The Greatest Action Story Ever Told

[poet279]

Better than Terminator: Salvation

[CrazyStyxFan]

I think Hollywood would actually make this.

[mrjsh316]

how in the hell did he get a shotgun !!

[dapreachamen]

167 people were disapointed this wasnt a real movie

[KushTunes]

snl is waaaaaayyy better then mad tv! i think mad tv is for fobs!

[PaniczX]

thou shalt not miss this movie

[mstephens44]

Better than the last 2 terminators combined...

[Gr8Layks]

Turn on "Transcribe Audio." Trust me...it's worth it!

[mdtacor]

Stop Killing Judas bahahahaha!

[spyrothedragon590]

Jesus: You cannot go around killing people

Arnold: Why?

Jesus: Because it is one of God's commandments, thaul shall not kill

Arnold: Why?

Jesus: Because it is a sin

Arnold: Why?

Jesus: Because it's not nice

Arnold: Why?

Jesus: Forgive him father, he is a robot from the future.

Funniest part hahahaha XD

[spyrothedragon590]

This would be cool if it was a real movie :)

[lolkewlJ]

I used this for my fb xmas e-card...Happy Holidays all you sacrilge ers!

[MexicanHistoryX]

@Satmtca

He says 'Pontius Pilate, 10 O' clock'

[bonez093]

if this was a movie i would so see it!

[mummymummy2009]

.ertgdrxdg

[satmtca]

wht did he say was at 10 o'clock?

[sebulia1]

This would make an utterly hilarious feature length movie....

Loved the flat, robotic delivery of the Ah-nuld character.

I think even God would have a good laugh at this one. ;-)

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

is this offensive to Christians?

[Alexiaelw]

@SmoothCriminalAaron well I am Christian and I think it is fun xD

[HYO1k]

"Stop! Stop killing Judas!"

I literrally ROFL'd

[jhoule583316]

dont worry he will be back lol

[HakitoJin]

My right ear is lonely

[TizzyElBizzall]

You have been tahrgeted for te'airmination.

[24kimclyde]

soo thats why judas betrayed him....LOL!!

[Darko2625]

His only son? So god is impotent,he can't make more children...

[ChevKen]

Some may find this offensive, but I could actually imagine the Lord Himself laughing at this!

[mdtacor]

STOP KILLING JUDAS :D

[winkle51]

superb



[Angelkid190]

@stitch99 ha ha yeah me too

[RunescapeBoss986]

Puncious Pilot at 10 o' clock! * Everybody looks * * BANG *

[Maria695x]

Aahahaha. Awsome xD

[vollgeiley]

Does anyone know the song/music between 2:27 - 2:43 ???????

[stitch99]

I never get tired of this.

[irvinglambertgrims]

who plays arnold???? its funny shit lol

[MrGigel666]

Stop killing Judas !!

[Troy2Kill]

No human can Go back to time at year 0000 Because Your Never Ganna Go Back At 2011 Even Your ganna Change The Future What in the Bible Judas Was killed 3 time by a shot gun and 1 time hanging?

[XxTheDude911xX]

If you wanna see a real funny Jesus go see The Big Lebowski! The Dude man!!!

[CSUSBlikesOmfgcata]

"Russian Piolet at Ten o' clock," everyone turn to look, BOOM!!! Terminator shoot Judus agains. LMAO!!!

[stitch99]

@CSUSBlikesOmfgcata

Actually, I think he said, "Oh, shit! Pilate at ten o'clock."

[AssaultKalashnikov]

@stitch99 no.. he said martian pirate

[Known2BUnknown]

@AssaultKalashnikov hes said martian pilot.

[AssaultKalashnikov]

@Known2BUnknown nope. he definately said martian pirate

[chaoslord316]

@AssaultKalashnikov No no no... what he said was "Pontius Pilate at ten o'clock".

[AssaultKalashnikov]

@chaoslord316 oh ya.. you're right

[BigMig18]

Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock....hahaha

[sexer9065]

this is sooo!!! funnny ahah he will be back!!! lol

[tekkenfan5]

thumbs up if you think this is how terminator 5 should be

[JFCATRON]

U PPL R SICK JESUS GAVE HIS LIFE 4 OUR SINS SO WE CAN HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE I FEEL SORRY 4 U PPL

[sexer9065]

@JFCATRON fuck you ! ahahah

[JFCATRON]

@sexer9065 O WOW

[GambLe701]

its not disgracing any thing its just MAKES IT FUN HAHAHAHAHA

[MollyAnn2009]

So funny! Thanks, for posting,

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

I wish this was in the Bible. A sermon I could listen to!

[Grissha]

Now this is a real commandment: "Stop! Stop killing Judas!" (Arnold 3,57)

[washboardblues]

Boring!

[Littlescienceguy]

The best part was when he kept killing Judas. LOL!

[kfjshwe7e]

LoL I always wondered what happened when they fine tuned the time machine...

[ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa]

4:11 watch out what at 10:00?

[PEARO111]

@ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa pontius pilate

[ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa]

@PEARO111 Thanks! I wouldn't have heard it in a million years.

[bhekimich]

Im so hapi & xcited 2 see d nativity of Jesus; wen i c diz im amaze coz i thnk tht it is the highlight of d s2ry. But when i check it out I badly hurt that they make d story of Jesus a comedy.........  God bless 2 d people who made diz!!!!!!!!!

[WinstonSmith6079]

LOL MADtv rocked! I wish it was still running with the same cast that made it such a great show!

And this Terminator skit is waay better than fking Terminator Salvation was! hehehehe

[Nusrat5791]

i wish my co-religionists - muslims - were able to take a joke about prophet muhammad.

if god and his prophets are as powerful as claimed, then a mere parody should not fluster them, nor should they require help from the human followers who god created out of nothing, allegedly.

[CrissOnly]

This trailer is way more enjoyable than the actual Terminator 3

[Rucker1980]

After he says he'll be back, you could see him struggle not to laugh

[dechav1]

wow a parody on the zeitgeist.

[fantacybab3]

DOES ANY ONE NOTICE JUDAS' MODERN DAY SHOES?? LOL

[H0tkebab]

Jesus Christ approves of this.

[bntocool]

is he supposed to sound retarded

[MitzKootz]

why why why why go to my channel

[6Biermacht6]

Co za asy...

[mormonhippie]

I couldn't resist watching this. All I can say is its funny and could have been a lot worse, as far as blasphemy goes.

[TheLolfest100]

wish this was the real t3

[syncopath0425]

i'm a catholic Christian and I liked this. =))

[Nonocea]

keeps killing judas XD

[TheOriginalAliasAce]

Is this a real movie. Id like to see it. But this is good enough. :)

[1Morey]

My dad and I are devout Christians and we thought this was hilarious.

Enemy Profile:

JUDAS

Warning:

WILL BETRAY JESUS

[freddylv2011]

What are you? a Glutton for punishment?

[TheFashionbugs]

@freddylv2011 who u talkin to>?

[LegionIscariot]

MADTV IS AWESOME.

THEY SHOULD REALLY MAKE THIS MOVIE.

JESUS' STUDENTS RAN AWAY AS IF THEY KNEW WHAT A GUN WAS AND THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS.

[Smoke2Sublime]

@LegionIscariot but you were ok with the plausibility other than the gun?

[TheOriginalAliasAce]

@LegionIscariot Indeed. Did he shoot though? It might of scared the peeps.

[TooPiAr]

"What are you, a glutton for punishment?" =))

[MrTonigold]

i wonder how mad or how much god and jesus would laughing

[lachie62]

my left ear hurts :(

[boowoo4]

So Funny !!

[tilmanschober]

I believe in God and Jesus.... and that they have a sense of humor... otherwise, the world would be really sad...

[steliostoutou]

πολύ κρύο χιουμορ

[madaboysnevercry]

What he is saying at 4:08 ? ".... at ten oclock"

[siggesatan]

@madaboysnevercry marcian spy at ten o clock

[chongvang916]

@siggesatan LMAO (^ ^) funny stuff

[siggesatan]

@chongvang916 well there was a emperor Marcian of rome in history but he didnt live at the same time tough :)

[Petera275]

@madaboysnevercry Pontius Pilate, the man that ultimately condemns Jesus to death

[crap7007]

@nostalu  0000 AD

[cantgetrite23]

Don't worry he'll be back!! LMAO...!!!

[MAR4168]

Hilarious!

[MrHaxx1]

@nostalu Yes. Yes he was.

[Knightman963]

@nostalu Pretty sure he was because in the year 1 it was in A.D and B.C was before christ :)

[icxiuh90]

forgive him father, is a robot from the future.... LOL!!!

[TheBasje1993]

@icxiuh90 xD

[TheBasje1993]

why?

[Litzen2k]

@TheBasje1993 Why not`?

[TheBasje1993]

@Litzen2k Why

[Litzen2k]

@TheBasje1993 If you are referring to the movie, its because religion is just a phony. Thats WHY!

[littledrummerboy3225]

i think its hilarious and im a christian, now if they made fun of Muhammad or Allah, we'd be in trouble. Everybody, including Christians need to calm down and learn to take a joke

[TornadoMDR]

@littledrummerboy3225 as a muslim I agree , I always joke abt god and the prophets ... and I dont think that the old mighty would mind it ... I totally agree bro :D

[MrLukeimurdad6]

@TornadoMDR dude im a christian and i laugh about stuff like that, i really dont think he would mind either, and plus its just a joke its not hating or anything its just a parady of the terminator lol

[RDWWWWWW]

@MrLukeimurdad6

i think he would mind as it may make peoples see that Jesus had a plan to be remembered

if he wouldnt have died he would not have be so " popular "

Seeing the peoples nowdays still belive in this crap makes me sad

[MrLukeimurdad6]

@RDWWWWWW yeah. i see your point, that makes me kind of sad when i think about it....

[RDWWWWWW]

@MrLukeimurdad6

Wait i hope i havent confused you...

when i said "Seeing the peoples nowdays still belive in this crap makes me sad "

i meant the crap of jesus and religion

i am a christian with christian family members etc

But i dont Belive in god and this retarded religions !

So i declare myself an Atheist :D

[MrLukeimurdad6]

@RDWWWWWW ohhhh lol >_<

[garmichi3]

who did this video? excellent

[lightningattack1]

I come bearing many gifts but I can assure you my robes are not among them.

[lightningattack1]

Holy dog shit Batman!!!!!!!!! lol 

[MrTonigold]

jesus: you cant go around killing people

terminator: why?

jesus: because its one of gods commandments thou should not kill

terminator: why?

hahahahahahah hilarious

[MrTonigold]

omg..lol...gasp that was funny stop killing juddus hahahaha

[lightningattack1]

I hope God has a since of humor.

[jakethesnake9901]

I wish they would actually make this movie! God that would be so awesome!

[vierkeervier]

"stop killing Judas!" xD

[Elasgalen]

"Why" is poison to God

[vasko002]

Jesus is like Obi-Wan Kenobi

[shady659]

@FuzzBuzz9685 while we're all burning in hell remember that he still loves u lol

[MrJoedf]

"Why?" I loved that part!

[theprettyduke]

What are u club for punishment?

[HRRNighthawk]

@theprettyduke its actually "glutton for punishment"

[uchiha224]

haha XD



[Calzilla2000]

this is 100,000,000,000,000,000 better action story:chuck noris.

[ROCKBEERFUCK]

I got alot on my mind right now and your really starting to stress me out...lmao..like if people talked like that back then..

[Vidhole]

where did he get the shotgun if he came naked into year 0

[Vidhole]

this actually looks better than T3

[VOLDEMORThasrisen]

Retarded ... but lol.

Don't worry - he'll be back.

[VOLDEMORThasrisen]

Retarded ... but lol.

[AndyAngelZ]

he shot him like 3 times ROFL@!@!@!@!@!@!

[Zero0mfg]

Sound only coming out of left speaker.. why?

[Reiken99]

why ?

[MrSn0wball]

lol i love it ""dont worry he will be back""

[al9ods222]

Jesus is a best profet from God Allaho akbar

[lalindz]

ponctious pilot at 10 o clock! lol

[TheNightracer]

Get down! BOOM

[shinaley]

Make your order now # lushfmlk.info #

[lukini101]

i sorta enjoyed this. mad tv really sucks.

[JaMasta300]

BUT HES GOING TO BETRAY YOU lol

[Drblackinstien]

Curse be to the creator of this video, and to all who think this video is ok

It's Mocking God!

1st Corinthians 3:18-19

[yamabushins]

@Drblackinstien

just fuck off...

[jamesatthedisco69]

@Drblackinstien i'm pretty sure god can take a laugh :P (if he even exists)

[Litzen2k]

@jamesatthedisco69 Even if he exists what different would it make? Struck the producer with lighting or spread the plague on us all. 

[s4g3b100d]

@jamesatthedisco69

actually, justin bieber is living proof that god has a sense of humor.

[parevek]

@jamesatthedisco69 he exists u atheist fuck

[jamesatthedisco69]

@parevek look up the definition of atheist before you start gobbin off dumbass, atheist mean refuses the existance of God, im just not sure either way (agnostic)... prick

[parevek]

@jamesatthedisco69 fuck u biatch

[jamesatthedisco69]

@parevek good come back there... i think you just got owned

[rumgumss]

@jamesatthedisco69 fuck you he does

[jamesatthedisco69]

@rumgumss fuck you, prove it ;)

[armorais]

@Drblackinstien Curse be to your ass

[Computerdisplay]

@Drblackinstien "tell my ass...he´s the only one who gives a crap!"

[81tflores]

@Drblackinstien Since you took the time to say something totally fucking stupid, I will also... Curse you and to everyone who thinks like you... It's mocking people & comedy!!! Seriously, don't you have anything better to do than to "judge" others?

[Drblackinstien]

@81tflores Don't use God in your stupid comedy asshole! It brings out the ignorance in you!

First off it ain't funny dumb ass!

Secondly, God will not be mocked!

Your mother must have had you under a rock!

[cincykid73]

Pretty Funny......a classic!

[Loopa7206]

Stop killing judas! Lol

[cyndaquil143]

dont worry he will be back lol

[ErickHernandez23]

@cyndaquil143 lmao why? why?? LMAO!!!

[cyndaquil143]

@ErickHernandez23 yeah hehe LMAO!!! WHY ?

[impallious]

nice shotgun. bloodless. haha=D

[Lordi465]

epic

[sk8boarder125]

HAHAHHA

[Stormiestormtrooper]

wont he run out of rounds?

[SaltyPenguin7]

I'd go see it.

[RalphCramdenJr]

I have to admit, If I were Termy, I probably would have given Judas a hard way to go. STOP KILLING JUDAS! ROFL! Poor guy ended up dying miserably anyway.

Since Jesus had to do what he had to do, I would have exercised some detente. Besides "Don't worry, He'll be Bock" Rofl!

[Stormiestormtrooper]

130 were Judas and died of shotgun rounds

[cobrabase]

This was my school chaplain's favorite video... he couldn't stop laughing!

[Chromebeast100]

im no racist but this pretty funny

[Vogoth993]

dont worry hel be back... what ?

[Daniel4646]

When is this movie coming out??

LOL!

[flo6o6]

well its not an story it wAs reality JESUS SAVES!