Lewis Black on Broadway 4 of 6

[bubbyeater]

I'm drinking bottled water right now!

[eurozone69]

@bubbyeater arent you a clever one :D

[theparadisesnare]

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.... MY PEE HAS NO COLOR!



[VampireDemonQueen]

Lewis Black for world Leader lol.

[AdamSKHaj]

Because we..... Are like Snowflakes.

[Zirtionable]

"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!! MY PEE HAS NO COLOR!!" lol

[ChipArgyle]

I'm surprised that marketing departments haven't jumped on this concept and taken it to the next level. Cigarettes could advertise that they contain "No caffeine." Starbucks could advertise that their coffee contains "No tar or nicotine". Every prescription drug is "fat free".

[mztweety1374]

"Bacon's too lean!" Sounds like my husband

[rsj1002rs]

Total fuck fat!

[cris931609]

shit

gotta start drinking thunderbird wine 

[thisnameisnttaken]

4 people's pee have no color...

[chuckybastard]

"I wonder how many calories there are on water...blaaaahh" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[RedJoker9000]

God I hate the woman who is laughing in the videos.

[candlewax122]

The sad thing about 1:34 is that most of America is that fucking stupid...

[alongiv2]

we....... are all like snowflakes

[mdsatan]

@alongiv2 yup. people say we are all different, but in reality noone gives enough of a shit to prove we aren't

[emtittman]

The nutrition facts are there to avoid getting sued. 'Like' this if you agree.

[MoaiMaea]

And “Fuck you” if we disagree. A good day to you, attention whore.

[RioEllington]

Truth: If your piss is clear, you HAVE pissed away the nutrients. XD

[bubbyeater]

My diet's something like that of the hundred-year-old guy. By Black's logic, that means I'm practically immortal.

[RioEllington]

I masturbate 20 times a day and I'm fine. :/

[RedJoker9000]

You know what would of been funny, after the show a woman or girl would come up to him and ask to do the experiment with him in his lab

[1y9b9b]

and by the sound of your reaction, I realize that some of you

are FUCKED !!!!!!!

[KevinHawk636]

look at me look at me, my pee has no color!

[BigWheelHawaii]

Man,,,, This Man is Funny...

[BigLumpyTool]

Lewis is right. We don;t need to drink 8 bottles of water. We need to consume the equivilent of 8 bottles of water. And since everything we eat, or drink is organic material each and every bit of our diet has some water in it. A moist cake, a steak, cookies, flatbread. Fruits, and veggies have the most h2o content. But if you really think about it every soft drink, soda, coffee, or juice hassome water in them also.

[jelloegg]

Whoo!  I'm a snowflake!

[mandisgoj]

Lewis Black is a genius. Just the fact that americans have a "recomended dose of water" label on their bottled waters proves that they are, in fact, stupid. Do you think that just 8 glasses of water is enough for a marathon, a pro tennis match in Miami during the summer or a triathlon? What will you do if you've allready consumed your "daily dose" during half a day? Stop drinking water?

[MetaLHeade666]

3 people don't like Lewis Black!! dumbasses

[trojangirl246]

3 people need to read the health facts about bottled water

[nuggz503]

You are all beautiful snowflakes

[CuBsFaN123100]

I lost it when he said there must be water with chunks of fat in it!

[UndercoverJ7]

Look at me look at me my pee has no color!

[starwarsguy9]

3:20, thank you Anchorsplash! Always putting awesome samples in your music.

[Lonewolfmike]

Never bought into the bottled water shit here. Tap water is good enough for me.

[jelloegg]

@Lonewolfmike Me too. I think it tastes better.

[MrSyntheticDesign]

LMAO the pooh water comes up and hits you in the face LMAO

[loudmusicman4]

TOTAL FUCK FAT

[Mr2020123]

On 6:25 you can see he wanted to laugh

lol

[usomar1]

2 people had to shove a garden hose up their ass at the end of the week :D

[OhEMG33dinosaurs]

2 people are meat with eyes.

[hititnholdit]

Look at me! Look at me! My pee has no color!

[Halo1138]

They are carrying water AS IF THEY WERE CROSSING THE GODDAMNED MOJAVE!

[131untouchable]

look at me look at me my PEE has no COLOR

[JackilynSkellington]

Y'know, I really don't laugh at his stuff much. I mean, yeah, he's brilliant. He's fucking hilarious. But, really, his comedy makes me think more than laugh. I still laugh, but his view on politics and religion are views that I either agree with or find interesting. Anyone agree?

[MrsScarletScolex]

@JackilynSkellington try George Carlin then.

[carmaj156]

@JackilynSkellington I laugh and think at the same time. He's definetely one of the best and smartest comedians I've seen.

[deetjay1]

@JackilynSkellington

Without a doubt...And here I thought I was a fence straddling agnostic...

[rmgallerani]

@JackilynSkellington

That's more how I feel towards George Carlin. While George makes me think more than laugh, Lewis makes me do both equally.

[mokshalovely]

@JackilynSkellington you're right about his comedy being more intellectual --- but he does make me literally burst out laughing every few minutes with his delivery^^

[REDDITCHROCKS]

@JackilynSkellington please like my comment on youtube, PLEEEEAAAASSE!, I am so insecure I come back here after watching this video to see if someone LIKES MEEEE, oh perleeeez won't you like my comment??? If not i will kill myself, ANYONE AGREE?

[scizotts]

@JackilynSkellington Get out of here you faux-intellectual SHIT! There. I've had my vitamins for the day.

[runnysmokey0304]

Thunderbird Wine lol

[bengalsfan093285]

somebody out there doesnt have a sense of humor. But to his good fortune he'll live forever!

[JDCMovies]

Lewis Black for president? His campaign slogan should be, "I'm the greatest fucker here!"

[1y9b9b]

@JDCMovies LOOOOOOL!!

[wakacar122]

"WE....... Are ALL like snow flakes!"

[DeliriumD31]

3:03.  He totally reminds me of the Joker (Batman)...

[miketysoncantpunch]

04:55 What was the name of the old man who lived in the bronxs

[Kage6415]

"My life is a delooooosion!" Just f-ing epic!

[arthereld]

Dude what the fuck. You go from 3 of 6 video he says "Soy Milk" then to 4 of 6 video and he's talking about spring water. Where's his bit on soy milk?!

[m0mbuster]

GOODS DIE YOUNG, BUT PRICKS LIVE FOREVER! OMG loved it xD

[lizweinchester]

stop drinking water black ,,its driving me insane but still funneh!

[lizweinchester]

@lizweinchester LOOk at me LOOK AT ME  my pee has NO COlorR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[29mysticwarrior]

3:27 that guy that didn't laugh is because HE"S FUCKED!

[dark9944]

When I look at the news I get sad at the world's stupidity, comedians should run EVERY NEWS NETWORK!

[MartinBaby101]

i luv it wen he starts gettin irritated and he shakes his finger with it..thats funny in an awsome way

[GeekGod101]

It means there is a couple in Pittsburgh that sits in a bathtub and fills these fuckers up.

[shada0]

the sad thing a scary amount of us are that stupid

[Zgamer618]

I'm trying to just listen to audio, but I keep switching back to watch his gestures.

[xCheese426x]

"You have been shouting, 'Look at me look at me, my pee has no color!!!'

[foleyisstillgod]

Total Fuck Fat in water. I gotta find that water cuz that's a tasty god damn water.

[29mysticwarrior]

total fuck fat in water

[RoosterHitman]

Who's the ONE asscunt who "disliked" this...?

Go shove a garden hose up your ass...

[vampires18]

Dude, I drink water from my sink. XD

[RyanandClayDNA]

Some of you are FUCKED!!! X)

[Linkfanjames1991]

"If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, many doctors say, 'At the end of the week, you should take a garden hose and shove it up your ass!'" LOL XD

[chain582]

8 you fuckers!!!!!!!!

[modst84]

so "the greatest country in the world" doesn't have clean running water and no guaranteed health care by law.....

.....well he's absolutely right, it's obnoxious to listen to the most tragic person in the room talking about how f* great he is

[Extandia]

To be honest, I'm surprised they don't list the ingredients of bottle water on the label as well. lmao

[shadowcopy333]

"look at me, look at me, my pee has no color!"

[affenfranz]

u really can't drink the water from the faucet in amerika? that sucks

[pf126p]

@affenfranz You can but it tastes like chlorine. Although it's still supposedly subject to higher standards than bottled water. And it doesn't leech Bisphenol A.

I will not buy bottled water (even mineral) that comes in plastic because it tastes like... plastic. San Pelligrino and Saratoga are still respectable and tasty (provided the waiter doesn't pollute it with tap-water ice). Perrier with its plastic bottles, however, can "kiss my dick" as Lewis Black would say.

[cromwellian13]

Depends on where you live.

[Astrithor]

@affenfranz i do...lol

[mrtryps]

love that expression on his face right before he mentions the snowflakes; he looks like he's about 2burst into laughter before he gets it out. hahaha

[GreatSoftSwampBadger]

Look at me! Look at me! My pee has no colour!

[xXKushkinXx]

at :37 you can just see the disgust in his expression lol

[shelleybelley682]

I would TOTALLY go to Lewis' lab! :)

[nickelbackkid988]

TOTAL FUCK FAT!

[joeobo1]

look at me! my pee has no color!

LOL!

[tsardooka]

lewis black for president 2012 yes he can!

[blazikencortez]

@tsardooka our second Black president!

[ryker666]

@tsardooka are you kidding? he would kill himself from the stress! XD

[JackilynSkellington]

@tsardooka hear hear!

[sohighstudio]

@tsardooka no! its "yes i fucking can do it prick" lol

[me700gnomes]

@tsardooka Yes he can? Well he won't want to.

[eragon2121]

The good die young, but pricks live FOREVER!

[earlyAMbirds]

@eragon2121 Freddie Mercury

[foleyisstillgod]

@eragon2121 thats true lol

[jayfatha]

bacon too lean? Bread + fatback? Awesome.

[RealDefentertainment]

water should never be advertised or promoted in any way because a human system automatically tells you to fucking look for the nearest place to get water

[Jinda89]

Thats commercialism for you - taking the most basic of biological needs and turning it into a trend, and a profitable one at that. And the brilliant thing is, we don't even realise that they're abusing us

[InterEDGE]

some of you are FUCKED ha

[AntonISAHOTT]

I drink when I'm thirsty, ps water is fucking free in sweden ha. And it comes to our homes, clean

[pshnazz]

Wow you swedish people are lucky lol!

[MrZyorix]

we get free clean water to, its called a refrigerator.

[chrysophase2003]

Ever heard of a water bill? Or in the case of well water you're paying an electric bill to run the pump. Either way, it ain't free.

[MrZyorix]

you realize that not everyone pays a water bill for their water right?

[ExireHG]

And its probably cheaper than buying that expensive Aquafina shit everyday. And if your in a particular state, don't forget the tax!

I could tell a lot of people in the audience were doing exactly what he was making fun of. Yes Lewis, some of us are indeed, fucked.

[cXcaXc]

because Wee.... are just like snowflakes

lmfao

[balgor]

look at me, look at me, mah pee as no colour!!!!!

[miahchua]

"get outta here you little shit!" lol.

[carmaj156]

And it'll be just like taking vitamins!

[Kerrang119]

lol, pause it when he says meat with eyes at 0:35

[dmix09]

TOTAL FAT.. TOTAL FUCK FAT IN WATER!

roflmao!!!

[Konachn4ever]

i know right and what that implies is that there is water with fat chunks in it... and i got to find the water cuz thats the tasty goddamn water. :)

[dropdmaniac]

The good die young but pricks....live FOREVER!!!!

[DaHonestAbe]

That's the truth though drop, sadly.

[Ricaninbk]

that implies that their water with chuck of fat in it, i have to find that water cuase that some tasty goddamn water lmao

[Ministryoflove45]

8 you F(*%kers!!!

[movieaddict19]

and by the sound of your voices, I can guess that some of you are FUCKED!! lol

[MrTdog510]

Dude its LOL

[scholarlylad85]

TOTAL FUCK FAT

XD

[DIVON39]

hahahahaah...quite funny...

[crimsonkyuubi]

☺ ☺ ☺

[AmyF1978]

take a garden hose and shove it up your ass LMAO....look at me my pee has no color!!!☺

[jenbanter]

I would go to his lab. That could be an interesting experiment.

[AmyF1978]

i agree it would be very interresting hehehe

[MazeMurdersOfHeaven]

Nutrional facts...of WATER!

[Hajdijeta]

"If you masturbate... 20 times a day, you'll never make it out your front door. You might make it to the door but when you squeeze the handle you'll pass out!" LOL!