World History (Studdy Buddy with Flula)

[rpgtrainer]

6 creationists disliked this video

[muchosancho]

Can you do one of quantum mechanics please??? I hate that class but you would make it fun

[MrDrProfessorPoptart]

HippopotaMOOSE

[bowerybetty]

"...Pee-ooo, they are all dead..." And some people still insist that ADD/ADHD isn't real...I was just talking to a guy I work with today and, wait -- LOOK AT THAT CUTE SQUIRREL!!! Man, I could really use a coffee. Now...what the hell was I saying??

[Rqwerty123456]

Lol who need to pay for a college degree when we have Flula here. Genius.

[TheCrueltyOfIrony]

this makes more sense then the normal evolutionist view no matter how much evidence is against it they still believe

[jazzytazzylover]

I showed this to my history teacher and she said that she was going to start teaching like that in the beggining so people would actually pay attention

[Hina9111]

So that's how turtle doves were made...

[HighSchoolHair]

More singz must happen right now ja?

BOOM.

Evolution.

[alborz787]

and then come like Elefanten.. :D

[DarkGoddessCharis]

Then winged flying turtle, where's mario when you need him?

[katertots87]

@missyholtzen1 Evolution constitutes 99.98% of the history of Earth

[tocard3]

@katertots87 Not so fast... That atoms that make our planet up have been around since the beginning of time. Evolution is but a fiber of a single page of paper in the history books of Earth.

[missyholtzen1]

This would be called evolution Flula. . .

[InternetHangover]

Pretty sure that's exactly how it happened.

[neonman1357]

does he understand what "world History" means?

[YvonneE1994]

Flula, my love, WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

[smartywoot]

And then they invented the civil war

[5nikki50]

@jonlynn72 it's only for entertainment. -_-

[TheHeroUnited]

@jonlynn72 I hope your joking.

[jonlynn72]

What the hell is this shit. Who does this...only assholes.



[DotzomgFearz]

If I ever became a Kindergarten teacher this would be what i'd show them hahaha

[tyler9452]

chemicals + cameleons = chemicaleons

[xTheLameOhx]

algee

[Dercommandingofficer]

teach us german

[boxershortser]

FJ colors

[mpriebe08]

cool

[mpriebe08]

@ArnoldSchwarznigger your a fag racist

[mpriebe08]

evoulution isnt real

[teragreg]

@mpriebe08 Yes it is... Punctuated Equilibrium. It matches the fossil records. Impossible without a designer. Why isnt it real?

[mpriebe08]

@teragreg you dont know what ur talking about you cant just poof up a planet it doesnt work oh yea you need a missing link

[teragreg]

@mpriebe08 When did i say i was a creationist? If you want to continue this debate, be careful. You sound really naive

[teatimeoclock]

I think it would take more than 40 or so years. xD

[sarrahsamberg]

<3

[bajer111]

and he is now tiny bidyboy!

[prochesserest]

CAve BOys!



[Innocuouswolf]

"The beginning of all de worlds!" I want to see this film! He seemed very confused by his own explanation. XD

[blahbleeblahboo]

The ice age, the civil war, the internet, then Facebook. Sounds about right. 

[Searching4Wings]

Rock and algae make turtle

[chrsmllr5]

it took 50 years for people to evolve

[bharrismac]

elefountain and hippopotomoose.

[my4trackmachine]

please teach me about bio chemistry. i think i am going to fail my class.

[curzelcroz]

And youporn :D

[SnowbunnieCT]

I love how humans evolved over about 30 years according to Flula.

[Shadoessa]

BAM. No need to study for my AP World History exam. I'm ready.

[scarymuffinz]

DO ONE on "things fall apart"!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU

[DF9392]

CAVE BOYS

[lachiecottee]

you can tell he's faking it. he's trying so hard to be funny

[kittydreamz86]

@lachiecottee i keep thinking it's fake until he randomly drops some german like nothing.

[jamiebird666]

Toss the Turtle game?

[AliceFierce]

peww dey aa aaal ded!!!!!

[kolijum124]

And then Facebook.... lol

[WalleWildberrie]

moar study buddy!!

[HardKor182]

Ice Age ==> Civil War ==> Internet ==> Facebook

[SubparPanda]

I tried to keep a straight face but at the end I just lost it lol

[MrDaliaLama]

flula should teach us german

[fiippps]

@MrDaliaLama i could do that

[MrMorrell8]

What is wrong with this guy?

[Nakedwow]

This is as sound as any evolutionary theory.

[w35m4n]

@Nakedwow Trololo

[VandelayIndustries25]

Just in time for finals! =)

[misseverus]

Please, marry me.

[ydoiwatchthese]

i wonder what this man is like in real life

[laurdd371]

oh my goodness, haha. you just made my week. and it's a VERY crappy week.

[jnerdfighter]

Oh my gosh. I love you.

[beaverboy140]

elephanten :D

[quinnradley]

De ALGEE

[LordArithon]

I like turtles!

[rocketmanj11]

Of course humans invented the Ice Age, the Civil War, and the Internet...common knowledge

[00ValiantFay]

A birdy turtle!!!

[SpinalxPatch]

Scientists are in denial the donosaurs went into zombie apocolypse and all died just like humans eventually will...It's science

[eassieeejeezy]

Hes a tiny birdy boy LMFAO

[maddieemcee]

Flula tells the story of Alchemy!

[pieguypeter]

hippapotamoose



[jayreuse]

ten year more...*poof*....ten year more....*poof*

So thats how evolution works.....

[thepokekid01]

Also there were a couple of wars you conveniently forgot to mention in the timeline of man.

[thepokekid01]

You look like an agitated T-Rex in this

[dramatify]

Can we just discuss birdie turtles and hippopotomooses instead of debating over how we all came to be? I feel like that would be more beneficial.

[TaylorRM1992]

@dramatify don't forget elephanten hahah

[greendayghostgirl]

These videos should be required in order to graduate any type of school.

[expertcinema]

Hippoptomoose!

[gamefan228]

This explains so much.

[XxiloveGWxX]

Sounds about right.

[shadowsparks1]

hippopautamoose.

[BrittanyRoxxxx]

Wow this could've helped me with my evolution essay on my bio exam yesterday haha

[BanzaiLang]

Flus go pew.

[fidelcanojr]

and then the algae is like having intercourse wis like a rock, and then the rock and the algae they make a turtle

[leroymp31]

dey lyk cave boiz

[IncaRoads1808]

Hippopotamooooose,

[sladikk]

Yep, just like I learned it.

[rangerbylaw]

So someone got World History right. Not that bullshit Civilization history that they teach us under the wrong name :s

[Pr0nzehEDITS]

And he is now a tiny birdy boy!

[jbells1650]

World history or evolution theory?

[jnerdfighter]

This.

[S66Alex]

@MrLifeJuice sharing a common ancestor is like sharing a common creator? No. No it isn't. Why would he create us with minor defaults if we didn't descend from something.

[invaderzim1223]

@S66Alex He didn't say they were both alike to each other, he said that they are both just as likely.

[Vtastic]

yes caveboys, tell me more.

[darkpenguincowboy]

Hmm, I think this pretty much sums up world history....either way, it is much more entertaining this way

[jessicalikesthings]

Human beings: inventors of the Ice Age

[latviandude]

Why do I have an ad for WW2 German Uniforms for this video?

[Judoka008]

Thanks Flula!! I'm doing a timeline in my world history class & this helped a lot.. So let's recap; Water and chemicalians turned to algae -->algae had sex with a rock and made turtles--> Turtles grew wings "yea" and turned to flying turtles--> A meteor hit and made dinosaurs--> Dinosaurs died of Dino Flu--> then hippos and primitive humans appeared--> About 50 years later, humans, Now angry made "Ice Age, Civil War, Internet, and Facebook. And that catches us up to the present. You're the best.

[ckyfan8291]

@Judoka008 Just present this video, youll ace the class... lol

[rocalocko]

you forgot vodka, apparently.... lol and yes as a final looms hrs away, I am choosing to go with the German edition of spark notes.

[FireZeLazer]

i didnt know humans fully evolved in 30 years

[protector333]

hippopatomoose



[sublime88sublime]

WATCH OUT DINOSAURIER!!!!!!!!!!!

[HampaDoesntDie]

didn't know you were partnered, is that recent? if so grats!

[benhenry96]

invent that civil war!

[jeenyus720]

i like turtles

[wissahdahmastah]

I like the fact they invented the ice age.

[NINJACH0P957]

I learned more from this video than my actual World History class.

[MrLifeJuice]

Lol, this is like the real evolutionary idea. Just put more simply, but just like the real one, they both make no sense.

[hobobastard]

@MrLifeJuice You saying the theory of evolution makes no sense? LOL Think you need to go back to the science class buddy XD

[MrLifeJuice]

@hobobastard

the theory of evolution makes no sense. Okay, so there was a big boom, and we got order out of chaos? Where have you ever seen that a big explosion brings perfect order?

You don't. Also, if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? And evolution says we are constantly moving into a place of perfection...look around, do things look perfect? No. They look worse than ever before.

[WillzAFC]

@MrLifeJuice You have absolutely no understanding of evolution. Monkeys are still around because we evolved from common ancestors, we did not evolve from today's monkeys.

Evolution happens over millions of years, do you honestly expect immediate change? Anyway the only changes which do happen are ones that enable better survival not a subjectively 'better' world. Evolution doesn't work for humans or their moral code, it is simply survival of the fittest.

[hobobastard]

@WillzAFC It's funny how in 2011 people are still trying their best to ignore the facts of evolution lol

[hobobastard]

@MrLifeJuice We will never see an explosion of that magnitude so it's impossible to say. Primordial soup experiments have proved that the chemicals around 4 billion years ago came together to form single celled organisms FACT. Monkeys are still around because we SHARE a common ancestor, that's why we have a tail bone. Guess why we have a useless appendix? Because we have a grass eating ancestor. Come on dude, just accept the facts.The Higgs Boson particle will reveal all, just wait you ;)

[MrLifeJuice]

@hobobastard

Okay, please tell me. How do you know what happened back then? No one was alive to recall the actual events of that, so there is no proof of it. And sharing a common ancestor is just as likely as having a common creator. And you know that science makes mistakes, so you cannot count on it to be absolutely correct 100% if the time.

And as you said, we will see in the future, but the only difference is, it won't be the Higgs Boson particle that will reveal the truth.

[WillzAFC]

@MrLifeJuice There is proof for evolution. You don't have to experience something for it to be true, by your logic history beyond our life did not happen as we were not able to experience it. The evidence is there for history as with evolution.

Science makes mistakes? Of course it does that is why evidence is validated and goes through procedures to ensure the data is both reliable and valid. You can't dismiss all science on the basis that it makes mistakes.

[hobobastard]

@MrLifeJuice LOL It's funny how you guys use to say 'Where did the first cell come from?' then when we proved with an experiment that chemicals and electricity (lightning) combined DO make cells, you come up with another excuse =) Science corrects its mistakes. Just because we can't prove yet how the Universe started does not mean it was 'god'. Answer this, f the Universe can't have always existed, because everything starts somewhere right? then why don't we go as far to say who created god?

[MrLifeJuice]

@hobobastard

First off, I never asked where the first cell came from. And next, science won't correct itself if it doesn't know it's wrong. And God has always been. You cannot create something as powerful and majestic as Him. And I know what you'll say, "How did God get there then?" And I have no answer for that. there are things that belong as a secret, and will always stay a secret until we die.

Nothing to lose, everything to gain, yet they still reject the Father's name...~

[hobobastard]

@MrLifeJuice I didn't say you, i said 'You guys' You religious folk lol So god always existed? Well that is very convenient aye? i call bullshit on you ;)

[MrLifeJuice]

@hobobastard

Most Christians don't understand the truth about God...so they give all of us a bad name. But that's irrelevant in the conversation.

And I can say the same about the big boom. No one was there to see it, so how can it be true?

Anyways I'm tired. I obviously won't be able to get through your think wall of delusion. Have a good afternoon.

[hobobastard]

@MrLifeJuice Background radiation + Expanding Universe (redshift) = Evidence of big bang. Although many scientists don't believe it was really a big bang, watch a documentary called 'What is reality?' It will blow your mind ;)

[WillzAFC]

@MrLifeJuice It's hilarious when creationists do this. They completely misunderstand and avoid select arguments and only answer to few in which they are ill informed, avoiding logic where they see necessary. Then they go on to say the other person is 'deluded' or 'narrow minded'.

[MrLifeJuice]

@WillzAFC

Please, tell me, where did I avoid logic? e_e

[WillzAFC]

@MrLifeJuice Your whole idea of proof is twisted. You seem to think the only proof is from experience, it is not. You don't have to be at the Big Bang to have proof for it, the fact is it has proof unlike creation. You dismiss it due to lack of proof yet you believe in a God which is completely based on faith.

[MrLifeJuice]

@WillzAFC

What proof do you have of the big bang? It takes just as much faith to believe in the big bang as it does to believe in God...At least we have the Bible.

Okay, I will not be replying anymore, I never meant to start anything like this and I apologize. We all have different views of things. And in the end we will see who is right. If I cannot help you to see the light, I shall love, and leave you. Good night.

[HerbertTheHamster]

@MrLifeJuice

Lâ ilâha illâ Allâh

[WillzAFC]

@MrLifeJuice No it doesn't, do you not even listen, there is loads of proof, get a proper education.

[McC0Matt]

@WillzAFC read what i said and you might think otherwise

[McC0Matt]

@WillzAFC I would love to debate with you if you have evidence against what ive said

[WillzAFC]

@McC0Matt I wasn't even talking to you :/

[McC0Matt]

@WillzAFC i know that, but i believe you would stand corrected on your statement if you read what i have said

[McC0Matt]

@hobobastard actually the experiments that are commonly used as proof for the origin of a cell occur in different biospheres that couldn't have happened together and neither of the two created a full cell they only fulfilled one of the many parts of the essential part for life, and the rest was probability. The fact that everything must have a beginning is actually not an important debate because in our dimension realm we are constrained by time. without time there is no beginning.

[hobobastard]

@McC0Matt OK wikipedia, but it still proves that it is very possible for a cell to be created with very limited effort. NASA recently found some of these chemical building blocks in trails of comets. You only have to look at the battered moon to see how many comets have been past. But where did these come from!!!? ZOMGBBQ it had to be HIM! Well that's the million dollar question my friend, and some very smart people will soon tell us, Until then, enjoy your god delusion, i'm done. =)

[McC0Matt]

@hobobastard to be technically correct it doesnt say that its very likely the probability is still very slim as the structures they have found on comets (which can not be used as a feasible solution because any organic substance would have been destroyed on impact with the atmosphere or the ground) and in the vents on the sea floor are very basic components and the probability that they created something like DNA is extreamly slim as complex and large DNA is.

[McC0Matt]

@hobobastard also you are still thinking in a 3 dimensional thinking time defined as a dimension is something that when analysed closely isn't even real its a concept proposed by humans to explain something not explainable. in higher dimensions what we define as chronological events are laid out all the same. there is no concept of time in higher dimensions so there is no beginning or end that needs to be derived there are no origins things are there.

[hobobastard]

@McC0Matt 'To explain something not explainable' what the actual fuck are you talking about? LOL Do you have glue for a brain? =D Seriously dude, stop copying and pasting stuff from your creationistblog, we're talking about evolution, someone tag me out. I'm done. Goodbye.

[McC0Matt]

@hobobastard what i did there is try to put into context what it is. yes i didn't fully explain it in fact i didnt explain it at all. all i was doing was getting the point across that the concept of a beginning and end is not necessary because in reality they arnt real. i am not a part of any blog and i have never heard this argument from any other christian because most christians i know are not deeply scientific and ive never heared of people trying to apply things like mtheory to this debate.

[indigocrush]

So that's where turtles come from. Got it.

[alex80808]

This makes so much sense.

[KaptainKlancy]

Flula's idea of evolution is so much more epic than the current model.