I think it's safe to say that most people understand the things he complains about. In regards to this particular video, it's completely asinine to pretend that one can slow the passage of time by not planning things in advance. His ideas are completely moronic. I'd rather he pretended to know everything than actually be totally ignorant about anything he doesn't like or that happened post-1983. And to add on to that, there's this thing called research he could try. It might be beneficial.
@Coaler73 you're a loser. of course time goes slower when there isn't much to look forward to. Time is a perception that changes with age and other factors. Why don't you go do research?
@tnicholson81 I'm pretty sure time moves at a rate of just about 1 second/second. Perception is relative, not time, dumbfuck. If you want to say that time itself is relative and based entirely on having people around to perceive it then you're going into metaphysical shit and I'm not going to bother arguing about it.
@Coaler73 like I said before , you are a loser. Do you really think that Mr Rooney was trying to actually get clocks to slow down? loooooooooooooser! have fun watching cartoons. should make time pass very quickly for YOU!
@Coaler73 All time is relative. Those seconds you refer to are just units of time created by humans using the earth's rotation around the sun and its own axis. In space there are no such things as seconds or minutes. The movement of objects and how they are relative to each other, in addition to our own perception of such things, constitutes time. So you're wrong on that account.
@cyrus0007 A. Go fuck yourself. B. No, time is constant. Perception does not equal time. The world runs on one set time and that's the only time that matters. I might feel like I've been at work for 3 days but in reality it's probably only been 3 hours. C. I don't give a fuck what happens in space. I don't live there. I live on Earth in 2011, far away from wherever the fuck Rooney came from. D. You can't create more time for yourself by not planning ahead, as the late Mr. Retard thought.
@Coaler73 You're an idiot. Ever heard of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Probably not given your simpleton brain can't comprehend the fact that time is all relative and from a human scale its strictly perceptive. Definition of time: The indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole. Notice no mention of numbers? That's because time itself is all about perception and relativity. You're a stupid little man.
@cyrus0007 I'd probably be really impressed with your Discovery Channel-level grasp of physics if you weren't trying to back up a viewpoint from Andy Rooney. And you're still not getting it. Time is a constant because we don't stop experiencing it. There's no point where you don't feel the passage of time. It's universal for humans. That's why we all die at similar ages. Nobody lives to be 200 just because they stopped to smell the roses. You're fucking dumb.
Sounds like the people who thumbed up those comments missed the point.
jonfrzr 1 month ago
I hate these commercials being held hostage by them. But I love Andy Rooney.
uratrick 3 months ago
actually I agree with Rooney but I will point out that the faster you go time actually slows down.
lollypopalopicus 3 months ago
The awkward moment when the top comment is "he won't die" and hes dead.
8Alexi 3 months ago 3
I really enjoy watching andy. I believe he is one of the greatest thinkers of our time
OEFvet1986 4 months ago 2
@OEFvet1986 all he does is complain about shit cause he doesn't understand it.
Coaler73 4 months ago
@Coaler73 Neither does anyone else. At least he doesnt act like he knows everything like some people do.
OEFvet1986 4 months ago
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Coaler73 4 months ago
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Coaler73 4 months ago
I think it's safe to say that most people understand the things he complains about. In regards to this particular video, it's completely asinine to pretend that one can slow the passage of time by not planning things in advance. His ideas are completely moronic. I'd rather he pretended to know everything than actually be totally ignorant about anything he doesn't like or that happened post-1983. And to add on to that, there's this thing called research he could try. It might be beneficial.
Coaler73 4 months ago
@Coaler73 you're a loser. of course time goes slower when there isn't much to look forward to. Time is a perception that changes with age and other factors. Why don't you go do research?
tnicholson81 3 months ago 5
@tnicholson81 I'm pretty sure time moves at a rate of just about 1 second/second. Perception is relative, not time, dumbfuck. If you want to say that time itself is relative and based entirely on having people around to perceive it then you're going into metaphysical shit and I'm not going to bother arguing about it.
Coaler73 3 months ago
@Coaler73 like I said before , you are a loser. Do you really think that Mr Rooney was trying to actually get clocks to slow down? loooooooooooooser! have fun watching cartoons. should make time pass very quickly for YOU!
tnicholson81 3 months ago
@tnicholson81 lol stop whiteknighting for a dead idiot, you're wasting your time.
Coaler73 3 months ago
@Coaler73 All time is relative. Those seconds you refer to are just units of time created by humans using the earth's rotation around the sun and its own axis. In space there are no such things as seconds or minutes. The movement of objects and how they are relative to each other, in addition to our own perception of such things, constitutes time. So you're wrong on that account.
cyrus0007 3 months ago
@cyrus0007 A. Go fuck yourself. B. No, time is constant. Perception does not equal time. The world runs on one set time and that's the only time that matters. I might feel like I've been at work for 3 days but in reality it's probably only been 3 hours. C. I don't give a fuck what happens in space. I don't live there. I live on Earth in 2011, far away from wherever the fuck Rooney came from. D. You can't create more time for yourself by not planning ahead, as the late Mr. Retard thought.
Coaler73 3 months ago
@Coaler73 You're an idiot. Ever heard of Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Probably not given your simpleton brain can't comprehend the fact that time is all relative and from a human scale its strictly perceptive. Definition of time: The indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole. Notice no mention of numbers? That's because time itself is all about perception and relativity. You're a stupid little man.
cyrus0007 3 months ago
@cyrus0007 I'd probably be really impressed with your Discovery Channel-level grasp of physics if you weren't trying to back up a viewpoint from Andy Rooney. And you're still not getting it. Time is a constant because we don't stop experiencing it. There's no point where you don't feel the passage of time. It's universal for humans. That's why we all die at similar ages. Nobody lives to be 200 just because they stopped to smell the roses. You're fucking dumb.
Coaler73 3 months ago
This ad song sounds like a Billy Preston song. Ripoff.
utterlyviolet 9 months ago
I wish it was more like this -.- South U.S. supposedly is better than the North with this... but apparently Europe still wins. lol
WinterCranium 11 months ago
he won't die
TheVMFA333 1 year ago 7
@TheVMFA333 uhmmmm...
DancingSpiderman 3 months ago