since I started"

"Well, can I help you out?"

"Please"

"Which way did you come in?" LOL love that bit hehe XD

[wmchellis]

Someone asked what year this was from...,

Online, I found 1977.

[Tmodel101]

@Kev95682 This joke is way overdone...we GET. IT. Statler and Waldorf would dislike the video for the sake of claiming they disliked it. Or ANYthing for that matter.

[WhovianChick]

Great clip. :) Love Uncle Milton

[hrspwradctn]

anyone know what year this was from?

[pleage]

You just don't get comedy like this anymore. Modern stand-ups WISH they had timing and writing this solid.

[Cap285]

Statler & Waldorf just kicked Uncle Miltie's ass.

[djbungeede]

rofl

[gasb911]

we need Statler & Waldorf to judge American idol /got Talent programs!!!!

[redakdal]

@gasb911 lol it say the trouble everyone the trouble of doing a american idol in the first first!!

[Pikman112]

Their right...

Milton does need all the protection he can get

[fgrules777]

@Pikman112 is that a penis joke

[Pikman112]

@fgrules777 if he cocks his gun... you'll know

[WhovianChick]

@fgrules777 No he's saying Milton will need protection from the angry audience because his performance on the show is so bad.

[qzx0at]

xD