coconut crab

[Nikki90222]

dont you guys see the eggs/babys dont be mean an say can you eat it -_-

[mrceebees14]

Imagine waking up to find that fucking thing next to you?

[deadteddiebear1177]

@mrceebees14 That would be one hell of a party then.

[legitshawts]

OMG YUMMMM

[Mysticsloth]

rock lobster!  *sings*

[snowwarrior03royals]

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

[chanctonbury63]

@snowwarrior03royals They grow much bigger than that.

[javaowl]

Do ppl eat those? (o.O)

[DianaBanana1775]

aww, she looked like she was clutching them, she might have been really scared.

[Apocol0id]

@DianaBanana1775 I guess it's probably similar to what would happen if a mother of tree was walking down the street, and suddenly picked up by a 100 foot tall alien with a camera.

[Wafflepwnfanno1]

Does it have eggs on it? Looks like it. ^^

[zombiebunny17]

Aww I know too many people freak their shit out over animals being slightly uncomfortable, but seriously that orange sponge like mass on its underside are her eggs. And sea animal babies and eggs are so incredibly sensitive I'm sure being out of the water hurt them.

[Polishzinski]

@zombiebunny17

its a land creature. Ironically, it cannot swim and would drown if it were to step in too deep of water.

[Chemcr]

Kabuto?

[BigSammy1000]

craaaaaaaaaaaaab people craaaaaaaaaaaaaaab people

[OneMillonAce]

@BigSammy1000 hahahaha

[m00seyt]

from a distance it looks like diarrhea

[skiie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwww

[lemdent]

@skiie ur disgusting

[stefyeatworld225]

this is disgusting. 

[TheRealFobican]

Enough eggs to make rum of it! :D

[lille000]

once,i saw one eating bounty

[ScouserJack97]

will it blend that is the question

[jharrell23867]

is it dead? looks more like a giant squat lobster than a coconut crab.

[MrK33D4Y]

Thats a baby coconut crab compared to the ones I've seen o.o

[Map10193808]

i wonder if it tastes like coconuts too?

[nerblebun]

@Map10193808 Yes it does. The most delicious meat I've ever eaten. Caught them all the time when I lived in the Marshall Islands.

[Map10193808]

@nerblebun nice

[jeffry44dervily]

YUMMAY!!

[kjun13]

Holy Shit! Facehugger 1.0

[acemaster600]

are they shy?

[megastagbeetle]

cool that one has babies lol let the babies hatch and then eat their mom in fron tof the baies XD

[kiman174]

CRAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAAB PEOPLE

TASTE LIKE CRAB... TALK LIKE PEOPLE CRAAAB PEOPLE

[DOX9500]

@kiman174 It's called Chinese language.

[gayweegee12]

south park is so awsome

[VodkaAndKush]

DANG

i fucking love crabs

thier like the mechs of the oceans

[ratuse]

So keeyoot! I've always wanted one for a pet. I'd build it a little rock alcove that it could back into, and feed it lots an' lots of coconuts and scraps from the table.

[marthehop24]

its pregnant

[UrbanTiger74]

Where's the rice and patis? LOL!!!!!

[legohalo99]

the cavier looks good...

[lucaccio00]

Aegla sp. I think

[199252208]

What the hell its too big

[Heavyweponsguy2000]

pinch pinch :D

[12ock]

caviar crab....

[kiman174]

CRAB PEOPLE... CRAB PEOPLE... TASTE LIKE CRAB... TALKS LIKE PEOPLE... CRAAAAAAB PEOPLE

[comandermalander456]

i wanna see coconut crab switch shells :o

[JessicaHeartsCain]

@comandermalander456 they dont have shells like normal Hermit Crabs

[SingTrans93]

Just Kill it and eat it cause it is deadly(Kill it with a machine!)

[sweeterthananything]

i bet that roe is tasty.

[MrMatamusca]

ATTACK ITS  WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

[grwalk1]

all that orange stuff is row (eggs) that would cost more than caviar

[userkc2008]

I hope you did not kill it or eat it. Let the female go and have more baby crbs..

[MBglider]

I'm eager to eat one of these when i get the chance :)

[lobster364]

cool... :)

[NinjaAngel619]

how many eggs does it have?? 1 or 2?

[ArtificialNatal]

@NinjaAngel619 Thousands.

[illriputoshreds111]

all that brown custard under it is the eggs!!! that nasty!!!!!!! i hope all crustetions die!!

[RAIZEDBYWOLVEZ]

@illriputoshreds111 they are a good food source.. the eggs too.

[dominic123owns]

@illriputoshreds111 lmfao

[narutoguy56]

looks like one of those face huggers from half life xD

[wizardgirl91]

pretty sure they're speaking chinese.

[lepardgecko120]

damn japs

[ddamonn]

the japanese, completely oblivious to any fishing regulations. how do they get away with depleting blue fin tuna stock so significantly. everyone else in the world acknowledges a problem, except the japanese!!!

[drownedinsect]

wo xi huan!!!!

[figfewdisgewd]

Lawl. Giant enemy crabs.

[liljasere]

looks like a scoch egg

[PetRuler97]

They ate it they eat every thing! WEIRD

[theonlyoneW600]

Asians... ¬¬ if they could, they would eat all marine and land animals

[StanleyArcane]

well in the west there are plenty of fishing harbors, hunting areas etc. so it's not just asia but the whole world.

[rluix]

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

[hjones1]

Those eggs are delicious, and so is the crab.

[miskoratoruss]

i to pewnie wpierdalacie żółtki!

[karisawa]

lol yeah, i usually do that in video games by singing songs into the mic but when they start screaming i always start balling out laughing

[karisawa]

its ok bro, i know people that type asshole things just to piss people off, so i just tryed playing along to annoy YOU lol

[karisawa]

omg i kno rite? i was one ugly pile of shit, thanks for your opinion dad

[karisawa]

the eggs look like a pile of shit....

[IggyHazard]

It lo0ks menacing with that posture! \8-O

[obsessong]

I was afraid it was going to suddenly jump toward the camera.

[trladams78]

@obsessong Me too!!!...I had one eye open looking about 2feet away just in case. If it didn't jump I thought it would open up like one of those science expandable Hoberman Spheres toys. Those things creep me out. It look like a virus spreading.

[Trycestyles]

wow so many eggs

[theunknownknows]

I want one as a pet. Does anyone know how to get one?

[silenthill0027]

whats racist gotta do with the crab

[XtremeBordom]

gross

[flashboy95]

lol chinese

[rpblcan]

它还活着的嘛？

[Powa2]

racist?

[fupenjiu]

yes jewpiles,

that's the sounds you'll be making once this crab and her babies circumcise you with their claws.

[zengrape]

I want a million of them that obey my every command!

[JessicaHeartsCain]

@zengrape okay Williard, King of the Crabs

[Lightningbob1]

Birgus Latro is the King of all pet COENOBITIA

[randomluv73]

thats amazing! i never actaully saw a cocnut crab before 0_0

but yes i am azian. except not chinese but korean ^^ im kazian~! (korean azian)

[fragmite]

you spelled asian wrong and youre such a disgrace. That's why Koreans are like mexicans to the chinese, we dont want you in our land but you guys come anyways :D

[thelittleazn94]

Why are you being so stereotypical? Not all Chinese are so racist...I think Korean people are awesome, and I think YOU are the disgrace.

[fragmite]

think what ever you want :). Once you grow up you'll learn how society works. If you havent been there and have a first person experience then you should just stfu and ask your parents :D

[bigrog45324]

thats pretty funny dude fuck em lol

[theonlyoneW600]

México it´s full of illegal chinese... DUH!!!!

idiot.!

[hollitz]

that thing come by my house, i kill it.

[Kaze0Kage0funnyboi]

dat thing even in my sight,i shoot with airsoft.Dat sing touching my house?Me get bazooka.

[punkzorr]

mmmmm coconut crab mmmmm coconuts

[debit256]

i just wanna take a huge bite into that egg sack

[pectator]

what is she saying?

probably talking bout how shell cook it

are the edible?

[xcrazyatomicboi]

well she said its coconut crabs eggs and its like 11 days from haching and well yes have u eeten caviar?

[CoSzaro17]

a 'raper'? honestly, if you are going to post a chain letter get your spelling right dude.

[BtC4ntH1d3]

Tbh Tht looked Pretty Sick to me.

[thelittleazn94]

puahahah it's in Mandarin o3o

WHOO i can understand it! LOL. XDDDDDDDDD

[nameno1elsehas]

woohoo ican understand this too!

[thelittleazn94]

LOL yay! Chinese people are sexy ;]

[F0rgiven]

man. my mom married a white guy so i didn't grow up speaking Chinese :(

[thelittleazn94]

ahh that sucks! D:

[F0rgiven]

maybe i should get Rosetta Stone or something like that to learn it XD

[thelittleazn94]

LOL sure, I guess it would help ;DD

[xcrazyatomicboi]

asians

[walkerk19]

so?

[schuttziejr]

yea, whats wrong with Asians?

[theonlyoneW600]

Asians... ¬¬ if they could, they would eat all marine and land animals

[flameout12345]

is it ready to eat? Thats all i want to know!

[FredtheKlayDude]

hey man, they are endangered

[matmanv2]

that's probably because they taste SO GOOD! frickin' eco-nerd

[redeyesthe20th]

crabair lol.

[adristhewolf]

Aww, i have a Hermit crab that would love a friend! ^^

[TmanV717]

If you put that thing in with a hermit crab hermit go byby

[aliengrey]

giant. enemy. crab. :D

[Joe1507]

they can get up to 5 foot long and 2.5 ft wide belive it or not!

[ifiredupufiredup]

no it can only go up to meter or a little bigger not 5 feet i mean thats huge can you really imagine a crab that long thats like 5 ft is more than my flat screen tv

[Joe1507]

lol i meant to saay 4 foot lol, they have been known to get 4 foot

[Joe1507]

Man, to keep these u need to pureify the water everyday with salt crystals specialy from petshops, Huge heated land area, and water obviously, the tank should be about 7x4x3, but theyre ace creatures

[penguo01]

I hope this isn't a stupid question but did you keep that crab, have it all along, or do you know if the eggs ever hatched?

[nothinglim28]

erm... she said the eggs are going to hatch in about 11 days? maybe u dun understand chinese or u aren't one?