Yes, Married

[zytxuy]

What about what they say before this....

Dong: YOU BEAT UP MY FACE!!

Jake: You grabbed my nuts! ~~~~GONG~~~~

Dong: Oh, so sorry....I thought you were my new American-style girlfriend!

[MissCureCrazy]

Funniest part is not the "Married?" "Mawied!" back and forth....but the "oily bohunk" part...BAHAHAHAHA! LONG LIVE DONG!

[Dharane0902]

This movie came out a few years before I was born, but I love it and all the 80s movies. Honestly times were so much better here. No computers, facebook, reality tv and video games. If you liked a girl, you walked over to her house and mustered up the courage to ask her parents to talk to her. If you liked a boy, you spent hours in your room thinking about what he was doing, instead of creeping on Facebook lol. I'd love to be Sam and have a Jake Ryan to swoon over...so sweet :)

[WillSing4Zombies]

I love the way his voice gets ridiculously high when he says 'What?'

[paulie3jobs]

Man I miss John Hughes, they don't make them like this anymore.

[alphahawttie91]

jees! so cute.

[missinterpreted65]

Oh he is so dashingly handsome. I used to crush so hard on him!

[popprinces321]

he is soo hot!!

[sunnyotaku]

Amazing quality!!

[TheMissfriss]

Jake Ryan :3 -3

[outlaw6066]

"MAADEED! Jees!"

[raquellybelly91]

"yeah that me!"

[trueslugger]

Medeed jeese

[rhinoman1984]

I saw this movie back in 84 and to this day I have no idea what Bull Hunk means. LOL

[thebestdogtor]

haha aw, you didn't include the part where he opens the closet door or the part where he says "i call F.I.B.!"

but this was one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies :)

[ThisYearsGirl03]

One of my favorite scenes from Sixteen Candles. Just hilarious!

[LMA629]

@ThisYearsGirl03 haha mine too. but i think I like AUTOMOBILE?? better lol

[msnelson188]

Jake Ryan ♥

[kissi301]

damn where the full movie on you tube i got 2 buy the dvd.

[radigity]

"Hellllooo, ahh this house is so confusing!"

[raquellybelly91]

@radigity you mean "confoosing" haha

[MadMarSkee]

Jake Ryan and Long Duk Dong FTW!

[zizyi]

Jake Ryn was such a dreamboat.. way better looking than the heartthrobs teens swoon over these days.

[Duggysgurl]

Hes so dreamy hehe

[sydneygayboi]

mmmmmmm Jake Ryan. Ahh my Teen Heart Throb!!

[mellaLee21]

wherever he is, I hope the real life "Jake Ryan" had a son so the women of the next generation could at least feast our eyes on some of the same gorgeousness.

[test540va]

As funny as this scene is, its also sad. I can feel that empty feeling Jake musta had when he thinks shes getting Married... Jees !!

[gss42]

"what!?" favorite line

[sharonb7323]

i always say this when someone i know gets married

[RandomKid396]

who else can say that? " I called someone's house to be picked up by elder people, the next day I go to her house to find the chinese dude I beat up last night"

[unonsense]

I have the same Porsche as him! That is a testament to how old my car really is...

[ponygirl1227]

ahhhh jake!

[DIYANAH123456789]

JAKE RYAN ! :D

[kittenxlover]

hahahah

[TreesOfBaylor]

"Geeze so confusing"

[sxekjb]

We miss you John Hughes. <3

[YOUrmypal68]

She getta married...too funny this scene

[natalietorre617]

my bluetooth name is long duck dong

[cms4]

long duck don is my new friend

[cammarkgross]

HA HAHAHAHAHA!! This is all me and my friend talk about at school!!

[lifegardgrll2]

GOD IS HE DREAMY....(JAKE!)

[soadfan33]

Micheal Schoeffling is sooo good looking. Hughes movies are cool

[lisasimsonfun]

oilly bo hunk

[orionsmark]

Bohunk

(North America) a person of east-central European descent. Originally referred to those of Bohemian (now Czech Republic) descent. Was commonly used toward Ukrainian immigrants during the early 20th century. - Thanks wikipedia! I've wondered about that for over 25 years... as for the "oily," did you see that guy's hair?!

[elenarodriguez02]

Can anyone tell me what an oily bo-hunk is.....?????

[eclairep]

hahahahaha! ha! "Just get Samantha" "She get married." "Married...?" "Yes, married. To oily hunk." "MARRIED?" "yes, married" *Duck Dong closes door" "......married......?" "MARRIED! Jeesh...." :P :P :P

[RightWinger82]

If you want to see Jake Ryan w/ a mohawk, watch "Vision Quest" w/ matthew modine. Awesome movie!!

[XanyXrandomXdayX]

i like the part before this when long duc dong opens the door and realizes that it leads somewhere else than the front door and says this place so confusing. lol!

[goodnightynite]

lmao best part! always lifts my spirits

[lonchecaliente]

jees.

[Nikedude18]

did he say ( man just get some meth?)

[chloejoycooper]

haha i heard that too but then I realized it was "man just get samantha"

[AIDS4boogawoofs]

that's for the 2010 sequel where it takes place at some trailer park

[lnbheilers]

madeed... to oily bo hunk... lol

[mphk55]

Soooooo funny SUPER CLASSIC.

[ZdoodART]

MARRIED! Jees...

[lifegardgrll2]

god.  so. funny....

[sweetchikc09]

married jeez lol

[corination01]

That Jake has it going ON!!!! But Long Duc Dong is soooooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!!

[darthhvader]

i love it!! she got married WHAT!!!

[jtchamps1529]

married gezz!!!!! lmbo

[maddy3457]

she getta married to oiley BOHUNK!!!!!! HAHAH CLASSIC

[oilybohunk7]

This movie is where I got my screen name from! It is my favorite movie of all time.

[raquellybelly91]

@oilybohunk7 love it!

[Jakegothicsnake]

@oilybohunk7 ROFL!!!!^_^

[SofaCitySweetheart]

@oilybohunk7 ME TOO!

[under6min]

JEEZ!

[joshuabrock1971]

RIP John!!! You were part of my childhood..these movies were totally part of my life as a teenager during the 80's!

[larlar70]

Mmmmm-Jake Ryan....That is all.

[thegloomygirl]

Mmmmmm Jake Ryan is right! I named my son after him LOL

[kelso102970]

R.I.P. John Hughes

[WildBill6942]

Best 80's movie!

[chraige]

Awesome! Love it!

Be sure to look at the clip where the donger is passed out in the yard too. Classic.

"no more yanky my wanky, the donger need food". Lol

[Krystal1428]

omg this is my favorite part in the movie!

[erinbobarin94]

married! jeez, stupid american. haha, jk. love this movie. i love all 80's movies.

[memegirl96]

she geta married to oily bohunk!!!!! yeh married! ya gotta love the donger!

[Micheladaprincess123]

'married?'

'married! jeez!'

[Legendofzoom]

I feel sorry for the kids of today. They did not get to see good movies like in the 80's.

This movie is a perfect example.

[Freebleeper]

Married! JEEZ! lol!

[MCBabyGirl93]

homg he is babbbbeeeeee.

[xxindeedxx]

married! jees

LOL

[LuluDarlin]

omg one of my favorite parts of this whole movie lol

I seriously don't go a day without saying a quote or referencing to Sixteen Candles

and i love that last "married! Gees!"

[amkproject]

oily  bohunk?

[Hania454]

Brilliant :)

[caldm]

Your right truly brilliant...Those of us who grew up in the early 80's know we had the best Movies, Music, and Videos when MTV played good stuff like this...I still remember the MTV promo where you could win Jake Ryans Porsche

[LitMe1]

lool love tht movie <3

[RK831]

You forgot the part, "I call FIB call police! ... No way, Jose! You broke my face!"

[paigey2910]

haha! that bit cracks me up!

[bruceleedisciple]

"That you?!" "Yeh, that me...." hahaha

[peetahp3]

dong is such a legend

[ibaHumor]

:) Jake Ryan is sexy!

& I love this movie!!

It is one of the best ever!

[bomac500]

she get married to oily beauhunk lmao

[HyugaKirby]

*under breath* married?

YES MARRIED!! jees...

lol

[636bell]

mayllied. lmao 80's best. sixteen candles, weird science, porkys, valley girl, last american virgin, some kind of wonderful, damnit da list never ends.

[DetSonnyCrockett]

Married! Jees!

[unknowunseennews4]

maried?

*says behind door*

yes married!

[deathblad13]

jees

[GabbyGurl73]

One my favorite movies of all time!!

[delayedricochet]

Hahaha married at 16! Long Duk Dong created one more hurdle and confusion to the nightmare, but it was actually a good thing to say she went to the church to get "married". Sam Baker should have afterwards sent Long Duk Dong a nice gift for his work!

[Legendofzoom]

i fell in love with that 944 porche behind Jake

[Misseatsalot]

lol its soo funny MARRIED JESSUUUSE!

[KikyoHigurashi]

married...jeez

[jimihendrix225]

love the last married......Jake-Married?.Don­g-Married!..Jeesh....

[moviegoer28]

lol so cute

[castma83]

"married jeees"

LOVE THIS PART!

[peanutbutterandmeli]

lmfaooo

"she go get married to oily bohunk"

long duck dong is hilarious!

[josephsolisone]

lol

[ElephantLove08]

it sorta sounds like jake ryan says 'just go get some meth okay?' hehe

[castma83]

lol I thought that too!

[mfuji0001]

lol it does! looks like dongs been tweakin all night already XD

[NikiNaya08]

LoL funny shit.

i mean....tell me why 80's and 90's movies were the best..?

...ilke EVER.?? seriously. they were.

[LJPA7XSKT]

ik really, adam sandler FTW

[phsycosomatic149]

yeah the 90's back in kevin smiths golden days those movies were the best

[ssf49erfan]

Married ?

[bluestreakkx22]

hahaha! "married? married! yess!"

[stephyhyuga]

im a 80s movie fan cuz of this movie i luv everything 80s.i always do this line w my sis.

[wicked1c]

no more yanky my wanky

LMFAO

[mrzchozenone]

Omg roflmao!! I just caught this & it was an honest mistake promise. 'long duck* dong' oops

[TonniCee]

your mistake made me laugh so hard i was crying thank you so much for making my day

[mrzchozenone]

Lmao!!! I so remember this & idky but I laughed my ass off. long dick dong was hella funny.  this movie rocked the shit back then & now. 80s totally rules hellzyeah

[IzzyAndJulia]

long duk dong is my idol!

[xoxoAcklesxoxo]

1 of my favorite scenes ever!

[artymekjd]

i never ever noticed that "jeez" before!!!

[bigbander1940]

I love Long Duck Dong sooo much!

[whitteydog]

Married?

[coryoooo]

Married, jeez

[OliSirenita]

HAHAHA i love the chinese duude.

[hamtaro13579]

Funniest part....in the moive.How come they dont have the whole moive? but anyway i just watched at my friends house and i just want to watch it again....lol

[karen445]

long duck dong: She not here Jake: r u joking around? where is she.. long duck dong: she got married jake:What? long duck dong: she at the church, she gettin married to a bo honk! jake: Married?! long duck dong: Married! jake: Married?!! long duck dong:yeah married! - door closes - jake: (*to himself* married?!!!? long duck dong: *inside* MARRIED! geesh ROFLMAOOOOOOO

[bgrant19]

"she getting married to oily beauhunk!"

classic!!

[mmd3941]

i think its funny cause they used to say instead of like hott, they'd say oily bo-hunk... lol that should be brought back.

Madeline<33

[minecritter]

This is one of my favorite movies, and I thought for years bohunk meant hot, but it's actually an ethnic slur for people with last names that sound like rice chex. :O

[saige94]

haha hes so sexy!!

[rockel1986]

This makes me crack up every time.

[violin4cupid]

Married???

MARRIED!!!!! sheeesh

[mincemate003]

Funniest part of the movie.

[luzdepp89]

Marry! Jesus... LOL

I love this movie!

[ilovealexilaiho2deth]

jake is so hott...

[haysonaagjik]

jake is sexy and hot and delicious(i guess???)

[MyLuckyLilFellow321]

What? My favorite part

[KatieWarthen]

i love this movie!

[johnnydepp713]

i love it when he say "what?!" ♥

[Ylle88]

Same here. =)

[Lubylove818]

Long-"go go away i call i call pa police"

Jake-"Open the door"

Long-"No Way Jose"

Jake-"Open the door"

Long-"You beat up my face!"

Jake-"You grabbed my nuts"

Long-"That you?"

Jake-"Yeah that me!"

lmaoo love this movie.

[iluvspee]

he said *get samantha*.....

but it does sound like *meth*...*L*

[bluestreakkx22]

haha i thought he said meth

[iluvspee]

meth????..*LMAO*....hahahahaha­hahaaaaa

jake is hottttt....

[RevIcon1]

Did he say "get some meth?"

[VMelody]

Such a funny clip LOL

[lilsilly23]

LMAO i love this scene.!

[chloedotcom]

hahah, i love this scene!

[amyinvac]

oN OF THE BEST ALL TIME CLIPS!

[vincesgirl]

i love this clip.

[royal1leroy]

great clip

[silence83]

LOL. Nice...