It's wrong how cute he still manages to be through this all :D He's so freakin' funny! He delivers things so well, where usually I might cringe or something he always manages to make me laugh! xo Jon
ppl who get thumbs up post something about vevo and Justin Bieber..Something or someone brought them here or people what start comments with "thumbs up if.."... lil wayne sucks, im listening to this is 2011, something about the dislike bar and charlie sheen, your leaning on your left elbow, only gay people get thumbs.. ummm Casey Anthony, Rebecca black, Eminem is the best.. scroll back up your missing the video
Okay, now after doing some digging in the field of Medical Research I have came up with this. "Medical Researchers have determined that the average adult human colon has a capacity of 7 Quarts, no matter what the contents!" So that means 7 quarts of horse semen can be pumped into a human asshole. There you go, the unanswered question of the year.
I've recently come out as a homosexual to my friends but would like some advice on how to come out to my parents. Could someone message me with advice? CHEERS BABES :)
EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW or ill fist fuck a goat and make 29 surrving babies from the japan earthquake and make them cry and throw up at the same time and cant get it all out so they choke on thier on puke
more pointless profanity jon !!
eswormssful 8 hours ago
y is parto vaginal natural childbirth wait...nvm -.-
R3D50N69 3 days ago
shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits
yxrcbszg 1 week ago
A one-armed hooker named Steeve! WOW hahahah!
OvyRocksTheWorld 1 week ago 3
what the fuck is this?? why so many ppl liking this..
tehboka 1 week ago
@tehboka this is funny shit
its jon
ProtonPivotXD 1 week ago
@tehboka can i ask you a question how much horse semen was pumped into your asshole?
phoque122 4 days ago
Bahaha lmao best video
KaitlynNicole001 1 week ago
we want part 3-25...please
johnnyass68 1 week ago
best video here....absolut......
greeds from germany
johnnyass68 1 week ago
keep pressing 1 for the handjoob of your life :P
MrBananosify 1 week ago
i haven't laughed that hard in a while; " the last time you had sex was in 1994 with a hooker named steve"
teesaccount 2 weeks ago
553 people agree with Joey
TheVideosurfer21 3 weeks ago
stupid
getfuckedanddie1 3 weeks ago
@getfuckedanddie1 Dear fucker,
Your comment fucking sucks, bitch !
Sincerly, All of Jon Lajoie's fans on Youtube
KillWilI 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
"I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, and fist-fuck a goat."
I will never laugh as hard again.
aldoversion2 3 weeks ago 4
@jonlajoie please make number 3 <3
DaSandalSock 1 month ago
@jonlajoie please make a number 3.
DaSandalSock 1 month ago
o.0
camaleon2040 1 month ago
I have been waiting almost 5 years for the Pointless Profanity 3.
MrM3RKGaming 1 month ago 6
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY VIEWS!?
Thatoneguy776 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Thatoneguy776 Cause it's friggin' funny maybe
raiduk 1 month ago
press 8 to see what this show is about
fatwithak 1 month ago
It's wrong how cute he still manages to be through this all :D He's so freakin' funny! He delivers things so well, where usually I might cringe or something he always manages to make me laugh! xo Jon
LittleLeeloo33 1 month ago
My name is "Gofuckyourself" :D :D :D
DjPrimar 1 month ago
Incestuous Homosexual Intercourse
MrGingaVitis 1 month ago
Whens pointless profanity 3 coming? This shit cracks me up
drTpat420 1 month ago 57
@drTpat420 hell ya broski
en9nhcetechn9e 1 month ago
@drTpat420 I guess it could be fuck everything?
dog7156 1 month ago
@drTpat420 I see what you did there.
nbness 1 day ago
fist fuck a goat
mbell28164 1 month ago
grow up man!! grow up!!!
:fukcsatree:
lmfao xDD
OddBodd0815 1 month ago
saw that same comment on a nickelback video. cmon man
jeffdoes88 1 month ago
All dislikers. Look at the size of the dislike bar. Now look at the size of your penis. Not much of a difference is there?
Alias3141 1 month ago
stab wound fuking AHAHA
YourResource2 1 month ago
muff slapping
powersb2 1 month ago
"That is school year talk right there!!!!, that is school yard talk, grow up!"
whiteknight4879 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
"And how many gallons of horse semen can be pumped into a human asshole." LMAO!
whiteknight4879 2 months ago
550 people had horse semen pumped into their asshole
TheBayareaPenguin 2 months ago 91
I guess I won't be concerned about my occasional 'Fuck you asshole' and 'eat me' in my comments!
Lennon4ever1 2 months ago
Funniest thing ever.
howwdoyousleep 2 months ago
If there was a tv show which was like this, even a wildlife documentary with pointless profanities in it. It would be genius. Its just deadly :L
boy1er1990 2 months ago
Stab wound fucking rofl
TolgaXatalic 2 months ago
I want a new one!!!!!!!!!!
silentsnipers813 2 months ago
Classic.
Blueberry954 2 months ago
thanks for the letter! hahahaha
1995hermanator 2 months ago in playlist comedy
ahaha thanks for the constructive criticsm
dcsplat27 2 months ago
we have 548 cock robins who disliked this.. nice work
Fusakiri 2 months ago
we meet again Mr 240p
artiseLBP 2 months ago
my brothers name is joey and he is from New Hampshire... :O
terminator6802 2 months ago
@terminator6802
He probably has a baby sized penis.
justforthelulzzz 2 months ago
wadsworth's constant applies
Biscu1ts23 2 months ago
taco, wtf
strike41100 2 months ago
who the motherfucking shitass cuntsuck flagged this fucking video?
michiganfan725 2 months ago
But was Steve mesntruating?
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight.
shaneomacmcgee 2 months ago
sounds like sean william scott
luder868 2 months ago
@luder868 I completly agree with your statement, looks like tosh.o has a new host
tommywofford1 1 month ago
THIS IS VIDEO IS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING CREATED BY MAN IN WHOLE HISTORY ON MANKIND!
lordmarshall7 2 months ago
Hit 3 then 4. Then laugh
nightnub 2 months ago
lmao "In association with Ass to Mouth inc."
herpderp951js 2 months ago
make a series thank you
Virradarkness 2 months ago
press pause after press play and press 1
felix19998 2 months ago
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felix19998 2 months ago
544 goats dislike this episode,
kevinmcl555 2 months ago
Pause the video, press play, then tap 1 repeatedly xD
CaboosseVSD 2 months ago
@CaboosseVSD Hhahahahahahahaha
RileySkinner1 2 months ago
@CaboosseVSD or just press it after 3 secs
charleslee2398 2 months ago
@charleslee2398 That's if you want to be literal about it.
CaboosseVSD 2 months ago
it is INDEED school talk lol
LewiBro 2 months ago
When he said "Hey, hey hey" after he threw the ball he sounded like John Travolta.
browneyedgirl19881 2 months ago
Steve is my brother, and he never had sex with Joey.
johng0442 2 months ago
@johng0442 you mean sister
KINGK0BRA1O8 2 months ago
From ponies to this.
How the firetruck did this happen?
Russiarules1 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I thought Steve was a girl ..
Smashi5 3 months ago
Comment removed
Smashi5 3 months ago
lolol @ pressing 1 for jacking off
KralleCR 3 months ago
Dear Chainsawer, what the chainsaw man? your show chainsawing sucks. bitch!
Lina0David 3 months ago
This is the best video on the internet XD
Ozqawr 3 months ago
On the subtitles when you said "That's schoolyard talk" It said "cool yard cock" Lol .
LiLMiK3Y831 3 months ago
i actually said what the fuck in the schoolyard and got yelled at to? wtf?
666lordloss666 3 months ago
That is schoolyard talk! Grow up!
uJStarFire 3 months ago
repeat hitting 5 for aids
FransRanges 3 months ago
Life must be hard when your name is Gofuck Yourself
GoldenHairAngel 3 months ago
thumbs up if you think he should make more videos like this
Chucky5525 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. Pause video.
2. Resume video.
3. Press 7.
4. Laugh.
5. Repeat
garysleeth 3 months ago in playlist garysleeth's favourites
I kinda wanna see the flaming fisting
EpicSandyTime 3 months ago
why do i keep watching this?
lilCaucasian 3 months ago
JOOOOON, DU BIST COOL :)
DiecoolenCoolen 3 months ago
@DiecoolenCoolen an du bist dietch
henry185511 3 months ago
@henry185511 what?
DiecoolenCoolen 3 months ago
belo video coisa de genio eu nao faria melhor que esse perturbado
8====D
bielcoutinho69 3 months ago
How many gallons of horse semen can be pumped into a human asshole. :D
victoirclochard 3 months ago
Press 3 for Boobie Pudding
dlzonwlz 3 months ago
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dlzonwlz 3 months ago
wow....funny....not
WhatAnActress 3 months ago
Stop at 0:14. Press Play and than 1, again, again and again....
Yeaaahh....thats life...
Haubentaucherwelpen 3 months ago
hahahaha transcript audio 1:55 we not in a school yard rith there, but is cool yard cock, XD HAHAHAHA
pifleoIII 3 months ago
omg so fucking funny!
stick around ya bunch of dick loving cum swappers!
hahahahaha
PsychoNorth 3 months ago
Transcript audio LOL
leiscwf 3 months ago
@leiscwf "that's school yard cock" xDDDDDDDD
ermack91 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. Pause video.
2. Resume video
3. Hold 2.
4. Masturbate!3
ledbetterp333 3 months ago
lol hold 9 too
sakic19viron 3 months ago
make more pointless profanity!!
halorulesyourface 3 months ago
Okay, seriously, how much longer do we have to wait for Episode 3 of Pointless profanity, gosh-darn it?
AMorrison2007 4 months ago 2
536 had sex with a one armed hooker named steve!!
madinsomaniac 4 months ago 45
LOL Shit, he boinked a tree. What a nature lover.
ViciousLatina 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ppl who get thumbs up post something about vevo and Justin Bieber..Something or someone brought them here or people what start comments with "thumbs up if.."... lil wayne sucks, im listening to this is 2011, something about the dislike bar and charlie sheen, your leaning on your left elbow, only gay people get thumbs.. ummm Casey Anthony, Rebecca black, Eminem is the best.. scroll back up your missing the video
SEATTLEBOI253 4 months ago
is i bad that I wish to be that tree?
rabidpotatoify 4 months ago
my name is joey...
user29639 4 months ago
who wants ep 3?
Apsolutni 4 months ago
536 people are dick loving cum swappers.
backwoodsninja 4 months ago
press 9 (:
EXcalibourShotzz 4 months ago
Hey haters, all you gotta do is.
Stick around you big bunch of dick loving cumswappers.
CfFial 4 months ago
FIST FUCK A GOAT
BuKuTyyy 4 months ago
I would actually watch a full episode of this show.
toejamthechicken 4 months ago 34
@toejamthechicken agreed! :D
phoebu6 2 months ago in playlist Davey's Videos #4
soak my arm in carasene, light it, then fist fuck a goat.
mlatt14 4 months ago
shit gets so real at 1:22!!!!
ayanna2694 4 months ago
can you imagine how many outtakes there were?
R0CKNR01143V3R 4 months ago
stab wound fucking
LambdaDrS 4 months ago
1 < 9
MTX1030 4 months ago
1:33 was really fucking funny
DaveRocky27 4 months ago
Tree just be thinking WTF
AliceMarr 4 months ago
i was born in the 1994 :D
systemremake 4 months ago
im trying to ttype this wqhile im still lolloing!
Jessdmann 4 months ago
hahaha wheres the 3rd one darnet!???
ImmaculateTouch 4 months ago
this video inspires my life!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MrSuperjay123 4 months ago
Lol,T & A Productions!:D
AnarchyDeathHate666 4 months ago
We waited 4 years... we now want Pointless profanity ep. 3 ... Please Jon :D
konj4 4 months ago 2
Balls
DjOver9000 4 months ago
My name is Steve :(
ShadowofWarX4 4 months ago
i wish i was that tree at the end :D
dschist93 4 months ago
Hi Alyii!
MaximusPrime131 4 months ago
@MaximusPrime131 Max!, Hiiiii :D
estoudella 4 months ago
Okay, now after doing some digging in the field of Medical Research I have came up with this. "Medical Researchers have determined that the average adult human colon has a capacity of 7 Quarts, no matter what the contents!" So that means 7 quarts of horse semen can be pumped into a human asshole. There you go, the unanswered question of the year.
DirtyThePig 4 months ago in playlist Davey's Videos #4 130
@DirtyThePig So my 8 quart dick is useless?
ApprenticeOfAnubis 4 months ago
@DirtyThePig What is "quart"? Are you from 1500s?
FrauleinK 4 months ago
@FrauleinK Quarts are still commonly used to measure stuff here in the US.
XMMxmmXM 4 months ago
@DirtyThePig which is 1.75 gallons of horse semen. if he wanted quarts, he would have asked for quarts. asshole.
Jpalm04 3 months ago
1:33 - 1:42 best part
valy4lifeee 4 months ago
mmmh, i want to be that tree!
IcaroVolera 4 months ago
@IcaroVolera ...
xSWATxRiFt 4 months ago
stabwound fucking............i have to try this
Agakroete45 5 months ago
Where the fuck is pointless profanity three you mother fucking cock sucking goat ball licking cunt biting asshole sniffing shit gurgling dickbag?
OctoGangsta 5 months ago 3
Anyone else notice Jon hold back a laugh after saying "Human Asshole" (1:03)
steb0987 5 months ago
I've recently come out as a homosexual to my friends but would like some advice on how to come out to my parents. Could someone message me with advice? CHEERS BABES :)
JezWright123 5 months ago
hahha fuck so funny at 1.56
pokemonwarsful 5 months ago
Press 1 repeatedly
vc1505 5 months ago
haha
laurenmaxine14 5 months ago in playlist Davey's Videos #4
1. Pause video.
2. Resume video
3. Hold 1.
4. Laugh.
zaeke5 5 months ago 244
@zaeke5 i prefer 9 :D
MrSoulB 5 months ago
@zaeke5 5 profit?
yourmotherslover1056 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jonlajoie
@zaeke5 why he's jerking it regardless Timmy Talks A Lot
BigBossHawg09 4 months ago
@zaeke5 thats funny your comment has 69 likes..
FlashyV2 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@zaeke5 or u can hold 9 (;
TheJewLeader1 4 months ago
@zaeke5
I'm laughing my fucking head off right now...
MsSkylar17 3 months ago
@zaeke5 There's nothing funny at 1....
steb0987 3 months ago
@steb0987 Then you have no sense of humor.
zaeke5 3 months ago
@zaeke5 Oh wait, when i pressed 1 it was the deer in the grass, just did it then. Now i get it ^^
steb0987 3 months ago
@zaeke5 it came when i did that
pipinho114 3 months ago
recommend you tie that goat firmly they can be vicious...
tadpoleification 5 months ago
you are a seriously disturbed individual and I like you...
tadpoleification 5 months ago
wath a gay haircut... you can continues fucking trees and sucking banana you weirdo!
harmhele 5 months ago
@harmhele Are you retarded?
TheAppleShampoo182 5 months ago
press 4 to know what jonlajoie's doin on weekends
LeGriizz 5 months ago
"because after the break, im going to soak my arm in kerosene, light it, the fist fuck a goat" best part
a7xAMAZINGa7x 5 months ago 3
Steven, Ne
Dear fucker, seriously you should watch your fucking mouth, there's fucking kids who watch your damn show, bitch.
bartman464 5 months ago in playlist Spoof videos
i cant keep a straight face when he says hes gonna fist fuck a goat
DCB160 5 months ago
Keep pressing 9 and you'll see Jon chainsawing a tree.
jovan856 5 months ago
press 1 and then 9
ctfisfun 5 months ago
thumbs up if you have lit ur hand on kerosene and fist fucked a goat lol
airjordanz13 5 months ago
lmao repeatdly press the 1 button xD
darkside9799 5 months ago
one armed hooker named Steve.
AP93Playa 5 months ago
xD i think he got wood
erisgudajunge 5 months ago
I'm going to stop watching these vids cause he sucked his banana and cause this episode makes everything i see seem gay
divemakings 5 months ago
EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW or ill fist fuck a goat and make 29 surrving babies from the japan earthquake and make them cry and throw up at the same time and cant get it all out so they choke on thier on puke
themoocrew1 5 months ago
thumbs up if you said "what the fuck" when he pulled down his pants.
CatsWithoutHats 5 months ago
press 1 repeatedly
94harmstonb 5 months ago
12. 12 gallons of horse semen.
Onkills 5 months ago 2
0:51
MrAngedaman 5 months ago
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MrAngedaman 5 months ago
I say less
shaneomacmcgee 5 months ago
why was there no scene of him with fire-arm-fist-fucking of a goat but a show of him dropping his trousers and shoving his dick in a tree?
TheTrilbyWill 5 months ago 2
thumbs up if you aslo wonder if he filming the show alone!
kalaskorven1 5 months ago 2