I remember that special promotion..the first and last time I'd ever try a Kids Cuisine. I bet aging it all those years wouldn't have made a difference in taste. YUK.. "He was a good man, Danny Phantom, but now he's gone." :( whhaaaaaaaaa
I miss the days when you actually ate stuff like Nads™, how can you tease us with such delicious looking several-years expired food products, and not go all the way with it? Surely Madd Matt could withstand whatever repercussions eating expired food would have on a mere mortal. However, despite your lack of desire to what is likely now a poisonous Kid Cuisine, I still found this video absolutely hilarious.
In these videos you act like you are drunk but are trying to act sober. Or you lost a bet and this is what you were made to do as punishment. I enjoy getting some face time though!! Your freezer is amazing my food gets freezer burnt so much I cannot eat the food in less then a year.
Wonderful! Also you said "SLIME!" again. That ghost interlude looks familiar, possibly a segment from that Halloween dvd your alter-ego purchased years ago? I also loved how you used the sfx from said interlude when showing the ghost nuggets.
Ghosts? Sure? Dog heads? Yep. Cloven demon feet? You betcha. Who knew manufactured ass could provide such a rich and fulfilling abstract art experience?
i'd kiss u.
SpazzerificBee 5 months ago
"He was a good man, Danny Phantom... but now he's gone."
If he was at least half ghost, how could he die?!
Kibonsensei 5 months ago
What is the music that starts playing at around 0:53?
PoefectTear 5 months ago
LOL. It sounds like you're delivering Danny Phantom's eulogy around 1:31.
MST3KITH 6 months ago
He covered VLADD:O
dannys1andonlyfan 6 months ago
I sill have the back to that
dannys1andonlyfan 6 months ago
im confused lol
kelzianna 6 months ago
I remember that special promotion..the first and last time I'd ever try a Kids Cuisine. I bet aging it all those years wouldn't have made a difference in taste. YUK.. "He was a good man, Danny Phantom, but now he's gone." :( whhaaaaaaaaa
dfenton15 6 months ago
I masturbate to this video.
JackleTheMantle 6 months ago 4
Dear God man! that's from 2007, what on fucking earth are you doing!??!??
AzureOctive 6 months ago
It's like A Ghoul from Fallout trying to teach me to use a Microwave.
feh2 6 months ago 6
I want to make sex at you but I am also a man so I don't know where to go from here
BaronVonGodzilla 6 months ago 4
I love hearing Matt's new York accent. "Powda".
AmatterofPat 6 months ago
I want that music all day long in my iPod.
Skeletoraids 6 months ago
hooray madd matt
diazveronicam 6 months ago
Madd Matt could totally get it.
JayZer0 6 months ago
I think you got some Cuisine on your fancy gloves.
CouncillorElert 6 months ago
Kid Cusine on facebook has spread your love
louietube 6 months ago
i...fuck
ing love this video series.
alicecooper91 6 months ago 2
You sound like a chain-smoking grandmother.
But dammit if I didn't enjoy this.
alecm9311 6 months ago
And this makes how many times where Matt had to get his stomach pumped from eating extremely old food?
tripdefect87 6 months ago
I've watched this a few times now and I still love "I...fuck." and "if you remove the top this."
NoctemOUT 6 months ago 4
I did not win.
Story of my life.
ConstantMnemonic 6 months ago
Woooooo Halloween is coming up!
zhaneranger 6 months ago
I miss the days when you actually ate stuff like Nads™, how can you tease us with such delicious looking several-years expired food products, and not go all the way with it? Surely Madd Matt could withstand whatever repercussions eating expired food would have on a mere mortal. However, despite your lack of desire to what is likely now a poisonous Kid Cuisine, I still found this video absolutely hilarious.
AdRichBiatch 6 months ago 2
In these videos you act like you are drunk but are trying to act sober. Or you lost a bet and this is what you were made to do as punishment. I enjoy getting some face time though!! Your freezer is amazing my food gets freezer burnt so much I cannot eat the food in less then a year.
Goobian 6 months ago
"I did not win." Man, that can sum up so many things.
badwolf359 6 months ago 2
I thought this was from released in 2005.
ThatGuyWithTheVHS 6 months ago
You can't just review a frozen dinner from 2007 and not eat it. :(
Chillagher 6 months ago 2
are these going to be posted later on the site during the actual countdown or what?
atlantaaintbraver 6 months ago
Wonderful! Also you said "SLIME!" again. That ghost interlude looks familiar, possibly a segment from that Halloween dvd your alter-ego purchased years ago? I also loved how you used the sfx from said interlude when showing the ghost nuggets.
metav3rvse 6 months ago
After watching this entire video, I find myself gripped by a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
Zoinks.
smedric 6 months ago
I think you need a throat lozenge.
silverturnstoblue 6 months ago 5
Ghosts? Sure? Dog heads? Yep. Cloven demon feet? You betcha. Who knew manufactured ass could provide such a rich and fulfilling abstract art experience?
kinglaffo 6 months ago
A Chance to Win... I did not win
TheWebBard 6 months ago 19
matt.....can I say.....um.... i <3 u
in the platonic awesome sense
pika23 6 months ago
That music . . . . Love it.
Channelobunnies 6 months ago