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  • And That's how Cave Johnson made combustible lemons.

  • What about you put a tub of ice cream in the microwave? For like 10 minutes XD

  • 3:28 its peeing.

    

  • Do you promise to give me a cookie, I'll probably just microwave it.

  • it exploded at 2:26

  • Mircriwave a condom?

  • @vorticalthrower already been done episode 13 hehe

  • at 2:26 it explodes but no one cares

  • they just said that safety isnt ther #1 concern because of the masks

    BUT THE MASKS THEY DO NOTHING!!

    if ur a microwave nurd u wold get this

  • If youre gonna name your kid Jory... may aswell name him Joey

  • COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!!

  • Portal 2 reference: When life gives you lemons.. don't make lemonade! GET MAD! make life stuff 'em in your microwave. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the guy who ganna BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN! I'm ganna invent a combustible lemon that BURNS LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN! Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE the day thinking it could give -insert test subject name here- LEMONS!

  • LAME!!

  • so if i NOW send you a video of a lemon doing something can you send me a cookie? :D

  • put da lime in da coconut and microwave it up.... seriously you should try it though

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  • @Pinkteddy22498 Cool story bro.

  • @3DPlanets haha i think that was a spaz attack :P :D

  • no it did something it squrited but you were busy talking

  • I'm still waiting for my cookie

  • @zacattack152 seriously?! wow u people are weird! XD then again, this is coming from the weirdest person on earth so...................kk. Bye-bye!!

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  • Fail, wanna see some guys who managed to get tons of exploding lemons in a microwave? Go to lemonparty. org

  • oh so thats how you burn somebody's house down with lemons...

  • i placed a bet on lemon to the right

  • i got it

  • Me 1

  • I do this all the time

  • the lemons fucking peed!!!!!!!!!!

  • did they not see the lemon explode

  • squirt da lemons in someones eyes >.<

  • When life gives you lemons, keep them because, hey, free lemons!

  • you needed to cut them in half

  • COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

  • I KNEW someone was going to make a Portal 2 reference before I even clicked on this....

  • wow next u should micorwave a paper:)

  • *add portal 2 reference here*

  • When life gives you lemons, throw them right back and add some lemons of your own!

  • I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?

  • When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

  • thumbs up if you think Jory looks like Jim Carrey

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  • sir, you owe me a cookie.

  • when life hands you lemons, confuse the hell out of life by making grape kool aid.

  • TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

  • Should've cut them.

  • I WANT A COOKIE!

  • and thus sprite was created...

  • got lemons? make lemonade. got a girlfriend? make out.

  • hes the one who invented the combustible lemon.

  • u should have done 3 mins

  • lol spungy squirty balls

  • When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

  • @Drusan36 lol portal 2

  • @Drusan36 That wasn't stolen from the top comments at all.....

  • GET MAD

  • They say that the recipie for sprite is lemon and lime,

    but I tried to make it at home, and there's more to it than that.

    "You want some more home made sprite?"

    "Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"

    R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

  • the lemon explodes at about 2:26

  • Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  • @Crzynoob yeah! yeah! burning people! hes saying wat were all thinking!

  • @Crzynoob yes yes make him take the lemons

    burn his house down

    ohh i like this guy

  • @Crzynoob

    YEAH TAKE THE LEMONS

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  • @Crzynoob My good sir i give u 99 thumbs up

  • @Crzynoob i think i know where u got that from...a game i dont remember

  • @purplelove1688 Portal 2

  • @purplelove1688 Portal 2 :D

  • @Crzynoob totaly not copyed from portal

    

  • @BSCOAL2 *copied *Portal 2

  • @Crzynoob portal 2 much?

  • @Crzynoob i went to wal mart picked up a lemon went to their manager and said take ur fucking lemons back u life breathing whore and got kicked out thus was the beast labor day weekend EVER

  • @creamfillin666 haha you actually tried doing that?!?!!

  • @Crzynoob wait...are you cave johnson?!?!

  • lol i was eating roasted pistachios when he said 'nobody likes roasted nuts'.

  • when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.

  • So this is how the soda "Sprite" was invented...

  • When life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade, Give them to Cave Johnson So he can make them into combustible lemons THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN ;D

  • @EmoCakes321 Quote has been failed.

  • they missed the lemon popping...

  • u shoud microwave cheese

  • when life gives you lemons, throw them back...........i dont want your damn lemons!

  • ADVERTiESMeNTS!

  • "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Jory Caron lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

  • I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR MICROWAVE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS.

  • The lemon squirted at 2:27

    (Instert cookie in slot here -- large cookie, must fit in these colons ------ )

  • Is it a good idea to microwave an underwire bra?

  • thumbs up if u hate the sneaker adds

  • Sence it #64 you should have microwaved Mario 64.=D

  • omg i have cancer from watching this lol jk

  • has anyone noticed he says "microrave"

  • if life gives you lemons, just say f$&k the lemons and bail

  • I miss Mitch Hedberg

  • Haha, look at the footage and see it spray. WHere's my damn cookie?

  • you had to waste food

  • If life give you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons.I'LL MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the Microwaved Lemons! I'M gonna get my engineers to make a Combustible Microwaveable Lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! *COUGH COUGH HACK*

  • @albusron3490 Lol, Portal 2..

  • omg!!

    GRANDPA LEMON!!!

  • Spongey, squirty balls! Hahaha!

  • YOU DIDN'T GIVE SANDRA A FUCKING RIP VIDEO!! YOU FUCKERS!!!

    Iloveyou though <3

    DON'T HATEEE ME JORYYY :3

    :P

  • 42 people like roasted nuts...

  • pee

  • @pieryguy you like it dont you you most likly drink it by directly sucking on your dads and your cock :P

  • if life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

  • Well at least you got more juce

  • rewatch it at 2:26 yeah nothing happened

  • @hollegirl1 No, something did happen! :)

  • at 2:26 a lemon exploded .

    gimme a cookie .

  • I freaking LOVE that movie... *ripping version*

  • actually if you warm a lemon before squeesing it it will give more juice

  • actually it did something 

  • WHERE THE HELL IS MY COOKIE?

  • one of the lemons shot out juice and they did not noticed

  • "its going to do nothing people" well Jory..if u had been paying attention u would have noticed the lemon exploding...

  • when life gives you lemons.... you throw them at random ppl :D sry the lemons made me think of that

  • @jakeyboy1995

    You don't need to be an ass about it. I don't drink, my uncle said it.

  • it sprayed haha

  • When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life is giving them vodka and make screwdrivers.

  • @TheWrongLefty thats with orange juice you idiot.

    

  • Look at me, Damien! It's all for you!

  • Well, now we know how they make lemonade

  • If life gives u lemons u make lemonade and sell it and use the profits to buy assault rifles and say if life makes the same mistake

  • did no one notice 2:25 ?

  • did no one notice 2:26 ?

  • Have you microwaved a Coke and Sprite yet?

  • @Azndude1130 They did Pepsi in Season 1 or 2.

  • give me my cookie

  • RIP Mitch Hedburg...

  • 2:26 a lemon exploded Jory.

  • look at 2:25 Jory. now wheres my cookie>XD

  • When life gives u lemons you FIND A NEW GOD

  • when life gives u lemons u throw them a way :D

  • if life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

    if life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

  • Like if you have ever heard When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and tell her to make her own damn lemonade.

  • @Alexandria8495 I thought I was suppose to burn life's house down, with lemons.

  • @Alexandria8495 screw that, if life gave me lemons id keep the damn things, cuz hey. free lemons.

  • @Alexandria8495 you failed the quote and 24 people dont even know what they just thumbed up.

  • Yo what ever hapened to the light shows just do somthing that is awsome

  • I literally watched The Omen last night and found this channel today. WEIRD.

  • I WANNA COOKIE LOOK BACK AT 0:23 TO 0:26 OREO PLZ

  • thats how they make the squeezy lemon shaped lemon juice bottles

  • you like em big you like em chunky

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  • @eminem121e

    huh?

  • @JJSOKEWL omg i luuuuvvvv cheese lmao!! i like nachos with only cheese, no chicken or anything! meunster rox!

  • @rockstar64100 i love muenster and baby swiss :P

  • 2.26, Wheres my Cookie?

  • Microwave a bingo dabber!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHO LIKES CHEESE....ANY KIND OF CHEESE!!!! CHESE PIZZA CHEESE SANDWICHES CHEESE IN GENERAL PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE AND BACON BALLS CHEESE NACHOS CHEESE DRUGS ANY KIND OF CHEESE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT AINT EASY BEING CHEESY SAY CHEESE =3

  • WHO LIKES CHEESE....ANY KIND OF CHEESE!!!! CHESE PIZZA CHEESE SANDWICHES CHEESE IN GENERAL PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE AND BACON BALLS CHEESE NACHOS CHEESE DRUGS ANY KIND OF CHEESE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHEESE DO YOU LIKE

  • the smell will b awesome

  • good smell though

  • jory can out run an airbag :D

  • 41 one people dont know how to make lemonade

  • lol they didnt notice

  • If life gives you lemons make orangeade and leave everyone wondering how the fuck you did that

  • thumbs up if jory sent you a cookie

  • @MegaWheelchairMan wait he did who got a cookie were they soft cookies COOKIES WITH CHEESE WHO LIKES CHEESE WHAT KIND OF CHEESE CHEESE COOKIES COOKIES WITH CHEESE SPRAY COOKIES WITH CHEESE MELTED ON TOP COOKIES WITH CHEESE CHIPS INSIDE WHAT KIND OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • In Soviet Russia lemon microwaves you.

  • you should have done 7 minutes for 7 up

  • he sounded like he was taking a pee when he squeesed the lime

  • if life gives me lemons i make beef stew

  • if god gives you lemons. YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

  • @shadow15555555555 thats sooo true

  • hey look at 2:26, Can i plz haz my cookeh

  • Cen I haz mah cookeh?

  • When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

  • 2:26!! GIVE ME MY FUCKING COOKIE NOW!!

  • that display really nice u need better grammer

  • this is to-BOOOOOM goes the lemon-john

    lol

  • DON'T STICK JUNK IN THE MICROWAVE!!! In less you film it...

  • Soo.... How long has he been doing the drug-stoner voice?

  • @KirioGameNote from day 1

  • rewind the video to 2:26 JPizzle1122

  • yeah also for helga you like her because you stick your dick in there

  • When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

  • If life gives you lemons.

  • he intros remind me of something that should be a segment on old nickelodeon or bill nye.

  • If life gives you lemons, punch your waiter in the face and say "I ORDERED LIMES!!!"