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  • Don't worry he'll be back

  • i never understood why the terminator was naked. what they didnt give you clothes before sending you to the past?

  • estimate15a'ccurate Off of what you are saying on the nature of Christ, you sound like a Muslim. If I'm correct in that assumption or incorrect, I ask that you and all the others here to kindly calm down and stop warring with each other through words. All of the Abrahamic scriptures preach a restraint from violence. If you in any way respect your own, or anyone else's religious views you will stop this fighting and never again resume it.

  • Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock!

  • STOP KILLING JUDAS!

    DONT WORRY! HE'LL BE BACK!.... WHY?

  • terminator sent to protect jesus lolllllllllllll

  • Religion defines a sane and rational life.It tells you what is right and wrong.Unless u have practiced it or adapted it,u can not judge it .If you are not following any religion then there is no difference between you and an atheist.

  • @FHumayoon What? And people can't do that without religion?

  • That was hella funny how he kept shooting that guy LMFAO

  • I dont get it....

    If jesus died on the cross for the sins of Man kind....(Son Of GOD) *By the way how can GOD die?* .......... Than we dont need the commandment... Thou should kill... because Jesus died on the cross for us

    ??

  • @estimate15accurate Its not kill... its murder. Completely different. And it wasn't God who died, is was the flesh of the God-man Jesus who still has a soul. It wasn't killing God lol

  • @Numba5rule GOD- man?? why was he God man because he had no father only mary was the mother? And you still didnt answer why listen to all commandments and all ... when watever sins we do... jesus died on the cross for that?? If jesus died on the cross... for our sins than there shouldn't be any concept for the sins

  • @estimate15accurate He had the physical form of a man, but the divine powers and soul that God possesses. And He gives us commandments to guide us to be like him (not a God, but a Godly person). Jesus died on the cross for our sins, correct! The only thing is its not really forgiven until you ask for forgiveness. :)

  • @Numba5rule If u are saying he was a man of god. I agree with you. I beleave he was a man of god and messenger of God. I bleave he was on of the mightest messengers of god given many miracles... from God. Just like Adam was a Man of God, Moses was Man God. But i dont beleave he was son of a God or any bigger than moses, noah, or any other prohpet.

  • @estimate15accurate Its impossible to think of him as a prophet, you either think of him as the son of God or a foolish man. This is because he CLAIMED to be the Son of God, which is the breaking point of it all.

  • @Numba5rule LOL give me one statement in the bibile where he says; I am God, worship me. Or I'm son of God worship me. ------ take that statement as a whole. Any point in the bible.

    If you can't find that. please try to answer this video too:

    /watch?v=bT0zgHkk7nQ

  • @Numba5rule Thou shall not kill. But I can't even count the number of times Jesus told a king to start a war and kill people in the Bible.

    The Bible has so many contradictions It really shocks me how some people can think of it as a Holy Book.

  • @devilhunterred The commandment isn't thou shalt not kill... Its thou shalt not murder. Self defense and war is killing, not murder, but killing someone personally out of rage or serial killing is definitely breaking a commandment.

  • @Numba5rule War is authorized murder, so that makes it justified?

  • @devilhunterred Ask a veteran if has ever murdered someone.

  • @Numba5rule A person's personal perception doesn't change the fact that it was taking another person's life. Murder, or kill, are just two different words to describe the same deed. The point is that there are a lot of contradictions within the Bible and the moral and ethics that it preaches.

  • @devilhunterred uhhhh alot of what is says is metaphorical not literal and alot of it is laws they had back then so it is meant to be historical of their laws that is why you don't take everything it says at face value since alot of it is speaking in metaphors

  • @drinkyourtea So does Jesus endorse and approve the killings of human beings or not? If he doesn't, why did he encourage kings to start wars against those whom he deemed sinners? And no I really don't think that part is metaphorical.

  • @devilhunterred - It is? Says who?

  • @mg196 Jesus had used war as the means several times in the Bible to achieve this goal.

  • @devilhunterred - But he was not the terminator.

  • I just love this skit. One of the best from MADtv.

  • christian bale played Jesus and Conan was crucified

  • jesus looks like the dealer from pulp fiction =)

  • "The meek shall inherit the action..."

  • so nice that jew died a couple of times. too bad the jew still betray jesus.

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  • 3:25

    

  • @10simpsons97 LOL, EAT THIS!

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  • Best ever xD.... Why ? Why? Why? Why ? :P

  • why?

  • shouldn't he be wearing a lether jacket and other crap like that and who gave him the gun, come on, you cant get a gun in the middle of isreal in the year 0

  • where did he get the glasses in those times?

  • LOL!!!

  • It isn't racist, Its made for comedic relief.

  • when sequels are made they should stop at MAX 3. after 3 its all total garbage

  • "Stop... stop killing Judas!!"

  • Asta la vista baby Jesus lol

  • would any one else go see this movie?i would

  • @gamerguycod i would definitley watch it

  • why? why? why?

  • he shoulda shot jesus  :D woulda saved us all alot of trouble

  • Lol as a Christian, this wad kinda funny

  • @4795623

    good point

  • fucking brilliant!

  • Hasta la vista baby Jesus rofl

  • omg i wish this was a real movie...

  • THIS IS STUPID!!!

  • @dajasinay13 Christfag

  • This is just stupid.

  • @mez49 Christfag.

  • Funny

  • ROOOFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

  • where did he get the gun from??

  • @4795623

    ur right number 2 was FANTASTIC SO MUCH ACTION SO MANY EXPLOSIONS!

    but terminator 3 was horrible

    and number 4 it's just Skynet war >_>

    number 1 was pretty cool too

  • lol

    

  • not cool at all

  • don't worry he'll be back...lmao

  • Roflnator!!!

  • wow very racist but funny

  • @DragonKid562 Racist? Lolwut how?

  • @BleedOutAndDieEmoFag because,jesus,terminator,and healing,o-o; not that hard to see the rasism

  • @DragonKid562 Wtf is racist about Jesus, Terminator, and healing?

  • @BleedOutAndDieEmoFag nvm forget it

  • @DragonKid562 religion is racism

  • HAHAHHAHA =)

  • There stuip asses

  • dont worry, he'll be back

    what?

  • You shouldnt publish religious jokes

  • haahahaha he keeps killing judas lol

  • I would so watch this!!!

  • baby jesus

    lol

  • hw many times must judas die haha

  • @levin81 your right how many times should he die

  • HAHAHA

    this is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • a glutton for punishment?LOL

  • Don't Worry He'll Be Back.

  • Look santa claus

  • Omg that was great !

  • lol i'd watch it

  • How does he have sunglasses and a shotgun in that time? LOL

  • Cause hes the Governator .

  • thats part of the joke...

  • @DiginURGrav3 he sent back a sunglass maker to make the sunglasses and a gun maker to make the gun *nods* or he stored them inside himself

  • hasta la vista baby jesus

  • this would be a great movie lol

  • Yes! He'll be back!

  • Haha! Don't worry, He'll be back.

  • loll, i love how he kills the guy 3 times, hahaha, and how jesus knows he will die! hahahhaha

  • He shouldve said "Eat this Bitch!" and "Oh look Satan On 10 o'clock!"

  • hahahaha this is one of the first mad tv clips i ever saw on tv, and its still my absolute favorite. BEST ONE EVER!

  • that is fuckin hilarious

  • This would fit better as Terminator Salvation :D

  • OMFG LMFAO

  • kinda sad how this is better than terminator 3 by a mile.

    the first one was a classic, the second one was a legend, the third one was garbage and the fourth one will never EVER live up to the first 2 films.

  • @4795623 yes

  • would be a great film

  • what?

    hahahaha

  • judas ......eat this :)

  • omg why bring it back to the Jesus era?

    it would be funny though, passion of the christ and terminator three combined

  • why why ?? lloll

  • judas hahaha

  • HEHEHEHEHEHE LOL

  • Jesus was a Jew, do some research.

  • don't worry he'll be back!

    ahhahaha awesome! zD

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • STOP KILLIN JUDAS!!!!!!!!!! :P

  • why??why???why???why??!!!

  • b/c i said so..

  • haha

  • "don't worry, he will be back"

  • Stop! Stop killing Judas man! Look man, I got alot on my mind right now, and your really stressing me out right now! XD GENIUS!!!

  • hahaha xD

    so funny xD

  • ahaha

  • roflmao!

    he just keeps shooting the guy

  • why,why,why,why!!!!!!!!  SO NICE

  • what r u a wiseguy? xD NICE WORK!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4:32

  • don't worry, he'll be back

    LOL

  • y y y y

  • LOL This is HILARIOUS!

  • Jesus was not born on December 25, if anyone disagrees, send me a message and I will explain why. Not to mention that the wise men didn't show up until Jesus was 2.

  • its just a video so relax a bit will ya

  • True, but this is comedy, it's ok to bend some little known facts a little to make it interesting.

  • i would like to know

  • why?

  • Why what?

  • What?

  • wow you know that like the other half of the christian population but the wise men your wrong about that

  • How do you know that?

  • No, because Christianity does not deify the mass of gases known as the sun.

  • It's all symbolism. Search the subject a little. You'll see.

  • Jesus was not born on Dec. 25. That's a modernized date so we know when to celebrate the birth of our lord. Truthfully there is no exact date of birth that we know of for him.

    And new proof about his existence here is scripture's from him follower's. We found scripture's from Paul,Mark, and Mary..and they all date back to when he existed here.

    So that contradicts your pagan/ ZeitGeist bullshit. Everyone knows he actually existed..

  • Did you know that none of these scriptures are the originals? Only copies. All of them are held by the catholic church.

    Everyone thinks he actually existed, but there are REALLY no evidences of it. It's serious. No evidence at all. Only the "originals" at vatican. No spear, no ark, nothing at all.

    The christianism we've always had is pure paganism.

  • Oh really? Even though that the went under carbon dating test's and were proven to be original's. I mean really dumb old carbon dating right?

    Even though that the age of what they looked anyway. They looked as old as the "Dead sea scroll's".

    Yeah but I wasn't surprised that you didn't know that.=]

    Paganism is folkloric religions based on even less proof than Genesis.

  • but christianism is just as folkloric as elvens and dragons.

    Talking snakes, magic fruits, flying fire swords, man living in a whale's stomach (just like gepetto), giants, demons, talking tree on fire, zombies breaking out of cracks, etc,etc. The list goes on.

    Carbon dating has shown us the piramids are 20000 years old. The bible says the world is around 6000 yrs old. The summerians are older than this.

  • ooo omg

  • pontius pilot 10 o'clock *boom! you know what give me that thing

  • oh man! i cracked up!

  • 1 of the best parodys i ever seen thanks MadTV you guys rule ;]!

  • Lol, cant even spell to save your life

  • He looks sorta like Arnold, but he sure as hell does NOT sound like Arnold.

  • Oh look, it's ten o' clock. *BAM* xD Jesus: "Ya know what, give me that thing." XDD Classic!

  • hahahah!  I remember this one from back then.

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  • fuk u mean fuk u. read genisis moron

  • why why why why why

  • anyone know who is playing the terminator? It looks like Arnold, but I am pretty sure it's not him

  • look like Arnold to me somehow, but i doubt sure tat not Arnold cuz now he was like Senate of California so how ta hell he want to come bak and do some? I just hope he will come bak to do tha Termiinator 5 since Terminator 4 doesnt include him

  • Lolz, You are going to die if you stay here! I know I'm supposed too. LOL

  • uhhh

    where did he get those sunglasses and the shotgun?

    ROFL!!

  • "stop killing Judas!" "Gimee that thing!" lol funny stuff

  • this is hilarious

  • dont worry, he'll be back. (more crying) What?

  • ROFL!

  • why why why why whywhy

  • haha i thought he was ganna kill jesus. ahha funny man funny