Mastodon vs VBS.tv - May the best bowler win!

[monalisasmilesforyou]

They're hilarious lol

[IronJura]

Why is brann wearing that mask???

[Russkie74]

I love how Troy is completely joking, but makes it seem like he's serious. Brent on the other hand is just too wasted to even know what's doing.

[ShroomSamich]

love how brann is wearing a mask

[SpasmOfJoy]

This shit is hilarious

[mikr0man]

damn!!! brent destroyed that man with a mic .... FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

[riffage]

Zing Burger 1.52

[usmcpost]

you can tell the guys from mastodon didnt want to hang with those people all that bad haha. and maybe if that black guy wasnt into toms natural toothpaste his breath wouldnt smell like shit.

[Tast30fCha0s]

i brush my teeth twice a day. Really? brent said that with such sincerity haha i think that guys breath must have really stunk

[AstralSmC]

hilarious

[666PeaceSells666]

Hey! Rasputin is bowling! Oh thats Troy

[MastodonManiac]

LOL way to tell that terrotist that he has bad breath..only Mastodon could do it.

[slawekmetal2]

When in Poland is such a tiny country in Eastern Europe

[SpasmOfJoy]

Damn....hysterical!

[SunsetEuphoria]

this vid seriously made the band look like a bunch of douche bags

lol

[LulJam]

I really want one of those plain masks that Brann is wearing, Can't seem to find one online.

[kaynedpain]

pretty good bowlers sorry about the shit music

[LulJam]

Damn Bill can bowl. And dance.

Then again Brent can drink...

And Troy can make fun of people...

Brann in this video did not show his skills, but hes got them :P

[JEREMYTRUJEQUE]

that girl is cute

[TheBigjon1213]

Guy with the MIC I meant

[TheBigjon1213]

What did the guy with the mike say at 1:37?

[ThrashMetal3423]

"what do you have to say for yourself?"

[teabag619]

haha brent is good with those zingers!

[coolfred12345]

wuat song?

[infamouslyepic]

@coolfred12345

The song is "The Wolf Is Loose"

[kwazi6]

This is a good example of how creepy race mixing can be.

[kwazi6]

REALLY?

LMFAO!

[lookwhatidid]

Ping pow wammo

[FernandoDANTE]

Look at those fucking hipsters getting slaughtered!

[imdoigmastodon]

i think troy hurt his feelings!! lol

[Stirrethcharybdis]

Man I suck at bowling,

[Stirrethcharybdis]

Ouch, thats pretty drastic.

[xXBLKBox]

Damn troy can bowl

[HookerFilmsChannel]

It's a normal day to beat a team of stupid people with ugly faces, have no friends and like to kiss their own ass and you know...typical day on tour.

[dgbril]

They're given it to Vice! Fuck you, Vice!

[Gmetallic]

0:59-1:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn that was funny! :D

[daverlb]

you have to brush your teeth. LMAO goodbye to that guys career...and girlfriend

[RagingScot]

Love the mask from crusher destroyer. Just shows you that Mastodon kicks ass at everything.

[BucketShred21]

this was the most random shit but it was freaking hilarious! mastodon rules! and also rules at bowling evidently lol.

[modestvermin995]

Hahaha, Bill is a fucking CRUSHER DESTROYER!!!

[MiniMac47]

omg this is awesome lmfao mastodon shat on them especially that fag with the mic

[MasterofCreep]

They completely destroyed the bearded reporter!

[ChristianDeWees]

Did somebody order a zing burger?

[InTheSideOfLight]

whats a zing burger??

[deadhektor]

Once again, Troy proves his awesomeness...

[corpse13]

The joy of people taking every video on the internet seriously. Yes, Mastodon are assholes and they made him brush his teeth. OHMYGOD! LIKE, NO WAY!?

[inboilsideath]

nice editing at 2:04, its not even the same balls.

[SystemOfTheMastodon]

Haha, ur right!

[InTheSideOfLight]

it is the same balls its just the light from the top of that think making them look different. something like black light

[octtavioo]

1:54 that pubeface guy gets owned hard. hah

[imdoigmastodon]

yeah there always funny it's no surprise!!!

[cky1066]

hahaha mastodon needs to write a concept album on plaid shirts

[swedishbutcher]

theyre cool guys saw them in iceland before they became huge cool dudes

[fore66]

lol at 1:10

[dizzywinz]

There not pricks.... troy's a really nice guy... ive met him... ive met him and brann... brents just drunk and a bit of a shit stirrer.... they were just having fun... but they aren't pricks:)

[SpasmOfJoy]

@dizzywinz For a drunk he sure as hell can play the fuck out of that 6-string. Drunk or no.

[brainsweep]

They're pricks because they are farm boys from Georgia. But they kick ass on stage.

[beardmore1]

i'm not sure why people are surprised by them being pricks. their in a metal band.

[killzoomer]

Mastodon RULEZ!!!

[sephirothopeth]

This is the concept of the new album. BOWLING! I reckon the 'don could pull that off

[green11420]

Mastodon fuckin' rocks. Definitely one of my favorite metal bands.

[chemx23]

lmao damn i wouldnt have expected them to be so mean lmao

[FDARSAFARG]

Wow holy shit, what a bunch of pricks.

Mastodon ftw

[kabirlovero1]

MASTODON ROCKS!!

[jebsebre]

man,the mastodon dudes are good! haha,they kicked vbs' fags asses! xD

[dgbril]

who the fuck is that bald guy?

[dimebaggage]

its brann wearing a mask

[dgbril]

i've got a wager for you... brush yo teeth!!

[Seizurema]

"Somebody order a zing burger"

[jdebruhl2]

Brent is living proof you can smoke crack and not give two shits and still become famous. Only in America!

PS, Fiend Without a Face is still better than Mastodon. Bring it back Brent!

[spunkchug]

i used to think they were cool-

what a bunch of crackers

[MrCaine]

they are cool lol

[dgbril]

you backed out on a great band. fuck you pussie!

[spunkchug]

i still think they're a great band, they just act like

real penises here.

[Kamisguitar]

Dude they're just acting like a bunch of white dudes.

I mean me and my buddies do white guy stuff all the time man, so what if we're crackers

[bolshevik2020]

well, that was awkward.

[mattfca]

that girl is hot.. who is she?

[tallulah96]

troy is fucking awesome!

[thecrimsoncape]

that guy has halitosis ands now, since that has been pointed out, he will forever think about this fact. STINK TONSILS!

[BeyondZeGrave]

The multi-talented Bill.

Now if he could only mix guitar playing and break dancing at the same time, we would have a revolution on our hands.

[SufferingBastard666]

kiss ass.

[pimpsauce57]

Hells YES we would...Imagine, a world where dance studios and the local metal hangout are one and the same...AWESOME

[Pyrethryn]

I think that you need to have facial hair or wear a collared shirt underneath a sweater to work for vice magazine.

[entertainmentresearc]

mastodon is great. ATL represent!

[MainDaime]

man mastodon just owned those guys, espescially that black dude. basically like youre a fucking nerd, bowling for the win.

[burnthewitch]

Was he black? Looked hispanic to me.

[llamo666999]

burnthewitch does it even matter. so serious . ok he is hispanic

[videocharles]

needs more drinking .. good video

[subway420]

i saw mastodon at ozzfest there an amazing band

[topraman517]

Mastodon is my favorite contemporary band. Easily.

[azfebigor]

AHAHAHAAHA at 1:40 the guy gets verbally raped. The expression on his face after he responds is fucking priceless. He's all like "wha- wha- what did I do wrong..."

[birdofj]

i feel like throughout this whole video everyone but Brent are sedated or just dont wanna talk.

[halftimeshufflizer]

we love you bill/brann/troy/brent.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

I smoked crack before watching this and I loved it.

[FrostGrimm]

hahahaha

[fr3thinker]

I love this "crazy sounding" music. Listening to it is like a pseudo being on drugs. Anyway, the girl at 57 seconds is cute and hot. The men bowl well but the girl looks good bowling. How come tattoos are hot on a woman like that? Too many guys in this footage. Any guy is a guy too many.

[benitokicksass]

That was awesome.

[bordonthestreet]

haha sweet game

[MisterMysterious]

Don't fuck w/ MASTODON, especially when its about bowling.

[bobbyJoeislan]

my guitar teacher knows bran

[bobbyJoeislan]

sorry brann

[alecjennex]

not to be mean or anything...but that has nothing to do with anything. who gives a shit.

[strawberrries]

Actually, it has a direct correlation to the subject matter of the video. Asshole.

[alecjennex]

hahahahahahahaha

[bobbyJoeislan]

brann is in the video thus it has to do with the video

[alecjennex]

this is the last comment i am making so don't shit your pants quite yet. i am well aware brann is in the video...and it would be relevant to talk about Brann...but i dont think anyone on youtube knows ur dad or cares that ur dad knows him so why even type it? it says nothing about the video or Brann as a person. it's just you boasting trying to be cool. Now to end this i will type a relevant and meaningful comment about this vid.

MASTODON RULZ! ATHF SOUNDTRACK WAAAA!

[alecjennex]

haha replace "dad" with guitar teacher. sorry. i lost focus

[bobbyJoeislan]

i didn't even say my dad i said my guitar teacher???

[alecjennex]

alecjennex (3 minutes ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0 Reply | Spam

haha replace "dad" with guitar teacher. sorry. i lost focus

[theforgottenon3]

Nice video :) Keep posting!