once you have started there is no turning. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start copying" less
You know what then? I'm glad not 2 be English cuz you guys take everything so seriously and up so the ass so fast, I simply said not to separate us, we all came to America for the same reason.
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the yanks think they're the centre of the universe when they should realise they too came from England as convicts... hence they speak English not American, and that Modern English while it has differences depending on the nation using it, did in fact develop in England from past languages.
We certainly do not speak English in its 'original' form. Ever read original English transcripts of Beowulf etc. There are even letters we don't use anymore etc.
Languages evolve, we use a developed English just like the Americans do, and the Australians, and the Jamaicans and the....
Actually, if you want to get technical, the English language has its origins in dialects brought to Britain by Roman troops and German settlers who came from Germany and the Netherlands. So, fail to you. It originated it your country, but not wil the actual English because those people weren't called the English until much later. And they weren't even English to start with.
I'm sorry, I fail to see how the origins of something are different from it being invented. Originating, meaning created from; inventing, meaning created by....it's the same thing, is it not? Also, if you really want to split hairs, you can't exactly invent something that's already there. All the Anglo-Saxons did was improve upon the language of the Romans/Germans. Yes, they shaped it, but they technically did not invent it.
I can't believe somebody is actully trying to deny the english of creating the english language.
It has ORIGINS in other langauges, but the saxons were the ones who DECIDED to COMBINE and CHANGE and INVENT NEW WORDS. It's their INVENTION using templates from other nations OKAY?
Saying that the English invented the English language, while it was already an established language, is like saying I invented the modern phone. No---Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, and I simply modified it to function in this age. (Clearly, this is all hypothetical). An invention is something purely original, and to be frank, you can't be original if you "invent" something off a template, as you say. That's just a mere improvement.
that may be true, but us americans posses the amazing quality to not give a fuck, but i may i remind you to not separate us? we are descendents of England so techinically we are English just as much as you are, may not have been native born but it's in our blood
Late reply but I'm guessing they mean that as English people speak English, it would be sarcastic/ironic to say that they have no clue what they are saying in a linguistic sense.
But then again, I am English... so I could be wrong.
i really feel sorry for all those people who waste precious times of thier lives watching this piece of shit !
dont u all think deep down that dis is all fake and setup .. com on how can so many people be so dumb or have u guys been brainwashed with media.. churr either way thnk abt it
If you're hearing it in an English accent, it's sounds like "Now I'm chocolate". If you hear it as though he's laughing, you can kind of get "no, what I'm talking about...", and in a strange way you can hear "now I'm choking" but it sounds Irish in that case.
Thats how all brits say it, and strangely enough just the same as americans, remember that just like in america england has an array of different accents so it may sound different depending where your from but either way, cho king.
I like Simon :D I know everyone says he's a total arse, and he is, in a way. But during the auditions, if you're crap, he'll tell it to you. Maybe not in the most politest of ways, but he will tell it to you straight if you're not good, and it will stop you embarassing yourself in the future. He is polite enough to usually not laugh during auditions, too.
eh whatever. if you are crap, paula will tell you that too. its not like she tells you "you are amazing", when you are crap. she tells you "no", and when she doesnt say "but keep on trying", that means that you shouldnt keep on trying.
He was laughing because Melinda Dolittle just sang a sad song that made Paula cry. He was laughing because Paula was all sniffling still when he started to talk.
yeah he laughed on some American Idol audition, too, from a guy called Roland Maxharj from Kosovo. Simon was dying on that audition, it's not on youtube, they took it down, but i found it on google.
Awwnnnn...Love i in the air...LOL
Primeirafilha 2 weeks ago
His accent! :D
xXKhaoticRinoXx 1 month ago
charlie bit my fangar ouuuuuch!!
hahahahahhahahahahhaha
xkiller3456 1 month ago
"you're making me lawf pawla <3 " that's just too cute ^.^
chocchipsxx 3 months ago 5
@chocchipsxx yeah!!! ^.^
GabyBieberJade67 2 months ago
i like how they are laughing and having a good time while Simon is telling the girl she sucked.
BrightSkyFilms 5 months ago 15
i played call of duty today :) and this is a comment, just to let u know guys nothing to say thanks for :)
taddybear4 6 months ago
lol look at the girl behind and to the left of Simon's head - the entire audience laughs except her
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purplerose695 7 months ago
haha "poola u ah maken me lof!' awww i love him!!
rockcandy1234567890 9 months ago
ii love the way he say "paula" .. ii love u siimon
19exuce 10 months ago 10
its funny how he says laugh HAHA
XxXTwilightBabeXxX 1 year ago
they should get back together!! saula love!!
DUDEfounder 1 year ago
'you're makin' me laugh paula'
-i love how he says that.. so sexy....
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carinemdo 1 year ago
Alguem poderia me dizer o que ele estava falando? Sou de Brazil e nçao entendo.
carinemdo 1 year ago
@carinemdo voce esta me fazendo rir paula hahahaha
MILLSZ11 11 months ago
@MILLSZ11 Obrigada
carinemdo 10 months ago
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Priority64 1 year ago
باولا تحب سيمون
laheq600 1 year ago
This has to be my favorite Saula video. I love how she gets all excited when she makes him laugh! ♥ Adorable!
saularocks 1 year ago 6
i'm really the three of them. :'( best idol panel right there.
Tokyomewmew626 1 year ago
Aww, she makes him laugh. That's special.
TwitterBug26 1 year ago
LOVE his accent, 'Yur making me lauf, Pula".
mariofan4523 1 year ago 14
@mariofan4523 Best. Comment. Ever.
TwitterBug26 1 year ago
@mariofan4523 LMAO
xomaasielxo 1 year ago
I miss this SFM. :(
JenJen4690 1 year ago
@JenJen4690 What means SFM? ... sorry for asking :(
michellejackson08 1 year ago
@michellejackson08 so freaking much. it's okay.
JenJen4690 1 year ago
@JenJen4690 thank you ^.*
michellejackson08 1 year ago
@w1lp34 NO IT IS NOT!!!!! IT'S TOTALLY CUTE!!!!
Mjfan4eva101 1 year ago 4
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this is gay. ewh.
w1lp34 1 year ago
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What if Paula had just dropped an abortion from her nanner below the table, and that's what gave ol' Simon the giggles?
Would you still be laughing?
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Me too.
PlacentaPudding 1 year ago
hey uploader, would've been nice to see WHAT made him laugh :o(
blueeyesofice 1 year ago 11
@blueeyesofice find the video "doolittle brings paula to tears" or something like that-its the whole scene thingy!!! xD
archuletalover5 1 year ago
that was really cute <3
VMKTropics 2 years ago 5
You know what then? I'm glad not 2 be English cuz you guys take everything so seriously and up so the ass so fast, I simply said not to separate us, we all came to America for the same reason.
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Yes I'm glad your not too you're not worthy.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
i think you're both pathetic arguing in the comments of a youtube video, get a life
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How about you eat shit and die?
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
@LOSTintheGREY Now this is the comment I'd vote up. ;)
KatieCupp 3 months ago
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hahaha you think english people take it up the ass
fuck have you seen yourselves you fuckers go nuts over everything all u cunts do is shoot people atleast in england they can have a good fight
fuck mann america is the most mocked country by far
and even if u think the british like americans you are totaly wrong we think they are the scum of the earth
skaterchick678 2 years ago
ohh he can laugh . I didn't knew that .
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Geordie1992sex 2 years ago
Lol I can't believe everyone is actually having an argument about language.
angelicpoet 2 years ago 12
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the yanks think they're the centre of the universe when they should realise they too came from England as convicts... hence they speak English not American, and that Modern English while it has differences depending on the nation using it, did in fact develop in England from past languages.
prothalla 2 years ago
LMFAO, i cant believe you are actually trying to deny the English the English language. It's hilarious.
newbiesaulafan 2 years ago 9
the English x2
Jakobett 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOL i agree with you haha
yuventsawe 2 years ago
wat the hell all these comments have to do with the video?
sweettooth17 2 years ago 72
May I just remind Americans that we English invented the langauge, that's why it's called ENGLISH. So technichally WE speak it in its original form.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
We certainly do not speak English in its 'original' form. Ever read original English transcripts of Beowulf etc. There are even letters we don't use anymore etc.
Languages evolve, we use a developed English just like the Americans do, and the Australians, and the Jamaicans and the....
firthio2 2 years ago
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You're talking about Middle English, it doesn't matter either way, it was all invented by the ENGLISH.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
Actually, if you want to get technical, the English language has its origins in dialects brought to Britain by Roman troops and German settlers who came from Germany and the Netherlands. So, fail to you. It originated it your country, but not wil the actual English because those people weren't called the English until much later. And they weren't even English to start with.
footfingers 2 years ago 5
yes it has its ORIGINS, in other nations, but was invented by the saxons who then became the ENGLISH, no fail, you fail.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I fail to see how the origins of something are different from it being invented. Originating, meaning created from; inventing, meaning created by....it's the same thing, is it not? Also, if you really want to split hairs, you can't exactly invent something that's already there. All the Anglo-Saxons did was improve upon the language of the Romans/Germans. Yes, they shaped it, but they technically did not invent it.
footfingers 2 years ago
I can't believe somebody is actully trying to deny the english of creating the english language.
It has ORIGINS in other langauges, but the saxons were the ones who DECIDED to COMBINE and CHANGE and INVENT NEW WORDS. It's their INVENTION using templates from other nations OKAY?
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
Saying that the English invented the English language, while it was already an established language, is like saying I invented the modern phone. No---Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, and I simply modified it to function in this age. (Clearly, this is all hypothetical). An invention is something purely original, and to be frank, you can't be original if you "invent" something off a template, as you say. That's just a mere improvement.
footfingers 2 years ago 3
Call it what you like, the English did it.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
I'll call it an improvement, and yes, the English did that.
footfingers 2 years ago 8
You fail!
pubuman 2 years ago
that may be true, but us americans posses the amazing quality to not give a fuck, but i may i remind you to not separate us? we are descendents of England so techinically we are English just as much as you are, may not have been native born but it's in our blood
HabitatMachine1031 2 years ago
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"we are decendents of England so technichally we are English as much as you are."
How wrong can you be in one sentence?
Statisticaly the white population of America is around 75%.
The most are German.
The Second largest are Celtic, so that's your Irish, Scottish, Welsh.
Then thirdly you got your English, so that would be about 12% of you that would have a drop Anglo-Saxon blood.
"English as you are" what nonsense.
Ulmeyda08 2 years ago
You have no life..
Ph2nt0m 2 years ago 2
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why does american idol look so cheap compared to x factor? i just fele they put more work in x factor than they do in american idol
c1itlicka 2 years ago
who gives a fuck? get a life dweeb and put a little something into your own life... join reality and turn the tube off.
JessOnTheRun 2 years ago 2
you obviously dosince you replied to my comment.....and since your trying to start an argument with me maybe you should get a life also
c1itlicka 2 years ago
touché
JessOnTheRun 2 years ago
haha =D
katieabawashere 2 years ago
i think simon and paula should be used in americas got talent next year...
I'd love to see simons face when the american contestants do some their crazy stuff
RobertsDigital 2 years ago 7
Yo maken me lauf pole-ah.
ALLINKNOTS 2 years ago 7
His accent comes on rly strong here, but seriously guys get over it, there are more than 1 british person in the world you know !! lol :p
conceitedprincess100 2 years ago 4
lol "your making me loff paula!"
JoelRandyGB 2 years ago 4
Wow Simon NEVER laughs ;)
ismilesite12 2 years ago 4
lol yaaaa i noeeeee
katieabawashere 2 years ago
OMFG so cute, i love Simon!
and his accent!! *eep*
i gotta get me a British boy :D
MrsPanicAtTheDisco1 2 years ago 12
HE SES "NOW IM TALKING" NOW GET OVER IT!
Sapphire384 2 years ago 2
what is he laughing about? it's cute though
victoria4210 2 years ago 13
haha dont know why everyones going in a crazy bitch fight. i agree his accent is very strong in this lol.
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OooohOnTheKJSTip 2 years ago 77
Fk you lot!
We don't all talk like Simon Cowell you know! Right, from now on, all Americans talk like Miley Cyrus. SEE HOW IT FEELS DUMB ASSES!
LabelzThaaBestBitt 2 years ago 14
*Stands up and applauds* I like the Miley idea!
RoxaneSummers 2 years ago
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I know, the English and their English language... they have no Idea what they are talking about... sarcasm Intended.
RehabIsForQuitterss 2 years ago
what ya mean by that? =S
Shav4Kev 2 years ago
Late reply but I'm guessing they mean that as English people speak English, it would be sarcastic/ironic to say that they have no clue what they are saying in a linguistic sense.
But then again, I am English... so I could be wrong.
hundredsare 2 years ago 4
he says "I dont know what im talking about now"
Dont see why it has to turn into a debate though, retards lol.
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XLeeHarveyOswaldX 2 years ago
hes funny when he says her name
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i really feel sorry for all those people who waste precious times of thier lives watching this piece of shit !
dont u all think deep down that dis is all fake and setup .. com on how can so many people be so dumb or have u guys been brainwashed with media.. churr either way thnk abt it
2fan 2 years ago
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You are absolutely right, despite all thumbs down :)
einasaz 2 years ago
to answer craponnaruto's question.....
NO HE DOESN'T!!!!! you're such a dipshit he say now im TALKING!!!!!! why are you so damn STUPID?!!?!?!?!
no one agree with him he is on crack & needs to die in a ditch
(bitch)
heyypplz911 2 years ago
he says "i dnt know what im talking about" but he kinda doest finish the word about soo..
IWillGoDownWithThis 2 years ago
now im chuckling haha
ohiostatefan149311 2 years ago
i love how he says her name <3
UchihaNikita 2 years ago 3
At 0:11 does Simon say " Now I'm chocolate."
craponnaruto 2 years ago 3
LMAO HE DOES!!!!
RhinoCSS 2 years ago
LOL chocolate?
Timegirl3924 2 years ago
He says 'no, what am I talking about', but in a spluttering, laughing, English type way, so it's hard to understand ;)
MissPoisonous 2 years ago 4
I think he says: Now I'm choking.. xp
mymindisblanc123 2 years ago 3
Lol, i'm pretty sure it's, "Now I'm choking." hahah chocolate's just plain silly.
cherryNerds 2 years ago
If you're hearing it in an English accent, it's sounds like "Now I'm chocolate". If you hear it as though he's laughing, you can kind of get "no, what I'm talking about...", and in a strange way you can hear "now I'm choking" but it sounds Irish in that case.
Claedi 2 years ago 4
it's choking but when Brits say it its
cho-ckl-ing (chocolate)
either way its funny
GatorBaby06 2 years ago
my name is britt
brittyfighterpilot 2 years ago
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and you sound like a homosexual
madskilzzzz 2 years ago
and whats wrong with that?
:O|
ColinTrunt 2 years ago
srry tht wasnt me
madskilzzzz 2 years ago
thats ok I was only joking- I'm not really a fagot - lol
ColinTrunt 2 years ago
um.. no we dont say choking like chockling... we say it like choking..
pharaohoftheincubi 2 years ago 3
no offence, but you guys say 'chowking'.
ithejuggernaut 2 years ago
cho-king
Thats how all brits say it, and strangely enough just the same as americans, remember that just like in america england has an array of different accents so it may sound different depending where your from but either way, cho king.
Or did that guy mean Chuck-ling chuckle-ing.
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craponnaruto 2 years ago
What a sisy laugh
canibal04 2 years ago 3
GO SAULA!!!!
Alysonluver 2 years ago 9
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the whole american idol event or whatever it is is fuckin shit !!! and the jury is fucked up as well
Yooodooo 2 years ago
jury? um how about judges panel?
american idol event? its a show.
nice try thoughh.
nelax6194 2 years ago 12
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Sweet, who cares lmfao
lanalu12 2 years ago
they make a cute couple!
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I love my mom deeply...
And i don't want to take any chances.
Sorry.
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Mizzyrocks96 2 years ago
i love paulas claps, she claps funny LMAO
charlioats 2 years ago 4
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why she is ALWAYS claping her hands!?!?! WHYYYY GOD!!?! WHY?!?!?!
larssona 2 years ago
its cuz she wears soo many rings it hurts to clap
angelerthedancer 2 years ago 3
Not Possible
jodiereallyrox 2 years ago
lmaoo!love saula..! they rock my world..!♥
kcLyn007 2 years ago
you are making me laugh paula! lol she is so funny
StarletDancer01 3 years ago 6
I don't think simon is an ass he just tells it like it is. He doesn't call you names or laugh at you, he just tells you the truth.
luckybear3822 3 years ago 23
except for that one guy he called a bushbaby...aside from that I agree with you.
JiggleSmax 3 years ago 4
lol I agree with that.
luckybear3822 3 years ago
no he just tells his opinion. just like paula and randy. there is no Truth
star9995 3 years ago
Well either you can hit the right notes or you cant, it's that simple. That's being honest, not stating an opinion.
luckybear3822 3 years ago 3
I like Simon :D I know everyone says he's a total arse, and he is, in a way. But during the auditions, if you're crap, he'll tell it to you. Maybe not in the most politest of ways, but he will tell it to you straight if you're not good, and it will stop you embarassing yourself in the future. He is polite enough to usually not laugh during auditions, too.
BANANASHROOGLE 3 years ago 22
eh whatever. if you are crap, paula will tell you that too. its not like she tells you "you are amazing", when you are crap. she tells you "no", and when she doesnt say "but keep on trying", that means that you shouldnt keep on trying.
star9995 3 years ago
theyre in love
GamefreakTP 3 years ago 9
simon laughing?????? :0
edwardsgirl18 3 years ago
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even tho simon is an asswipe i still like him
haleypenley 3 years ago
hm..hes a bit (femi, homofil, alt det dær..) stygg fyr
Neridaln 3 years ago
wtf? it's a miracle :|
mrprettyboy23 3 years ago 3
omg simon laughing??? shocking!
susieaddctd2muse 3 years ago 9
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I want to have sex with Randy
Flesketbrinner 3 years ago
Haha!
Nabiry 3 years ago
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sad x)
miracle696 3 years ago
omg he is so british even when she made him laugh
"You are making me *laugh*, Paula!"
those three guys ftw!
SoPoG 3 years ago 18
what was she doing to make him laugh?
PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6 3 years ago 7
nothing he just blamed her
purpleglitterrox 3 years ago 2
she was crying and making like little noises
xxchristinemonroexx 3 years ago 13
LMAO!!!!! I love simon!
"your making me laugh paula!!!"
lubbielu4 3 years ago 23
he laughs at the auditions lol.
RAINintoTEARS 3 years ago
I didn't know Simon could laugh! But he should laugh more often, his laugh is contagous! So is Paula's!
abdulfan89 3 years ago 19
ha ha! so cute... they r great together!
naomi6011 3 years ago 12
shes the only one that can make him laugh for real
gold192 3 years ago 11
:DDD
maybe "you're making me love you paula?" :>
Kokosssowy 3 years ago 8
that is soo adorable...i always smile wen i see this clip
LiLsChOoLgUrL1980 3 years ago 10
paula made simon laugh!!
she's the right woman for him
coz no one else can do that lol
alok4117 3 years ago 16
hahaha simon looks nice when he laugh..^^
JiBzReYes 3 years ago 6
youre making me laff paula
bigjon5371 3 years ago
Simon is so cute1!!
shaling19bigsis 3 years ago 4
HAHAHA
that was very funny
jackerzsnackerz 3 years ago
He is cute when he laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
barfbite 3 years ago 7
I know! He has one of the cutest laughs I have ever heard! I love Simon and his brutality.
Gyakutengrl 3 years ago 16
Agree! (x
barfbite 3 years ago
damnit. simon should laugh often ^^
kittykarin 3 years ago 9
Gwahhhhh... his laugh ish so cuuuuteee!!!! :D
blitz3h 3 years ago 4
"You're making me laugh Paula." haha oh man Simon is cute, and she knows it.
numb505 3 years ago 15
lmao i loveeeee his laughhh
lannerz182 3 years ago 6
why was he laughin? he was pretty cute and paula knows it!
SummerLast4Ever 3 years ago 8
He was laughing because Melinda Dolittle just sang a sad song that made Paula cry. He was laughing because Paula was all sniffling still when he started to talk.
MILLIEMAY1 3 years ago 4
Simon Laughs?
JANUARYSUPERMAN 3 years ago 15
HAHAHAHA
freakishidiot 3 years ago
Only an evil laugh.
xxgatxx 3 years ago
yeah he laughed on some American Idol audition, too, from a guy called Roland Maxharj from Kosovo. Simon was dying on that audition, it's not on youtube, they took it down, but i found it on google.
mario54671 3 years ago
LOL they're so funny xD I flipping love them 8D
ChibiKibi 3 years ago 5
hahahaha they are soooooo cute! this was season 6 by the way :]
winterr23 3 years ago 5
God dam i'm chokin LOL THATS FUNNY
akantor1995 3 years ago 8
his pawla is the only one who can do that to him.
minipoodle0 4 years ago 9
Lol what season?
annikam07 4 years ago
does ne 1 remember wat paula and simon was laughing at in tha first place
raynierenee16 4 years ago 10