Never Mind The Buzzcocks S21E05 (Part 1)

[tixon434]

press 9 repeatedly :p

[walonsubi]

This boy sat next to Phill is extremely irritating. Get a haircut.

[Tzondo]

i was 15 when this aired; this was the highlight of my week lool i has a sad life!

[rejectedchik89]

"I don't want to get ahead of myself, but we technically invented sound"

[HeavenlyValo]

0:40 Phil doesn't look happy Bill is back... I think he likes Noel!

[mariaprincess2008]

@HeavenlyValo Have you been watchin the latest series, phil actually looks a little in love with him. He said Noel makes doing NMTB Bearable! They are actually so cute! Man love!

[chchchcherrybomb37]

Aw, Simon's laugh at 8:48!

[assassinxisxborn]

I've watched this episode a million times and I've only just noticed the music playing when Kevin Eldon is introduced.

Editors!

[forgetyourtroubles1]

I don't care which it is Noel or Bill i love them both!!!

[WalterLiddy]

The Townsend joke went totally over Bill's head. lol

[thingsthatrhymewithX]

Patrick Wolf <3

[NinjaStarfish94]

I has Irwins inhaler =P a liddle 1 ^^

[agata521]

I have nothing against you, Patrick wolf but why would you interrupt Simon singing ? why?

[1Strawbz1]

Why is there a barcode at the top of this video?

[fairynymph]

i just want to thank PhiMine!! after getting absolutely hooked on this show when i was in the UK, i can't tell you how grateful i am to be still able to view it now im back home in Australia. you're awesome!!! =D

[weebler1981]

@fairynymph Thats what happened to me to...watched it in london and had to find it over here.

[iaintswedish]

phimine, thank you very much for uploading lots of never mind the buzzcocks:-) i've spent the majority of my day watching the episodes on your channel. excellenttttt.

[samirhym]

and the pipe cleaner in the middle :D

[ObscenityOlivia]

Oh lookie at Patrick eating his hair, so cute. :D

[Edgey1988]

6:50 The best joke of the show that about 2 people got in the audience.

[ollybrollypie]

'Please Simon, we have no lungs!'

[MissxScarlett]

i love the way simon and miquita bounce off of one another... it's obvious how close they are... and their banter is the best. adorable <3

[DumbnutTV]

I'm going to repat that Noel Montage Forever Hahahahaha:L It's awesome he's the Permant captin now:D :D

[delbuttmunch]

I hate that fucking tosser to the right of Phil

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

im gonna put that noel montage as my screensaver!!!

[angeltru95]

I LOVEEEE THE HOOSIERS!!! Cops and Robbers <3

[Worriedandconfused]

Miquita is so pretty.

[joeisaflyingfish]

"Luckily it wasn't his researching hand". You have no idea how much I laughed at that joke. You can hear the few people in the audience who got that one doing that shocked, nervous laugh.

[123456yum123456]

@joeisaflyingfish Je ne comprends pas. Care to explain please?

[floomification]

@joeisaflyingfish i wasn't one of the people who got the joke ... please explain it?

[joeisaflyingfish]

@floomification When Pete Townshend was arrested for downloading child pornography, he used the standard celebrity excuse of 'research'.

[floomification]

@joeisaflyingfish 0_0 damn ....

[123dandan96]

AWWW!! That montage was so cute! <3

[naomitara1]

I miss Noel:'(

[HunnyHunnybabzz]

I cried watching the montage

[lolcatsful]

miquita oliver is sexyyyy!

[MsJuules]

Patrick Wolf and Noel Fielding together on NMTB would have been amazing <3

[BrieLarsonFan]

o.O who doesn't know Michael Buble?! haha

[strangeones4]

To add, I love the current Noel Fielding versions with guest hosts. No insult to Bill Bailey, but Fielding is only two years younger than me, and I get his "humour".

[ZukieDude]

@strangeones4 i get both of them... even though Bill's about 30 years older than me :L i think noel should be team captain with phil, and bill should be presenter...

[strangeones4]

@ZukieDude If Stephen Fry isn't too busy, he should host this show full-time, I know he did it once in '08. Now that I've discovered QI (from the seasons available on Youtube, thanks kind people), Fry would be the perfect host to dismiss all things crappy music in the US, and UK, while treating the pop guests as guests with respect who show up that week. I now NMtBC has been guest hosting for the previous season, Fry can pull it off full time, and make it BETTER!! He gets my vote!

[ZukieDude]

@strangeones4 Yeah, he was good when he did it and I enjoyed it but it'd be cool if other people like Jonathon Ross got to sometimes aswell, cause they're really good... but Stephen Fry is hilarious.

[strangeones4]

THANK YOU PhiMine! I've recently become addicted to British TV panel shows (this, Big Fat...and "Would I Lie to You?"). Back in the 70's and 80's, the US actually had taste with shows such as "Match Game", with much comedic banter. You are doing many on the other side of the pond a great service. Thanks!

[ShanksDChopper]

This episode failed because of Simon and Miquita's frequent 'pally' moments.

[maxmison1]

holy shit!

irwin sparkes' head is massive.

[sike293]

whats the name of the song playing in the backround of Miquita Oliver's intro

[MaggieCredits]

Simon singing (or attempting to sing) Home was one of the most adorable things. It was the fact that he wasn't trying to be funny or cute when he did it that somehow made it even cuter and more amusing xD

[ofiniso]

oh my gosh i didn't know patrick wolf was ever on here :D

[twilighter4356]

lol i love never mind the buzzcocks it gives me a chance to watch noel without watching the same material over and over

[MechanicalSteam]

THE PATRICK WOLF EPISODE!! <3

FUCK YES.

[lawndog6794]

@MechanicalSteam are you patrick wolf?

[chibichan18]

Awww... I missed Bill... Even though I love Noel ^^

[Diedje007]

who the fuck is Patrick Wolf??

[JamieeTheGreat]

Patrick Wolf AND Miquita!

swoon

[PinPineryy]

noel? pfft, please. it's all about patrick wolf.

[KisTheNewThing]

@PinPineryy

patrick wolf looks fucking hot

[TiaM94]

that laugh at 8:46 :D love it

[CasparWilson]

will people please STFU about Noel...

[SeeThinkFall]

Dirty, dirty boy. What am I going to do with you?

[DelicatelyHazy]

I miss Noeeellllllll. :C

[famousbrillance]

What song is playing when Kevin Eldon is being introduced? It is making me mad!

[telecasterthommy]

@famousbrillance I can't remember the title, but it's Editors

[lyndy18]

@famousbrillance the Editors - Munich!

:)

[happyjellyfish]

I love Patrick Wolf so much! Thanks for the upload PhiMine, I had this episode bookmarked but it was taken down and I was gutted. :)

x

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

the actor kevin eldon should have been given more time to speak, the first two things he said were great, bill bailey's great but he's getting too much time to speak

[xcgxparawhore]

Noel in that last clip was so adorable :D

[falseflags02]

As much as I love Noel, I for one am happy to have Bill back

[EtSAdTheBad]

Funny how if Noel walked down the street, no girls would look twice..but when he's on TV its a different story.

[janshabbly]

are you blind ?? !!!! Well I would def have a furtive glance!!!!!

[LittleInkJunkie]

@EtSAdTheBad I'd look twice, three times, maybe forever

[i0luv0smiles]

No Noel = No show.

[Uktrayf]

simon does not criticise patrick at all :) LOVEIT

[xcherrycookiex]

i miss noel.......... xxxxxxxx

[HEZndCOZ]

watching this when noel isnt on it is such a let down.

[ThatGuyDavidT]

Noel > Bill

[bareakon]

doing the top button on a shirt (without a tie) really annoys me for some reason

[starmanlover]

@bareakon unless its simon (x

[beccaweccakins]

irwin sparkes <3

[coolbean08]

whenever i see kevin elder next to bill bailey all i can think of is Black Books and 'DIRTYYYYY'

[jjammmees]

@coolbean08 What's Dirty?

[coolbean08]

@jjammmees You'd have to watch Black Books

[Marreez]

haha Simon is so in love with Noel...

[wolfiekid82]

What did Phil say about Simon?  I've listened 5 times and still can't catch it.

[rajivk91]

"Don't play the asthma card!"

[xoxsugarsweetoxo]

'My leg hurts a bit'....favorite part.

[REMnut12]

The cleaner....!

[marcmurray1]

Can someone please send me a link to the advert Simon is reffering to?

[fayemcrxo]

The Noel montage made me go aww. :D He's gorgeous.

[xXAloeVeraxX]

Noel!!!

[16Kirst]

How could he say that about Mika leave him alone... Love this programme alot sooo funni :]

[rainbowchloex]

Simon singing Home :L So adorable :P

[Kerridee100]

I love that when they say asthma it sounds like 'ass-mar' (if anyone's read Lord of the Flies, they'll get this: "Sucks to your ass-mar!" lol : P

[bellboy64]

@Kerridee100

I always thought that was a weird insult coming from a bunch of English schoolboys. Must have been the era...

Really good book though. Scary because it's possible.

[Kerridee100]

@bellboy64 Agreed--it is an excellent book. Definately makes you wonder. : )

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

"Please Simon, we have no lungs!"

Oh, you have got to love Bill!

This is one of the classic episodes. Most definetly :)

[miezulet]

bill is tons more fun then that wanker noel

[thomasimon]

@miezulet They're different, but I prefer Bill. He was just made for Buzzcocks! But Noel's also a good teamcaptain

[miezulet]

@thomasimon yeah,noel is pretty funny in s23...but bill rules

[vybunimo1234]

Bill's back!!!

[carma91]

lol @ Simon singing some Michael Bublé

[BiiffyyClyro]

was kevin eldon the guy that was on channel 4's comedy gala with bill bailey?

[Nathski69]

@BiiffyyClyro yeah, he has been in some of his stand up gigs too for a similar sketch.

[thomasimon]

@Nathski69 Yeah, he also appeared with him in an episode of Black Books, and they're good friends

[thepatchworkheart]

irwin sparks looks like a cartoon drawing of ben stiller. also what kevin eldon says at 6.35 is completely incomprehensible. and the maximo park lead man is pretenciously scary

[CitizenKatie]

@thepatchworkheart he said "they had a row"

[IneedTodisco]

whats siman up to nowa days?

[BornAcidBBC]

He wrote and is starring in a series called "Grandma's House" it started filming in February so you can expect it out later this year.

[blueblackandpale]

"We have no lungs"

heh

[spartanjades]

never watched this one coz i didnt know any of the people on it..myt av missed sum quality buzzcocks lol

[CrnchyBnn]

Simon fancies the pants off Noel.

[TheShadowBummer]

haha he does (but then again who doesn't?)

I remember an interview where Simon said that he went to see Noel doing stand-up but got distracted 'cause Noel wore such tight pants. he was joking but I'm pretty sure he meant it. lol.

[CrnchyBnn]

@TheShadowBummer Yeah I watched that interview xD

[LodemaiT]

@CrnchyBnn who wouldn't? :p

[kamarrabaksh]

@CrnchyBnn pun intended?

[thepatchworkheart]

thought i got the researching hand joke but, it zoomed in on p.wolf, and then i thought i was mistaken. was it the obvious gag, or was it aimed at patrick? ? ?

[pinkaydarebel]

omg noel musta laughed his ass off wen he saw that noel montage, lol

[FreedomValentine]

Simon, are you breathing properly again?

I really wanted Boel back, though. Still do.

[FreedomValentine]

*Noel

[coolbean08]

@FreedomValentine haha i thought that was a coupling of bill and noel. they were awesome on there together, with simon and phil!

[edtri19]

no noel was just covering for bill you smeg

[PurushaDesa]

Phil's been doing this forever, but it would be great if Noel AND Bill were the team captains.

[oscaroscar11]

i miss Noel.

[CasparWilson]

MIQUITA!!!!

[kemikalrxn]

That Noel montage was cute and hilarious.

Yep, he's a pretty good-looking fella.

[VaginaSquared]

@kemikalrxn lol u must be shitting me!! hes dead ugly!!!

[tehjude7]

@VaginaSquared

Sort of... but his charm makes up for it(: lol he's attractive in his own way. :D

[MrGnaes]

"research hand"

[nollafyzzil]

Saw Patrick Wolf in Dublin this summer, it was amazing, he's so weird.

[MrLazyEyes]

Yay! Mentions of a famous Canadian! And they're fans too! Team spirit!

[ScarletxCrimson]

The Noel montage was cute xD

[kayteeW]

deaf indian hahaha

[notthatbasic]

The name of Irwin's band just makes me think of people from Indiana in the U.S. (who are sometimes known as Hoosiers).

Simon = <3

[H4rdcor3TilliDi3]

TAXI!, i wanna go home, LOL!!!!

[amyamy26]

What's the track that introduces Miquita please? It's on the tip of my tongue...

[TheCake1978]

N.E.R.D.'s "She Wants to Move"?

[katiewilkinson18]

4:56 haha, Patrick blatently doesn't appreciate Irwin's comments!

[Hargy69]

''Please Simon! We have no lungs!''

[bchickita7]

dont go up to him and saya "indian" ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahh­ahahaha

[46Livvy46]

what is the music that introduces Kevin Eldon?? can anyone please tell me

haha i watched this episode just the other day it was goood

[teamtientje]

editors: Munich

[iiiHannahLouiseiii]

i love patrick wolf♥

and simon and miquita together again :D

[mcfly4eva23]

i love the hoosiers!!!!!!

[Nerdyliion]

Wiki says~

The title plays on the names of the Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bollocks album, and the band Buzzcocks.

:P

[dylandior123]

Noel's teeth! ...

lol

[dylandior123]

Bill is back! :-p

[ilanimals31]

does "luckily it wasn't his researching hand" mean what i think it does?

[boomcat]

"luckily it wasn't his resarching hand"

Yes, it means quite a bit actually. Obviously it means masturbation but also another thing. Pete Townsend was cautioned by the police for accessing a website that had child pornography. He claims that it was "research" for a book he was gonna publish and as part of a campaign.

[trakotamy]

"we have no lungs"

[ulookconfusedYAY]

'to be fair he was my bitch'

[GlennYule]

my leg hurts a bit hahaha

[Soundfrequency]

"Yeah but when you say that, you're....lying"

[iamnotagiftshop]

the show is based on the album 'Never Mind The Bollocks' by the Sex Pistols, and the band The Buzzcocks (so buzzcocks is a band)

[AliceGlassMakesItHot]

you mean to say the name is based upon that album and that band

[doll367]

stupid question i regret to ask but must: what is a buzzcock?

[Indigobeauty]

hahaha

[sidsings000]

why have i got so many thumbs down? it's true..thats how the buzzcocks named themselves...

[Maddoxhardcore]

The name "Buzzcocks" was chosen by Howard Devoto and Pete Shelley after reading the headline "it's the buzz, cocks!" in a review of the TV series Rock Follies in Time Out magazine. The "buzz" is the excitement of playing on stage; "cock" is Manchester slang meaning "youngster".