Gamer Terms For Dumbasses Episode 1 (Machinima)

[MassiveBallsOfDoom]

How 'bout some L4D2?

[ceoshinobi10]

BK Randy's?



[UNSCArcher]

Xbox has no gaems

[lowercase10]

@UNSCArcher What?

[LegendarySilverWolf]

xboxdork

[22kitty7]

Lol this is a joke video and now the little kids and immature people are going to start saying that "Oh the Xbox is better" or vise versa for Ps3 and Wii, Everyone just stfu and if you don't like the video then thumbs is down. Don't bitch and complain about random sh*t in the comments, just think about sh*t before you post it...

[22kitty7]

@22kitty7 I personally thought it was a good video

[336600fan]

ive got a ps3 and a xbox and honestly there the same really i like em both the same just different exclusives ps3 is better for HD and blu ray and xbox is better for partys and stuff

[Ar0474]

lol I got a Wii and that's it. But personally I'd rather not have any since people make such a big deal out them. I mean I'm lazy enough as it is and I'm already about to buy an Ipod Touch 4G It's gonna be worse. I haven't been very much into systems since they started that console war.

[lowercase10]

@Ar0474 So it's not fun because some people are stupid

[DonaldHellsing]

Not Funny, not Informative. You're just making up words, I've never heard ANYBODY use these words ever. Terrible attempt at Humor. Never make another one.

[TheRogy577]

@DonaldHellsing I heard nintendork coupletimes somewhere

[turtlechow64]

they talk like their still in the 90's

[Lok10din]

that was lame :|

[RightArmProductions]

@Lok10din

Uh oh... better close your eyes because number two is about to drop.

[robkematio]

Personally, as both an Xbox 360 owner and a Wii owner, I must say that I can get more immersed and emotionally attached to Nintendo's characters and franchises more than I can Xbox 360's. It just seems like Link, Samus, and Mario have more going on than today's first-person shooters offer. I guess that makes me half a Nintendork.

[exelentdude]

I think machinima are starting to sound very sad

[zachy412]

A PLAYSTATIONWII60

[DEIMOSLOL]

thank for giving me downs syndrome machinima

[TheRustyShackle]

This is lame

[XtheroCKER21X]

@AhnsHellow i didnt know wii was stiil in the fight ans xbox is way more expensive than ps3 cause you have to buy a new 1 every 2 months and pay 60$ a year for online and pay for an adapter to even get online and ive had ps3 for 4 years still works fine but the online comunication is much better on xbox ill give it that

[Dragoninjasasin]

@XtheroCKER21X xbox 360s will usualy only break due to abuse and if it does get broken as long as you wernt doing it on purpose you will get sent a new one without paying a thing. i may pay 60$ a year for online but at least my password is encrypted. the adapter isnt necesary as the console comes with an ethernet cable that you can plug into a nearby computer or labtop

[yukki24]

OMG I am such a Nintendork! Lol! All I own is Nintendo, my room is covered in mario sticker i have mario clothing backpacks accessories and candies!

I only have Xbox games cause my mom bought the console and got me final fantasy :p

oh yeah and i have almost every Nintendo system xP

[merameshi]

Who needs xbox ps3 or Wii when there's ball in a cup :D

[FyreFlyghtFilms]

Heres one - Right arms productions: crappy machinima

[0re01]

PC gamer master race woop woop

[SwaxMedia]

@0re01 get a mac, and get laid

[0re01]

@SwaxMedia I play tf2 all the time on my macbook air

[SwaxMedia]

@0re01 but you also play with youre wee wee while n that mac book air

[0re01]

@SwaxMedia "while n that mac book air" doesn't make any sense. Come ON man you are giving us mac users a bad name!!!!!

[HarisonHopwood]

Elitist. You just have to do an episode about that.

[sdhdgasd]

1,080 ppl are nintendorks

[PS3MASTER3132]

im not a fanboy but currently ps is the best system

i even own all 8th generation consoles and ps3 is my fav

[PS3MASTER3132]

Nintendo used to be awesome then they made the wii i own every nintendo and wii is the gayest nes(awesome),snes(just jizzed),n64(masterbating now),game cube(ok),wii(can suck my harry pooter)

[butternegg]

umadbro

[1Wuler1]

gay

[Tailsthehacker01]

How about Failchinima- I think that one is self explanatory.

[Ughtastic89]

Here's the best gamer term "Cya bro" OR "Cya my dude"

[nuclearblast91]

Modern day gamer: anyone who bashes nintendo for being 'childish' and 'uninovative' yet spends their live playing cod.

[jameswolfboy]

fuck a console war! have a wank in a bush!

[MrGamer154]

nintendo, Xbox 360, Ps3 ther like brother who hate on each other but are the same..... just the wii has less better graphics and ps3 isnnt a rip off wen it come to online playing and xbox has more stuff to give to player so no point on fighting Sony and nintendo and wetever Xbox's company is should work together to make an ultimate game system :D for the players

[paradiser13]

@MrGamer154

it's microsoft you genius

and no they shouldn't. i don't want all these colorful nintendo characters for 12 year old girls on my console !

and PSN is just shit i know why i pay for xbox live ! because it does not get hacked or is down for weeks

[MrGamer154]

@paradiser13 it could and it will someday

[superchase903]

@MrGamer154 thay could do that but i dout they will but every new consold is just like 1 year older for the borthers like when the wii u comes out it will be older then xbox 360 and the ps3 but if they were to make a new consold wah would it be

[MrGamer154]

@superchase903 the WII-BOX station

[SPVietBoy]

@MrGamer154 wouldn't be for the players. itd create a monopoly basically... itd screw us

[ScottishMaple]

@MrGamer154 if there was only one company producing the console than they could charge whatever they wanted for it because if you really wanted a game system then you would have no choice but to buy it from them, therefore they could charge crazy amounts of money and you would have no choice but to pay.

[mrabudi1]

@MrGamer154 i know right but the damn companies are too damn greedy to do that

[lowercase10]

@mrabudi1 Learn something.

[kingbrandus111]

Here's a term. Asshole: the person who thinks that all Nintendo gamers are like that! I'm pretty sure that the person who created this video is a Nintendophobe!

[theguy5279]

Amazing vid, m0ar pl0x <3

[ROFLZZZMOAZZZ]

im a nintedophobe -.-

[somethingguy912]

Welcome to the Video Game Equivalent of Disney!

[exelentdude]

Have machinima fallen to the level where they upload videos that teaches people some terms's meanings that people go around saying and spamming in gaming??

[zwabTheRealOne]

I don't see why this is hated on, I actually liked this, especially the ending. :-)

[microwavebleTaco]

Here's a term: Dislike

[TheUltraX]

Okay all this fucking console wars is just damn STUPID! I have used an Xbox and a Wii already. Even though I haven't played the PS3 yet I KNOW how good it is because of playing the PS1 AND PSP. All of those who are taking sides to only 1 console making brand is A FUCKING RETARD!

[zwabTheRealOne]

@TheUltraX Here's a term, prostitute, trying to please everyone. :-)

[BlurredWolf]

Haters gonna hate. When it comes to business, Nintendo won Gen 5, get over it and play whatever you like. I play Wii and PS3, and I would also love to own a 360. You know why I am smart? cause I get to enjoy all the consoles!

[codvids2991]

im a nintendophobe

[InfamousBanditX]

in all honestly i grew up on super nintendo. but thats pretty much all i give nintendo props for. after that it was a downwards slope. right now people only argue about 360 and PS3 because frankly Nintendo hasnt been able to keep up with its newly formed competition over the years. If push comes to shove they might have to merge with one or both of the companies. Because based on its sales it might be their only fall through.

[Deoxysapple]

I like how Mario falls on the guy's crotch.

[mezzagiorno]

Xbox has a ton of good games! Funniest part of the video

[fawfulator]

This is such a stupid video. All it does is start more console wars in the comments. I have an xbox 360, ps3, and a wii. And I'm lucky to have all 3. Know why? Because they're all good. I love halo and call of duty as much as much as the next guy, but sometimes I feel like taking a break from them and playing some brawl or mario galaxy. Plus, the infamous and uncharted games on ps3 are great. My point is that people really don't have to argue about which system is better. It's pointless.

[omgshesdead]

Lol, i know it wasn't good, but i found myself laughing. Thumbs up! :D

[pr0d1gyx2011]

1007 people NOOBS own a xbox360 or ps3

[blakerobertss]

machinibad

[Evman95]

You just got pwned by a noob tubin 12 year old boy. Game terms

[SamuraiPie8111]

Faggot: anyone who plays cod

[cooliosmyname]

@SamuraiPie8111 stereotypical retard: you

[Oblivion28694]

@SamuraiPie8111 Aw that's not very fair.

[questionman78]

@SamuraiPie8111 cock sucking fag: anyone who wants to start an argument about a fucking video game. Im so fucking sick of people arguing about stupid shit like bf3 or mw3

[nyrisj]

this sucks and blows

[santasassass1n]

@DaRkLoRd1061 no its not a problem lol. that's what i mean. there's been tons of times where I've been accused of "lag switching" when really, they just suck. its happened to everyone. they asked for terms and i gave em one :p

[DaRkLoRd1061]

@santasassass1n they do exsist tho, but tbh i've only ever had one used against me once, in cod 4 cage match when the ethernet symbol kept coming up every time i saw him and then when i could move again i was dead, and on the kill cam i cud see him t bagging as my player was spazzing out... not very fun, but like i sed that's only happened the once so yes i agree half the time it's just ppl making excuses....

[got2strpk]

well kids just remember what my uncle i told about console wars on the internet told me i said ps3 players and xbox players get into alot of arguments about which console is better and he said what a bunch of fucking nerds! and at that moment an epic quote was born

[supersonicfan990]

Great Machinima, thanks for starting a console war... -_-

[karnowo123]

Seriously... Who looks at these videos before they are posted? From now on at least get more then one person at the office to watch the vids like this. This was fucking horrible. It wasn't even funny. And I fucking hate the Nintendo. They honestly haven't made a good console since the N64. GameCube had no good games, and the Wii is a fucking Gimmick.

[OmegaDallen]

@karnowo123 ........ hold up GameCube had good games... Just not enough compared to the PS2 and since it didn't have online play couldn't stand next to the Xbox with Halo and Halo 2..... And i can't name any other good games on the Xbox that wasn't also on the PS2.....

[karnowo123]

@OmegaDallen Lol... GameCube was a stupid little console. Its good games consisted of either being big franchise games (Smash Bros, Mario, Pokemon, Zelda)...

PS2 was where all the good games were that generation. The xbox was the new kid on the block then so its games were mostly ports from PS2... other then of course Halo which i personally don't like. Also PS2 also had online just not as strong as xbox.

My point as Nintendo died after N64. And now the Wii U. Keep diggin that hole Nintendo

[OmegaDallen]

@karnowo123 ...... Actually there were some good third party games on the GameCube like Resident Evil 4, Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes(Which though is a complete remaster of the original does play different from the original), and the GameCube Version of games played smoother than the PS2 counterparts and had better graphics. The only real tragedy of the GameCube was no built in dvd player and no online support cause Nintendo just dropped the ball with online play.

[PartyInTheCAeh]

@karnowo123 ^Nintendephobe

[karnowo123]

@PartyInTheCAeh Right... So someone who enjoys gaming as it is suppose to be is classified as a Nintendephobe... ok.

Gaming is suppose to be played with either a Joystick + Button setup, a NES controller style setup, PS2 controller setup, or with a Mouse and Keyboard. Not by fucking moving around.

And during the Sixth Generation of consoles the best was the PS2, indisputably. The Xbox came to late in the game. And Nintendo didn't give a shit about the hardcore gamers anymore.

[PartyInTheCAeh]

@karnowo123 Just saying that what you said classified you as an exact nintendephobe. That's all. I hate the Wii, think it's the worst console out there.

[dualblade14]

Next term: Squeaker

[Deathwish1099]

Well it looks like the Nintendorks got offended by this video XD

[RightArmProductions]

@ThisIsntMyRealAcount

That's fair enough. Not sure how it was stale, but I respect your opinion - at least a tad.

[KirbopherOfJewnosia]

I'm a machinaphobe.

[RightArmProductions]

@KirbopherOfJewnosia

Credit where credit is due... that was da funneh.

XD

[RightArmProductions]

@Annoyingwoodpecker

ahhh... and you're the just the expert I've been waiting for.

[legobeastkid00]

My favorite gamer term is don't post anymore of this shit

[RightArmProductions]

@legobeastkid00

My favorite gamer term is "go fuck yourself in the ass"...

[TheSurefireGamer]

No offense, but how 'bout you post actual Gamer Terms instead of Derogatory Gamer Terms?

[RightArmProductions]

@TheSurefireGamer

Next up is "respawn" then "Rocket Jump"... however, I tend to thing the likes v dislikes will still be about 70/30 considering that spoonfed crowd of denizens that usually troll the M.

[monsterrelish74]

Squeaker: Someone whos 12 or younger playing games, whining in games, and be terrible at games

[RightArmProductions]

@monsterrelish74

Good Add!

So basically you're talking about 80% of the posters on Machinima vids then.

[SHADOWDELTA117]

303 views... and 965 dislikes...... i think someone was offended..... nah this is youtube.... that never happens!!!!!

[Flamez0nFire]

MachiniMad = U MAD bro?

[J3susJuice23]

Wow this is really dumb, Brawl is fun and N64 was good, why does this seem like this was created by rednecks?

[collinlahan]

My favorite is newfag

[vampire847]

lag switching cheating whore... yeah thats bout the most common term I use... when playing black ops=D

[MrAnjo234]

THUMBS UP for 303 VIEWS AND 949 dislikes

[Sarmach1]

Lol you mad brah?

[BionicLightandShadow]

.... irrelevant video, anyone with a brain and common knowledge of videos games can tell what this term means

that being said, ITS CALLED A PREFERENCE

[spongebobsmokes]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MACHINIMA,WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU??? START REVIEWING SHIT BEFORE YOU POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!

[codybarlow11]

Man, fuck this. I love Nintendo and Sony. I should go and rape my brother's reatrted Xbox!

[51zeldafan]

Narutard: a person who is absolutly in live with naruto and knows every character origin,name,and all of the usless characters

[joelcarreras8869]

@51zeldafan lol...i still like naruto...

[RightArmProductions]

@51zeldafan

Now this is helpful! Nice!

[Ratchet721]

machinima- stupidfuck xbox fanboys without regards to any other console other than xbox keep in mind that if it wernt for nintendo gaming wouldent be what it is today

[explosivepenguin99]

@Ratchet721 nintendork

[bloodraven432]

So many thumbs down because both terms apply to them

[avengers345]

@powmonskiller true say but either way they're still fanboys/fangirls

[CHfunnystuff]

and the best part of this video was.... "Listen dick-wagon"

[MrSpitzer13]

this is fucking stupid.

[EROKmassacre]

Nintendophobe here

[Brawlmaster90]

Galo Bunnyhopper/Galo Jumper - Someone mimicking the Halo low gravity jumps to get away from other players

[Brawlmaster90]

Left 4 dead Kids- Kids under the age of 13 currently playing Left 4 dead 1 and/or 2 who thinks there old enough to play.

[GameDependable]

How about Machinibad = Machinima posting bad videos.

[MultiSykotic]

There should just be a cartoon of playstationers and x-boxers at war

[ElephantInWindTunnel]

@MultiSykotic would you really want that? people are going to get offended and there's going to be lots of arguing

[FabledSin]

@MultiSykotic Aye, and there should be a group of PC players off in the corner waxing it to their machines. :)

[RightArmProductions]

@FabledSin

We have some PC gamer terms in the lineup.

[iCanEHdian]

@MultiSykotic it'd be a group of 14yr olds pretending they're gangsters vs a group of 14yr olds who scream alot

[ToonSxO]

Nick jr's - kids on M rated games

[lunadank]

sonicary a person that loves sonic enough to make out with him

[Pokebob1]

Fuck! I'm a Nintendork. And I was called that 4 days ago on my video

[RightArmProductions]

@Pokebob1

Nintendorks rule!

[Pokebob1]

@RightArmProductions Good. Because I want to work for nintendo when I grow up. I have a franchise of my own I want to make for it. As well as some ideas for Mario and a few Zelda games. That's why I'm going to college this fall to study animation and computer graphics.

[RightArmProductions]

@Pokebob1

Good luck, and much success to you. Personally, even if Disney himself came back from the grave, I'd refuse a job as a cog in his factory. However, if you were cut out to be part of a giant, faceless team - good luck - I hear it pays well... but it isn't for the creative types... just the "Worker Bee" types.

[Pokebob1]

@RightArmProductions Thanks, and Walt Disney was one of the people who inspired me for never giving up your dreams, and showing everyone his sucess after being fired from 3 of his jobs (all because they said he wasn't creative enough), but the 2 main people that inspired me the most were Miyamoto, and Seth McFarline (the guys who makes Family Guy and all those other shows)

[RightArmProductions]

@Pokebob1

All silliness aside, I truly hope you make it big time. I admire people, that are just starting out, that have a goal. It takes hard work and dedication, but it sounds like you might be one of the few that are actually good enough to withstand the rigors that Hollywood subjects its incoming to.

[Pokebob1]

@RightArmProductions oh that means so much to me. Thanks :D

[TheWardcat]

This series is funny, but the animations suck.

[RightArmProductions]

@TheWardcat

Fair enough, I get that... but have you ever seen The Squidbillies?

[TheWardcat]

@RightArmProductions I have not seen the squidbellies but from what I can tell from commercials, this and Squidbellies are 2 different types of humor.

[RightArmProductions]

@TheWardcat

No one was talking about the style of humor, we were talking about the eye appeal of the drawings.

[ImtoodrunkEDx12]

GirlScout- a person who complains over voice chat with a high pitched voice.

[jonbeingjon]

I got my rapeface on.

[SatanicDemiGod]

Noob

[Marrowhunter]

Contra-tairy: Winning any argument, discussion, or debate by shooting your opponent.

[Baklasko64]

Playstationary (can't spell ;)) - the ps to me doesnt seenm to make any development at all. Xbox FTW!! :D

[lalogutz79]

This isn't some sort of Debate Team..Leave a comment and STFU

[upsidedownbagel]

FUCK YOU PAGE RAGE!!!!

[lil8o4]

Newb

[2wentee4seven]

Galo

[Microsmiley]

Gameginity - The state of having yet to play a video game (similar to virginity) =D

[SPYKEIZLEET]

Lol @ producer retaliation

[RightArmProductions]

@SPYKEIZLEET

I could be one of those that are 'too good' to hang out in the comment section... but what fun would that be?

Comment section evisceration is great sport.

XD

[SPYKEIZLEET]

@RightArmProductions You do have a point, xD.

[Lito290]

Term: Microsofty

[AronHallan]

ITUBEYOU, me myself and i who loves to noobtube you simply because you will get mad and eventually bitch and whine about it and i dont give a crap about it.

[Shwoomboi]

Psfreak

[JRREMAKE]

ehhhhhh

[gagaromana]

One Man Army + Danger Close

[krakatoa0mikel]

Why would the gaming community hate on Nintendo?

[S3cretSpartan]

You should do CoD freak... One who only plays CoD and has no regard for any other game.... just like every kid in that game.

[louie5997]

end this series...right..fucking.. now! O_O

[RightArmProductions]

@louie5997

Not until I cram another 25 of these down your throat... capisce?

[louie5997]

@RightArmProductions check out the likes and dislikes on your fucking piece of shit video -____- nobody likes this don't make 25 more.

[RightArmProductions]

@louie5997

Yeah, keep thumbs downing it... Next stop Rebecca Black territory!

[louie5997]

@RightArmProductions dude, atleast if you're going to keep making more videos atleast try to make them funny. Oh tip smoke weed bro vids will come out 10 times better :) peace.

[Brawlkings93]

DONT U DARE CALL ME A FREAKIN NINTENDORK MACHINIMA!!!! Come 2 think of it though I dont mind a bit of ps3 but xbox... Well I agree with the guy on the left side of the sofa.

[MrKuhnDawg]

You need better MUSIC. and a new animator, that just might make this series watchable/

[RightArmProductions]

@MrKuhnDawg

Yeah, and a magic carpet with three milk shakes plus a couple of double-D game tangs while you're at it.

[123dopper]

console war a war over which of the three biggest systems on the market is the best usally involving fanboys and ending with the tineist little glitches being exploited in a failed lifeless atempt at saying one console is better than the other.

[AronHallan]

WoWFanboys - world of warcraft players who enjoy paying month fee's and think that wow is the best game ever and if its not wow then it Sux, also every mmo is a wow clone.

[AronHallan]

Douchefags online gamers of all plataforms who have an attitude problem, simply jerks who dont know how to behave and takes things to a homosexual way. 

[AronHallan]

CodFanboy, usually a teenager that is easly decieved by hyped reviews and videos and ends up buying the same game every year finished hastily, a bad finished product with more glitches and exploits then the last version and later realises that it wasnt what he expected and either keeps playing it or returns it within weeks. The CodFanboy also loves to engage in internet wars about which fps is better and his very proud about his game, can sometimes insult people if they dont agree with him.